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♪ La, la la la, la‐la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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[ Farts ]
I know you just farted,
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but Im going to respect
your hustle and not say a word.
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Thank you.
And I knew from this moment on,
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wed be friends until
the end of this drive.
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Stupid Horse,
where you got us going, my dude?
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Ill give you 12 hints.
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Its called Gods Museum
of Obvious Beliefs.
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Come on. You know
I dont participate
in God‐related activities.
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Its too late to back out,
anyways. Were already here.
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Also, I heard they got
a real, live Bigfoot
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with little foots.
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Thats bull[Bshh]
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Lazor Wulf continues
to sit in the car
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and refuses to give to Stupid
Horses words any credence.
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Lazor Wulf, having your life
revolve around stuff
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you cant prove or confirm
is what life is all about.
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All: Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga, hes that spinna.
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Everything is a lie.
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Like for one,
the Earth being flat ‐‐
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no, thank you.
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At the Church of
Scientifical Spinnas,
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were only preaching facts,
like how theres only one Earth
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and that its most
definitely round.
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Hmm, you talking that shit.
Preach.
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Flat, why?
Because God says so?
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The man is a deceiver.
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[ Deep voice ] No,
youre the deceiver‐r‐r‐r‐r‐r.
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[ Normal voice ] Why am I
so passionate about this?
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Ive been trying to tell
these spinnas, man.
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God is the fibber.
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He has us running around
in circles believing
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that this world is flat,
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and the sheep
like you believe him.
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Baah!
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Baaaaaaah!
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Tragic.
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Tragic, it is.
I have to pee.
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My name is Bill Figga,
the Science Spinna.
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I believe the Earth is round.
Bye‐bye.
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That man has not a single [Bshh]
to give.
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He was talking
a serious amount of bunk.
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Luckily you held me back.
I was gonna thrash him.
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You know, Stupid Horse, I
believe I found something
to believe in.
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Lamar Wulf,
I like your character.
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Youre special
and loyal.
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Thanks, Mr. Figga.
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You know, we always got room for
one more Scientifical spinna.
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Where do I sign?
Uh, are you serious?
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I thought beliefs were stupid.
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No, your beliefs.
His beliefs are scientific.
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Its even in the name.
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My beliefs are smart
and real.
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Flat Earths are real.
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Round stuff is stupid
and unreal.
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What the [Bshh]
did you just say?
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Damn!
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Dont insult
my beliefs.
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Ill eat your [Bshh] heart.
I swear I will.
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Lazor Wulf, I think its time
that you remove yourself
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from these God‐fearing
flat‐Earthers
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and join the family.
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Peace.
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Thats cool.
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Have your little funky
round friends.
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Yeti and I are going to learn
actual things in a real museum.
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I dont know. Not really
the museum type, my dude.
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They got [deep voice]
Neanderthal unicyclers.
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Im in.
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Matilda: You got globes,
bobble Earths
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and your Coco Earth Puffs
all in there.
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Now, go out there and spread
that round‐Earther truth.
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And dont forget
to sell that merch.
Merch?
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I thought we were heading back
to the compound so me and Bill
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can discuss how to get these
round‐Earth measures rolling.
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See what I did there?
You got to prove your worth.
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And that involves
selling merch?
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Yep.
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♪
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Hi. Im with the Church
of Scientifical Spinnas.
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Did you know that everything
that we think
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that we know
is pure bunk?
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Hey, check this out.
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Go pee
into your own mouth.
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I will not be doing that.
But would you like a snow globe?
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[ Doorbell ringing ]
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Hi. I see that
you live here, too.
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Would you like to buy
a dope round Earth?
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Get out of here,
mayonnaise monkey.
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Mayonnaise ‐‐
the worst condiment.
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It truly is. Now,
get off my second porch!
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[ Doorbell buzzes ]
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Ooh, you like my haircut,
little buster?
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No, but would you like to hear
about the round Earth
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and buy a snow globe?
Hey, buster.
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Compliment my haircut first
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before you get
on my biggety bus.
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Sir, I cant do that.
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Pull yourself together, Lazor,
and remember why you did this.
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You got to help
spread the truth.
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Now, where is
unnecessary roundness valued?
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Yo, son, you a genius.
All them big marbles
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with islands on it
make perfect, cheap implants
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for my delicate dancers.
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Thanks for the money,
and I really hope
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you enjoy
the rest of your day, sir.
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Yes!
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[ Sighs ] That was great.
Okay, time to go.
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Huh?
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Looks like were locked in.
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All:
Bill Figga, hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga, hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Uh, if I may ask, whats
this stupid thing yall doing?
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Bill Figga demands we praise
his scientificalness all day,
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or well get a stern talking to
and a beating.
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Yeah, got you.
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Wheres Prophet Figga
anyway?
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♪
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Hey. I know you.
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You were the one
with the horse.
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You sell that merch yet?
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[ Cash register dings ]
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Great job. I knew
you were a true believer.
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Yeah, I guess. Can I ask what
the hell this is all about?
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What does it look like
its about?
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This is the round pathway
to scientifical enlightenment.
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That doesnt make
any sense.
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I dont see anybody around here
talking round‐Earth philosophy.
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As a matter of fact,
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everyone is just walking
around praising you.
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Glad you understand.
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Before you go and make me
more money,
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I need you
to scrub the buttocks.
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Thanks.
Wont be doing that.
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Why not? You dont want
your glorious leader
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walking around
with a dusty bum.
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Hey, you know what?
Youre exactly like God.
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No, Im better.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
hes that spinna.
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Im good, and Imma keep letting
the world know its round.
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I dont need to praise you
to do that.
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[ Laughs ]
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Did I say that funny?
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Spinna, its flat, like the ass
of a person whose butt is flat.
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I made it all up.
Wait, you made it up? Why?
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I enjoy getting these
fart huffers worked up,
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and if I make some bread
and get some gullible wolves
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to scrub my butt
in the process, even better!
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So yall going to act like you
really dont hear this [Bshh]
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The leader is confessing
that hes a fraud.
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[ Man coughs ]
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Whatever. Im about to
prove you wrong
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and expose your already‐exposed
dumb ass to the world.
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Get him.
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♪
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♪
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O‐M‐to‐the‐G‐O‐D.
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Wowee, were going to have
a sleepover.
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What should we do first?
Oh, I know!
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[ Deep voice ]
Lets roast some bananas
and tell some erotic stories.
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I could use a coffee
right about now.
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Aah!
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Shh, shh.
Be quiet, man.
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Just a scary voice
coming from something scary.
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Lets walk towards it
and make friends.
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Aah!
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♪
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Aah!
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♪
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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[ Knuckles crack ]
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Aah!
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♪
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Any luck,
round‐Earther girl?
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I keep telling you my name
is Matilda,
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and, no, sir,
he doesnt seem to be around.
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Hmm.
I know how to flush him out.
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[ Clears throat ]
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You know whos amazing?
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God.
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God is so, so magnificent.
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Hell, no, hes not.
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Get him.
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♪
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Hey, look.
I need to borrow your bus.
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Oh, this bus?
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Only if you tell me
you like my haircut.
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Tell me you like my cut.
Tell me you like my cut.
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Tell me you
like my cut.
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I just cant do that, sir.
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Oh, no bus for you,
then, buster.
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Okay.
You have a unique haircut.
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Oh, good enough for me,
little wolfy buster.
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[ Shouting ]
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Ill never be able to
live down complimenting
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that terrible‐ass haircut.
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Bill Figga is about to pay
for this.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Your timing is impeccable.
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Hurry up and get
in the Goddamn bus.
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Hows your day going,
my dude?
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Im about to drive to the ends
of the Earth
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and prove that there are
no ends of the Earth
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cause the mother[Bshh]
Earth is round,
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And Im going to
also prove that Bill ‐‐
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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Thats all well and good,
but can we stop for coffee first
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before we get into that?
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Of course.
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Slurps ]
Were almost there.
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This map says the so‐called end
of the Earth is in a half‐mile.
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♪ This is so exciting ♪
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♪ Three best friends
hijacking a bus ♪
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♪ And driving it off to the end
of the Earth together ♪
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♪ Bow‐wow‐wow ♪
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[ Grunts ]
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Lazor Wulf, you traitorous fool!
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Why are you trying
to ruin a good this?
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Cause there is no ends
of the Earth,
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and Im going to prove it
by myself.
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Lazor Wulf,
dont do this.
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I wont believe it.
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Well, you only live once,
my dude. [ Slurps ]
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Youve killed us!
You have killed us!
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Oh!
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This doesnt make any sense.
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How can it not be round?
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Something is off.
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You, Lazor Wulf,
you have ruined everything!
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Bye‐bye.
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No!
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What the [Bshh]
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[ Coughs ] Hmm!
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So youre the real
spinna of science?
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Yep.
When are you going to learn
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Im always going to be right
even when Im wrong?
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Which I never am.
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I shouldve known
youd be involved in this.
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Im kind of honored you went
through all this trouble
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just to annoy me.
Youre welcome.
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Now, explain to me,
which is it,
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that you dont respect me
or you just think Im dumb?
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Which?
Its a lot of both.
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I gave you lizard people,
a whole round‐Earth movement,
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and even got you stealing a bus,
and you still question my power.
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Okay. Lets see if you can
question the Cosmic Remote.
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Cosmic Remote?
Yes, the Cosmic Remote.
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With this, the Earth can be
changed into any shape.
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This way, no one is right ‐‐
only me!
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[ Laughs ]
[ Stomach gurgles ]
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I drank too much coffee,
my dude.
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Got the bubble guts.
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All of this
just to keep people
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in such perpetual chaos
and confusion?
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Yep.
Now, praise me.
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Before I do that,
one more question.
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So that remote right there
controls everything
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thats happening
on Earth right now?
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Yep, this remote right here.
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Its really expensive, and I
dont make this version anymore.
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Collectors item.
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[ Powering down ]
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Goddamn it!
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Oh, what on Gods flat Earth
just happened?
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Same old, same old.
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Just me proving I was right
about something.
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Read the synopsis.
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Yeah, you know, its just
some regular‐degular
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strong‐bird‐type [Bshh]
Yeah.
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My name is Matilda ‐‐ Ma‐til‐da.
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[ Sizzling ]
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♪
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