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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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♪♪
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Yo, dum-dums, listen up.
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There's a new plant based
operation located at the edge
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of Forest Whitaker Forest.
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It's called
the Blazor Wulf Plantoronium.
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The Plantoronium.
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Go in there and buy a plant,
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and try not to look like
an asshole.
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I don't care
what anyone says.
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That right there
was art.
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You call it art.
I call it exposition.
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Hey, Blazor,
is now a good time to --
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You better not
ask me about
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making you
bathroom manager.
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Ohh.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Lazor, I'm going
to need you
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to give a shit today.
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Being a greeter
is important.
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I can't promise you that.
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I'm trying to finish
"The Faculty" today.
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[ Groans ] Just get back
to your stations.
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[ Beeping ]
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Como estás?
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Hey, Kinny.
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Hit up
the Zoning Commission.
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We about to chop
more of these trees down!
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I'm opening up
a second Plantoronium.
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A sign of any
successful business
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is being able to open
that same exact business
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right next to or across
the street from said business.
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Um, boss,I'm not going to lie to you.
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We about to chop
more of these trees down!
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Hi. Would it be
possible to speak
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with the master
of this establishment?
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Welcome to Blazor Wulf's Planet
blah, blah.
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Don't break shit,
don't steal shit, and go away.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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-I didn't sign up.
-Hi, everyone.
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I am still looking for the
master of this establishment.
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Hi. I'm Stupid Horse.
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I am the potential bathroom
manage--
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Huh? Aaah! Aaah!
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[ Gasping ]
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Hey, you should learn
to not appear
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when no one calls
for you.
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I don't know if I'll never again
feel a pain such as this.
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That's called
transcendence.
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Security, there's a horse
on the cactus.
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Sorry to be repetitive,
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but I am still looking
to speak with the master.
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She's in her office.
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Can I help you?
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Hello. Are you the master?
Question mark.
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I really hate when people
do shit like that.
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My name is on the front
of the damn store.
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My bad.
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Your plant store in
the middle of my forest,
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Forest Whitaker Forest,
has to go, and so do you.
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Your forest?
So who the fuck is you?
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I am just
an everyday spirit.
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Since your mortal eyes
cannot see my true form,
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I have procured this vessel
to deliver my message.
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I also can
does this, too.
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Holy shit!
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You can make stuff float
with your mind?!
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Why are you not on TV?!
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I mean, I mean, put my damn
plants down.
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No!
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Bad idea.
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You've mistaken me for someone
that gives a shit.
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[ Beeping ]
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Bitch, don't make me
tell you again.
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Ow-ee! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Asshole.
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You'll pay for this.
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Oh, shit.
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Wait a minute.
Why did I leave?
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This is my home, damn it.
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Home girl moves into my hood,
chops down my trees,
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just to make a store
that sells smaller trees.
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The fuck?
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She doesn't know
this place like I does.
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She doesn't even know
the names of these trees,
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like that tree over there.
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Hey, Gerald.
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She's nothing but a gentrifier.
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She's gotta go.
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In the middle
of my forest.
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That spirit can suck
my whole dick.
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Hey, you mind
if I use your phone?
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I think I'm really
far from home,
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and I need to call my mom
to come scoop me up.
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[ Groans ]
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I have returned
to find the perfect vessel
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to exact my vengeance.
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Welcome to the store,
and don't steal nothin'.
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And I don't care.
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I'm good.
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Nope.
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Forehead too big.
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Too short.
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What's in here?
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Ooh, this one has
a cannon.
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Victorious!
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Whee!
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Whee!
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What the heck?!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Slurping ]
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Oh, could I have
some wine, too?
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Deryll --
it's Deryll, right?
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Yeah.
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Don't talk to me.
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Okay.
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Don't play
with me today.
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All right, all right.
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Spinnas trying
to test me today.
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Stupid Horse,
you're making me uncomfortable.
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I'd appreciate it
if you'd leave.
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Um, so, uh...
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If Blazor comes looking,
I'm not here.
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This vessel is stupid!
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I can barely control
my powers in this.
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Stupid Horse, language!
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[ Gasps ]
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Look, I ain't lookin'
for no drama.
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I'm just tryin'
to not do shit in peace.
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Blazor Wulf:
What's goin' on over there?
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[ Buzzing ]
You hear that?
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You told me not to talk.
Deryll, shut the fuck up!
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Okay.
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Oh, God,
this mother fucker.
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[ Gasping ]
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-[ Screams ]
-Flee for my life!
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-Hurry, hurry!
-Get out of my way!
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The hell with this place.
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I plan on procuring
my foliage elsewhere.
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I, too, echo your sentiment.
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-I hate eating here.
-It's too hot.
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It seems the people have spoken.
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[ Flies buzzing ]
Yeah, it's a goddamn
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mess in here.
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Stupid Horse
is trippin' right now.
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Whatever happened
to that Josh Hartnett fellow?
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Josh Hartnett?
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Homey probably got married
and chilled the fuck out.
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This isn't working!
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I'm going to try
the wolf vessel again.
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[ Sighs ] Let's try this
one more time.
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[ Beeping ]
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Father! [ Sobs ]
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Uh-oh, the daddy issues
in this one, it's too much.
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I miss pops.
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Ooh, I needs me a pair.
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Nope, not doin'
that again.
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Huh.
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Oh, what is
this right here?
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Shit. Did everybody
really leave?
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Looks that way.
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I guess folks weren't
into the idea of
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a haunted plant store.
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People be picky like that.
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This spirit really out to piss
all over my cash flow.
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Yes, a steady stream, too.
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This has got to end.
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That's true.
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It's almost
been 11 minutes.
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Ye-e-e-e-e-es!
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I finally have some control
over this jack of asses.
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Oh, no.
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[ Line ringing ]
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Voice: At the tone,please record your message.
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[ Beep ]
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Nah, I'm good.
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Not in need
of a possession today, my dude.
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Mnh-mnh.
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This is fucking
exhausting.
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Why couldn't you
just take me seriously?
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Look, you proved
your point.
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Shit, you even possessed
Stupid Horse to do it.
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God bless,
but it couldn't be me.
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Yeah, it's been
a lot, and yet,
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he's still the easiest
one to possess.
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Okay, so here's
the deal.
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I'm still building
that second Plantoronium,
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but I'll make it four stories
instead of five.
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[ Dinging ]
Four stories?
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Are you insane?
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[ Horn honking ]
That's my mom.
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Thanks for
the wine, Blazor.
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I might have spilled some
on your couch
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and on your desk and some
on your floor and also my
shirt.
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Shut up, Deryll!
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Okay.
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So, deal?
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Hell no!
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I told you to leave,
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and I still
want you to leave.
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♪♪
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[ Glass shattering ]
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You think you could just
show up and chop
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00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:04,827
these trees down
and drop a dang plant store?
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00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:07,667
Yeah, I do.
210
00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,460
You're going around
taking control
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over people's minds and bodies
without consent,
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00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,380
and you're not even
paying them.
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00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:17,038
Fair point.
But I don't have money.
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00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:20,285
I'm a forest spirit.
That's what I does.
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00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:24,375
Well, I'm Blazor Wulf,
and this is what I does.
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00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:28,998
Then I'll just take control of
you and make you leave.
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00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,883
[ Beeping ]
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00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:33,918
I should have done this
from the beginning.
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00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,330
Why wasn't I born
into a different family?
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00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,787
Haunted plants?
That's not even scary.
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00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:44,165
What a waste of time.
What is life? Why are we here?
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Wait a minute.
223
00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,378
Please don't hurt me.
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00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:48,878
[ Growls ]
225
00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:54,077
Oh, boy, I made a mistake.
226
00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:01,170
You know what?
Maybe this needed to happen.
227
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,540
I've always talked
about traveling more.
228
00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,665
Yeah, fuck this.
229
00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:09,670
Talk about a goddamn
waste of my time.
230
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,670
Father's Day
is coming up, right?
231
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,920
We should do something.
232
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,960
I have headphones on.
I can't hear you.
233
00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,542
Also, that's
a terrible idea.
234
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:19,995
I know now's not
the right time, but...
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Yes, Stupid Horse, you can be
bathroom manager.
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Nice!
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♪ I am now the bathroom
manager, ow! ♪
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[ Sighs ]
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00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:34,208
Are we done?
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00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:43,882
♪♪
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♪♪
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00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,165
Cut!
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♪♪
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