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Where did everyone disappear to?

Yes, daughter" all the arrangements for the prayer is done.

We are missing you here and you are in Mumbai.

What can I do, papa?

The exams should get over too, isn't it?

It is sister-in-law's first marriage"

...after brother's marriage in the house.

Tell sister-in-law that I miss her very much.

And tell her that I love her very much.

Tell her that I am very angry with her.

It is the prayer here and she isn't here.

Did you listen to that, daughter?

What your mother is saying? She is very angry with you.

Tell mother that as soon as my examinations are over..

Okay, I will tell her. Okay.

She is greeting everyone. Where is Even?

I have come. Mother, here are your sweets.

Son.. all the arrangements are done.

Where is daughter-in-law?

Mother, you know how long she takes to get ready.

Okay go. Go and call her. - Okay.

Nikki..

It's time for the prayer, we are waiting for you, please.

And I am telling you since three hours..

...that I am coming in five minutes.

Nikki.. Nikki..

What is this? Nikki?

Under the charge of setting their..

"Daughter-in-law afire this court"

...awards Ramakrishna and his wife Sumitra Devi..

...a sentence of seven years imprisonment.

I am free..

I used to choke in that house.

The daughters-in-law had to stay"

...in a veil throughout the day. Oh God! I am free! I am free!

You are free. But when will we be free?

What do you mean?

I did what you told me to do. I gave a false witness.

I want the money for that. And that too, in cash.

My husband's sister is alive as yet.

Therefore, we can't even touch"

...my husband's money for at least six months.

All you people will have to wait.

Vicky.. - Tell me.

Don't worry. I will fix that girl up.

Shut up, Aslam.

Dare anyone touch my husband's sister.

You stupid fool. If something happens to her..

...you won't get money but you will get prison bars.

If anything happens to her, the police will come to my house.

And if I am trapped, all of you will be trapped.

Did you understand that?

Why are you being so angry, darling?

We will wait.

Don't touch me. Don't try to touch me repeatedly.

All was all right before the work was done.

Then.. why are you acting so strange now?

You cannot meet me till six months now.

Did you understand?

Till the time you keep me thirsty..

...| will keep coming to you to quench my thirst.

I will keep coming. I will keep coming.

Go back. Please stop it. Go back.

Hey.. he is our college friend. He is our college friend.

Hey.. you speak carefully with me.

He is of our locality.

Hey, see here.. see here..

Hey, Inspector. Move. He is our friend.

Hey, Chantu.. mummy is all right, isn't it?

She liked me very much, okay?

Hey.. I am me. And the rest are..

They are nothing!

Oh God!

Okay, the last one.

Is that enough?

Oh beloved, what are you staring at secretly from there?

Come to me. Give me one. Give me one. Please give me!

What happened?

God knows what the good for nothing"

...keeps doing in his sleep. Dot you have to get up?

It is ten o'clock.

What, is it ten o'clock? Why didn't you wake me up?

The college starts at two in the afternoon.

Do you have to sweep the place"

"reaching there at eleven in the morning?

Mother.. see what father is telling me.

I am putting the habit of going to college in the morning.

And he is telling me to sweep and swab.

You are troubling your son so early in the morning.

You have your breakfast.

Why don't you go to the office? Are you not late?

He will go to the college automatically.

I know that he fools around in the college.

When Shivaji was of his age he was a king.

Let it be, father. Even we have learn history.

Is it so? What have you learn? What?

Just that at your age, Shivaji's father..

...was a very big commander in chief.

He was famous and revered in the whole of India.

How can he be compared to you!

Did you listen to that?

I have heard everything. He is right.

What wrong is he saying? You have..

...been only the head clerk in your work since ten years.

Have you ever got any promotion? - And you keep on speaking.

Stop your nonsense.

The second wretch has come.

Nothing will happen of them. Nothing!

They will stand on the streets and beg.

Forget father's anger. I have made..

...a carrot pudding for you. It is sweet.

Come and eat it quickly.

Hey.. you aren't ready as yet? I was coming to your house.

That's what I had come to tell you.

You don't come to my house.

You come directly to the Medical college gate. - Why?

It is about my aunty. - Okay.

She is going tomorrow.

So her train ticket has to be removed.

Your whole day will go a waste in the ticket taking.

Who will be taking the ticket? It is for sixteen hundred rupees.

We will have fun for a couple of days with that.

And you won't go home

I will go. I will say that someone picked my pocket.

And then?

She will never send me again to take the tickets.

Meet you at the Medical college.

Make my day once.

Oh! How are you?

Your moon has gone roaming with KETU.

Therefore, your Saturn is so scared.

It seems that some triangle love story is going on.

Wait. - Listen"

Some new girl has come in the college. Come on.

We will rag her. Come on.

She is having her hand read.

And my palm is itching now.

People call him Sticky with love.

Looking at his health.

Are you a palmist?

She is the grand daughter of the..

"Great astrologer Bhimpratap, Rani.

And she is Sheela.

She is the grand daughter of the Bramchari Kalkishan-ji

Yes. My parent's horoscope was seen by him while marriage.

Is it so? - Yes.

And therefore your mother is always worried.

Will you please look at my palm? - Yes, why not.

The Saturn is settled on your moon.

In such an situation"

The one who has a wart on his back"

...his bad time is about to start from today.

I don't have any warts on my back.

According to us, you should have one.

And as it is, looking at your face"

...it seems that your bad times have arrived.

And what if I don't have a wart on my back?

Do you bet a hundred rupees? - We bet! We bet!

Take it out.

Tell me, is there any wart on my back?

Come on. Come on. Take out five hundred rupees.

Come here. This is a hundred rupees for you.

And these are fifty rupees as your tip.

For all of you. Go from here now. Go!

Hey, let it go. It will tear.

Take care of your pants, or else, they will go too.

Silent! Silent!

If we don't take revenge from those girls"

...we will have to bow our heads like this..

...for the whole year in college and regard them as sisters.

Hey, but who will take revenge from those rogue girls?

Style..

Style..

Hey, where are you taking me? - Sorry.

But this is DIG college.

Yes. This is where we study.

But you wanted to go to the Medical college, isn't it?

You gave a lift, isn't it? - Yes.

There was a small road in front? - Yes.

In that small lane, there is a big board.

BDS Medical college. That college is there.

Thank you, very much. - You..

But we can talk, isn't it?

If you told me that medical college was there you could"

...have told me. I would have hailed a cab for you.

You don't understand. it isn't about the cab fare.

Our ten day's expense is cleared because you came here.

How? - I will tell it to you later.

You ate my burger and everything else..

VADA PAV?

Take your VADA PAV. How much do we owe you?

I don't want any money or anything.

Just let me go. Just let me go. - Go!

It seems that this manager is looking for us.

Why? What have we done?

We owe him seventeen and a half..

...thousand, have you forgotten it?

I can't remember such small things, you see.

- See. He is saying something to the waiter.

Have you seen Chantu and Bantu anywhere? - No.

Go. I understand. Go.

Oh! He is telling us to go.

Hey, why are all of you sitting so glum here?

There are two new girls in the college.

We went to rag them. And they ragged us in turn.

And they stripped this poor man..

...in the presence of the whole college. - Yes!

Naked..

Hey" you are laughing?

If you were here, even you would..

...have turned into a joke in front of the whole college.

Get lost!

We are we. The rest all are just bland tea.

He is saying huge dialogues.

You monkey.

What if we rag those girls in the..

"Presence of the whole college?

What are you laughing about? Shut up! Shut up!

If such a thing is done, I will give you people a party.

You will give a party. But what apart from that?

Yes!

You tell me. What do you people want?

What am I saying? We will take that canteen bill.

He is a rich man. We will take five thousand rupees.

No. let it be. I know him. He is poor.

Hey.. not five thousand. I will pay the canteen bill.

Okay fine done. - Yes. - Sure.

Chantu.. - Come on. - We will show them what we are.

They have run away.

It seems that these two have come to rag us now.

Let them come. We will rectify them too.

They seem too haughty. Take out the formula number 42.

Hey"

Hey"

These are those girls who removed..

...the shirt of our beloved Nitin? - Yes. That tall one.

Come on. We will take her down.

Hey"

Wait.. turn.. don't move.. don't move..

Hey.. they were here. Where did they go?

They must be here. See.

I think that they have disappeared.

No. No. they must be in the canteen.

In the canteen? - Yes, come on. The rest of it..

Yes. Come on. Come on.

Why has the principal come here?

There is surely some problem going on.

This is milk.

This is lies. - This is fake.

Not milk, they were drinking alcohol.

Sir. Looking at me, can you think..

...that I can drink anything else except milk?

Good. - Say something.

Sir they have a bottle too. Containing liquor.

Hey, which bottle and which liquor?

Actually sir. I was suffering from..

"Indigestion since two days. Therefore..

...| brought a medicine bottle. Look at this, look at this.

Isn't it, sir?

Sir, actually" both of these girls"

...are from the DAV basket ball team.

Which lost against our team last year.

To take out that anger, they want..

...to show our college down. That the..

...students here drink liquor and tease girls.

The principal here doesn't have control over the boys.

They had said that he is a donkey too.

Yes sir. They had told that too.

How do all these things come out?

They come out through the students like these, sir.

Therefore, sir. I request you. Please take some action.

I understand. I understand everything.

Don't you dare.

If you do anything in the future..

"Which will ruin the reputation of this college"

Sir.. sir.. sir.. - Tell me.

Actually, all of want to get together"

...and start an anti ragging campaign.

So that there isn't any bad happening"

...with any new student coming in.

And so that nobody can defame our college, sir.

Slim waist, soft body and nice looks.

Your young age is so exciting.

Slim waist..

Come on. Treat everyone to a Pepsi, come on.

Hey, Pepsi. Your debt won't work today.

I want cash. Cash.

Hey, don't worry, manager, the cash has been arranged for.

I will give you a crisp note. A crisp one.

Give me change for ten. I have to make a call.

A change for ten? - What are you staring at?

Nitin has lost the bet. Nitin, tell him.

We don't want a problem after that.

I will pay for this party.

Nitin is paying the money? How did you fool people?

He will give this money..

But who will pay the previous loan?

I will give the previous loan too.

He will.. how do you fool these people?

The talks are done, isn't it?

Now start a new account for us from tomorrow.

We don't want this problem everyday, understood?

Even I don't want these everyday problems at all.

So come on. Give that change for a hundred.

Hundred.. hundred.. here you are. A change for hundred.

How do you fool people?

Come on. I will see you later. Come on.

Manager" tell me. What is the bill?

I will tell you how much the bill is.

The bill is seventeen and a half thousand.

It is a big amount. He wishes to..

"Give me money under the table.

Sorry, it is my pager.

Sorry, it is my mobile.

Yes, Sheena. Oh! Sorry. Meena.

It is a fax.

This style. This is style.

Life is what? Life is style.

Style.. it is style. Everything is style.

Life is what? Life is style.

My gait has a great style.

Even my hair has a great style.

The smile on my lips that is my style.

This style. This is style.

Life is what? Life is style.

I am dead.

This style. This is style.

Life is what? Life is style.

Whose clothes are you pressing so late in the night?

Bantu's jeans pant was there. I thought.

...that I'd press it. He will wear it for college tomorrow.

It is the same pant which had it's pocket picked, isn't it?

Don't nag him so much. If you nag him like this.

He will run away from home one day.

Now please don't show me such sweet dreams.

He will run away from home! Listen"

If he comes after twelve even today, don't give him food.

He has had his food and slept away.

He has slept? So soon? Why?

Is the dog van moving around in the city?

Oh God! What should I do of this man?

Radha.. my darling, my love. I love you.

When you cuckoo like sweet voice"

"echoes into my ears, it makes my life colorful.

Make your life exciting.

Make your beautiful nights more beautiful?

The sweet sleep. A beautiful dream in the sleep.

You and me. I am you, together.

Embracing each other. And then..

A kiss then. A second kiss and then a third kiss.

You wretch! - Stop! - I tell you, stop!

What has happened because of which"

...you are after my son's life so late in the night?

You say that he is sleeping. And this wretch..

...was talking over the phone with these..

"Playclub girls over our international line.

Because of him, I created a ruckus"

...in the telephone exchange that..

...how can we get a bill in thousands?

Why?

When his grandfather left such a huge house for you..

...and looked after it for fifteen years..

...you didn't create any ruckus at that time.

You.. it is difficult to speak to you.

You come around and talk about this matter.

But remember.

The son whom you are loving and ruining"

...if that same son doesn't blacken"

...your face one day, you can change my name.

Tell me what should I name you?

My son. Come and eat.

The brother is a dog in his sister's house.

The son-in-law is a dog in the father-in-law's house.

Hello? ls Ms Radha there?

What is the matter? The principal is in a new suit?

Is it something about a date or something?

How will it be just like that?

No. I am scared of her sometimes.

What is this? What is this? What is this?

Cigarette"

I know that it is a cigarette. I have found out.

You don't even have a thirty percent attendance.

All of you cannot sit in the final exams.

Sorry, sir. Sorry. Sir. Please don't do like this, sir.

Our years will go a waste, sir. Please sir. - Is it?

Yes sir. We promise. We will never smoke after today.

Sir, it is just two months for the examinations.

We will study day and night, sir. - Is it?

No.

I will let all of you sit in the final..

...examinations only if your fathers..

"Come here and give all this in writing.

No sir, not daddy, sir, please sir. Please sir. - Let go!

Great friend! The principal's was torn.

But he will tear us now.

And you are just going on laughing!

Please do something. If our fathers don't come here tomorrow.

Then you will see.

Nor will we stay in the house and neither in the college.

We will just keep wandering like dogs on the roads.

Nothing like that will happen.

Just a minute. Silent.

See. The fathers for you four will be arranged.

Forget it. They will get fathers, but what will we get?

As it is, my brain doesn't work for free.

Yes. So tell me. What do you want?

Tell me! Just tell me and see. Tell.

Hey, don't be so excited. I have come in their trap once.

I am paying the canteen bill till today.

What are you saying? - Hey come on, get aside.

Two Ray Ban goggles. Two Levis jeans.

Two Peter England shirts. And two Nike..

Shoes. - You are so intelligent.

All this will come with father's money.

But where will the father come from?

He will bring the fathers.

Hey. You will bring them, isn't it?

Yes, see, I have an idea.

The plan is very simple.

Nandu the washer man lives in my lane.

There is a barber in front of him.

And two players of the Story of Rama.

One does the role of Ravana and the..

...other does the role of Duryodhana.

These four will be fit for your fathers.

The washer man, the barber, Duryodhana.. Ravana?

Sir. He even said that if Sardesai..

...keeps on scratching his head then..

...even then he will not find it out.

Let them come. Let those artistes come tomorrow.

If I don't have them singing, my name isn't Sardesai.

Sir, don't spare them, okay?

I won't spare them. I won't spare them.

Let them come.

Daddy.. there is some madam on the line for you.

It is for me. Isn't it? - Yes.

Why are you so happy? Why haven't you slept as yet?

No, daddy. I will wake till two in the night.

I have to get eighty five percent, isn't it?

Hello?

I am the secretary of the college.

Your son's attendance is very less.

Hey. Wait..

Are you listening to me? Hello? Hello?

Hello.

So please meet the principal at eleven in the morning tomorrow.

Or else, your son will be rusticated.

Son.. do one thing. - Yes, daddy?

Bring that slipper that I have there. - Yes. Daddy.

You have to study till two in the night? - Yes, daddy.

You want to bring eighty five percent? - Yes, daddy.

You go to college? Eighty five percent?

Eighty five percent? - Daddy.. daddy..

Oh! Sandy is being hit very well.

It seems that he has laid down.

That is all right. But why did you call their real fathers?

Wait and see, you will find out everything tomorrow morning.

You are Mr. Bhagwat. - Yes.

You are the owner of Bhagwat group of industries. - Yes.

You have washed your suit very nicely. - Thank you.

From which washing place are you coming?

Lower Parel or Kurla? - Sir.. what are you..

What are you saying? I can't understand.

I will make you understand. I will make you understand.

And you are Mr. Khatri. Bank chairman.

You have cut your hair very well.

Even I want to cut my hair. When should I come?

What Insolence is this?

I will tell that to you too, I will.

And you..

You are Mr. Alanine. And you are Mr. Cablewallah.

The last time when I saw you, you were in Hanuman army.

Where is it, Alanine? Where is the tail?

Have you not brought it with you?

Show it to me. Or have you got a promotion?

A promotion! You are Duryodhana.

And you are Ravana.

Have you called us here to insult us?

No..

I have called you to have you sit in a police van and leave.

If I don't force you to sell BHELPURl..

...outside this college, by making you..

...lose the post of the principal of this..

"College then my name isn't Bhagwat.

And if I don't make you remove..

...these fake clothes and make you..

...wear real drama costumes, even"

...my name won't be Sardesai. - You Sardesai!

If I don't show all your monkey antics"

...over the cable all over the city..

...even my name is not Janakbhai Cablewallah.

Shut up!

You want to become a false father?

Now have this real beating.

Mr. Poddar. It is me.

Which crazy person have you made the college principal?

He is accusing our simple children falsely..

...and has called him in the college.

And now, I seem to be a washer man to him.

He is asking Mr. Alanine where his tail is.

He says that Mr. Khatri is a hairdresser.

And if you come here by mistake"

...being a trustee, he will call you a dog.

Is he mad? Give him the phone.

Keep the cane back. Keep it back.

Talk to the trustee" talk to him.

The trustee? A new drama?

Tell me, you dog!

Principal. Have you gone mad?

You are disrespecting such big people..

...after calling them in the college?

I am sorry, Mr. Poddar.

Don't apologize to me, apologize to them.

And the accusations that you set on their children..

...remove them. Understood? - Yes. Sir.

No.. where is his tail? He is a barber?

And I am a washer man? Give me the phone!

Excuse me, sir. - Get lost. Come on. - Sir..

I am the new gym teacher in this college.

I teach everything.

Aerobics, gymnastics, dance.

Chairman of the Bhagwat group of industries.

And we can rest for at least a year now.

Because the principal won't meddle with us for a year now.

Hey, come on. We will party.

Where there will be rivers of Beer.

There should be dance and songs. Hit it!

But.. but.. where will we get such money from?

Don't worry. We will have the party.

And the money will be given by the principal.

It seems that Bantu has gone over board on Pepsi.

The principal himself is scrounging about this job.

How will he be able to give a party?

Hey.. do you bet?

Yes. I bet. - Hey. How much? Tell him.

Five thousand.

Shut up!

The bet is that the party will be in the college"

...and the principal will pay for the party.

Yes, done. Come on.

Hello?

I am calling from Indian Times newspaper.

We have come to know that you..

...have ordered the rustication of four boys of the college.

Yes, I am the one who has given these orders.

These press people make a ruckus out of such a matter.

Bring me some tea.

Did you get a job? - No, did you get a job?

Hello?

I am Tukaram Patti. From Kolhapur eveninger.

Did you give the orders to remove those four boys?

Yes. I had given the orders.

Why are these Kolhapur people..

...interested in our college? Give me the pulses.

Hello?

Hello. I am Rosemary Marlow from BBC.

Did you give the orders to rusticate those four boys?

Yes. I have given those orders.

Oh God! The matter has reached"

...a|| the way from Kolhapur to London?

What are you thinking about? - Wait.

A party on the college terrace.

Four hundred bottles of beer.

Food for two hundred people.

A stereo system of two thousand watts.

Full stage decoration. - Yes sir.

And all this is happening with the principal's permission?

Sir. If he has kept the party..

...he will give permission, isn't it?

And he has even told you that he..

...will settle the money matter with you later.

Is it so? Your principal is a stingy fellow.

He hasn't paid the bill of the college day as yet.

Why is he having this function?

Sir..

Actually" it is an internal matter. Don't tell anyone.

Actually, that principal is about..

...to play the marriage trumpet once again.

What do you mean? - Yes. I understand! I understand!

Is it so? Even I have heard rumors.

There is something going on with his first wife.

Yes sir, that's the reason.

Bakshi.. what are you doing?

Please.. quickly.

These photographs have to reach"

...Rajasthan by tomorrow morning.

Sir.. I am doing it.

If you bring a cheap model, this is what will happen.

What do you mean by a cheap model?

Bloody.. are you snapping the photograph"

You aren't making Sholay.

Sir.. please speak.

Speak to him personally. And complete the matter.

Hello? I am Mr. Kapadia. Did you give the order?

Yes. I had given that order. Why are you..

...asking me again and again? Idiot!

He was very angry.

He must be angry. It is his second marriage.

The tension must be two fold.

Yes. There is a tension in marriage.

Bakshi. Please don't give me tension.

Come on. Come on. Quickly.

Sir. ls our order confirmed?

Yes, your order is confirmed. Good model, sir.

Chantu, come on!

Sir I am Sheena here.

The party has started in the college since so long"

...and you haven't come here till now?

Party? Party in the college? For what?

On the occasion of your second marriage.

Second marriage!

Second marriage? Who told you all this?

Bantu and Chantu told us.

Bantu and Chantu.. where are they?

The poor fellows. They think themselves to be over smart.

Come on. Come on. Quickly.

Style..

Hey. Wait.

Why are you boring us with only music?

There should be some singing too.

Using the comb and wearing the cap on the wrong side.

Wearing the goggle and bracing our collars.

You should go out of the house fully decked and dressed.

Live in style.

Live in style.

Live in style.

Come on, tell it.

Hey.. loot it.

Should I take a photograph?

If you are in style, you will get a girl.

Yes, you will get her.

Or else, you will get a sore thumb quickly.

A thumb.

Brinjals and potatoes are sold in style.

What do you say? Do you want to buy it?

Even the girl slaps in style.

I am dead!

Buy new jeans and tear it.

Go to the tailor and darn it out.

Go on the computer and chat with a girl.

Set a girl as you are chatting!

You should have a car. The car should have a key.

Just dangle the key around.

Live in style.

Hello?

Will you let us live or not?

Which defective piece is this?

What is your problem, aunty?

Your college is my biggest problem.

Is listening to your college noise..

...a|| the day anything less that we..

...have to listen to their songs in the night too?

Impossible. - My ears have turned deaf.

If my Peston was here..

He would have hit all of you and sent you to the cemetery.

I am very sorry, madam. I will do something right away.

By the way..

Has your husband Mr. Pestonji gone out?

No. he is a drunkard from the beginning.

Who is this Peston?

Calling early and going quickly.

Work in the night and sleeping the day.

We should have a marriage party before marriage.

If married.. say that you are unmarried.

If you are set up on a job. Stay as if not a worker.

If anyone asks you what you do..

Tell them that you are in the college as yet.

Tell every girl your heart felt over the mobile.

Live in style.

Style..

Sardesai!

I have investigated everywhere.

All of them told me that if you want..

Now.. I am a married man with children.

Can you people do something?

It will be done, sir. Please have it. - No, thank you.

It is good, sir. Please take it. - Thank you.

Please come and have a seat sir.

Should I sit here? - Yes, we will talk a bit. Please come.

It is too hot today. - Doesn't matter, sir.

Such days do come in life. Everything will be all right.

We are there. When will we come handy?

I will get my job back. Isn't it?

I have heard. I mean.. I know that..

...you charge money to do all these works.

We should give you something for your teachings.

How can we take money from you?

But sir..

Our parents have a lot of hopes from us.

That Bantu and Chantu will bring eighty five percent.

Sir. Looking at his face, do you think..

...that he can bring eighty five percent marks?

No.

We don't want anything for ourselves.

Please fulfill our household member's wishes. Please.

No.. that is very risky. - Please..

There is progress in risk nowadays, sir.

Sir. Please don't think about it now. It is done!

Done? - Yes, sir.

Yes, you drunkard. I heard that you..

...raised your voice to the principal?

Stop your voice. Don't talk a lot. Understood?

Don't talk a lot. Just listen. - Why the hell should I?

Because I am a don, that is why.

But I have no brother.

You fool! I am the don from the L company.

And the person whom you insulted is my favorite person.

I respect him a lot.

He gave me an education from childhood.

He gave me love, and fed me. - Brother.. - And you!

See, this is a police matter. - Let it be!

Will he tell it to the police? Will he send me to the police?

Let him be. No guns. This is a public place.

Let go of me. - Didn't I tell you to let go of me.

I will put all six into the wretches brains,

He won't commit a mistake in his whole life.

But sir.. what is my mistake? See..

I am a married man with children.

If I have committed any mistake"

...please forgive me. I won't give"

...you a reason to complain henceforth.

Now you have come to the right line.

Tell me. Will you raise your voice to the principal?

No, brother, no.

Will you chuck him out of the college? - No!

Won't you give him a raise? - No.

Sorry.. yes, brother yes.

Yes. Keep the phone now. - He is torn!

Now the principal will have to do that eighty five for us.

I tell you.

If he cries a lot, we will compromise"

...in eighty or eighty two. - Yes. It will work for me.

But a sixty percent for you, isn't it?

You.. where are you running off too?

Sardesai.. Sardesai..

Sir.. you are here? I'll vacate the bungalow right away.

Sir.. please forgive me. - No, please forgive me.

Forget whatever has happened.

Why are you hitting me with lime swathed in a shawl?

No.. please forgive me. - No. it is my mistake.

I troubled you a lot. I shouted a lot on you.

See.

Where does one get educated"

...and sincere people like you nowadays?

I know how far the college has progressed"

...when you have been it's principal.

Please forgive me. Please forgive me.

Please forgive me. - Please have a seat, sir.

No. You don't say no.

I will increase your pay in the next meeting.

Sister-in-law. You don't need to go.

Take this luggage back"

No.. no.. sir. Please have a seat.

Bring some water. - No. I can sit. Nothing's happened to me.

I don't know whether my daughter has reached home.

Sardesai.. - Yes?

You will go to the college tomorrow, isn't it? - I will.

Please do this much for me. - Tell me.

Call up and tell them too. - I will tell them.

Please tell them. - Yes. Sir.

Them? To whom?

That trustee"

Yes. I talked in a high tone! I committed a mistake!

No. I have committed the mistake.

They weren't leaving each other's feet! What a scene!

Hey.. hey..

You shouldn't make fun and she is my friend.

WOW!

Should I tell you something? I was with her all night yesterday.

She was on me sometimes, I was on her sometimes.

And the whole night"

I forgot to tell you.

That Dipali from the first year was..

"Waiting for you in the library. - What are you saying?

Right now.

You go, she must be waiting for you.

Hey.. who is this Deepali?

Who knows who she is.

He was boring us here, I sent him away!

I tell you. This Jhaadi brags without any need.

And he throws castles in the air.

I had seen this girl yesterday night.

She was in Rani and Sheena's hostel.

I have such an idea to shake this Jhaadi up..

...that he will never ever come to the college.

Tomorrow..

He has come. That Jhaadi has come.

Remember that formula thirty six.

What happened? - The library was closed.

She must have told it for tomorrow. Sorry.

Doesn't matter.

Forget it. Why are you fooling the poor boy?

What am I say is..

What were you saying about that Savi?

He is fibbing. - Why don't you just shut up?

You tell me. - I tell you. He can't do like this.

Have you thought Jhaadi to be a coward?

Yes. He is scared of girls.

Is it? And what if he brings Savi to you?

He cannot do like this at all.

See, Chantu. You don't challenge me.

Do you bet? - Yes. I place a bet. - Okay.

Come to the canteen tomorrow evening.

And Dines will come with Savi to the canteen too.

And in your presence and everyone else's presence"

...he will give Savi a cup of coffee with his own hands.

Why, Dines, are you ready?

Say yes. Say yes. You shake hands. - Yes. Yes.

Hey. The bet is done. The bet is done.

Come on. It is late for the college.

We will meet now. Tomorrow evening. Tomorrow evening.

I am Bantu. This I Chantu. - Hi..

Here you are. Please take these sweets.

For what? - Please take it first. - Thank you.

Congratulations. We have heard that..

...your engagement is fixed with Dines?

He? Who looks like a thief?

See. I don't know how he looks like.

But his intentions. Yes. - I hate him.

Hey. Then Dines did very bad.

What do you say? - Yes.

He spread he rumor in the college"

...that Savi's engagement has been fixed with him.

Oh my God!

And we distributed sweets in the whole college.

Oh my god! - He's been very unfair to you.

I will hit him with shoes. - Take these sweets.

You please don't do like this. The college"

"shouldn't be disrepute in public.

I will do like this.

We will send him to your room tonight.

Then you hit him with shoes, kicks, whatever you want.

He is.. all yours.

Okay. Let him come. I will teach him a lesson.

You are with us. Isn't it? Come on. Nitin.

Get the camera quickly. Come on.

I want the cable connection in the whole campus.

Hey! I will put it in the whole of India!

Dines.. all the best.

Good luck. Good luck.

Thief! Thief!

No.. I am Dines. I am Dines. Please don't shout.

Otherwise all of them will wake up.

How did you dare to come into my room?

I'll tell you. I'll tell you! My mother! I'll tell you!

By the way, what do you do daily at this time?

Why? - No. I just asked you. You press well.

Thank you.

Did you want to tell me something?

Will you come to have coffee with me?

Don't come up. Don't come up.

Didn't I tell you I have a pain only till my knees?

Yes. I am sorry. Savi. I am sorry.

I will do whatever you tell me to.

But just say once that you will come to coffee with me.

Please..

Or else my seniors will make me half bald..

...they will blacken half my face and..

...make me wear a garland of shoes"

...and make me stand outside the college gates.

I cannot tolerate such a ragging. Please Savi.. please.

But I have a problem. - What?

I wash my clothes just once a week. - So?

Half the time in getting ready and the rest in drinking coffee.

So when will I wash the clothes?

I will wash the clothes. lam very good at this.

I am very good at this. You get ready.

Till that time, I will wash all your clothes.

The bathroom is there.

The work that I didn't do all my life..

...this girl has made me do it just like that.

You think that you are very smart, isn't it?

This is what you are worth!

Listen" - Yes?

Take the brush in the toilet too. - Yes. Surely.

Oh!

Dines, is it done? Quickly! I won't stay for long.

Yes it is done. - Come on.

Savi..

Whatever happened in the room right now..

...please don't discuss this with anyone, okay?

No. I won't. - Come on. - Don't touch me!

Why is there such a crowd in the canteen?

Hi! Guys, welcome. Welcome.

Hi, Savitri. I revere you now. - It is a style.

Yes. it seems that you will have me win this bet.

Hi! Qu _ HHYS!

Shut up! Shut up!

Come on. Please sit. Please have a seat.

Will you have some coffee? - Manager!

Give everyone coffee on Dinesh's behalf.

Thank you.

Who is it?

Tell him. Tell him.

Dines.. Dines..

MTV Bakra.. presented by..

Son.. take this coffee. I have made myself for you specially.

You will need it.

Friends.. attention please.

Our friend is on cable TV!

The whole Indian population has liked it a lot.

And they have demanded a replay.

Therefore.. we will show you this episode once more.

Savi.. you act too!

See what happens ahead. The hero is known to you too.

Thief" thief"

No.. I am Dines. I am Dines. Please don't shout.

Hey. This is our Dines!

You act! Congratulations. Congratulations.

This is not me.

How dare you come into my room?

I will tell you. I will tell you, my mother..

I mean my sister" I will tell you.

I swear I haven't done acting. This isn't me!

Can you come with me to drink coffee. Savi. Please?

When will I wash the clothes?

I will wash them. I am very good at this.

Hey!

You gave coffee to all of them! Who will pay me!

Who will pay me!

Hey, what are you doing here?

I need money.

Oh! The money hasn't come as yet.

You are lying to me? This mobile..

This can.

Didn't I tell you that I don't have money? Give it back.

Listen to me. If you lie to me..

...| will kill your husband's sister and trap..

...you in such a way, forget about Chaudhari's money..

...you will keep on kneading dough in the prison.

What?

On the day of the prayers to Goddess Laxmi..

...your in laws tried to burn you? - Yes.

And in our society"

...a woman chucked out of home has no respect.

After this incident, my neighbors"

"started giving me such dirty looks!

Therefore I came to Bombay.

I thought that I'd start life anew here.

And then I came to know you. We met a couple of times.

And I started liking you more and more with each meeting.

My heart started finding some peace.

But even here, my ill fated nest didn't leave me.

See.

Just yesterday, some rogue took me by my hand.

And he kept on insulting me. Everyone else just looked on.

Nobody helped me.

Till when will a destitute woman tolerate this injustice?

It's better to die than all this.

See.. please don't cry. I beg you. Don't cry.

I can understand your problem. See..

I am about to tell you something.

If you feel bad, please excuse me.

I propose.. whether you..

Please marry me.

See.. I will protect you. You don't believe me?

See. This ring. This ring is the symbol of my promise.

Made for each other.

I love you. I love you.

Give it to me! Come on!

Give it!

Pass the ball.

Hey.. what is happening to you?

You are drying up day by day. Why don't you take something?

Your father is so handsome and you are a sucked mango!

See. I am suspecting it now.

Were you two interchanged in the hospital?

Friends.. you are thinking of joking?

Since the time my Savi has gone"

...to Delhi after losing the fashion"

"show she hasn't come back at all!

And without her..

I don't have peace at night and comfort in the days.

All of it seems so empty and lonely.

Oh you sucked mango! She is coming in two days. - Really?

Yes. I had spoken to her over the telephone.

Please tell him something. - Friends..

Please do something for me. Chantu Bantu..

Please do anything but hook me up with Savi.

Hey you stick. You have become mad.

Okay. Come on. We will have your work done.

And in lieu..

You will have to give us a party in a five star hotel!

I will give you everything. But when will my work be done?

We should come here everyday.

She will come now. - She has come out.

What are these two cheaters doing here?

That is what we have come to tell you.

That our friend, Sharad. - Who? That blackish"

Stick! Oh no! - Please don't say like that.

If you knew what has happened with him.. you will cry.

What has happened with him?

Actually"

I won't be able to tell her. You tell her, please.

A few days after you left for Delhi..

...we came to know that he has AIDS.

See.. it is nothing like that. He had..

"Gone to take an injection to the doctor.

But he..

The doctor said that three days.

And then.. finished!

Do you know what his last wish is?

He wishes to take you for dinner.

Why with me? - Even I don't know.

Even the butcher doesn't refuse..

...the last wish of the one who is about to die.

You are his friend, isn't it? Isn't it?

Say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. - Yes.

She will go. She has said yes. Okay.

We will go and tell Stick. Come on, Chantu.

Our work is done. Even Stick will remember us.

And the suite and the five star party is waiting for us.

The camels have come under the mountain now.

What do you mean?

I mean.. we will teach these two such a lesson this time..

...they will remember it throughout their life.

This is specially for you, for your small and cute ears.

These earrings. - Thank you.

Why don't you have something?

Have this Pinacolada. Please.

Okay. Will you take wine or should"

...we celebrate our first date with champagne?

No. from today. You will speak and |..

Tell me. What will you have for dinner?

Italian or Chinese? Thai food is famous here.

Hello. Call the waiter up. Yes. - Why don't you sit down?

You will have trouble.

Oh! She is thinking about me from now.

It seems that it has increased" the hunger!

The poor boy. In a few days the people..

...will be scattering flowers on his deathbed.

Should I tell you the truth?

I still don't believe that you are sitting in my presence.

Even I cannot believe it. that you..

...will be living for just a few days now.

Savi.. I am muttering since so long.

Why don't you say something too?

Yours is ringing. - What? - The phone.

Hello? - Stick. Which hospital are you in?

Hospital?

Why? What has happened to me?

Stick" what is the need of hiding that you have AIDS?

AIDS!

And as it is, Chantu and Bantu have..

...told it all through the college that..

...you have a life of only about three months now.

And then.. there is a shadow of sadness in the college.

Me..

And therefore, Savi has come for dinner with you.

Even we wish to come to dinner with you.

We want to support you in every moment of your sadness.

Because after three months..

What nonsense!

I will teach these Bantu and Chantu..

"Such a lesson that they won't forget it ever.

You say anything. This five star is something else.

Mr. Bantu.. phone for you. - Me?

Second time.

Hello?

I am Stick here.

Stick, where are you? Are you drinking somewhere else?

And it seems that you have planned..

...to have us beat here. - Even you had planned.

To reach me till the cemetery.

I had AIDS, isn't it?

Hey.. he has come to know about the AIDS.

Hey.. who told you all this?

Rani and Sheena told me.

They are very intelligent girls.

Forget it. We are we. The rest are bland tea.

We will send them on a vacation in a snap.

Is it so?

Why are you giggling like girls?

Send us on a vacation later.

See and look around of Stick is there.

Or else, who vyill pay for your b|||?

This is Rani's voice.

And listen. Call for two more bottles of whiskey. - Why?

Because you won't be in your senses while being beat.

These two girls took nice revenge from us.

Bantu.. I am missing my mother. Can I leave?

Okay! So I will sit and be beat here?

I understand everything.

You are thinking of jokes? Think about something.

We have to give money for everything.

I am sure. You will get some idea or the other.

Since the time I have touched this curse"

...my brains have stopped working since then.

We will never touch it in our life after this.

Swear.

I swear.

Touch me and say.

I promise.

What dish is this?

Sir. This is your bill.

Oh! Money! No money!

Money is with Stick. Who has taken a holiday!

Style!

The litter bin? This Stick!

Oh! Is it you? I thought that it was a pig.

I won't spare you. Have you seen your face?

You seem like a monkey. I'd gone to a zoo once.

Height and body, all were just like you.

Even you have felt bad, even you have felt bad!

Don't hit me!

Bantu.. the rubbish can. Run!

Wait.. don't run..

They have bit us so hard.

What is this?

What are they doing in the college?

Give me your hand. Give me your hand.

Sheena.. tell me something.

The people who go to five star hotels..

...and eat and drink alcohol and don't..

...have money to pay the bill, what happens to them?

They are hit a lot. They are kicked, they are punched.

I have heard that they are made to wash utensils too.

And what is done to them finally?

Finally. They are thrown into the rubbish bin.

In the dust bin you know.

That's what I was thinking about.

As to what this stink was all about.

They do very bad. They shouldn't do like this.

But what can be done. Some people are so insolent..

...they don't change their antics at all.

Come on, we will wash our faces at least.

Oh! I had an intuition beforehand.

That you will have us beat one day.

Yes, so we do have to take small risks now and then.

Such a big risk! They beat us so hard! So hard!

Hi, guys! How was the party last night?

What is he doing?

Driver.. take the car. Come on.

This Sharad Stick is so lucky.

His father has such a big business.

He comes and goes in his father's Mercedes.

And when his education is over, a big office.

He will be famous and revered there.

And why only Sharad Stick?

All the boys of the college are lucky.

Yes. But what will happen about us?

What will happen about us? That same unemployment.

And if we do get any job then it will sales or clerks.

We will have to sell something door to door.

No, Bantu. Before I see all this, I will commit suicide.

Please think something up. Please think.

So that we should become rich over night.

Even I want to become rich, but idea..

I have one idea. - What?

You know that my father was a..

"Big good for nothing in his time?

Yes.

But he did one thing very good. - What?

He hooked my mother and married her. - So?

So what? If my father is settled today, it's because of mother.

The money, the house and the position.

All of it has been given by my grandpa.

So what do you want?

I want to repeat my father's history.

Think about it. You and me. Me and you.

Both of us marry some rich millionaire girls"

...who are the sole offspring of their fathers, how will it be?

It will be very good!

The girl and we get their father's money too!

Get lost. Wash your face first. And don't be so excited.

To make this plan a success we..

...will have to search for two millionaire girls too.

Don't worry about that.

Two unemployed..

I mean.. good husbands"

Should we start then? - Come on.

Look there.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

I saw you for the first time at the bus stop.

I fell Ir! love with you In a jiffy.

I am telling you the truth. Don't think it to be false.

Excuse me.

Yes, tell me. - I am married.

What is it? Look at the money.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

I saw you for the first time at the air port.

I fell Ir! love with you In a jiffy.

I am telling you the truth. Don't think it to be false.

Please try to understand me.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am a mother of two children.

Hey.. see there.

I am the king of the roads now.

I want a millionaire girl though.

Who will have tens of bungalows.

I want to become her husband.

The one who will have processions.

And I will sit in that.

I will move around in foreign countries.

She should be the daughter of an NRI.

Where will I get such girls? Where should I search for them?

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

I saw you for the first time at the race court.

If ell in love with you at the counter.

I am telling you the truth. Don't think it to be false.

Excuse me...?

What is it?

My husband works in the police.

I don't care about the color. She is rich!

What can I do too, friends?

These are very expensive times!

I will become a GHAR JAMAI.

I will sit there and eat.

I will spend my father-in-law's money!

Where will they be? Such butterflies!

Where should I search for them?

We are not the widowers of Raniganj.

I am the unmarried person from Haryana. My name is Nainsukh..

You are the security chief of the Victoria girl's hostel.

Yes.

Where all the rich girls stay. - Yes!

You must know everything about them.

Yes. surely. surely.

That twenty four number one.. the one like the lioness.

She is very scared from inside!

You will just keep staring at her.

How do you know that?

It is a internal matter, therefore.

When we go to close the lights at night"

...you have to see who is doing what.

We have to see it through the key holes. It is our work.

But I will tell you one thing.

If you fall in the matters of these rich girls"

...you will remain a watchman like me.

He is ready.

I was hooked with the Thakur's daughter.

He let the marriage procession reach the outer house.

Then he told me to keep two lakh rupees.

Or else I won't let you marry Lajjo.

He knew very well that the person"

...who didn't have two rupees where..

...would be bring two lakh rupees from?

He insulted me in front of the whole public.

That day, just that day.

I rose from the marriage stage and..

"Came to Bombay in the marriage clothes.

See.. we have full sympathies with you.

But if you tell us the names of the sole millionaire girls.

...then we will arrange for your two lakhs.

Hey.. I can commit ten murders for two lakh rupees.

There are just two girls like this in the hostel.

Is it so? Who are they?

One is that Rani. Her father is a big businessman in Delhi.

And the second one?

The second is that one who speaks"

...half English within her Hindi. Sheena!

Her father is a very big computer mechanic in America.

Excuse me..

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

Excuse me..

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

I saw you for the first time in the theater.

If ell in love with you in the interval.

I am telling you the truth.

Please listen to me at least.

Excuse me? - Yes, please?

Please become my brother.

Excuse me..

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

Excuse me..

What is it?

I am crazy for you.

I saw you for the first time in a shalwar.

I fell Ir! love with you In a jiffy.

I am telling you the truth.

I think that you have understood.

We had tied you RAKHI just yesterday.

And you have come again to flirt with us again?

Aren't you two ashamed of yourself?

Actually, we thought a lot about it last night.

Finally, we came on a decision.

What?

He will marry my sister.

And he will marry my sister.

If we don't have you rusticated from the college, you will see!

Bantu! What a scene!

I wish I could turn female for a while..

And cling to the girls to have a bath!

Stop thinking about them. Think about Rani and Sheena

Or else, instead of bathing with them..

You'll be left handling their bikinis

Bantu, I can't figure out anything

We guys are so straight. - Like the round sweet

Who's going to tell Rani and Sheena? - We will

Know what?

Let's go in drag and gain admission in the girls' hostel

We'll feed them so many tales of Jhantu..

...and Bantu's love affairs.

That they'll fall in love with us

Let's fill their hearts with love for Jantu and Bantu!

We'll get married and turn millionaires

We'll then take responsibility"

...of their father's vast business.

On our able shoulders. - Who'll give us admission"

in the ladies' hostel? - Tell you what?

Go into the ladies' changing room..

...and pinch a couple of I-cards

You got me beaten up by the guys at Taj and your father

You want the cops to beat me up now? - So I'll pinch it

Just man the door. C'mon

What a beautiful girl!

Show me yours.. which girl's I-card have you stolen?

This one looks like an eunuch. - Keep it. It suits you

Shut up, he's kidding

We need 15000 rupees for the admission in the girls hostel

Where will we find it? - Where else?

Look, our financier's right there.

We already owe him 9000 rupees. - So he'll give us 15,000 more

Just remember the good word. Come on

Hi Manager! How are things? All first class?

Won't you ever think beyond writing all the time?

Sure, I have. If you don't pay my 9000 rupees..

I'll report you to the principal. - See? Isn't he petty?

Didn't I tell you as much? - This is too much, manager

I have fancy dreams for you. And you're worried about 9,000

Dreams? What dreams?

About this rotten hang out? The stinking clothes"?

Yes, I'll build a 5-star hotel!

Jhapatmal International.

Owned by Jhapatmal Phatphatia

Don't yell at me, Bantu. I'll lose my cool, okay?

So we'll see" - No fighting, guys

Drink this.. and what were you talking about?

Drink it up

The two of us have drawn up a plan, manager

There are millions to be made

The truth is that..

...we have ensnared a couple of filthy rich girls

They're solid parties. They have 250 million each

250 million each"? - Not itch!

The problem is that we'll have to put up..

...with the girl's snobbishness. - Till we are actually married. - Oh yes

We need money for that. - Two arrogant rich girls!

He can't do it. - Quiet, guy. You speak

If you can bear the expenses till we are married..

If you're willing to finance the entire project.

We'll give you a third share.

No matter how conservative you are...

you still make 100 million! - Why give him a share?

Pay him interest and get rid of him. - I've given him my word

Don't mess with me in everything. - I'm not with you in this

Hush.. he has already given me his word

Can he invest the money right now? - You think he's broke?

How much do you need? Tell him! - Do you have 20,000 ?

20,000? Is that all? How much are you carrying, manager?

I've got 15,000. - Out with it

When will you pay the rest? - He's a real scoundrel

Oh yes, a thorough scoundrel! - I'll handle him

We owe Chandu, the betel-seller, 5000 rupees.

You pay him that money - I'll pay him

Conned you

Shut up

I wanna man, tonight.

We want admission

I'm from Delhi. - I'm from Punjab

I'm good at mimicry too. I can imitate all film stars

How about you? - I watch TV

10,000 rupees. - Sure

Whom must I pay it to? - Well, to me

Rules and regulations of our hostel

You can't leave the hostel after 10 p.m.

And you're not allowed to bring boys into the hostel

No fights and scandals

If you have any problem, tell me about it

Whom will we tell, if not you?

The bloody voyeur! - Did you say something to me?

Where is our room?

It's on the ground floor. Room No 10

Give us the corner room on the second floor

Sure, you have it. Room No 210 on the second floor

What happened? - Actually we're new to this city

Please introduce us to some girls

Let me see your hand. - I can't be your brother!

It's a friendship band we tie on friends

Really? And we normally embrace on this day

Who does she think she is? She's so snobbish"

this girl who has just joined the college

She's a haughty one, friends

So let's teach her a lesson

Stop, Look!

Get cracking! They're watching. - Slowly does it.. it's a wig

I know. Let me kiss you

You look great ever since you're in drag

The second kiss is going to cost money. - I'll hug you now!

It's poking me! - So let it poke you

I'm getting the feel of a woman! - I'm going to slipper you!

What else are you going to do? - Lay off!

Say you love me..

What were you doing with Chantu from our college?

Chantu's my boyfriend. - What?

He's the biggest flirt and cheat of them all

A first rate fraud. - Oh no

When I came to your college once, he was drunk and started"

"following me

I was running all over the place. And later I got to know..

Where were you all day? - At the hotel

With him? - Oh yes

He could've taken advantage of me, if he wished to

But we only kept looking at each other

After a little while, he took my hand in his..

letting his hand run over to my shoulder

He brought his face to my hair and..

Your heart is pounding, isn't it? - Yes

So was mine. Know what he did to me? - What?

In my ear, he whispered" I love you

That's how his voice was. So masculine, isn't it?

Whom were you with? - With Bantu

Is this how love happens?

Is there Spring in the gardens? - Yes, there is

I'm in love with you. Say it. - Yes, I am

We're going to romance out in the open

We're not going to be scared of the world

He took me to the disco and held me in his arms

We kept dancing"

I'm feeling giddy

Leave me alone! - God!

I don't want to hear about your boyfriend

Go to your rooms. - Let's go to the room

Let's go. I'll tell you the rest of the story in the room

Let's go

I was so sleepy, I left the door open

They're all shut. Keep a door open for me, someone

Let's see what they're up to

Rani.. - Yes?

Do you think Bantu and Chantu must really be so romantic?

Forget it. And we also have to go collage.

Ok, Let's go for sleep, At least wear the night gown.

Please fasten this hook.

Rani hurry up.

Forgive me, Baba..

I can't control myself!

Get me married soon. My heart asks for more!

I've got marks on my back!

I'm sick of sticking lemons to my chest

Think of the things the poor girls have to wear

They go through so much

Call out. - Who is it?

I'm taking a bath. - I'm bathing too!

God! They're bathing together. - Let's go in

Looks like they're here. - We'll wait right here

Hey she is removing her blouse.

I knew it! You'd sink me some day!

I won't be able to save you if you kill me.

Grab and towel and let's go

What are they doing in there?

Our lemons! - Why've you eaten up the lemons?

So what if we've eaten them up? - Nothing" they were sour

We found them sweet

We didn't taste them. We just stuck them

Any work? - Yes, we were gomg out shoppmg

We thought we'd take you girls along. - We can't go with you

We've got to go shopping for something else

For what? - We've got to buy notes

Raj, lemons are going to be expensive everyday

So what are we going to do?

Give me a ball, mister

Mister, we need a tennis ball

That won't do. - Take this. One free on two

Let's go. Hurry up - Get in. Quick

Hurry up, sit on the lap, fast.

Bobby is feeling hot.

They must be waiting for us at the theater

Out

What are you doing here? - You're here to watch the movie

And I'm here to witness your farce. - What nonsense!

I don't meet you nowadays. You don't even take my calls

Let's go out. I've got to talk to you. - I can't come

Come on. - What Insolence is this?

Let go of my hand! - Let her go!

Where's your shop? - Shop? What shop?

You look like a whore. So where's your dig?

What's the problem, brother?

It's such a nice movie and you're saying such dirty things

Slut! Am I your brother? - But I'm your sister

Mind your own business. - One minute..

Come here and watch the movie, madam

Come.. let go of her

So you think I'm public property?

This is not a private property, Don't fool around.

Where do you think you're gomg, whore!

Police!

Whore!

This is style"

What's life...? It's all about style

Girls could die for my love

Do not make enemies with my buddy

Take a side profile of my muscles

It's a ten-kilo punch" here you go

This is style"

What's life...? It's all about style

What are you doing?

If the girl sees you, it'll ruin everything

Really? Tomorrow is a valentines day.

So we can swing it our way

I have an idea too. But we'd need money for that

So let's take it from the manager. - Oh yes!

No! I can't give you guys anymore money

I have already paid you 80 thousand, Now I don't anything to pay.

You're going to be the loser

It's your money. Why must we bother?

We'll find another partner

Get lost.. go! - Wait here.. wait

Go away

How much more do you need? - 10,000

This mush! I can't.

Tomorrow's Valentine's Day

They're rich girls.

We must gift them at least 2000 each, mustn't we?

2000 and 2000 makes 4000. What will you do with the rest?

10 has to be given to fatso.

She's better off than we are

There come Chantu and Bantu. - What are they doing here?

Have you seen Reshma and Rosa?

They've been out since this morning

It's okay, they must've gone out for some urgent work

We'll wait for them

Where have all the girls gone?

It's Valentine's Day.

They must've gone out with their boyfriends

Look

I'm glad we brought some sandwiches and Pepsi.

We'd have been dead by now

Oh yes, they're taking too much of footage

They're coming

It's 5 hours and they still haven't left

What an intense love! - It's working" they're coming

Have they returned?

It seems they won't come so soon.

How long will you wait?

Even waiting for them is fun

Listen to this.

He's been saving for six months to buy this suit

So he wants it to last longer. - How about you?

He hired this car for 5000 rupees.

He wanted to take them out in a Siera - So what?

In that case, go ahead and enjoy yourselves

We had elaborate plans with them

We had planned a long drive on the Mumbai-Pune expressway

We had even planned to eat VADA on the way

We then wanted to take them shopping and even bought 4..

"Tickets to a movie

Two on each side. So there won't be a clash

Forgot Marine Drive? - Of course"

we planned to go there later. Have you been to Marine Drive? - No

It's all lit up. With arms entwined..

We enjoy the cool breeze and go on walking

Hey it's evening, we have to eat something.

Oh yes, dinner comes after that

A candle-lit dinner at a 5-star hotel. - Followed by..

We had planned to drop them at the hostel at 1 a.m.

We've hired the car only till midnight

Can nothing be done about the program anymore?

Our plan has failed

Come, let's go

What do we do with the roses? - Let's ask them

What do we do with the roses?

Rani.. - Yes?

Can't you go to sleep either?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I love this rose

I love my rose too

Reshma, Bantu left this rose and a letter for you

Really? Read what he writes

You want me to read your letter? - Why not?

You're going to write love-letters to someone some day

Dear Reshma" - Skip the first line

Read out the last four lines to me

At 5 this evening, I will wait for you at Lovers Park..

Under the gulmohar tree. Yours Bantu.

What are you doing this evening?

Why? You want me to go there? - Please!

Go and tell him that I'm ill

You look hale and hearty. Are you making him pine?

Oh no, I have a date with..

...the manager of the hostel this evening

You leave a good boy like Bantu and go on a date with that..

...old fossil?

Such good boys write long love letters,..

But they only want to have fun

And the manager gives me a gift every day

I didn't expect this from you. I'm leaving!

Tell him that I'm ill - I'll tell him

She's not seriously ill, is she? - No

What's wrong with her? - It's just a fever

Goddess Mother, protect my Reshma from serious diseases

Save from viral fever.

I'll walk barefoot to Your temple, Mother

You love her so much?

Much more than that

Know what Reshma means to me? - What?

For me, Reshma's an ocean of love

Oh yes. And the manager must be taking a swim in her right now

Reshma is the torch of love that will never go out

When you get to know the truth, you'll raze yourself to ashes!

She's a Goddess of love. She can only be worshipped

You're suffering from illusions! - What?

Reshma isn't an ocean of love. She's an ocean of greed

She's a torch of selfishness

She's the symbol of infidelity

I can't here anything about my Reshma.

Can't you here. Go and see for yourself...

Reshma's dancing away the blues with the old manager at..

...Bikini Club

No!

Wait, Bantu..

What sin have I committed?

Wait, Bantu..

God help me.

Buntu, are you okay?

Say you've been lying, Tina! - No, it's true

Why does it always happen to me? Why am I betrayed thus?

Maybe you deserve the love of a better girl than Reshma

Whose...? - Mine

Yours? God!

I love you very much

Chantu, you're getting it all wrong.

How am I going to explain it to you?

What right do you have to play with my life?

I have a problem, Chantu. I can't explain

What problem?

You're with me by day and with someone else in the night

He was my fiancee, Chantu. - Your fiancee?

She's lying!

You breakfast and lunch with me. And have dinner with someone else?

She's exposed!

You promise to marry me and marry someone else

I thought you were a Goddess. But you're a snake in the grass!

Chantu, I can't take a step against my parents' wishes

But I'm going to kill you! - Kill you!

I'll smash your head. I'll break your legs

I'm going! To look for true love

Don't kill yourself! I implore you in the name of our love!

Don't even utter my name with your filthy lips!

Chantu, I can give you true love after my marriage

What difference does it make who you are?

You're misunderstanding me, Chantu.

I'm not that sort of a girl

What sort of a girl are you then? - Just like the one you want

Know something? I've still preserved your red rose in my book

Every girl says that and later shows her true colours

Don't say that, Chantu

Please listen to me.. Or else, I'll start crying

No, don't cry..

Come on

What a babe! What a body!

I mean, what a couple you make. And you're making her cry?

Moron! Take her hand! Your life will be settled

She's a millionaire.. I mean, she's rich at heart

Do you understand?

Since you insist, I agree

Come on!

You also come.

I have you and my times have turned colourfuul

It's like a new rose has blossomed in the garden

My love..

You don't know..

Your beauty has me intoxicated

Love, love, love.. I might fall in love

A catastrophe might occur

How do I explain my state nowadays..

I have a strange feeling that I'm lost somewhere

My heart is lost too

And I'm restless

Is this love...? It's all so crazy

My love, you don't know..

My state is somewhat like yours

Love, love, love.. I might fall in love

A catastrophe might yet occur

You touch me..

And roses blossom in my heart

In your eyes, I find my world

There are many beautiful girls"

...but there's no one like you. .

You are the one I have always desired, my love

Thank you, my love..

In your heart, I have found a place

My love, embrace me..

I'll have the earth and the skies

Love, love..

Doomsday..

Love, love..

Doomsday..

Let's ask the manager one last time. - How much?

10,000. - Why 10,000?

Make it 15,000. It's the last time. - Really?

So let's go for it

Will you give credit to anyone again?

What the hell is all that? Clean it properly!

I'm doing it. Don't scold me

Where's the manager"? - Fatso!

Out of the way

Manager? You? - Whom did you call fatso?

Where are you running away with my shoes?

Let's go into the caves"

come, let's sin

The poor manager had a rough time. Bad stars, I guess

Forget Saturn, all planets were against him.

They were against Rani and Shina as well.

Just don't ask how fed up I have got with these clothes.

Let's do away with this burden tomorrow

As Rosa and Reshma, our plans have succeeded

We've scored with the girls

So let's put an end to this story about Rosa and Reshma

How will we do it? - Simple. These clothes and all..

The ladies-wear we've got, we'll dump it in the lake behind..

...the hostel

End of the story

Hey what's the matter?

- I don't know where he goes away

Oh yes. Nice place you suggested

I'm sick of these clothes! - Let's strip right here

And how do we go home? - I've brought shirts and trousers

From the station, we'll call the manager

Manager, my engagement has been fixed

I'm returning to my village

Let me put a coin first. Now go on

Manager, my step-mother is dead. I'm going home, may I?

End of the story

What happened? - Where are you going?

For a swim. - Have you girls gone mad?

They've released water from the dam. There's a swift current

Let's go. Come on. - Stupid girls

What will we tell your mothers if you drown?

Nothing. Her mother will be glad she's dead

Know what? Give me the bag and go ahead for the swim

They're leaving with our bag! - Run!

Get them!

Where's your wig? - Yours is WIG too

Let's have some fresh air - step back

Step back.

Rosa.. where's Rosa? - And where's Reshma?

We don't know. Were they with you? - We saw you drowning"

and jumped in to save you

They haven't drowned, have they?

What will I understand if all of you speak together?

So these two girls were drowning. To save them..

Two other girls jumped into the waters and drowned

We had planned to send him his home town.

Poor girls have drowned

What were their names? - Rosa and Reshma

She was with us in the collage hostel.

Which college were they studying at?

Rajhans College? How's that possible?

Get me the First Information Report of the case

How could Rosa and Reshma drown?

They've been murdered

They've been living in our hostel for the past several months

When did they move into the hostel?

It was on the Friendship's Day.. the 1st of August

And they were murdered exactly one day before that

On the 31st of July

Which means..

There were other girls living"

...under assumed names at the hostel?

Probably they are the ones behind the murder

We've had it!

What's your name? - Ram Bahadur

How long have you been working here? - 5 or 6 years

At what time did those girls normally return to the hostel?

At about midnight. - Madam, we found some...

men's clothes and shoes.

Obviously, there were some men staying with them

Forget night-time"

...boys aren't allowed here even during the day

One moment

Perhaps it was boys living here in the disguise of girls

And what's that? - Gifts, we found in their room

What...? - Nothing

Show me that

I presented it to Chantu. - And I gave that to Bantu

Which means they're Rosa and Reshma

Greedy killers! - Lies!

To turn millionaires overnight, you played with our emotions!

Isn't that greed? Didn't you do that to make your plan work?

You've killed 2 innocent girls. Aren't you murderers then?

Now look; we played a joke on you by pretending to be Rosa..

...and Reshma

But it was not our objective to play with your emotions

We don't even know Rosa and Reshma. So how could we kill them?

How many more lies will you speak to hide one falsehood?

How are we going to convince you that we're innocent?

All right. If you guys are really speaking the truth..

We'll give you a break

What?

The two of you must leave town for good

Far away from the police and far away from our lives

That you have been living at the hostel as Rosa and Reshma..

We will not tell anyone. - No Sheena

We aren't running away like guilty cowards

Yes, we'll prove our innocence

Even if we have to lay down our lives

Why must you lose your lives when you can save it?

To live despite the two of you holding us in contempt.

Will be worse than death for us

We'll never do that. - All right.

Go ahead, if you wish to die. - And forget you ever met us

Will you only laugh? Won't you tell us your name?

I'm no widower from Raniganj

I'm an eligible bachelor from Haryana. The name is Nainsukh

Nainsukh, hello. What makes you call us?

You are my special friends. Men who keep their promise

What promise?

About the 200,000 Rupees. You'll have me married in style

But we haven't yet succeeded, Nainsukh

It's curtains for you already

I know that it was you at the hostel posing as Rosa and Reshma

He knows we played Rosa and Reshma! - Don't tell me!

I have this old habit of looking through the key-hole

I'm in-charge of security.

It's my duty to look into things like that

Now let's get to the point

At 5:30 tomorrow evening, I'm coming to Madh Islands

In the bridal attire

From there I go directly to Haryana, to my lady-love

So bring my 200,000 Rupees there

And watch out.

If my bride's palanquin doesn't come to my house...

your beir will sure leave your place. Okay?

He's asking for 200,000 to keep his mouth shut

Where will we find so much of money?

Having gotten so close to you, can't we guess how innocent you are.

We knew you guys are innocent

So why...?

We wanted to know is whether the men we're going to spend our..

...lives with. have the courage to face difficulties

To begin with, we must fix Nainsukh

He could pose problems for us

Leave that to us

Any one there?

No tension, Nainsukh. I've gotta meet my lady love

Where did those girls spring from?

No. She is taking wine.

I poured sweet lime juice in it

Look

Let's boogie

Let's get started

You mean the life to me, my love. Let me tell you that

My heart beats for you.. with youthful passion

You mean the life to me, my love. Let me tell you that

My heart beats for you.. I'm pining

My heart..

Takes you for life itself

So love.. - Make us your life too

Love rules my charm. My eyes ooze with love

I talk about love, there's love in my arms

Love here..

love there

Love keeps youthful passion alive

Love gives me a kick. Love gives you a kick

In love, let's fall. Let's have fun

Take love.. - Give us love

With love.. - take our love

I called you over because I overheard your conversation the..

...other night

The boys can stay with me till this problem is dealt with

You're doing us a huge favour by letting us stay here

We won't forget it all our lives

I know the two of you are innocent.

But we have very little time. .

...to prove that. And the cops can get to you any moment

We must do something before that..

...or we're going to land in prison

Think of something, please. - Must you depend only on me?

Were you born because I'm around?

Can't you use your own brains?

What will you gain by fighting?

Now tell me something. Those girls that were murdered..

What do you know about them? Who were they?

Where did they come from? Did they have any enemies?

You guys must know something about them, don't you?

We didn't even set eyes on them

But we have their purses. The ones we stole their I-cards from

Where is that purses now?

We hid them in the hostel room

Lot of important papers was in it.

The police have sealed that room

You must bring those purses here, come what may

There's no other way

It's done then.

Tonight, we'll go to the hostel and bring the purses

Constable" - Yes, madam?

Keep a close watch on the girls' room.

Nobody must get in there. -Alright.

What are you doing? Switch it off!

Found it at last. Thank God

To Reshma Chaudhary...

from Ram Prakash Chaudhary, at Tihar Jail

Dear Reshma, I write to tell you that your sister-in-law"

and her paramour are in Mumbai. Her lover frequents..

The Pritam bar every day and is a habitual drinker and gambler

Ramu Kaka who was here yesterday told me about it

Reshma, you know what an evil woman she is

She could do anything for the money

To usurp our property..

...she had us implicated in a false case. .

And had us sent to prison. I'm also told that her paramour..

Vikram, is found at the Pritam bar, drunk and gambling

Be careful of them. Your father - Ramakrishna

Looks like a gang of criminals

To look for Vicky, we must go to the Pritam Bar

You must

So what makes you remember me, street-hot?

Vicky, you killed Rosa..

...and Reshma despite my telling you not to.

In your greed for money, didn't you?

Fortunately, Chantu and Bantu were implicated

All right, I killed her. So what now?

Speak ahead. - You're talking sense now

Vicky, they've got to know a lot about you and me

They're going to Pritam Bar tonight to look for you

Take them to the junkyard some way..

...or the other, and finish them

If they live, they could prove to be dangerous for us

I know what you're getting at

Where will we look for Vicky in this crowded place?

Ever since you've trapped that old moneybags"

you want to throw Vicky out of your life!

Who told you about Bhagwat?

That is the truth!

You want to swallow the entire ocean and Vicky gets a few..

"Mugs of water?

I want 400,000 rupees. Right now!

I've lost 200,000 in gambling.

I want 200,000 to gamble some more

If you refuse to give me the money..

I'll telephone that old fossil and tell him everything

Do you get that? - Why are you getting angry, darling?

I'll come to meet you, of course

She messes with Vicky? She's seeing reason now!

She might fool the world under that garb of decency"

Looks like something is fishy. - Yes, we must follow him

Whore! She wants to live in high society"

and she wants me to do the killing!

You have refused to give Vicky the money, you bitch!

I'll kill you before the whole world!

She tries to con me?

I'll sell her in broad-daylight!

They'd spit at her face!

Bitch! She'll serve a sentence all her life!

She cons Vicky!

Where has he gone? - I don't know

He was here just now

These boys?

Bunty, run! - Follow them

Look, I trapped them.

Run! Hurry up!

Chantu! Bantu! Stop there! Halt, I say!

Halt! Else, I'll fire

Chantu, this way!

Where have they disappeared?

This ring looks like Sharad Kande's.

Remember, he showed it to us once?

Oh yes.. has Sharad Kande killed Vicky then?

I can't figure out anything.

Would Sharad Kande ever do such a thing?

I have an idea. - What?

Rani, Vicky has been murdered

What? Vicky's dead?

The police spotted us near his body

Give me the phone

Tell Rani this is no time to cry. And listen carefully to me

We found a ring in Vicky's hands..

We think it belongs to Sharad Kande

Sharad Kande? I don't believe this. - What happened?

They found a ring on Vicky's body. - Now listen to me

Somehow convey it to Sharad Kande..

That we're hiding at the lighthouse in Gorai..

And that we have the killer's ring with us

We're going to hand it over to the police tomorrow morning

Okay, stay at the lighthouse. We'll inform Kande

Why've you guys called us here? - If you think..

We're indeed murderers, you can hand us over to the police

By saying that, you've insulted our friendship

We know you are capable of small-time conning

But even if you were to kill someone in our presence"

we'll never believe it

We need your help to prove our innocence

Of course we'll help you. But what do we get in return?

What do you want?

A promise of friendship for life

I'm in trouble, Aslam

Get some of your guys together"

...and come to the lighthouse at Gorai

I'll explain later.. hurry up

Have Bantu and Chantu found the killer's ring?

We haven't told anyone except you, Kande

Right now, you are the only one who can help them

And where are Bantu and Chantu at this moment?

It's 6:30. We've got to be there by 7:00

Are the cables of the camera secure? - Yes, all secure

Give me the cassette

It's a new one, I hope? - Absolutely new

Madam, what brings you here? - Rani and Sheena told me that..

...you're waiting here for the killer

He could come here any moment. Go away!

Don't worry about us.

We've made all arrangements to trap the killer

What trap...? - Well, come with us

Look at this

We've hidden this video camera here.

It's connected to cable-tv

As soon as the killer arrives..

...we'll whistle a signal to Nitin.

And he'll switch on the camera. Like this

We'll talk the killer into revealing everything"

and Nitin will record all that. With the tape and the ring"

we'll hand him over to the cops. He was out to fool us

But we're going to outwit him. - Where's the ring?

It's with us. - Give me the ring

We must let you face the killer so we can escape

Shame on us!

We can't leave you here in this difficult situation, ma'am

Why did you pull that cable out? - Because that's my ring

Bhagwat gave that ring to me because he wanted to marry me

So how the ring land with Vicky?

When I killed Vicky, he grabbed my hand and the ring went..

...with him

He threatened to tell Bhagwat the truth about me

You? A murderer? What a thing to say, madam!

Are you fond of murder mysteries? - Let's kill time..

Till the killer arrives. So go on, madam. What happened next?

It isn't a story. It's the truth. - Really?

She'll now say she was the one who killed Rosa and Reshma!

No. - I told you, she's kidding us!

Forget it, madam. Why simply"? - They were murdered by Vicky

Vicky? That thug? - Yes

Your story's weakening here.

Why would Vicky the thug kill Rosa and Reshma?

Morons! Reshma was my husband's sister

God! This is the plot! About the letter!

The lady who sent her in-laws to prison"

...on a trumped up charge!

Whose husband died of the shock? Are you the same evil woman?

Yes. I'm the evil woman

Our respects, madam. - The story's good enough, madam

But why tell it in-camera? - What?

Oh yes. We have two cameras here. One of them, you unplugged

The other one, you just didn't notice

One's for the long-shot. And the other's for the close-up

In the camera for the close-up, you've landed in a tight spot!

Let's go. Hurry up!

Get that cassette out. Quick!

Let me get it out first. - Hurry up!

Quick!

Run!

Run with the cassette, Nitin. We'll handle them

Nitin, are you all right?

Wait!

Give me the cassette and the ring

Out with it

Give us your hand!

Save her!

Give us your hand, madam!

Let go of me.. let me go!

How can we let go, madam?

Death is better than a life in prison

Give us your hand, madam

We won't let you die like this

Save her!

Let go of me! I want to die. - We won't let you die like this

You've taught us so much, madam

So learn one final lesson

Don't ever make the mistake I've made

Thanks to Chantu and Bantu's dare-devilry..

A notorious gang is now behind the bars

We ought to be proud of them

Excuse me.. - What is it?

I've flipped for you

I saw you at the Pizza Hut for the first time

At MacDonald's, I fell in love with you

I'm telling you the truth..

Ask the guy who runs the eatery

Excuse me.. - You speak?

Call the priest soon

You'll be the end of me

When are we to bring the bridal procession?

For that, you must have a word with our daddies

Really? And where could we meet him?

What happens now?