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Good carry. 17 00:00:50,466 --> 00:00:52,968 Want to see that again? 18 00:00:53,010 --> 00:00:54,427 Let's see. 19 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:55,971 Watch out, now. 20 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:58,431 Don't hold it too tight. 21 00:00:58,474 --> 00:00:59,975 Not too tight. 22 00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:04,437 See? If you hold it too tight, you'll drop it. 23 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,981 Thanks a lot. 24 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,441 You gotta be loose. 25 00:01:08,442 --> 00:01:09,943 Yeah, OK. 26 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,069 Um-hmm. 27 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:15,073 Whaa! I see what you mean. 28 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,450 Very good. 29 00:01:17,451 --> 00:01:18,827 Thanks. 30 00:01:29,046 --> 00:01:30,255 Aah! 31 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,429 I'll take that for you. 32 00:01:37,471 --> 00:01:38,972 I've got it. 33 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:42,434 I'll drop it at home for you. 34 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:43,977 Whose home? Yours? 35 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,437 Yeah. My place. 36 00:01:45,479 --> 00:01:46,980 It's not heavy. 37 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,983 It's nothing permanent if your fencing bag 38 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:52,986 sits in my closet 24 hours. 39 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,447 I don't want to move in with you. 40 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,991 What's this have to do with living together? 41 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,701 Let's be honest. OK? 42 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:02,954 You keep taking my things and leaving them in your house. 43 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,915 You are trying to move me in without my noticing it. 44 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:08,335 Come on. That would be insane. 45 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:10,962 I don't want to live with you. 46 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,965 How can you teach history and have such a short memory? 47 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,176 Why don't you try it for a while? 48 00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:18,303 It's fun. You buy dishes together. 49 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,972 You have people over. Then you talk about them 50 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,474 in the bathroom while you're brushing your teeth. 51 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:23,600 How do you know you wouldn't like living with somebody? 52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,978 Because I lived with someone 3 years. 53 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:28,980 But not with me. 54 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,607 We have classes. 55 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,609 Don't decide anything now. 56 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,985 Think it over. 57 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:37,614 I'll talk to you in an hour. 58 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:38,990 Mmm. 59 00:03:47,643 --> 00:03:49,394 All right! Yeah! 60 00:04:30,936 --> 00:04:32,979 ...profiteering, lack of supplies. 61 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:35,231 If you'll look over what we've read, 62 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,233 you'll see that same question 63 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,486 keeps coming up over and over: 64 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:42,989 How do you discipline a large, freedom-loving society? 65 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,992 The colonies wanted what John Adams called 66 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:47,952 "the Sweets of Liberty..." 67 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,872 But if they got that freedom, 68 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,334 they'd have to leave their homes, obey orders... 69 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,336 they'd have to march in step. 70 00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:58,630 They hated that. 71 00:04:58,672 --> 00:05:01,966 Von Steuben had a helluva time just drilling them. 72 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:03,551 Yes. Question? 73 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,804 Who's gonna play Von Steuben? 74 00:05:05,846 --> 00:05:06,971 That's their department. 75 00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:09,557 I just wrote the book. 76 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,977 Anybody have questions about history? Yes? 77 00:05:12,978 --> 00:05:17,106 Is it true they're using townspeople as extras? 78 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,400 Let's break early 79 00:05:19,401 --> 00:05:22,403 and see what's going on outside. 80 00:05:22,404 --> 00:05:25,448 Don't forget, Friday's our last class. 81 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:29,160 Have your papers in by then, OK? 82 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:30,995 OK. 83 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:33,039 They're coming! 84 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,000 Here they come! They're coming! 85 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:26,009 We all love you! 86 00:06:53,787 --> 00:06:56,748 Got another one of those in there? 87 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,750 No, the light bags. 88 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:02,128 How do you lose a ski? 89 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,131 Can you hear me OK? Uh-huh. 90 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,926 I'm talkin' with Bo Hodges, 91 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:10,762 the director and producer of Sweet Liberty. 92 00:07:10,804 --> 00:07:15,767 What made you decide to make this picture in sayeville? 93 00:07:15,809 --> 00:07:17,769 The story mostly happened 94 00:07:17,811 --> 00:07:19,979 within several miles of here, 95 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:24,108 and you don't get that in Burbank. 96 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,403 They're great, aren't they? 97 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:30,198 These are our local boys. 98 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,200 They get together annually 99 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,953 to reenact the American Revolution. 100 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:37,288 Eddie, get that shot. 101 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,962 Lopert, check this out. 102 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,338 Look at these guys. 103 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:46,381 Hey! 104 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:47,882 Michael Burgess. 105 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,968 Let me get out the bus. 106 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:53,972 Hey, Michael! It's me, Stanley Gould! I'm here! 107 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:54,973 Hello. 108 00:07:55,015 --> 00:07:56,975 I wrote the screenplay. 109 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:59,435 How did you know me? 110 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,562 This is my Bible. 111 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,776 Idiots. Look at those dog-eared pages. 112 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,988 Is that dedication to the written word? 113 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,991 A wonderful welcome. 114 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,993 Maniacs in tights, shooting. 115 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,578 I'm gettin' out of here. 116 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:23,209 I'm proud to be working on material by Michael Burgess. 117 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:27,213 After 20 years of slavin' in schlock mines, 118 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:30,216 to suddenly be associated with literature... 119 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,843 it's incredible! 120 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:33,845 Excuse me. Stanley Gould. 121 00:08:33,887 --> 00:08:36,848 I have to get right to my suite. 122 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:38,224 I'm the writer. 123 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,852 So? I'm the stunt coordinator. 124 00:08:40,894 --> 00:08:42,854 I have writing that can't wait. 125 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,147 My suite, please. 126 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:47,984 Look at this. 127 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,986 It's a shoe box, 128 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,989 not even a piece of fruit. 129 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,991 I need the works. 130 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,492 I'm a writer. 131 00:08:56,493 --> 00:08:59,454 I have to chew on things. Now. 132 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:01,956 I'll do what I can. 133 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,958 And plenty of grapes. 134 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,960 Sit. Make yourself comfortable. 135 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,464 I have an incredible treat for you. 136 00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:10,965 Oh, the script. 137 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,967 I'll read this tonight. 138 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,470 Sit. I'm gonna take a shower. 139 00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:19,474 When you laugh, tell me what page you're on. 140 00:09:19,516 --> 00:09:21,851 When I laugh at what? 141 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,228 When you laugh at what? 142 00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:25,855 Read. Read. 143 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,608 What a treat. 144 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,892 So, you love it? 145 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:05,269 What is this? 146 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,979 It's the movie. 147 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,272 This isn't my book. 148 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:11,567 There's all these naked women. 149 00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:12,985 It's a comedy. 150 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,280 Where's my book? 151 00:10:16,281 --> 00:10:18,991 There isn't one thing in here that looks familiar. 152 00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:20,493 Are you kidding me? 153 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,955 Every page, there's something I kept in. 154 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:26,874 Look. Washington's great line. 155 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,876 Of course, I had to give that to the girl. 156 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:32,046 And this piece. I had real trouble keepin' that. 157 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,965 You're not upset, are you? 158 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,884 Be warned, I have a sword in that bag. 159 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,052 It's still your book. 160 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:41,472 Ok, so I changed some jokes. 161 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,975 It didn't have any jokes! 162 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:47,979 No wonder they never showed me the script, 163 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,983 and the director's too busy to see me. 164 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,985 Tomorrow he sees me. 165 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:57,989 It's very important you don't tell the director 166 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,491 you don't like my script. 167 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:03,452 There's a question of death here. 168 00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:04,954 This is a piece of shit! 169 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,957 Of course it is! I hate it! 170 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,959 But we can work on it. 171 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,962 We can make it better, 172 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,465 not different, because the sets are built, 173 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:18,885 but we can make it infinitely better. 174 00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,553 We'll work on it together. 175 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,763 We are the 2 musketeers. 176 00:11:22,806 --> 00:11:24,473 I'm not a musketeer. I'm a historian. 177 00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,892 If they don't like this story 178 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:26,976 the way it happened, I'll take it back. 179 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,978 They won't let you take it back. It's theirs. 180 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,605 Give me this. 181 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,983 They bought it. But we can fix it. 182 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,612 Just try not to mention the word "shit." Ok? 183 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:40,990 The American revolution wasn't a vaudeville show! 184 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,992 Ok, we'll fix it! 185 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,577 Please, listen, listen. 186 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,537 My life's hangin' here. 187 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,956 I'm a playwright, an author, 188 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:52,251 but you know how I started out in this business? 189 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,670 Writin' questions for game shows. 190 00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:57,048 Smutty double entendres for the match game. 191 00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:59,967 "John showed Mary his big, hard blank." 192 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,970 But finally I had the chance 193 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,515 to work for the Pulitzer prize winner. 194 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:09,685 Do you think I would put anything ahead of you? 195 00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:13,773 I'm yours! Work on me, stamp on me... I'm yours! 196 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:19,695 Curse me, but just let some of you rub off on me. 197 00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:21,822 Tell me I'm yours. 198 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:22,990 What choice have I got? 199 00:12:22,991 --> 00:12:23,991 None. 200 00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:24,992 You're mine. 201 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,369 I love you. 202 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,621 Come on. 203 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,081 Don't do that. 204 00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:33,042 Want to work on those mushrooms? 205 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,378 Yeah. Isn't working together fun? 206 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,921 Mm-hmm. 207 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,883 Look at the things we could be doing if we lived together. 208 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:46,055 You realize we've never made salad together? Ever? 209 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,433 I guess that accounts for this emptiness I feel. 210 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:50,851 Mmm. 211 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:54,981 Is that how you cut an onion? 212 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:55,982 Yeah. 213 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,442 Can I show you something? 214 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:02,989 You don't cut the part where the root is. 215 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,449 That's what makes you cry. You cut the other end. 216 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,451 Just slice that off. 217 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,912 Peel it back from there, 218 00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,957 and then you slice from there. 219 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,418 How do you know that? 220 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,961 I read widely. 221 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,838 Oh, yeah? 222 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:31,434 How do you get the stems out of lettuce? 223 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,977 With a knife. 224 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,854 Move your hand. 225 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:45,197 That is the weirdest proposal anyone's ever made. 226 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,993 What did I say? 227 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,994 What? 228 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,412 Proposal, right? 229 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:55,541 Sorry, I didn't mean to shake you up. 230 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,960 Um... can we take a walk? 231 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,961 Yeah. 232 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,505 I just want to talk. Ok? 233 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:02,882 Sure. 234 00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:06,218 I want to be fair with you. 235 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,845 Michael, relax, ok? 236 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,097 I don't want to get married. 237 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,099 I've thought about it. 238 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,517 I love you. 239 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,771 I just couldn't do that to you. 240 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,981 Do what to me? 241 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,983 Sidetrack you like that. 242 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,569 You've put years into your career. 243 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,363 You have a responsibility to that. 244 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,366 You are so full of shit! 245 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,368 I'm full of shit? 246 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,120 Look, we've both been married before. 247 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,747 We're leery of it. 248 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,749 You're real leery. We both are. 249 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,543 What do you mean, I'm leery? 250 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,545 I'm happy this way. 251 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:45,132 I teach, make quilts, work on my book. 252 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,551 In-between, we squeeze in fencing 253 00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,262 and some really nice lovemaking. 254 00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:53,057 So let's just settle for perfect. 255 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,018 Mmm. This is better than salad. 256 00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,897 Mmm. 257 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,483 Butter pecan. 258 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,653 Oh, is that good pistachio. 259 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:13,327 What do you say we go inside 260 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:17,498 and talk this over for 15 or 20 minutes? 261 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,917 I have a class. 262 00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:22,545 10 minutes. 263 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,004 Ok. 264 00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:27,967 I really like that pistachio. 265 00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:31,595 Butter pecan makes me crazy. 266 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,723 Remember, he's the director. 267 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:37,977 He comes on like a kid, but he's tough. 268 00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:40,396 Where'd they get those Scottish broadswords? 269 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,981 Michael, pay attention. 270 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,400 Don't screw around with him. 271 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,987 I can't believe how real this is. 272 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,614 Just let me do the talkin'. 273 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,616 What are you doin'? 274 00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,118 Come on! 275 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,995 What's the mat... come on! 276 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,164 Oh. 277 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,916 Hey, Faith! 278 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,210 Come on. I'll introduce you. 279 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,420 Faith! 280 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,255 This is the man 281 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,424 who wrote the book Sweet Liberty. 282 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,426 Michael Burgess, Faith Healy. 283 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,969 Hello. 284 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,722 You look wonderful in that outfit. 285 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,933 I pray, do not make me blush. 286 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,935 It ill becomes me. 287 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:20,936 Yeah? 288 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,606 Nice to see you, darling. 289 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,608 We have a meeting. 290 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,610 You look great, really. 291 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,944 You're gonna be fantastic. 292 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,363 Very nice meeting you. 293 00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:34,867 She's Mary Slocum. 294 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,869 Where'd they find her? 295 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,830 Don't you go to the movies? 296 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,291 She even speaks like her. 297 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,292 Actors. 298 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,920 Let's explain the 3 phases. 299 00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:48,506 We don't need the whole battle. 300 00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,091 We reenact this battle every year. 301 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,511 It's a very intricate deal. 302 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:55,513 Just in firing a musket, 303 00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,973 there are 14 different motions. 304 00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,600 Sometimes 19. 305 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,060 That's great. 306 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:02,561 Listen... 307 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,980 half-cocked firelock... 308 00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,649 handle your cartridge... 309 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,150 Ok, listen. 310 00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:10,152 John will tell you 311 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:12,696 exactly what we need, ok? 312 00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:14,114 Excuse me, fellas. 313 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,908 Bo, Bo... 314 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,910 this is Michael Burgess. 315 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,870 Hi! That's some book. 316 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,248 Did you read the script? 317 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,874 Yes, I did. 318 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,252 He did a helluva job for a guy who can't speak English. 319 00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,878 The script is... interesting. 320 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,465 There are some things I have trouble with. 321 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,967 What are they? 322 00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:35,636 The story and the dialogue. 323 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,639 The story and the dialogue? 324 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,475 None of that ever happened. 325 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,019 Who really knows what happened back then? 326 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,856 I do. I've read their diaries and letters. 327 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,233 This script is all bullshit. 328 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,611 Stanley, we should've left out the bullshit. 329 00:17:52,612 --> 00:17:57,866 Look, Mary Slocum's husband is off fighting the British. 330 00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,619 The British colonel Tarleton comes and takes over her place. 331 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,289 What's wrong with that? 332 00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:06,292 You've got her falling in love with him. 333 00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,961 That's impossible. Tarleton was ruthless. 334 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,297 Why would she love him? 335 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:14,258 He's number 4 at the box office. 336 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,259 What? 337 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,053 Elliott James is an international star. 338 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:21,056 If she doesn't fall for him, 339 00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:24,476 the audience will set fire to the ushers. 340 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,981 Why did you people buy my book? 341 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,192 It's full of earthy, sexy, funny stories. 342 00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:34,612 You're a good comedy writer. 343 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,988 That's good, guys. 344 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,615 Set it up. 345 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,534 I was trying to make history readable, not obliterate it. 346 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:43,704 I put 10 years into that book. 347 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,706 Michael, I'm the one 348 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,708 who saved this picture. 349 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,710 It was in turnaround. 350 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,086 What's that? 351 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,255 I was the only one who saw 352 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,507 how to make this appealing to kids. 353 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,969 The movie audience is 80% kids. 354 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,639 You know what kids like? 355 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:02,973 What? 356 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,977 Kids go ape if you do 3 things... 357 00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,771 defy authority, 358 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,230 destroy property, 359 00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:13,150 and take people's clothes off. 360 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,780 What's that have to do with American history? 361 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,115 Why do kids defy authority? 362 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,117 Because they're in rebellion. 363 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,786 The American revolution 364 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,746 was the ultimate rebellion, 365 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,748 and they destroyed property. 366 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,959 We just needed to get them naked. 367 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,337 Make that fireplace practical, bill. 368 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,756 Go back to the book. 369 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,967 She doesn't fall in love with Tarleton. 370 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,344 Let's F.O. The statue. 371 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,970 I'm listening. 372 00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:44,431 Go back to the book. Sorry to be rough, 373 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,724 but it means a great deal to me. 374 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,686 What makes you think you can order me around? 375 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,146 My contract. 376 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,773 Paragraph five "d." 377 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,775 "Full right of consultation." 378 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,777 All right, let's see... 379 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,988 You really don't like the love story? 380 00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:01,990 I want it out. 381 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,575 Or the dialogue? 382 00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,035 Change it all. 383 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,663 Ok. We just had a consultation. 384 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,250 Charlie, I thought that room was gonna be green. 385 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,544 Green's a funny color. 386 00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,890 You feel better? 387 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,267 Better? 388 00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,894 You were sort of suicidal last night. 389 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:33,981 That's why I let you stay over. 390 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,983 What was the problem? 391 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,986 They're making a movie of your book. 392 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,822 Oh, god. Who asked you? 393 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,078 Michael? 394 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,288 Hmm? 395 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:53,083 This isn't the best time for this. 396 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,046 Be careful... 397 00:20:58,089 --> 00:21:00,382 be careful of the quilt. 398 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,718 The hell with the quilt. 399 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,927 Aah! 400 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,805 I've been bitten! Something bit me! 401 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,685 What's that dangerous implement doing in bed? 402 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,437 I like sewing in bed. 403 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,897 You ought to know things like that 404 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,982 before you try and live with someone. 405 00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:19,818 It's very inconvenient not having my robe here. 406 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:21,195 Really? 407 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,738 Oh, god... 408 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,991 I've got gouges all over my behind. 409 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:27,951 No kidding. Let's see. 410 00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:30,954 How long have you been doing that? 411 00:21:30,997 --> 00:21:32,414 About 4 hours. 412 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,541 If you couldn't sleep, why didn't you do some writing? 413 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,627 I wanted to do this. 414 00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:38,962 You could've headed your department. 415 00:21:39,005 --> 00:21:42,674 Instead of working on your book, you're sewing blankets. 416 00:21:42,717 --> 00:21:45,093 This is not a blanket. 417 00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:46,720 It's a replica 418 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:49,723 of a 200-year-old quilt 419 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,600 with a timely message. 420 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,060 Get it? 421 00:21:53,102 --> 00:21:55,521 I can't believe you'd waste your time like that. 422 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,980 Waste my time? 423 00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:58,857 Maybe that's a little harsh. 424 00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:02,277 However, sleeping with you isn't a waste time. 425 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,279 I'm sorry, ok? I have large chunks 426 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,989 missing from my ass. 427 00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:07,908 Are you getting dressed, 428 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:09,952 or are we gonna try something kinky? 429 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,954 We're going to that reception. 430 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:14,957 I have to bring my mother some food first. 431 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,000 I'll go with you. 432 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:18,961 No. We'll meet at the reception. 433 00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:22,422 I made some chicken for her. I'd like to take it to her. 434 00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,967 I can feed my mother by myself. 435 00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,969 Michael, what's your problem? 436 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:28,971 Why can't I come to your mother's? 437 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:32,015 Because I don't want to get married. 438 00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:33,642 Who asked you? 439 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,644 What am I, blind? 440 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:40,649 Every step you take, you move deeper into my life. 441 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,527 You bring my mother chicken. 442 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,655 Suddenly I'll have 3 children and a picket fence. 443 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,657 Fine, don't get married. 444 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,952 We'll see each other, make love, have fights... 445 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:54,162 but I am not living with you. 446 00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:55,873 My shirt looks like it's been used 447 00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:56,957 to clean a windshield. 448 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,375 Buy an iron. 449 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,127 Wrinkles are the least of it. 450 00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:01,962 Here, smell it. Smell my shirt. 451 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,463 Thanks, I'm not into that. 452 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:04,965 I want you to see how inconvenient 453 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,050 this arrangement is. Come here. Smell it. 454 00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:10,679 Get that out of my nose. You're getting crazy. 455 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,974 Not letting me keep one shirt in your closet, 456 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,350 that's sane, right? 457 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,060 Don't put that on. 458 00:23:17,061 --> 00:23:20,439 Don't. You're not coming with me. 459 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,907 How's your behind? 460 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,283 Fine. How's yours? 461 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:34,912 How were we gonna make love 462 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,581 if you had to come here? 463 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:42,002 I dread coming here so much, I forgot about it. 464 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:46,965 Who's there? 465 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:50,344 Michael, mom. Gretchen and I brought some food. 466 00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,346 Just a minute, dear. 467 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:05,275 I can't open this. It's broken. 468 00:24:05,276 --> 00:24:08,695 Mom, push the key in and turn it. 469 00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:10,989 Push and turn. 470 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:12,282 I'm locked in. 471 00:24:12,283 --> 00:24:13,617 Call the police. 472 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,870 Mom, turn the key. 473 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,665 Oh. 474 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,875 Hello, Mrs. Burgess. 475 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,961 Hello, dear. 476 00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:25,379 Hello. 477 00:24:25,421 --> 00:24:26,964 Bless you, dear. 478 00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:28,465 That door. 479 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:31,009 I can never get it unlocked. 480 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:34,012 What if there were a fire? 481 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:36,640 I like to be safe. 482 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,141 We brought you some food. 483 00:24:38,184 --> 00:24:39,267 Shall I put it in the kitchen? 484 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,436 Just put it on the TV. 485 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,982 Michael, there's Rex. 486 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,651 Michael, say hello to Rex. 487 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,027 Hello, Rex. 488 00:24:49,028 --> 00:24:51,029 Rex, you know Michael. 489 00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,072 You love him. 490 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:54,825 Talk to him. 491 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,202 See how happy he is? He loves you. 492 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:59,788 So, uh, Rex, how's it going? 493 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,791 Incredible summer, isn't it? 494 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:07,254 You able to keep cool and everything? 495 00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:13,010 It's been great talkin' to you. 496 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,264 When he hears you on the telephone, he smiles. 497 00:25:17,306 --> 00:25:22,644 Mom, how about if I find a part-time nurse? 498 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,648 You know who'd take good care of me? 499 00:25:26,649 --> 00:25:28,025 Johnny Delvechio. 500 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,651 He loves me. 501 00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:33,321 You haven't seen him in a long time. 502 00:25:33,322 --> 00:25:36,241 I want you to find him. 503 00:25:36,242 --> 00:25:40,328 He wanted to end that relationship 25 years ago. 504 00:25:40,371 --> 00:25:43,957 Whatever gave you that idea? 505 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,751 He moved to another town, 506 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,960 got an unlisted phone number, 507 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,253 changed his name... 508 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,963 he did everything but get plastic surgery. 509 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,882 I think he's trying to tell you something. 510 00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:55,302 Now, look at those smiling eyes. 511 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,056 Sometimes, when I look at him, 512 00:25:59,098 --> 00:26:00,265 he winks at me. 513 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,433 Oh, yeah? 514 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,226 I want you to find him for me. 515 00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:04,686 I don't know where he is. 516 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,104 Go find him. 517 00:26:06,105 --> 00:26:07,731 I can't. 518 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,943 You can do anything you set your mind to. 519 00:26:11,944 --> 00:26:15,238 I've told him that since he was little. 520 00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:18,992 He got his doctorate when he was 25. 521 00:26:18,993 --> 00:26:21,411 If you can do that, 522 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,997 you can certainly find Johnny Delvechio. 523 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,000 Mom, he's out of your life. 524 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,627 He's gone. Leave him alone. 525 00:26:28,669 --> 00:26:30,629 But he loves me. 526 00:26:30,671 --> 00:26:32,631 He can't be found. 527 00:26:32,673 --> 00:26:35,842 Why can't you just let it go? 528 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,220 Give it up. He's gone. 529 00:26:38,262 --> 00:26:41,973 Is that the way to talk to a dying mother? 530 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:44,226 Why don't I make lunch? 531 00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:45,310 Sure... 532 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,979 some poison food would finish me off. 533 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:50,565 They're out of poison food today. 534 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,484 This looks really good. 535 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:54,986 Potato salad and eggplant Parmesan. 536 00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:57,280 I made you some chicken. 537 00:26:57,281 --> 00:26:58,990 I don't eat anything 538 00:26:58,991 --> 00:27:01,993 that hasn't been sitting on the TV for 24 hours. 539 00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:04,204 The radiation kills whatever poison 540 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,456 they've put in there. 541 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:11,962 Mom, we have to go meet the movie people. 542 00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:13,964 Did you tell them 543 00:27:14,006 --> 00:27:15,966 I think Jackie Gleason 544 00:27:16,008 --> 00:27:17,968 should play George Washington? 545 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:19,553 No, not yet. 546 00:27:19,595 --> 00:27:20,971 He's a very good actor. 547 00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:22,556 I know. 548 00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:24,975 He's more than a comedian. 549 00:27:25,017 --> 00:27:26,977 Say good-bye to Rex. 550 00:27:27,019 --> 00:27:28,353 Good-bye, Rex. 551 00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:30,355 I love your collar. 552 00:27:30,356 --> 00:27:32,983 Give him a little kiss. 553 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,819 No, I'm not kissing the dog. 554 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,989 I just don't want to kiss the dog. 555 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,991 Good-bye, Mrs. Burgess. 556 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,534 Bye. 557 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,955 Maybe we can find your friend. 558 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,123 Good! 559 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,833 What?! 560 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,755 Michael, what did I do? 561 00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:59,968 How could you say we'd find her old boyfriend? 562 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,971 You talk crazier than she does. 563 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,140 I felt sorry for her. 564 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,976 In a way, she's my mother, too. 565 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,311 No, she is not your mother. 566 00:28:09,353 --> 00:28:11,771 She's my mother. Get your own mother. 567 00:28:11,772 --> 00:28:13,398 Hi. I'm Bill Edson. 568 00:28:13,399 --> 00:28:16,067 I have the eckert drugstore on main street. 569 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:19,654 My son plays the saxophone like an angel. 570 00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:22,365 Find him a spot in your movie. 571 00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,909 I can't help you. 572 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,911 I just wrote the book 573 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:28,997 from which the movie has not been taken. 574 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:46,139 Governor, it is so good to see you. 575 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,141 Frank, how are you? 576 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:51,144 The movie people are all inside. 577 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,022 They're eager to meet you. 578 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,024 Nice to see you. 579 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,401 Good to see you. 580 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,697 The whole university's just thrilled 581 00:29:02,698 --> 00:29:04,699 to have you here. 582 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,076 How nice. 583 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,662 Which part do you play? 584 00:29:08,704 --> 00:29:10,038 Tarleton, the British colonel. 585 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,665 He's a bit of a bastard... 586 00:29:11,707 --> 00:29:14,167 aristocratic, overbearing... 587 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:15,752 insatiable lover. 588 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:18,088 How close is that to the real you? 589 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:20,215 The insatiable part. 590 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,970 Does your husband teach here? 591 00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:27,597 No. Those who can't teach 592 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,475 are put in charge. 593 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,104 He's president of the university. 594 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,899 He's over there talkin' to the governor. 595 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:41,069 What does that entail, actually... 596 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,696 being president? 597 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:46,700 Mostly leaving me alone while he's off raising money. 598 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:48,994 Oh, my dear. 599 00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:50,996 What a waste. 600 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,877 I felt trapped when I was married. 601 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,879 We were both miserable. 602 00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:01,256 Thank you. 603 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:05,468 I spent 5 years trying to make it work. 604 00:30:05,511 --> 00:30:08,471 I can't go through that again. 605 00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:09,973 I teach literature. 606 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,684 If I wanted to marry you, 607 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,060 I'd say so. 608 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:16,688 You don't talk, you maneuver. 609 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,064 I what? 610 00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:20,066 Michael, meet Elliott James. 611 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:23,069 This man can make Tarleton live. 612 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,696 Well, hello. 613 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:25,905 Hello. 614 00:30:25,906 --> 00:30:27,282 Gretchen Carlson. 615 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,284 Delighted to meet you. 616 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:30,493 Delighted. 617 00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:32,954 I've always been a fan of yours. 618 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,956 How kind of you. 619 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:37,459 Elliott, we need a picture. 620 00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:39,461 This is Michael Burgess. 621 00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:41,463 Michael wrote the book. 622 00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:43,965 It's brilliant. Very few historians 623 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,677 breathe life into the past as you can. 624 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,054 Thank you. 625 00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:51,431 We'll have dinner, dear boy. 626 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,974 He likes you. 627 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:54,434 That's wonderful. 628 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:55,977 Come on. Come here. 629 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,480 Maybe we ought to take a vacation from each other. 630 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:01,066 You're a helluva person to talk about maneuvering. 631 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,610 You insist on moving in, 632 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,487 but you don't want to get trapped. 633 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:08,490 You lecture me on cutting onions and my career. 634 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,992 And why are you so concerned about my career? 635 00:31:10,993 --> 00:31:13,620 Because you think the more independent I am, 636 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,038 the less I'll want to get married. 637 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,664 That's the real reason, isn't it? 638 00:31:16,707 --> 00:31:17,957 You don't mean all that, 639 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,251 that maybe we ought to take a vacation from each other? 640 00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:23,046 Yeah. You want your freedom, you got it. 641 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:24,964 Go have fun. Enjoy yourself. 642 00:31:25,007 --> 00:31:26,299 Come outside. Come here. 643 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,968 You said we didn't have to get married. 644 00:31:29,011 --> 00:31:30,970 Let's talk about this. 645 00:31:31,013 --> 00:31:33,973 You want me to move into your house, 646 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,684 but not into your life. Forget it! 647 00:31:36,727 --> 00:31:39,062 Listen. Why don't we talk about it 648 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,981 for 2 seconds. Ok? Gretchen... 649 00:31:41,982 --> 00:31:42,982 good-bye, Michael. 650 00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:43,983 Gretchen. 651 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:45,985 It must be awful, 652 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,987 comin' to these dinky towns, 653 00:31:47,988 --> 00:31:50,615 people throwin' themselves at you. 654 00:31:50,616 --> 00:31:51,991 Not always. 655 00:31:51,992 --> 00:31:55,578 Don't you just want to get away sometimes? 656 00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,539 I have my little diversions. 657 00:31:57,581 --> 00:32:01,042 Mr. James, this is a real pleasure. 658 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,586 Hello. Is this a 355? 659 00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:04,963 Yeah. You know choppers? 660 00:32:05,005 --> 00:32:07,590 I flew one in Korea. 661 00:32:07,633 --> 00:32:09,592 They were small then. 662 00:32:09,635 --> 00:32:12,595 Mind if I have a look? 663 00:32:12,638 --> 00:32:13,972 Sure, go ahead. 664 00:32:14,014 --> 00:32:16,474 Get in. See what it's like. 665 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:18,893 I loved that submarine picture. 666 00:32:18,894 --> 00:32:20,145 I saw that 3 times. 667 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:21,146 Oh, yes? How nice. 668 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,981 I saw it once in a theater 669 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,274 and twice on cable. 670 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,900 Hold this, please? 671 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:27,902 Oh, dear, I am sorry. 672 00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:29,320 I'll get more. 673 00:32:29,321 --> 00:32:30,905 Please don't bother. 674 00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,323 Hey... my pleasure. 675 00:32:32,324 --> 00:32:33,491 Thank you. 676 00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:35,368 Isn't this a lovely machine? 677 00:32:35,369 --> 00:32:42,000 You ever been up in one of these? 678 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,961 Elliott, what are you doin'? 679 00:32:49,049 --> 00:32:51,009 Hey, wait a minute! 680 00:32:51,051 --> 00:32:53,011 Where are you going? 681 00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:54,637 Hey, Mr. James! 682 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,014 Mr. James! 683 00:32:56,056 --> 00:32:58,641 Elliott, what are you doin'? 684 00:32:58,684 --> 00:33:01,519 Trying to remember how this works. 685 00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:09,944 Watch it, Elliott, watch it! 686 00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:12,530 I am watching it. It's all right. 687 00:33:12,531 --> 00:33:14,282 Get down! 688 00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,953 Oh, no, Elliott, no! 689 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:21,789 I'm getting the hang of this now. 690 00:33:21,832 --> 00:33:23,833 Leslie? 691 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,835 Oh, my god, Elliott! 692 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:28,838 That's my husband down there. 693 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,632 Leslie? 694 00:33:32,384 --> 00:33:34,552 Oh, my god! 695 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:35,970 This is fun, isn't it? 696 00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:37,555 Elliott, please! 697 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,557 You want to go up? 698 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,975 Yes! Right! 699 00:33:45,981 --> 00:33:48,691 You'll take any excuse to get on top of me. 700 00:33:48,692 --> 00:33:50,693 You want to get knocked over by an airplane? 701 00:33:50,694 --> 00:33:53,988 Don't climb on people you don't want to get trapped with, ok? 702 00:33:56,158 --> 00:33:58,159 Oh, god, don't land. 703 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,745 I can't face those people. 704 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,122 They won't mind at all. 705 00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:04,958 Not one bit. 706 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,834 It's Elliott James! 707 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,677 Leslie, come on. 708 00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,392 Boy, you had me scared for a minute. 709 00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:24,185 Shall we? 710 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,655 What? Who is it? 711 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,949 I have a large dog in here. 712 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,284 Woof! Woof! Woof! 713 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,286 Grrrrr! 714 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:44,664 Stanley, it's Michael. Open the door. 715 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:48,251 I almost died of fright. 716 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,253 I want to rewrite tomorrow's scene. 717 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,671 Now? 718 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,881 I want to fix it. We'll go to my place. 719 00:34:53,924 --> 00:34:56,884 Great. You want to work in the middle of the night, 720 00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:58,261 that's absolutely fine. 721 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,887 Anytime, anyplace. 722 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,266 I pledge you my brains, my heart, 723 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:06,894 my mouth, and my sacred honor. 724 00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:09,188 Those are the words of Thomas Jefferson. 725 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,875 What? What happened? 726 00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:30,251 Let's go. 727 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,878 Are we done? 728 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,879 Come on. 729 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:34,464 Let me see it. 730 00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:38,009 How did we do? Is it good? 731 00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:44,033 Thank you, my dear. 732 00:36:45,285 --> 00:36:46,911 Elliott! 733 00:36:46,912 --> 00:36:48,246 Isn't it great? 734 00:36:48,288 --> 00:36:50,248 Leslie! Don't you look lovely! 735 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:54,252 You're so sweet to do this for me. 736 00:36:54,294 --> 00:36:56,129 I'm absolutely thrilled. 737 00:36:56,171 --> 00:36:58,798 My, don't you look lovely. 738 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,801 How can I ever repay you? 739 00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,928 I'm just so excited. 740 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,388 Would you mind... 741 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,140 helping me learn lines? 742 00:37:07,182 --> 00:37:08,975 You mean it? 743 00:37:09,017 --> 00:37:10,351 Yes. 744 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,978 I'd love to. 745 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,980 We'll use my trailer. 746 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:15,356 It's very quiet. 747 00:37:15,357 --> 00:37:16,983 I can't believe it! 748 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,860 I'm in the movies! 749 00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:23,156 You gotta remember, directors are tyrants. 750 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:26,784 He has to feel that he's the whole show. 751 00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:28,745 Convince him it was his idea. 752 00:37:28,787 --> 00:37:30,997 Wait for me there. Be right with you. 753 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,543 Just keep walking. Act like we're chatting. 754 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,336 Are you interested in portraying 755 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:40,965 Mary Slocum as she really was? 756 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:43,551 In truth, I am, sir. 757 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,970 The way she talked, everything. 758 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,555 Indeed. 759 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:51,976 Here's everything she said to Tarleton when they met. 760 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,978 Want to see that? 761 00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:55,563 Yes. 762 00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:58,566 Keep walking. He's looking at us. 763 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,985 You brought this stuff from Hollywood? 764 00:38:00,986 --> 00:38:01,986 All this equipment and everything? 765 00:38:01,987 --> 00:38:03,780 Yes. 766 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,656 Don't let him see you take this. 767 00:38:05,657 --> 00:38:06,908 They have a rule. The writer's 768 00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,576 not supposed to have anything to do with words. 769 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:10,953 Have you seen my bonnet? 770 00:38:10,996 --> 00:38:12,955 Nice. 771 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,958 Oh, good. Great. 772 00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:19,962 I'll get a copy to Elliott, too. 773 00:38:23,008 --> 00:38:24,550 Michael. 774 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:25,968 Yeah? 775 00:38:26,011 --> 00:38:28,554 Don't talk to the actors. 776 00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:29,972 It throws them. 777 00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:32,975 Sorry. She was just showing me around. 778 00:38:33,018 --> 00:38:34,560 Sure. 779 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:38,940 Guys, I don't want to take the time to lay track... 780 00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:52,578 and 8. 781 00:38:52,579 --> 00:38:55,540 Is Elliott James in this trailer? 782 00:38:55,582 --> 00:38:57,750 Yeah. I think he's got company. 783 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,961 Oh, I think he's got company. 784 00:39:00,003 --> 00:39:01,337 He's hittin' the 5. 785 00:39:02,297 --> 00:39:04,966 You didn't even take the 5 last time. 786 00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:06,634 You want that? 787 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,594 No, I'll take that. 788 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,012 Discard... 6. 789 00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:12,014 6? Not a 3? 790 00:39:12,057 --> 00:39:15,017 Maybe you could use a 7. 791 00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,270 I can use a 7. 792 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,897 I can't buy this scene. 793 00:39:19,898 --> 00:39:22,275 It's complicated with a husband. 794 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:25,027 We never had a husband. 795 00:39:25,028 --> 00:39:28,865 Start adding stuff, it'll wreck it. 796 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,658 I'm sure you mean well, 797 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,660 but it just doesn't work. 798 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,996 I love these new lines. 799 00:39:35,038 --> 00:39:36,455 Not you, too. Elliott, please. 800 00:39:36,498 --> 00:39:38,916 Have you guys ever heard of "less is more"? 801 00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:41,294 Why's he wearing a red coat? 802 00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:42,920 Because he's British. 803 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:44,130 Tarleton wore green. 804 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:46,173 Remember? The green dragoon. 805 00:39:46,216 --> 00:39:49,802 You're about to lose a whole movie, 806 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,179 and you're worried about haberdashery? 807 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:54,181 Come here, pay attention. 808 00:39:54,224 --> 00:39:56,183 If the actors insist, 809 00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:57,894 your dialogue's in. 810 00:39:57,936 --> 00:39:59,270 Why would he listen to them? 811 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,064 He can't make the movie without 'em. 812 00:40:02,065 --> 00:40:05,443 Without actors, the picture's through. 813 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,986 You shoot this. 814 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:09,447 I'll be in my trailer. 815 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:10,990 Wait a minute. 816 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,450 Find someone else. 817 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:14,994 We'll try it. 818 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:22,460 We could do it my way, your way... 819 00:40:22,502 --> 00:40:25,004 we'll try it your way. 820 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:27,006 Take it, learn it... 821 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:29,383 all right? All right. 822 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,353 Ok, this is picture! 823 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,480 Folks, be quiet, please. 824 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:45,650 Sweet Liberty, scene 6, take one. 825 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,026 Roll it! 826 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,653 Speed! 827 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,737 Mark... 828 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:51,656 Background! 829 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:52,657 Watch out for the crane. It's gonna move. 830 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,533 And action! 831 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,632 Are you the mistress of the house? 832 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:11,968 It belongs to my husband. 833 00:41:12,010 --> 00:41:12,969 Is he at home? 834 00:41:13,011 --> 00:41:15,012 He is not. 835 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,639 Is he a rebel? 836 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:19,642 No, sir. He is fighting against invaders. 837 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:22,979 Madam, we differ in our opinion. 838 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,063 A friend to his country 839 00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:25,648 will be a friend to the king, our master. 840 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:29,318 Slaves only acknowledge a master in this country. 841 00:41:29,319 --> 00:41:31,904 Madam, his majesty's service requires 842 00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:34,240 the temporary occupation of your property. 843 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:37,868 There's only myself and a few servants. 844 00:41:37,869 --> 00:41:40,204 We are your prisoners. 845 00:41:41,331 --> 00:41:45,209 I'm sure I shall find room in the house for you... 846 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,795 or perhaps in the stables. 847 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,970 Cut! Print! 848 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,972 Ok, that's a wrap. 849 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,390 We did it! 850 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,976 What a perfect first day! 851 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,394 Perfect! 852 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:06,981 My name's gonna be associated with literature! 853 00:42:06,982 --> 00:42:09,442 I knew we could do it. 854 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:13,404 You have to know how to go about it, you know? 855 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:15,156 Wait a second. 856 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,954 Thank you. 857 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,790 It is I who should thank you, sir. 858 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:27,835 I'm dining in this evening. 859 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,962 Might I have the pleasure of your company 860 00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:31,422 tonight at supper? 861 00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:32,965 I'd love to. 862 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:36,510 It's a treat to finally meet Mary Slocum. 863 00:42:36,511 --> 00:42:38,971 I'm preparing only garden Greens. 864 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:42,016 I hope that will please you. 865 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,643 I make a great salad. 866 00:42:44,686 --> 00:42:46,395 Can I bring anything? 867 00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:47,980 Oh, perhaps... 868 00:42:47,981 --> 00:42:52,359 a nice, plump tomato. 869 00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,534 I'll bring a tomato. 870 00:43:00,535 --> 00:43:02,495 All right. Here. 871 00:43:02,537 --> 00:43:04,121 That's for remembrance. 872 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:05,790 Supper at 8:00? 873 00:43:05,832 --> 00:43:07,583 Great. Yeah. 874 00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,547 Perfect. 875 00:43:14,424 --> 00:43:16,801 Get outta here. 876 00:43:50,001 --> 00:43:52,002 Hi. Come on in. 877 00:43:54,005 --> 00:43:56,966 Set that stuff on the table. 878 00:43:57,008 --> 00:43:59,552 Yeah, yeah, it's fine. 879 00:44:03,014 --> 00:44:05,015 No. 880 00:44:06,601 --> 00:44:09,603 No, I'm not comfortable with that. 881 00:44:09,604 --> 00:44:11,605 Look, they came to us. 882 00:44:11,606 --> 00:44:13,983 If they don't like it, 883 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,610 tell them to shove it. 884 00:44:16,611 --> 00:44:18,362 All right. Bye. 885 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,579 So what have you got in there? 886 00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:28,581 God, look at that. 887 00:44:28,623 --> 00:44:30,958 They have endive in sayeville? 888 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,961 You think it's a hick town? 889 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,588 Watercress, too. 890 00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:37,590 Scallions and balsamic vinegar. 891 00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:39,592 Oh, my god, we're in salad heaven. 892 00:44:39,634 --> 00:44:40,968 This is great. 893 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,973 Hello. 894 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:49,435 Yeah. 895 00:44:49,477 --> 00:44:51,437 Did you hear what I said? 896 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:53,898 I said no! Ok? Ed, listen to me. 897 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:55,566 You're authorized to tell these guys 898 00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:56,984 to go screw themselves. 899 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,235 Ok? 900 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,654 Bye. 901 00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:07,203 What? 902 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:11,165 I'm trying to get used to how different you look. 903 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,751 You're 2 different people. 904 00:45:13,793 --> 00:45:17,129 Even more, or I'm out of business. 905 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:20,132 I even played a coal miner. 906 00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:22,760 You played a coal miner? 907 00:45:22,802 --> 00:45:26,680 You didn't know I played a coal miner? 908 00:45:26,681 --> 00:45:29,141 The coal miner's daughter. Sure. 909 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:31,769 No, that was Sissy Spacek. 910 00:45:31,811 --> 00:45:34,146 I didn't play anybody's daughter. 911 00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:36,607 I played a coal miner. 912 00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:41,153 I was nominated for that. 913 00:45:41,154 --> 00:45:43,781 That passed you by. 914 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,784 I don't keep up with things 915 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,786 that happened after 1820. 916 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:52,122 Well, you're not here because I'm a star. 917 00:45:52,165 --> 00:45:56,752 Actually, I fell in love with you as Mary Slocum. 918 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,128 What's she like? 919 00:45:58,171 --> 00:46:00,547 Like you. You're her. 920 00:46:01,841 --> 00:46:03,759 I need the details. 921 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,761 You know, I mean... 922 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:08,764 how does she talk to servants? 923 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,474 Does she want people to think she's smart? 924 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,977 Or is she a coquette, or... 925 00:46:13,019 --> 00:46:14,895 what can you tell me about her? 926 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,273 I brought her diary. Does that interest you? 927 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:22,528 I would kill to read her diary. 928 00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:30,536 Oh, my god. 929 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:44,008 I knew her handwriting would be big like that. 930 00:46:55,186 --> 00:46:58,147 "My dear husband left again today. 931 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:02,276 "His company has taken to the hills north of here. 932 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:04,486 "He spoke of a battle with the British 933 00:47:04,487 --> 00:47:09,283 "under the infamous Tarleton. 934 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:11,160 "He fills my dreams. 935 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,078 "His absence kindles in me such a longing 936 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:16,040 "as I cannot bear it. 937 00:47:16,082 --> 00:47:18,959 "I see him still by the bedroom door. 938 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:20,961 "On the day he left, he said, 939 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,588 "My dearest Mary, 940 00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:25,299 may god watch over you while I'm gone." 941 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,596 "And I said, 942 00:47:30,638 --> 00:47:34,141 "don't let them kill you, Jamie. 943 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:37,603 And his words to me were..." 944 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,398 "Would any man die, Mary, if he could come home 945 00:47:41,399 --> 00:47:43,776 to your sweet kisses?" 946 00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,616 "And we embraced." 947 00:47:51,242 --> 00:47:52,993 "I..." 948 00:48:11,262 --> 00:48:13,639 "I crave his voice..." 949 00:48:14,849 --> 00:48:16,642 "His arms." 950 00:48:22,982 --> 00:48:25,317 How do you suppose she makes love? 951 00:48:25,318 --> 00:48:26,860 I wonder. 952 00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:34,451 What is this? What am I watching here? 953 00:48:34,452 --> 00:48:38,372 They want to show you their stuff. 954 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,875 Face right! Take aim! 955 00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:43,043 Fire! 956 00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:49,633 Aahhh! 957 00:48:54,889 --> 00:48:56,890 Yeah. Ok. Great. Ok! 958 00:48:56,891 --> 00:48:58,976 Thanks a lot for the demonstration! 959 00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:00,269 Stop firing! 960 00:49:00,311 --> 00:49:01,812 Get back, please. 961 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:04,398 Ok, stop firing! 962 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:05,232 Stop firing! 963 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:06,817 Come on, stop firing! 964 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,777 Ok! You were great, terrific. 965 00:49:08,778 --> 00:49:11,989 Thanks. We're going back to work. 966 00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,575 Can I talk to you, Claire? 967 00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:15,993 There's more. 968 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,953 I don't need more. Thanks a lot. 969 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,955 Floyd does something special. 970 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:21,540 Oh, yeah? 971 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:24,960 He pole-vaults over the British guns. 972 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,963 I use this here to vault. 973 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:31,967 I can't use it. Get the first shot. 974 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,343 It's very realistic. 975 00:49:33,386 --> 00:49:37,764 I really liked you falling down out there. 976 00:49:37,807 --> 00:49:39,016 It looked ok? 977 00:49:39,058 --> 00:49:40,642 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 978 00:49:40,685 --> 00:49:43,645 I thought some were actually disabled. 979 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:45,647 A lot looked disabled. 980 00:49:45,648 --> 00:49:48,650 Have you ever seen a spontoon? 981 00:49:48,651 --> 00:49:51,236 I pole-vault with it. 982 00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:53,238 Can I see it? 983 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,657 Oh, sure thing. 984 00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:58,035 That's quite a large spontoon. 985 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,996 Ever see one that big before? 986 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:03,624 This guy in Arizona had a large spontoon, 987 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:07,002 but he couldn't pole-vault with it. 988 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:09,296 Aw, thanks, you guys. 989 00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:11,924 We're ok with good weather, 990 00:50:11,966 --> 00:50:17,971 but I want another scene set up just in case. 991 00:50:17,972 --> 00:50:20,974 I have that needlework scene coming up. 992 00:50:20,975 --> 00:50:23,977 3 weeks ago, I asked for a sewing teacher. 993 00:50:23,978 --> 00:50:26,522 When you're right, you're right. 994 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,524 Claire, get her somebody. 995 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,984 I still only have one telephone line. 996 00:50:30,985 --> 00:50:32,986 My contract calls for two. 997 00:50:32,987 --> 00:50:35,531 And my toilet doesn't work. 998 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,990 Toilet doesn't work... 999 00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:38,534 you getting this? 1000 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:39,952 I'm writing fast as I can. 1001 00:50:39,994 --> 00:50:41,662 I'd like Michael Burgess on the set 1002 00:50:41,704 --> 00:50:42,955 whenever I'm working. 1003 00:50:42,997 --> 00:50:44,998 He knows the period. 1004 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:48,502 I'll see if he's available. 1005 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,796 Great. 1006 00:50:50,838 --> 00:50:52,548 Ok. Well, thanks. I gotta get dressed. 1007 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,174 Anytime. 1008 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:59,012 I should avoid her when she's in street clothes. 1009 00:51:00,848 --> 00:51:02,808 There's something wrong. 1010 00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:05,185 I know what it is. 1011 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:08,188 I want to talk to you. 1012 00:51:08,189 --> 00:51:11,483 Faith's requested you be on the set 1013 00:51:11,484 --> 00:51:13,277 when she's shooting. Yeah? 1014 00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:15,904 I wouldn't get too excited. 1015 00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:17,281 She had a long list of complaints. 1016 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:20,867 You came after the broken toilet. 1017 00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:26,582 What? 1018 00:51:26,624 --> 00:51:28,959 When Faith's here, I'm here. 1019 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:31,962 Don't kiss me all the time. 1020 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,880 You're gonna be on the set! 1021 00:51:33,923 --> 00:51:35,966 My name's gonna be on a masterpiece! 1022 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:38,385 We gotta be careful about politics. What about Elliott? 1023 00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:39,970 What about him? 1024 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:42,973 If he knows she wanted you, 1025 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,975 he won't want you. 1026 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,602 It's crazy. 1027 00:51:46,644 --> 00:51:48,604 That's the way it works. 1028 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:49,980 You gotta go after him. 1029 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:51,607 What'll I do? 1030 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:53,984 What you did with her. 1031 00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:54,985 I don't think so. 1032 00:51:54,986 --> 00:51:56,612 No! Get his confidence. 1033 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:58,989 He reads a new scene, 1034 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:01,074 it's in the picture. 1035 00:52:01,075 --> 00:52:02,367 Look, look! 1036 00:52:02,368 --> 00:52:03,952 He's restless. 1037 00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:06,371 He's always lookin' for action. 1038 00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:07,914 You fence, right? 1039 00:52:07,957 --> 00:52:08,915 Yeah. 1040 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,917 Maybe he wants to work out with you. 1041 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,296 Why can't we just show him what we write? 1042 00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:15,797 This is studio politics. 1043 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,966 You take care of art, 1044 00:52:18,009 --> 00:52:20,510 I'll handle the slimy stuff. 1045 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,471 Elliott, I don't want you to do it. 1046 00:52:22,513 --> 00:52:23,680 It's a dangerous stunt. You're on the horse. 1047 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,683 You come riding up to those bushes. 1048 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:28,894 You're going to jump over, but the horse stops short. 1049 00:52:28,936 --> 00:52:29,978 The horse refuses, 1050 00:52:29,979 --> 00:52:33,065 so you fly right into the water. 1051 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,900 Make sure you have the camera on my face. 1052 00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:36,068 I want them to see it's me. 1053 00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:38,070 No. Elliott, come on. We've got a stunt man to... 1054 00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:40,072 don't trouble your stunt men. 1055 00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:41,281 I do my own stunts. 1056 00:52:41,282 --> 00:52:43,992 What happens if you break your back? 1057 00:52:43,993 --> 00:52:45,494 I'm out of business. 1058 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,245 I'll send you flowers. 1059 00:52:49,707 --> 00:52:51,083 We're only gonna do this once. 1060 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:52,501 All cameras ready? Everybody, concentrate. 1061 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,461 Elliott, please be careful. 1062 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,463 And... action! 1063 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,428 Whoaaahhhhh! 1064 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,473 Cut! Great! 1065 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:09,518 You did it, you lunatic! 1066 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,561 That's terrific! We got it. Ok. 1067 00:53:11,604 --> 00:53:13,563 His hat is wrong. 1068 00:53:13,606 --> 00:53:15,565 Go stand over there, 1069 00:53:15,608 --> 00:53:18,527 about a mile away? 1070 00:53:19,987 --> 00:53:22,989 You know how to fence, right? 1071 00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:24,991 I'm a fencer, yeah. 1072 00:53:24,992 --> 00:53:26,618 Ok, just fence. 1073 00:53:26,619 --> 00:53:28,620 Don't mention the script. 1074 00:53:28,621 --> 00:53:30,622 We'll get to that later. 1075 00:53:30,623 --> 00:53:32,624 Just go step by step. 1076 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,000 Step by step. 1077 00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:36,002 Elliott? Here he is. 1078 00:53:36,003 --> 00:53:39,589 I'm delighted you could play with me. 1079 00:53:39,632 --> 00:53:40,966 Guys, have fun. 1080 00:53:41,008 --> 00:53:42,968 You fence a bit? 1081 00:53:43,010 --> 00:53:44,594 A little, yeah. 1082 00:53:44,637 --> 00:53:45,971 Are you pretty good? 1083 00:53:46,013 --> 00:53:47,889 I do all right. 1084 00:53:47,932 --> 00:53:49,933 Let's see. 1085 00:53:52,645 --> 00:53:53,979 Not bad. 1086 00:53:54,021 --> 00:53:56,982 You have a fairly quick hand. 1087 00:53:57,024 --> 00:53:58,984 Aren't we using jackets and masks? 1088 00:53:59,026 --> 00:54:00,986 We won't need those. 1089 00:54:01,028 --> 00:54:04,406 I won't lay a blade on you. 1090 00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:08,368 You certainly won't lay one on me. 1091 00:54:44,989 --> 00:54:46,740 You have to watch that. 1092 00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:50,911 I don't let those little openings go by. 1093 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:18,355 Hyah! 1094 00:55:26,781 --> 00:55:28,907 Bye-bye. 1095 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,750 My dear boy. 1096 00:55:38,751 --> 00:55:40,126 I'm terribly sorry. 1097 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:41,753 Are you hurt? 1098 00:55:41,754 --> 00:55:43,088 No, no, no. 1099 00:55:43,130 --> 00:55:44,714 I'm so ashamed. 1100 00:55:44,757 --> 00:55:47,092 Let's get you a new shirt. 1101 00:55:47,134 --> 00:55:48,718 I'm fine. 1102 00:55:48,761 --> 00:55:49,928 I insist, Michael. 1103 00:55:49,971 --> 00:55:52,722 I would feel much better. 1104 00:55:52,765 --> 00:55:54,099 It's all right. 1105 00:55:54,141 --> 00:55:56,560 I don't need a shirt. 1106 00:55:56,602 --> 00:55:59,104 I only came to find out 1107 00:55:59,146 --> 00:56:02,107 if you read what I wrote. 1108 00:56:02,149 --> 00:56:04,734 Yes. I'm sure it's good. 1109 00:56:04,777 --> 00:56:06,736 You didn't read it? 1110 00:56:06,779 --> 00:56:08,113 Well, not literally. 1111 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:10,115 Mr. James? I'll drive. 1112 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,741 I'll be fine. 1113 00:56:11,742 --> 00:56:14,119 You're never supposed to drive yourself. 1114 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,745 Really? Get in, Michael. 1115 00:56:15,746 --> 00:56:18,748 Mr. Hodges said I'm to drive. 1116 00:56:18,749 --> 00:56:23,086 Tell Mr. Hodges I'll be right back. 1117 00:56:23,087 --> 00:56:26,172 I really wish you could read... 1118 00:56:26,215 --> 00:56:28,967 watch it, watch it! 1119 00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:31,177 I shouldn't have let you fence 1120 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:32,178 without a jacket. 1121 00:56:32,221 --> 00:56:33,889 But I do idiotic things. 1122 00:56:33,931 --> 00:56:34,890 As a result, 1123 00:56:34,932 --> 00:56:36,892 my life is an absolute mess. 1124 00:56:36,934 --> 00:56:38,894 I'd never have put you down the hill 1125 00:56:38,936 --> 00:56:41,396 if I hadn't been so distracted. 1126 00:56:41,439 --> 00:56:42,397 Well... 1127 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,190 what seems to be... 1128 00:56:45,943 --> 00:56:47,360 the problem? 1129 00:56:47,361 --> 00:56:49,821 My marriage, for one thing. 1130 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:51,197 My wife's wonderful, 1131 00:56:51,198 --> 00:56:55,201 but I've been naughty with several village ladies. 1132 00:56:55,202 --> 00:56:57,203 I always do that. 1133 00:56:57,204 --> 00:56:59,205 It's incredibly self-destructive. 1134 00:56:59,206 --> 00:57:00,206 Elliott, there's a... 1135 00:57:00,207 --> 00:57:02,208 I know this sounds... 1136 00:57:02,209 --> 00:57:03,627 Elliott, look out! 1137 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,170 Aaahhh! 1138 00:57:06,839 --> 00:57:08,173 Tired? 1139 00:57:08,215 --> 00:57:09,799 Yes. 1140 00:57:09,842 --> 00:57:12,802 You know what my problem is? 1141 00:57:12,845 --> 00:57:13,887 The way they smell. 1142 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,805 The perfume of their skin, 1143 00:57:15,848 --> 00:57:17,974 it's so intoxicating. 1144 00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:19,184 I told my wife 1145 00:57:19,226 --> 00:57:20,810 I'd never look at other women 1146 00:57:20,853 --> 00:57:22,395 if only I could cut off my nose. 1147 00:57:22,396 --> 00:57:23,605 What did she say? 1148 00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:25,982 She said I was aiming too high. 1149 00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:29,945 Elliott! 1150 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,500 Michael. 1151 00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:44,918 I'm sorry. They tried reaching you at the college. 1152 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:47,879 Then somebody thought of calling me. 1153 00:57:47,922 --> 00:57:49,005 What's the matter? 1154 00:57:49,048 --> 00:57:50,882 Your mother couldn't breathe. 1155 00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:52,801 She's in the hospital. 1156 00:57:52,843 --> 00:57:54,344 Where? What hospital? 1157 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:55,887 Don't be long. I need you here. 1158 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:57,889 How bad is she? 1159 00:57:57,932 --> 00:57:59,349 They had to revive her. 1160 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:00,892 She won't eat. 1161 00:58:00,935 --> 00:58:02,352 Her body's breaking. 1162 00:58:02,395 --> 00:58:04,354 Did she stop breathing? 1163 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:06,606 Yeah. The drugstore guy is delivering her makeup. 1164 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,359 She sort of passes out and turns blue. 1165 00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:12,362 She won't let anybody help her. 1166 00:58:12,405 --> 00:58:15,573 "We're all trying to kill her." 1167 00:58:15,574 --> 00:58:17,367 She's right over here. 1168 00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:20,370 Your son's here to see you. 1169 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:21,913 How you feelin'? 1170 00:58:21,914 --> 00:58:24,916 I'm fine and staying that way. 1171 00:58:24,917 --> 00:58:26,376 You look good. 1172 00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:29,337 They're going to do experiments on me here. 1173 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,880 You mean tests? 1174 00:58:30,923 --> 00:58:32,340 Experiments. 1175 00:58:32,383 --> 00:58:35,343 They're going to take out all my nerves. 1176 00:58:35,386 --> 00:58:37,887 They thought I was sleeping, 1177 00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:40,348 but I heard every word they said. 1178 00:58:41,934 --> 00:58:43,852 Why would they take out your nerves? 1179 00:58:43,894 --> 00:58:44,936 I don't know. 1180 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:46,896 Maybe they sell them. 1181 00:58:46,939 --> 00:58:48,898 Why aren't you eating? 1182 00:58:48,941 --> 00:58:51,401 The kitchen's off-limits. 1183 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:52,736 Why? 1184 00:58:52,778 --> 00:58:56,906 Because I saw a certain person in there. 1185 00:58:56,907 --> 00:58:59,909 You saw the devil in the kitchen? 1186 00:59:01,245 --> 00:59:04,456 You've been sleeping in the living room 1187 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:06,207 because he's in the bedroom. 1188 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:08,084 How'd he get into the kitchen? 1189 00:59:08,085 --> 00:59:09,919 I certainly don't know. 1190 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,880 We don't discuss it. 1191 00:59:11,922 --> 00:59:13,715 Maybe he's hungry. 1192 00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,633 Let me explain something. 1193 00:59:15,676 --> 00:59:19,429 You won't go into the kitchen 1194 00:59:19,472 --> 00:59:21,431 and you refuse kitchen help. 1195 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,266 You're liable to starve. What are we gonna do? 1196 00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:25,643 Go find Johnny Delvechio. 1197 00:59:25,686 --> 00:59:26,895 I can't. Why? 1198 00:59:26,937 --> 00:59:28,897 Because he's a bricklayer? 1199 00:59:28,939 --> 00:59:30,857 No. That's not it. 1200 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,901 He isn't a fancy professor 1201 00:59:32,943 --> 00:59:35,445 like your father and you, 1202 00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:37,906 but he really loved me. 1203 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:39,908 He wouldn't let them 1204 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:43,620 take out all my nerves. 1205 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:50,460 I've gotta go, mom. 1206 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:51,920 I love you. 1207 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:53,880 You're a good son. 1208 00:59:53,923 --> 00:59:55,090 Thank you. 1209 00:59:56,842 --> 00:59:58,176 Ha ha ha! 1210 00:59:59,553 --> 01:00:01,304 Bye-bye. 1211 01:00:08,562 --> 01:00:11,898 Dr. Burgess? 1212 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:14,526 Could I give you this? 1213 01:00:14,568 --> 01:00:15,902 I'm also an actress. 1214 01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:18,113 I've done a lot of community theater. 1215 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,823 Sadie Thompson in rain? 1216 01:00:19,824 --> 01:00:21,407 Emily in our town? 1217 01:00:21,408 --> 01:00:23,660 I have a very broad range. 1218 01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:25,745 I hope your mother gets better. 1219 01:00:25,746 --> 01:00:27,497 Thank you. 1220 01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:32,544 Nice to see you. 1221 01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:33,545 Finally. 1222 01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:34,879 You're back, huh? 1223 01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:36,506 What's the matter? 1224 01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:37,882 Oh, everything's marvelous. 1225 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:39,884 You're off with mother, 1226 01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:41,886 the picture's fallin' apart. 1227 01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:42,887 What happened? 1228 01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:44,889 Faith and Elliott disagree. 1229 01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:46,516 They won't act. 1230 01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:49,894 They stand there like 2 petulant salamis. 1231 01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:51,896 I'll talk to 'em. 1232 01:00:51,939 --> 01:00:55,525 You have a problem with the scene? 1233 01:00:55,776 --> 01:00:57,110 I love it. 1234 01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:58,736 It's sheer delight. 1235 01:00:58,779 --> 01:01:00,738 Just one little thing... 1236 01:01:00,781 --> 01:01:03,491 Tarleton would never force himself 1237 01:01:03,701 --> 01:01:04,784 on a woman. 1238 01:01:04,785 --> 01:01:08,329 He'd never force himself on a woman? 1239 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:12,167 He bragged about ravishing hundreds of women. 1240 01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,543 Not our Tarleton. 1241 01:01:13,544 --> 01:01:16,171 Have another go at it. 1242 01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:18,756 The man was a beast! 1243 01:01:18,757 --> 01:01:21,718 An animal, yes. A beast, no. 1244 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,638 He was a beast, and that's it! 1245 01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:27,724 He doesn't mean "that's it" in the sense "that's it." 1246 01:01:27,766 --> 01:01:30,351 How do I mean it? 1247 01:01:30,394 --> 01:01:31,728 We can talk. We can think. 1248 01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,354 We can toss it back and forth. 1249 01:01:33,397 --> 01:01:35,732 You're very good at this. 1250 01:01:35,774 --> 01:01:39,360 Take 15 minutes to excise the beastliness. 1251 01:01:39,403 --> 01:01:41,362 I'll perfect the animal part. 1252 01:01:41,405 --> 01:01:43,364 Thanks for your support. 1253 01:01:43,407 --> 01:01:44,741 He's an actor. 1254 01:01:44,742 --> 01:01:47,702 You've got to get his trust. 1255 01:01:47,745 --> 01:01:50,747 I tried. He nearly killed me. 1256 01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:54,209 Do more. I know human relations. 1257 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:06,179 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I just met you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1258 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:08,848 𝅘𝅥𝅮 and I'm feelin' 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1259 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:13,019 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I think that somehow we met somewhere before 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1260 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:15,855 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I think I've loved you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1261 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:20,568 𝅘𝅥𝅮 in my dreams a hundred times or maybe more 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1262 01:02:22,863 --> 01:02:25,615 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, sweet sensations 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1263 01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:27,700 𝅘𝅥𝅮 good vibrations 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1264 01:02:27,743 --> 01:02:29,994 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you know it's not my imagination 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1265 01:02:29,995 --> 01:02:32,330 𝅘𝅥𝅮 runnin' wild 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1266 01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:34,832 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna hold you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1267 01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:36,501 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna love you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1268 01:02:36,502 --> 01:02:39,379 𝅘𝅥𝅮 like it's goin' out of style 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1269 01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:43,216 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Ahhhhh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1270 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:45,385 𝅘𝅥𝅮 what a connection 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1271 01:02:45,427 --> 01:02:47,720 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I just can't conceal it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1272 01:02:47,721 --> 01:02:50,390 𝅘𝅥𝅮 there's some kind of magic in the air 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1273 01:02:50,432 --> 01:02:53,476 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, I can feel it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1274 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,186 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1275 01:02:55,229 --> 01:02:58,731 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1276 01:02:58,732 --> 01:03:02,902 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I want you to know that 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1277 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:04,821 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1278 01:03:04,863 --> 01:03:09,075 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight... 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 1279 01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:13,705 Ok, this scene needs lots of energy and cheering. 1280 01:03:13,706 --> 01:03:15,081 Everybody, have fun! 1281 01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,457 Action! 1282 01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:38,730 Will you stop that? 1283 01:03:38,772 --> 01:03:42,900 Ok, I need all the background people. 1284 01:03:42,943 --> 01:03:44,235 Hold the traffic. 1285 01:03:44,278 --> 01:03:45,737 Have 'em turn off their motors. 1286 01:03:45,779 --> 01:03:47,655 This'll be a take. 1287 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:51,451 Ok, folks, quiet. 1288 01:03:53,078 --> 01:03:54,704 And rolling. 1289 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:55,705 Mark! 1290 01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:57,790 And Dolly in. Elliott, remember, 1291 01:03:57,791 --> 01:03:59,500 you haven't seen her in 2 months. 1292 01:03:59,501 --> 01:04:01,753 You hunger, dream about her, passion. 1293 01:04:01,795 --> 01:04:05,631 And every move you make, remember... Ok? Hunger. 1294 01:04:05,674 --> 01:04:06,799 Ok. 1295 01:04:12,681 --> 01:04:14,432 You've come back. 1296 01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:21,230 I am never very far from you, madam. 1297 01:04:22,691 --> 01:04:25,109 I know. Don't say it. 1298 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:26,652 I'll fix it. I'll handle it. 1299 01:04:26,695 --> 01:04:27,820 Cut! 1300 01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:30,239 All right, kill the snow! 1301 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,783 Ok, guys, save the snow! 1302 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:34,118 Is that a print? 1303 01:04:34,119 --> 01:04:35,536 Elliott, listen. 1304 01:04:35,537 --> 01:04:37,830 I've got to have more from you. 1305 01:04:37,873 --> 01:04:40,124 When you say to her... look at her. 1306 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:41,125 Look at her when you say, 1307 01:04:41,126 --> 01:04:43,669 "I'm never very far from you, madam." 1308 01:04:43,670 --> 01:04:46,089 I've gotta have that. I can't do it your way. 1309 01:04:46,131 --> 01:04:48,508 I've got to have electricity. 1310 01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:50,093 "Never far from you." 1311 01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:51,511 Right. Wonderful! 1312 01:04:51,553 --> 01:04:54,514 Give me a couple more colonials. 1313 01:04:54,556 --> 01:04:56,099 Faith, you'll be great. 1314 01:04:56,141 --> 01:04:58,101 I can't do it all by myself. 1315 01:04:58,143 --> 01:05:00,103 He isn't even looking at me. 1316 01:05:00,145 --> 01:05:01,979 He's never good on the first take, 1317 01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:03,022 but he's gonna be great. 1318 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:06,109 Fine. Call me when he wakes up. 1319 01:05:06,151 --> 01:05:08,945 I'll be in my trailer. 1320 01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:13,616 Ok, that's lunch. One hour. 1321 01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:16,119 It's not working. 1322 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:17,120 What? 1323 01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,454 The scene. 1324 01:05:18,455 --> 01:05:20,123 It's a bullshit scene. 1325 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:22,542 So let's write 'em somethin' else. 1326 01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:24,210 They won't do that, either. 1327 01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:26,045 We've got to present it right. 1328 01:05:26,046 --> 01:05:28,965 Presentation's everything. Where you goin'? 1329 01:05:29,007 --> 01:05:32,093 Michael, I'm talkin'. I'm sayin' things. 1330 01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:33,636 Everything ok? 1331 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:35,096 Oh, yeah. 1332 01:05:35,139 --> 01:05:36,431 But I was thinking 1333 01:05:36,473 --> 01:05:39,100 about your mother's old sweetheart. 1334 01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:40,685 It's her dying wish. 1335 01:05:40,727 --> 01:05:43,646 He's hiding. He can't be found. 1336 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:44,981 I found him. 1337 01:05:45,023 --> 01:05:46,482 You found him? 1338 01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:48,651 I have his address. 1339 01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:51,112 He's only 20 minutes away. 1340 01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,699 It would be so easy to do this for her. 1341 01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:57,660 Let's go. 1342 01:05:57,661 --> 01:05:59,120 Michael! Michael! 1343 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:01,122 What about the scene? 1344 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:04,667 We'll work on it in the car. 1345 01:06:04,668 --> 01:06:06,669 Oh, in there? Ok. 1346 01:06:06,670 --> 01:06:09,088 Is this a backseat? 1347 01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:10,631 Ahh. 1348 01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:12,425 Oh, my god. 1349 01:06:13,677 --> 01:06:16,888 Oh. Oh! Oh... 1350 01:06:16,930 --> 01:06:20,725 what did he say on the previous page? 1351 01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:24,103 I'm tryin' to get the script out. 1352 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,730 My elbow's stuck. 1353 01:06:25,772 --> 01:06:28,107 This is a nice car. 1354 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:31,110 Is it the iron maiden model? 1355 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:33,738 Where'd you find Delvechio's address? 1356 01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,114 The bricklayer's union. 1357 01:06:35,115 --> 01:06:37,742 Why are we doin' this? 1358 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:39,744 I feel guilty, ok? 1359 01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:43,122 I hated my mother for being strange. 1360 01:06:43,123 --> 01:06:46,209 Now I feel guilty for hating her. 1361 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:49,295 That I can understand. What did I ever do to her? 1362 01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:53,090 Yeah? 1363 01:06:53,133 --> 01:06:55,134 Coming. 1364 01:06:56,428 --> 01:06:59,430 Hi. What can I do for you? 1365 01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:03,184 Johnny, it's Michael Burgess. 1366 01:07:03,227 --> 01:07:05,853 I'm here about my mother. 1367 01:07:05,896 --> 01:07:09,106 The wife and I are just leaving. 1368 01:07:09,149 --> 01:07:12,151 I didn't know you were married. 1369 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:13,819 Oh, yeah. 1370 01:07:13,862 --> 01:07:16,822 I've been married for 40 years. 1371 01:07:16,823 --> 01:07:19,200 I wouldn't have bothered you. 1372 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:21,202 It was so long... 1373 01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:23,120 again? Again?! 1374 01:07:23,121 --> 01:07:25,831 When will she leave us alone? 1375 01:07:25,832 --> 01:07:28,209 We moved, disconnected the telephone. 1376 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,835 What more can we do? 1377 01:07:29,836 --> 01:07:31,837 Honey, don't be upset. 1378 01:07:31,838 --> 01:07:35,174 I didn't come here to bother you. 1379 01:07:35,217 --> 01:07:37,176 I'm surprised at you. 1380 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:40,096 An intelligent man with college degrees. 1381 01:07:40,138 --> 01:07:42,014 I didn't know he was married. 1382 01:07:42,015 --> 01:07:44,016 Don't come here anymore! 1383 01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:46,269 Bye. 1384 01:07:51,316 --> 01:07:53,276 Are you all right? 1385 01:07:53,318 --> 01:07:55,903 What the hell was that? 1386 01:07:55,946 --> 01:07:58,281 That was a wonderful experience. 1387 01:07:58,282 --> 01:08:00,283 She almost killed you. 1388 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:01,909 Who is she? 1389 01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,286 His wife. 1390 01:08:03,287 --> 01:08:05,121 How could my mother do that to her? 1391 01:08:05,122 --> 01:08:07,290 How could she do it to me? 1392 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,916 Because she's crazy. 1393 01:08:08,917 --> 01:08:10,293 I've had enough. 1394 01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:13,296 How long has she been crazy? 1395 01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:14,880 All my life. 1396 01:08:14,923 --> 01:08:17,258 Then don't expect something different. 1397 01:08:20,304 --> 01:08:23,889 What are you gonna tell her? 1398 01:08:23,932 --> 01:08:25,266 What happened. 1399 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:26,892 Why? 1400 01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:28,269 Why not? 1401 01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:31,272 She thinks he still loves her. 1402 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:34,275 Her nutty fantasy isn't my problem. 1403 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,902 You owe it to her. 1404 01:08:36,945 --> 01:08:41,282 When you were a little boy, she inspired you. 1405 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:43,701 True? 1406 01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:47,288 Look at the strength you got from her. 1407 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,373 She gave, you give. 1408 01:08:49,374 --> 01:08:51,917 I knew you'd do this. 1409 01:08:51,918 --> 01:08:52,918 What? 1410 01:08:52,919 --> 01:08:54,295 Opening me up. 1411 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:56,881 Just let her feel good. 1412 01:08:56,923 --> 01:08:59,258 Lying makes me feel bad. 1413 01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:02,887 So you don't feel good for a few minutes. Big deal. 1414 01:09:02,929 --> 01:09:06,891 Go in and tell her he loves her. 1415 01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:08,267 Make her happy! 1416 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:11,312 I knew you'd do this. 1417 01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:14,106 I'm not lying to her. 1418 01:09:14,941 --> 01:09:16,275 Hi, mom. 1419 01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:17,902 Hi, dear. 1420 01:09:17,944 --> 01:09:20,905 Have you talked with Johnny Delvechio? 1421 01:09:20,906 --> 01:09:22,281 Yeah, I did. 1422 01:09:22,282 --> 01:09:24,116 What did he say? 1423 01:09:26,286 --> 01:09:28,913 He said he loves you. 1424 01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:31,123 He did? 1425 01:09:31,124 --> 01:09:32,458 What else? 1426 01:09:36,296 --> 01:09:39,256 He thinks of you every day. 1427 01:09:39,299 --> 01:09:42,093 Your picture is by his bed. 1428 01:09:42,135 --> 01:09:44,095 He dreams about you. 1429 01:09:44,137 --> 01:09:45,429 He does? 1430 01:09:45,472 --> 01:09:48,641 He said he's never known... 1431 01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:51,435 anybody as warm and generous... 1432 01:09:51,478 --> 01:09:53,437 and beautiful. 1433 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,690 And funny. He loves your sense of humor. 1434 01:09:55,732 --> 01:09:57,525 Well, I am funny. 1435 01:09:57,567 --> 01:10:01,112 When is he coming to see me? 1436 01:10:01,113 --> 01:10:04,865 Oh, he can't. He's, um... 1437 01:10:04,866 --> 01:10:07,118 he had an accident. 1438 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:08,828 What happened? 1439 01:10:08,829 --> 01:10:12,123 Uh... he got hit in the head... 1440 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:13,749 with a door. 1441 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,751 But he can speak? 1442 01:10:15,752 --> 01:10:19,088 Oh, yes. He says he loves you, 1443 01:10:19,131 --> 01:10:20,923 and he's always loved you, and he always will. 1444 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:22,466 Is he hospitalized? 1445 01:10:22,509 --> 01:10:24,260 Yes... yeah. 1446 01:10:24,302 --> 01:10:26,804 Have them give us adjoining beds. 1447 01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:29,098 He's not in this hospital. 1448 01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:31,726 He's in some... Another... 1449 01:10:31,768 --> 01:10:33,102 another hospital. 1450 01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:35,730 Well, move him to this hospital! 1451 01:10:35,772 --> 01:10:39,108 Put his bed here beside mine. 1452 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:41,110 No, mom, I can't. 1453 01:10:41,153 --> 01:10:44,113 But I'll keep bringing you messages. 1454 01:10:44,114 --> 01:10:47,491 I gotta go back to work. 1455 01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:51,120 Don't you come back without Johnny Delvechio. 1456 01:10:51,121 --> 01:10:54,123 You're a tough cookie, you know that? 1457 01:10:54,124 --> 01:10:56,834 You can say that again, Jackson. 1458 01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:02,089 I'll never forget that look on her face. 1459 01:11:02,132 --> 01:11:06,093 She was like a kid. She was happy. 1460 01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:08,721 You're terrific. You know that? 1461 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:13,726 I don't know if you want me to say this, 1462 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:17,730 but I think you're a smart, wonderful person. 1463 01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:20,107 I don't mind hearing that. 1464 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:22,151 Say it again. 1465 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,739 You going here, too? 1466 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:28,115 Yeah. 1467 01:11:28,116 --> 01:11:30,743 I'm working on the movie. 1468 01:11:30,744 --> 01:11:32,119 Doing what? 1469 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:33,746 Teaching embroidery. 1470 01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:35,122 Embroidery? 1471 01:11:35,123 --> 01:11:36,749 Yeah. 1472 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:38,125 Good for you. 1473 01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:40,753 What are you doing here? 1474 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:44,715 I'm having lunch with one of the actors. 1475 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,717 I go this way. 1476 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,511 So do I. 1477 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:54,725 Ok. See you later. 1478 01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:56,143 Bye. 1479 01:12:09,741 --> 01:12:11,742 Who you meeting with? 1480 01:12:11,743 --> 01:12:13,118 Faith Healy. 1481 01:12:13,119 --> 01:12:14,745 You, too? 1482 01:12:14,746 --> 01:12:18,749 Yeah. We're going over a scene together. 1483 01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:20,125 Come on in! 1484 01:12:20,126 --> 01:12:22,503 I'm in the shower! 1485 01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:28,717 Oh, you're both here. 1486 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:29,718 Good. 1487 01:12:29,761 --> 01:12:31,095 Come on in. 1488 01:12:31,137 --> 01:12:32,721 Did you meet? 1489 01:12:32,764 --> 01:12:34,098 Yeah. We're old friends. 1490 01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:36,725 We teach at the college. 1491 01:12:36,768 --> 01:12:38,102 Hi. I'm Faith. 1492 01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:39,728 Gretchen Carlsen. 1493 01:12:39,771 --> 01:12:41,522 Come on in. 1494 01:12:43,775 --> 01:12:46,735 You teach a course in needlework? 1495 01:12:46,778 --> 01:12:49,113 No, I teach American literature. 1496 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:51,115 Needlework is my... 1497 01:12:51,116 --> 01:12:52,783 sideline. 1498 01:12:52,784 --> 01:12:54,451 Oh, ok. 1499 01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:57,121 Sit down. 1500 01:12:58,915 --> 01:13:02,918 What kind of sewing did they do then? 1501 01:13:02,919 --> 01:13:06,255 Well, they did some amazingly complicated things. 1502 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:07,882 Quilts, petit point, tapestry... 1503 01:13:07,924 --> 01:13:09,884 for embroidery they used 1504 01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:12,261 silver, gold, pearls, silk... 1505 01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:15,014 it was really... 1506 01:13:16,933 --> 01:13:18,350 amazing. 1507 01:13:28,945 --> 01:13:31,906 Uh... aren't you staying for lunch? 1508 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:36,118 No. I've swallowed enough for one day. 1509 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:46,128 John, did you save me a seat, brother? 1510 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:51,258 Boy, night shooting sure can get chilly. 1511 01:13:51,301 --> 01:13:52,259 Hello. 1512 01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:53,886 How you doin'? 1513 01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:58,474 Your sash goes on the right shoulder. 1514 01:13:58,516 --> 01:14:02,144 Gosh, I never would have known that. 1515 01:14:03,146 --> 01:14:06,982 So, you gettin' ready for the big battle? 1516 01:14:07,025 --> 01:14:09,360 They're shootin' it pretty soon. 1517 01:14:09,402 --> 01:14:11,987 We do this every year, 1518 01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,366 so we're always kind of up on... 1519 01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:19,370 yeah, we see that baby in our sleep. 1520 01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:20,788 I'm talkin' about fallin'. 1521 01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:24,375 You guys fall down great for amateurs, 1522 01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:27,378 but in the movies, it's different. 1523 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:29,004 How's that? 1524 01:14:29,005 --> 01:14:31,090 When the force of a bullet hits you, 1525 01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:34,093 it throws you back hard. 1526 01:14:34,135 --> 01:14:38,138 You have to sort of fly backwards. 1527 01:14:38,181 --> 01:14:39,765 How do you do that? 1528 01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:42,267 It's all in the ankles. 1529 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,894 Say, Lopert... 1530 01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:47,272 let's demonstrate a movie fall. 1531 01:14:47,315 --> 01:14:48,899 Sure. No problem. 1532 01:14:48,942 --> 01:14:51,026 Let's go over there. Come over here. 1533 01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:53,904 Would you hold my cartridge box? 1534 01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:55,864 You bet. 1535 01:14:55,865 --> 01:14:58,575 I want you to pretend you have a gun. 1536 01:14:58,576 --> 01:15:02,162 Just hold up your fingers and go bang. 1537 01:15:02,163 --> 01:15:04,123 Point and say bang? 1538 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:05,249 Just get yourself set. 1539 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,875 All right. 1540 01:15:06,876 --> 01:15:08,836 Bang! 1541 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:15,926 He just flew backwards through the air. 1542 01:15:15,969 --> 01:15:18,470 Now you try it. 1543 01:15:19,472 --> 01:15:21,432 Now... just a minute. 1544 01:15:21,474 --> 01:15:24,435 Could you move? I'm comin' through. 1545 01:15:24,477 --> 01:15:26,854 Here we go. Ok, ready? 1546 01:15:26,896 --> 01:15:28,313 Bang. 1547 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,818 Let me try it again. 1548 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:34,445 1, 2... 1549 01:15:34,487 --> 01:15:37,197 no, I can get it. 1550 01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:44,079 Now we hit him with it. 1551 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,457 Now he's ready. He's primed. 1552 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:51,086 Timing. Timing is everything. 1553 01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:54,048 Ah, my dear chaps. How nice. 1554 01:15:54,090 --> 01:15:56,467 Could you call back in 11/2 days? 1555 01:15:56,509 --> 01:15:58,052 You're busy? 1556 01:15:58,094 --> 01:16:00,429 We said Sunday at 3:00. 1557 01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:02,056 Let's go. 1558 01:16:02,098 --> 01:16:03,432 Ah. Action, huh? 1559 01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,059 There's always action. 1560 01:16:05,101 --> 01:16:06,435 One never knows. 1561 01:16:06,478 --> 01:16:09,063 Elliott, we were really hoping... 1562 01:16:09,105 --> 01:16:13,067 I'll call you as soon as I can. 1563 01:16:13,109 --> 01:16:14,068 Sure. 1564 01:16:14,110 --> 01:16:15,444 Aha. 1565 01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:18,072 What's the matter? 1566 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:20,449 Let's step into my room 1567 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:23,077 and have a script talk. 1568 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:27,331 Darling, my meeting's running late. 1569 01:16:27,332 --> 01:16:30,751 I thought I heard you out there. 1570 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:32,419 What are you doing here? 1571 01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:35,089 Finding out about show business. 1572 01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:36,381 Fascinating, isn't it? 1573 01:16:36,424 --> 01:16:40,803 We've been having this wonderful script conference. 1574 01:16:40,845 --> 01:16:43,472 Leslie, this is Michael Burgess 1575 01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:45,724 and Gretchen... uh, Carlsen? 1576 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:49,103 Yes. We all know one another. 1577 01:16:49,145 --> 01:16:52,106 It's a small town. 1578 01:16:52,148 --> 01:16:54,108 Leslie is a musicologist. 1579 01:16:54,150 --> 01:16:59,113 She's been teaching me some marvelous 18th century songs. 1580 01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:00,572 For the film. 1581 01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:02,116 Right. 1582 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:06,662 I love history. 1583 01:17:06,663 --> 01:17:09,123 It's so old. Ha ha ha! 1584 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:11,125 So full of... events. 1585 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:14,670 Actually, this is a very dull group. 1586 01:17:14,671 --> 01:17:18,090 I know, we'll all go for a drive. 1587 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:19,633 No, I... 1588 01:17:19,676 --> 01:17:21,009 I have to be going. 1589 01:17:21,052 --> 01:17:22,928 Maybe some other time. 1590 01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:25,097 You're all looking so wan. 1591 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:28,517 Look at Michael. Doesn't he look wan? 1592 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,102 Absolutely. Fun, right? 1593 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:33,105 Fun is good for the movie. 1594 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:35,524 Let's get some fresh air. 1595 01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:38,527 I don't think I should go. 1596 01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:40,112 You'll enjoy yourself. 1597 01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,114 Elliott, I've got to... 1598 01:17:42,115 --> 01:17:43,532 Stanley, not now. 1599 01:17:43,533 --> 01:17:47,536 I know a place 20 minutes from here 1600 01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:51,123 which is the ugliest, most wonderfully tacky... 1601 01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:53,125 what? What? 1602 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:59,089 Sometimes my wife drops in to surprise me. 1603 01:17:59,132 --> 01:18:00,507 She's here? 1604 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:03,302 Stimulating, isn't it? 1605 01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:06,513 Darling! 1606 01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:08,932 Hello! 1607 01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:15,063 We were just going for a drive, 1608 01:18:15,106 --> 01:18:17,441 but you must be tired. 1609 01:18:17,483 --> 01:18:20,444 I'd love to go for a ride. 1610 01:18:20,486 --> 01:18:22,070 Wonderful! 1611 01:18:22,113 --> 01:18:25,073 This is grace, my adoring wife. 1612 01:18:25,074 --> 01:18:27,451 They all have names, too. 1613 01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:30,287 We will have the best time. 1614 01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:33,081 We'll be silly and giddy. 1615 01:18:33,082 --> 01:18:37,085 We will pee in our pants with laughter 1616 01:18:37,086 --> 01:18:40,422 3 times before this day is over. 1617 01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:44,843 All in? Right. Off we jolly well go. 1618 01:18:47,138 --> 01:18:52,100 I was once so bored on a picture in Indonesia, 1619 01:18:52,143 --> 01:18:56,104 I hired a balloon and tried to escape. 1620 01:18:56,147 --> 01:18:58,440 How many for this? 1621 01:18:59,150 --> 01:19:00,859 Everyone? 1622 01:19:07,659 --> 01:19:09,117 Absolutely. 1623 01:19:09,118 --> 01:19:10,661 You bet. 1624 01:19:10,662 --> 01:19:12,120 No, I don't... 1625 01:19:12,121 --> 01:19:13,664 Yes! 1626 01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:16,333 I have trouble with heights. 1627 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:17,793 Gretchen? 1628 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:20,254 I have a problem with falling. 1629 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:22,214 4.4, please. 1630 01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:24,132 Come here. 1631 01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:27,469 I'm not going up on that thing. 1632 01:19:27,512 --> 01:19:30,305 You want him in our corner? 1633 01:19:30,348 --> 01:19:34,101 You want "rewrite" up on the screen? 1634 01:19:34,143 --> 01:19:37,479 A little ride on a children's toy. 1635 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:41,525 Have some fun for once in your life. 1636 01:19:41,567 --> 01:19:44,111 How long are you here? 1637 01:19:44,153 --> 01:19:45,487 I'm leaving Tuesday. 1638 01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:47,239 That's not long. 1639 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:55,122 So, tell me about yourself. 1640 01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:58,500 How long have you known Elliott? 1641 01:20:00,753 --> 01:20:02,129 You'll enjoy this. 1642 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,714 Yeah. 1643 01:20:03,756 --> 01:20:05,132 Good fun. 1644 01:20:05,341 --> 01:20:07,301 Yeah, great. 1645 01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:16,560 I'd like to chat with Leslie. 1646 01:20:16,602 --> 01:20:17,936 Go ahead. 1647 01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:19,938 Change seats with me. 1648 01:20:19,981 --> 01:20:22,357 We're a mile up in the air! 1649 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,734 I'm not moving. 1650 01:20:23,776 --> 01:20:25,360 Are you crazy? 1651 01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:26,820 We'll be killed! 1652 01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:28,822 We better sit down 1653 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:31,616 before we get to the top. 1654 01:20:31,659 --> 01:20:34,786 Get his feet in. 1655 01:20:34,787 --> 01:20:36,580 Great, huh? 1656 01:20:36,581 --> 01:20:38,040 I love it. 1657 01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:41,877 It's lots of fun in the movie business. 1658 01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:43,587 You smell delicious. 1659 01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:46,590 I think your wife suspects something. 1660 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:48,550 Not for a second. 1661 01:20:48,593 --> 01:20:50,844 Give me your lips. 1662 01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:52,554 Aaaahhhh! 1663 01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:54,639 Stop screaming. 1664 01:20:54,682 --> 01:20:59,770 Ooh! 1665 01:21:01,230 --> 01:21:03,940 Close your lips for a moment. 1666 01:21:03,983 --> 01:21:06,443 Just for a moment. 1667 01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:13,784 Stanley, take your hand off my face. 1668 01:21:13,826 --> 01:21:14,826 We're dyin', 1669 01:21:14,911 --> 01:21:17,954 and you're worried about your face? 1670 01:21:18,706 --> 01:21:20,582 Aaahhh! I can't kiss you 1671 01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:22,918 if you don't close your lips. 1672 01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:24,586 Shut your mouth. 1673 01:21:24,587 --> 01:21:28,882 Give me your lips just for a moment. 1674 01:21:35,848 --> 01:21:37,391 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1675 01:21:37,433 --> 01:21:38,934 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1676 01:21:38,976 --> 01:21:40,560 𝅘𝅥𝅮 under the table you must go 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1677 01:21:40,603 --> 01:21:42,354 𝅘𝅥𝅮 e-yi-e-yi-e-yi- 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1678 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,814 𝅘𝅥𝅮 if I catch you bending 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1679 01:21:43,856 --> 01:21:45,565 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll saw your legs right off 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1680 01:21:45,608 --> 01:21:47,359 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, knees up, don't get the breeze up 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1681 01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:48,735 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1682 01:21:48,778 --> 01:21:52,155 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, my, what a rotten song 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1683 01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:55,575 𝅘𝅥𝅮 what a rotten song 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1684 01:21:55,576 --> 01:21:58,662 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, my, what a rotten song 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1685 01:21:58,663 --> 01:22:02,666 𝅘𝅥𝅮 what a rotten singer, too 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 1686 01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:07,587 I don't get the point of this. 1687 01:22:07,588 --> 01:22:11,550 When I was a boy during the war, 1688 01:22:11,592 --> 01:22:12,884 everyone did it. 1689 01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:14,553 One morning, 1690 01:22:14,595 --> 01:22:17,597 coming home from the air raid shelter with my family, 1691 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,226 we were so glad to be alive, 1692 01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:23,061 we just locked arms 1693 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:29,317 and started to do knees up, mother brown, 1694 01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,236 when suddenly, 1695 01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:33,613 I swear to god, 1696 01:22:33,656 --> 01:22:37,284 'round the corner came Winston Churchill. 1697 01:22:37,326 --> 01:22:39,995 We stopped dead in our tracks. 1698 01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:42,205 I mean, god, 1699 01:22:42,206 --> 01:22:44,583 there was Winston Churchill. 1700 01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,377 He looked at us, 1701 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,671 and do you know what he said? 1702 01:22:52,341 --> 01:22:53,925 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1703 01:22:54,051 --> 01:22:55,635 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1704 01:22:55,636 --> 01:22:57,554 𝅘𝅥𝅮 under the table you must go 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1705 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,347 𝅘𝅥𝅮 e-yi-e-yi-e-yi- 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1706 01:22:59,515 --> 01:23:00,807 𝅘𝅥𝅮 if I catch you bending 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1707 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:02,851 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll saw your legs right off 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1708 01:23:02,894 --> 01:23:04,519 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, knees up, don't get the breeze up 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1709 01:23:04,562 --> 01:23:06,646 𝅘𝅥𝅮 knees up, mother brown 𝅘𝅥𝅮 1710 01:23:16,199 --> 01:23:17,741 My dearest Mary, 1711 01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:20,118 may god watch over you. 1712 01:23:20,119 --> 01:23:21,745 Jesus Christ! 1713 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,163 Are you ok? 1714 01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:24,331 Cut! 1715 01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:25,790 Let's go again. 1716 01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,834 Right away, please. 1717 01:23:27,835 --> 01:23:29,836 Can't we get a quieter horse? 1718 01:23:29,837 --> 01:23:32,464 Give that horse a pill. 1719 01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:34,216 Are you ok, darling? 1720 01:23:34,258 --> 01:23:35,717 I'm fine. 1721 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,428 8 fencers just fell out. 1722 01:23:38,471 --> 01:23:40,430 Will 4 be enough? 1723 01:23:40,473 --> 01:23:41,806 No. 4's not enough. 1724 01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:43,808 You're ignoring the facts. 1725 01:23:43,851 --> 01:23:47,812 True, she rode all night to tend the wounded, 1726 01:23:47,855 --> 01:23:50,815 but it wasn't in this battle. 1727 01:23:50,858 --> 01:23:53,735 What about that college fencing team? 1728 01:23:53,778 --> 01:23:55,737 They're at the beach. 1729 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:59,241 And she didn't meet Tarleton in the woods. 1730 01:23:59,242 --> 01:24:01,326 Were you there? You really want to help? 1731 01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:02,744 I'm trying to. 1732 01:24:02,745 --> 01:24:05,747 Get fitted for a uniform. 1733 01:24:05,748 --> 01:24:08,667 Get fitted for a uniform? 1734 01:24:08,668 --> 01:24:10,919 You want to contribute? 1735 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,921 This is your chance. 1736 01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:15,549 Stop with the nitpicking details. 1737 01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:18,218 Keeping a woman from sleeping with the enemy 1738 01:24:18,261 --> 01:24:19,511 isn't nitpicking. 1739 01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:20,720 Thank you very much. 1740 01:24:20,763 --> 01:24:22,889 Sorry. I didn't mean to bother you. 1741 01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:24,516 Ok. Get him fitted, 1742 01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:27,852 and get him a sword. 1743 01:24:27,895 --> 01:24:30,188 Look, the horse isn't secure. 1744 01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:33,692 No wonder we lost the war. 1745 01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:36,194 Our horses kept running away. 1746 01:24:40,157 --> 01:24:43,535 We won't get this shot before lunch. 1747 01:24:43,536 --> 01:24:44,911 You kids relax. 1748 01:24:44,912 --> 01:24:47,539 Bo, nail the horse down. 1749 01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,915 Elliott, trust me. 1750 01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:52,919 Artie, would you be so kind? 1751 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:55,714 We'll change the transmitter. 1752 01:24:55,756 --> 01:24:58,508 Give me my Lance, sweetheart. 1753 01:24:58,551 --> 01:25:01,886 How about a short one before lunch? 1754 01:25:01,929 --> 01:25:03,763 A short one? 1755 01:25:04,765 --> 01:25:07,309 Aaaahh! 1756 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:10,729 God damn it! 1757 01:25:10,771 --> 01:25:12,522 Shit! 1758 01:25:12,565 --> 01:25:15,025 What a peculiar lunge. 1759 01:25:15,776 --> 01:25:17,819 Are you ok, dear boy? 1760 01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:19,237 You bent your saber. 1761 01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,655 I'll get you another one. 1762 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:21,906 Forget it. I'm not interested. 1763 01:25:21,907 --> 01:25:24,534 That's enough for one day. 1764 01:25:24,535 --> 01:25:26,536 Props, look at this. 1765 01:25:26,537 --> 01:25:27,912 It's all bent. 1766 01:25:27,913 --> 01:25:30,332 If you have a complaint, 1767 01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:33,209 take it up with me. 1768 01:25:33,210 --> 01:25:37,964 How far do you take being Mary Slocum? 1769 01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:42,719 How far do you take being an historian? 1770 01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:45,472 I wouldn't sleep with George Ill. 1771 01:25:45,514 --> 01:25:48,850 Why would you get involved with him? 1772 01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:52,979 Because he's charming and it helps our scenes. 1773 01:25:53,022 --> 01:25:54,731 It helps your scenes? 1774 01:25:54,774 --> 01:25:57,734 When I look in his eyes, 1775 01:25:57,777 --> 01:25:59,152 there's someone there. 1776 01:25:59,195 --> 01:26:00,904 Imagine acting with someone 1777 01:26:00,946 --> 01:26:06,743 who has the emotional depth of an eggplant. 1778 01:26:10,539 --> 01:26:13,917 You're not at all like her. 1779 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:18,713 Where have you been the last 10 weeks? 1780 01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:43,905 Ok, cut! Print! 1781 01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:48,243 That's the passion I was looking for. 1782 01:26:48,244 --> 01:26:53,456 I want to get ready for the battle scene tomorrow. 1783 01:26:53,457 --> 01:26:56,751 I don't want to wait for anything. 1784 01:26:56,752 --> 01:27:00,755 I want the fencers dressed and ready. 1785 01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:29,033 Can we have the American soldiers 1786 01:27:29,034 --> 01:27:30,660 for rehearsal, please? 1787 01:27:30,661 --> 01:27:32,662 And I need all the stunt men over here. 1788 01:27:32,663 --> 01:27:36,040 The British are all played by stunt men, 1789 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:38,668 so put on your red coats. 1790 01:27:38,669 --> 01:27:40,837 Let's have the colonials on the right, 1791 01:27:40,838 --> 01:27:44,799 and the redcoats on the left. 1792 01:27:44,842 --> 01:27:47,802 This is the big battle scene. 1793 01:27:47,845 --> 01:27:50,513 Listen to me very carefully. 1794 01:27:50,556 --> 01:27:51,806 Don't get killed. 1795 01:27:51,849 --> 01:27:55,643 Do you want to move aside? 1796 01:27:55,686 --> 01:27:57,020 The British are over there 1797 01:27:57,062 --> 01:27:58,104 by those cannons. 1798 01:27:58,147 --> 01:28:01,524 The Americans come from that house. 1799 01:28:01,567 --> 01:28:03,443 Turn around, and you'll see. 1800 01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:06,905 I'll show you exactly what I mean. 1801 01:28:06,947 --> 01:28:10,533 Americans coming with their guns like this. 1802 01:28:10,534 --> 01:28:13,536 We wouldn't hold it like that. 1803 01:28:13,537 --> 01:28:14,913 Pay attention. 1804 01:28:14,914 --> 01:28:18,541 They're walking with their guns like this. 1805 01:28:18,542 --> 01:28:20,919 They get to here... bang! 1806 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:23,755 You shoot, they shoot, you shoot. 1807 01:28:23,756 --> 01:28:25,715 British cannons go off. 1808 01:28:25,758 --> 01:28:27,717 First explosion's over there. 1809 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,219 Boom! 1810 01:28:29,261 --> 01:28:30,678 Aah! You turn around. 1811 01:28:30,721 --> 01:28:34,682 You gotta run back to the house. 1812 01:28:34,725 --> 01:28:36,643 You get over there. 1813 01:28:36,685 --> 01:28:39,729 There's another explosion in front of you. 1814 01:28:39,772 --> 01:28:40,980 Boom! 1815 01:28:41,023 --> 01:28:42,690 Ahh! Big surprise. 1816 01:28:42,733 --> 01:28:46,694 You gotta run back to the British. 1817 01:28:46,737 --> 01:28:48,071 Listen! 1818 01:28:48,113 --> 01:28:49,697 And... 1819 01:28:49,740 --> 01:28:51,074 Boom! 1820 01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:54,536 Run back and forth like that. 1821 01:28:54,537 --> 01:28:56,037 You understand? 1822 01:28:56,038 --> 01:28:58,081 If all goes well, 1823 01:28:58,082 --> 01:29:00,708 this will be relatively hilarious. 1824 01:29:00,709 --> 01:29:03,086 You understand what I'm saying? 1825 01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:05,755 I don't want to waste any time. 1826 01:29:05,756 --> 01:29:07,090 Yes, Michael? 1827 01:29:07,091 --> 01:29:08,967 You have a question? 1828 01:29:09,009 --> 01:29:13,680 What the hell are you trying to do here? 1829 01:29:13,722 --> 01:29:16,683 I'm trying to make a movie. 1830 01:29:16,725 --> 01:29:20,728 The Americans did not run around looking hilarious. 1831 01:29:20,771 --> 01:29:23,147 They took the British cannons. 1832 01:29:23,190 --> 01:29:25,149 What's that house doing there? 1833 01:29:25,192 --> 01:29:26,734 This field's empty. 1834 01:29:26,777 --> 01:29:30,738 I don't have time to talk about this. 1835 01:29:30,781 --> 01:29:32,740 When we set up... 1836 01:29:32,741 --> 01:29:35,743 there are leaves on the trees. 1837 01:29:35,744 --> 01:29:37,287 Yeah, so what? 1838 01:29:37,288 --> 01:29:39,747 This took place in January. Winter. 1839 01:29:39,748 --> 01:29:42,750 Everything you're doing here is wrong. 1840 01:29:42,751 --> 01:29:46,546 Why don't you guys just can it? 1841 01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:48,840 You just fall down when we go back. 1842 01:29:48,841 --> 01:29:50,383 No, we don't! 1843 01:29:50,426 --> 01:29:52,552 Hey, quiet! 1844 01:29:53,971 --> 01:29:55,722 Quiet down! 1845 01:29:55,764 --> 01:29:57,140 Quiet! 1846 01:29:57,182 --> 01:29:58,725 Shut up! 1847 01:29:58,767 --> 01:30:04,105 Would you like us to pick the leaves off the trees? 1848 01:30:04,148 --> 01:30:07,191 Do at least one thing historically accurate. 1849 01:30:07,568 --> 01:30:10,028 The Americans charged the cannons. 1850 01:30:10,070 --> 01:30:11,529 That fact won't change 1851 01:30:11,572 --> 01:30:14,532 because some jackass is making a movie. 1852 01:30:14,533 --> 01:30:15,950 Screw historical accuracy! 1853 01:30:15,951 --> 01:30:19,537 I'm not shelling out $20 a second 1854 01:30:19,538 --> 01:30:22,540 to hear myself called a jackass. 1855 01:30:22,541 --> 01:30:23,958 Here's 50. 1856 01:30:23,959 --> 01:30:25,960 You're also an asshole! 1857 01:30:25,961 --> 01:30:28,713 Yeah! Yeah! 1858 01:30:28,714 --> 01:30:31,925 Defy authority, destroy property, 1859 01:30:31,967 --> 01:30:33,801 take off people's clothes. 1860 01:30:33,844 --> 01:30:35,511 That's what kids want to see. 1861 01:30:35,554 --> 01:30:38,014 They don't care if hats are on wrong. 1862 01:30:38,057 --> 01:30:40,475 They just want to have fun! 1863 01:30:40,517 --> 01:30:42,852 Get over to that house, 1864 01:30:42,895 --> 01:30:45,480 or off my set! 1865 01:30:52,112 --> 01:30:54,530 Hey, you forgot your rifle. 1866 01:30:54,531 --> 01:30:56,074 That's a musket, moron. 1867 01:30:56,075 --> 01:30:57,825 Musket. 1868 01:30:59,662 --> 01:31:02,872 What's the point of havin' us? 1869 01:31:02,873 --> 01:31:06,876 I've been sleeping in a tent for weeks. 1870 01:31:06,877 --> 01:31:08,878 It ain't worth it. 1871 01:31:08,879 --> 01:31:11,881 It's a complete waste of time. 1872 01:31:11,882 --> 01:31:15,468 We've been re-enacting this battle every year 1873 01:31:15,511 --> 01:31:17,845 for the last 15 years. 1874 01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:20,848 We don't run from the cannons, 1875 01:31:20,891 --> 01:31:22,225 we charge the cannons. 1876 01:31:22,309 --> 01:31:24,143 I don't want my little boy 1877 01:31:24,353 --> 01:31:27,939 seein' me run around like some chicken! 1878 01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:32,026 If we ain't chargin', I don't want to go. 1879 01:31:32,027 --> 01:31:34,612 I've practiced with this thing all summer. 1880 01:31:35,406 --> 01:31:36,698 What are you doin'? 1881 01:31:36,699 --> 01:31:39,325 What the hell are you doin'? 1882 01:31:39,326 --> 01:31:43,162 What do you think we should do? 1883 01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:47,750 How about we charge the cannons? 1884 01:31:55,926 --> 01:31:58,886 The British are here. We're here. 1885 01:31:58,929 --> 01:32:00,430 What is this? 1886 01:32:00,472 --> 01:32:01,889 What's this wire? 1887 01:32:02,349 --> 01:32:05,309 That runs out to the explosives. 1888 01:32:05,352 --> 01:32:08,312 Anybody here good with electrical things? 1889 01:32:08,355 --> 01:32:10,314 I'm a licensed electrician. 1890 01:32:10,357 --> 01:32:12,358 Come with me. 1891 01:32:14,903 --> 01:32:16,446 Camera one, are you ready? 1892 01:32:16,697 --> 01:32:18,322 Ready! 1893 01:32:19,199 --> 01:32:20,241 Camera 2? 1894 01:32:20,367 --> 01:32:22,368 All set. 1895 01:32:22,661 --> 01:32:24,829 Camera 3? 1896 01:32:26,665 --> 01:32:28,166 And camera 4? 1897 01:32:28,167 --> 01:32:29,667 4's ready. 1898 01:32:29,668 --> 01:32:31,127 Camera 5? 1899 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:32,503 Set to go! 1900 01:32:34,548 --> 01:32:37,842 All right, men, this is it. 1901 01:32:38,302 --> 01:32:39,635 Good luck, sergeant. 1902 01:32:39,678 --> 01:32:41,512 Thank you. 1903 01:32:42,681 --> 01:32:44,515 Son. 1904 01:32:46,310 --> 01:32:48,269 Go get 'em, Floyd. 1905 01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:49,645 I will. 1906 01:32:49,688 --> 01:32:51,272 Good luck. 1907 01:32:51,315 --> 01:32:52,648 Hank. 1908 01:32:52,691 --> 01:32:54,275 Mike. 1909 01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:56,069 Good luck, Jessie. 1910 01:32:59,698 --> 01:33:02,658 All right, men... 1911 01:33:02,659 --> 01:33:04,535 move out. 1912 01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:11,834 Just so there are no mistakes, 1913 01:33:11,835 --> 01:33:14,462 special effects hits the explosion, 1914 01:33:14,463 --> 01:33:18,925 this part of the field goes up. 1915 01:33:18,967 --> 01:33:20,426 All right. 1916 01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:22,053 All set! 1917 01:33:22,096 --> 01:33:23,805 All right. 1918 01:33:23,847 --> 01:33:25,640 We're rolling! 1919 01:33:28,477 --> 01:33:30,353 Action! 1920 01:33:54,336 --> 01:33:56,087 Halt! 1921 01:33:56,088 --> 01:33:58,131 Ranks ready? 1922 01:34:00,217 --> 01:34:01,759 First rank! 1923 01:34:01,802 --> 01:34:03,344 Take aim! 1924 01:34:03,387 --> 01:34:05,346 Fire! 1925 01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:12,353 Nobody fall down! 1926 01:34:12,396 --> 01:34:14,355 I'm supposed to get shot! 1927 01:34:14,398 --> 01:34:18,568 If you don't feel dead, don't fall down. 1928 01:34:20,070 --> 01:34:22,321 Take aim. Fire! 1929 01:34:31,331 --> 01:34:33,708 Go get 'em! 1930 01:34:54,521 --> 01:34:57,023 What the hell you doin'? Get back! 1931 01:35:40,525 --> 01:35:42,485 Elliott, get out of here. 1932 01:35:42,527 --> 01:35:45,112 We're taking the cannons! 1933 01:35:45,155 --> 01:35:46,489 Elliott, move! You're in the way! 1934 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,032 Stop that! This animal's nervous. 1935 01:35:48,033 --> 01:35:52,328 You're putting me out of the camera's shot. 1936 01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:54,121 Easy, boy. 1937 01:35:54,122 --> 01:35:55,498 Steady! 1938 01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:57,333 Oh, shit! 1939 01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:09,136 Go ahead. Fire the thing. 1940 01:36:10,013 --> 01:36:11,806 Hit it. 1941 01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,325 Hand it all in, folks. 1942 01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:25,921 Hey. 1943 01:37:30,344 --> 01:37:32,303 Not a bad time? 1944 01:37:32,346 --> 01:37:33,763 A pleasant interlude. 1945 01:37:33,805 --> 01:37:35,765 A dance. A diversion. 1946 01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:39,518 A gossamer dream to ease our cares. 1947 01:37:39,561 --> 01:37:43,773 Look how much language I've learned from you! 1948 01:37:46,568 --> 01:37:48,944 Hey! He kisses now! 1949 01:37:48,987 --> 01:37:50,529 So long, Stanley. 1950 01:37:50,530 --> 01:37:52,948 Yeah. 1951 01:37:52,949 --> 01:37:55,534 What? What do you want? 1952 01:37:55,535 --> 01:37:58,954 Sorry. I hope I didn't ruin things yesterday. 1953 01:37:58,955 --> 01:38:00,539 The battle scene? 1954 01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:01,957 Are you kidding? 1955 01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:04,960 I shot it with six cameras. 1956 01:38:04,961 --> 01:38:07,963 It'll go together anyway I want. 1957 01:38:07,964 --> 01:38:11,342 Michael, you're gonna love it. 1958 01:38:20,685 --> 01:38:23,521 People, load up the bus! 1959 01:38:23,563 --> 01:38:26,941 It was very nice meeting you. 1960 01:38:26,983 --> 01:38:29,735 It was nice meeting you, too. 1961 01:38:29,778 --> 01:38:34,365 I hope we didn't wreck your summer. 1962 01:38:34,408 --> 01:38:36,575 You didn't. 1963 01:38:36,576 --> 01:38:37,952 No. 1964 01:38:44,334 --> 01:38:45,960 Bye, Michael. 1965 01:38:56,096 --> 01:38:57,513 Bye, Elliott. 1966 01:38:57,556 --> 01:38:59,515 Good-bye. It's been grand. 1967 01:38:59,558 --> 01:39:03,144 Bye, Elliott. It has been grand, really. 1968 01:39:06,565 --> 01:39:08,065 Oh... 1969 01:39:08,108 --> 01:39:09,525 Whoo! 1970 01:39:09,568 --> 01:39:11,068 Whoa! 1971 01:39:11,111 --> 01:39:14,071 Elliott, please, get on the bus! 1972 01:39:14,114 --> 01:39:17,074 We're gonna miss the plane. 1973 01:39:17,075 --> 01:39:19,076 You chaps go ahead. 1974 01:39:19,077 --> 01:39:21,537 I'll catch you up later. 1975 01:39:21,538 --> 01:39:23,080 I just thought... 1976 01:39:23,081 --> 01:39:24,081 seriously. 1977 01:39:24,082 --> 01:39:25,541 Come on! Elliott! 1978 01:39:25,542 --> 01:39:26,542 Bye. 1979 01:39:26,543 --> 01:39:28,169 Let's go! 1980 01:39:28,170 --> 01:39:29,753 Bye! Bye! 1981 01:39:29,754 --> 01:39:32,089 Keep in touch! Bye! 1982 01:39:52,194 --> 01:39:53,736 Want to walk a little? 1983 01:39:53,778 --> 01:39:55,362 Sure. 1984 01:39:59,951 --> 01:40:01,535 How's your mom? 1985 01:40:01,536 --> 01:40:03,746 Hanging on. Still a fruitcake. 1986 01:40:03,747 --> 01:40:05,372 That's not bad. 1987 01:40:05,373 --> 01:40:07,750 Is it getting you down? 1988 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:11,545 We each see things our way. It's fun. 1989 01:40:11,546 --> 01:40:13,172 Sure about that? 1990 01:40:13,173 --> 01:40:17,134 I'm not so sure about anything anymore. 1991 01:40:17,177 --> 01:40:18,636 Sounds even better. 1992 01:40:18,678 --> 01:40:21,639 Listen, can I ask you somethin'? 1993 01:40:21,681 --> 01:40:22,640 Sure. 1994 01:40:22,682 --> 01:40:25,267 You want to try again? 1995 01:40:25,310 --> 01:40:27,645 I've been thinking about that. 1996 01:40:27,687 --> 01:40:29,647 If you wanted to, 1997 01:40:29,689 --> 01:40:33,651 I could be less insistent on certain things. 1998 01:40:33,693 --> 01:40:34,652 Me, too. 1999 01:40:34,694 --> 01:40:38,781 I don't have to live at your place. 2000 01:40:38,782 --> 01:40:43,786 It's silly not to let you keep a shirt there. 2001 01:40:43,787 --> 01:40:45,412 Maybe a robe. 2002 01:40:45,413 --> 01:40:49,625 It's a real turnoff when you wear mine. 2003 01:40:49,626 --> 01:40:53,546 I could stay over once in a while? 2004 01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:55,548 Maybe once a week. 2005 01:40:55,549 --> 01:40:56,507 Sundays. 2006 01:40:56,550 --> 01:40:58,133 How about the whole weekend? 2007 01:40:58,176 --> 01:40:59,510 Since I'm there. 2008 01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:01,136 Saturday and Sunday? 2009 01:41:01,179 --> 01:41:05,140 And Friday. I won't tell you how to cook. 2010 01:41:05,183 --> 01:41:06,767 Maybe one weekend a month. 2011 01:41:06,977 --> 01:41:08,561 2 weekends a month. 2012 01:41:09,062 --> 01:41:12,398 I'll keep jeans and sweatshirts there. 2013 01:41:12,691 --> 01:41:14,316 How about it? 2014 01:41:16,861 --> 01:41:19,280 Maybe we should go the whole way. 2015 01:41:19,322 --> 01:41:20,906 Like what? 2016 01:41:21,032 --> 01:41:22,992 Sort of a trial marriage. 2017 01:41:23,201 --> 01:41:25,536 Get a license and everything? 2018 01:41:25,912 --> 01:41:29,540 Yeah. If we don't like it after a year, we cancel it. 2019 01:41:29,541 --> 01:41:31,458 You realize what I'm offering you? 2020 01:41:31,459 --> 01:41:33,502 That's almost like living together. 2021 01:41:33,503 --> 01:41:34,795 A year is long. 2022 01:41:34,921 --> 01:41:36,922 There'd be some sewing. 2023 01:41:37,382 --> 01:41:39,341 But not in bed. 2024 01:41:40,927 --> 01:41:41,927 6 months. 2025 01:41:41,970 --> 01:41:42,970 Nine. 2026 01:41:43,054 --> 01:41:45,014 7. I'll leave your career alone. 2027 01:41:45,056 --> 01:41:47,558 8, with an option for 4 more. 2028 01:41:47,601 --> 01:41:50,185 I can't believe I'm saying this! 2029 01:41:50,312 --> 01:41:53,939 I'm putting my name on a license. 2030 01:41:54,482 --> 01:41:57,443 This offer expires in 30 seconds. 2031 01:41:57,485 --> 01:42:00,362 I'll take a chance if you will. 2032 01:42:59,255 --> 01:43:00,798 Mr. James? 2033 01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:02,633 Sorry, darling, we're rushed. 2034 01:43:02,676 --> 01:43:05,094 Move over, dear. We're running late. 2035 01:43:05,136 --> 01:43:06,387 Get in, darling. 2036 01:43:08,807 --> 01:43:11,392 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I just met you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2037 01:43:11,434 --> 01:43:14,061 𝅘𝅥𝅮 and I'm feelin' 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2038 01:43:14,104 --> 01:43:18,232 𝅘𝅥𝅮 like we somehow met somewhere before 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2039 01:43:18,274 --> 01:43:20,943 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I think I've loved you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2040 01:43:20,985 --> 01:43:25,781 𝅘𝅥𝅮 in my dreams a hundred times or maybe more 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2041 01:43:25,782 --> 01:43:27,991 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, babe 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2042 01:43:27,992 --> 01:43:30,244 𝅘𝅥𝅮 those sweet sensations 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2043 01:43:30,245 --> 01:43:32,913 𝅘𝅥𝅮 good vibrations 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2044 01:43:32,914 --> 01:43:35,165 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you know it's not my imagination 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2045 01:43:35,208 --> 01:43:37,459 𝅘𝅥𝅮 runnin' wild 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2046 01:43:37,460 --> 01:43:39,753 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna hold you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2047 01:43:39,754 --> 01:43:41,088 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna love you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2048 01:43:41,131 --> 01:43:45,426 𝅘𝅥𝅮 like it's goin' out of style 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2049 01:43:45,468 --> 01:43:47,886 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ahhhhh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2050 01:43:47,929 --> 01:43:51,098 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special... 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2051 01:43:51,141 --> 01:43:53,100 Give us a second? 2052 01:43:53,143 --> 01:43:54,727 Ok. Where? 2053 01:43:54,769 --> 01:43:59,106 Here, and Mrs. Burgess here. 2054 01:43:59,149 --> 01:44:01,859 Michael! 2055 01:44:01,901 --> 01:44:04,153 That's my mother. 2056 01:44:09,367 --> 01:44:11,201 It's a great movie, Dr. Burgess. 2057 01:44:11,202 --> 01:44:14,121 It's American history at its best. 2058 01:44:16,124 --> 01:44:18,542 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll keep you happy 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2059 01:44:18,543 --> 01:44:21,086 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll keep you goin' 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2060 01:44:21,129 --> 01:44:25,632 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you'll have kisses overflowin' just like wine 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2061 01:44:25,675 --> 01:44:28,051 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you ain't had nothin' 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2062 01:44:28,094 --> 01:44:33,098 𝅘𝅥𝅮 until you've had a little, teeny taste of mine 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2063 01:44:33,141 --> 01:44:36,226 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ahhhhh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2064 01:44:36,227 --> 01:44:38,103 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you've got a hunger 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2065 01:44:38,146 --> 01:44:40,481 𝅘𝅥𝅮 and I am gonna feed it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2066 01:44:40,523 --> 01:44:43,233 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you never had this kind of love before 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2067 01:44:43,234 --> 01:44:45,486 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I guarantee it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2068 01:44:45,528 --> 01:44:48,113 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2069 01:44:48,114 --> 01:44:52,201 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2070 01:44:52,202 --> 01:44:54,661 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I want you to know that 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2071 01:44:54,662 --> 01:44:55,746 𝅘𝅥𝅮 uh-huh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2072 01:44:55,747 --> 01:44:57,498 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2073 01:44:57,499 --> 01:45:01,919 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2074 01:45:01,920 --> 01:45:05,088 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I promise I'll be good 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2075 01:45:05,131 --> 01:45:06,298 𝅘𝅥𝅮 and if you're thinkin' 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2076 01:45:06,341 --> 01:45:09,218 𝅘𝅥𝅮 it's as good as it can get 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2077 01:45:09,260 --> 01:45:11,512 𝅘𝅥𝅮 boy, I'm here to tell you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2078 01:45:11,554 --> 01:45:12,971 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oooh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2079 01:45:13,014 --> 01:45:15,891 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you ain't seen nothin' yet 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2080 01:45:24,234 --> 01:45:26,109 𝅘𝅥𝅮 What a connection 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2081 01:45:26,152 --> 01:45:28,529 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I just can't conceal it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2082 01:45:28,571 --> 01:45:31,198 𝅘𝅥𝅮 there's some kind of magic in the air 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2083 01:45:31,199 --> 01:45:33,909 𝅘𝅥𝅮 oh, I can feel it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2084 01:45:33,910 --> 01:45:36,119 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2085 01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:40,123 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2086 01:45:40,124 --> 01:45:43,252 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I want you to know that 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2087 01:45:43,253 --> 01:45:45,170 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2088 01:45:45,213 --> 01:45:47,631 𝅘𝅥𝅮 love you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2089 01:45:47,674 --> 01:45:51,593 𝅘𝅥𝅮 all these ways 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2090 01:45:51,636 --> 01:45:53,095 𝅘𝅥𝅮 and turn you loose 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2091 01:45:53,137 --> 01:45:55,264 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'm gonna 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2092 01:45:55,306 --> 01:45:56,765 𝅘𝅥𝅮 stop you 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2093 01:45:56,808 --> 01:46:01,562 𝅘𝅥𝅮 if you say so 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2094 01:46:01,604 --> 01:46:02,855 𝅘𝅥𝅮 you better believe it 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2095 01:46:02,897 --> 01:46:05,107 𝅘𝅥𝅮 somethin' special 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2096 01:46:05,149 --> 01:46:08,443 𝅘𝅥𝅮 is gonna happen tonight 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2097 01:46:08,486 --> 01:46:09,444 𝅘𝅥𝅮 believe 𝅘𝅥𝅮 2098 01:46:09,487 --> 01:46:12,114 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ohh, ohh 𝅘𝅥𝅮 128642