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Napisy stworzone ze s艂uchu:
by .:艢wierszczyk69:.
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Specjalnie dla urzytkownik贸w:
www.pornoonline.com.pl
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B艂臋dy napewno jakie艣 s膮
wi臋c mile widziana korekta ;)
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Mi艂ego seansu :)
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Wi臋cej napis贸w do film贸w XXX tutaj:
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Kontakt:
swierszczyk6969@gmail.com
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Ten blask...{the glamour}
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...gwiazdy...{the celebrity}
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...swobodne koszulki... {the free t-shirts }
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...wi膮偶膮 si臋 z dziewczynam
z kalendarza "Penthouse Magazine". {come with being the calendar girls of Penthouse Magazine}
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Nazywam si臋 Simon Van Hessen.{my name is}
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I niedawno naby艂em...{and I recently acquired}
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...Penthouse Magazine.
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Od d偶entelmena o imieniu Mark Bell.{from a gentleman named Mark Bel}
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To by艂o w grze karcianej,
kt贸ra by艂a mniej lub bardziej sprawiedliwa.{it was in a card game that was more or less Fair}
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W wyniku czego teraz...{as a result now}
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...wszystkie Penthouse Pets s膮 moje.{all the Penthouse Pets is my}
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Ka偶dego miesi膮ca,
wybierana jest jedna Pets.{each month one pets is selected}
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A 艣wiat艂a reflektor贸w
oraz ca艂a sceneria jest tylko dla niej.{and the spotlight as well as a scenery full all hers}
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Jak widzisz, dziewczyny s膮 eleganckie.{and you can see the girls are elegant}
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Bardzo pi臋kne...{Quite beautiful}
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...i niezwykle seksowne.{and extreme they sexy}
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A na koniec roku...{And the end the year}
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...jedna z 12 wybranych,
koronowana jest na Pet Of The Year.{one of the chosen 12 is crowned, pet the year}
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I je艣li chcia艂by艣 wiedzie膰...{and if you will ever know}
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...cena niekt贸rych jest...{a price some}
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...warta morderstwa.{would kill for}
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艢miem twierdzi膰, 偶e...{dare I say}
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...to uroczy biznes.{the glamour business}
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Z obietnicami i mo偶liwo艣ciami...{ with his promises and opportunity}
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...s艂awy i fortuny,...{Fame and Fortune}
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...mo偶e jednak zmieni膰 si臋 w morderczy. {can turn cutthroat}
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By膰 mo偶e termin "walka kociak贸w"
nie jest niestosowna.{perhaps the term cat fight with not being inappropriate}
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Do czasu a偶 walcz膮ce kociaki...{and then a cat fight}
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...nie naostrz膮 pazur贸w.{sharpening claws maybe review}
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Wi臋c kt贸ra b臋dzie
szcz臋艣liw膮 zwyci臋偶czyni膮 w tym roku?{So how will lucky winner be this year}
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I co wa偶niejsze...{and more importantly}
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...co je艣li morderstwo jest cze艣ci膮 tej uk艂adanki...{if murder, is part of the equation}
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Kt贸ra b臋dzie nieszcz臋艣liw膮 przegran膮?{who will be the Unlucky loser}
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WHO"S KILLING THE PETS?"
"KTO ZABIJA THE PETS?"{Who's killing the pets?}
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Co zrobi膰, aby by膰...{what would you do to be}
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Kt贸ra b臋dzie szcz臋艣ciar膮,
albo pechowcem?{Who the lucky for , or unlucky girl be}
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Brea Lynn
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Miss Listopada 2006
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albo Hanna Hilton
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Miss Grudnia 2006
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b膮d藕 Erica Elison
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Miss Stycznia 2007
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Albo szanse b臋dzie mia艂a...{or the chances will be}
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Andie Valentino
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Miss Maja
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A mo偶e ten zaczczyt przypadnie Justine Jolie...{who has their money on Justine Jolie}
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Miss Wrze艣nia
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Potem jest prawdziwe 艢wi臋to Dzi臋kczynienia...{then there's the true meaning of Thanksgiving}
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...wszyscy powinni艣my by膰 za nie wdzi臋czni
Miss Listopada{something we should all be thankful for Miss November}
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Jaime Hammer
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Ka偶da z dziewcz膮t otrzyma艂a zaproszenie...{each of the girls receive an invitation}
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...do mojej wiejskiej posiad艂o艣ci.{To my country a state}
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Odleg艂ej...{Distant...}
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Odosobnionej...{Remote...}
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Gdzie wszystko mo偶e si臋 zdarzy膰.{where Anything Could Happen}
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Prywatnej.
I kto oka偶e si臋 w niej najm膮drzejszy?{in private and who would be the wiser}
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Wow!
Zobacz jaki zwariowany, przera偶aj膮cy basen.{Wow! Look this is crazy creepy swimming pool}
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Czy m贸g艂by艣 mi pom贸c
lub cokolwiek.{Can you help please. Help me , all like she sea can something}
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Tak, oczywi艣cie skarbie.{Yeah sugar}
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Chod藕!
Umieram z g艂odu.{Come on kill on nosh}
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Jak chcesz.{Whatever}
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Zobacz na ten zamek.{Check a this castle}
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Simon Van Hessen musi by膰
jakim艣 dziwnym kolesiem.{Simon Van Hassen must have one strange dude}
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Teraz wiem dlaczego taks贸wkarz,
wysadzi艂 nas w dolnej cz臋艣ci tego wzg贸rza.{know wanna the cab driver drop it off at the bottom of the hill}
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Nie dbam o to kim jest,
oby by艂 w domu.{I don't care what it is as long as he's home}
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Adres z tego eleganckiego zaproszenia si臋 zgadza.{You know, coming to this very elegant invitation}
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Jeste艣my we w艂a艣ciwym miejscu.{we are at the right place}
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Znajd藕 go
i wynegocjuj limuzyn臋 za to wszystko.{Find see your rain going to negotiate a limo with all this}
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Dobrze, dostaniesz swoj膮 limuzyn臋,
po tym jak zostaniesz Pet Of The Year.{ok you get a limo after your pet out of the year}
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Co z ciebie za agent?{some agent you are}
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Pos艂uchaj,
po prostu b膮d藕 mi艂a dla wydawcy.{Look, you just be nice mr. publisher man}
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Zr贸b wszystko co konieczne,
aby wygra膰.{Do whatever it, takes win is wont}
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A tymczasem czuj臋,
偶e moje nogi odmawiaj膮 pos艂usze艅stwa.{in the meantime my feet are killing me}
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Musz臋 je odci膮偶y膰.{I want to take a load off}
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I umieram z g艂odu.{I get you nosh , sometime}
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Mo偶esz mi z tym pom贸c?{Do can you help me what this?}
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Mieli艣my umow臋.{We hare deal}
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Ty niesiesz baga偶e...{you to carry the luggage}
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...ja p艂ac臋 za taks贸wk臋.{I pay for the cab}
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Nie m贸wi艂a艣 nic o tym,
偶e b臋d膮 one takie ci臋偶kie.{how didn't you say these are going to be so heavy}
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Co ty w nich masz?{What's an is?}
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Wibrator, wi臋c ostro偶nie z nimi.{Vibrators, so be careful with am}
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Cze艣膰
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Wasze...{Your...}
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...zaproszenie.
Poprosz臋.{Indentation please}
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Poka偶 mu zaproszenie.{Sure Indentation }
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Uwa偶asz nas za nieproszonych go艣ci?{what do you think a party crashers}
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Ta...
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To miejsce jest znacznie...{This place is seriously}
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...mniej atrakcyjne
ni偶 fakty Rona Jeremy'ego.{less appealing than Ron Jeremy's facts}
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Zostawcie swoje torby.{Leave your bags}
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Prosz臋 t臋dy.{Walk This Way}
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M贸g艂abym tak chodzi膰,
gdybym mia艂a w dupie kij od miot艂y.{I could have walked that way if I had a broomstick stuck up my ass}
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Staram si臋 tylko prze艂ama膰 lody.{you just trying to break the ice}
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Pan Van Hessen, to ty?{You know Mr. Van Hassen are you}
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Jestem "Ponury".{I am bleak}
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Przykro mi to s艂ysze膰.{sorry to hear about that}
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Nie jestem Bleak.
Lokaj.
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Twoje buty...{your shoes}
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...nie pasuj膮 do twojego stroju.{And do not match your outfit}
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Ale...
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Prosz臋 t臋dy.{Walk this way}
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Ale nie musicie si臋 martwi膰
o 偶adne z ostatnich zmian w zarz膮dzaniu....{but you should not be concerned with any of the recent management changes}
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...nasz Penthouse Magazine b臋dzie kontynuowany.{our Penthouse Magazine will continue}
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Wydawany b臋dzie na takich samych,
wysokich standardach jak zawsze.{Publisher same high standards has always maintained}
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Z gigantem odnosz膮cym sukcesy.{With socially well win giant}
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Dow贸d na to, 偶e krytyka...{Proving, critic}
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...jest jak sk贸ra 偶贸艂wia.{Skin the are turtles}
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I kl膮twa.{An curse}
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Wygrani - przegrani.{good losing or losing}
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Niemal偶e nowa si艂a.{nearly new the setter force}
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{whats are you wall copy}
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Co to za wariat w TV?{it was a nut job on the TV 2}
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Dla ciebie jestem chlebem...{for you indeed are the bread}
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...dzi臋ki, kt贸remu poczujecie si臋 lepiej..{we shall so happily }
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To jest Simon Van Hesen.
To ona was tutaj zaprosi艂. {How wats Simmon Wennacen? He on tapes the scene country don't you know}
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W艂a艣nie kupi艂 Penthouse Magazine.{they just bought House Magazines}
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Nie s艂ysza艂am o tym.{I didn't hear about this}
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To dlatego,
偶e nie umiesz dobrze czyta膰.{that's because can't read good}
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Po co czyta膰
skoro mo偶na ogl膮da膰 TV?{why would you read and watch TV}
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To b臋dzie dla niekt贸rych
z was nag艂a niespodzianka.{this will come as a sudden surprise to some of you}
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Zw艂aszcza dla tych kt贸rzy nie umiej膮 czyta膰.{especially those of you can can't read}
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Ale jutro o tej porze...{but by this time tomorrow}
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...jedna z was b臋dzie nosi艂a tytu艂...{one of you will be named}
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Penthouse Pet Of The Year{Penthouse Pet The Year}
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A dla reszty z was...{and for the rest of you}
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...nie pozw贸lcie,
by drzwi uderzy艂y was w dup臋 w drodz臋 do domu.{don't let the door hit your ass is on the way home.}
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Ten facet ju偶 sprawia,
偶e t臋skni臋 za Markiem.{this guy is making me miss Mark already}
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Jaki Mark?{Mark who?}
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Facet, kt贸ry by艂 w艂a艣cicielem magazynu, idiotko!{the guy who owned the magazine idiot}
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Dlaczego idiotka?
Nie pami臋tam imion!{Where you idiot? don't remember names}
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A co z twarzami?
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- On!
- Ten facet?{Him... that gay}
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..niedawne naby艂em te aktywy.{recent acquisition of these assets}
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To by艂 nasz szef?{it was our boss}
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Ten kole艣?{That gay}
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Dla niekt贸rych z was nast膮pi膮 pewne zmiany.{there will be some changes for some of you}
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- Imi臋...
- On przynosi艂 mi kaw臋
- Nie b臋dzie wi臋cej apetycznej kawy...{Name. he used to bring me coffee. no more fetching your coffee}
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- Trzyma艂 moje majtki, podczas modelowania.
- Nie b臋dzie wi臋cej trzymania za majtki.{behold my panties, but more you can do? No more holding your pants}
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Da艂 mi urocze zdj臋cie na koniec mojej sesji.{give me you a lovely photograph at the end of my shoot}
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Koniec z pocieraniem st贸p.{no more rubbing of the feet}
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Dlatego wola艂am starego szefa .{so that's why old magazine }
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Wiesz o co mi chodzi.{you know what I mean}
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Justine
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Juhu Mr. Van Hessen
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Mam dla ciebie bardzo szczeg贸lny dar.{I have a very special talent for you}
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Po prostu co艣...{just a little something}
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...co pomo偶e ci podj膮膰 t臋 trudn膮 decyzj臋.{to help you make that hard decision}
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No wiesz, w wybraniu
Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{you know picking Penthouse Pet Of The Year}
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Och Jezu! To jest to co powinni艣my robi膰?
Podlizywa膰 si臋 nowemu Panu "Big"?{oh Jesus, is this what we're supposed? suck up to the new mr. big?}
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Je艣li musi.{If you must}
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Ona jest Miss Listopada, tak?{So she November right?}
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Nie,
ja jestem Miss Listopada idiotko!{No, I'm Miss November, you idiot}
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Nie s膮dz臋 by mu si臋 podoba艂o, powa偶nie.{Get you liked in the watch, severely.}
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Ka偶demu to si臋 podoba{anybody's liking that}
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Podoba mi si臋 to
i powiem wam jedno.. {ike in near, tell you why?}
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...nie wiem jak wy...{Are know but you}
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...ale gwarantuj臋 jej, 偶e wr贸ci do domu z moim numerem telefonu,
po tym jak wsadz臋 go pod jej 艂贸偶ko.{ but I am guaranteeing the fat girl goes home with my phone over tonight after I slip it under her bed}
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Ale z ciebie dupek.
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Tak!
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Kurwa!
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Tak!
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O kurwa!
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O tak!
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O tak!
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Tak!
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Tak!
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Tak!
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Wow! OMG!
Hej! Uwa偶aj na jedzenie!{Wow! OMG! Hey! Watch you tors!}
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OMG!
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OMG! OMG!
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- To jest zajebiste
- Nie mog臋 na to patrze膰.{That is fucking cool. I can't watch}
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- Przepraszam
- Ona umiera.{I'm sorry. She on died!}
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Ja pierdol臋, to jest najlepsze show,
nigdy takiego nie widzia艂em.{that is the best fucked show, i never see you}
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Bleak
zabierz st膮d dziewczyny.{Bick, see to lady}
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- Nie mog臋 w to uwierzy膰
- Ja te偶 nie.{O I cant live ball. We cant}
183
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Sasha!
Greta!
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Hej, tak hipotetycznie
to gdzie masz zamiar umie艣ci膰 to cia艂o?{Hej hypothetically when they going to put that body}
185
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Umie艣膰 je w baga偶ach.{put with the luggage, pool}
186
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Powiedz kucharzowi...{I tell the cook}
187
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,920
...偶e b臋dzie o jedn膮 mniej.{it will be one less}
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Na obiedzie.{or dinner michta michta}
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- Widzia艂a艣 j膮 wcze艣niej?
- Nigdy
- Ja te偶 nie.{have you see daughter do that before? never. me neither}
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Co艣 tutaj nie gra.{something it's not right here}
191
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Pan Van Hessen prosi mnie o zbyt wiele.{Mr. Van Hansen asking too much of me}
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Jak mam gotowa膰 dla 9 modelek?{how I supposed to cook for 9 models}
193
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Och, powiedzia艂 mi,
偶e jest teraz ich 8.{Oh i tell me 8 now}
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Mo偶e 7.
Jedna z nich w艂a艣nie si臋 usma偶y艂a.{Maybe seven, Where ween just screed afraid crispy you're backing the me this morning}
195
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9, 8, 7
196
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Przegapi艂a艣 jeden punkt.{You missed the point}
197
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Widzia艂a艣 je?{Have you see them?}
198
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S膮 jak sto funt贸w ociekaj膮cych wod膮!{don't be like a hundred pounds dripping wet}
199
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Jak my?{Like us?}
200
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Tak, jak my.{Yes, like us}
201
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Ja chc臋 gotowa膰
dla grubych ludzi takich jak Pan Van...{I want to cook for fat people like Mr van}
202
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...Hessen przystojne ciacho.{...Hasen handsomely stats}
203
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Z pewno艣ci膮 jest...{he certainly is}
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...cz臋艣ciowo 偶wawy.{dashingly partly}
205
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Dlaczego po prostu tego nie spr贸bujesz?
To jest smaczne, tak?{what are you just chalk this up that taste}
206
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Nie, to jest nudne.
Chc臋 czego艣, co podtrzyma moje zainteresowanie.{don't just so boring I want something that keeps my interest}
207
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Jest wi臋cej ni偶 jeden
spos贸b na gotowanie w kuchni.{well there's more than one way to cook in the kitchen}
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Och naprawd臋?{och really?}
209
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Wi臋c m贸wisz,
偶e powinni艣my...{so you're saying we should}
210
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Mamy 15-30 minut.{husband, half in 15 minutes}
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Tylko masturbacja.{only masturbation}
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Tak jakby to my my艣leli艣my lepiej.{kind of think we better}
213
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{This is weaver in the cooking}
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To jest gotowanie.{This is cooking}
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00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,220
Zdejmij je!{Take off}
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00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,340
Taka wilgotna.{so what}
217
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,100
To by艂o straszne.{it was terrible}
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Po prostu straszne.{Simply terrible}
219
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Troch臋 straszniejsze od tego...{small horrible than it}
220
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...Reality Show{really TV show}
221
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Nigdy nie by艂am bardziej zdenerwowana.{I've never been more upset ever}
222
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Spokojnie kochane{Poll baby's}
223
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,080
Rozumiem was,
wszyscy jeste艣my...{I understand we are all}
224
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...smutni.{Sad}
225
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To jednak w 偶aden spos贸b nie uniewa偶nia konkursu.{this in no way invalidates the contest}
226
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Wszystkie nadal macie doskona艂膮 szans臋.{you all still stand an excellent chance}
227
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Na tytu艂u
Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{And be name Penthouse Pet of Year}
228
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Nigdy i tak jej nie lubi艂am.{I never liked her anyway}
229
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,700
Ta laska by艂a taka wyj膮tkowa,
tylko dlatego...{that chick so special just because}
230
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...偶e wyst膮pi艂a w letnim numerze Penthouse.{she is in the summer issue of Penthouse please}
231
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Co za g艂upia baba.{what a dumb broad}
232
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233
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{Is cooler Jon Glow}
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00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,660
Nie, nie dziewczyny.{No, no girls.}
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Straci艂y艣my jedn膮 z nas.
Znajd藕my sprawc臋.{we've lost one of our own I found out Philly}
236
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By艂a cz臋艣ci膮 naszej rodziny.{I need curie party for family.}
237
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Napewno jest tutaj kto艣
kto musi za ni膮 t臋skni膰.{so there's someone here who must miss her}
238
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,080
Wporz膮dku.{alright then}
239
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,420
Wi臋c, nie ma takiej.{So just not here plane a have for Africa}
240
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Olga!
241
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{Can you ask to me}
242
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,220
Zauwa偶yli艣cie,
偶e nie ma tutaj Miss Lutego?{did you notice since Mr. Speed what isn't here?}
243
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Dobry Bo偶e!{thank God}
244
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Wiesz nie widzia艂am tutaj Miss Marca.{you know Miss March isn't see right there?}
245
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,000
Gdzie jest Miss Kwietnia?{more is April}
246
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,380
Miss Lipca?{Miss July}
247
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,080
Albo Miss Pa藕dziernika{Or Miss October}
248
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,620
Gdzie Miss Wrze艣nia?{Where Miss September?}
249
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,620
Ty jeste艣 Miss Wrze艣nia!!!{Your September!}
250
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,940
One by艂y ju偶 gotowe...{they were already}
251
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,200
...na eleminacj臋.{Eliminate}
252
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,640
Eliminacj臋?
W jaki spos贸b?{Eliminate? How?}
253
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,640
To znaczy...
nie chc臋 tego wiedzie膰.{I mean I don't want to know}
254
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,980
Chcesz to wiedzie膰 Justine?{do you want to know justine?}
255
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,020
Im mniej wiem o tych rzeczach,
tym lepiej dla mnie.{the less I know about things the better off I am about everything}
256
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:05,740
Teraz cieszcie si臋 swoimi fili偶ankami z owocami.{ you are now enjoying your fruit cups}
257
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,540
Pogadajmy o tym jutro, Panie.{Let's talk but tomorrow, show we}
258
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,760
B臋dzie to bardzo wa偶ny dzie艅.{she'll be a very big day}
259
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,940
Specjalny,
w kt贸rym zostanie tylko jedna z was.{[especially with the last one standing}
260
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,500
Poka偶 Pani膮 ich pokoje.{show the ladies in their rooms}
261
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,820
Po dwie...
jakbym m贸g艂 prosi膰.{A 2.... 2 room if you please}
262
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:26,020
B臋dzie to znacznie interesuj膮ce wyj艣cie,
kiedy was tak rozmieszcz臋.{far more interesting that way when you send me}
263
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:30,160
Co mia艂 na my艣li m贸wi膮c,
偶e zostanie jedna z nas?{Where here in my last man standing?}
264
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,660
Nie wiem, wiem tylko,
偶e id臋 pakowa膰 walizki...{I don't know, all I know is, I'm going to pack my bags}
265
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...i dzwoni臋 po taks贸wk臋
i wynosz臋 si臋 st膮d do innego hotelu.{and I'm calling a cab and I'm getting the hell out of here to the hotel down the street}
266
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,640
Jad臋 z tob膮.{I'm so going with you}
267
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,700
Zamawiam taks贸wk臋 z powrotem do LA{I take a taxi back to LA}
268
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:42,900
Z tym obci膮偶eniem lub bez.{with or without this load}
269
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Dziewcz臋ta, Dziewcz臋ta{Ladies, Ladies}
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Obawiam si臋...{I'm afraid}
271
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...偶e to nie b臋dzie mo偶liwe.{that will not be possible}
272
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,300
Nadci膮ga burza.{there is a storm blowing in}
273
00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:55,300
To by艂o nag艂e.{that was sudden}
274
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,720
Rzeczy dziej膮 si臋 tutaj tak szybko.{things happened quickly around here}
275
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,720
Na przyk艂ad telefon nie dzia艂a.{case of point, the phone is out }
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00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,720
Droga jest podmyta.{the road is out}
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00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:08,260
A je艣li zdarzy si臋 kolejny wypadek,
musz臋 wam powiedzie膰, 偶e lekarz tutaj r贸wnie偶 nie dotrze.{added that is another accident I must tell you the doctor is out to}
278
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,820
Masz tutaj jakie艣 prawdziwe 偶arcie?
Bo musimy je艣膰 jakie艣 g贸wno.{getting real food here we gotta eat the s***}
279
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,820
B臋dziesz jad艂 to g贸wno.{you will eat the shit}
280
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,820
Pozw贸lcie, 偶e poka偶e wam...{let me show you}
281
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,820
...wasze pokoje.{To your rooms}
282
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,300
I tak nadesz艂a burza dla "The Pets"{and as the storm blew in the pets}
283
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,520
T臋dy drogie Panie{This were ladies}
284
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,340
Teraz jedna mniej...{now minus 1}
285
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,820
...na noc.{dog in for the night}
286
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,840
Napewno jest tam brzydko.{sure getting ugly out there}
287
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:42,280
Tak, robi si臋 tutaj bardzo brzydko.{yeah it's getting pretty ugly in here to}
288
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,840
Ostatnia burza jak膮 mieli艣my...{the last storm we had}
289
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,080
...zniszczy艂a ponad 10.000 grob贸w.{over 10,000 graves were washed away}
290
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,100
W okolicy s膮 jakie艣 cmentarze?{there is cemeteries around here}
291
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,340
Nie...tylko groby.{No...just...graves}
292
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,120
T臋dy.{Walk this way}
293
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,720
Zabieraj swoje cholerne dupsko
i pom贸偶 mi z tymi baga偶ami!{Get your fucking ass over here help me with you bags!}
294
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,000
I przesta艅 je艣膰!{And stop eating!}
295
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,200
Bo偶e...Jezu!{Good... Jesus}
296
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,900
To b臋dzie tw贸j pok贸j.{this will be your room}
297
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,900
Panno Ellyson
298
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,100
B臋d臋 sama?{you mean by myself}
299
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:44,220
Ale nie do ko艅ca,
masz telewizor.{well not entirely you have the television}
300
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:47,620
My艣la艂am, 偶e b臋d臋 mieszka膰
z jak膮艣 inn膮 dziewczyn膮.{I thought I was staying with another girl}
301
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,980
Owszem.{A you work}
302
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:52,620
Miss Czerwca zosta艂a przydzielona do tego pokoju.{let June was assigned to this room}
303
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,280
Ale ja nie chce by膰 tutaj sama!{But I don't want to be alone}
304
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,000
Nie w tym domu!{not in this house}
305
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Nie w tak膮 noc jak dzisiaj!
306
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,240
Nie w takim filmie jak ten!{not in a movie like this}
307
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,600
Jak sobie 偶yczysz{as you wish}
308
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,820
B臋d臋 mia艂 cia艂o Miss Czerwca.{I shall have their body of Miss June}
309
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,820
Przyniesiemy je tutaj,
aby dotrzyma艂o ci towarzystwa.{moved in here to keep you company}
310
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Nie, nie!
To nie wchodzi w drog臋.{no no, don't go out of your way}
311
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,440
Zostan臋 z tob膮 Erica{I'll stay with you Erica}
312
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:19,400
Dlaczego wygl膮dasz jak Dracula?{why you look like Dracula}
313
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,220
Prosz臋 t臋dy{Walk this way}
314
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,220
Masz racj臋 dziwaku.{your way with your freak}
315
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,220
Hej dziewczyny pos艂uchajcie...{Hey girls listen a ...}
316
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,820
...wiecie je艣li byby艂yby艣cie dzisiejszej nocy troch臋 przestraszone i zdenerwowane...{... see you know, he wanna a with you. Little scared and nervous tonight}
317
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,820
...wiecie znam wszystkie te m膮cz膮ce korytarze...{I know all that mealy right down the hallway}
318
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:36,820
Je艣li wiecie o czym m贸wi臋, tak?{if you know I'm saying right}
319
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,620
Ale nie dzwo艅cie do mnie,
dop贸ki nie b臋dziecie nagie,...{but I don't go calling me until you good naked}
320
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,880
...dobrze, bo jeszcze ten kutas b臋dzie pierwszy..{now come busting right this to her right to a dick first}
321
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,880
Je艣li wiecie co mam na my艣li.{If you wanna mean yeah?}
322
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,540
Suka!{Bitch}
323
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:49,720
Id臋 po troch臋 lodu na to.{i go get some ice}
324
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,580
Ohyda.{O tracky}
325
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,460
Bardzo ohydne.{way tacky}
326
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:02,180
Do zobaczenia rano, dziewczyny.{see you in the morning girl}
327
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,600
O m贸j Bo偶e.
328
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,340
Nawet mi nie pomog艂e艣
z tymi baga偶ami.{even help in a with you two bed}
329
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,520
Wy b臋dziecie dzieli膰 ten pok贸j.{You to go share this room}
330
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:20,060
On jest moim agentem, a nie ch艂opakiem,
wi臋c potrzebujemy dw贸ch oddzielnych 艂贸偶ek.{he he's my agent not My boyfriend so we need like two separate beds}
331
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:22,320
To niefortunnie dla ciebie.{ unfortunate for you}
332
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,940
Ale..{But}
333
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,880
...to jest pok贸j,
kt贸ry zosta艂 ci przydzielony.{this is the room that you have been assigned}
334
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,000
Okej Mel, porozmawiaj z nim,
bo potrzebujemy oddzielnych 艂贸偶ek.{Ok Malick, you need talk you them, give me two soft bed}
335
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,740
Wynegocjuj co艣 z tym.{negations something with }
336
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:33,740
Za艂atwi臋 to, za艂atwi臋.{I get you cover, I get you cover}
337
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,400
S膮 tutaj filmy dla doros艂ych
w tym telewizorze, Bleak?{get the dirty movie channels on that TV that Bleak}
338
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,300
Mo偶esz ogl膮da膰...{you may watch}
339
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,220
...kresk贸wki.{cartoons }
340
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,140
Odjazd.{Cool}
341
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,660
Dzi臋ki Bleak{Thanks Blicky}
342
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:46,340
Co z tym zrobimy?{Three move .... ok hare we you do these?}
343
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,700
Mi艂o.{This is nice}
344
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,300
Przepraszam
ale tak jakby 艣pisz na pod艂odze.{sorry a sort of he is sleeping on the floor}
345
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,600
Powa偶nie,
za kogo ty mnie uwa偶asz?{serious what do you think I am}
346
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,000
{can watch your back.... all boy}
347
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Nareszcie po 15 godzinach mog臋 i艣膰 spa膰.{i found get a good 15 hours sleep}
348
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Na 艂adnym, wygodnym materacu.{a nice comfortable mattresses}
349
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,680
Rzeczy zaczn膮 kr臋ci膰 si臋
wok贸艂 ciebie bardziej ni偶 zwykle.{things are going to start creaking around you more than usual}
350
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,360
Dobrej nocy skarbie.{Good night babe}
351
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,240
Jeste艣 fiutem!{you are such a dick}
352
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,900
Prosz臋 t臋dy.{Walk this way}
353
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,260
To b臋dzie wasz pok贸j.{This is be yours room}
354
00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,600
Co to jest?
To jest ostre.{Whore this? It's sharp}
355
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,560
Prosz臋...nie dotykaj!{Please... do not touch}
356
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,760
Teraz...{know}
357
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,260
...to ju偶 historia.{now it is a history}
358
00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,260
W tym pokoju...{To this room}
359
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:40,100
M贸wi si臋,
偶e kto艣 tutaj umar艂.{it is said someone wants to dead here}
360
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,180
Nie to, 偶e si臋 z ciebie nabijam,
ale ja nie wierz臋 w duchy,...{not till like make fun of you or anything but I don't believe in ghosts}
361
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,920
...przera偶aj膮ce stwory.{creepy creature}
362
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,720
Wi臋c, nie b臋dziesz mia艂a 偶adnych problem贸w ze snem.{well then you will have no trouble sleep}
363
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,900
Uwielbiam takie historyjki.{Circus down on the mattress I love that s***}
364
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:54,900
W膮tpi臋{I doubt it}
365
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,980
Wporz膮dku, mamy tampony.{ allright, later on tampon}
366
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,800
To jest...{This is so...}
367
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800
- ...cholernie ostre?
- Co z tym zrobimy?{Whoever sharp? what are we to do with this?}
368
00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,760
To b臋dzie...tw贸j pok贸j.{this will be your room}
369
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Gdzie jest Jaime?{Where is Jaime?}
370
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,140
Mia艂am mie膰 pok贸j z Jaime.{I'm supposed to be rooming with Jamie}
371
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,580
Gdzie jest Jaime?{Where is Jaime?}
372
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,120
Jaime jest w innym pokoju.{Jaime isn't a now there you}
373
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,120
Nie chc臋 by膰 sama!{I can't be alone!}
374
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,360
Kucharz!{Cook!}
375
00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:25,380
Sir.
376
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,580
I 偶ycz臋 dobrej nocy.{And the good night}
377
00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:40,580
Ja r贸wnie偶.{Me too}
378
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,500
I l臋ki i obawy Justine...{And Justine's fears and concerns}
379
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,640
...zosta艂y ukojone, dzi臋ki pomocy kucharki.{ or soothe with the cook's help}
380
00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:43,460
381
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,720
Mel i Andie...
382
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,140
...postanowili bawi膰 si臋...{chose to amuse one another}
383
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:07,140
...osobno.{separately}
384
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:13,960
Wszystko dobrze, tak?{i don't doing over there right}
385
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,960
Tak, wporz膮dku.
386
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:20,280
Czy powa偶nie oszukujesz w pasjansie? {Are you seriously cheating at solitaire}
387
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,280
Nie oszukuj臋 skarbie,
tylko wygrywam.{not cheating baby it's winning}
388
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,460
Daj spok贸j Mel.{come on now}
389
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,000
Kiedy ludzie oszukuj膮 i wygrywaj膮...{when people cheat and win}
390
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,340
...to wygrywaj膮 gr臋...{then they win the game}
391
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:27,780
...i nie musz膮 si臋 ju偶 martwi膰 oszukiwaniem.{and they don't have to worry about cheating}
392
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,320
Bo nie odpowiadaj膮 na 偶adne pytania.{cuz you don't answer any questions}
393
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320
Poniewa偶 ju偶 wygrali.{because you already won the game}
394
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,560
Rozumiesz?
Trzymaj si臋 mnie to naucz臋 ci臋 wi臋cej.{Understand? Step on me, a teach you be more}
395
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,820
Hej kochanie, wszystko w porz膮dku?{Hey babe, you okey?}
396
00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:38,100
{There look the?}
397
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:40,160
Zamknij si臋 Mel!{shut up now}
398
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,580
Hessen!
Tak ty...{Hasen.... Yeah ....}
399
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:45,000
...musimy pogada膰 p贸藕niej o biznesie,
podoba mi si臋 tw贸j styl.{we'll talk business wait I like your style}
400
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,680
Jeste艣 wariatem,
ale podoba mi si臋 to.{you a whack job, but I like you started}
401
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,640
Naprawd臋 podziwiam tego go艣cia.{and I really admire that guy}
402
00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:53,760
Dok膮d on poszed艂?{go}
403
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,960
To jakie艣 bzdury.{Are is this bullshit}
404
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,440
Musz臋 i艣膰 do kibla skarbie.{i'm to go to the can baby, alright}
405
00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,960
Skarbie, je艣li us艂yszysz dodatkowe grzmoty...{Hey baby if you hear a little extra thunder}
406
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,600
...to tylko ja na kiblu.{just me and the can right}
407
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,840
Wiesz o co chodzi.
408
00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:40,160
Hanna i Brea odkry艂y,
偶e r贸wnie偶 maj膮 co艣 wsp贸lnego.{Hannah and Brea found that They too had something in common}
409
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,620
Tak burzowo na zewn膮trz.{so stormy outside}
410
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,120
Lepiej znale藕膰 pocieszenie
i si臋 ogrza膰.{Better the find comfort, here it's warm}
411
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,800
Kurwa ma膰!{Fuck yeah!}
412
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,520
Och cholera!{Oh shit!}
413
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,080
Kurwa ma膰!{Fuck yeah!}
414
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,040
Mocniej!{Harder}
415
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,020
B臋d臋 dochodzi艂a!{I'm gonna come}
416
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,600
Kurwa!{Fuck!}
417
00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:51,800
Zobacz na ten ba艂agan jaki zrobi艂y艣my.
O m贸j Bo偶e.{look at this messy made oh my God}
418
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:55,240
Wiesz co, mam do艣膰 tego pierdolonego faceta,
kt贸ry nas obserwuje.{you know what I'm really sick of this f****** guy watching us}
419
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:55,880
Co ty wyprawiasz?{Whats you doing?}
420
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,380
To jaki艣 przera偶aj膮cy facet w monitorze,
kt贸ry nas obserwuje.{it's some creepy guy on a monitor watching us}
421
00:48:58,380 --> 00:48:59,300
Serio?{You serious?}
422
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,580
S膮dz臋, 偶e powinni艣my go wy艂aczy膰.{i fink you turn off}
423
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:01,640
Wporz膮dku, id臋 to zmieni膰.{Alright, i go to change it}
424
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,340
Dobrze, super.{alright cool}
425
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,100
Poczekaj...
Zanim mnie...{And I Wait... Be for you}
426
00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:07,220
...wy艂膮czysz.
Mam dla ciebie prezent.{Turn me off, I have gift for you}
427
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,220
Oferta pokojowa.{peace offering}
428
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:10,800
Zobacz.{Look}
429
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:18,480
To jest prezent.{It's a present}
430
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,840
Zaadresowany do Pet Of The Year.{it's addressed to the Pet they year}
431
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,840
Wyglada na to, 偶e wygra艂am.{Looks like I win}
432
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,700
O m贸j Bo偶e!
To g贸wno mnie wystraszy艂o.{oh my gosh, that's scared the shit out of me}
433
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,240
I tak oto...{And dean}
434
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,420
...zosta艂o tylko pi臋膰 ma艂ych cipek.{there were just five little pussies left}
435
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,340
Na zewn膮trz szala艂a burza...{outside the storm raged on}
436
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,100
Wewn膮trz...{Inside}
437
00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,100
...temperatura wzrasta艂a.{the temperature was Rising}
438
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:48,560
Jamie znalaz艂a spos贸b na odpr臋偶enie Eriki.{Jamie had found a way to relax Erica}
439
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,820
Jamie, dlaczego to robimy?{Jamie why are we doing this}
440
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,000
Mo偶esz po prostu tak le偶e膰.{you can just lay there}
441
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,620
Ja zamierzam zdoby膰 kilka punkt贸w...{I'm going to score some points of them}
442
00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:04,780
...dla wielkiego brata tam.{big brother over there}
443
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:06,780
Prosz臋, nie kr臋pujcie si臋.{please, you go right ahead}
444
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:36,480
Podoba ci si臋?{Like that?}
445
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:28,200
艢miem twierdzi膰, 偶e jest to strona,
z kt贸rej was jeszcze nie widzia艂em.{I dare say this is a side of you too we have not yet seen before}
446
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:34,300
Za艂o偶臋 si臋, 偶e wasz stary w艂a艣ciciel Mark,
naprawd臋 si臋 teraz kopie po jajach.{I bet your old owner Mark is really kicking himself now}
447
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,260
Justine, kucharko...
448
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:46,440
...musicie by膰 teraz bardzo spragnione.{you must be so thirsty by now}
449
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,460
O zobacz!{Look}
450
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,660
Co?{Why?}
451
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,680
Do艂膮cz si臋 do mnie.{don't you join me}
452
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:54,680
Za ciebie.{Two you}
453
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,700
Mo偶e to ty b臋dziesz szcz臋艣liw膮 zwyci臋偶czyni膮.{***}
454
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,600
I tak oto zosta艂y tylko cztery ma艂e cipeczki.{and then there were but four little pussies left}
455
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,020
Musia艂a by膰 z艂膮 dziewczyn膮.{Must be bad you}
456
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,600
Gdy wynaj臋ta pomoc...{as the hired help}
457
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,600
...ukrywa艂a zw艂oki...{Hide die up}
458
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,820
...nasta艂 poranek w rezydencji Van Hessen'a.{morning arrives in van hasen manor}
459
00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,420
Ocala艂e dziewczyny...{The surviving girls}
460
00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:33,420
...przygotowuj膮 si臋...{get themselves ready as well}
461
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,940
....je艣li nic wi臋cej si臋 nie wydarzy.{if nothing else}
462
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:37,680
Penthouse Pets s膮 bardzo czyste.{Penthouse years of very clean}
463
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,080
Nie, ona nie umrze pod prysznicem.{no she's not going to die in the shower}
464
00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:08,800
A zobaczenie tego nie przyczyni艂o by si臋
do rozwoju naszej historii.{and seeing this did nothing to advance our story}
465
00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:10,800
Ale b膮d藕my szczerzy...{but let's be honest here}
466
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,180
...czy to nie jest to...{Isn't this}
467
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:14,520
...co naprawd臋 chcecie zobaczy膰?{what you're really wanting to see}
468
00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:17,760
A oto co艣 innego,
co mo偶e chcesz zobaczy膰.{and here's something else you may wish to see}
469
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,380
S艂u偶膮ca, Katie Analaksa...{servant Girls Kate Analaksa}
470
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,240
...znalaz艂a sw贸j w艂asny spos贸b
na uczczenie nadej艣cia nowego dnia.{finding their own way to celebrate the coming of a new day}
471
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:26,360
Och dziewcz臋ta...{Oh girls}
472
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,940
B臋d膮 dziewczyny...{will be girls}
473
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:29,940
A kto wie...{and who knows}
474
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:34,320
...mo偶e w przysz艂ym roku chcieliby艣cie,
aby zosta艂a Penthous Pets.{maybe they'd like to be Penthouse Pets next year}
475
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,640
Czemu nie?{And way not}
476
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Wiedz膮, kto ogl膮da.{they know who's watching}
477
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,240
O tak.{I yes}
478
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,680
Kolejny dzie艅.{Another day}
479
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,080
I nadal 偶yj臋.{I'm still alive}
480
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:27,500
Okej.{alright}
481
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,240
Dla tych z was...{for those of you}
482
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,240
...kt贸rzy lubi膮 艣ledzi膰 wynik.{like keep score}
483
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,620
Zosta艂y trzy.{and then there were three}
484
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:35,620
Zosta艂a nas tylko tr贸jka.{there's only three of us left}
485
01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:37,620
Wyczuwam zapach szczura.{I smell a rat}
486
01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:44,900
Odemnie?
Bra艂em prysznic dzisiaj rano.{Bobbi i take the shower this morning}
487
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:47,820
Jestem troch臋 ruchliwy, je艣li dobrze pami臋tam,
wiecie co mam na my艣li.{a little frisky with myself if I remember correctly if you know what I mean}
488
01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,180
489
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,540
To nie mog艂em by膰 ja.{I can be me}
490
01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:53,880
Ka偶dy z nas ma motyw.{well we do each have a motive}
491
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:55,880
To prawda.{that's so right}
492
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,060
Poniewa偶 ka偶da z nas
walczy o miano Pet Of The Year.{because we each one of these pet of the year}
493
01:08:58,060 --> 01:09:00,240
Wi臋c, zostanie tylko jedna z nas.{so one of us three has to be behind.}
494
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,940
Je艣li pozosta艂e dziewczyny zgin膮 b膮d藕 zagin膮...{if all the other girls end up dead and missing}
495
01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:05,700
...a twoja dziewczyna zostanie,
to b臋dzie zwyci臋偶czyni膮.{and your girl is left standing then she wins}
496
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:07,700
- Walkowerem!
- My艣licie, 偶e ja to zrobi艂em?{by default. - You i think i did it}
497
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,320
Wskazujesz na mnie palcem?{you point the finger at me}
498
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,320
Ja wska偶臋 palcem...{but I think I'm going to point the finger}
499
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,280
...jego!{And i'm}
500
01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:13,920
Zgadza si臋.{That's right}
501
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,360
Przejrza艂em ci臋.{i'm onto you}
502
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,620
Tak, masz te wszystkie pi臋kne Pets...{yeah you got all these beautiful pets}
503
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:19,980
...kt贸re tutaj przyby艂y i kr臋c膮 si臋 dooko艂a.{prancing around}
504
01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:22,460
Wiecie, za艂atwi艂 wielkiego Marka...{you know, and it went to that big Mark guide}
505
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,980
Wydawca, co?
Napewno.{publisher hah yeah sure}
506
01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:25,700
Jeste艣 tym facetem,
kt贸ry kaza艂 mu wszystko przepisa膰.{you're the guy that had them sign everything}
507
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,960
Pewnie, to co dzieje si臋 tutaj?
Co to jest?{sure what was on the overhead is that what it is}
508
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,180
Wiesz co Mel, to mo偶e mie膰 rzeczywi艣cie sens,
chyba po raz pierwszy.{You know you're actually making sense for the first time}
509
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:35,640
Jasne, d膮偶y po trupach do celu.
Chodzi mi o to, 偶e ca艂a sztuczka polega na tym, aby nie umrze膰. {sure miss a dog-eat-dog world out there I mean the whole trick is to not die}
510
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,020
Je艣li jeste艣cie ostatnimi 偶yj膮cymi Pets...{and I mean a few the last pet standing}
511
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:40,020
...b臋dzie zamierza艂 was zabi膰,
wiesz o co mi chodzi.{you and I going to make a killing you know what I mean}
512
01:09:40,620 --> 01:09:41,560
Nie zrozumcie mnie 藕le dziewczyny.{no pun intended girl}
513
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,700
Dobrze, wi臋c co powiesz na to,
panie Van Hesssen?{okay so how about it Mr van Housen}
514
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,700
Czy to ty stoisz za tym wszystkim?{are you behind all of this}
515
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:48,200
Czy ja wygl膮dam na takiego cz艂owieka,...{now do I look like the kind of person}
516
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,040
...kt贸ry w ostateczno艣ci zabija?{last resort to murder}
517
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,720
Aby zaoszcz臋dzi膰 kilka dolc贸w.{just save a couple of bucks}
518
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:55,080
Pozw贸lcie, 偶e odpowiem na to pytanie...{let me answer that question}
519
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,580
...w ten spos贸b.{This way}
520
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,340
Widzieli艣cie, teraz widz臋,
偶e nie mog臋 mu ufa膰.{See right there, see not even trust him anymore}
521
01:10:01,340 --> 01:10:04,300
Nie ufam temu facetowi, kt贸ry mnie tak wkr臋ca.
Wynosimy si臋 st膮d.{I do not trust the guy, that turns me off like that ,come out we're at}
522
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,920
Nie, kamerdyner powiedzia艂
偶e wszystkie drogi s膮 nieprzejezdne.{the butler said that all the roads are washed out}
523
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,520
Ufam mu na tyle co temu drugiemu.{but I trust him about as far as I can throw}
524
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,440
Czuj臋 co艣 cholernie dziwnego w plecach. {in my back is very freaking fuck}
525
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:12,840
Dalej!
Musimy si臋 zacz膮膰 pakowa膰, natychmiast!{come on we get go pack now lets go}
526
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,280
Ty idziesz.
Ja zostaj臋 tutaj.{You go i'm stand here}
527
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,560
Mam ju偶 do艣膰 odwalnia ca艂ej roboty.{I'm tired of doing all the work }
528
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,300
Wi臋c mam pakowa膰 si臋 sam?{when I need the pack by myself?}
529
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,560
Okej, ale kiedy wr贸cimy do domu
zrobimy dwie rzeczy....{okay when we get home to things}
530
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,980
Wynegocjujemy now膮 umow臋...{You negotiation a new contract}
531
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,600
...i numer 2:
Wyrzucimy twojego psa.{and number 2 , a drop kick the dog}
532
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,600
Wr贸c臋 po ciebie.
Po was nie wr贸c臋.{I come back to you I don't come back for you}
533
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:25,340
Wporz膮dku{alright}
534
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:28,020
Wyje偶d偶am r贸wnie偶,
proponuj臋 r贸wnie偶 ratowa膰 swoje ty艂ki, suki.{I'm leaving to, so you guys could save our own asses bitches}
535
01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:28,520
Pa!
536
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,220
My艣l臋, 偶e to kamerdyner.{I think it's the butler}
537
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:35,360
Nie wydaje mi si臋,
偶eby m贸g艂 zrobi膰 co艣 takiego.{I don't think you could do something like that}
538
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,360
A co je艣li...{well what is}
539
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,720
...jest do tego zdolny?{well what is he capable of }
540
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,160
Zobaczmy co powie na...{let's see what a }
541
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,780
...mieszank臋 klasyki.{mix of classic}
542
01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:44,440
Jestem pewna,
偶e mo偶emy sprosta膰 temu wyzwaniu.{I'm sure we can make them this is call}
543
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,480
Je艣li si臋 ju偶 tym zm臋czycie,
to przyjd藕cie do mojego pokoju.{did you grow tired of this, come to my room}
544
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,960
W Transylwani jestem znany jako...{iin Transylvania I am known as}
545
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,080
The Great Impaler
546
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,360
Cze艣膰!
547
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,200
Cze艣膰!
Czy mog臋 ci w czym艣 pom贸c?{Hi can i help you something that?}
548
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:57,560
Nie, id臋 pakowa膰 moje g贸wna
i si臋 st膮d wynosz臋.{no I'm going to go pack my s*** and then I'm going to take off}
549
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,100
Chyba nie chcesz tego zrobi膰?{I don't think you want to do that}
550
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,320
Tak chc臋.{yes i do}
551
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,280
552
01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:11,540
C贸偶...
553
01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:14,000
Dobrze widzie膰,
偶e personel jest w pracy.{good to see the staff is on the job}
554
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:12,460
C贸偶...
555
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,880
...kiedy liczy si臋 obs艂uga...{when service counts}
556
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:16,880
...mo偶na liczy膰 na pracownik贸w.{count on the servants}
557
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:22,620
Co za spos贸b na rozpocz臋cie dnia.{what a way to start a day}
558
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,220
Ca艂kowicie nie warte 30%{totally not worth 30%}
559
01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:29,240
Teraz wezm臋 40% za to suko.{I'mtake 40% for now bitch}
560
01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:32,060
Dobrze mi zrobi膮 2 tygodnie w SPA.{Gore bad 2 weeks to weeds spa}
561
01:26:32,060 --> 01:26:34,960
To chyba nie jest
Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{Have not she need the came pea be Penthouse Pet Year}
562
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,380
To powinno by膰 Penthouse Dead Pet Of The Year{She all must Penthouse Dead Pet of the Year}
563
01:26:40,060 --> 01:26:42,600
Dostaniesz jednak r臋czniki bez wszy.{getting lice free towels though}
564
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:54,080
O m贸j Bo偶e.
Nie uwierzysz co mi si臋 w艂a艣nie przytrafi艂o?{oh my God check you're not going to believe what just happened to me}
565
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:56,080
Posz艂am pakowa膰 moje baga偶e...{So i gonna pack my bags}
566
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:59,160
...bo jestem teraz cholernie przera偶ona
i po prostu chc臋 si臋 st膮d wydosta膰.{cuz I'm scared shittless right now and I just want to get the f*** out of here}
567
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,780
Nie zostan臋 i nie zobacz臋,
jak to si臋 sko艅czy.{I am not sticking around to see how this thing ends}
568
01:27:02,780 --> 01:27:04,780
Gdzie moja dziewczyna?{Was my girl?}
569
01:27:04,780 --> 01:27:06,300
Jest na zewn膮trz,
sz艂a zapali膰. {She outside have the smoke}
570
01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:08,720
Zapali膰?
Ona nie pali papieros贸w.{a smog , don't you bad secret so a how}
571
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:10,080
U偶ywa lepszego morderstwa.{uses better murder}
572
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,820
Jasna cholera!
Andie jest na zewn膮trz!{Oh shit, andie outside}
573
01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:15,000
Nie powinna by膰 tam sama, co my sobie my艣la艂y艣my.
Zejd藕 nam z drogi!{she bad all long wtf we finking, get gore way}
574
01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:18,260
Jestem spakowany.{i'm wore pack}
575
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:20,260
Poczekajcie na mnie!{wait for me}
576
01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,380
O m贸j Bo偶e!
To Andie!{omg it Andie}
577
01:27:23,380 --> 01:27:24,580
My艣licie, 偶e nie 偶yje?{do fink she dead?}
578
01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:26,040
Nie, zapewne p艂ywa stylem klasycznym.{assuring doing the breaststroke}
579
01:27:26,060 --> 01:27:27,000
Ona utone艂a!{she we pore out}
580
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:31,020
Bardzo chcia艂bym wam pom贸c z ni膮
ale musz臋 wr贸ci膰 po moje walizki.{I'd love to help with that girl but we need back bag you wanna watch}
581
01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:34,180
Co do kurwy?{wtf}
582
01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:37,780
Jasna Cholera!{oh shit}
583
01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:39,480
- Tam jest martwe cia艂o w basenie.
- Brea, Brea!{there is dead shake in the poo}
584
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,540
Brea dobra wiadomo艣膰.{good news}
585
01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:41,720
Jakie s膮 teraz dobre wie艣ci?{how's good news right now}
586
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:43,720
Mog臋 wr贸ci膰 po moje walizki?{did you guys get my bag}
587
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:45,060
- Pierdol walizki!
- Powa偶nie.{fuck you back
- seriously}
588
01:27:45,140 --> 01:27:47,240
By艂am z tob膮 ca艂y dzie艅,
wiem, 偶e ty tego nie zrobi艂a艣.{I was with you all day I know you didn't do it}
589
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:48,720
O to dobra wiadomo艣膰.{good news but}
590
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,740
Ale je艣li my tego nie zrobi艂y艣my,
to kto to zrobi艂?{but if we didn't do it who did it}
591
01:27:53,580 --> 01:27:54,480
Och ja?{o my?}
592
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,780
Czy s膮dzicie 偶e jestem typem faceta,
kt贸ry wyjdzie przez okno...{did you know I'm the type of guy that's going to climb out of a window}
593
01:27:57,780 --> 01:27:59,780
...zejdzie z tej wysoko艣ci na ziemi臋...{hightail it all the way down to the ground floor}
594
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:01,140
...i utopi dziewczyn臋...{drown a girl}
595
01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:03,140
...a po wszystkim wr贸ci z powrotem oknem?{all the way back up the window}
596
01:28:03,140 --> 01:28:05,420
Nie, jeste艣 zbyt gruby.{no you're too fat}
597
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:07,420
Okej, ze wzgl臋du na sytuacj臋 zapomn臋 o tym.
598
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:09,880
Ale je艣li to nie my
i nie on...{but if you wasn't us, not we that gay}
599
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:10,540
Kto to zrobi艂?{how do it?}
600
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,900
Okej, musimy przyjrze膰 si臋 Van Hessen'owi.{okay we got to look at van hasen}
601
01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:14,640
Musimy przyjrze膰 si臋 dziwakowi Bleak.{we got to look at freaky blicky}
602
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,220
Albo mo偶e by艂a to jedna ze s艂u偶膮cych.{or maybe it was one of the servants}
603
01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:19,000
Jestem pewien,
偶e wszyscy zastanawiamy si臋 nad tym,...{i'm sure you must all we wondering about }
604
01:28:19,340 --> 01:28:21,000
...jaki b臋dzie rzeczywisty proces...{the actual process}
605
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,260
...wyboru...{by which will be selecting the}
606
01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:25,260
...Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{penthouse pet year}
607
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:27,260
Facecie z telewizora!{which guy on the TV set}
608
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,260
To ty zabi艂e艣 te dziewczyny?{the do kill babes?}
609
01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:29,780
Nie.
610
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:32,020
Czy oszukiwa艂e艣 w zesz艂ym roku przy podatkach?{did you cheat on your taxes last year}
611
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,020
Okej, wierz臋 mu.{ok see i belive}
612
01:28:34,020 --> 01:28:35,520
I podziwiam tego sukinsyna.{and I admire the son of a bitch}
613
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,340
Po prostu wezwijmy taks贸wk臋.{and just toff you an you taxi}
614
01:28:37,340 --> 01:28:40,740
Poczekaj...
M贸wi艂e艣, 偶e to mo偶e by膰 lokaj...{wait, so you saying it's either the pickle face the Butler}
615
01:28:40,740 --> 01:28:43,480
...albo dwa pistolety,
kt贸re podskakuj膮 na pstrykni臋cie jego palc贸w.{are the two guns that jump at the snap of his fingers}
616
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:44,740
617
01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:46,740
I s膮 m艂ode.{are you so young}
618
01:28:46,740 --> 01:28:48,740
Bo kamerdyner zawsze to robi.{because the butler lot always does it}
619
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,240
Ale w tym przypadku mo偶e to by膰...{but in this case it might be}
620
01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:53,220
...facet z kabl贸wki. {the Cable Guy}
621
01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:55,220
Jest tak wiele sposob贸w,
aby to zrobi膰.{there are so many ways to go about this}
622
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:57,380
{and any slate i just...}
623
01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:59,380
Zobaczmy dok膮d to nas zaprowadzi.{see where this takes us to}
624
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:03,600
Proces eliminacji powinien polega膰
na pozostawieniu jednej z was ale...{process of elimination should be to leave this one of you left standing but}
625
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:08,180
Hej!
Nie zwracajcie uwagi na tego cz艂owieka za kurtyn膮.{no attention, to that man behind the curtain}
626
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:11,240
Jezu, Van Hessen!
Nie jeste艣 ju偶 w Kansas.{Jesus Van Hassen you're not in Kansas any more}
627
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:13,920
Ty zboczony ma艂y podgl膮daczu!{you perverted little peeping Tom}
628
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,920
Prawdopodobnie podgl膮da艂e艣 nas przez ca艂y dzie艅...{you probably watching is all day}
629
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,800
- ...nawet jak by艂y艣my w 艂azience!
- M贸j dom.{even been here a bathroom}
630
01:29:19,180 --> 01:29:21,540
Moje regu艂y.{my rules}
631
01:29:21,860 --> 01:29:24,540
Macie szcz臋艣cie,
偶e widzia艂em wszystko.{you are fortunate that I was watching everything}
632
01:29:24,540 --> 01:29:27,440
Bo wiem wszystko,
co si臋 tutaj wydarzy艂o.{cuz I know everything that took place here}
633
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,440
Wi臋c kto wtedy zabija艂 wszystkie Pets?{who's been killing all the pets then}
634
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,300
Nie ja.
635
01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:34,740
Powiedz kto ze s艂u偶膮cych posprz膮ta艂 basen.{how much is a pool cleaning service }
636
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:37,100
Bo by艂a w nim martwa laska.{is the dead bimbo, when your moat as we speak}
637
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:38,220
Dla twojej informacji...{for your information}
638
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,820
...zosta艂a wy艂owiona
i nic jej nie jest.{she's been fished out and is fine}
639
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:44,000
W rzeczywistoci wszystkie Pets,
o kt贸rych my艣leli艣cie, 偶e zosta艂y zabite...{matter of fact all the pets that you thought were killed}
640
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,000
Po prostu zosta艂y troch臋...{just little...}
641
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:50,280
...og艂uszone, lekko pora偶one pr膮dem i tak dalej,
ale nic im nie jest.{knocked out slightly electrocuted or whatever but they're all fine with me}
642
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:52,280
To gdzie one s膮?{then where are they}
643
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,960
S膮...tutaj.{that's is}
644
01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:02,180
Wszystkie Pets.{all pets}
645
01:30:02,540 --> 01:30:03,720
Zwierz膮tka.{the animals}
646
01:30:06,060 --> 01:30:07,420
Ty je tam umie艣ci艂e艣?{you pot the miner?}
647
01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:08,060
Nie ja.
648
01:30:08,060 --> 01:30:10,060
Wi臋c kto i dlaczego?{Then who and why?}
649
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:14,580
Bleak
650
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,120
Co to kurwa jest?{wtf is there}
651
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:21,980
Wiedzia艂em.{i know it}
652
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:26,420
Wiedzia艂em.{i know it}
653
01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:27,460
Wiedzia艂em, 偶e jest dziwakiem.{i know is the freaky}
654
01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:30,060
Dziwak Bleak
655
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,300
Powiem wam jedno...{tall we has is}
656
01:30:32,540 --> 01:30:34,480
...偶adna z was nie zas艂uguje na zostanie Penthouse ...{not the serfs 2 be Pet Hassen}
657
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:35,680
...Pet Of The Year.
658
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,460
Nie macie 偶adnego szacunku
dla swojej pracy.{you have no regard for the importance of your job}
659
01:30:38,460 --> 01:30:41,280
A co ty mo偶esz o tym wiedzie膰 Panie...
To znaczy...{and what would you know mister I mean}
660
01:30:41,280 --> 01:30:43,860
...Pani.
Czy kimkolwiek do diab艂a jeste艣.{Miss I mean whatever the hell you are}
661
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:45,600
Wi臋cej ni偶 ty kiedykolwiek b臋dziesz wiedzia艂a, z艂otko.{more than you'll ever know honey}
662
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:49,240
Moja mama by艂a
Penthouse Pet Of The Yers 1969{my mother was penthouse pet of the year 1969}
663
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,240
Ona by艂a prosta,
bardzo pi臋kna.{she was is simple , quite beautiful}
664
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:52,440
Fenomenalna.{the phenomenal}
665
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:53,940
I wygolona.{and the an shaved}
666
01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:54,840
Co do kurwy?{wt hell?}
667
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:57,620
A p贸藕niej powr贸ci艂 "busz".{back in we call did bush}
668
01:30:58,740 --> 01:30:59,620
Teraz...{now}
669
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,620
...chodzi tylko o "Cycki".{it's all about pupdzia}
670
01:31:02,940 --> 01:31:05,020
Du偶e usta i...{big lips and}
671
01:31:06,740 --> 01:31:07,780
...po艣ladki.{but lay}
672
01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:11,260
Najwa偶niejsze jest to,
偶e robisz teraz za jedn膮 z brzydkich lasek..{the bottom line is you make one ugly chick}
673
01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:13,740
Ma racj臋 Bleak.{has a point there Blick}
674
01:31:13,740 --> 01:31:17,440
Nie m贸g艂bym ci臋 nawet wci膮gn膮膰 do jednego z moich...{I couldn't even get you into one of those}
675
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,880
...Fetish Magazyn贸w.{fetish magazines}
676
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:22,820
B贸g wie,
偶e wszystko tam jest.{God knows anything goes there}
677
01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:25,120
Pomijaj膮c bez skrupu艂贸w...{no Scruples aside}
678
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:27,120
Jedna m艂oda dama...{one young lady}
679
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,880
...b臋dzie Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{well be came Penthouse pets of the year}
680
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:31,460
Wiecie, jak mnie to strasznie rani.{you know how much this hurts me}
681
01:31:31,460 --> 01:31:32,760
Macie jakiekolwiek poj臋cie...{get any idea}
682
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:34,760
...przez jakie cierpienia przechodz臋...{the suffering I go through}
683
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:36,760
...aby poradzi膰 sobie z tym procesem.{they have to deal with this process}
684
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,980
Wszystkie si臋 o to bij膮...{all of their they're whining}
685
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:40,620
...i maj膮 napady z艂o艣ci.{and the Tantrums}
686
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,200
I wasze ch艂odne...{and your tepid}
687
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,480
...pr贸by uwodzenia.{attempts at seduction}
688
01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:45,800
W艂a艣nie si臋 poznali艣my,
jak mamy ci臋 uwie艣膰?{we just met you, how are we supposed to seduce you}
689
01:31:45,860 --> 01:31:49,600
Kiedy zamierzasz spr贸bowa膰
kilku powa偶nych pr贸b uwodzenia!{when are you going to try some serious attempts at seduction}
690
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,840
Wporz膮dku, zaczynam si臋 podnieca膰.
O co tyle szumu?{all right, I'm getting turned on, what's the big deal}
691
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,840
Ch臋tnie bym ci臋 uwiod艂a, gdyby艣...{I'd be happy to do seduction you if}
692
01:31:57,840 --> 01:31:59,240
...wybra艂 mnie na Penthouse Pet.{if you wanna penthouse pets}
693
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:00,800
O nie!
Nie zrobisz tego!{oh no you don't}
694
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,600
Nikt go nie uwiedzie,
bo to b臋d臋 ja.{anybody's going to seduce me}
695
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:05,240
Nie je艣li b臋d臋 tam pierwsza.{not if I get there first}
696
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:07,240
Po moim trupie!{over my dad body}
697
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:10,840
Dobrze,
zapomnijmy o tym.{all wraith forget it}
698
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,620
Przejd藕my do naukowej metody.{we'll go to the scientific method}
699
01:32:15,060 --> 01:32:16,160
Widzicie to.{see this}
700
01:32:17,580 --> 01:32:19,260
Mam tutaj patyczki po lodach...{I need popsicle stick}
701
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:21,560
...na ka偶dym imi臋 innej dziewczyny.{is a different girl's name}
702
01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:26,620
Wybior臋 jeden patyk
na kt贸rym b臋dzie imi臋...{I will select the popsicle stick that will name the}
703
01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:28,620
...Penthouse Pet Of The Year.{penthouse pets of the year}
704
01:32:35,700 --> 01:32:38,100
Penthouse Pet Of The Year zostaje...{the penthouse pet of the years}
705
01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:45,680
Ja tego nie zrobi艂em.{I didn't do it}
706
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:46,700
Och rany!{o way}
707
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:48,260
Przylecia艂 zza okna.{can't fly true the year}
708
01:32:48,260 --> 01:32:50,260
Trzeba si臋 ruszy膰 i zobaczy膰 patyk.{he's going to move, them and get the stick}
709
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:52,260
Szkoda, by艂 to 艂adny materia艂.{too bad it's nice material to}
710
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:54,260
Ja bior臋 patyk!{i got the stick}
711
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:02,080
Wi臋c kto b臋dzie Penthouse Pet Of The Year?{so how will be Penthouse pet of the years?}
712
01:33:05,260 --> 01:33:06,640
Zosta艅 w pobli偶u...{so sticky around}
713
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:10,100
...to mo偶e ci powiemy.{maybe we'll tell you}
714
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:13,880
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