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♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da ♪

♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪

[ Breathing heavily, growling ]

[ Dog barks ]

♪♪

Yeaaaah!

The Youth: Yeah, sure, I bit him.

But as far as I'm concerned, when you're playing dress-up,

you have to let people have equal time with the purple tutu.

Dem's da rules.

Okay, so you really bit him?

Yeah, tell me you ain't bite him?

[ Laughs ] Don't take away my nap time, you know what I mean?

The teeth will come out.

Literally!

[ Laughter ]

You so wild.

Like, maybe a little too wild.

[ Laughs ]

I'm hilarious.

Hello, my Delicadancers!

No. Skidaddle, dickhead.

Buzz off, you dump-dum.

Kim, Keisha, Pam, I have some great news.

I got us tickets to a taping of "Strong Talk."

Girls day. My treat.

All: What?

What are you talking about?

I am gonna take my ladies for a massage and green juices,

and then we going to our favorite round table,

tea spillin', daytime talk show, "Strong Talk"!

"Ladies, let's get into it!"

Oh, my God. Canon Wu--

Oh, hell yeah!

Keisha, I don't know what's going on, but I'mma need you

to respect the dynamic.

It's Kim, Keisha, and Pam. Not Keisha, Kim, and Pam.

I'm the leader of the group.

My bad, my bad. You -- You go ahead.

Wow.

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, hell yeah!

But, um...what about our shift at the Delicadanci?

Oh, I got Stupid Horse to cover.

[ Vocalizing ]

I could really use a little R&R.

Let's get into it!

Nuh-uh. This is some bullshit.

Watch your mouth, little girl.

Ooh, you really shouldn't have spilled my milk.

Now I'm gonna have to beat your ass.

You gonna beat my ass, too?

What? Go away, Loser Wulf.

Gladys! Take my away!

[ Barks ]

There are two kinds of people you can't trust --

people who have never been slapped

and people who never played outside.

I've played outside.

♪♪

The Youth: Sometimes I think I'm crazy for thinking

a good thing can last.

[ Thunder crashes ]

It's been weeks since the last time I beat someone's ass.

Kim, Keisha, and Pam changed all that for me.

[ Squeaks ]

And yet, I find myself back here again.

I guess some things never change.

Canon Wulf is about to be as dead as my dead dead-beat dad.

[ Barks ]

No, no, no, no -- Yes.

Yep, yeah, yeah.

Damn.

Canon Wulf, can you keep it down?

It's hard to be treated to a girls day when

you're throwing around your psychic male energy.

Oh, you right. Sorry, Kim.

Maybe I should just check in with Stupid Horse.

[ Vocalizing ]

He grown. It's fine. Now hush.

Yeah, Canon. He good.

I'm sure y'all right.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Yo, Yeti, what up?

Canon, what's good, my dude?

I'm over here at Phancy's, and they said you

came in here and spilled The Youth's milk?

Hey. Yeah, that was me.

You know how I get.

That I do. That I do.

So, word from the streets is that little kid

is gonna beat your ass, my guy.

Wassup?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, word? Well, we'll see about that.

That we will. That we will.

Canon. You're right!

No distractions.

Today is all about you girls.

Just one for the Gram real quick.

[ Glass shatters ]

♪♪

Did I just get... shit-ted on?

♪♪

Hey, asshat! Tell me where Canon Wulf is!

Ugh!

[ Screams ]

I want to get to him before he gets to "Strong --"

Oof!

I know where Canon is. Well, where is he?

He's going to "Strong Talk".

I already know that, you backwards fart.

Okay, so you gonna beat me up now?

Just go away, you weirdo.

[ Sighs ]

[ Chuckles ]

Well, that wasn't great.

"Strong Talk" better be good.

Agreed.

What is it with you today?

Aaand time for the show!

[ Sighs ]

Where is he?!

I need to find him before he gets to "Strong Talk."

I told you. I don't know.

Then explain this.

It says Canon Wulf checked in to your juice stand

15 minutes ago. That was so long ago.

He could be at least 15 minutes away from here by now.

Have you checked the Delicadanci?

What do I look like?

Of course I checked the Delicadanci.

The doors are locked and the lights are out.

[ Squeaking ]

Ooh. From New Booty to No Booty.

The Bus Driver will not be gettin' right

or gettin' tight tonight.

[ Vocalizing ]

Aah!

Look, by now, they have to be at "Strong Talk."

We have been fighting for a long time.

-True. -Then what is this about?

Spilled milk.

All of this over spilled milk?

[ Cellphone rings ]

It's yer boy Canon here.

Why did you have to spill her milk?

[ Sighs ]

Hello?

Slime Beast?

Okay, well, that doesn't seem good.

Why don't you just deal with The Youth?

What? Like...put her down?

That seems...

I mean, at the end of the day, she's a child.

No, not that. Deal with her. Talk to her.

Yeah, maybe buy her a new glass of milk or something.

Oh, God damn it, Keisha!

Keisha, you might be on to something here.

But fuck that! I've never paid for milk!

God damn!

Excuse me. Pardon me. Move, bitch.

I'm on a God damn mission.

-Yo. -Bruh, can you not?

[ Chanting "Strong Talk!" ]

Thank you all for coming, and we just want to remind you

that when the "On Air" light is lit, please no talking.

[ Applause ]

Wow.

Who styled Battle Ham's hair?

You looking good, BH!

Shh!

And we are on in five, four, three, uh, two...

[ Crunches ]

[ Bell dings ]

A-ha! [ Barks ]

All: Shh!

Good morning and welcome to "Strong Talk".

I'm Blazor Wulf, and with me, Jamantha,

Battle Ham, and Florence, everyone.

Folks, let's get into it!

[ Applause, chanting "Strong Talk!" ]

[ Grunts ] It's all over for you, shithole.

[ Gagging ] I'm not gonna fight you, kid.

I mean, it's legal now, so if I had to guess,

people are gonna prefer being smoked.

Well, at least we know someone who's smoked right now.

[ Laughter ]

You and your looks, Battle Ham.

Okay, we're gonna take a break, and up next -- John.

Popular first name, sure.

But are we done with it?

That's right.

We cancel all men named John when we get back.

Stick around.

[ Applause ] [ Choking ]

Wha!

What?!

I'm Canon Wulf.

I disrespect milk on the regular.

Get filled with farts, Lazor Wulf.

This isn't your fight.

Hey, I'm sorry about tossing you like a dirty rag,

but I'm not really tryna fight a child.

How about a truce?

♪♪

Not worth it!

[ Squeaks ]

Canon Wulf: That's enough!

[ Screaming ]

[ Bell dings ]

And we're back.

We've made it to your favorite part of the show,

when Florence gets to go off about some old head shit.

So, Florence, get into it!

Man: You tell them, Florence!

Auto saved passwords, am I right?

How come they're always wrong?

AI is supposed to know what's going on.

How you gonna suggest a password to me and you're wrong?

I don't know what's right. That's why I have auto save on.

If you're gonna help me, then help me.

See, Battle Ham knows what I'm talking about!

Hoo-hoo! Gettin' all worked up.

And now a message from our sponsors.

Yaaaa!

-Eno-- -Enough!

Whoa. Is some shit going down?

What is going on here?

You stole my friends, then you spilled my milk,

and then you ignored my cries for justice.

Dude, no, I haven't.

I got your texts and DMs and mentions.

You're a fucking bug-a-boo!

[ Gasping ]

That's not what I meant.

Keisha, you been mad outta pocket today.

What the fuck is up?

My bad. I just wanted people

to hear what my voice sounded like.

[ Audience "aww"s ]

Oh, okay, okay.

But you more like the body

of the group, you feel me?

Yeah. You right. I be trippin'.

[ Whines, growls ]

Do we not have security here?

Hey. You guys gotta stop fighting.

We are each other's best friends.

You two are acquaintances at best.

Pfft. This whole day was a bust.

Come on, girls. Let's go make some money.

Ahh! Your job is to hang out with me!

[ Barks ]

All: Shh!

Well, that ended well.

Maybe I should just check in with Stupid Horse.

[ Laughter ]

See you around, fuckers!

Blazor Wulf: And we're back.

♪♪

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Clears throat ]

Oh. Oh.

So, what did you think?

[ Chuckles ] Absolute trash.

Reeaally bad.

How can you have four feet and none of 'em work good?

[ Sobbing ]

♪♪