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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la‐la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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[ Funk plays ]
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[ Bloop! ]
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You telling me
he couldnt catch that?
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I blasted it right
in his mouth!
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Thats what she said.
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[ Laughing ]
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Yall done?
Cause we down a player.
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Hey, Lazor Wulf.
Hey.
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[sigh] Guess well just
have to forfeit.
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I think you missed me
up there, but, I can play.
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Stupid Horse,
if you play,
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then whos gonna wave
the very important
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Stupid Flag?
‐My arms are tired
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and Im sick
of waving [bshh]
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Your boy is ready
to throw some hoops!
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You must be out your
damn mind, my dude.
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Dont touch that ball.
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Look, man.
We all got our lanes
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and, when it comes to
basketball, specifically,
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you just happen to be
outside of the lane.
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[ Applause ]
Pbbt! Outside the lanes?
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Ill show you.
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These balls?
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These balls right here?
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Will be dribbled.
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[singsong]
Thats what she said.
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No, thats what I said.
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Man, these things are
so much bigger up close.
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Thats what she...
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You know what?
Never mind.
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Its not even fun
no more.
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Good, cause that was
getting very annoying.
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Look, Stupid Horse,
the bottom line is
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that basketball is just
too dangerous for you.
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Sorry, cant hear you
over the sound
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of all this cool
Dribble Dutchin Im doin.
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Ah.
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This is some white‐horse
[bshh]
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Were gonna lose
big, man.
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[Bshh] it!
Lets just play.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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Everyone, stand back!
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I got this.
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I call this move...
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Tossed Salad
and Scrambled Eggs.
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[ Whoosh! ]
Aaaah!
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My ankies!
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[ Monitor beeps ]
[ Poot! ]
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[ Clang! ]
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♪
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Am I...dead?
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[ Crackle! ]
Ooh!
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My ankies are broken!
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No! My dreams of being
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a professional power walker
are...
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Hi. [Ting!]
Im God.
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Say hi back to me.
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‐Uh...hi.
‐Good.
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So, youre about
to enter a place
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that was created
for the corniest cornballs
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and lamest lames
of all creation.
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A sanctuary
for hopeless suckers
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and basketball‐
playing spazzes
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who get crossed over
in pickup games.
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A haven where you spend
all day and all night
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praisin... [chuckle]
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me.
Youre about to enter
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[ Chimes ]
Milwaukee.
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Oh. Tight?
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Anyway,
enjoy your stay.
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And, in closing, welcome
to [chimes] Milwaukee.
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You [bshh]
live here now.
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Warbling ]
Whoa!
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Hey, the name is Webster,
but, you know,
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everybody call me Web,
you know what Im saying?
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I mean, they dont,
but itd be real cool
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if they did, though,
you know what Im saying?
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Anyhow, Im the mayor
of Milwaukee
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and Im also
the assistant
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cereal‐aisle manager
at Mustys.
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Mind you, thats only
cause I turned down
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a NBA contract
with the Bucks.
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Problem was, you know,
they aint have enough bucks
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to afford your boy Web,
you know what Im saying?
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So, I said, [bshh] that
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and got a job
at the drugstore.
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Wow! That was your...
only option?
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Nah, I had options, now.
[chuckle] I mean...
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Jo‐Anns Fabrics
wanted my ass, bad.
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But Im allergic
to yellow yarn and [bshh]
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so, you know,
I couldnt deal with that,
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but, anyways, lets get these
ankles of yours unbroke.
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[Crackle]
Aah!
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Ooh!
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Ah!
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Heres a Welcome to the
Neighborhood basket.
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[Chomp!]
Oh, yeah, thats dirt.
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Close enough. I mean,
its a garbie sandwich.
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Everybody else,
they like to eat dirt.
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Thats some powerfully
sad shit.
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No long faces, pimp.
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It may be hard, at first,
but, eventually,
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youll lower your standards
and get used to it.
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Ha! Thats what she said.
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[ Gasp! ]
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[ Clattering ]
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That is the most
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high‐larious joke
I have ever heard
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in my high‐larious life.
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Outside of the stuff
I be saying, you know.
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Thats what she said.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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[ Cough ]
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Thats what she said.
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[ Suspenseful chord strikes ]
[ Applause ]
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Ha! You know what?
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You aint no loser,
after all.
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No, youre
a pretty cool dude.
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You mustve had
all kinda cool friends
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where you come from.
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[ Warbling ]
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[ Tranquil tune plays ]
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Im definitely an extremely
talented person.
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Hey, you guys remember
Stupid Horse?
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Cant say I do.
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Oh, I mustve
made him up, then.
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Oh. Damn.
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I think were outta cereal.
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No cereal?
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We cant watch
"Blue Bloods,"
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if we dont got
no damn cereal.
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Stupid Horse
usually gets it.
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So, he is real.
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All right. So, where the
hell do we get cereal?
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Yeti, could you
check Dorco?
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Ding! ]
It says here that cereal comes
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from the supermarket.
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Theres a Mustys
right downtown.
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Nah, you dont wanna
mess with Mustys.
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Ive been to one before.
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Thats where I lost
my best friend,
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Ralph Macchio.
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So many lost homeys.
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Wallace, Infinit Moscles,
Slime ‐‐
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[ Horn playing
"La Cucaracha" ]
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Yo, we cant hear you!
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Were already in the car!
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And now, appearing
for his 17th
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consecutive showing today,
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the one, true, rude dude
from Saskatchewan,
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North Carolina,
I assu‐m‐m‐me...
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Stupid
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Ho‐o‐o‐o‐o‐o‐o‐rse!
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♪ Thats what she said ♪
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♪ Thats
what she said ♪
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[ Clapping ]
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♪ Say, say, say, say, say ♪
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♪ Say, say, say, say,
say, yeah! Ha! ♪
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[ Faint warbling ]
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Yes! Amazin,
isnt he, folks?
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Hope yall having a good
time. So, Stupid Horse
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is about to take
a 47‐minute break.
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In the meantime,
Im about to proceed
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to fart
into the microphone.
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Shut the [bshh] up!
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We want Cool Horse
to talk!
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[ Feedback whines ]
You know, I really appreciate
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all the love, but, you guys
are all right, too.
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What the [bshh] is
this spinna talking bout?
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Im just saying, [Poot!]
everyones capable
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of doing the cool
things I do.
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Yall can be so much more
than just Milwaukeeans.
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Youre telling us not to eat
the dirty sammich?
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You dont have to eat
the dirt sandwich.
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[ Clapping ]
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[ Thud! ]
Aah!
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♪ No more ♪
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♪ Dirt sandwiches, ow! ♪
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Man, how in the hell was
I afraid of this place?
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Mustys is amazing!
[ Chomp! ]
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Truly is.
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Stupid Horse been doing
the groceries for years
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and bringing home
the worst cereal.
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How could he
skip these?
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Dude is
physically incapable
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of having
the right idea.
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Whos Stupid Horse,
again?
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Yo, for real, for real,
Imma need to know
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whos paying
for all this cereal.
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Ralph, is that you?!
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I thought you were dead!
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Dead? [laughs]
Heck, nah.
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Im the cereal‐aisle
manager
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at your local Mustys.
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Cereal‐aisle manager?
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Wait, what? Hold on.
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You stopped hanging
out with me
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to manage a damn
cereal aisle?!
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You goddamn right,
I did.
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This gig right here?
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This gig
right here?!
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comes with a great
healthcare package.
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Damn, Daniel‐son,
thats amazing.
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Its really great to see
you alive and well, man.
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Hope you enjoy cleaning
the cereal aisle.
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So, Imma need yall
to hold up
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because yall paying
for all this cereal.
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Paying?
Thats disgusting.
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I will not be
doing that.
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I cant believe you,
Ralph!
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You used to be
my most bestest friend!
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How much do we owe you,
Mr. Cereal‐aisle Manager?
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Um...
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Yo, Canon,
you mind reaching
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into my back pocket and
grabbing that calculator?
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Itd be greatly
appreciated on my end.
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[ Music plays faintly ]
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Oh, you think you can just
moonwalk outta here?!
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Yall gonna put
some respect
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on my cereal aisle!
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[ Door opens,
bell chimes ]
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[ Wheels squeaking ]
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This aint no way
to live, man.
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I cant spend my life
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stealing
from the cereal aisle.
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I aint no
halfway crook.
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My cereal aisle
will be respected!
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[ Bloop! ]
So, every time we want cereal,
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we gotta pay for it?
That right there is a scam!
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Yeah, this is stressing me
out way too much.
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This is
Stupid Horses work.
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We have to get him back
from Milwaukee.
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Uh, not Milwaukee.
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Thats where the lames are.
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If a bunch of old folks
ate a gang of even older eggs
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and then gathered around
in an ancient circle
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and held a vintage
farting contest,
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thats what Milwaukee
smells like.
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[laughs] I could do this all
day, but we do gotta go.
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[ Adventure music plays ]
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I already hate it here.
‐Hey, you guys.
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Look in the direction
my hand is pointing.
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I guess its too late.
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Homey turned
into a statue.
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No, thats a Stupid Statue
of a Stupid Horse.
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Im Stupid Horse.
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What is
going on here?
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I found my own circle of dudes.
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And they even named me
the greatest of all dudes.
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The G‐o‐d. [laughs]
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00:08:43,145 --> 00:08:44,445
Ohhh!
259
00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:46,747
So, you are
the Stupid Horse.
260
00:08:46,749 --> 00:08:49,049
Okay, well, its time to tell
your stupid subjects "peace."
261
00:08:49,051 --> 00:08:51,721
Lets get outta here.
‐Hell to the nah‐nah‐nah.
262
00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:54,151
I kinda got a good thing
going on here now.
263
00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:55,556
Yeah, but we need you!
264
00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:57,828
Yall just need me to get
your favorite cereal,
265
00:08:57,827 --> 00:08:58,857
Puffy Kombs!
266
00:08:58,861 --> 00:09:00,831
Yeah, no, [bshh]
Its a dangerous game
267
00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:02,090
and I have no shame
in admitting
268
00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:03,398
that Im not
about that life.
269
00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:04,699
Well, sorry, gang,
270
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,300
but I finally found
my lane.
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00:09:07,303 --> 00:09:08,373
♪ Im G‐o‐d ♪
272
00:09:08,371 --> 00:09:09,941
♪ Of Milwaukee ♪
273
00:09:09,939 --> 00:09:11,099
♪ Is ya with me? ♪
274
00:09:11,107 --> 00:09:12,737
[chanting] G‐o‐d!
275
00:09:12,742 --> 00:09:14,172
G‐o‐d!
276
00:09:14,176 --> 00:09:15,236
♪ Louder ♪
277
00:09:15,244 --> 00:09:17,084
We down with G‐o‐d!
278
00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:18,109
G‐o‐d!
279
00:09:18,114 --> 00:09:19,144
Cant hear you!
280
00:09:19,148 --> 00:09:20,378
G‐o‐d!
281
00:09:20,383 --> 00:09:21,953
G‐o‐d!
282
00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:23,121
G‐o‐d!
283
00:09:23,119 --> 00:09:25,519
Ahhhh! My ankies!
284
00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,321
G‐o‐d! G‐o‐d!
285
00:09:27,323 --> 00:09:28,653
‐Ha ha!
‐G‐o‐d!
286
00:09:28,657 --> 00:09:29,987
Yo, thats what
Im talking about!
287
00:09:29,992 --> 00:09:33,562
Cool Horse is the new
ruler of the Wauk!
288
00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:35,092
‐G‐o‐d!
‐G‐o‐d!
289
00:09:35,097 --> 00:09:36,727
‐G‐o‐d!
‐G‐o‐d!
290
00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:37,902
G‐o‐‐!
291
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,230
Who dares summon me
during the "Blue Bloods"?
292
00:09:40,236 --> 00:09:41,296
Oh!
293
00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,603
♪
294
00:09:43,606 --> 00:09:45,536
[ Poot! ]
Yo, whats up, Wallace?
295
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,841
Yo, whats good, Canon?
296
00:09:46,842 --> 00:09:48,972
You know the homey hates
being interrupted
297
00:09:48,978 --> 00:09:50,208
during "Blue Bloods."
298
00:09:50,212 --> 00:09:51,812
Actually, we were not
calling you,
299
00:09:51,814 --> 00:09:53,714
cause, see, my boy
Super Cool Horse
300
00:09:53,716 --> 00:09:55,816
right here, got us feeling
all like good and [bshh]
301
00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:58,288
so we started chanting
his name all loud.
302
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,487
But you know, he kind of
cool, like you,
303
00:10:00,489 --> 00:10:02,019
but way, [chuckling]
way cooler, though.
304
00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:03,524
Way, way cooler.
305
00:10:03,526 --> 00:10:06,196
Someone cooler than me?!
306
00:10:06,195 --> 00:10:07,995
In Milwaukee?!
307
00:10:07,997 --> 00:10:09,227
[ Zap! ]
308
00:10:09,231 --> 00:10:11,031
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
309
00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:14,603
I gave you your own land,
with only one requirement:
310
00:10:14,603 --> 00:10:16,403
The never‐ending,
ceaseless praising
311
00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:17,935
of me.
312
00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:20,470
And I come here to catch you
praising someone else?!
313
00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:22,546
[ Zap! ]
[ Sniff ]
314
00:10:22,545 --> 00:10:24,375
Show me the face
315
00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:27,110
of this fool
whom you praise.
316
00:10:27,116 --> 00:10:28,446
[ Blurp! ]
317
00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:29,481
Any last words,
318
00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:31,085
before I beat you in the face
319
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:32,786
with my wrath?
320
00:10:32,788 --> 00:10:33,918
Uh...
321
00:10:33,923 --> 00:10:35,353
thats what
322
00:10:35,357 --> 00:10:36,487
she said?
323
00:10:36,492 --> 00:10:37,522
[ Suspenseful chord strikes ]
324
00:10:37,526 --> 00:10:42,696
[ Laughing ]
325
00:10:42,698 --> 00:10:44,328
That was pretty good.
326
00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,533
See, that ‐‐
thats what Ive been
327
00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:47,074
trying to tell you, man.
328
00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:48,269
Thats my boy, yo.
329
00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,740
[ Zapping ]
Shut the [bshh] up, Web!
330
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,098
Hey, Fool Horse?
Heh. You funny.
331
00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,637
Too funny for this shit‐hole.
332
00:10:53,642 --> 00:10:55,172
You have earned
your freedom.
333
00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:57,347
Ho‐Hold on, Stupid Horse.
Now, I know you not just
334
00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:58,546
gonna leave me,
just hanging?
335
00:10:58,547 --> 00:10:59,647
Please, please, man.
336
00:10:59,648 --> 00:11:00,778
Okay, the truth is,
337
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,013
I really do [bshh]
hate it here.
338
00:11:02,017 --> 00:11:04,847
Everyone smells like
fresh ear holes.
339
00:11:04,854 --> 00:11:06,424
Ew.
340
00:11:06,422 --> 00:11:08,652
Stupid Horse!
Dont leave us here!
341
00:11:08,657 --> 00:11:11,257
I mean, dont leave
me here! [laughs]
342
00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,620
This is just way,
way too much
343
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,528
for me to take!
Come on, now!
344
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:17,260
I cant take it, man!
I cant take it!
345
00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:18,366
[wearily]
Thats what she said.
346
00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:23,077
♪
347
00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:30,513
♪
348
00:11:30,513 --> 00:11:33,883
[ Clang, drumroll ]
349
00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:37,453
♪
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