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Good evening, and welcome to
Alfred Hitchcock Presents,
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the feature is
about to commence,
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please don't be alarmed we
are not charging admission,
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this is not pay TV,
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as usual, all we ask is that on those,
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occasions when you can't view our show,
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that you let us know so that
we can send it to someone else,
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please don't be a no show.
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This is not a hold up,
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I wish to dramatize the
title of tonight's play,
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tonight's story is
called: Bang! Your Dead,
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despite the fact it has been
introduced with my usual flippancy,
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it concerns a very
serious subject,
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and I would be doing it a disservice
if I led you to regard it lightly,
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now I must hurry
into the theater,
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I don't want to
miss the beginning,
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fortunately I have a minute to find
my seat before the feature starts,
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for it is preceded by an
unselected short subject,
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it's the management's way,
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of discouraging those who might
stay through more than one show.
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BANG! YOU'RE DEAD
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-Where'd you get it?
-Birthday.
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-How many bullets you got?
-A box full.
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There...
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-What a cheesy gun.
-Can I try yours? -Nah...
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-Please...
-No, go on home.
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Can't I get in the
war too Stevie?
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This is our war I told
you, go on home halftime.
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-Hi. -Hi. -Jackie, here's your
uncle Rick home from the wards.
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I’d know him if I met him in
the jungle,how are you Jackie?
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-you got your own war on?
-They dont wanted me in their war.
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Oh they won't huh?
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Jackie, uncle rick was
in Africa yesterday,
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-wonderful gadget the airplane.
-Rick...
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-You made it.
-Sure did sis.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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You think you're the only one that had
trouble with the natives? Oh brother...
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What on earth
is that?
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Well that is what the
well-dressed witch doctor,
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is wearing it's a little something
I picked up for you, Johny.
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You're home for
good really?
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Well it's a little tough to do business
in a country that's blowing sky high.
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-Rick...
-Oh thanks.
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Ah peace it's wonderful,
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now that little item was all
that was left, just one incident,
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-you might say that it uh, had its bug pass.
-Pass, uh?
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Well there's no place for an innocent...
I’ll tell you,
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that going to sleep every
night with a gun under your pillow,
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it leads to a certain
amount of insomnia.
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-Well, better days...
-And nights.
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Where is that Cleo? nobody's
even started the canapes.
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But she'll be
here honey.
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Oh I didn't do
it, now partner.
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Show Rick is room
Fred. I’d better call,
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oh Rick, if you could have stayed on, we
wouldn't have rushed you into a party.
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Maybe you can make friends
and influence people.
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Well I’ve got a couple of connections
up North but I can be bought.
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-All right, where am I?
-I’ll show you uncle Rick.
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Lead on Wild Bill.
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That thing gives me the
old-fashioned Willie.
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I must say I don't care
for it next to the olives,
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conversation piece.
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Bloodbath.
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-Have a transfusion.
-No answer,
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I should have told Cleo to
come at a regular time,
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but it's not her regular day.
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Nope, I never did meet Tarzan I guess
he must live in another part of Africa.
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-Okay forke over.
-Okay
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-There you go.
-Gee thanks uncle Rick.
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You're welcome Jackie,
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say I’ve got a surprise for you
that'll really knock your eye out for,
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you just wait left to the party.
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Can't I have it now?
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Nope.
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How's it going?
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-Okay between shakedowns.
-Take, drink it while it's hot. -Thanks.
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We've got to cheer Amy up she thinks the
mage falling down a man holds up place.
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Daddy, uncle Rick’s
got a surprise for me.
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Well it's a fine decent good-hearted
uncle that's what he is,
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why don't you unpack for?
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-after you.
-I'll right back Jackie.
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Well I guess it's as good as way
as any to work up the people,
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I tell you if you could just
see it or hear it you'd,
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wish you were six years old
again shooting honest engines,
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this is probably a museum piece.
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No offense but it probably
ought to be in a museum.
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How could you left an hour ago and still
not be here it only takes for 25 minutes.
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-Hand swap.
-Pf course I know how the buses are,
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I just can't help being upset I’ve
got guests arriving in an hour,
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don't bother me honey,
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yes I know Jackie, please,
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well let's just hope
Cleo arrives soon,
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thank you so much, goodbye.
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-No luck? -She left an hour ago,
it's my fault I should have picked her up.
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But don't fret honey, I have
limitless confidence in Cleo.
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-Honey... -What? -I have a strange feeling
something's wrong.
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-Intuition.
-I don't know, I hope nothing's happened to her.
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-Jackie...
-Run along honey, go out and play.
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Yeah why don't you go outside see if you
can bring down a real-life mate, huh?
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Thanks to the surprise uncle Rick.
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Surprise?
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He thanks me in advance Josie
has a very trusting spirit.
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I brought him one of these
uh massage feather hats,
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-still out in the car isn't it?
-well you know I want to get in the whole picture.
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you know old story
type telling uncle.
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If you get him off of this western
kick, I’ll be glad for a change.
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Stick them up!
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-put them up.
-Now just a minute Billy the Kid.
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I’m not a rebel soldier,
I’m the united states mail,
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and it's against
the law to shoot me.
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-what you want?
-Nothing I’m just practicing.
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Tell you a secret, the real big
stuff's down at the post office,
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registered mail, jewelry,
gold, watches, money.
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Money, I got a
lot of money, see?
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Uncle Rick gave it to me
I’m going to the store.
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Great, run along now and buy
yourself a 20 cent belly,
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I gotta crank up the stage and get,
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going before the engines get me, okay?
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-Sure, bye mailman.
-Bye Jackie.
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I thought I’d give Amy a
sneak preview, does this...
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something wrong?
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Yeah...
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-Hey you gotta feed it.
-What?
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Dimes in the slot
there, fight him cowboy.
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You're sure he isn't playing
in your backyard Judith?
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all right, no no I’ve
called the Davidson’s,
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of course something's wrong, he's got his
uncle's revolver with live ammunition,
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he thinks it's a toy.
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Did you look at
the gun he had?
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I told you mr Chester, it's a
cap gun, he wanted to get in,
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our war and I wouldn't let
him I told him to go home.
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Then you didn't see him
when he came out again?
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No sir, I was over Gary...
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I called everybody I could think
of no one's seen him since lunch.
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That settles it we call
the police right now.
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I’m gonna go
call the police.
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The mailman said he saw him heading
for the supermarket climb in, hurry.
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Honey, the horsey's got a
customer, can't you see?
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now come on now, don't give
daddy a bad time come on.
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How about it friend, give us a fast
ride just once around the corral?
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-I got here first.
-I know I know but give us a break, huh?
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you know how women are
and this one's murder.
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-I got here first.
-I want to ride the horsey.
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Yeah, well here, look pal,
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-there, will that make a ride?
-I got here first.
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Daddy...
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Come here.
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-Hey that's my horse. -I know I know and I’ll
put you right back on him in just a minute.
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-Horse thief.
-Yeah well don't be too hard on the sheriff.
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Here you go Darlene, down.
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Okay, run along kids,
go to the public library.
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Keep that on this job, uh?
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see you on television,
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-George Webster on register 7 please.
-Coming.
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I know how busy you are, but I’m just
beat down to a nub, we should have got,
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this done last week, but we just let
it go and let it go you know the way...
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-What can I do for you?
-Oh she's looking for cartons, big cartons.
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All the cartons we got are back.
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Oh I saw those, they won't do, but you
do have some in the back room that,
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are just perfect except they're
full of dog food or something...
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-Excuse me please, have you seen...
-Just a minute, please.
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this is a true, you see we're all
making puppets for the camp craft...
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-I'm sorry but this is important...
-So was this.
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I said just a
minute lady.
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Therefore puppet theaters
we cut out the front...
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I’ve got to find
my little boy.
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Check with the manager please,
at the desk number six.
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-Excuse me...
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-Just a minute please.
-Can I have your driver's license please.
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All right I’ll take you to
the cashier on number three.
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-Yes ma'am.
-Would you please make an announcement,
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my little boy is around
here someplace with a...
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Jonathan, yeah,
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how many cases?
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-Hands up. -Oh come now,
you wouldn't shoot a girl wouldn't you?
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Sure I would, watch.
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How that?
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More?
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that's why your outlaws are
so mean, you're always hungry,
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never saw an outlaw shoot
anybody on a full stomach,
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now you tell your mommy we have six
different kinds of jiffy snacks,
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all she has to do is
open the can, okay?
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what's your name?
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-Jackie.
-Bye Jackie. -Bye.
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Please, please this is an emergency
I want you to make an announcement.
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You want to ride this
pony, you take your turn.
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Your attention please, we
have a missing boy named...
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...five years old, wearing
a straw cowboy hat,
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his mother is waiting here
at the desk on aisle six,
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Jackie Chester, five years old please
send him to the desk on aisle six.
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I just saw him down there.
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He was sitting right
there loading his gun.
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-that's a real bullet.
-Yes, it is.
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-Jackie, Jackie this is mother...
-Somebody just saw him out in the parking lot.
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Jackie...
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-Any luck? -He's out here
somewhere, somebody just saw him.
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Come on.
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Did you hear that?
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over there.
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Jackie...
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Who's that?
-Me.
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Where's everybody honey?
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I don't know.
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Stick them up Cleo.
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I got no time to play games sweetie pie,
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your mother's probably fit to be tied.
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Uncle Rick gave me this you can
put bullets in it, just like real.
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Did he tell you
all about Africa?
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-Tarzan doesn't live there.
-He moved? -I don't know.
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He probably got himself all
crippled up swinging all the,
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trees the way he does found
himself a nice quad cave.
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-Nobody will play war with me.
-I’ll play with you tomorrow.
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-Stick them up Cleo.
-You put that down Jacky,
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I told you I can't play now.
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-Make me.
-Why you little rascallion, huh.
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if I get my hands on
you Jackie I bet I’ll...
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-I ought to have my head examined.
-That won't help us now.
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I don't know what happened my
mind just went blank or something,
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if anyone gets
hurt is Jackie.
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Sitting here crucifying ourselves
is not gonna solve anything,
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let's go call
the police.
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Stick them up Cleo.
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Okay, you go ahead and shoot me.
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-You tell mom?
-Sure I’ll tell her.
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I’ll tell how you
tormented me with a cowboy gun,
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and wouldn't mind
me for some apple.
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-that's what I’ll tell.
-I'll shoot you Cleo, I’ll shoot you,
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It's all right, I made
my peace so almighty,
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go on, blaze away,
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-Cleo...
-It's a real gun...
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Mommy, mommy.
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After an experience
like that,
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you need something
to break the spell,
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and I have
just the thing,
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I shall rejoin you in a moment.
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On rare occasions we have
stories on this program,
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which do not lend
themselves to levity,
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Bang! You're Dead,
is the case in point,
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we only hope that this play
has dramatized for parents,
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the importance of keeping firearms and
ammunition out of reach of children,
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accidents of this type occur
far too frequently nowadays,
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and the tragic fact is that with proper
precaution they could be avoided,
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that is all for tonight,
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please join us next week,
when we shall return,
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with another story,
until then good night.
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