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Raven: Baxter, Grayson family va‐cay here we come.

Chelsea: I'm excited, Rae.

Hey, why did you decide to va‐cay in Notsuoh?

Raven: It was Booker's idea.

Booker: I've been reading this cool book

called "Artifact Jack"

and Notsuoh is where he had his awesome adventures.

"Artifact Jack" inspired me to be an adventurer.

Raven: I wish he would've read a book called

"Make Your Bed, Fred."

Nia: "Or Wash Your Feet, Pete." Put your shoes back on, Booker.

Booker: What?

Oh, I can't wait to go on a cool adventure

like Artifact Jack.

Tess: I wanna post an epic video that goes viral.

How about you, Small Rudd?

Levi: I want to go to a museum and see a real mummy.

Chelsea: I wanna dance like no one's watching.

Raven: I'm getting a mommy makeover.

This is gonna be the best va‐cay ever.

‐ ( flies buzzing ) ‐ Ugh. Get‐‐ ugh.

This is the worst va‐cay ever.

Why are we in the jungle?

Let's ask our tour guide. Dani?

You are exactly where you are supposed to be.

No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

We supposed to be laying out by the pool.

Ha‐ha. You saved us.

Hey, guys, wait. I just had a vision.

I was being carried away like a hero.

How? Nobody here knows you.

The people of Notsuoh have been waiting for you

to find and return the mystic statue of Bahteri

to it's rightful place before the sun goes down

or else Notsuoh will be in the dark forever.

First of all, Booker couldn't find rain

if he was standing in it, and secondly, why us?

You are the chosen one.

‐ Huh? ‐ The chosen one.

‐ But what do I have to‐‐ ‐ What would Artifact Jack do?

‐ Huh? ‐ He's gone.

But we need answers! Ugh. We need a plan.

I need my deposit back.

Okay, Book, what would Jack do?

Well, in the book, every adventure starts with‐‐

oh, it's a map.

I guess we're following this map.

Well, these are the ruins on the map.

But how do we get in?

Hello? Hello?

Okay, no one's home. We tried.

Hey, guys, this handprint is the same size as mine.

Maybe it needs a hero's touch.

( whirring )

( all screaming )

‐ Ooh. ‐ Ow.

Is everybody okay?

‐ Yep, I'm okay. ‐ Yep, I'm all right.

‐ I'm good. ‐ This isn't good.

This is not good, y'all. I don't do spiders.

I don't do snakes, and I don't do the dark.

Chelsea, you know this. Ever since '08, y'all.

‐ Cool. ‐ Maybe it's a light switch?

Maybe it's nasty and shouldn't be touched.

That is not working.

I know. You got a better idea?

No. It's not like the lights would come on if I did this.

( overlapping chatter )

Huh.

( groaning )

Mom! Ahh!

‐ ( grunts ) ‐ ( whimpers )

Bad mummy! You leave my son alone.

‐ You're mean and‐‐ ‐ ( groans )

Ugh. And you have thousand‐year‐old breath.

‐ ( groans ) ‐ Whew. Thanks, Mom.

Don't worry, Levi. We're safe no‐‐ ahh!

Ahh!

Uh, where's that coming from?

I don't know.

According to this map, this has to be the Bahteri.

Leave with the Bahteri or you'll never leave at all.

Oh, no. Is she possessed?

No. I've seen enough Disney movies to know how this works.

So all I gotta do is get that thing?

Piece of cake.

Booker, wait!

Snakes! ( screaming )

I hate snakes! I hate snakes!

But somebody has to get that Bahteri before it's too late.

Fine, okay. As the oldest person here,

I nominate Tess.

‐ Really? ‐ Fine, fine. I'll go.

Bit if I die, all of y'all are grounded.

Breathe. Here I go.

Are my legs moving yet?

Nice snakes. Good snakes. Good snakeys.

Ahh! Bad snake!

Mom, I think you better hurry up.

Bad snake! That's a bad snake!

( moans )

How are we gonna get out of here?

Uh, I was gonna ask you the same thing.

Oh, that's because we think alike.

Hey, no need to throw insults.

Hey!

I think our mummy friend may have saved the day.

Huh? Me?

( laughing ) I made it. I made it!

‐ Yeah! ‐ Woohoo!

Hey, this ugly thing looks like Coach Spitz.

Grab the Bahteri and let's go!

This says the Bahteri sits on a weighted plate.

If you move it, you have to replace it with something

‐ of equal weight. But what? ‐ Tess?

There's no way she putting me on that thing.

No. Your ball.

I just bought this from the airport gift shop.

‐ Give me the ball! ‐ Okay, okay.

How are we gonna get it to Mom?

Leave that up to me.

You might want to get this, Book.

I got it! I got‐‐ I got it! I got it.

Who dare disturb the Bahteri?

It was me, it was me. But I‐‐ I gotta go.

( roars )

Ahh!

I can't do it! I can't do it!

‐ Hurry! ‐ You can do it!

‐ You got this. ‐ ( screaming )

Oh, snap! The only thing I hate worse than snakes is spiders!

‐ Ahh! ‐ ( roaring )

( all screaming )

Wrong way! The ruins descend.

We have to run towards it.

‐ What? ‐ What?

Do it! Trust me!

( all screaming )

( roaring )

( overlapping cheering )

I knew. I wasn't worried at all.

You did it. Ha‐ha‐ha!

You saved us...almost.

What you mean "almost"?

Ah, this is the day the ancients spoke of.

And the savior will save us.

And I am that savior.

‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. ‐ ( moans )

Ha‐ha, you saved us!

That was my vision.

‐ Hey! ‐ Thank you, Nia.

‐ Me? ‐ Yes. The legend spoke of

the cunning girl who would save us.

But I'm supposed to be the savior. Mom!

Booker, be quiet and let your sister be the savior.

You must now honor us by placing the Bahteri

in its proper place and restoring the light!

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha. It is time.

Uh, nothing is happening.

O.M.G.

That's because we didn't do the rhythm switch.

Right.

What's the rhythm switch?

The Bahteri and Notsuoh share a vibration.

But since the Bahteri was gone, the rhythm is thrown off.

Nia must become one with the beat of the drum

to get them back in sync.

Okay.

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ So we can all get our vacation on ♪

♪ Ever feel like you're out of sync? ♪

♪ Want to be viral but you're just a meme? ♪

♪ You're behind while the beat keeps going ♪

♪ Tryna bust a move but your swag buttons broken ♪

♪ You've got to let the rhythm in and work it out ♪

♪ Just let it go like no one else is watching now ♪

♪ Follow the beat yeah that's the perfect place to start ♪

Like this?

Well, now that's just looking like you really gotta...

Levi!

♪ Rock to the beat like you just don't care ♪

♪ Wow, Booker, now I'm just scared ♪

♪ Don't stop till you catch that wave ♪

‐ ♪ Mom, it's not 2008 ♪ ‐ ♪ '08, y'all ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ Can't pronounce the place we're at ♪

♪ But join in everyone. Notsuoh ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ One with the beat of the drum ♪

♪ If you can't dance to save your life ♪

♪ Oh, I think that's a light ♪

‐ Whoa! ‐ Wow.

The Bahteri works! Ha‐ha‐ha!

You think they realize he's just saying battery with a bah?

I could've replaced a battery.

Uh, not so fast.

I remember the last time you tried to replace a battery.

Okay, how was I supposed to know that was a real dog?

Nia, the people of Notsuoh are forever in your debt.

If there is anything we can do.

Yeah, uh, how about a va‐cay do‐over

since none of us got to do the things we wanted, you know?

Booker never got to go on a cool adventure like Artifact Jack.

Actually, Mom, this has been the adventure of a lifetime.

Levi never got to the museum.

But I did get to see a mummy up close and personal.

( moaning )

But maybe a little too close.

Well, Tess‐‐ Tess wanted to go‐‐

Hey, this video of my epic shot has gone viral.

Nia has been treated like a queen.

Chelz danced like a maniac, but...what about me?

I wanted a mommy makeover.

( moaning )

( screaming )

Ta‐dah.

I said mommy makeover, not mummy.

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