Original subtitles

♪ La, la, la

♪ La, la la la, la‐la la la

♪ Da da da da

♪ Da da da da da da

♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ Clanking ]

Stupid Horse, will you please stop vacuuming?

Were trying to have a family argument.

Its okay. Your arguing is not bothering me one bit.

Please carry on.

You serious right now? Its okay.

Just act like Im not even here.

Dont you got a place of your own to go to?

Well, I did have my own room,

and then Lazor Wulf took it, and I did have an office,

but Yeti turned it into a skate park.

Its a bicycle park, man ‐‐ bicycle.

Thats right. Stupid me.

[ Vacuum gurgling ]

Hmm, must be something stuck up in there.

All Im saying is, every Dads Day,

we try to treat Father like a pop,

and it always goes horribly wrong.

Yall remember last year?

That mother[Bshh] ate Carlton!

The mother[Bshh] ate Carlton,

so I say we just cancel Fathers Day altogether.

Look here. Im still sad about the Carlton situation,

but canceling Fathers Day?

Now, dont you feel like thats a bit drastic?

You talking wild shit right now, Lazor Wulf.

I dont want to grow up without a Fathers Day, man.

You already are grown, you dumbass.

But for real, how would you like it

if your kids didnt recognize you on Fathers Day?

I dont have kids.

Well, there you go. And how does it feel?

Ooh, Ive been looking for this!

Hey, you guys! Lookie what I found.

Crossfire, the deadliest game?

Put it away. Yeah, for real.

Dont pull out Crossfire unless youre serious.

Game know how to bring the animal out of a spinner.

You guys are being weird.

Crossfire is the shnizzynit.

♪ Crossfire

♪ Youll get caught up in the crossfire ♪

All right. Now, back to business.

Lazor Wulf, its your turn

to be head of the Fathers Day committee,

so you need to come up with something fast.

Im good. Pops is the worst, and I feel as though ‐‐

Yes. We all know how terrible dad is.

Just pick something already. For real, hurry up!

This is infringing on bonding time with Pops.

All right. Im willing to give this one more shot.

But this time, were going to connect with dude on his level.

So this year, we are taking him to...

Yo, why you got us in the boondocks, son?

You can lead a wolf to Fathers Day, Canon,

but sometimes, its better to bring Fathers Day to the wolf.

Pops!

Hey, Dad! So great to see you.

All right, Florence. Go.

Its Fathers Day, and the kids want to ‐‐

Oh. Uh‐uh! Uh‐uh!

Hi‐yah!

Come on, now. Hurry up, while hes out.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Aw. He looks so peaceful,

laying there unconscious and drooling and such.

[ Chuckles ] This was a great idea, Lazor Wulf.

You know, we finally got a nice regular family photo.

Do yall understand this? Cause I dont. Its simple.

With homie out cold, he wont be able to ruin

our Fathers Day activities.

Okay, Dad. You ready to do this Fathers Day shit?

Aw. Oh. That is [Bshh] nasty.

♪

Ha ha! A family that stays together craps together.

[ Farts ]

There are so many goodies in here!

[ Rumbling ]

Yes, your boy done did.

Help! Im trapped!

You know, Im kind of bout this wildlife life.

I might open a little store out here.

Got to chop down all these damn trees first.

They are all up in the way and shit.

How you thinking about money right now?

We finally hanging with Pops without some wild [Bshh] popping off!

I love you, Dad.

You really love Fathers Day. Dont you?

Shut up, Florence!

Yes, I do. I love it so much.

[ Beeping ]

I got Dads favorite. Its a raccoon‐meat breakfast burrito.

Mnh‐mnh. No, thanks. I think Im good.

You aint get no mozzarella sticks?

Oh, nah, brah.

Aint no way Im eating no dumpster‐raccoon‐meat

breakfast burrito. Hey.

You wanted to give Dad a good Fathers Day,

and thats what Im doing. Eat the [Bshh] burrito.

♪

[ Sniffs ]

Are you going to eat yours, Florence?

[ Laughs ] You out of your mind.

Im gonna walk around these woods and take some selfies.

Dope idea, Lazor.

I guess he was really on to something.

Thanks, Canon, but in order to truly bond with Dad,

I didnt order just any raccoon‐meat breakfast burrito.

Word? Yeah. I do have more words to say.

I specifically asked that the raccoon

used in this breakfast burrito be a rabid one.

Wait, what?

[ Snarling ]

Man, this is too much.

Im gonna have to move the [Bshh] up out this neighborhood now!

Dad? No. Its Al [Bshh]...

Of course, its me!

Well, Dad, better late than never.

What do you say we get to know each other?

Oh, well. Guess Ill go binge‐watch Netflix

till the rabies wears off.

Look at what your stupid rabies burrito got us into.

[ Snarling ]

Uh, we should go.

Oh, you a smart mother[Bshh]

Stupid Horse: ♪ Cant you see Im trapped?

♪ Cant you see Im so confused? ♪

♪ I cant get out

♪ No

I think Im actually going to die in here. [ Thud ]

Oh, is that a light switch?

Tight!

Man, I could live in here.

♪ This could be my little secret hideaway ♪

♪ Hideaway

Well, we almost had a good Fathers Day.

Works for me, to be honest.

I love watching you fail at this every year.

Then why do you act like you hate us so much?

I guess its cause I actually do.

I mean, give me one reason I should like yall.

Youre obnoxious, Canon Wulf is self‐destructive,

Blazor Wulf is aggravating, and dont get me started on Florence.

Wow, tell me how you really feel. Its like, shut up already.

Who cares about power walking? Jesus Christ, I know I dont.

Pff. Yeah.

So what do you like?

I mean, Id rather [Bshh] my own butthole

than listen to her talk about power walking.

While were at it, I also hate your friends ‐‐

Musty Horse and Bing Yammy.

Their names are Stupid Horse and King Yeti.

Yeah? Well, I hate their [Bshh] names, too.

Pff! Noted.

If you really loved your father, instead of torturing me

with all this Fathers Day bull[Bshh] every year,

you and the rest of that family can just walk off a cliff.

Yeah. Ill add that to the idea list for next year.

[ Laughs ] You know what, son? I like you. Youre different.

I ‐‐ Nah, I change my mind. I dont like you. Pff!

I guess you being feral isnt the problem.

Youre just an asshole. Bingo! Pff!

[ Quacks ]

Want to learn a fatherly lesson?

[ Snoring ]

Any money you make here is mine.

Any money you make there is mine.

Much appreciated. You stealing money from a dice game?

You a cold dude. Thats right, the coldest spinner alive.

Okay. I can admit this was a failed experiment.

Happy Fathers Day to you, but Im gonna get back

to my family and fix this rabies situation.

Theres only one way to handle rabid animals.

You got to put them down. Pff!

Yeah, because murdering ones family

is always the right choice. Of course.

Youd do the same to me if I was feral. Wouldnt you?

No. Id plan a nice Fathers Day.

Man, save that [Bshh] for your therapist.

Now, lets go murder your family. Pff!

Im good. I think Id rather not murder my family today.

Youre right, son. We cant.

We cant because you just got knocked the [Bshh]

out by me, your daddy,

A. K. A. Mr. I Hate My Damn Kids.

[ Laughs ]

Pff!

Hey, yo. Im the Tyronn Lue of this [Bshh]

back when he was playing against AI,

but I never got stepped over, and Im on a bike.

Bam.

Yo, Stupid Horse, we running out of room

for my bike park, man.

We need to knock down a few walls.

Wheres Stupid Horse at?

[ Vacuum whirring ]

Doh.

[ Gurgles ]

Wow.

Plenty of room for a new bike park in here now!

Lets do it. Aw!

Look at yall acting like

a bunch of savage‐ass animals right now.

Id be proud if I didnt hate yall so much.

[ Whimpering ] [ Panting ]

Killing yall would make this the greatest Fathers Day ever!

[ Pants ]

Ah!

Theres only one way to fix this.

Is that... Yep.

I challenge you to a game ‐‐ a game of Crossfire.

Crossfire, the deadliest game known to man?

You must really want to save that family, huh?

Have a seat.

And I thought you were smarter than the rest.

I accept your challenge!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Welcome to your doom!

Pff!

♪

Its sometime in the future...

Bro, were actually in the present.

Shut up, Wallace.

Its sometime in the future.

The ultimate challenge ‐‐ Crossfire!

♪ Crossfire

♪ Youll get caught up in the crossfire ♪

♪ Pow!

♪ Crossfire

♪ Youll get caught up in the... ♪

♪ Crossfire

♪ Pow! Crossfire ♪

♪ Yeah

Crossfire. Yeah.

Ha, thats right. Yeah.

Crossfire! Yeah, yeah.

Youll get caught up in it.

Yo, what happened?

Those breakfast burritos had me going crazy!

Yeah, me too.

We had another awful Fathers Day again,

and I had to kill Dad in a game of Crossfire.

You had to play Crossfire? Geez, Im so sorry, Lazor.

Imma miss you, Pops.

[ Barking ] Oh. Hold on.

Aah!

[ Farts ]

Save that 40. It seems like hes still alive.

Thats great cause we need to plan

for next years Fathers Day.

What? Man, nah, no more Fathers Day. Thats it.

But its our daddy!

Lazor Wulf, just because he always tries to kill us

dont mean he aint our dad!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

♪

[ Coughs ]

♪

[ Sizzling ]

♪