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‐ Previously
on "Good Girls"...
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‐ I figured out
who we should help.
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I got their daughter's kidney.
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‐ How about a car?
‐ Pardon?
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[flatulence]
[laughter]
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What did the specialist say?
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‐ Boy's a damn genius.
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‐ No.
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‐ Chris.
‐ Kevin.
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‐ So we'll go to your place.
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‐ We already did that.
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‐ You live in your car.
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‐ Where's Ben?
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He plays lacrosse?
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‐ He just knows you
wouldn't really be into it.
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‐ His whole new
secret, fancy life?
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‐ So the last time you were
cash‐heavy, things got tricky.
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You need a system.
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‐ Hot tubs:
any idiot can sell them.
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‐ I just don't
want him involved.
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‐ Okay.
‐ There's a pattern here.
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His car dealership
got busted too.
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Put a tail on this guy.
‐ Why is it the guy?
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‐ What if we pay someone
to blow his brains out?
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‐ Move me up
on your schedule.
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‐ For you.
Have dinner with me.
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‐ Hi there.
Welcome to The Baby Porcupine.
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‐ If someone wanted
something special printed,
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you would draw it.
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‐ He said he'd let me go.
‐ He won't.
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‐ Wait.
You need all of us.
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‐ Not all of you.
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[gunshots]
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She just laid there,
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right on the ground,
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fight just drained from her,
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twitching and drooling
like some kind of animal
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that got hit by a car
or something.
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[sighs]
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Whole thing went down
right in front of me.
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‐ Ringside seats, huh?
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‐ Saw the whole thing.
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‐ Can anyone verify that?
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[item thuds]
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‐ You can check
the Kiss Cam thing if you want.
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‐ You sure you don't want
a lawyer here?
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‐ Nah.
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‐ You don't find it
coincidental?
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‐ What's that?
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‐ That both the bullets
in Lucy's head
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matched the ones
in the other bodies?
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‐ I don't know any Lucy.
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‐ And that the other bodies
were identified
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as Six Mile gang members.
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‐ Yeah, I got no beef
with them.
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‐ Yeah, not anymore.
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[chair scrapes]
Hey, one more thing.
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How'd you get these?
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‐ Called in a favor.
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[tense music]
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‐ I wanna call in a few more.
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‐ Yeah.
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[clears throat]
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♪ ♪
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[door slams]
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‐ Now, that's what you call
a statement piece.
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‐ And I think we all know
what it says.
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‐ What does it say?
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‐ He wants more than dinner.
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‐ Ew.
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‐ It's the thought that counts.
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‐ Ew!
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‐ What did you say?
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‐ I said I'd check my schedule.
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‐ That's not a no.
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‐ We need him to do this job.
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‐ Or maybe we get lucky
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and they figure out that it was
gang friend who popped Lucy.
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‐ If we pop him,
all of this goes away.
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‐ Maybe it's just dinner.
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‐ Sure.
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‐ If they're serving vagina.
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[footsteps tapping]
‐ What's for dinner?
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‐ Uh, I thought we'd grill.
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‐ Sounds good.
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Hey, can I talk to you
real quick?
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Big Kahuna,
they wanna meet with us.
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‐ That's a good thing?
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‐ [scoffs] Yeah.
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Kahuna Brand Spas.
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They pretty much invented
hydrotherapy.
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I mean, they're in all
the fancy resorts.
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‐ So why us?
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‐ They heard our sales
were through the roof.
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‐ Well, that's all you.
‐ No.
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I wouldn't be able to sell 'em
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if you didn't get 'em so cheap
from the wholesalers.
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‐ Or you're an animal.
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‐ [laughs]
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We make a good team.
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[chuckles]
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‐ They make you pay for books?
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That's like going to Outback
and bringing your own steak.
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‐ They said I need
a laptop too.
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‐ No fair.
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‐ And an iPad.
‐ What?
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‐ All right, if he gets one,
I get one.
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[doorbell chimes]
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‐ So what exactly does
this school do to provide
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for all the money
that we been dishing out?
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‐ Oh, you mean the money
we don't have.
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‐ Yeah.
All that money.
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‐ The building.
‐ Okay, great.
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‐ So what does a little boy
need an iPad for anyway?
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‐ Coding.
‐ Oh, wow, hey.
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It's been a minute.
Come on in.
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Uh, company.
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‐ Hey!
[laughs]
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‐ There she is.
‐ Oh, my goodness.
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‐ Excuse me.
‐ Look at you.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ What a surprise.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ We should've called first.
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‐ Well, we tried, but, uh,
we ran out of minutes.
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‐ [laughs dryly]
Could've texted.
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‐ We gotta get that, uh,
feature on the next one.
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‐ So, uh, what brings
you guys to town?
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‐ We got home
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from our, uh, last visit
and found a note
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from the landlord...
‐ Very sweet man.
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‐ Yeah, gave us a whole week
to clear out our belongings.
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‐ Yeah, he didn't need
to do that.
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‐ Yeah.
But what is that saying?
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Every sunset is an opportunity
to reset.
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‐ Love that.
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‐ [clears throat]
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‐ We're staying
with our friend's daughter
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who works at the Denny's.
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‐ Mm, yeah.
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Uh, set up a couple cots
in the garage,
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a little, uh, kerosene heater.
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We are snug as a bug in a rug!
[chuckles]
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‐ But, uh, why Detroit?
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‐ [inhales sharply]
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Uh...
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we don't have any family, uh,
to speak of in Madison.
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‐ Oh.
So who do you have here?
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‐ You all.
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‐ [laughs awkwardly]
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Uh, home is where the heart is.
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‐ Hmm.
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‐ What's new with you,
little guy?
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‐ [chuckles]
‐ I'm getting an iPad.
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‐ Oh, so what about dinner?
How about some dinner?
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‐ Oh, we couldn't possibly.
‐ No.
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We already ate, uh, yesterday.
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‐ I got your fave
mashed potatoes.
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‐ Well, if you're gonna
twist my arm.
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[laughter]
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‐ Aww.
‐ Sure.
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‐ May I sit right here
next to you?
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‐ Just as delicious as always.
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[door latch clicks]
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.
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‐ School still suck?
‐ Always.
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‐ Maybe I'll, um,
come see for myself.
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‐ Huh?
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‐ What happens
at these things, anyway?
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‐ Stupid rich parents
bid on stupid rich stuff
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for the school.
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‐ Can't wait.
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‐ You're not rich.
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‐ But I'm stupid.
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‐ So come.
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‐ Sweet!
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‐ You'll hate it, though.
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‐ Well, I wanna meet
the other parents.
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‐ You'll hate them even more.
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‐ [chuckles]
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Well, how's the food?
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‐ Super tiny 'cause none
of the moms eat.
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You'll house a pizza after.
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‐ Really selling it hard here.
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‐ It's just a bunch of people
we'd totally make fun of,
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like, who do Pilates
and would've played lacrosse.
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‐ What's so wrong
with lacrosse?
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‐ Nothing if you're lame.
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Are we out of salsa?
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‐ [sighs]
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Maybe, uh‐‐
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maybe I'll skip it, then.
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‐ Up to you.
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‐ [grunts]
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[sighs]
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‐ Why are you even doing this?
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‐ I can't arrest someone
on a hunch.
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‐ It's her.
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‐ Why, 'cause she's good
at crafting?
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‐ Or 'cause
she'd never be friends
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with you in high school.
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‐ She works at a paper store.
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‐ His name is all over it.
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‐ Come to think of it,
I think the boots
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are a little too much.
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‐ You want it to be her?
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‐ Yes.
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‐ Then get me something
to convince a DA.
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‐ [scoffs]
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‐ Save the boots for later.
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‐ [groans]
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‐ You'll notice that we are
all about the flow
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here at Boland Bubbles.
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‐ Feng shui.
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‐ Yeah, the, uh, accessories‐‐
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your filters, chemicals,
your pool toys‐‐
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are all in the back.
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‐ Like the milk
in the grocery store.
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‐ So you have to move
through the whole place
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to get to the small stuff.
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So when it's time to upgrade
to the big stuff...
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‐ Say, a Kahuna spa.
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‐ The seed is already planted.
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[pop music playing
over speakers]
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‐ Well, Kahuna Spas
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would love to be a part
of the ride.
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Y'all do this for everybody?
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‐ I gotta tell you, uh,
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we have been so nervous.
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We're just huge fans
of your brand.
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‐ Oh, well, let's take
a look at those books
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and see if we can't work out
an arrangement.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Books?
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‐ Well, we don't really have
a presence here in Michigan.
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You'd be the first, so we just
wanna make sure you can handle
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the kind of volume we'd expect.
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‐ We can get you the books.
No problem.
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Right?
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‐ Yeah, not here right now.
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‐ But we can get 'em.
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‐ Yeah.
It'll take a sec.
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‐ But then they're all yours.
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‐ You do shots?
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‐ Like, right now?
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‐ You seem like someone
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who knows how to have
a good time.
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‐ [laughs] Tell your liver
I apologize in advance.
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Hmm.
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‐ Is that a good "hmm"
or a bad "hmm"?
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‐ Good "hmm."
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‐ Oh.
Good.
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‐ Too good.
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‐ What do you mean, "too good"?
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‐ You bitches got
too much cash flow.
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‐ How is that not a good thing?
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‐ Accounts don't match up
with your sales.
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Profits are more
than your revenue.
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‐ So I'll make it look
like we're selling more.
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‐ That's impossible.
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‐ Why?
262
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,758
‐ 'Cause it already says
you're selling
263
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,093
five times
the national average.
264
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,970
‐ [whistles]
Go, Deansie.
265
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,763
both: It's not Deansie.
266
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,308
‐ So how do I make it
look more legit?
267
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,144
‐ You came to the right place.
268
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,105
Let you in on some of my, uh,
mad money magic.
269
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,149
Kind of like a, uh,
black magic, if you will,
270
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,233
like a dark art‐‐
271
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,111
‐ All right.
‐ All right, uh...
272
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,405
kick things off
with something called smurfing.
273
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,782
While this Kahuna is
checking out your business,
274
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,659
you put your bread
in someone else's account.
275
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,952
‐ Like whose?
276
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:04,497
‐ Friend, family, colleagues,
277
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,541
anyone who wants
to make a buck.
278
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:10,336
And before you get any ideas,
I am none of the above.
279
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,672
‐ We're the only other
sketchy people we know.
280
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,008
‐ No sweat.
Then there's layering.
281
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,468
Open a bunch of offshore
accounts but mini ones.
282
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,846
Only put in enough so you
don't trigger the taxman.
283
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181
Then there's something
called smurf layering.
284
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,141
‐ We don't have time
for any of this.
285
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,645
[funky music]
286
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,355
‐ You girls like to shop?
287
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,149
♪ ♪
288
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,484
You're gonna get yourselves
a corporate debit card.
289
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,445
♪ ♪
290
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,989
We'll balance your books
by increasing your expenses...
291
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,532
‐ And how many rooms
are we doing?
292
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,700
‐ All of 'em.
293
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,202
‐ Furniture, electronics...
294
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,369
‐ What can I
set you up with today?
295
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,663
‐ I think I'ma be
setting you up, Todd.
296
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,915
‐ Even charitable donations.
297
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,583
Buy right,
they don't look twice.
298
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,918
‐ What kind of event is it?
299
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,294
‐ Like "Cinderella,"
300
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,880
only the bitch sisters
are private school parents
301
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,216
and the ball is a fundraiser.
302
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,510
♪ ♪
303
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,222
‐ Hey.
Look who dropped by.
304
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,348
‐ Hey.
‐ Again.
305
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,807
‐ Oh.
306
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,143
Do some damage
at the Apple Store?
307
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,561
‐ Yeah.
308
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,563
‐ It's just some
school supplies.
309
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,023
‐ Where's he go
to school, NASA?
310
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,524
[laughs boisterously]
311
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,901
[both chuckle]
312
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,903
[clears throat]
Oh.
313
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,908
Doesn't do email, but, uh...
314
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,410
Jenny and I wanted
to give y'all something.
315
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,704
‐ Huh.
‐ A pocket plum.
316
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,750
‐ No, did you ever hear the one
about the fig tree?
317
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,210
It was Heather's favorite.
318
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,545
‐ Well, I guess we gotta get up
on our fig tree stories.
319
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,713
[laughter]
320
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,216
‐ Farmer had a tree
full of figs
321
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,761
till everyone walking by
helps themselves,
322
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,554
thinking, you know,
"What can it hurt?
323
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,889
It's just one."
324
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,933
‐ Where are y'all from again?
325
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,101
‐ You see where this is going.
326
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,769
Okay.
[clears throat]
327
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,606
Pretty soon,
tree is plucked dry.
328
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,109
Now nobody has figs.
329
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,443
The farmer can't believe it
330
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,905
'cause all they had to do
was take their fig,
331
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,117
plant the seeds,
and they have their own tree.
332
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:08,871
But instead, they just took,
333
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,498
and they took,
334
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,916
and they took...
335
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,543
[ominous music]
336
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,877
[echoing]
And they took.
337
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,087
‐ We're supposed to plant
a fig now?
338
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,130
‐ What the hell did you buy?
339
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,923
‐ This is Detroit,
not Mesopotamia.
340
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,425
‐ Coming up in here
like Steve Jobs.
341
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,093
‐ You could've given me
a heads‐up.
342
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,261
‐ Like I was gonna pull out
343
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,637
my next‐generation iPhone
in front of him.
344
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,389
‐ And then you invite him
to dinner.
345
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,557
Again!
346
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,767
‐ He asked!
347
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,270
‐ You know what that means.
348
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,567
‐ We're the tree.
349
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,785
‐ They're gonna shake us dry.
350
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,669
‐ What's their last name again?
351
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,838
‐ Haskins.
Why?
352
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,340
‐ I'm gonna put Mike on these
fools, get a background check.
353
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,509
[line rings]
354
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,844
Yeah, man.
355
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,012
No, no.
It's all good.
356
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,513
Listen, got something quick
for you.
357
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,474
Oh.
Uh...
358
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,517
yeah, she's here.
359
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,352
Okay.
Bye.
360
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,520
[sighs]
361
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,688
He wants me to FaceTime him.
362
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,524
He just got some plugs
and wants you to take a look.
363
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,817
[FaceTime ringing]
364
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,527
‐ Are you serious?
‐ Yes.
365
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,695
Just say they look good.
366
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,155
We need him to do this quick.
367
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,327
‐ [sighs]
368
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,711
‐ Public street, bro.
369
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,922
‐ It's me.
370
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,511
‐ What's up, girl?
371
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:51,349
‐ ♪ I stay awake in the middle
of a paradise ♪
372
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,184
♪ You're sleeping
like a bird ♪
373
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,561
Can I get you a drink?
374
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,730
‐ Uh, got a beer?
375
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,234
‐ Yeah, not while the keys
are in the ignition.
376
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,069
‐ Right.
377
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,862
‐ Red Bull?
378
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,405
‐ I'm okay.
379
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,741
♪ ♪
380
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,411
So listen, uh, there's
this thing at my kid's school.
381
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,413
And basically,
I don't wanna show up
382
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,374
and look like
some pathetic old
383
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,918
divorced single parent
with no life.
384
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,086
So I‐‐
385
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,214
‐ You want me to be your date?
386
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,259
‐ I was thinking more like
a wingman.
387
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,553
‐ Ah.
388
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,763
Already asked the guy
you're into?
389
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,640
‐ No.
390
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,561
‐ Cool.
391
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,605
‐ He got engaged.
392
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,440
‐ ♪ In the middle
of a paradise ♪
393
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,444
♪ You're sleeping like a bird,
and it's fine ♪
394
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,906
♪ My love is good enough ♪
395
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,408
[music stops]
‐ [groans]
396
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,209
‐ Yeah.
397
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,796
You know, I would but...
398
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,757
I'm‐‐I'm busy.
399
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,969
‐ Excuse me?
Doing what?
400
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,638
‐ I got the guy
across the street's Hulu.
401
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,641
Gonna binge the new season
of "The Bachelor."
402
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,143
‐ Are you being serious?
403
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,312
‐ Uh, yeah.
Hannah B.'s back.
404
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,398
‐ He picks Hannah Ann.
Okay?
405
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,317
I am asking you
for a favor here.
406
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,110
‐ Well, see,
that's the problem.
407
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,281
I don't wanna be
your favor anymore.
408
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,284
‐ Oh.
409
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,584
[paper rustling]
410
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,641
Will you accept this rose?
411
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,142
‐ Always.
412
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,316
You know, I was gonna use this
for toilet paper.
413
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,818
‐ You're gonna need
to wear something clean.
414
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,654
‐ That's‐‐that's not a problem.
415
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,322
Got, uh...
416
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,202
Mm, I think‐‐yeah, there's
a nice shirt under you.
417
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,746
‐ What do you think?
418
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,542
‐ Very Tommy Bahama.
419
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,211
‐ Yeah, well, I thought
eventually we would do,
420
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,505
like, an island lounge
kind of thing at the store,
421
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,173
so we could feel it out first.
422
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,134
‐ Hmm.
How'd you pay for it?
423
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,469
‐ It's a tax write‐off.
424
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,305
‐ [laughs]
Yeah, but how?
425
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,141
‐ What do you mean how?
426
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,354
‐ It's just‐‐I mean,
it's a lot of stuff.
427
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,022
‐ Yeah, but then if we use it
for the business,
428
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,232
we get a break on our taxes.
429
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,025
‐ I know how a write‐off works.
430
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,360
‐ Okay.
431
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,740
‐ How are those books coming?
432
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,742
Kahuna keeps asking.
433
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,786
‐ Yeah, there's a lot
to account for.
434
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:01,998
‐ I just don't want it
to look like
435
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,417
we're trying to hide stuff,
you know?
436
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,589
Are we?
437
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,716
‐ Of course not.
438
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,596
‐ You know, I could‐‐
I could help you.
439
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,432
‐ I just have a whole system.
‐ You could teach me.
440
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,726
‐ I know, but it's complicated.
441
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,437
‐ You know, I have been doing
this a little longer than you.
442
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,273
‐ How could I forget?
We almost lost our home.
443
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,196
I just wanna get 'em right.
444
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,950
‐ Yeah.
Okay.
445
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,203
‐ You wanna see the hammocks
in the boys' room?
446
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,623
‐ Sure.
447
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,794
[tense music]
448
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:55,760
♪ ♪
449
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,988
‐ What are you doing?
450
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,573
‐ Just thinking.
451
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,492
‐ Do you have to do it here?
452
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,160
‐ You'd rather I do it inside?
453
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,370
‐ No.
454
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,207
‐ How's Dean?
455
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,459
‐ What do you want?
456
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,836
‐ I need you to hold
something for me.
457
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,962
‐ No, thank you.
458
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,339
‐ Yeah, I wasn't asking.
459
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,007
‐ Well, the last time
I did that,
460
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,301
I got tied to a murder, so...
461
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,678
‐ What's your routing number?
462
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,929
‐ For what?
463
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,515
‐ For our business.
‐ Why?
464
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,349
‐ [sighs]
465
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,184
I need to move
some funds around.
466
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,186
‐ Now?
467
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,688
‐ Still drawing some heat
468
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,816
over that little
coworker of yours.
469
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,317
‐ Are you smurfing me?
470
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,319
‐ [laughs]
Where'd you hear that?
471
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,488
‐ Oh, I know all about it.
‐ [laughs]
472
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,699
‐ And I'd love
to help you smurf me,
473
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,534
but I can't afford
to be smurfed right now
474
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,536
because I am also
drawing some heat.
475
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,995
‐ Oh, yeah?
From who?
476
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,997
‐ From this hot tub guy!
477
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,416
‐ [laughs]
478
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,750
Routing number.
479
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,127
‐ No.
480
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,713
‐ Number.
‐ Not a chance.
481
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,006
[door clicks shut]
482
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,843
[footsteps tapping]
483
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,733
Ready whenever you are.
484
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,900
[door slams]
485
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:41,866
♪ ♪
486
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:49,081
‐ ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
487
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,458
♪ ♪
488
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,001
[line rings]
489
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:56,505
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
490
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,549
‐ How's Thursday for dinner?
491
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,015
‐ All right, parents, next
we have a top‐of‐the line
492
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,435
robot vacuum that retails
for $875.
493
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,562
‐ How did you two meet again?
494
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:12,772
‐ Mm, mm.
495
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,273
‐ We were both on the freeway,
right?
496
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,025
‐ By the freeway...
‐ We ran into each other.
497
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,402
‐ At synagogue.
‐ Uh, what?
498
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,446
No, weren't we on the side‐‐
‐ No.
499
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,781
‐ Wait, you're Jewish?
500
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:22,865
‐ No.
‐ Yes.
501
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,241
‐ She's not.
502
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,910
‐ I am.
503
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,245
‐ Mazel tov.
504
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,581
‐ $200 in the back.
Do I hear $250?
505
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,958
Think about that new
tennis court, people.
506
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,084
‐ Right here.
‐ $250.
507
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,295
‐ Oh. Mmm.
‐ Do I hear $300?
508
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,465
$300, anyone?
‐ Mmm. Mm‐hmm.
509
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,424
Mmm.
510
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,803
‐ You can go back
as many times as you want.
511
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,638
‐ I'm gonna cruise through
on the way out.
512
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,390
‐ Mm.
‐ Stock up on some shrimps.
513
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,647
‐ Excuse me.
Um, are you a dog walker?
514
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,316
‐ I used to be.
Could be again.
515
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,235
What kind of hound you got?
516
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,905
‐ You tell me.
‐ Sorry?
517
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,741
‐ Honey, I found the guy
who stole Oatmeal.
518
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,577
‐ Oh, yeah.
The, uh‐‐the chihuahua.
519
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,205
‐ Stole?
‐ Misplaced.
520
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,961
‐ Who is this loser?
‐ Okay, okay.
521
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,337
Come on, man.
Let's just take a walk.
522
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,005
‐ Your dick dog bit me.
523
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,590
‐ Do not call
his dog a dick.
524
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,467
‐ Well, maybe I let him go
525
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,136
so he wouldn't have to live
with a dick like you.
526
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,847
‐ That's better.
527
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,266
‐ $400? Do I hear $400?
528
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,185
I've got $400
from St. Anne's
529
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,980
very own Sister Mary Margaret.
530
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,857
Do I hear‐‐
531
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,191
‐ $1,000.
532
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,151
‐ Oh. [chuckles]
We're only on, uh‐‐
533
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:45,364
‐ $1,000.
534
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,824
[applause]
535
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:50,703
‐ Wow. $1,000 to...
536
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,705
‐ Ben's mom.
537
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,914
‐ Ben's mom.
538
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,207
[gavel bangs]
539
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,294
[applause continues]
540
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,006
[indistinct chatter]
541
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,883
‐ And we're okay.
‐ Oh!
542
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,886
Oh, my gosh.
[coughs]
543
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,013
You do not mess around.
544
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,973
‐ Work hard.
Play harder.
545
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,560
‐ So is your wife cool
with you being gone so much?
546
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,022
‐ What about you?
547
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:21,901
Must be hard having
to answer to your lady all day.
548
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,028
‐ [laughs]
I don't answer to my lady.
549
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,738
She just kind of helps out.
550
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,531
‐ Oh, it seems like she does
a little more than that.
551
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,575
‐ Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
552
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,243
She makes me look good.
553
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,494
Yeah, I think the customers
like to know
554
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,746
it's a family‐owned business,
555
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,081
but I mean,
I call all the shots.
556
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,791
‐ Shots.
Speaking of.
557
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,210
‐ Oh, yeah.
Let's fire that up.
558
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,254
‐ I knew you wore
the pants, man.
559
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,422
‐ Yeah.
560
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,757
I mean, I make all
the decisions.
561
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:45,883
‐ Nice.
562
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,594
‐ Which is why you can trust
that Big Kahuna brand
563
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,846
is in the right hands.
564
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,972
Thank you.
565
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:56,518
‐ So how come it's taking
so long to get those books?
566
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:04,610
‐ Do I hear $750 for a prime
St. Anne's parking spot?
567
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,072
Never circle the neighborhood
again at pickup.
568
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:10,282
‐ $750.
569
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,369
‐ Do I hear $775?
$775?
570
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:17,331
‐ $1,000.
571
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,333
‐ Sold to Ben's mom.
572
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,753
$1,000.
[applause]
573
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,422
‐ Hey.
What are you doing?
574
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,634
‐ Supporting St. Anne's.
575
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,302
‐ You know you're not winning
the stuff, Annie.
576
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,303
You have to pay for it.
577
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,638
‐ Really?
Gee, thanks.
578
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,598
‐ Yeah.
With money.
579
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,767
‐ Ooh, portable projector.
580
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,103
‐ There's no layaway plan.
‐ Got it.
581
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,063
‐ And I'm not covering it.
582
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,775
‐ What is your problem?
583
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,779
‐ Is it the homeless guy?
‐ What?
584
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,823
‐ Is he, like, making you
sell drugs or something?
585
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,326
‐ No, he's not like that.
He's actually really...
586
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,501
‐ He stole a dog, Annie.
587
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,461
‐ Misplaced.
‐ All right.
588
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,338
Well, you're throwing around
money like a Saudi princess.
589
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,339
Something's up.
590
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,507
‐ I'm just trying to have fun,
591
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,675
like every other parent here.
592
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,510
‐ Six days, five nights,
593
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,972
all expenses paid
at Bermuda's Horseshoe Bay.
594
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,515
‐ You'd tell me if you were
in trouble, right?
595
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,851
‐ How are my finances
any of your business?
596
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,145
‐ Because you have no finances.
597
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,479
‐ I have $6,000.
598
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,523
Do I hear $6,500?
599
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,525
‐ $6,500.
‐ $6,500.
600
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,820
Do I hear $7,000?
601
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:33,157
‐ $10,000.
602
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,492
‐ Wow.
[chuckles]
603
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,536
Ben's mom.
Again!
604
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:40,706
[applause]
605
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,137
‐ What?
606
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,014
‐ Daddy's dead.
607
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,482
‐ [groans]
608
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,733
‐ Oh, my God.
609
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,401
‐ Ugh.
610
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,531
Oh.
611
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,742
Spinning won't stop.
612
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,160
‐ [sighs]
‐ Oh.
613
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,662
‐ How late did you stay out?
614
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,915
‐ I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna puke again.
615
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:23,916
[groans]
616
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,417
‐ Why would you get so drunk?
617
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,589
‐ Oh.
It's‐‐it's not all I got.
618
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,382
‐ Here, drink.
‐ Ugh.
619
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,592
‐ Drink.
620
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,219
‐ Dave wanted to go back
to the store
621
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,054
and wet test the competition.
622
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,933
‐ Where's the aspirin?
623
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,602
‐ I got the account.
624
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,106
[drawer slides, thuds shut]
625
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,232
‐ How?
626
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,526
‐ Boland charm
627
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,028
and 45 car bombs.
628
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,114
‐ That's great!
629
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,074
‐ I mean,
630
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:00,077
I also had
to give him the books.
631
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,626
‐ What?
‐ Don't worry.
632
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,587
It's‐‐I mean,
he said they look great.
633
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,632
We're in the Kahuna family.
634
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,101
‐ ♪ You know
what I told him? ♪
635
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,769
♪ You know what I said? ♪
636
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,272
♪ Get up, watch me,
watch me, watch me, yeah ♪
637
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,941
♪ Watch me, watch me,
watch me, yeah ♪
638
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,777
Watch me, watch me,
watch me, yeah ♪
639
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:38,156
♪ Watch me, watch me,
watch me, get up ♪
640
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,826
‐ How's that quad jet
treating you?
641
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,578
‐ What do you want?
642
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,539
‐ [rapping indistinctly]
643
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,542
‐ I need you to get
something back for me.
644
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:51,503
‐ Nah, I'm not interested.
645
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,131
‐ This one's on all of us.
646
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,801
‐ You have to pay down
your tab first.
647
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,679
‐ Someone took the books.
648
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,347
‐ ♪ I hold it down
for my city, boy ♪
649
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,974
♪ Nah, I ain't a city boy ♪
650
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:05,309
♪ But I'm LA pretty, boy ♪
651
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,353
[rapping indistinctly]
652
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:15,319
♪ ♪
653
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,079
‐ I'll need an address.
654
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,831
‐ Southfield Inn.
655
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,461
And to be clear...
656
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,549
I just need the books.
657
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,884
‐ ♪ Watch me, watch me ♪
658
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,011
‐ I won't kill him.
659
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,013
‐ ♪ Watch me, watch me,
watch me, yeah ♪
660
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,723
♪ Watch me, watch me ♪
661
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,475
‐ It'll just feel like I did.
662
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,977
‐ [rapping indistinctly]
663
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,731
[vacuum whirring]
664
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,858
‐ What's that?
‐ Mm.
665
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,402
That is Larry,
our new cleaning lad.
666
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,737
Huh?
667
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,989
Come here, Larry.
Come here.
668
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,866
‐ What are you doing?
669
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,702
‐ I'm feeding him.
Good job!
670
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,537
Look at that.
Good boy.
671
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,330
Huh?
672
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,207
We'll never touch
a broom again.
673
00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,625
‐ We don't own a broom.
674
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,543
‐ Oh, and check this out.
Check this out.
675
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,920
Okay.
676
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,215
"Hydronic heated towel warmer.
677
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:21,510
Wrap yourself
in terrycloth heaven."
678
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,512
‐ Can it make our water
not run brown?
679
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,264
‐ And for a bonus, Annie,
680
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,016
why don't you tell him
what he's won?
681
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,268
Benjamin Marks, you are going
682
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,270
on a six‐day, five‐night trip
683
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,399
to beautiful Bermuda!
684
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,450
‐ Do you even know
where this is?
685
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,453
‐ Somewhere sunny.
We could rent a cabana.
686
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,623
We could charter a boat,
swim with sharks.
687
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,294
Okay, or we could just,
you know,
688
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,880
grab a pic for the 'Gram
and then jump back on the boat.
689
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,133
‐ How'd you pay
for all of this?
690
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,385
‐ How are you not more excited?
691
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,594
‐ I'd be excited about a car
692
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:06,304
that doesn't have a hole
in the floor.
693
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,639
‐ Right.
694
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,975
‐ A microwave that doesn't
set food on fire.
695
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,101
‐ Well, sure.
Yeah, but‐‐
696
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,271
‐ Oh, I know.
A house.
697
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,606
‐ Hey, I did
all of this for you.
698
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:17,482
‐ Yeah, right.
699
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,984
‐ Well, what is that
supposed to mean?
700
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,944
‐ You did it to show off!
701
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,154
‐ That's not true.
702
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,655
‐ Stop trying to be them.
703
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,115
‐ Okay, okay.
704
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,659
Sorry, Mr. Lacrosse Midfielder.
705
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,621
‐ I didn't want to tell you.
706
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,206
‐ 'Cause you didn't want
your cool, fancy new friends
707
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,666
to know about
your broke‐ass mom, right?
708
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,127
‐ No, because when I mentioned
joining the team once,
709
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,671
you called them douchebags
and date rapers.
710
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,299
‐ I meant college lacrosse.
711
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,425
‐ And, what, you want me
to have friends over
712
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:44,509
when there's birds
in the bathroom
713
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,303
and homeless boyfriends
on the curb?
714
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,305
‐ I've been working
on all of that.
715
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,307
‐ Yeah, by going to a therapist
that you want to bone.
716
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,018
‐ That's not fair.
‐ It's true.
717
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,478
You make fun of everyone,
718
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,146
but no one's life's
a bigger joke than yours.
719
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,026
‐ Hey, where are you going?
‐ Dad's!
720
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,695
[door clicks open, slams]
721
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,781
[vacuum thudding]
722
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,574
‐ Not now, Larry.
723
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,542
‐ No, thank you.
724
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,503
‐ Why not?
725
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,005
‐ Because I don't like them.
‐ Why not?
726
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,841
‐ I don't know.
727
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,676
I‐‐they're too bitter.
728
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,440
‐ Now try.
729
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,741
‐ Hmm?
730
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,369
Salt pulls out the essence.
731
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,162
Pink Himalayan's best.
732
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,289
Adds a subtle mineral flavor.
733
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,416
And the butter,
always European.
734
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,252
It's higher fat,
so it's richer,
735
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,046
creamier, cuts the bitterness.
736
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,258
Without all the elements
working together,
737
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,759
it's just a radish,
738
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,596
but when it's prepared
thoughtfully‐‐
739
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,432
a symphony.
740
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,727
‐ I just need the job done.
741
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,524
‐ What's the hurry?
742
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,526
‐ He's making my life hell.
743
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,736
‐ What'll it be when he's gone?
744
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:29,531
‐ Normal.
745
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,741
‐ [chuckles]
746
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,119
‐ The, uh, black truffle
pan‐seared salmon.
747
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,453
‐ Thank you.
748
00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,790
‐ And the beef carpaccio
with braised endive.
749
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,250
Enjoy.
750
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,963
‐ My son plays bantam hockey.
751
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,631
‐ Mine does travel.
752
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:50,051
‐ He used to get in fights
on the ice.
753
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,970
If he started it,
I would punish him.
754
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,763
I would take away
his video games,
755
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,307
whatever.
756
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,059
After I got into
my current line of work,
757
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,645
I just stopped.
758
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,273
Why should he play
by some arbitrary rule
759
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,774
when the world doesn't?
760
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,987
‐ Because there's still
right and wrong.
761
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,989
‐ Then why do you do
what you do?
762
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,282
‐ Because I have to.
763
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:15,327
‐ Because you want to.
764
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,287
‐ You don't know my situation.
765
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,456
‐ I know what it feels like
to cross a line
766
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,458
you never thought
you'd cross.
767
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:26,296
And so you move that line.
768
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,798
Soon enough,
769
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,301
you don't know
where it's supposed to be.
770
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:33,762
‐ What's your point?
771
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,806
‐ You wouldn't know normal
if it sat on your face.
772
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,813
Now, what's wrong
with your salmon?
773
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,025
‐ It's just a little rare.
774
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,693
‐ You asked for it
cooked through, didn't you?
775
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:49,694
‐ It's all right.
776
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,826
‐ Excuse me a minute.
777
00:34:08,546 --> 00:34:09,839
‐ You really didn't have
to do this.
778
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,175
‐ It is amazing
what this woman can do
779
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,219
with a few cans of soup, right?
780
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,346
‐ Topped it off
with some bread crumbs.
781
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,014
Carl likes it crunchy.
782
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,849
‐ Mmm.
Who doesn't?
783
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:20,725
‐ [laughs]
784
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,729
‐ Doesn't quite live up
to your meal.
785
00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:29,401
[silverware clanks]
786
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,820
‐ Uh, so we are obviously
787
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:35,031
in a unique, uh,
situation here.
788
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,825
Uh...
789
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:37,701
‐ You can say that again.
790
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,161
‐ And instead of beating
around the bush,
791
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,081
figured we'd set up some kind
792
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,959
of financial arrangement.
793
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,919
‐ Okay, here it comes.
794
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,088
‐ It is never easy
to talk about money.
795
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,048
‐ Oh, ain't that the truth?
796
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,509
‐ So how about we don't?
797
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,345
‐ Uh, I'm afraid that
798
00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:01,266
that is the whole reason
we are here.
799
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,437
‐ When you gave us that car...
800
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,896
‐ Like it was no problem.
‐ [laughs]
801
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,732
‐ It kind of got
me and Carl thinking.
802
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:11,484
‐ I'm sorry.
I gotta stop you right here.
803
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,240
Something bad happened
to your family, but guess what.
804
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,743
Bad things happen.
805
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,787
You don't get a fair shake just
because you're a good person.
806
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,331
Some people get lucky,
807
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,957
and some people
just keep drawing
808
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,877
that same damn short straw,
809
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,379
so let me be clear.
810
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:35,133
Your life is not our fault.
811
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,594
We don't owe you a thing.
812
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,763
Believe me, every day,
we look in the mirror
813
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,474
and hate ourselves
for a bunch of reasons.
814
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,310
But our daughter
living and breathing
815
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,604
isn't one of them.
816
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,662
‐ And what's this?
817
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,622
‐ $87.
818
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,792
‐ For what?
819
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,337
‐ Carl didn't feel right
accepting the car.
820
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:16,675
‐ I wanted to set up
a monthly plan.
821
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,176
Wish it could be more,
822
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,179
but, uh, people aren't as into
823
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,264
buying oranges
off the exit ramp
824
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,683
as they used to be.
825
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,781
‐ So what kind of bread crumbs
you say these were?
826
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,826
[Sons Of Raphael's
"A Nation Of Bloodsuckers"]
827
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:49,833
♪ ♪
828
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,546
‐ [singing indistinctly]
829
00:36:54,546 --> 00:37:01,720
♪ ♪
830
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,413
‐ Hey, what's going on?
831
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,290
‐ He's making you
a new salmon.
832
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,083
‐ It's really not...
833
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,378
Necessary.
834
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,715
♪ ♪
835
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,842
‐ It's my pleasure.
836
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:47,390
♪ ♪
837
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,564
‐ How rare was the salmon?
838
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,065
[dishes clatter]
839
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,944
‐ I mean, it wasn't
to my liking,
840
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,530
but it doesn't mean he should
have his face bashed in.
841
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,949
‐ Did he actually
order radishes?
842
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,577
‐ I don't know.
They just showed up.
843
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,457
‐ That is some
serial killer behavior.
844
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,292
‐ Hey, hey.
845
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,711
We need those books back.
846
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,633
‐ We need our souls back.
‐ [scoffs] That's rich.
847
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,635
But you're perfectly willing
to smoke gang friend?
848
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,970
‐ The hot tub guy
has nothing to do with it.
849
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,639
‐ So, what, we're just gonna
let the feds come
850
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,807
and kick down our door?
851
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,392
‐ He doesn't deserve this!
852
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,982
‐ Where are we supposed
to draw the line?
853
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,446
‐ I don't know.
854
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,074
‐ That's the problem.
855
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,373
[line rings]
856
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,458
‐ Yeah.
‐ Hey.
857
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,168
Do you have a sec?
858
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,503
‐ What up?
859
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,505
‐ Have you done that thing yet?
860
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,340
‐ Just got their
background check.
861
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,008
‐ Oh, God.
862
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,510
‐ Clean as a whistle.
863
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,512
‐ Really?
864
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:10,181
‐ No priors, felonies,
misdemeanors,
865
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,767
warrants, complaints.
866
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:13,560
‐ Okay.
867
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,728
‐ Not even a damn
parking ticket.
868
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,315
‐ So why the face?
869
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,359
‐ One traffic accident.
870
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,028
‐ The daughter?
871
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,823
‐ Happened the day
after baby girl got her kidney.
872
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,327
‐ What?
873
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,871
‐ Not them.
874
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,247
Never was.
875
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,748
‐ How?
876
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,711
‐ Maybe Sara...
[sighs]
877
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,130
screwed up the dates
in that organ donor group.
878
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,135
[sighs]
‐ Hmm.
879
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,682
‐ So...
880
00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,601
you want to make the call?
881
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,691
‐ Haven't they lost enough?
882
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,486
‐ Hmm.
883
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,078
Eh.
884
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:17,957
They were looking forward
to Sara's recital next week.
885
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,878
‐ I can make
the potatoes again.
886
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,256
‐ Carl loves those.
‐ [laughs]
887
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,008
That man loves anything free.
888
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,260
‐ [laughs]
889
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,721
[Dolly Parton's "Red Shoes"]
890
00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:32,931
‐ What's this?
891
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,433
‐ Dryer lint.
‐ Gross.
892
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,935
‐ Forensics found
a crazy percentage
893
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,437
of starch, linen,
and cotton.
894
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,939
‐ So?
895
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:45,109
‐ She literally launders
her money at home,
896
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,277
in her dryer.
897
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,573
This is just this week's.
898
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,951
‐ How do you know it's not him?
899
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,162
‐ Do you know how to clean
the lint trap on your dryer?
900
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,709
[indistinct radio chatter]
‐ ♪ I remember as a child ♪
901
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,963
♪ I was absolutely wild ♪
902
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:11,094
♪ 'Bout some red shoes
that my Aunt Lucy wore ♪
903
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:14,138
♪ She would let me
stomp around ♪
904
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:17,308
♪ In those high heels
up and down ♪
905
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,479
♪ Round the house and round
the wraparound porch ♪
906
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,482
‐ I can't believe
we hooked the Kahuna.
907
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,651
‐ [sighs]
908
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,570
You did it, Dean.
909
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,824
‐ It's all gonna happen
for us now.
910
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,326
Mm.
911
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,829
[breathes deeply]
912
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,789
[knock at door]
913
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,542
‐ ♪ And from that moment on ♪
914
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,670
♪ I've had a pair of my own ♪
915
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,838
‐ Good evening, gentlemen.
916
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,340
‐ Good evening, folks.
917
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,343
[dogs barking]
918
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,761
‐ I'm sorry.
919
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,346
‐ What do you mean
you're sorry?
920
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,848
Wait, what's going on?
921
00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:00,101
‐ Dean Boland?
‐ Yeah?
922
00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:03,021
‐ Mr. Boland,
you're under arrest.
923
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,023
‐ Dean,
I'll explain everything.
924
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,026
‐ What am I under arrest for?
925
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,944
‐ You've got the wrong person.
926
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,195
‐ Sucks.
927
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,990
DA is dry‐clean only.
928
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:17,201
‐ ♪ Strolled around
a block or two ♪
929
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,371
♪ I will walk
the streets of glory ♪
930
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,750
♪ I will walk the streets
of glory ♪
931
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:27,045
♪ I will tell my Lucy story ♪
932
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,381
♪ And walk with her
in red shoes ♪
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