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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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♪♪
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So now that we're here,
mind if I state my wants?
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I don't care.
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Everything you ants do down here
makes no difference to me.
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Okay, great.
I'm glad you feel that way,
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because I want Sundays.
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[ Coughs ]
Excuse me?
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The Round Earthers are going
to worship on Sundays.
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It's the best day
for worship.
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You ain't playing around,
is you?
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Not even a little bit.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, I get it!
You're dumb!
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I thought you were smart
because you wore glasses.
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[ Laughs ]
My bad.
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This is truly
some hilarious shit!
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I want Sundays.
I will have Sundays.
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This is cute.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughing ]
You should hear yourself!
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Yo, yo, maybe you don't
want to mess with this one.
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She ain't like you. She look
like she gets shit done.
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Shut up, Wallace.
Let's get outta here.
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It's going to happen whether
you sign off on it or not.
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I get what I want.
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You simply don't have
that kind of manpower, babe.
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Don't waste my time again.
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You trippin'. But at this point,
it's on brand.
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My name isn't "babe."
It's Matilda.
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♪♪
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Oh!
Scrambled eggs.
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♪♪
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At ease,
Round Earthers!
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The Earth is round...
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-All the time!
-Thank you.
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As you all know, I have been
rolling over our strategy
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for recruitment,
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and I'm happy to announce
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that a circular solution
has come to me.
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Our goal moving forward will be
to make Tuesdays into Sundays.
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And then, that way, we'll --
-Uh,
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Imma need you
to explain that a bit more.
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No, it means you go to work
on Monday,
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then you
take Tuesday off,
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and then you go back to work
on Wednesday again.
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No, you're both wrong
and will now be punished.
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Now go stand in the round corner
for two hours.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Before I was
rudely interrupted,
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I made a little video
to explain everything.
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Time, like the Earth,is circular.
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Due to the current positioningof the Earth,
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the work week should beWednesday through Sunday,
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then Monday and Tuesdayare the weekend.
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This should all feel naturalto you.
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Isn't working Mondaysand Tuesdays shitty?
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[ Donkey brays ]
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Aren't those daysyou feel the most depleted
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and in need of restand nourishment of your soul?
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That is becausewe've been trapped
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in flat-thought propagandafor so long.
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Maps, calendars, yearbooks,
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none of them reflect timeor space accurately.
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This is the future.Tuesdays are Sundays!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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This is the message we will
share with the world...
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[ Deep voice ]
...at a pop-up event
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that we're gonna throw
this Tuesday.
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Where are y'all
Shari Lewis fros?
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We're gonna be late!
-Late for what?
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I'm ready, Lazor!
For what? I-I don't know.
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But, uh, you know, a stupid
horse like me got to stay
ready.
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Ha ha!
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The WFPP finally gets booked
for an event,
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and y'all decide now
is the time to fuck around?
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Someone actually booked
the Wulf Family Puppetry Pals?
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Oh, God. Why would anyone
book the WFPP?
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'Cause we got folks out here
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that believe
we deserve our big break.
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No, we don't.
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[ Wind whistles ]
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So, some of y'all know
what's happening right now?
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Canon Wulf:
When we were younger,
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Lazor saw an episode
of "Lamb Chop"
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and thought he could make bank
starting a family puppet troupe.
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So, he started
the Wulf Family Puppet Pals,
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even though we ain't
have no training.
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And, more importantly,
no puppets.
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And like 22 minutes later,
"Reading Rainbow" came on,
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and he completely
forgot about it.
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Well, I remembered again.
Now, let's go!
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We really don't have time
to discuss.
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Explain all of that
one more time, but backwards.
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Nah, just watch
the commercial.
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Man: Are you tired ofworking on Mondays?
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Find yourself with muchmore energy on Saturdays?
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Don't you wishyou could just relax
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at the beginning of the week?
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We believe you deservea better life.
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You deserve to enjoyMondays and Tuesdays.
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Come find out more at our"Tuesdays are Sundays" pop-up
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in downtown Strongburg.
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Free fued, moosic,and poopertry.
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Oh, wait,
this shit looks tight!
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Okay, I'm down.
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Yep. Well, whatever
gets you in your fros.
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Let's go!
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All you have to dois sign a waiver
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in supportof Tuesdays for Sunday.
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The Earth is roundall the time.
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Wait, what was that?
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♪ We are
a family band ♪
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♪ Here we go off to be a band
and a fam-fam-family ♪
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♪ A fam-fam-fam-fam-
family ♪
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♪♪
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Hello. My name is
Mother Trademark.
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I'm a brand ambassador
for the pop-up.
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Are you guys the Wulf Family
Puppetry Pals?
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Yes, we are.
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Your name
is Mother Trademark?
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Like for real?
-Mm-hmm.
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Y'all do know
you're late, right?
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Of course!
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Let me show you
to your green room.
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Hop on the hover scooter.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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This is weird.
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♪♪
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Why is everything round?
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♪♪
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What do you mean?
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All these things
are supposed to be round.
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♪♪
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They're too round.
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This all feels familiar.
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Like from the past?
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Yeah, that.
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I usually don't think
about stuff from before
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'cause it doesn't matter.
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Privilege.
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So, before you perform,
we would like to get you
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to sign this paperwork.
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It's all standard
terms and services stuff.
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Hey, Miss.
Why is your calendar round?
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Why, isn't yours?
Don't you like it?
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But why is it
that way?
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Uh, I don't --
I don't know.
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Some people like stuff to be
fun
and interesting and round.
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Who cares?
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Uh, uh, anyway,
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our coordinator would like
to meet with the person
in charge of this group.
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Who is that?
-That'd be me.
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[ Sarcastically ]
Oh, goodie. Great.
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Well, come with me,
please.
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♪♪
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This is the puppet master
you wanted to see.
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Matilda?
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Thank you, Mother Trademark.
You can leave us.
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Hello, Lazor Wulf.
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Round Earth is bunk.
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All I want is what's best for
you and the folks of Earth
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and for you to put
a little something about
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how Tuesdays are better as
Sundays in your lil' skit
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and maybe
show this chart.
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Tuesdays into what?
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Nah, the WFPP will not
be apart of this.
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No surprise there.
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Males are less capable
of circular thinking.
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Everything is linear
to them,
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running around chasing
their ding-dongs like
a bunch of dicks!
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They'd follow it
right off the edge of the Earth,
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if there was one.
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Probably, but I still ain't
fucking with this.
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And I ain't doing
the puppet show for y'all.
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That's too bad 'cause everyone,
including your friends,
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just signed contracts
saying that they will obey
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the Round Earthers policies
for a trial basis of a year
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and then it will auto-renew
if they don't cancel
after that year.
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That's some cold shit.
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No one ever cancels automatic
renewal subscriptions.
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Sorry, but drastic measures had
to be taken for the movement.
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That's fine, but me
and my puppet skills
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will not
be apart of this.
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-Did he like the chart?
-Get the fuck out of here,
Mother Trademark!
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♪♪
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King Yeti:
It is not my only thing.
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Wow! Okay, King Yeti.
You're indicating, my guy.
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I really need you
to be the puppet.
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I'm trying over here, my dude!
This ain't exactly my skill set.
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So, Lazor Wulf, Lazor Wulf,
baby! Changes were made.
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We got some talking points
from the higher-ups,
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and they want to make sure
it follows the story circle.
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Listen,
this is great and all,
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but a major wrench has been
thrown in the process.
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So we must adapt to our
new circumstances,
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which are,
we gotta jet.
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Blazor Wulf: Please,
speak less dumber.
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Okay, I'm just gonna go
blow it up.
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Okay? Bye.
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-Seems like he's lost it.
-Punch! Punch! Punch!
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Woman: Oh, no! Oh!
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So, therefore, Tuesdays
are now Sundays,
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and we will use that day
to worship the Earth
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in all
its curvaceous beauty!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ooh! Curves are hot!
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And butts are round, just like
the motherfricking earf!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Y'all can't see that
this is all a sham?
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She made you sign away
your rights to her cult!
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Open your eyes!
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[ Deep voice ] Yes, open
your eyes and see the love.
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Nothing says love
like a free trial,
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where you can enjoy love
forever
and ever in an infinite loop!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Normal voice ] However,
linear thought must be
punished!
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[ Deep voice ] Bring out
the perpetrators!
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Well,
this is some shit!
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Imma really die
at a lame-ass pop-up.
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-This is Stupid Horse's fault!
-[ Neighs ] Me?!
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I have to agree.
The horse is at fault.
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All of you shut up
and prepare to be punished.
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Woman: Oh,
they about to die!
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I can't just let you murder my
homies and send them to God!
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Hold up. God ain't got nothing
to do with this.
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I hate that guy!
-So you're not working for him?
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Hell no! Dude laughed at
my Tuesdays for Sundays pitch!
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Seriously, fuck dude!
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-Why didn't say this earlier?
-That's my bad.
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Getting folks
behind this movement
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is just very important
to me, and I --
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Look, Matilda, if this is
about undermining Ol' Bighead,
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I'll sign the contract.
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I'll worry about canceling
the trial next season.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
So, just out of curiosity,
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what were you gonna do to them
after all the spinning?
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Well, after the spinning,
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I was gonna...
and then shove a...
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[ Laughs ]
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Just do that to Stupid Horse.
I wanna see what happens.
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What do you mean,
see what happens?!
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No! No! Nooooooo!
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Everything okay here?
249
00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,127
Everything is perfectly
round here. Thank you.
250
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,498
What's your name?
251
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,833
Pearl.
252
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,167
Ooh, Pearl!
Isn't that a pretty name?
253
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,790
Because it's round.
254
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:23,377
So, you got folks to agree
to turn Tuesdays to Sundays.
255
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:26,288
Big deal.
You do remember I am God, right?
256
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,245
I could just change it back.
I could just --
257
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,543
You got Lazor Wulf's
signature?!
258
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,415
Holy shit!
259
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,330
Yep!
I'm boo'd up.
260
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,917
[ Deep voice ]
Do your worst.
261
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,170
This shit is solid!
262
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,130
I told you
to take her seriously.
263
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,878
She ain't a loser
like you, bruh.
264
00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,168
Goddamn it!
265
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,880
[ Normal voice ] Pearl, can
you
roll all this up for me?
266
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,128
[ Sighs ]
267
00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,128
So you think we gonna
get booked again?
268
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,498
Why wouldn't we?
269
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,133
'Cause we never got to perform
and we're terrible.
270
00:10:55,208 --> 00:10:56,828
-Oh.
-That's true.
271
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,207
I think she lied to us about
that trial being free.
272
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,752
[ Belches ]
273
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,383
[ Neighs ]
274
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:10,498
♪♪
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