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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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[ Breathing heavily, growling ]
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[ Dog barks ]
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♪♪
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Yeaaaah!
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The Youth:
Yeah, sure, I bit him.
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But as far as I'm concerned,
when you're playing dress-up,
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you have to let people have
equal time with the purple tutu.
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Dem's da rules.
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Okay, so you
really bit him?
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Yeah, tell me you
ain't bite him?
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[ Laughs ] Don't take away my
nap time, you know what I mean?
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The teeth will come out.
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Literally!
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[ Laughter ]
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You so wild.
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Like, maybe
a little too wild.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm hilarious.
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Hello,
my Delicadancers!
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No.
Skidaddle, dickhead.
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Buzz off,
you dump-dum.
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Kim, Keisha, Pam,
I have some great news.
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I got us tickets to
a taping of "Strong Talk."
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Girls day. My treat.
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All: What?
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What are you
talking about?
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I am gonna take my ladies
for a massage and green juices,
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and then we going to
our favorite round table,
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tea spillin', daytime
talk show, "Strong Talk"!
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"Ladies,
let's get into it!"
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Oh, my God.
Canon Wu--
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Keisha, I don't know what's
going on, but I'mma need you
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to respect the dynamic.
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It's Kim, Keisha, and Pam.
Not Keisha, Kim, and Pam.
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I'm the leader
of the group.
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My bad, my bad.
You -- You go ahead.
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Wow.
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Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
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Oh, hell yeah!
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But, um...what about our shift
at the Delicadanci?
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Oh, I got Stupid Horse
to cover.
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[ Vocalizing ]
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I could really use
a little R&R.
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Let's get into it!
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Nuh-uh.
This is some bullshit.
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Watch your mouth, little girl.
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Ooh, you really shouldn't have
spilled my milk.
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Now I'm gonna have
to beat your ass.
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You gonna
beat my ass, too?
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What?
Go away, Loser Wulf.
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Gladys! Take my away!
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[ Barks ]
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There are two kinds
of people you can't trust --
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people who have
never been slapped
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and people who
never played outside.
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I've played outside.
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♪♪
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The Youth: Sometimes I think
I'm crazy for thinking
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a good thing can last.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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It's been weeks since the last
time I beat someone's ass.
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Kim, Keisha, and Pam
changed all that for me.
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[ Squeaks ]
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And yet, I find myself
back here again.
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I guess some things
never change.
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Canon Wulf is about to be as
dead as my dead dead-beat dad.
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[ Barks ]
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No, no, no, no -- Yes.
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Yep, yeah, yeah.
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Damn.
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Canon Wulf, can you
keep it down?
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It's hard to be treated to
a girls day when
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you're throwing around
your psychic male energy.
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Oh, you right.
Sorry, Kim.
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Maybe I should just check in
with Stupid Horse.
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[ Vocalizing ]
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He grown. It's fine.
Now hush.
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Yeah, Canon. He good.
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I'm sure y'all right.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Yo, Yeti, what up?
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Canon, what's good,
my dude?
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I'm over here at Phancy's,
and they said you
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came in here and spilled
The Youth's milk?
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Hey.
Yeah, that was me.
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You know how I get.
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That I do.
That I do.
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So, word from the streets
is that little kid
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is gonna beat
your ass, my guy.
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Wassup?
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, word?
Well, we'll see about that.
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That we will.
That we will.
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Canon.
You're right!
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No distractions.
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Today is all about
you girls.
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Just one for
the Gram real quick.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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♪♪
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Did I just get...
shit-ted on?
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♪♪
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Hey, asshat!
Tell me where Canon Wulf is!
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Ugh!
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[ Screams ]
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I want to get to him before
he gets to "Strong --"
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Oof!
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I know where Canon is.
Well, where is he?
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He's going to
"Strong Talk".
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I already know that,
you backwards fart.
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Okay, so you gonna
beat me up now?
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Just go away, you weirdo.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, that wasn't great.
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"Strong Talk"
better be good.
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Agreed.
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What is it with you
today?
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Aaand time for the show!
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[ Sighs ]
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Where is he?!
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I need to find him before
he gets to "Strong Talk."
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I told you.
I don't know.
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Then explain this.
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It says Canon Wulf
checked in to your juice stand
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15 minutes ago.
That was so long ago.
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He could be at least 15 minutes
away from here by now.
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Have you checked
the Delicadanci?
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What do I look like?
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Of course I checked
the Delicadanci.
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The doors are locked
and the lights are out.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Ooh. From New Booty
to No Booty.
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The Bus Driver will not
be gettin' right
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or gettin' tight tonight.
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[ Vocalizing ]
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Aah!
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Look, by now, they have
to be at "Strong Talk."
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We have been fighting
for a long time.
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-True.
-Then what is this about?
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Spilled milk.
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All of this
over spilled milk?
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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It's yer boy
Canon here.
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Why did you have to
spill her milk?
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[ Sighs ]
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Hello?
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Slime Beast?
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Okay, well, that
doesn't seem good.
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Why don't you just
deal with The Youth?
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What?
Like...put her down?
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That seems...
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I mean, at the end of the day,
she's a child.
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No, not that. Deal with her.
Talk to her.
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Yeah, maybe buy her a new glass
of milk or something.
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Oh, God damn it, Keisha!
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Keisha, you might be
on to something here.
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But fuck that!
I've never paid for milk!
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God damn!
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Move, bitch.
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I'm on a God damn mission.
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-Yo.
-Bruh, can you not?
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[ Chanting "Strong Talk!" ]
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Thank you all for coming,
and we just want to remind you
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that when the "On Air" light
is lit, please no talking.
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[ Applause ]
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Wow.
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Who styled
Battle Ham's hair?
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You looking good, BH!
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Shh!
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And we are on in five,
four, three, uh, two...
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[ Crunches ]
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[ Bell dings ]
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A-ha!
[ Barks ]
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All: Shh!
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Good morning and welcome
to "Strong Talk".
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I'm Blazor Wulf,
and with me, Jamantha,
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Battle Ham,
and Florence, everyone.
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Folks, let's get into it!
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[ Applause, chanting
"Strong Talk!" ]
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[ Grunts ] It's all over
for you, shithole.
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[ Gagging ] I'm not
gonna fight you, kid.
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I mean, it's legal now,
so if I had to guess,
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people are gonna
prefer being smoked.
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Well, at least we know someone
who's smoked right now.
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[ Laughter ]
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You and your looks,
Battle Ham.
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Okay, we're gonna take a break,
and up next -- John.
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Popular first name, sure.
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But are we done with it?
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That's right.
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We cancel all men named
John when we get back.
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Stick around.
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[ Applause ]
[ Choking ]
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Wha!
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What?!
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I'm Canon Wulf.
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I disrespect milk
on the regular.
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Get filled with farts,
Lazor Wulf.
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This isn't your fight.
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Hey, I'm sorry about
tossing you like a dirty rag,
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but I'm not really tryna
fight a child.
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How about a truce?
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♪♪
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Not worth it!
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[ Squeaks ]
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Canon Wulf: That's enough!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Bell dings ]
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And we're back.
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We've made it to your favorite
part of the show,
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when Florence gets to go off
about some old head shit.
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So, Florence, get into it!
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Man: You tell them,
Florence!
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Auto saved passwords,
am I right?
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How come they're
always wrong?
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AI is supposed to know
what's going on.
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How you gonna suggest a password
to me and you're wrong?
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I don't know what's right.
That's why I have auto save on.
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If you're gonna help me,
then help me.
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See, Battle Ham knows
what I'm talking about!
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Hoo-hoo!
Gettin' all worked up.
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And now a message
from our sponsors.
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Yaaaa!
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-Eno--
-Enough!
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Whoa.
Is some shit going down?
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What is going on here?
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You stole my friends,
then you spilled my milk,
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and then you ignored
my cries for justice.
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Dude, no, I haven't.
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I got your texts
and DMs and mentions.
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You're a fucking
bug-a-boo!
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[ Gasping ]
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That's not what I meant.
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Keisha, you been mad
outta pocket today.
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What the fuck is up?
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My bad.
I just wanted people
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to hear what
my voice sounded like.
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[ Audience "aww"s ]
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Oh, okay, okay.
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But you more like
the body
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of the group,
you feel me?
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Yeah. You right.
I be trippin'.
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[ Whines, growls ]
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Do we not have
security here?
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Hey. You guys
gotta stop fighting.
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We are each other's
best friends.
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You two are
acquaintances at best.
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Pfft.
This whole day was a bust.
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Come on, girls.
Let's go make some money.
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Ahh! Your job is to
hang out with me!
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[ Barks ]
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All: Shh!
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00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,080
Well, that ended well.
260
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,497
Maybe I should just check in
with Stupid Horse.
261
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:37,543
[ Laughter ]
262
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,205
See you around, fuckers!
263
00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:41,212
Blazor Wulf:
And we're back.
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00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,922
♪♪
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00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000
[ Vocalizing ]
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00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,213
[ Clears throat ]
267
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,132
Oh. Oh.
268
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,668
So, what did you think?
269
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,580
[ Chuckles ]
Absolute trash.
270
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,537
Reeaally bad.
271
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,955
How can you have four feet and
none of 'em work good?
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00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,212
[ Sobbing ]
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00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:06,752
♪♪
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