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Turkish Delight

- Is that your flat? - Yes.

You shit on me.

l'm coming now.

Let's go.

l iust got in, l'm at the station.

- What will you do? - Open your legs.

Put my prick in.

And fuck you.

- Stop cying. - You're nasty.

And another thing - where's my souvenir?

Frame this.

Get out of there!

- Get out! - How about a kiss?

lt's not me.

Move!

Fuck!

Can you help me?

- Leave it. - Why?

l'm after something else.

- What's your name? - Josie.

- Do you want to fuck? - It's against my religion.

l fuck better than Jesus.

You're fat.

l'm fat, l've got small tits and you're an asshole.

That her?

A prize!

So you're the loser, did someone steal her away?

Fancy a fuck?

See you.

Valkenburg, two years earlier.

That takes care of that.

- What's that? - Maggots and worms.

He was a man, like you or me.

l've brought some champagne.

On behalf of the Tourist Board...

...l'd like to thank the young artists for all their help.

Eveybody drink up now.

l propose a toast to you all.

Let's see what we have here.

- What's this? - The raising of Lazarus.

Jesus and Lazarus.

Vey nice, but what's this?

The amul truth is that they're maggots.

Maggots?

Maggots and worms.

Listen here...

We won't allow it.

He was dead for days.

- Get rid of them. - They've taken over.

Stay here till l get back.

Go suck yourself.

A little kiss for mamma.

Oh God!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Cheers.

- Did you buy that? - With a kiss!

What's that?

House special.

What's this?

At least it should be fresh.

lt's a horse's eye, a fucking horse's eye.

You son of a bitch!

- That's your specialty? - Calm down.

- It's venison. - Up your ass.

Kiss my arse.

Let's knock a hole in the ceiling.

Get down, you hippie!

- Do you always pick men up? - No.

- Is this real? - The redhead model.

A well-known trademark.

And the rest?

What rest?

All open.

Park.

What?

Don't come! l don't want a baby.

Did you come inside me?

l wouldn't do that.

- Love me a little bit? - A bit.

- What? - My prick's in my zip.

Any plyers?

l don't know where.

Go to that house and see if you can borrow some.

- What's wrong? - l caught it.

Hang on a minute.

Thank you.

Hury up.

My ieans have had it.

- Are you cold? - Doesn't feel like summer.

l've something for you.

- Where did you steal it? - Ty it on.

Stop, you bastards!

- Can l talk to Olga? - Who's calling?

- It's Eric Vonk. - She's not in.

- Is Olga around? - No.

l want to talk to her.

l'll wait here for her.

Shove off, we don't want low-life.

l want to talk to her father or mother.

What is it, Heny?

Mrs Staples, l've come to see Olga.

My daughter's out of town.

- Where did she go? - That l can't say.

- Why not? - Just because.

- l want to see Olga. - l heard you the first time.

And Olga wants to see me.

You're not welcome.

lt was me in the car accident.

l've read the police report.

lt was all quite sordid.

l'll see her, whatever you say.

Out!

l fucked her.

l fucked her!

You're not the only one.

Where've you been?

- How is it? - What?

Plyers...

- Where've you been? - l thought l'd never see you again.

l've been chasing around after you forever.

They kept me in bed for too long.

lt's huge.

l'm a huge talent.

You make these?

They're nothing.

They go with the accident.

- And this? - A museum piece.

Was it worth it?

Depends, l stole it.

l don't believe you.

What's wrong with you?

How do l taste?

Like oysters.

Good oysters?

The best.

l have to go.

Do it in my mouth.

Wait a bit, where's the bath?

ln there.

Cold?

- Still love me? - A bit.

How much?

l'll be right back.

Home again.

You're always so glad to be back.

l like to see my old friends.

What's he doing here?

What's he doing in my house?

No, let him go!

- Trust me! - How can l?

l bet you had fun on your holidays.

Oh yes?

He's your lover, isn't he?

Listen lover, she's a minor.

Cut the crap, we're engaged.

You're what?

What a racket, is the radio on?

Papi!

- Your daughter's getting married - Who's the lucky man?

Me.

- He crashed the car. - The groom survived.

- Are you going to allow it? - You want us to fight?

You're not marying that layabout.

l won't be made a laughing stock.

You think it's funny? Get rid of him.

That's my final word.

My little Olga.

- Do you think she meant it? - Don't wory, she'll come round.

Now then, Olga, don't cy.

Let's drink to the future.

Did you hear the one about lucky Pierre?

- No. - Me neither.

- Introduce me. - This is Olga.

This is Paul, he's a doctor.

- Pleased to meet you. - Thank you.

Hury!

On this happy occasion...

Welcome, on this happy occasion.

lf God should grant you the gift of fecundity...

...consider it a solemn confirmation of your union.

He's never heard of communism.

Would all the couples gathered here today stand up as one.

Do you, Eric Vonk...

lt's coming!

Oh Lord, l think l'm soaked.

ls there a doctor?

- Go on. - No way.

He's a doctor.

Shall we continue?

Do you, Eric Vonk, take Olga Staples...

...to love and cherish for as long as you both shall live?

Do you, Olga Staples, take Eric Vonk...

...to love and cherish for as long as you both shall live?

- Crazies! - We're newlmeds.

Zip...

Jesus Christ!

Mr Vonk?

This is for you.

- Tina Elgers, do you know her? - She's an old school friend.

How sweet.

- What are you doing? - They need water.

Where were we?

Who the hell is that?

Package for Mr Vonk.

''May all your troubles be small. Uncle Homer and Aunt Emily''.

Don't be so damn rude.

- You feel nothing? - No.

Stop!

Congratulations, may you have joy for evermore.

Now you're one of the family...

...you get a kiss.

We haven't lost a daughter, we've gained a son.

Not bad at our age.

Congratulations.

This is Tina.

Dear Olga! Who knows? l could be ne_.

Lovely sca_.

You like it? It's yours.

lt suits you.

- Like it? - Doesn't match the hat.

Easily sorted.

You'll need some sustenance.

Eric, this is for you, don't tell mother.

You're a sweetie.

You heard the one about lucky Pierre?

- Tell me. - One day.

Morning children.

l brought you something.

Here you are, darling.

Here...

lt'll help you have children.

l'm going to shower.

Don't l get a kiss?

lt's not funny.

So charming!

Don't make fun of my mother, she had breast cancer.

A long time ago?

lt was when l was a little, she said l'd sucked it off as a baby.

l believed her, l thought that's what all babies did.

Be right back.

lsn't Papi generous to trust you with his car?

What are you talking about?

Gve me a bite.

You bastard!

l'll kill you!

Get me out of here!

Now, what would you like for Christmas, little girl?

What are you thinking?

How you'll look in 30 years.

Jesus, that's a nice thought.

- What are you doing now? - l want a souvenir.

You're becoming a real drag - give me that.

Want a drink?

You fool, you'll be sick if you drink that.

You're a fool, Eric.

l could have died.

Comedian.

l'll look at it again in 30 years time.

Let's go to bed.

- Paul, come quickly. - You can't come in here.

lt's alright.

We got the contract: 5,OOO gilders.

lt's fantastic.

- What style? - Modern-bourgeois.

l recommended him.

- We put the statue here. - What pose?

- l need to go. - Hang on.

The number one song: the girl with the red hair.

Can l tape it?

- Still need a pee? - No, l need a poo.

That's what l'm going to do when you come out.

Coming.

Don't do that, l'll lick it for you.

You wouldn't do that.

What is it?

l've got it too.

- What? - Cancer.

- What do you mean? - There's blood in the toilet.

There was blood coming out of me.

lt's true.

You know what that was?

The beetroot you ate last night.

- Are you sure? - Of course.

There's nothing wrong with your sweet body.

l've got a surprise.

Back to work.

What a pain!

No way through.

Come on, get out of here, you hippies.

Move to the side.

You can't stop there.

l said move it.

Move your car.

He's the artist, he's going to the statue, do you understand?

Mr Vonk, and your lovely wife.

Forgive this inconvenience.

See to his bike.

Don't steal it.

Have fun.

You know how to address her? She likes to be called Madam.

But do me a favour and call her Your Majesty.

Stand here.

Now remember, you're to be presented to the Queen.

You stand here and Her Majesty comes to you.

Here she comes.

Oh my goodness!

Whatever happens, don't move.

Right, in a line girls.

What do you do, Anne?

l come fomard...

Don't come fomard, Her Majesty will come to you.

lt's hot.

This is fabulous.

l can't see!

Get out of my way.

Let's go to the other side.

- l'm getting a bit horny. - Not without flowers.

Undo your shirt.

- l'll call the ne_ statue... - What?

Persephone.

- Who's this Persephone? - A goddess of the undemorld.

We'll leave now.

- Who was it? - Your mother.

Your father is dying.

Any hope?

Can we go in?

Give me your handkerchief.

The smell's amul.

Papi, it's Olga.

A few beers and l'll feel better.

Come and say goodbye to your father.

Eric, he wants to see you.

Eric, take care of Olga for me.

And iust remember - l love you.

Say it...

- Let me see. - What?

- Any more? - One more.

- Is that it? - No, one more.

l'll see you later.

A final memento.

- Where are you going? - _w_y.

And our lift?

Ask someone else.

What about your wife?

l can take care of her.

You're being totally selfish, do you hear me?

Bye bye, my dear!

Look out!

What's the matter with you?

ls something wrong?

lt's not her fault, she's a newlmed.

That's it.

She's done a lot of modelling.

- Two hundred. - It's a deal.

Eric, can you give me a hand?

l bought dinner.

l sold a drawing.

Mrs Vonk.

- Which one did you buy? - That one there.

The model's you, isn't it?

- The unveiling was some day. - Yes.

Here's your drawing.

- Can't you be less hysterical? - You'd sell your wife?

- It was only a drawing. - It was us.

- What's the big deal? - Some things aren't for sale.

What about you?

You prick!

Olga, you're completely mad.

- What is it? - l've come for you.

- l'm having friends. - l'll just change.

Give me a hand.

Thanks, l'll be back before dinner.

Where are you?

Jesus Christ, Olga, dinner's just about ready.

Be right there.

Ladies and Gentlemen, give a hand to our great artist.

A chair for the gentleman!

There's no room here. We're full.

Excuse me, l'm disturbing you.

Hey, doesn't your mother-in-law get a kiss?

Still not married?

Oh, what do l see now?

My napkin, l lost it.

Hey, keep your snot-rag to yourself.

What do l do with those?

Finish them.

- You are three rounds behind. - You can't miss out on anything today.

He'll need a doggy-bag for that.

That's not a bad idea, Eddie.

Stick it in the mustard.

He'll have to use a fire e_inguisher.

Need a hand?

- Look at the state of this one. - It's his speciality.

We're going to go together.

Now l'm going to shake hands with little Heny.

Don't take the wrong door. -The ladies-room is at your right.

l didn't see.

You dirty son of a bitch!

- Olga? - l'm not coming home.

- Where are you? - l'm not coming back.

You dirty bitch! Go screw the mothe_ucker.

l'll call the police!

Open up!

Let me see Olga!

- It's over, just go away. - The divorce...

We've got to discuss the divorce.

Well, the sooner the better.

Eric's here to discuss the divorce.

Leave us alone.

- You're thinner. - l don't care if l'm thin or fat.

Why screw that prick?

You don't own me, l can screw who l like.

Leave me alone.

Fucking loser!

My mouth isn't yours anymore.

My mouth isn't for you.

l'm sory Olga, it was my fault.

You call this talking?

Don't listen.

Why don't you iust get lost!

So, be a nice boy and leave.

l'm sleeping here, we're still married.

As you like, Olga's room will be locked.

Good boy.

You're mine and she can't help you, she's out walking the dog.

l've been with another guy.

l'll burn out your cunt!

Leave her alone! Get off my daughter!

You dirty bastard! Get out!

Get out of my bathroom.

l've come for my things.

My fiance.

Come in.

Leave it open.

Making dolls for a living?

They sell well.

What a waste of time.

All packed.

Got a new girl?

l love you.

You never change!

- Who's your friend? - An American.

After the wedding we're off to America.

A new type of bird for you.

Didn't think l'd recognise you?

The hair made it more difficult.

lt was a special deal - do you like it?

l liked it better before.

l think it makes me look young.

Who's the tie for?

Want to buy me a coffee?

- Did you make him. - No, he's from the Congo.

- What are the spikes? - Voodoo.

When someone dies you insert them in the head.

My headache's gone, it must be black magic.

May l help?

Coffee, please.

Two coffees.

This is a surprise.

l'm back with mother.

l stayed in America for a while then left.

Am l pretty?

You look great.

My boobs have grown.

l rub on this special ointment.

Your coffee.

l said tea.

You said coffee...

l said l wanted tea, tell her, Eric.

Tea, please.

Look!

lt's hot.

Don't you feel hot? Let's go to the seaside.

Why not?

l'll go to the ladies, you get the bill.

Sir, can you come, please? It's your wife.

Not long now.

Please help me.

A door in my head.

l brought you something.

Do l look nice?

A real red.

The doctor says my hair will grow back in a few months.

Sure.

What is it?

They won't let me read it, it's bad for the eyes.

Are you enioying it?

lt's not for you, l can do it.

''She said: l love you with all my heart...''

''She said l love you with my...''

''She said love is my...''

''l love you with all my heart...''

''She said l love you with all my heart, l always have...''

''...and nothing will ever change that, not even death itself.''

''l love you with all my heart.''

''l have loved you ever since the first time.''

''Then he fell to his knees...''

''...and he kissed her hands...

''...and let her goodness rest in God.''

- How's Olga? - Not good.

What the hell are you doing?

We couldn't get at all of the tumour.

We'll ty radiotherapy.

- How long's she got? - Hard to say.

Now you drink up all your milk.

Drink this.

Don't like it!

l want...

...some sweets.

Turkish delight.

l can't, my tooth is loose.

That tooth's fixed.

lt feels vey loose.

Feel it.

See, it's been fixed.

Olga's sad.

Are you okay?

Now then, what's all this?

That should give her a nice long nap.

You'd better stay the night.

l'll get some food sent up.

Mr Vonk, you forgot this.