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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,083 --> 00:00:02,583 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 2 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:06,497 ♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪ 3 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,293 ♪ Da da da da ♪ 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,245 ♪ Da da da da da da ♪ 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:16,583 ♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪ 6 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:19,247 And we all know who y'all got to thank for introducing 7 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,583 the Heated Toilet seat to Strongburg right? 8 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:23,997 Hmm. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,420 Ugh. 10 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,460 Was it Battle Ham? 11 00:00:28,542 --> 00:00:29,882 Y'all know what it is. 12 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:32,878 Folks were living in the damn Dark Ages before that. 13 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,918 Listen, Lazor Wulf, as your bestest homie, 14 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,630 I say that sounds like a bunch of horse sh-- 15 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:41,628 I'm usually not one to mix shit-talk with food-talk, 16 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,788 but shout-out to the homie Battle Ham 17 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:47,375 for all his contributions to our modern society. 18 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:50,458 [ Smack! Smack! Smack! ] 19 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:53,462 If you can't carry 7,000 mozzarella sticks, 20 00:00:53,542 --> 00:00:56,712 then it shouldn't be on option on the damn "Food Go-Go" app. 21 00:00:56,792 --> 00:01:00,542 I hear you, but let's be our most honest selves right now. 22 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:04,285 Do you really need any more mozzarella sticks? 23 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,125 Oh, shit. 24 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,998 Dude must have hit his head or something. 25 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:09,213 Shut up, Wallace! 26 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,632 Are you saying I need to go on a diet? 27 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:13,378 Unh-unh. Don't put that on me, bro. 28 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:15,538 Oh, here it go. 29 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:19,125 So "Food Go-Go" thinks I need to go on a diet, huh? 30 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:22,208 Well, I guess I'm going on a fucking diet, 31 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:24,002 and y'all know when I go on a diet... 32 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,793 [ Sighs ] The whole world goes on a diet. 33 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,165 That's fucking right. 34 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,080 Unless folks ate already. 35 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,827 So...how do I get hooooom-- 36 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,462 [ Smack! ] 37 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:39,712 Huh? Huh? 38 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:40,962 What the hell? 39 00:01:41,042 --> 00:01:43,172 Y'all know I don't mix magic with my food. 40 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,880 My corn and pizza rolls! 41 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:49,828 Brr! I demand to speak to a manager right now. 42 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:51,167 Woman: Good thing we ate already. 43 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,670 Anyone seen where Battle Ham went? 44 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,460 No idea, my dude. 45 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:56,292 [ Whirring ] 46 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,665 Hola, dickheads. 47 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:01,170 Look what I just bought off the Dorkhole. 48 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:02,880 Oh, shit. 49 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,578 Did y'all blow up another Esther's? 50 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,707 Nah. It -- It just disappeared. 51 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:08,422 Nice tank. 52 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,210 How we talking about tanks when Battle Ham 53 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:11,832 and all of the food is gone? 54 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:16,037 Well, I mean, it is a ham, and ham is food, so... 55 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,535 Ah! Hey, watch your mouth. 56 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,035 Battle Ham is more than food. 57 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:21,915 Whoa. You can't be fighting on no empty stomach, my dude. 58 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,040 You're right, Yeti. 59 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,665 I lost my composure. 60 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,540 So Battle Ham is -- is really gone? 61 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,205 Looks that way, my dude. 62 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:33,542 So y'all want to go home and watch "My Bruther and Mee"? 63 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:35,575 Goo Punch! Everybody! 64 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:36,877 Goo Punch! 65 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,918 I can't, not with BH gone. 66 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,960 I'm so sorry, Lazor. 67 00:02:41,042 --> 00:02:43,632 I bought a fucking tank. 68 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:44,878 [ Sighs ] 69 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:48,208 Dude loved tanks... and heated toilet seats. 70 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:51,382 We were living in the Dark Ages before those. 71 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:53,248 Shout-out to the homie, for real. 72 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:54,583 [ Indistinct talking ] 73 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,827 Jet Skis, chocolaty cereal, box braids -- 74 00:02:57,917 --> 00:02:59,707 That was all Battle Ham. 75 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:02,332 Well, Battle Ham introduced me to Gladys. 76 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:03,577 [ Barks ] 77 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:06,247 Battle Ham taught me how to load my first gat. 78 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:09,793 Ooh, lil buster taught me how to drive my biggety bus. 79 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,535 And let's not forget that Battle Ham also produced 80 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,495 the Josh Hartnett-starring vehicle "The Faculty." 81 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,633 What? No. Y'all are missing the... 82 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:19,208 Ham! Battle Ham! Battle Ham! 83 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:21,582 Never mind. I'm going to the mall. 84 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,877 That was Battle Ham's third favorite place. 85 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:25,208 You want us to come with you, 86 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:29,962 you know, mainly me, your bestest homie? 87 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:31,212 No. I'd rather go alone. 88 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:33,292 Plus, Battle Ham never really liked you. 89 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,915 [ Gasps ] 90 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,875 You're hugging me too tight. 91 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:44,748 Car sticker? Hell yes. 92 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,753 These folks are phony as fu--. 93 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:50,173 It is I, Lamont Brickwater, and tonight, I plan 94 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:54,250 on premiering the beginning of my 37-part docuseries, 95 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:57,673 "The Strongest of Hams. The Battle Ham Story." 96 00:03:57,750 --> 00:04:00,460 I, Lazor Wulf, am not okay with this. 97 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:03,922 Merch! Merch! Merch! 98 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,330 Canon, what the fuck is this? 99 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,207 What it is, is what it look like -- 100 00:04:07,292 --> 00:04:10,792 celebrating a lost soul the only way one should, 101 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,285 with merch! 102 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,495 [ Zap! ] 103 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,923 'Cause we family, I'm-a let that slide, 104 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,420 but you better change your fucking attitude. 105 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,670 More like Hater Wulf. 106 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,500 Oh, no. 107 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,333 Wah! Wah! Oh! 108 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,127 Look at you. [ Growls ] 109 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,708 Bet you hungry as hell. 110 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:29,382 Shut up, Wallace! Ah! 111 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:31,418 Strongburg-ians... 112 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,750 What's going on here, Kim? 113 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,173 Hey, Lazor. You here for Yeti's show too, huh? 114 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,630 Yeti's show? Audience:Yay! 115 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,958 You are gathered to witness my newest of trick, 116 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:40,882 one that I've named 117 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:43,328 Battle Ham Is the Greatest Friend 118 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,287 I Have Ever Fucking Had. 119 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,245 Audience: Yay! 120 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,463 I will perform this trick 121 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,252 both blindfold and then backwards. 122 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,543 Better not, though. 123 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:51,995 [ Sighs ] 124 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,713 Lazor Wulf leaves as Yeti pulls off the trick with ease. 125 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:58,082 Mm, mm, mm. So much anger in his little heart. 126 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,077 Probably just hungry. 127 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,917 No. 128 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,420 No. 129 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,080 No! 130 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:06,377 ♪ You say you overlook? ♪ 131 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:08,378 ♪ Nah, you just overcook ♪ 132 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:09,708 ♪ How you gonna roast me ♪ 133 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:12,082 ♪ When I wrote the cookbook? ♪ 134 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:13,327 [ Laughs ] 135 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:16,957 Oh, we rap for our food 'round here, baby. 136 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,922 Well, prepare to be blown away 137 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,040 because I'm not only the best rapper... 138 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,075 [ Stomach growls ] 139 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:23,827 ...but I'm also hungry. 140 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:25,707 ♪ Mayonnaise, lettuce, pickles, and meat ♪ 141 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:30,042 ♪ Two slices of bread and a side of cheese ♪ 142 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,125 That ain't no freestyle. 143 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,708 That was a lunch order. 144 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,462 [ Laughs ] Give me back my mic. 145 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,292 What you mean? That was great. 146 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,075 Give me something to eat now. 147 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:40,577 Can't you see I'm hungry? 148 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,417 Please, feed me. 149 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,420 Fuck no. 150 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,960 You gon' starve to death. 151 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:47,422 You hear me?! You gon' starve. 152 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,710 [ Crying ] 153 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:52,582 Yep. I give this, like, 5 more minutes. 154 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:54,577 Coming up in a couple minutes -- 155 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,497 If a horse is stupid, and nobody hears it... 156 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,418 [ Zap! ] 157 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,080 ♪♪ 158 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,577 You ain't never had your ass beat, huh? 159 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,247 Hmm. Don't think I have. 160 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:10,883 [ Crying ] 161 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:14,418 We were beyond friends, Jamantha. 162 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,880 We were family. 163 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:21,788 There wasn't a day we didn't go to the mall. 164 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:24,495 [ Crying ] 165 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:27,133 So I've petitioned to get Strongburg 166 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:30,288 to be renamed to StrongHam, 167 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:34,075 and we will be meeting at Strongburg Square 168 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:39,627 [Crying] to properly commiserate my buddy. 169 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:40,958 [ Cries ] 170 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:43,002 Mmm, that's that good shit. 171 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,463 Okay. I'm ready. 172 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:46,172 Wait. Are we li-- Are we live? 173 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,630 What the fuck is wrong with you? 174 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:48,998 Do you hate me that much? 175 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,383 You fucking got me on TV looking like a Goddamn -- 176 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:52,958 [ Static ] 177 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:54,752 That, right there, is the last straw. 178 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,673 These motherfuckers play too much. 179 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,170 [ Chatter ] 180 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,170 [ Slam! ] 181 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:00,460 Unh-unh. 182 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:03,172 Walk back out that door and walk in my store 183 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,830 like you got some damn sense. 184 00:07:04,917 --> 00:07:06,827 For real? 185 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:09,667 [ Creaking ] 186 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,170 So what's your problem? 187 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:13,710 It's disgusting, and I am disgusted. 188 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,502 Oh, the Battle Ham thing. 189 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,583 Look, folks are going to mourn how they mourn. 190 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,167 Nah, fuck that. 191 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,460 Folks can go get their own dead friends to mourn. 192 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:27,172 Spinna, Battle Ham is everyone's dead friend now, 193 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,290 and you got to live with that. 194 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,325 Also, you don't own the dude. 195 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:32,707 And neither does -- Hey, boss. 196 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,712 It looks like your copyright for Battle Ham -- 197 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:36,002 Okay, thanks, Kinny! Bye! 198 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:37,583 What did you file a copyright for? 199 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:41,747 Uh, hmm, uh, how do I put this? 200 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:44,173 Damn, Blazor, really? Look. 201 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:47,500 The opportunity presented itself, and I took it. 202 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:48,713 You know me. 203 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:50,252 I'm a grabber of opportunities. 204 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,633 That is so fucked up. 205 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,038 Look. It seemed like a great idea at the time. 206 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,495 And what time was that? 207 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,883 'Cause the homie and the food disappeared 7 minutes ago. 208 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,128 About 10 minutes ago. 209 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,668 Look. Just take it. 210 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:03,330 Seriously, take it before I change my mind. 211 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:04,877 For real? Yes! 212 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:07,958 Consider it an early and last birthday present. 213 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,832 I don't usually thank folks, but -- 214 00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:12,377 Well, don't start today 'cause that's not how we were raised. 215 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,878 Well, I've got one more last favor to ask. 216 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:20,248 People of Strongburg, it's me, ♪ Stupid Horse ♪ 217 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,883 Thank you for pulling up to this special occasion. 218 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:25,538 Battle Ham! Battle Ham! 219 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:26,915 Shut up! 220 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,460 I'm fucking talking here. 221 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:32,792 We are here for Battle Ham, my best friend, 222 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:38,575 and we are here to get Strongburg renamed to... 223 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:44,037 [Deep voice] StrongHam. 224 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,955 [ Sighs ] Can we cheer now, 225 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,752 or you gon' tell us to shut up again? 226 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:50,133 Oh, uh, yeah. Y'all can cheer now. 227 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,378 Audience: Uh, yay! 228 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,788 Okay. That's enough. 229 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:58,165 I also wrote a song that ♪ I'd love to sing ♪ 230 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,250 Ah! 231 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,883 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 232 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,458 ♪ It's Armageddon ♪ 233 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,962 Where'd that come from? 234 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,132 Over there. 235 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:07,828 -Oh, go, go. Get out of the way! -Ah! 236 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,785 All of y'all dum-dums have 3 seconds to disperse. 237 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:15,375 Lazor Wulf, what is this about? 238 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:16,918 You know what this is about. 239 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,420 Y'all being annoying as fuck 240 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,130 and lying on my dead homie's name, 241 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:23,248 and now that I own the rights, it'll strictly be pay-to-play. 242 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,633 Is this about the T-shirts? 243 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:28,038 Abandon ship, my dudes. 244 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,745 Motherfucker done lost his mind! 245 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,753 That's right, Strongburg. Skedaddle, dickheads! 246 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:33,793 Go home. 247 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,995 No, StrongHam-ians Do not run. 248 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,963 We must stand and... 249 00:09:39,042 --> 00:09:40,462 You know what? Never mind. 250 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,212 I'm not dying for this. 251 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:43,582 Mnh-mnh. 252 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:44,667 [ Glass shatters ] 253 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,000 No. 254 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,963 I don't want to rap. 255 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:50,332 Don't make me rap. 256 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,577 I am so freaking hungry. 257 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,537 I can't even sleep. 258 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:57,825 I'm having nightmares where I got to freestyle for my food. 259 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:58,957 Freestyle? 260 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:00,792 Just bring the damn food back. 261 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,785 [ Crying ] Goddamn. 262 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,173 We have so much space here now. 263 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,580 I'm-a see if I can buy this up real quick. 264 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,877 Shit. 265 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:14,998 There goes my five-story mini mall. 266 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,923 Lazor, remember our deal. 267 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,670 You owe me 1 day's help in my new plant store. 268 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,290 Gas for tanks ain't cheap. 269 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,705 Yeah, yeah. 270 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,082 [ Flies buzzing ] 271 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,287 Oh, shit. 272 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,205 Battle Ham? 273 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,832 Yo, where you been dude? 274 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:32,627 You had these clowns thinking you were dead in the streets. 275 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,918 They were coming out the woodwork, 276 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,380 making false claims on your name, 277 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,378 and you know I couldn't let that slide. 278 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:38,538 Well, no worries. 279 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,535 It's handled, and you're welcome. 280 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,245 Anyways, you hungry? 281 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:45,383 'Cause I ain't eaten a damn thing in about 11 minutes. 282 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,208 Oh, yeah, one more thing. 283 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,672 I own you now, and you caused 30 million in damage 284 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,790 that you have to pay. 285 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:55,535 Wallace, order me 800 lemon-pepper wings 286 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,995 right the fuck now! 287 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,213 I'm hungry, Goddammit. 288 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:10,582 ♪♪ 20073

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