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This is where it begins.
Two atoms of hydrogen bond…
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with a single atom of oxygen
to form H₂O,
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otherwise known as water.
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Then, if all goes well, the
temperature drops below freezing,
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the water crystallizes, and a
pretty brilliant thing happens.
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If you ask me, the miracle isn't how
each snowflake is perfectly formed.
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The real winter miracle is
what can happen afterwards.
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It's called a snow day.
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It's a day kids live for.
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Schools close, roads
disappear, grown men weep.
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My sister Natalie says anything
can happen on a snow day.
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This is the story
of one of those days…
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a day that changed the lives
of me and my family… forever.
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In Hawaiian, that means "The hands
tell a story."
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And these hands are saying
"happy, sunny fun time,"
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as even more unseasonably warm weather
wiggles its way into our area.
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Back to you, Phyllis.
Hot weather and a hot body…
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what more could you ask for?
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"Mahunna owi," Phyllis.
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We'll be right back with the story of a
Syracuse man who sued himself and won.
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"Mahunna owi"?
It means "kiss my butt."
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You were great. Relax.
I'm a meteorologist, Tina.
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Last time I checked,
meteorologists wore pants.
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Well, the last time I checked, we were
number three in a three-station market.
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Therefore, wear the skirt or
hit the bricks.
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Tom, I know this is hard
on your dignity.
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Unless we find a way to beat…
Chad Symmonz,
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hey, you wanna take a ride?
Come on. We're stuck.
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Climb aboard as we… whoa… dip
down underneath the clouds…
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for our exclusive Channel 10
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Three-D "dopeler" radar.
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It's doppler radar, you moron.
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From the top to the bottom,
from the side to the side.
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If you wanna wear pants,
get Chad Symmonz' ratings.
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Wow, would you take a look at that?
Right here in Syracuse…
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we're gonna be rockin' the
old casbah with… get this…
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Wow, 60 degrees!
Well, if you…
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If you can believe
it, here's today's wacky…
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We were in the middle of
one of those freakishly warm winters…
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That are pretty popular
among… well, freaks.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa!
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Meet principal Ken Weaver,
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the man who was number one on
every kid's winter hit parade.
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What?
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Man, oh, man of La Mancha!
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Principal Weaver?
You hit principal Weaver!
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Is that the
best you got? Is it?
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Well, how about this?
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♪ We're havin' a heat wave ♪
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♪ Oh, there's no snow for you ♪
♪ oh, there's no snow for you ♪
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♪ A tropical heat wave ♪
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♪ Nothin' but blue skies for me ♪
♪ oh, you're goin' to school ♪
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♪ Oh, you're goin' ♪
♪ to school ♪
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The guy's gettin' way too cocky.
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Look at him. He's rubbin'
our faces in it.
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Look at me! I'm an isosceles triangle!
Big target! Come on!
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That clam dip's gotta learn that
winter's not over till we say it's over.
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Quick, let's reload.
This man is askin' for it.
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That's it from
last year's stash.
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Guess we're out
until it snows again.
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If it snows.
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It'll snow.
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While Natalie worried
about the fate of an entire season,
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I had my mind on more…
Important things.
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♪ I see you floating by me ♪
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Her name was Claire Bonner.
Was I obsessed?
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Let's just say I know the exact number
of times she blinks per minute.
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Interesting. You see, that
particular dive was telling me…
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That she's looking for
a new love in her life.
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You know, someone bold,
fresh, sexy.
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Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit
on you if your hair was on fire.
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To people like her,
people like you are invisible.
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You guys think I'm invisible? Then I
guess she won't see me when I do this.
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♪ You do it for me ♪
♪ yeah, you do it ♪
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♪ Do it ♪
♪ that's how I know that you are mine ♪
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All right, so I'm invisible.
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But the day will come when Claire Bonner
will finally see just what she's been missing.
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♪ That's how I know that you are mine ♪
- Whoa!
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Yeah, she saw what she was missin'…
me, Hal Brandston, Mr. Smooth.
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Way to go, Brandston.
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My original idea was to
stay underwater until I died,
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but, luckily, the deep end
had other plans for me.
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It was destiny.
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Dude, just go over there and give her the
bracelet. I mean, this is your big chance.
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Don't you think I know that? I'm
just waiting for the right moment.
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Hey, babe, hop in. Everyone's
waiting for us at the diner.
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Go away.
Claire-bear.
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What is goin' on here? You won't
return my calls. You won't talk to me.
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I told you I needed some time to think.
What's there to think about?
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You're Claire Bonner, and I'm Chuck
Wheeler. We're America's dream team.
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Not anymore.
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What are you lookin' at?
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Huh?
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You have defied the
mighty meltar for the last time.
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Prepare to taste
the flame of justice, freon.
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How many times must I tell you?
It's doctor freon… doctor!
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Natalie? Hey, fangor! You
came here just in time.
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Glad you're here.
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What have I told you
about playing with these guys?
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They're not toys.
They're collectibles.
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It would seem your brother is
something of a nimrod, is he not?
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All right. That's enough
from you, Mr. freon.
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That's doctor freon.
Doctor.
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Seriously… hands off
the merchandise, okay?
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If I'm gonna sell these guys,
I've gotta keep them mint.
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Sell them? You can't. We're a team.
You can't split us up.
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Nats, teams split up
all the time. It happens.
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But who's gonna defend the universe?
The universe'll be just fine.
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No, it won't.
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Dad, is it ever gonna snow?
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Oh, I don't know, sweetheart.
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It's been tough lately.
Last year was El nino,
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this year it's… El sucko.
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El sucko… yeah.
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Randal, is that the way
we eat soup in this house?
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No, I'm sorry.
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No. He wants to swim with the sharks,
he's gonna lose a little blood.
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Uh-huh. Yes, I know.
That's wh…
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I-I've gotta go.
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I know I'm late again.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm a terrible mother.
I admit it. Right again.
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But I know that in your hearts
you'll find a way to forgive me.
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And you are…
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Randy, call security.
Yes, sir.
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That's funny. That's very funny.
Very funny.
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So, what'd I miss? I can fit my
whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
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Show mom.
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Wow. That's
dandy, honey.
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That's wonderful!
That's cool.
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This dollar
is yours if you let it ring.
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Please. Easiest buck
I ever made in my life.
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Oh, brother.
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So, how was, uh, everybody's day?
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Good.
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I'll be back in just a second.
Talk to me.
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I guess that phone call
must've been important.
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
♪ for a girl like you ♪
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♪ To come into my life ♪
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
♪ for a girl like you ♪
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♪ For a love that will survive ♪
♪ what are you doing? ♪
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What are you doing? I didn't
say you could come in my room.
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Just… get out of my room!
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Hi, nats.
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Hey, dad.
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Anything out there?
I think so.
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It's getting colder out.
The needle moved a little bit.
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Oh.
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That it has.
That it has.
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Maybe we got a little
low pressure headin' our way.
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Hey, guys, I'm goin' out.
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Good.
Why "good"?
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He's been acting
all weird lately.
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Well, he has a lot on his mind.
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You know, girls, and…
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Pretty much mostly girls.
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Is that why he's wearing
a girl's ankle bracelet?
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Could be. Could be.
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You know, boys Hal's age… they like to
experiment. Did you say ankle bracelet?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, it's perfectly normal.
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Oh, I forgot!
I brought you something.
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Mom gave me this when I
started out at the station.
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It's sort of
a good-luck charm.
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Maybe it'll work better for you.
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Cool. Thanks.
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Excuse me. Can you guys help out here?
It's stuck.
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You get the head,
I'll get the crowbar.
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♪ That's all right ♪
♪ that's okay ♪
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♪ You never loved me ♪
♪ anyway ♪
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Don't tell me you don't
see a pattern here.
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I mean, the bracelet,
the breakup,
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The fact that we're
both big fans of whales.
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Whales?
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Yeah, whales… nature's gentle giant.
What's not to love?
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Exactly. Hal, you're
starting to scare me.
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If you want to go out with someone, why
don't you go out with Patty krone?
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For some reason, she thinks you're cute.
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No, I can't go out
with a leg-jiggler.
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Besides, this thing with me
and Claire… it's destiny.
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Are you catching any of this?
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Oh, yeah. All right,
you want proof?
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Well, this is it.
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Okay, here we go.
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Breathe, breathe.
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Easy, easy.
Nice and easy.
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Who's the man? Who's the man?
You're the man. Come on.
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Let's go.
Keep it movin'.
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Well, here I come, baby, large
and in charge and totally…
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Invisible.
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Let me see.
No, you look totally…
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I wish it was this easy.
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What are you doing?
Daydreaming?
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Just catching snowflakes.
They taste good?
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Mm-hmm.
It's getting late. Come on.
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Scoot down. There ya go.
Tomorrow is a school day.
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Don't rub it in.
Love you.
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Sweet dreams.
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Night.
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Night, honey.
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You're on in two minutes,
Mr. sunshine.
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Whoa.
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That's not supposed to be there.
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That can't be right,
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can it?
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Snow, and lots of it, folks.
I wanna tell you something,
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this one almost caught us by surprise,
but we were right on top of it.
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This was a fast-moving little system
coming out of the jet stream…
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Down from Canada, colliding with the warm,
southerly flow we've been experiencing.
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I gotta tell ya, folks, this one
looks like it's gonna be big.
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Sno-o-o-o-w!
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With last night's record snowfall
grinding the Syracuse area to a halt,
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the national weather service has issued
a traveler's advisory for today.
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I'm sure you're wondering what's been
closed, so let's get right to it.
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The following are closed
FOR TODAY: Titan tool and die,
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the carousel mall,
the health barn,
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fromlin's corduroy shop,
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and, finally, the weekly poker
game at my house.
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That concludes the list of
closings for today.
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No, they can't do this to us.
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Oh, and I forgot one.
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All schools are officially closed
for a snow day.
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No school. No school.
No school!
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Whoo! No school.
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Snow day.
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Snow day! Snow day,
snow day, snow day!
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Snow day!
Anything can happen, Hal!
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Oh, no.
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No matter how
brave you thought you were,
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just hearing his name could make
you wish you lived in Florida.
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Snowplowman!
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To adults he was just some creepy guy
with a plow named "darling Clementine."
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But to us,
he's a snow-day assassin,
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a man in serious need
of a good flossing.
235
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,403
Legend has it
his tire chains are made…
236
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:08,206
From the braces of kids
who didn't get out of his way.
237
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,643
They say the only
thing his heart really loves…
238
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,746
Is his bird, Trudy.
239
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:22,287
Run for your lives!
240
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,663
No-o-o-o!
241
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,840
I really don't like him.
242
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,409
He's not a fun guy.
243
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,011
He's gotta be stopped… Today.
244
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:50,349
What do you say, hal? We said this
was gonna be the year, didn't we?
245
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,519
Uh, nats… the prize… the
legendary second snow day.
246
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,957
Think of it, Hal… two in a row.
We've never had two in a row before.
247
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,927
Sorry, but there's
somethin' I gotta do.
248
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,963
"Claire Bonner"?
Who's she?
249
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,300
Just this girl. You don't know her.
Wait a second.
250
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,336
You're gonna waste a snow day
on some girl?
251
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,406
Look, tomorrow everything
goes back to normal.
252
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,442
And when it does, I'll just
be one of a million guys…
253
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,345
Wishing that Claire Bonner
was their girlfriend.
254
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,714
But today,
maybe I can change that.
255
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,450
But we're a team.
Yeah, and we always will be.
256
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,986
But I gotta go solo today,
all right?
257
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,857
That's okay.
I don't need you anyway.
258
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,527
Oh, come on, mom.
Give me a break.
259
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,463
There's no way I can stay home. It has
nothing to do with giving you a break.
260
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,934
Okay, that's a good idea. We'll
leave Randy here by himself.
261
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,579
Briefcase… check.
262
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,082
Commuter mug… check.
263
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:01,086
Lucky troll doll… check.
264
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,989
Look out, Asian
carbonated beverage market,
265
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,526
here comes trouble.
266
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,981
Don't worry mom.
There'll be other work days.
267
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,951
I didn't feel too bad.
Mom may have lost the chance…
268
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,655
To swim with the sharks, but she
gained a little quality time.
269
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:42,995
Clean mommy's coat.
Good. Okay. Okay.
270
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,636
As for me…
271
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:55,141
Well, I stood on the threshold
of a brave new world.
272
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:15,160
Winter wonderland, my butt!
273
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:20,532
Hey. Beautiful day, isn't it, Mr.
Ogelthorp? Oh, give me a break.
274
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:24,770
"Neither rain nor sleet nor…"
what's the last one, Mr. hebert?
275
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,941
Everybody
makes fun of the mailman.
276
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,629
Oh, great.
That's just great.
277
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:55,534
Well, at least I can see
the outline of my car…
278
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,904
My own little blue car.
279
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,473
Today is really,
280
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,709
Really… shapin' up.
281
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:28,100
If you kids think…
282
00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:30,937
Because I'm not…
283
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,174
You kids wanna play rough?
284
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,544
I invented rough!
285
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,247
I… agh!
286
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,786
Must… muster the courage…
Of ten principals.
287
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,622
Must get home.
288
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:54,226
I… agh!
289
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:56,696
Ooh… now!
290
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,039
No. No. No-o-o-o!
291
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,277
No-o-o-o!
292
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,780
No-o-o-o!
293
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,219
You've got the reflexes of a dead cow.
Oh, yeah?
294
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:25,257
But yet it would seem that it is I who
has the oxygen-depriving sleeper hold.
295
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,291
Okay. Okay!
296
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:29,561
You win.
297
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:34,299
Hey, I wonder if in Hawaii, instead
of snow days, they have "lava days."
298
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:38,304
Yeah, I heard in Los Angeles they get
off on bad hair days. I heard that.
299
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,806
Hey, you know,
300
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:47,679
the problem with snow angels is that you
can never make an absolutely perfect one.
301
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,683
There's always gonna be that handprint
you make when you climb out.
302
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,686
Come here.
303
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:59,824
Not always.
It's perfect.
304
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,827
It sure is.
305
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,298
Come on.
306
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:09,901
Hey. Hey, you know
what we can do today?
307
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,737
Start an avalanche!
308
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,839
I've got a bracelet to return.
309
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,642
No. No, no.
Come on, Lane.
310
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:20,979
This snow day happened for a reason. It's
given me a second chance with Claire.
311
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,949
Hal, what do you think
she's gonna do?
312
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,018
Hug you to her chest, lick
your ear and call you "bunky"?
313
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:30,155
Okay, fine. Maybe you don't
believe in true love, but I do.
314
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:34,726
Oh, is that what you think it is?
Man, you're dumb!
315
00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:38,730
Love isn't about fate and
magic bracelets and destiny.
316
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:44,869
It's about finding someone you can stand
to be around for ten minutes at a time.
317
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,706
You're a real romantic,
you know that?
318
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,841
This is gonna end in flames.
319
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,077
Come on, Lane.
Have a little faith.
320
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,713
It is a snow day.
321
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:59,684
♪ Come on, come on ♪
322
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,754
♪ All right ♪
♪ come on ♪
323
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,656
♪ Come on ♪
324
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,958
♪ Say ooh-la-la, sasson ♪
325
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,929
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ say ooh-la-la sasson ♪
326
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:14,933
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ say ooh-la-la sasson ♪
327
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,669
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ say ooh-la-la ♪
328
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,838
What do you guys think you're doing?
329
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,173
Chet's trying to break
his all-time record.
330
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:27,879
Ah, man, you blew it! I thought I
told you guys to lay down the rug.
331
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,216
We will. I thought this was
supposed to be a day off.
332
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,753
Wayne, I'd be careful about
eating too much of that stuff.
333
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,221
Yeah, man.
334
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:39,124
With all those layers you're wearing,
if you had to go to the bathroom…
335
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,994
I don't know. It could be close.
336
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:47,665
All right!
You brought meltar!
337
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,135
So where's his faithful
sidekick, fangor?
338
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:54,706
Chasing some girl.
Don't even ask.
339
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,742
So, what's our quest today?
340
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:02,247
You know what meltar says.
"Listen to the wind!"
341
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,788
That's not the wind.
342
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,977
Snowplowman.
343
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,721
Come on, move it!
344
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:50,095
I don't know about this. Couldn't
we just go back and make a snowman?
345
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,731
No way. This is the year Hal and I
said we're gonna take him down.
346
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:58,303
Well, Hal's not here,
so… snowball, now.
347
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,940
What do ya need? I got your standard
"slushball" … always dependable.
348
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:07,011
The ever-popular "moonball" … the
last thing he sees is you moonin' him.
349
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:10,949
I've got the jelly-filled
"snownut"…
350
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:14,786
And this one…
It speaks for itself.
351
00:29:14,787 --> 00:29:19,925
Gimme the "snownut." Aw, man!
I gotta whiz!
352
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,944
It's now or never.
353
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,947
I'll go with "now"!
354
00:29:58,197 --> 00:29:59,398
Oh, wow.
355
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,836
Run!
356
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:42,073
Put some oomph into it,
Wayne-o!
357
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:46,211
No! Don't leave me here!
358
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,446
I don't wanna die
with my pants down!
359
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,219
Hey, if you can't hunt
with the big dogs,
360
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,487
you better sit
on the porch with the pups!
361
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:03,896
Come on, you guys!
Go! Run!
362
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,132
Come on, Chet! Go, go!
I'm goin'!
363
00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:11,069
Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
364
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:19,144
Man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
365
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,336
I can't believe this.
366
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,606
The office is closed down,
and you make me come to work.
367
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:52,176
I had to walk the whole way.
368
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:56,414
Look at my toes… they're
frozen, like tater tots.
369
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,183
Nona, honey, what was
I supposed to do?
370
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,352
I am completely snowed in here.
371
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:04,188
Laura, everybody else is takin'
the day off. Why can't we?
372
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:06,524
Because we have worked too hard
and too long…
373
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:09,627
To let a little snow get in the
way of a 42% global market share.
374
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,929
Come on, it'll be fun.
375
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,266
Now, the first thing I need is
the quarterly earnings report.
376
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:20,239
The first thing you need is a
stun gun for your kid. Mmm.
377
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,243
I'll call you back.
378
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,414
Randy, Randy, honey.
Randy, sweetie. Honey, honey.
379
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,417
Is that any way to treat your head?
I'm gonna go outside.
380
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,386
Mrs. huffner lets us
go outside school.
381
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,722
I know, honey, but remember
what mommy said?
382
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,426
The second her work is done
we'll go outside. Okay?
383
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,571
Tell me a story.
384
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,507
Okay.
385
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,543
Okay, okay.
386
00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:02,213
Once upon a time,
387
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:06,684
in a land far, far away,
there lived a little prince.
388
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:11,622
Mrs. huffner tells us the story
about the pokey little puppy.
389
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,727
I see. Well, mommy
doesn't know that story.
390
00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:19,263
Can Mrs. huffner do…
This?
391
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,703
Mrs. huffner brings in
the real donkey.
392
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,539
Uh-huh. Well,
393
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,743
did Mrs. huffner give you that paint set
for your birthday a whole week early?
394
00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,679
Hmm?
It's on mommy's bed.
395
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,617
Yeah! Yeah!
396
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,453
Take that, Mrs. huffner.
397
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:49,727
Come on! Take
a ride on my sled.
398
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:57,502
- Hey, principal Weaver.
- Hey, kids!
399
00:33:57,503 --> 00:34:00,471
Enjoying your day off?
I know I sure am.
400
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,741
Gotta go.
401
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:08,312
I 'm… taking… names!
402
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:12,049
I wonder what people are going to say when
they hear about Claire falling in love with me.
403
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,620
I know what Chuck is going to say…
"prepare to die, waste case."
404
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:20,458
Chuck? He had his chance.
Today she's all mine.
405
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,494
♪ Baby ♪
♪ how can you doubt my love ♪
406
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,464
♪ When you're the reason ♪
♪ I'm smilin' ♪
407
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,669
Claire!
408
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,477
I love you, Claire.
I wanna stroke your hair.
409
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:45,683
- I love you, Claire.
- It's like… "Claire-stock."
410
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:58,129
Bill, what are you doin' here?
Word gets around, dude.
411
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,799
I mean, it's not like you're the
only guy who knew they broke up.
412
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,836
Some of these guys… they came
all the way from Rochester.
413
00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:07,438
Ha, ha.
Wheeler!
414
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,675
You gotta be kiddin' me.
Beat it, dips!
415
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:14,145
Got that, korn?
Now, get out of my sight…
416
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,583
Before you all get free passes to
the Chuck Wheeler house of pain.
417
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,862
Claire-bear,
it's me!
418
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:34,565
Rest assured, I will find the hooligans who
egged my house… let me up! We gotta talk.
419
00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,602
Claire, I'm begging you! Sorry, Chuck.
I can't hear you.
420
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,238
Stay with us,
won't you? We'll be right back…
421
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,708
With a live Channel 6 weather
update right after this.
422
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:47,612
Cheer up. At least she
watches your dad's station.
423
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,615
Claire, please!
424
00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:52,884
If our three years mean anything
to you, yeah, she does.
425
00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:55,554
Just give me one little minute.
426
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,927
All right, but only a minute.
427
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:09,667
Well, it's not fair. You wanted to
wear pants? You are wearing pants.
428
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,638
Tina, people don't want this
frosty the weatherman stuff.
429
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,274
They don't. I've seen it in their eyes.
They want real weather…
430
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,877
From the only guy around town who
knows what he's doing. Actually, Tom,
431
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:23,814
research shows that they want someone who can
juggle fire and make cool sound effects.
432
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,718
No, you're wrong. People will find
out who predicted the storm first.
433
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,888
And when they do,
watch out, Chad Symmonz.
434
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,691
Claire-bear,
435
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,961
what happened yesterday
was… yesterday.
436
00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,230
Today is today…
437
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,700
A day to go skating.
438
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:46,704
What do you say, Claire, huh?
439
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:50,708
Chuck, we broke up.
Yeah, but not technically.
440
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,944
We'll talk about it.
Yes, technically.
441
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,912
Let it snow, let it snow!
442
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,882
And that's what kids all over
central New York are saying today,
443
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,984
as last night's record snowfall…
444
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,820
Oh, honey. Turned their world
into a winter wonderland.
445
00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:08,492
I'm here at slupperton hill, or, as the kids
here today like to call it, suicide hill.
446
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,996
And what better way
to say "yea, winter"…
447
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:15,299
Than with a good,
old-fashioned toboggan ride?
448
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,234
Hey, dad!
449
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,772
Now, I'm gonna ask my friends here
to give me just a little push.
450
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,876
I said a little one!
No! Please! Oh!
451
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,246
Look out down there!
452
00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,419
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ and tell me ♪
453
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,724
Whoa!
Move it, everybody!
454
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,961
Tom!
455
00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:47,264
♪ And tell me why is it ♪
♪ takin' so long Tom! ♪
456
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,735
♪ For you to recognize ♪
♪ and stop ♪
457
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:53,904
- Careful!
- ♪ Another day in the sun I'm havin' fun ♪
458
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,973
♪ Buildings sneakin' up on me ♪
459
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,376
♪ I take a look at the sky ♪
♪ a plane goes by ♪
460
00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:02,413
What is this? Frank, pan off him.
Pan off him, Frank!
461
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,450
Do something.
Do something!
462
00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,319
Claire, I know you're watching.
463
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,856
My name's Hal. You don't
know me, but I know you.
464
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:15,326
Like, I know that your favorite
gum is watermelon bubblicious,
465
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,962
that you can't go a whole day
without diving…
466
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:22,033
And that you have the most amazing
brown eyes I've ever seen.
467
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:26,303
I also know that yesterday America's
dream team broke up. Choice!
468
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,873
Personally, I think
it was the right move.
469
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:32,843
So, today, if you're
wondering what to do next,
470
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,946
I say try something new… me.
471
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,917
It's a snow day, Claire.
Anything can happen.
472
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:53,397
Hal, when I was your age, I used to wear a
little Cologne to get a girl to notice me.
473
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:58,335
I'm sorry, dad, but it's
just that this girl is just so…
474
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,506
You know, she's just… oh. I know what
you mean. Gets your blood running, huh?
475
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,910
Well, you do what you have to
do, and don't worry about me.
476
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:09,613
We meteorologists are trained
for the unpredictable. Uh, Tom?
477
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:13,451
You might wanna look at this. We were
taping the channel 10 feed, and, uh…
478
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:18,122
And who was there first last night when the
blizzard of the century came knocking?
479
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:22,460
Why, Chad Symmonz, of course. Whenever
there's weather that affects our area,
480
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:25,363
you can bet your boots
that I'll be there… first.
481
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,467
First one, my butt!
Liar!
482
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:34,371
Liar! Who was first? Who was it?
You liar! No. No, Tom.
483
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,874
It's okay. Come on. Drop it.
Who was first?
484
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,010
Just one. Just one. No.
No! Okay. Liar!
485
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,047
So, how was I?
486
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:49,487
Remember in sixth grade when you wore
those rainbow suspenders all year…
487
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:53,057
Because you thought
they were so cool?
488
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,427
It was kinda like that. I
know what I'm doin', okay?
489
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:03,001
Then enlighten me. How does
that work into your plans?
490
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,540
What did you expect, Hal?
They always get back together.
491
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:14,545
♪ There she goes ♪
492
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:18,015
♪ There she goes again ♪
493
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:22,419
♪ Racin' through my brain ♪
494
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,090
♪ And I just can't contain ♪
495
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:30,495
♪ This feelin' that remains ♪
496
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:37,001
♪ There she goes ♪
♪ there she goes again ♪
497
00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:40,704
♪ There she goes ♪
♪ there she goes again ♪
498
00:40:40,705 --> 00:40:43,875
♪ There she goes ♪
499
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:49,146
Why do I have to be the decoy?
500
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,482
I'm the one who got the ketchup!
Shh!
501
00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:55,085
If you don't play dead, you're
gonna be dead. That's comforting.
502
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:59,123
Here he comes.
503
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:04,161
Next time you can get
your own ketchup!
504
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,664
This better not stain my coat.
505
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:11,535
♪ Oh, my darlin' Clementine ♪
506
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:15,840
♪ You are lost ♪
♪ and gone forever ♪
507
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:18,476
♪ Dreadful sorry ♪
508
00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,285
Hm-hmm.
509
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:13,298
I'm going for the keys.
510
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,108
Ugh.
511
00:42:42,827 --> 00:42:46,831
Ah, uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
512
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,934
A little dab'll do ya.
513
00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,870
Mmm.
514
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:05,849
Hello, birdie.
Pretty birdie.
515
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,987
Yes, you're a pretty birdie.
516
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:13,824
You're a pretty birdie.
Yeah! Hello…
517
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:18,296
Go away! Go away!
518
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,836
Mmm.
519
00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:29,773
Chet! Chet! Chet, help!
520
00:43:32,911 --> 00:43:36,982
Hey! Get out of my plow!
521
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:42,786
No. Trudy!
522
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,856
You want her?
Come get her, dirtbag.
523
00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,661
Oh… thank you, and
good night, everybody!
524
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,833
Trudy!
525
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,656
♪ Love letters ♪
526
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:25,229
♪ Straight from your ♪
527
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:29,833
♪ Heart ♪
528
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:34,271
Of course, that was "love
letters" by the Ssultan of Mmooth,
529
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,240
Mr. Al Martino.
530
00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:40,110
While we're still in a romantic
mood, skaters are reminded…
531
00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,980
that there's no better way
to say "I love you"…
532
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:48,919
than with a brand-new pair of skate
guards, on sale in the main office.
533
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,089
Come on. If you won't do
it for me, do it for them.
534
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:55,926
How many years has he been putting
everybody to sleep with that music of his?
535
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:59,163
Hey, are you ready to party?
I know I am.
536
00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:02,699
So let's make the scene,
gene, as… who else?
537
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,903
Al Martino invites us to enter…
538
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,772
a world of fascination.
539
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:13,877
♪ It was fascination ♪
540
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,914
♪ I know ♪
541
00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:21,118
♪ And it might have ended right there
542
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:24,154
♪ At the start ♪
543
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,857
♪ Just a passing glance ♪
hey.
544
00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:30,194
Chuck, can I ask you a question?
Ask away.
545
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:33,030
- Who am I?
- You're my woman.
546
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,299
No. Who am I
as a person?
547
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,170
We've been dating three years.
What do you really know about me?
548
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:43,340
Whoa. Heavy.
549
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:47,144
Okay, well, uh, I know your
favorite animal's a chimpanzee.
550
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:50,781
You're absolutely crazy
about chimps.
551
00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:53,050
♪ Alone with the moonlight above ♪
552
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:58,155
Spider monkeys?
♪ Then I touched your hand ♪
553
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:02,326
Mr. Zellweger,
please, it's an emergency!
554
00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:05,929
What's the problem? Oh, my gosh.
In the ladies' room.
555
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,298
I tried to stop her. I really tried.
Stop who from doin' what?
556
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:12,336
"Al Martino bites
the big one."
557
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:15,172
That's what she wrote
in the bathroom stall…
558
00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:19,977
Some weird girl with a dog collar
and a snake tattooed on her face.
559
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,045
What kind of sicko…
560
00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:25,984
Take me to her now!
I didn't know what to do…
561
00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:40,063
What are those things that have
bright red butts? Baboons!
562
00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:42,900
Chuck, what color are my eyes?
563
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:45,169
They're green, of course!
564
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:51,008
A darkish shade of green. It looks a
lot like brown. I'm on top of it.
565
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,143
One last question.
566
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:56,281
What flavor of gum do I chew?
567
00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:04,955
What flavor of gum? What kind
of bogus question is that?
568
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,424
Kid on TV knew.
What kid on TV?
569
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:10,194
Him. May I have your
attention, please?
570
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,429
Due to circumstances
beyond his control,
571
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:16,300
Mr. Zellweger cannot
be with us right now. So,
572
00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,036
to continue in the party mood,
573
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:24,008
I'd like to make a special snow-day
dedication to Claire Bonner.
574
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:31,950
Hi. You might think I'm crazy,
Claire, but that's okay.
575
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:49,032
You are so dead!
576
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:53,104
What?
I can't hear you.
577
00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:01,412
Hal, let's go. I think you
made your point. Yeah.
578
00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:06,283
♪ People say ♪
♪ we're not the same ♪
579
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:08,552
♪ She's out of my league ♪
♪ I'm in pain ♪
580
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:13,323
♪ Am I wasting my life ♪
♪ waiting for you ♪
581
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,159
Makes me sick!
582
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,495
Swarms of vermin.
583
00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:23,300
Destructive, ignorant cretins!
584
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,303
Metallica sucks.
585
00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:31,575
Snowplowman?
I mean, Mr. snowplowman?
586
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:35,045
I was wondering,
you know that story…
587
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,415
About how you frequently grind
kids into road salt?
588
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,251
That's just a story, right?
589
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,090
You can get back to me
on that. No rush.
590
00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:59,404
I'm toast.
591
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:11,548
Oh, sorry to interrupt
your afternoon, ma'am,
592
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:14,584
but I was just wondering
if you might be able…
593
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:17,387
To tell me where I could
find your daughter?
594
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:22,459
Natalie? Natalie Brandston?
Why, is she in trouble?
595
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,661
Oh, oh. No!
596
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,597
No, no, no.
It's ah…
597
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:31,702
Well, just a bunch of the kids
signed up for free plow rides.
598
00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:35,972
Oh! Great. Your little
Natalie is next in line.
599
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:40,310
Oh, you must be the guy that
the kids all call snowplowman.
600
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:45,649
Well, the kids have a lot
of different names for me.
601
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,719
But you can call me Roger.
602
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,055
Okay, Roger.
603
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,391
Is that Wayne alworth?
Hi, honey!
604
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,727
Mrs. Brandston!
605
00:49:57,729 --> 00:50:00,497
Yeah, that's actually Wayne.
606
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:05,302
He's just finishing
his plow ride.
607
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:09,506
Oh, the kids really
love to toot the horn, don't they?
608
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,576
What's he writing?
609
00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,479
"Pleh"?
610
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,747
Pl…
611
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:19,649
That's actually kind of a…
612
00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:22,686
Well, it's a technical term.
613
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,523
Just a… plowing term.
614
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:29,659
Ma'am, there's a lot of kids
on this list, so…
615
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,596
If I could find your daughter… oh, sorry.
Sure, of course.
616
00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,535
Randy, Randy, come here!
617
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:42,672
He got a paint set
for his birthday. Aah!
618
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:46,711
Oh, honey, you're gonna freeze
to death. Honey, come back!
619
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,465
Hello?
620
00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:13,537
Hello, snowplowman. There's
someone here who wants to say "hi" to you.
621
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:18,575
Aah! Trudy!
Trudy, honey.
622
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,379
Are you okay, baby? They haven't
hurt you yet have they, honey?
623
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:26,616
Not yet. What do
you want from me?
624
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:30,120
How about we get our friend back
and you give us a second snow day?
625
00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:33,390
No way. Uh-uh.
626
00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:36,594
Then we keep the bird,
and you keep the Wayne.
627
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,670
All right,
what do you want me to do?
628
00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,810
Bill?
629
00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:57,681
Hey, check it out!
French-fry log cabin.
630
00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:01,551
I see you're not wasting your day.
You know it.
631
00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:05,489
So, what's going on? Where's Hal?
The football field.
632
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:10,527
He's off building some
kind of shrine to lady Claire,
633
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:14,732
and I'm the feeb who's
been sent here to fetch her.
634
00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:22,672
And to think, we used
to be afraid of this joker.
635
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:24,708
Look, how easy is this?
636
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:29,880
We give him his bird, and he
gives us an extra snow day.
637
00:52:29,881 --> 00:52:32,849
I say we go for two.
No, three!
638
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:37,220
Yeah! Three snow days,
and I get to drive his truck.
639
00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:47,765
Where is this mook anyway?
He should be here by now.
640
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:11,221
Help! Help!
641
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,394
Help!
642
00:53:17,395 --> 00:53:19,429
Help!
643
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:23,568
Help!
644
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:31,975
What if I might actually think
this guy is cute?
645
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,578
What if you might actually
be on the verge…
646
00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,347
Of committing
total social suicide?
647
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:40,251
Help me please!
I beg you!
648
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:48,892
Anyway, just for fun, let's pretend
that you actually like this guy.
649
00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:52,629
What do you know about him? He's
really ticklish. I can tell you that.
650
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,998
What else? He hates
drum machines.
651
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:59,769
Oh, and he once gave
mouth-to-mouth to a baby chick.
652
00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:03,473
Really. It was easter and my
mom got the bright idea…
653
00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:05,909
Of bringing home
baby chicks for everyone.
654
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,378
It was kinda cute until
they all started dying…
655
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:11,281
Which they always seem to do
right after you name them.
656
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:14,384
But, anyway, so there's Hal
on his hands and knees…
657
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:17,954
Giving mouth-to-mouth
to my bird.
658
00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:21,959
It was… it was…
659
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:34,471
All right, let's make this quick.
Give me the bird.
660
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,306
Give me the Wayne.
661
00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:38,308
The bird!
The Wayne!
662
00:54:38,309 --> 00:54:39,943
The bird!
The Wayne!
663
00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:41,978
The bird!
The Wayne!
664
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,848
You… leaving, now.
665
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,950
I'm going.
666
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,388
But, Claire, you've gotta come with me.
Hal's expecting you.
667
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:57,328
I know you hardly even
know the guy, but…
668
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:05,402
You know when you're making a snow
angel, and you wanna make it perfect,
669
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,504
but you can't because…
670
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,775
There's always that handprint
you make when you climb out?
671
00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,978
Well, with Hal,
there's no handprint.
672
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,514
♪ I have a dream ♪
673
00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:21,317
♪ I watch from afar ♪
674
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,888
♪ Was no longer heartached ♪
675
00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:27,590
Claire! What's
Chuck gonna think?
676
00:55:27,591 --> 00:55:30,661
Chuck doesn't think.
677
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:35,932
♪ I just couldn't believe ♪
678
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,534
The Wayne!
The bird!
679
00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,937
The Wayne!
You first.
680
00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:43,873
You first!
681
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,576
I said "you first" first.
682
00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:49,446
So?
683
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:53,483
Just give him the bird
please! I wanna go home!
684
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:56,487
Do it so we can get outta here.
685
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,594
Oh, hi, honey, sweetie. You all right?
Are you okay? Good.
686
00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:07,931
Hey! Where do you think
you're going, chief? No!
687
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:11,501
Let him go!
688
00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:14,872
Nobody messes
with Roger stubblefield.
689
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:30,520
Great plan, guys. Real great,
award-winning, spectacular…
690
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:35,126
I wouldn't change a thing.
You're geniuses!
691
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,536
You should see what he can do
when he's really trying.
692
00:56:56,046 --> 00:57:00,016
You made this for me?
Why?
693
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,954
It's your favorite animal…
A whale!
694
00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:10,727
You know, nature's gentle giant?
695
00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:14,665
But, but I like zebras.
696
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:20,436
Then how come you have a whale
charm on your bracelet?
697
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,506
You have my bracelet?
698
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:26,075
Why does he have my bracelet?
699
00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:28,679
Destiny… Pure destiny.
700
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:35,152
Oh, no!
701
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:46,196
Hey, zip, you're in luck. The
house of pain now delivers!
702
00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:47,764
Chuck!
703
00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,799
What do you want?
Claire-bear!
704
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,202
I've been lookin'
all over for you.
705
00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:55,104
As for you,
Mr. wonderful…
706
00:57:55,105 --> 00:57:58,141
Hey, what do you got there?
707
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:02,779
Ahh, it's all sweaty.
This is Claire's.
708
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:05,682
I gave it to her. What are you
doing with it? I can explain.
709
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:09,152
Claire, what's this dink
doin' with your bracelet?
710
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,754
I wouldn't wanna be you
in about two minutes.
711
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:15,225
Don't worry. We'll get this back on
your lovely ankle without delay.
712
00:58:15,226 --> 00:58:17,894
Remember when I got this
for you?
713
00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:22,665
At aqualand? They had the
glass-bottom boat, remember?
714
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:27,604
The tour guide kept telling us to gaze
at the exotic wonders of the deep.
715
00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:30,707
All I did was look at you.
716
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:34,711
Why did you buy me a whale?
I've always wanted to know.
717
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:39,883
Because of shampoo… shampoo, the
killer whale. You love that whale.
718
00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:43,887
It's not shampoo, you blowhole.
It's shamu!
719
00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,689
Don't even think about it!
720
00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:54,230
Whoa!
721
00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:57,634
♪ Switchblade 327 ♪
722
00:58:57,635 --> 00:58:59,903
♪ Skin-tone boot's ♪
♪ on the accelerator ♪
723
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,909
♪ Switchblade 327 ♪
724
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:10,680
♪ All juiced up like a hard ♪
♪ carburetor spittin' gas all the way ♪
725
00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,649
Quite the ladies' man,
aren't ya?
726
00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:16,120
Say "hi" to Craig. He'll be
hurting you today. Hi, there.
727
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,960
♪ Oh, switchblade 327 ♪
728
00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,262
♪ Runnin' way ahead ♪
♪ of the pack ♪
729
00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:34,570
♪ Switchblade feelin' kinda lost, ♪
♪ people don't cut you no slack ♪
730
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,607
Get off!
Get… off!
731
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,810
♪ Blacktop burnout ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
732
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:43,314
Hey!
733
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,153
♪ Oh, he's all right when he ♪
♪ gets drunk he fights all night ♪
734
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:53,890
I'm sorry. I didn't introduce
you to my friend, Steve.
735
00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:56,760
Man, I love this part!
736
00:59:58,796 --> 00:59:59,964
Duck!
737
01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,652
Oh, sh…
738
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,996
Damn it!
Brandston!
739
01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:38,368
Hello, Syracuse. Well,
winter is finally here.
740
01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:40,970
And you know what that means…
Ice sculptures.
741
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,706
Kids a-whackin' and a-carvin'
and a-chippin' away.
742
01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:48,878
And, of course, a big idiot
dressed as a magic elf.
743
01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:51,114
Tom, don't do this.
That's right,
744
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:54,917
it's old Jack frost taking you on a
tour of this year's winter jamboree.
745
01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:56,953
Hey, that's some car,
I gotta tell ya.
746
01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:01,024
I'd love to have that thing in my
garage, wouldn't you?
747
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:06,030
Oh, isn't it amazing what some kids
will do just to earn a merit badge?
748
01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:08,898
Oh, gimme a break.
749
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:12,668
It's Chad Symmonz. Whenever there's
weather that affects our area,
750
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,804
he's there first.
751
01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:18,274
Kids… as unpredictable
as the weather.
752
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:21,044
May I borrow that chisel for… come
on, just for a second. Hey, let go.
753
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:25,048
Hey, you want the Mike? Take the Mike.
Give me that! It's for your own good.
754
01:01:25,049 --> 01:01:28,017
I'm tellin' you. I just
wanna do… no, no.
755
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,019
Come on!
756
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,888
Come on!
No!
757
01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,463
Come on!
758
01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:43,467
Watch it! Watch it!
759
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,078
Oh, honey.
760
01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:00,850
No.
761
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,752
No! No!
762
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:05,121
No! Chad?
763
01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:08,291
Oh, boy.
Why, Chad?
764
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:11,727
Well, the beaver's nice.
765
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:14,297
That about wraps it up here.
Phyllis, back to you.
766
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:22,071
Laura? I got it!
767
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,208
Yes! Just be sure you patch me in when
everyone is Beijing is ready, okay?
768
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,877
I'm so good.
You're on in two minutes.
769
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,213
See ya. Bye.
770
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:33,816
Okay, okay, here we go.
771
01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:37,153
Project file… open.
772
01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,355
Power pearls… on.
773
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:42,358
Uh, Randy… outside.
774
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:45,828
Randy? Randy!
775
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,064
Randy!
What are you doing?
776
01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,801
Come in here right now!
Right this minute!
777
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,839
Randy? Randy, Randy,
where are you, honey?
778
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,875
Don't do this.
Don't hide from mommy.
779
01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:01,911
Come on, Randy.
This isn't funny.
780
01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:04,280
Sweetie pie, if you come back, mommy
will let you paint anything you want.
781
01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:08,085
You can even paint mommy blue.
Please, honey, don't do this.
782
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,955
Yeah, nona, hi.
It's me.
783
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:18,861
Yeah. Forget the video patch. Patch me
through on the cell phone. Just do it!
784
01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:20,429
All right, one minute.
785
01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,331
Aah!
786
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:25,868
No. No, no, no, no, no!
787
01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:28,004
Randy, stay right where you are.
788
01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:31,908
Come on, mom, snowball fight! Fight back!
No, this isn't happening!
789
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:35,878
Fire! Randal Todd
Brandston, stop that!
790
01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:37,413
Enough is enough.
You understand?
791
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:41,017
Did you hear me?
Enough is enough, I said.
792
01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:44,353
All right! Do you want me to tell Mrs.
Huffner?
793
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,157
Do you?
In the house right now.
794
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,059
Randal!
795
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:53,596
Ah! You little…
All right, okay!
796
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:56,232
You wanna fight?
Mommy'll give you a fight.
797
01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,038
Stop it! You've gotten
better than you were last year.
798
01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:04,106
Hey, what's that?
799
01:04:04,107 --> 01:04:06,008
Oh!
800
01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:09,212
Oh!
801
01:04:09,213 --> 01:04:11,014
Ow.
802
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,417
You!
I'm gonna get you!
803
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:30,367
Does Mrs. huffner do this?
804
01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:38,241
Sorry, meltar.
I blew it.
805
01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:43,145
I thought I could do it without Hal.
I guess I was wrong.
806
01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:48,217
Where in the name of
the seventh son are you going?
807
01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:52,989
To the kitchen. I'm gonna make
a grilled-cheese sandwich.
808
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:57,260
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Weren't you
going to save the universe?
809
01:04:57,261 --> 01:05:01,364
What do you want me to say?
I lost, evil won… the end.
810
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,133
"I lost,
evil won." Boo-hoo-hoo.
811
01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:06,235
You think I went home and ate
a grilled-cheese sandwich…
812
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:09,305
That day on Andromeda when I got
ambushed by the neutron twins?
813
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,540
I guess not.
And do you know why?
814
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:16,679
Uh, because you're lactose-intolerant?
Quiet, you fool. I'm talking.
815
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,017
No, Natalie. There on Andromeda,
things were looking bleak.
816
01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,652
Like you, I too
had lost a partner.
817
01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:25,688
Fangor had abandoned me to chase some
space babe across the forbidden zone.
818
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,292
And there I was,
up poop river without a paddle.
819
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,360
And?
Stranded there alone,
820
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:33,596
with the fate of the universe
hanging in the balance,
821
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:36,565
I remembered a little saying I learned
the first day at the academy.
822
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:40,636
Yeah, yeah, I know. "Winners never
quit, and quitters never win."
823
01:05:40,637 --> 01:05:42,538
What?
824
01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:47,176
No! It was "winners never quit and quitters
shall be cast into the flaming pit of death."
825
01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:49,345
Ooh! That's
gotta sting.
826
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:52,281
It's up to you, Natalie.
Gather your forces.
827
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:56,118
Only you can unleash the rage
of 100 snow days…
828
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,288
That could've been,
that should've been…
829
01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:01,590
If not for him.
830
01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:05,295
Snowplowman.
831
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:27,483
Oh, man! I thought
you were Chuck.
832
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:31,221
It's me.
Yeah.
833
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:39,329
So, I guess you escaped the house of pain.
Oh, yeah, it was no big deal.
834
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:44,668
You should've seen me.
It was unbelievable.
835
01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:51,540
So, um, tough break
back there with Claire.
836
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:55,077
Nothing I can't handle.
837
01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:56,545
Come on, Hal!
838
01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:58,781
Let me bring you back.
839
01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:02,718
"But I like zebras."
A minor setback.
840
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,754
What is your problem?
841
01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:07,723
Hey, I still say I found
that bracelet for a reason.
842
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:11,761
I really don't wanna hear another
word about that crappy bracelet.
843
01:07:11,762 --> 01:07:13,530
It's not crappy.
844
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,535
What?
845
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,705
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
Yes, it does.
846
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:26,676
Just leave me alone.
847
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:31,747
I can't believe I wasted
a whole snow day on this.
848
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:36,318
Oh, and what mind-blowing thing didn't
you get to do today? Please, tell me.
849
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:39,722
You don't wanna know.
Yes, Lane, I do!
850
01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,725
This.
851
01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:55,372
You said anything can happen.
852
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:00,743
Surprise.
853
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:05,714
♪ If the sun ♪
♪ should refuse to rise ♪
854
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:10,786
♪ And the moon ♪
♪ doesn't hang in the night ♪
855
01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:15,791
♪ The tides won't change ♪
♪ seasons rearrange ♪
856
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,794
♪ When the world is still ♪
857
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:22,565
♪ I will still love you ♪
858
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:25,868
Chad! Chad! Chad!
859
01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,837
Thank you, Sally.
Thank you, Ken.
860
01:08:27,838 --> 01:08:30,372
We're here on
west burlington street,
861
01:08:30,373 --> 01:08:33,742
or should I say
west "burrr-lington" street,
862
01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:36,679
where I'm delighted to say
this record-breaking snowfall…
863
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,782
Has not kept some of my
weather fans from coming on out.
864
01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:43,552
Why don't we just go find another location?
He was here first.
865
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,821
We're not going anywhere.
866
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,624
What do you think of all this
snow, sporto? It's great!
867
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,493
Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
868
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:52,795
Kinda caught you
by surprise, didn't it?
869
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:55,664
Don't you worry. It caught a
lot of people by surprise,
870
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:58,200
but old Chad, luckily for you,
871
01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:01,670
was in the right place at
the right time once again.
872
01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,739
You see… I would
expect nothing else
873
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:06,809
from the area's
number-one meteorologist.
874
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:11,580
Well, thank you. Channel 6's Tom
Brandston, ladies and gentlemen.
875
01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:15,284
Or should I say,
"old man weather"?
876
01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:17,720
Thank you, Tom.
Hiya, folks.
877
01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:19,288
Tom.
878
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:22,725
That storm really fooled me last night.
How'd you call that one?
879
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:26,629
That's something I'd really like to know.
Just call it a hunch, Tom.
880
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:29,298
A hunch? Yeah. The
cold front that came…
881
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:33,168
I guess that's the kind of thing you
can't learn in weatherman school.
882
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,337
I'm just kidding with you there.
883
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:37,606
I'm sure wherever you went,
that's when you learned…
884
01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:40,743
The upper atmospheric shift
that we had late last night…
885
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,812
Led to the sudden two-point drop
in the fleeber index.
886
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:46,715
Well, of course, Tom!
Of course. Anyhow…
887
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,252
There is no fleeber index, Chad.
888
01:09:50,253 --> 01:09:52,788
You're a fraud.
889
01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:56,625
Well, you're a joke, Tom.
A joke.
890
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:59,762
I'll tell you what.
To prove you're not a fraud,
891
01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:05,234
why don't you tell everybody here…
why don't you tell all of us…
892
01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,903
Tell us where this comes from.
893
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,239
Yeah, Chad.
894
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,274
What, snow?
895
01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:14,843
Snow.
896
01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:18,614
Snow. Come on.
Well!
897
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,618
You know, the eskimos…
898
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:27,256
Have exactly 11 words for snow.
899
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,825
But we, on the other hand,
we only have one word,
900
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:33,495
and that word is…
"Snow."
901
01:10:33,496 --> 01:10:37,366
You see, when the
barometric pressure reaches…
902
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:41,704
All that cold, cold wind that comes
swoopin' down from old Canada,
903
01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,706
well, I'll tell you what,
it goes through a process…
904
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:48,477
That Tom Brandston knows perfectly
well is classified information,
905
01:10:48,478 --> 01:10:51,780
and it forms what we
meteorologists like to call…
906
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,517
The white stuff.
907
01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,353
You're a loser!
908
01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:58,921
Yeah!
909
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:03,292
Could you please just get
in your Van and go? Now.
910
01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,294
Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll go.
911
01:11:05,295 --> 01:11:08,464
Just as soon as you tell everybody
who really was there last night…
912
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:12,434
When "the blizzard of the century came
knocking," as you put it so well, Chad.
913
01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:15,838
Who was it, Chad?
Come on, Chad.
914
01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,740
Tom Brandston.
915
01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,975
I'm sorry. I couldn't
hear that one.
916
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,012
Tom Brandston.
917
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:27,884
Tom… Brandston.
918
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:32,855
Tom Brandston.
919
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,858
Tom Brandston.
920
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,486
How did you know I'd be here?
921
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:08,023
Well, I knew you couldn't go
a whole day without diving.
922
01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:10,927
Do you wanna come up?
923
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:22,004
Well, so, this is the high dive.
924
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:25,742
Sure is… high.
925
01:12:32,549 --> 01:12:37,586
So, "anything can happen
on a snow day."
926
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:41,457
That's what you said to me
on TV this morning.
927
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,761
Is this the anything
you had in mind?
928
01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:55,471
No.
929
01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:59,408
I, I mean, yes.
930
01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:03,479
Believe me, this is more than
any-anything I could have hoped for.
931
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,647
It's…
932
01:13:05,648 --> 01:13:08,952
It's just not the anything
that's supposed to happen.
933
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,789
Man, how could I have been
so stupid?
934
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:19,394
No, no, not about you, Claire.
About Lane.
935
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,396
Lane.
936
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:25,067
I can't believe what
I put her through today.
937
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:30,840
Then when she kissed me… she kissed you?
What did you do?
938
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,642
I came here.
939
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:38,882
Oh, boy. Well, I guess you
know what you have to do.
940
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:45,020
While my mission had just begun,
941
01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,589
snowplowman's was nearly over.
942
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:52,896
The final unplowed street.
943
01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:57,667
Oh, yeah. Ooh.
944
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,503
Trudy, why don't you
take it from here?
945
01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:04,908
Atta girl. There we go.
Okay, baby.
946
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:12,515
You got it, girl.
Yeah.
947
01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,604
All right, all right, Trudy.
Don't you worry.
948
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:38,942
Nobody's gonna hurt you
this time.
949
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,081
Well, look who's here.
950
01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,217
If you're looking
for a free plow ride,
951
01:14:48,218 --> 01:14:51,087
I'm afraid you're gonna
have to wait till next year.
952
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,157
Now, get out of my way!
953
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,861
No!
No, huh?
954
01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,230
Okay. All right.
955
01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:06,235
Oh, I hope that's "no" as in,
"oh, no, please, Mr. snowplowman.
956
01:15:06,236 --> 01:15:09,738
Please don't roll over me
like a human speed bump."
957
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:16,712
"No," as in, "you've stolen
your last snow day from us."
958
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,881
Us?
959
01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,949
I don't see any "us" here.
960
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:24,887
All I see is a whiny little runt
who's going back to school tomorrow.
961
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,657
Oh! That's too bad, huh?
962
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:34,296
Oooh! Oh, no! Now I'm scared!
Oooh!
963
01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,634
You will be.
964
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:41,536
Listen to the wind!
965
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:54,283
That's not the wind.
966
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:27,316
Snow day!
Snow day! Snow day!
967
01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:29,318
Snow day! Snow day!
968
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:31,687
Snow day! Snow day!
969
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:45,768
Charge!
970
01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:51,641
Aah!
971
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:34,016
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's just so funny.
972
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:38,153
You dimwits actually think
you clobbered me.
973
01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:44,126
The truth is, I've already won.
Yeah.
974
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:47,729
I have. It doesn't matter if
I don't plow this street.
975
01:17:47,730 --> 01:17:50,766
Look around! All the other
streets are plowed.
976
01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:53,869
Yeah! I'll see you
in school tomorrow. Yeah.
977
01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:58,173
Didn't think
of that, did you? Ohh.
978
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:02,978
Actually, we did!
What?
979
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,113
Now that you're done plowing,
980
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:09,084
we thought we might
do a little "unplowing."
981
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:14,456
No! No!
You can't take Clementine.
982
01:18:14,457 --> 01:18:17,793
♪ She was lost and gone forever ♪
983
01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:21,763
♪ Dreadful sorry Clementine ♪
984
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:27,737
No! Not Clementine!
Come back here!
985
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:32,774
Sorry you can't join us.
No!
986
01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:35,812
It's gonna be
a real hoo-hah!
987
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:41,817
No!
988
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,995
Trudy.
989
01:18:53,996 --> 01:18:58,133
Trudy? Trudy!
990
01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:02,003
Awk! Awk!
991
01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:11,146
Lane!
992
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,149
Lane!
993
01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:18,253
Hey, Lane!
994
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,189
Hi!
995
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:32,300
To help stop the bleeding, apply
pressure directly to the wound.
996
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:34,803
What's your problem? Nothing
happened with me and Claire.
997
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:38,240
She'd never leave me. What
do you know about anything?
998
01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:41,943
What flavor gum
does she chew, Chuck?
999
01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:45,080
Like I'm really gonna tell you.
You're a zero.
1000
01:19:45,081 --> 01:19:48,783
You're nothing, a zip.
You go out with other zips.
1001
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,852
I'm not sure
I'm following you, Chuck.
1002
01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,955
I'm Chuck Wheeler.
I go out with Claire Bonner.
1003
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:55,825
Yeah?
Well, not technically.
1004
01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:11,574
Unbelievable.
1005
01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:17,313
Nats?
Hal.
1006
01:20:19,248 --> 01:20:21,283
Oh, you totally saved my butt!
1007
01:20:21,284 --> 01:20:24,052
He was gonna kill me!
1008
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:27,022
You're driving
snowplowman's truck?
1009
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,557
Pretty cool, huh?
1010
01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:31,393
Remember this morning when I
said I didn't need you today?
1011
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,894
I guess you weren't kidding.
1012
01:20:32,895 --> 01:20:36,031
Meltar and I can take care
of the universe, no problem.
1013
01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:41,369
Um, I borrowed him. Don't worry. I
didn't scratch him or anything.
1014
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,538
I swear.
1015
01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:47,442
It's all right. He belongs to you now.
You've earned him.
1016
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:52,080
Just be careful, you two.
There's a lot of bad out there.
1017
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,117
Hey, what's going on here?
1018
01:20:56,118 --> 01:20:58,486
Welcome to the Chet
and Wayne house of pain.
1019
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:02,958
Well, we gotta get going. We've
got a lot of unplowing to do.
1020
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:05,060
All right.
See you at the house.
1021
01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:07,162
Okay.
1022
01:21:07,163 --> 01:21:10,232
Let's go, Wayne.
1023
01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:15,337
Hey, nats, since we're gonna
have another snow day tomorrow,
1024
01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:18,073
I was wondering…
You doing anything?
1025
01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:22,645
Come on, nats.
We got a truck to drive.
1026
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:39,427
Yeah, that's right, Brandston.
1027
01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:43,665
Just walk away, you… chicken.
1028
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:46,568
♪ A Rose must be made ♪
1029
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,437
♪ With the sun and the rain ♪
1030
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:54,310
♪ Or its lovely promise ♪
♪ won't come true ♪
1031
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:59,114
♪ To each, his own ♪
1032
01:21:59,115 --> 01:22:02,050
♪ To each, his own ♪
1033
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:07,289
♪ And my own is you ♪
1034
01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:09,424
♪ What good is a song ♪
1035
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,359
Lane! W…
Lane, wait!
1036
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,695
Please!
We gotta talk.
1037
01:22:13,696 --> 01:22:15,630
Where's Claire?
1038
01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:19,567
Oh, did miss fantasy girl shoot you down?
Gee, what a surprise.
1039
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:22,504
No, that's not what happened.
1040
01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:25,340
Could you just go away? I
have nothing to say to you.
1041
01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:29,110
Would you just listen? Look,
before, when you kissed me…
1042
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:33,715
Hal, I really don't wanna
talk about that… ever.
1043
01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:37,619
Would you just hear me… Ow!
1044
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,387
Hal?
1045
01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:42,657
My spine. Lane, you gotta help me.
I can't feel my legs.
1046
01:22:46,696 --> 01:22:49,597
You're pathetic.
Ahh!
1047
01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,667
Looks like you're the one
with the reflexes of a dead cow.
1048
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:02,977
Hal, what are you doing here?
What is all this?
1049
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:08,316
Wasn't it you who said true love
is all about finding someone…
1050
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,419
You can stand to be around
for ten minutes at a time?
1051
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:14,289
Yeah.
1052
01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:17,193
You got ten minutes?
1053
01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,574
You never really know how
1054
01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,676
a snow day is going to turn out,
1055
01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:39,481
but by the time the sun goes down,
you might be amazed to discover…
1056
01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:43,718
You got to wear pants again,
1057
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,389
you got your life back…
Yes! Yes!
1058
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,326
Or not.
1059
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:56,531
And in the end, you might even discover
that you saved the universe…
1060
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,600
And got a second snow day.
1061
01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:01,369
So, even though the snow will
melt, the schools will open…
1062
01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:03,371
And everything
will go back to normal,
1063
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:07,342
the miracle that began with a
single perfect snowflake…
1064
01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:09,678
Will change your life forever.
1065
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,585
I'm home! I'm home.
1066
01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,121
I made it.
I made it inside.
1067
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:22,391
My own home!
1068
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,528
Why?
Oh, why?
1069
01:24:26,529 --> 01:24:30,332
Oh, don't!
1070
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:38,374
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1071
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:50,618
♪ I think that it's time that ♪
♪ I should just let you go ♪
1072
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:56,792
♪ So I'll tell it to your face instead ♪
♪ of tell it to you on the phone ♪
1073
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,129
♪ You see I thought ♪
♪ that you were special, baby ♪
1074
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,730
♪ something unique ♪
1075
01:25:02,731 --> 01:25:06,468
♪ But lately I've ♪
♪ come to find ♪
1076
01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:11,607
♪ That you're not really ♪
♪ interested in my heart or mind ♪
1077
01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:17,679
♪ That's all right ♪
♪ that's okay ♪
1078
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:21,549
♪ You never loved me anyway ♪
1079
01:25:21,550 --> 01:25:27,156
♪ And I think it's time for you ♪
♪ to just move on ♪
1080
01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:33,127
♪ That's all right ♪
♪ that's okay ♪
1081
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,731
♪ I bet you never thought ♪
♪ you'd hear me say ♪
1082
01:25:36,732 --> 01:25:43,238
♪ That I think it's time for you ♪
♪ to find another dumb blonde ♪
1083
01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:46,307
♪ 'Cause it's not me ♪
♪ no, no ♪
1084
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:49,878
♪ Just a little trophy ♪
♪ hanging on your arm ♪
1085
01:25:49,879 --> 01:25:53,214
♪ So all your friends will see ♪
♪ you got it goin' on ♪
1086
01:25:53,215 --> 01:25:56,484
♪ But I see what you are ♪
♪ so clearly ♪
1087
01:25:56,485 --> 01:26:00,922
♪ But baby, baby ♪
♪ that's all right with me ♪
1088
01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:05,561
♪ That's all right, that's okay ♪
♪ I never loved you anyway ♪
1089
01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:13,635
♪ That's all right, that's okay ♪
♪ you never loved me anyway ♪
1090
01:26:13,636 --> 01:26:15,637
♪ You never loved me ♪
1091
01:26:15,638 --> 01:26:21,710
♪ But it's all right ♪
1092
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:28,316
♪ But it's all right ♪
1093
01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:30,886
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1094
01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:43,831
♪ When I see your heart ♪
♪ lying open ♪
1095
01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:47,635
♪ I don't close it back up ♪
1096
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:50,238
♪ But I jump on in ♪
1097
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:56,811
♪ I take advantage ♪
♪ of the situation ♪
1098
01:26:56,812 --> 01:27:01,250
♪ No, I ♪
1099
01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:09,792
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
1100
01:27:13,762 --> 01:27:18,866
♪ I know your birthday ♪
♪ and I know your name ♪
1101
01:27:18,867 --> 01:27:22,270
♪ I know your password ♪
1102
01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:26,641
♪ And your claim to fame ♪
1103
01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:30,244
♪ I know what ♪
♪ you're thinking, boy ♪
1104
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,814
♪ Most all the time ♪
1105
01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:36,284
♪ I know what you're missing ♪
♪ yeah ♪
1106
01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:40,656
♪ And who ♪
♪ you should be kissing ♪
1107
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,629
♪ And it's not her ♪
1108
01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:52,735
♪ And it's not her ♪
1109
01:27:57,973 --> 01:28:01,876
♪ Sometimes I think ♪
1110
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:04,445
♪ If you opened your eyes ♪
♪ and looked ♪
1111
01:28:04,446 --> 01:28:07,849
♪ That you would find me ♪
1112
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:11,754
♪ Right here ♪
1113
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:21,863
♪ When I see your heart ♪
♪ lying open ♪
1114
01:28:21,864 --> 01:28:25,466
♪ I don't close it back up ♪
1115
01:28:25,467 --> 01:28:28,369
♪ But I jump on in ♪
1116
01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:34,575
♪ I take advantage ♪
♪ of the situation ♪
1117
01:28:34,576 --> 01:28:38,447
♪ No, I ♪
1118
01:28:43,385 --> 01:28:47,656
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
1119
01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:52,995
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
1120
01:28:55,898 --> 01:28:59,868
♪ 'Cause I'm in love with you ♪
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