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Bobby: I'LL TELL YOU,
BOBBY, IT'S BULLSHIT.
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TOTAL BULLSHIT.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT I DO, IS IT ART?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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IT MUST BE SOMETHING
INSIDE ME.
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SOMETHING'S MISSING.
I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, BOBBY...
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I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN
ALL THE INNER CHILD STUFF
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THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT NOW.
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I THINK IT'S
ALL CRAP, REALLY.
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BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN,
I LIKE TO GIVE
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THE LITTLE KID A PIECE
OF CANDY JUST IN CASE.
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SERIOUSLY...
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IT'S DEPRESSING AS HELL.
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I KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT I'M DEPRESSED.
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WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?
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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHERE IS HE?
I DON'T KNOW.
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BOBBY, YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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YOU'RE MUCH TOO KIND.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M A GENIUS.
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IS HE GONNA COME OUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DID HE SHAVE?
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I THINK YOU KNOW AND I KNOW
WHAT IT IS THAT I DO.
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WE BOTH KNOW IT.
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THAT I'M EMPTY.
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I'M A FUCKING
DANCING SQUIRREL.
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I'M TOTALLY VACANT.
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OK, OK.
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I'M NO ARTIST.
I'M A CHIMP.
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ANYWAY, BOBBY.
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THANKS VERY MUCH, BOBBY,
FOR HAVING ME ON YOUR SHOW.
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I REALLY LOVE YOUR SHOW,
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AND I HOPE YOU ASK ME BACK.
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NICE TO SEE
YOU AGAIN, BUDDY.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Mitchell: BOBBY?
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WHAT?!
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HEY, BOY SCOUT,
HOW ARE YOU?
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[WHISPERING]
Give me a credit card.
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YOU DON'T HAVE
A CREDIT CARD?
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YEAH, I HAVE A--
I'M NOT USING
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A PLATINUM CARD
ON THIS DOOR.
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NOW, GIVE ME
A GODDAMN CREDIT CARD.
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THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
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HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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10 BUCKS
YOU CAN'T DO IT.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHO I AM.
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USED TO BE A NICE KID,
JENNIFER, BUT NOW...
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WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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WHERE ARE YOUR, UM--
WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?
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TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE.
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HEY, COME ON, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
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IT'S A BIG NIGHT, MILLIONS
OF VIEWERS, YOU KNOW?
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GOING LIVE WITHOUT
A NET, YOU KNOW?
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JUST LIKE JOHNNY.
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JOHNNY GOT
TO TAPE AT 4:00.
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FUCK HIM. FUCK HIM.
HE'S A DINOSAUR.
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FUCK LENO,
FUCK LETTERMAN.
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BOY, YOU'RE THE ONE.
YOU'RE THE ONE.
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YOU GOT GUTS.
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DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
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YOU JUST PUT ON
YOUR CLOTHES HERE.
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WE'RE GONNA PUT ON
YOUR CLOTHES,
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AND WE'RE GONNA
GET OUT THERE,
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AND WE'RE GONNA
KICK SOME ASS.
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I NEED A LITTLE
INSPIRATION, MITCH.
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I NEED TO FEEL LIKE I'M
HAVING SOMETHING TO SAY.
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SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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HERE, YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO SAY, SAY THIS--
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THIS IS CALLED
A MONOLOGUE.
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I DIDN'T MEAN
THE ALLY McBEALJOKES,
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MITCH.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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SAYING SOMETHING
THAT I'M INSPIRED BY.
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I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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I ALSO KNOW THAT
WE GOT 5 MINUTES
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AND YOU'RE GOING ON LIVE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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I ALSO KNOW THAT
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL...
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BLOODSUCKER IN THE UNIVERSE
IS ON THE SHOW.
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YOUR SHOW, NOT O'BRIEN,
NOT LETTERMAN.
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BISHOP LIVE.TONIGHT.
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SO YOUR CLOTHES, YOU SEE.
CLOTHES ARE IMPORTANT.
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BECAUSE TONIGHT, YOU ARE
BOBBY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
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AND I AM TELLING YOU, BOBBY,
YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT IS--
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IT IS SUICIDE.
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SO COME ON, LET'S STICK
A STAKE IN THIS BITCH
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AND LET'S GO OUT
AND MAKE
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MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP
HISTORY.
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IT IS SILVER BULLET TIME.
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MY NAME IS KEVIN, MITCH.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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NO. THAT'S GREAT.
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THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
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Announcer: AND NOW,
COMING ALL THE WAY
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FROM SUNNY LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA,
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LIVE, I REPEAT, LIVE
FROM DOWNTOWN L.A.,
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IT'S MIDNIGHT
WITH BOBBY BISHOP.
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TONIGHT, BOBBY'S GUESTS
ARE THE SUPERMODEL
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AND SOON TO BE MAJOR
MOTION PICTURE STAR,
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BRIDGET BOWER!
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THE MUSIC OF TITO PUENTE!
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TELEVISION ICON
JERRY MATHERS!
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AND, OF COURSE,
THE MIDNIGHT ROCKERS!
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HEEEERE'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE BABY BLUES,
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BOBBY BISHOP!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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LOSER.
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PUT ON HBO.
SEX AND THE CITYIS ON.
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NO, LOUIS, NO. YOU KNOW I'M
TRYING NOT TO WATCH IT. NO.
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S
SO CUTE!
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I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON.
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BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
ALWAYS HUMP EACH OTHER.
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EXACTLY.
I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON.
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NOT THE UGLY BEAUTIFUL.
ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL.
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YES!
HEY, I'M TRYING
TO DO A SHOW HERE!
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All: SORRY.
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Mark: HELLO?
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HI. I'M IN HERE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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NOTHING.
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Bobby: ANYWAY,
WHAT KIND OF NAME...
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HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S CHINESE.
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HELLO--
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MMM. ALL RIGHT.
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OK.
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HI.
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HEY.
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OOH. OOH, CHINESE.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
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WHO'S ON?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST TURNED IT ON.
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PUT ON LETTERMAN.
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YOU PUT ON
LETTERMAN.
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I'M GONNA
GO WASH MY FACE.
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LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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AND WE'RE OUT.
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CHRIST. HEY, AL, YOU'RE
SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.
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BACK IN 2, BOSS.
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[CLAPPING]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AL THE GENIUS.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HOW YOU FEELING?
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LIKE SHIT.
NO.
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IS IT ME
OR IS IT THEM?
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LISTEN, THEY'RE--
THEY'RE TOURISTS.
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THE BAND LEADER
IS A REAL FUCKUP.
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
YOU'RE KICKING ASS.
NO, THEY'RE BULLSHIT.
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FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU'RE SWEATING.
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I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
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WILL YOU GUYS GET
THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME?
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HE WANTS YOU AWAY.
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I SAID 3 TIMES.
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HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT
MORE THAN 3 TIMES.
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JUST BACK OFF.
I'M DYING HERE.
THIS IS LIVE, MITCH.
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HERE'S THE CRAZY
HEADLINES, BOBBY.
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THIS SHIT AGAIN.
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THIRD ONE'S
THE FUNNIEST.
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BARBERSHOP CHICKEN.
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YOU, HEY,
HEY, GET OUT.
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WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU WANT A BULLSHIT SHOW.
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NOW, LISTEN TO ME.I'LL DO A BULLSHIT SHOW.
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YOU ARE A STAR.
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OK, GOOD. ENOUGH.
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BRIGHTEST STAR
IN THE GALAXY.
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MMM-AH. I LOVE YOU.
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Jeannie: IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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WE'RE BACK.
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HELLO. WELCOME BACK.
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BOBBY BISHOP...
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BRIDGET?
MITCHELL BANKS.
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BIG FAN.
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CELL IS ON THE BACK.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, BIG NIGHT.
LIVE TV.
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YEP.
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BOBBY IS MY BOY.
HE'S A BIG FAN.
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HE'S VERY NICE.
HE'S SHORTER IN PERSON.
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WELL, WHEN YOU GET
TO KNOW HIM,
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HE'S 10 FEET TALL,
AND HE'S A BIG HEART.
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AND--
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[WHISPERING]
Are you happy?
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[CLAPS]
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BACK OFF, MITCHELL.
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HEY, LOOK, NAPOLEON.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
KITTEN.
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HE TOUCH YOU?
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RON, ARE YOU STILL
PISSED OFF ABOUT
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THAT LUKE PERRY THING?
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I LIKE BOBBY.
HE'S SWEET.
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HE LOOKS LIKE
CHARLIE MANSON.
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OK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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MY FIRST GUEST HAS
THE BEST PERSONALITY
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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RIGHT.
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AND SHE CAN DANCE.
OH, BOY, CAN SHE DANCE.
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AND SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
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OK, NOW I GOT
YOUR ATTENTION.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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SUPERMODEL
AND SUPER PERSON,
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BRIDGET BOWER.
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DOES LILY HAVE A LITTLE
CRUSH ON BOBBY BISHOP?
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NO.
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[GROWLS]
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I THINK HE'S FUNNY.
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[SCOFFS]
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HE'S A TOTAL MORON.
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THOSE ARE, UH...
TERRIFIC SHOES.
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THANK YOU.
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NICE SHOES.
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OK, BRIDGET.
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ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING, BRIDGET.
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THANK YOU
FOR HAVING ME.
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BRIDGET...
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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
A TALL ORDER, BRIDGET.
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YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
THE SAME INITIALS,
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BRIDGET AND I.
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WE DO, I GUESS.
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YES. YES, WE DO.
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I'D LIKE
TO FUCK YOU SO MUCH.
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WHAT?
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WHAT'D HE SAY?
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WHAT'D HE SAY?WHAT'D HE SAY?
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WHAT'D HE SAY?
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HOLY SHIT.
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I BET YOU GET FUCKED
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
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WHAT?
GO TO COMMERCIAL.
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GET US OUT.
ARE WE OUT?
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YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED
OF FUCKING, RIGHT?
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YOU PROBABLY GET TIRED
OF FUCKING.
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WHAT'D I DO?
WHAT'D I DO?
WHAT'D I DO?
240
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WHAT A FREAK.
241
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,789
[ALL CHEERING]
242
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,051
OK, WE'RE OUT.
243
00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,270
YOU'RE FINISHED, ASS-FACE.
BRIDGET, SWEETHEART,
244
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,924
HE WILL PAY WITH HIS BLOOD,
I SWEAR TO GOD.
245
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,926
WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT'D I SAY?
WHAT'D I SAY?
246
00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,449
Mitchell:
HEY. HEY, GET OUT.
247
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,624
HERE. I'M FINISHED.
248
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LIKE YOU WEREN'T THINKING
THE SAME THING.
249
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,932
Mark: NOT ONLY DID
HE USE PROFANITY,
250
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,718
BUT HE DID SO IN A LEWD
AND LASCIVIOUS MANNER.
251
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,328
I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING--
252
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,635
WE'RE TALKING BREAKING
F.C.C. REGULATIONS,
253
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,332
WE'RE TALKING
SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
254
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:58,075
ROSIE O'DONNELL
IS GONNA CRUCIFY HIM.
255
00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,600
WHAT AN IDIOT.
256
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,691
STAY RIGHT HERE.
DON'T MOVE.
257
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,649
HE SAID IT OUT LOUD.
258
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781
HE DID.
I'M JUST SAYING,
259
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,826
I KNOW I HEARD IT,
BUT IT WAS IN MY HEAD.
260
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,262
YOU'RE CRAZY.
261
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,786
YEAH, HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED
TO KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD?
262
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,135
WAVES, MAN.
263
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,397
KEITH, YOU--
264
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,748
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
TO WATCH TV ANYMORE.
265
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,577
I CAN'T REALLY BE CERTAIN
THAT I SAID IT.
266
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,191
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
267
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:27,888
HELLO?
268
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,716
HEY, DID YOU SEE IT?
269
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,673
I'M SPEECHLESS.
270
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,675
IN MANHATTAN.
IT'S UNPUBLISHED?
271
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,285
SAME LAST NAME. UH...
272
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,852
TRY LINDA CHARLES.
273
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419
IT'S ACTUALLY
KIND OF SAD.
274
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,029
KIND OF SAD?
275
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,161
IT'S TRAGIC...
276
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,250
WHAT THEY'RE DOING
TO THESE POOR ANIMALS.
277
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,817
WAIT. WHAT ARE
YOU WATCHING?
278
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,687
DISCOVERY.
279
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,080
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
280
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,777
BOBBY BISHOP.
281
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,344
OH, WHO'S ON?
282
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,562
UM, FORGET IT.
283
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,260
LET ME CALL YOU TOMORROW.
284
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,870
OK. PUT ON 31.
285
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,742
OK. BYE.
286
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,395
WHO WAS THAT?
287
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,309
OH, CINDY.
288
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,484
OH, YEAH?
WHAT DOES SHE THINK
289
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,356
OF YOUR KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOR?
290
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,359
SHUT UP.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT.
291
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,056
SHE DIDN'T?
MM-MMM.
292
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,668
[RING]
293
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,977
HELLO? HELLO?
294
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,766
[WHISPERING]
Stupid cocksucker.
295
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,769
You fuck.
296
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,902
Oh, you fuck, you fuck.
297
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,912
HELLO, MITCH.
298
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:36,957
MMM.
299
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,786
SAY, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
300
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,397
WHAT THE FUCK,
UH, BOB?
301
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,880
LISTEN, UM,
WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST FAN?
302
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,185
MY MOTHER.
303
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,536
UH-HUH. ASIDE FROM
THAT SAINT OF A WOMAN,
304
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,278
WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST FAN?
305
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:59,153
I DON'T THINK I HAVE
ANY OTHER FANS.
306
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,937
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR EYE?
307
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,199
WHAT HAPPENED?
308
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,375
LOYALTY.
309
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,857
LOYALTY.
A STERLING CHARACTER.
310
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,859
WHAT HAPPENED?
311
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,818
BRIDGET BOWER.
312
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,602
BRIDGET BOWER HIT YOU?
313
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,734
NO, NO, I WISH.
314
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,910
NO, HER BRATTY
LITTLE AGENT ATTACKED ME.
315
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,998
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, MITCH.
316
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,608
NO, DON'T BE SORRY.IT'S MY FAULT.
317
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,175
NO, NO.
DON'T BE SORRY.
318
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,350
I RESPECT
WHAT YOU DID.
319
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,830
I DON'T--I DON'T
NECESSARILY UNDERSTAND IT,
320
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,441
BUT I RESPECT THAT YOU'RE
AN ARTIST, YOU MADE A CHOICE.
321
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,877
I DIG THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
322
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,794
YOU'RE ALSO A--
YOU'RE A TALK SHOW HOST.
323
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,883
YOU'RE THE VOICE
OF AMERICA.
324
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,363
THERE ARE RULES.
325
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,886
I MEAN,
I--I--I DIG IT.
326
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,889
I MEAN,
I WAS THINKING IT MYSELF.
327
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,197
BUT WHAT THE FUCK, BOB?
328
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,200
WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
329
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,723
WHAT'D I SAY?
330
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,942
I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
331
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,334
NO.
MY HEAD WAS POUNDING,
332
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,945
HEY.
IT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
333
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,773
HEY, I SAW HER TITS.
334
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,862
I SAW THAT.
I DIG THAT.
335
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,211
YOUR HEAD WAS POUNDING.
336
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,778
I DIG THAT.
BUT WHAT WAS GOING ON?
337
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,127
I MEAN, COULD YOU NOT
SEE THE CUE CARDS?
338
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,999
THE CUE CARDS WERE THERE.
WAS YOUR VISION BLURRED?
339
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,435
W-W-WERE YOU AD-LIBBING?
340
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,828
IF YOU WERE RIFFING,
I GET THAT.
341
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,873
BUT HELP ME.
HELP ME, BABY.
342
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,832
HELP MITCHELL
HELP BOBBY.
343
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,313
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
344
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,662
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DID IT.
345
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,837
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I SAID IT.
346
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,231
I DON'T KNOW.
ALL I KNOW IS
347
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,842
I THINK ROSIE O'DONNELL
IS GONNA CRUCIFY ME.
348
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496
OH, NO. NOW, UH--
349
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,412
NOW, YOU JUST LISTEN
TO ME. DON'T STRESS.
350
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,022
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
351
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,545
DON'T STRESS.
DON'T--
352
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,982
JUST GIVE ME
A SECOND.
353
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:33,508
DON'T ANYBODY
FUCKING PANIC.
354
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,859
OK. OK.
355
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,861
HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
356
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,428
NO, MITCH. COME ON.
357
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,864
NO, NO.
JUST LISTEN TO ME.
358
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,257
MITCH, MITCH.HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
359
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,954
I'M TIRED--
OK, I GOT IT.
360
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,782
LISTEN TO ME.
361
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,306
WE GET, LIKE--
WE GET--WE--
362
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,134
WE FIND A WELL.
363
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,657
YOU GET THAT?
MITCH--
364
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,094
NO, STAY WITH ME.
365
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,486
JUST LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME.
366
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,400
STAY WITH ME.
367
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,619
AREN'T YOU
A LITTLE TIRED NOW?
368
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,099
LET'S JUST LET IT GO.
369
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,885
WE FIND, LIKE,
A PUPPY OR...
370
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,887
A BABY.
371
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:05,975
AND WE--
372
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,935
WE DROP THE THING
IN THE WELL.
373
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,632
YOU GOT THAT?
374
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,981
I'M CONFUSED.
375
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,243
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
JUST HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
376
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,636
THE PUPPY
OR THE BABY?
377
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,290
HERE'S THE DEAL.
378
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,421
[STUTTERING]
379
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,467
THE KID'S PUPPY RUNS
OUT INTO THE FREEWAY
380
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,860
AS YOU'RE
DRIVING HOME.
381
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,730
AND YOU'RE DODGING.
382
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:22,949
DODGING CARS
LEFT AND RIGHT,
383
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,602
RIGHT AND LEFT.
AND THE PUPPY,
384
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,996
IT STARTS BARKING.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
385
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,998
BARKING.
IT STARTS BARKING
386
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,304
ITS FUCKING
PUPPY HEAD OFF.
387
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,393
I GET IT, I GET IT.
SO I SEE THE PUPPY.
388
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,394
IT IS JUST BARKING.
RIGHT.
389
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,700
AND IT ALERTS YOU
TO THE TRAGEDY,
390
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:39,617
AND IT TAKES YOU
BACK TO THE WELL,
391
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,011
AND YOU CAN
JUST GO FUCK
392
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:42,969
ROSIE O'DONNELL.
393
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,275
YOU CAN FUCK
ROSIE O'DONNELL,
394
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,494
BECAUSE YOU--
395
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,235
YOU'RE
A FUCKING HERO.
396
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,497
I'M SUPPOSED
TO GET IN THE WELL?
397
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,977
NO, YOU DON'T GET
IN THE WELL.
398
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,892
WHY WOULD YOU GET
IN THE WELL?
399
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,589
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YOU--
400
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,633
BOSS?
401
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,157
ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT'S
HERE.
402
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,680
TELL 'EM
403
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,290
HE'S A FUCKING HERO.
404
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,249
OH, AND, UH, JOANIE?
405
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,555
UM, FIND US A BABY.
406
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,254
COME ON.
QUICK, QUICK.
407
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,733
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
408
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,605
I'M GONNA GO
TO NEW YORK.
409
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,173
YOU DEAL WITH IT.
410
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,610
UM...
411
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,220
OK. WHY ARE YOU--
412
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,397
WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO NEW YORK?
413
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,840
COME ON. PICK IT UP.
PICK IT UP. PICK IT UP.
414
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:33,845
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP,
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.
415
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,108
HEY, KEITH!
416
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,283
NO SMOKING OUT HERE.
417
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,371
YEAH, UH, HOLD ON.
418
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,720
KEITH, NO SMOKING
OUTSIDE THE LOUNGE.
419
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,808
ARE YOU IN THE LOUNGE?
420
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:40,809
I'M ON THE PHONE.
421
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,724
YOU'RE IN THE HALLWAY.
PUT IT OUT.
422
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,122
THANK YOU.
COME ON, PICK IT UP.
423
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:49,949
I'M ON THE PHONE!
424
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,907
HANG IT UP.
PICK IT UP.
425
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735
HANG IT UP.
426
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,215
OH, GOD!
427
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,651
HANG IT UP.
428
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,783
HANG IT UP.
PICK IT UP.
429
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,829
HANG IT UP.
HANG IT UP.
430
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,744
FUCK.
431
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,137
KEITH, NOBODY LIKES
A LITTERBUG.
432
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,488
PICK IT UP.
COME ON, PICK IT UP.
433
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,752
THANK YOU.
434
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,364
UH, OH, UH,
YOUR SISTER'S HERE.
435
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,812
Lily: THERE YOU ARE.
436
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,425
[LAUGHS]
437
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,817
HI, KID.
438
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,907
I'M VERY SAD TODAY.
439
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:36,952
WHY, SUNSHINE?
440
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,825
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST...VERY SAD.
441
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,612
OH. I BOUGHT YOU CIGARETTES
AND STARBURSTS.
442
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,919
YAY! TREATS!
443
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,533
OH...MMM.
444
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,594
THANK YOU.
445
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:27,133
HEY, SLIM,
YOU GOT A SMOKE?
446
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,786
YEAH.
447
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,658
HERE. KEEP 'EM.
448
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:34,401
OH, THANKS.
YOU GOT A LIGHT?
449
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,883
HERE.
450
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,755
THANK YOU.
451
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583
YOU'RE WELCOME.
452
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,724
[RINGING]
453
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,388
[RINGING]
454
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,305
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
SARAH JESSICA PARKER ANYMORE.
455
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,611
OK. SORRY.
456
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,395
I MEAN, I DON'T WHY YOU
HAVE HBO IN HERE ANYWAY.
457
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,571
BUT SHE'S SO SCRUNCHY.
458
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,748
SHE'S LIKE
A LITTLE CORN MUFFIN.
459
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,099
KEITH.
460
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,362
WHAT?!
461
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,450
ALL RIGHT. REMEMBER
WHEN YOU TOLD ME
462
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,016
TO TELL YOU WHEN
YOU'RE BEING UNSTABLE?
463
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:25,887
YES.
464
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,671
YOU'RE BEING UNSTABLE.
465
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:28,716
OK. SORRY.
466
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,717
ALL RIGHT.
467
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,327
HOW'S DICK?
468
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,895
MARK IS FINE.
HE SAYS, "HI."
469
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:34,896
[LAUGHS]
470
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:35,810
HOW'S MOM?
471
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,985
SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
472
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:37,942
SHE'S A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT THE JOB THING.
473
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:38,900
SHE'S STOPPED COMING
TO VISIT ME.
474
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,249
SHE SAID SHE FELT
A WEIRD VIBE.
475
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,946
I'M, LIKE, "MOM,
YOU'RE IN A MENTAL
INSTITUTION."
476
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,950
WELL, SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
SHE'S A LITTL KOOKY. HMM.
477
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,175
MMM.
478
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,873
MMM.
479
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,886
OK, I SAW IT.
480
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,976
OK. SO THEN, THAT
WAS OUT LOUD THEN.
481
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,717
OH, IT WAS DEFINITELY
OUT LOUD.
482
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,502
WOW.
483
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,938
[LAUGHS]
484
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,202
WHAT?
485
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,203
WHAT?
486
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,945
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
487
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:24,989
WHAT--NOTHING.
488
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,077
YOU KNOW
SOMETHING.
I DO NOT.
489
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,818
YES, YOU DO.
WHAT DO I KNOW?
490
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,994
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING.
I--I DON'T.
491
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:33,215
WHAT IS IT?KEITH, YOU'RE PARANOID.
492
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,477
DID YOU TALK
TO HIM?
493
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,957
NO!
ARE YOU SURE?
494
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,176
YES, I'M SURE.
495
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,178
MAYBE HE WAS SENDING YOU
SOME KIND OF SIGNAL.
496
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,962
BY TELLING A MODEL
HE WANTS TO FUCK HER?
497
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,006
I DON'T THINK SO.
498
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,878
ARE YOU SURE YOU
DIDN'T TALK TO HIM?
499
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,053
YES, KEITH.
500
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,272
I HAVE NOT SPOKEN
TO KEVIN MOSS IN YEARS.
501
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,839
BUTDID YOU TALK
TO BOBBY BISHOP?
502
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,667
THEY'RE
THE SAME PERSON, IDIOT!
503
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,147
I DIDN'T--
504
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,018
[LAUGHS]
505
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,019
LOOK--
506
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,064
EAT ONE OF THOSE.
507
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,935
YES.
508
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:06,988
HI.
HEY.
509
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,511
CAN I HAVE, UM,
510
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,817
A PACK OF VICEROY?
511
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,776
DON'T TOUCH
THE FUCKING BAG.
512
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,865
TURN AROUND.
513
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,432
HEY.
514
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:21,742
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
515
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,439
BOBBY BISHOP.
516
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,266
RIGHT.
517
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,528
BOBBY BISHOP.
518
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,529
YOU GOT IT.
519
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,835
CAN YOU GIVE ME
A BREAK?
520
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,011
YOU DON'T FUCKING
REMEMBER ME?
521
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,447
I THINK SO. YEAH.
522
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,101
OH, YEAH?
I THINK
I REMEMBER YOU.
523
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,277
YEAH?
WHAT'S MY NAME?
524
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,017
UM...
525
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,454
BRIAN MAHER, HUH?
526
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,455
YOU GOT THAT?
527
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,282
YOU'RE BRIAN MAHER.
528
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,457
FUCKING SUPERSTAR,
RIGHT?
529
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,198
FORGET ALL THE LITTLE
PEOPLE, RIGHT?
530
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
531
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,592
I REMEMBER YOU.
532
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,507
I REMEMBER YOU
WHEN YOU WERE
FUCKING KEVIN, MAN.
533
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,769
WE WERE IN
THE SAME CLASS.
534
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,901
WHEN YOU WERE STILL KEVIN.YOU REALLY KNOW ME.
535
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,294
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
536
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,469
DID WE GO TO SCHOOL
TOGETHER?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
537
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,862
MR. RIPTON'S
WESTERN CIV--
538
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,559
I REMEMBER YOU.YOU REMEMBER ME?
539
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,778
YEAH, YOU WERE
A GOOD GUY.
540
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,823
YOU WERE MY FAVORITE.
YOU WERE MY FAVORITE.
541
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,739
FUCK YOU.
YOU WERE A FUCKING
DOUCHE BAG, BUT HEY--
542
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:03,784
OH, COME ON.
543
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,177
YOU'RE A BIG SHOT NOW.
BOBBY BISHOP.
544
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:10,007
WHO WAS THAT GIRL,
THOUGH? DELEILA, UM...
545
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,139
LILY.
LILY!
546
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,445
MY GIRLFRIEND, LILY.
YEAH, SHE WAS NICE.
547
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,316
DID YOU KNOW HER BROTHER
WENT FUCKING NUTS?
548
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,057
KEITH?
KEITH.
549
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,885
KEITH WENT NUTS?
550
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:18,712
YEAH.
551
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:19,756
HE FUCKING
PUT BANANA PEELS
552
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,888
ALL OVER HIS NAKED BODY,
RAN THROUGH
553
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:24,021
A FUCKING MUSEUM
SCREAMING, "DON'T SLIP!"
554
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,414
CAN YOU FUCKING
IMAGINE THAT?
555
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,937
THAT'S CRAZY.
YEAH.
556
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,025
YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
557
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,984
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD.
558
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,855
CAN I GET A PACK
OF CIGARETTES HERE
559
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,117
AND JUST GO?
560
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,380
YEAH, YEAH.
561
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,034
OK, CAN I--KEEP THAT.
AND MATCHES. THANK YOU.
562
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,993
TAKE CARE.
YEAH, BE WELL.
563
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,342
OK.
564
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,517
TALK TO YOU.
565
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,213
OK.
566
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,040
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.
567
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,128
HEY, YOU GOT
A CARD, MAN?
568
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,001
YEAH. SHIT, MAN.
569
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,785
YEAH, STAY IN TOUCH.
570
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:49,699
OK.
571
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:50,874
I'D LOVE TO GET DOWN
WITH YOU.
572
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:51,701
YEAH.
573
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,182
BE WELL, HUH?
574
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,932
WOULD YOU UNTAPE ME,
PLEASE?
575
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,716
YOU KNOW,
I SHOULD BE MAD AT HER
576
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,067
FOR SMUGGLING IN CONTRABAND,
BUT, WELL, SHE'S PRETTY.
577
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,591
AND I'LL TELL HER.
578
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:12,722
I MEAN, SHE GOT
ALL THE LOOKS
579
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,767
IN THE FAMILY,
YOU KNOW?
580
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,160
COME ON, MY ARMS
ARE FALLING ASLEEP.
581
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,032
NOT UNTIL GROUP.
582
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,211
YOU KNOW, UM...
583
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,735
I KNOW FAMOUS PEOPLE.
584
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,867
MM-HMM.
585
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,390
OH, I--NO, REALLY.
I KNOW FAMOUS PEOPLE.
586
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:31,306
TONY NEWLY DOES
NOT IMPRESS ME.
587
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,742
YOU WOULD FREAK OUT
588
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,396
IF YOU KNOW WHO
I'M THINKING OF.
589
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,832
I MEAN,
YOU WOULD FREAK.
590
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,313
[LAUGHING]
591
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,097
IF YOU KNEW WHO I KNOW.
592
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:41,925
I'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
593
00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,666
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
594
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,886
[RING]
595
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,018
HELLO.
596
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,107
HEY, HOW ARE YOU,
BABY DOLL?
597
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,414
I'M WEIRD, MITCH.
598
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,198
VERY, VERY WEIRD.
599
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,199
COME ON,
YOU'RE NOT WEIRD.
600
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,419
YOU'RE, UH--
YOU'RE CREATIVE.
601
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,681
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
602
00:22:58,725 --> 00:22:59,552
WHAT ABOUT
THAT GIRL'S MOTHER?
YOU FIND HER?
603
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:03,077
NO. NOBODY'S HOME.
NO MOTHER.
604
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,426
I NEED A FAVOR.
605
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,688
ANYTHING, BOBBY, BABY.
606
00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,298
WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS
THING CALLED DEPRESSION.
607
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,258
LILY'S BROTHER'S
IN A MENTAL WARD.
608
00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,781
I NEED YOU
TO FIND HIM.
609
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:15,916
HIS NAME IS, UH,
KEITH CHARLES.
610
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,134
KEITH CHARLES.
611
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,180
OK, I'M
WRITING IT DOWN.
612
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,182
DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN?
613
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,228
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
MY PEOPLE ON IT.
614
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,752
IT'S DONE.
615
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,406
OH, LISTEN, BOB?
616
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,538
THEY LOVE THE
"I WANT TO FUCK YOU"
LINE IN THE REPORTER.
617
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:33,412
RIGHT. WHATEVER.
JUST FIND HIM, ALL RIGHT?
618
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,589
[RING]
619
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,635
MOM!
620
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,857
[RING]
621
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,948
MOM?
622
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,040
CAN YOU SPARE
A DIME?
623
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,259
SPARE SOME CHANGE?
624
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,218
MOM?
625
00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,743
LILY. OH, MY ANGEL.
GIVE ME A KISS.
626
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:04,573
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON, YOU'RE FILTHY.
WHAT ARE DOING OUT HERE?
627
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:05,618
I'M PRACTICING.
628
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,490
YOU'RE PRACTICING?
YOU'RE PRACTICING?
629
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,839
COME ON. GET UP.
COME ON.
630
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,275
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE IT EASY.
631
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,147
OH, GOD.
OH, PLEASE.
632
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,062
YOU WANT A SMOKE?
633
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,280
SINCE WHEN
ARE YOU SMOKING?
634
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,152
WHOSE IS THIS?
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
635
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:19,240
OH, THIS SWEET LADY.
636
00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,634
SHE COVERED ME WITH
IT SATURDAY NIGHT.
637
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:22,504
LOOK AT ME.
638
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,027
YOU'RE DOING THIS
AT NIGHT?
639
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,289
NO, NOT LAST NIGHT.
640
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,813
YOU'RE SLEEPING OUT
ON THE STREETS?
641
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,771
SO YOU SLEPT OUT HERE, MOM?
COME ON.
642
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,164
NO, NO, NOT LAST NIGHT.
643
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,123
LAST NIGHT MY BACK
WAS JUST KILLING ME.
644
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:37,432
YES, UH, OPERATOR.
UM, HOW ARE YOU?
645
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,304
GREAT.
646
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,611
LISTEN, IN MANHATTAN?
647
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:46,354
WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR
MENTAL HOSPITAL?
648
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,660
OK, LISTEN TO ME.
649
00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:51,054
I JUST FOUND OUT SOME
VERY SERIOUS INFORMATION.
650
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,099
OK.
651
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,318
THIS IS WICKED SHIT.
VERY HUSH-HUSH.
652
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,494
OK.
653
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,539
LET ME GET
SOME STARBURSTS.
654
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,671
NO WAY.
655
00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,194
OK, FORGET IT.
656
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,804
OK, FINE.
657
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,414
GIVE ME ALL
THE YELLOW ONES.
658
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,286
NO, I'LL GIVE YOU
STRAWBERRY.
659
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,592
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
660
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,418
NOTHING.
661
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:08,289
NOTHING, LOUIS.
TAKE OFF.
662
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,030
NO. TELL ME WHAT'S
SO SECRET.
663
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,771
NOTHING.
NOT A THING.
TAKE A WALK.
664
00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,903
I'LL LEAVE--
IF YOU GIVE ME
SOME STARBURSTS.
665
00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,427
FORGET IT. YOU CAN STAY.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
666
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,951
OK.
667
00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,735
BARRY JUST TOLD ME
THAT HE HAPPENS TO
BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS
668
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,477
WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK'S
DOGWALKER.
669
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,478
NO WAY!
670
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,915
I'D FUCK
MATTHEW BRODERICK'S DOG.
671
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,221
FOCUS.
672
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,962
WHY DID HE
TELL YOU THIS?
673
00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:30,398
I GOT HIM A DATE.
674
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:31,965
I DON'T GET IT.
675
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:36,230
MATTHEW BRODERICKS'S DOG IS
50% SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S
DOG.
676
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,275
OH.
677
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,668
I DON'T GET IT.
678
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,931
I SAW KEITH TODAY.
679
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:45,065
Linda: HOW IS HE?
680
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:47,241
HE'S FINE. YOU KNOW.
681
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,332
IS HE STILL IN
THAT DREADFUL PLACE?
682
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,725
YES, MOTHER.
683
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:57,556
I WON'T GO THERE, THOUGH.
THAT PLACE HAS BAD KARMA.
684
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,600
YEAH, HE TOLD ME.
685
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,210
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
686
00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:02,648
GIVE ME ONE
OF THOSE SMOKIES.
687
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:04,475
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING?
688
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:05,781
IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE.
689
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,567
MOM, COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT HOMELESS.
690
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,655
I COULD BE.
691
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:12,353
YEAH, WE ALL COULD BE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
692
00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,835
I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE
693
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,401
THAT I CAN HACK IT
OUT THERE.
694
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,839
OH, COME ON, MOM.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
695
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:22,363
HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE
NOT OLD AND UNEMPLOYED.
696
00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,583
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
697
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,237
YOU'RE ALL KEITH'S AGE
OUT THERE.
698
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:28,499
THIS ISN'T A JOKE,
YOU KNOW?
699
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:29,892
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO SURVIVE OUT THERE.
700
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,852
I MET THIS NICE
LITTLE BLACK MAN
701
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:34,984
WHO SAID HE'D KEEP
AN EYE ON ME
702
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:37,378
IF I GAVE HIM
SOME GUM.
703
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:38,292
YOU MET A MAN?
704
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,249
THIS LITTLE FELLA.
705
00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,601
3 FEET NOTHING,
BUT SO SWEET.
706
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,255
AND TOUGH AS NAILS.
707
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:46,648
IS HE THE ONE
WHO GAVE YOU THIS?
708
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:50,043
OH, NO.
THAT WAS A WHITE GUY.
709
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,002
WHAT WHITE GUY?
710
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,047
NOTHIN'.
711
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,178
NO MACHINE?
712
00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,745
NOTHIN'.
YEAH. GIVE ME
ANOTHER NUMBER.
713
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,312
I'M GOING
BACK TO "A".
714
00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,879
JUST PICK
ANOTHER NUMBER.
715
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:03,839
OH, HERE'S ONE.
ADAMS, ANN.
716
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:04,753
212--
717
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,276
WELL, OBVIOUSLY
IT'S 212.
718
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,670
WELL, IT COULD
BE 718...CRABBY.
719
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,541
KEITH,
YOU GOT
A VISITOR.
720
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:11,630
YEAH. I'M ON
THE PHONE.
721
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,066
COME ON.
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
722
00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,458
MOVE IT.
MOVE IT.
723
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:15,459
718.
724
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:16,286
BROOKLYN.
725
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,680
IT'S A MANHATTAN
DIRECTORY!
726
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,423
IT IS.
727
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,383
NATHAN, YOU WERE
HERE TO ASSIST US.
728
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,385
MOM, WAS HE TALLER THAN ME?
729
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:31,127
I DON'T KNOW,
I WAS IN POSITION.
730
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,999
IN POSITION?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
731
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,914
WHEN YOU BEG...
732
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,917
YOU SHOULD BE
SITTING BELOW
EYE LEVEL,
733
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,832
OR ELSE WHITEY
GETS SCARED.
734
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,399
WHITEY?
ARTHUR TOLD ME THAT.
735
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:43,357
ARTHUR?
736
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,620
MY LITTLE
BLACK PROTECTOR.
737
00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,450
MOM, WHERE'S THE NEW ONE?
738
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:50,538
TRY THE BOTTOM.
739
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,454
OK. IS THIS HIM?
740
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,238
NO.
741
00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:56,500
IT'S NOT?DO YOU WANT A BAGEL?
742
00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:58,720
THIS IS NOT THE GUY
WHO GAVE YOU THE LIGHTER?
743
00:27:58,764 --> 00:27:59,634
THEY'RE FROZEN.
744
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,897
I DON'T WANT A BAGEL.
745
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,031
SORRY. I DON'T KNOW...
746
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:07,468
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
747
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,472
YOU KNOW WHO HE
REMINDED ME OF?
748
00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,342
WHO?
749
00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:15,432
KEVIN MOSS.
750
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:25,399
OK, LET'S CUT
TO THE CHASE.
751
00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:29,011
OH...WHOA.
752
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,361
KEITH.
753
00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:32,754
HOW YA DOIN'?
754
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,583
TIP-TOP. SO, UH,
BARRY FILLED YOU IN?
755
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:38,325
ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THE DEAL
IS VERY HUSH-HUSH,
756
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:41,415
SO, UH,
LET'S GET STARTED.
757
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,374
WOW. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
758
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,855
LAB? RETRIEVER?
WHAT?
759
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,465
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
760
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,555
MAYBE SOME KIND
OF SMALLER DOG?
A SPANIEL?
761
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:55,342
MAYBE IT'S A GOLDEN?
RIGHT? A GOLDEN?
762
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,778
I THINK YOU, UH,
763
00:28:56,822 --> 00:29:00,826
I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING ME
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, KEITH.
764
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,482
I, UH...
765
00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:09,486
NO! NO! NO! DON'T!
I SHOULDN'T SEE
YOUR FACE.
766
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,837
OK. OK.
IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
767
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,708
DO THAT AGAIN.
DO THAT--
768
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,666
IT'S KEVIN.
769
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,581
HOLY SHIT!
770
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,365
KEITH. KEITH. KEITH.
771
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,715
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
772
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,543
WOW!KEITH. KEITH.
773
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,457
BOBBY BISHOP!
774
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,633
SHH! DON'T SAY IT!
775
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,591
SHH.
776
00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,551
ARE YOU IN MY HEAD,
OR WHAT?
777
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,988
COME ON, KEITH. IT'S ME.
778
00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:34,685
IT'S KEVIN.
779
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,474
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
780
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,868
ARE YOU REALLY CRAZY?
781
00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:44,695
CRAZY?
782
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,262
NO.
783
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,656
WOULD YOU NOT
SPEAK FOR ME?
784
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,571
WOULD YOU JUST
BE QUIET, PLEASE?
785
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,572
I'M TRYING TO TALK
TO SOMEBODY.
786
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:54,227
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET IN THE WAY.
787
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,751
I WANT...
788
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,145
PUDDING. I WANT...
789
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:02,322
[CRIES]
790
00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:05,804
NO, I'M KIDDING.
I'M FINE.
791
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,544
I'M JUST JOKING AROUND.
792
00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,938
KIDDING AROUND.
793
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,985
HEY! WE GOT A GUY
IN HERE WHO THINKS
HE'S YOU.
794
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:16,162
REALLY? MAYBE HE CAN
TAKE OVER MY SHOW.
795
00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,250
[LAUGHS]
796
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,556
HEY, DO YOU KNOW
SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
797
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,993
UH, SHE WAS
ON THE SHOW ONCE,
798
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:23,038
BUT I DON'T...WE'RE NOT
FRIENDS OR ANYTHING.
799
00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:26,607
OK, THAT
SEX IN THE CITYSHOW?
800
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,870
IT JUST--IT KILLS ME.
801
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,611
SO, YOU HAVE HBO IN HERE?
802
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,135
WHAT KIND OF DOG
DO YOU THINK SHE HAS?
803
00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,223
I DON'T KNOW.
804
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,965
LIKE A POODLE, MAYBE.
A LITTLE POODLE.
805
00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,706
LISTEN...
806
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,145
UH...
807
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:46,453
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
808
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,499
I FEEL REALLY EMPTY.
809
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:54,330
AND...I NEED YOUR HELP.
810
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,942
I KNEW IT.
811
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:58,465
IKNEW IT.
812
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:01,598
CAN YOU DO ME FAVOR?
813
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:05,559
301 EAST 64th STREET.
814
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:08,954
THAT'S WHERE SHE IS?
815
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,347
THANKS A LOT.
816
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,132
Both: 301...
817
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308
EAST 64th STREET.
818
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,265
64th STREET.
819
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,353
APARTMENT 16.
820
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,311
NUMBER 16.
821
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:19,138
DOUBLE "D".
822
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,835
โช SOUTHEAST EXIT
823
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:21,880
16 DD?
824
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,491
7A.
825
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,144
301.
826
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:26,580
โช SOUTHEAST EXIT
827
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,494
301.
828
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,495
โช 7A
829
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,410
I'M SORRY.
301--
830
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,977
I'M SORRY.
I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
831
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,717
301 EAST 64th STREET?
832
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:35,023
UH, 440 HUDSON STREET.
833
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:37,721
IT'S NOT 301
EAST 64th STREET?
834
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,593
440 HUDSON STREET.
835
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,161
DON'T WRITE IT.
I'M SORRY.
DON'T WRITE IT.
836
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,597
I'M KIDDING.
837
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,645
I AM CRAZY, YOU KNOW.
SO THERE'S THAT.
838
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:52,214
PLEASE, KEITH?
839
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,825
I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO HER.
840
00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,740
PLEASE?
841
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,788
I'M REALLY SORRY...
842
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:03,486
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
843
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:08,665
321 WEST 83RD STREET,
844
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:09,710
APARTMENT 4.
845
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,931
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THE RIGHT NUMBER?
846
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:17,979
321 WEST 83rd?
847
00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,286
APARTMENT 4.
848
00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,810
APARTMENT 4.
849
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,334
CAN YOU GIVE ME
HER PHONE NUMBER?
850
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:30,513
I THINK IT'S BETTER
TO SEE HER.
851
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:31,862
OK.
852
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:41,611
I'M A BIT NERVOUS.
853
00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,004
I HOPE...
854
00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,746
I HOPE SHE REMEMBERS ME.
855
00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:49,097
YOU SHOULD
GO SEE HER.
856
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:53,362
THANKS.
857
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:56,670
I KNEW YOU WOULD HELP ME.
858
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,282
HEY.
859
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:02,676
HE SAW YOUR MOTHER?
860
00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:03,459
YEAH, BUT HE
DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER.
861
00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:04,678
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S HIS?
862
00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,332
'CAUSE, LOOK AT IT.
863
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,987
B.B.--THAT'S SO CHEESY.
864
00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:09,857
GIVE IT BACK.
865
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,686
BOBBY BISHOP.
THIS IS CRAZY.
866
00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:13,992
I KNOW.
867
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,123
HOW DID YOUR MOTHER
GET BOBBY BISHOP'S
LIGHTER
868
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,559
WITHOUT HIM KNOWING
SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER?
869
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,605
SHE WAS DRESSED
AS A HOMELESS PERSON.
870
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:19,388
OH.
871
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:20,911
SHE DOESN'T
EVEN SMOKE.
872
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,087
NO, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
873
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,785
SHE STARTED TODAY.
SEE HOW WEIRD?
874
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,797
WHAT AM I DOING, MAN?
875
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,798
I'M NUTS.
876
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,669
SEE WHAT I'M DOING? I'M NUTS.
877
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,455
YOU THINK SHE'S
GONNA REMEMBER ME? NO WAY.
878
00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,326
NO WAY.
879
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,590
SHE NEVER LIKED ME.
880
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,769
FUCK IT.
881
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,124
[RINGS DOORBELL]
882
00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,431
โช YEAH
883
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,389
โช DANCIN'
884
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:05,956
โช MY BABY'S A LADY
885
00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,051
โช OH
886
00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,095
โช DANCIN'
887
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,750
โช MY BABY'S A LADY
888
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:17,881
โช DANCIN'
889
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,448
โช MY BABY'S A LADY
890
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:22,103
โช WE HAVE
A CHANCE, YEAH โช
891
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,888
โช MY BABY'S A LADY
892
00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:26,760
WHEW! OH.
893
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,850
THAT SONG...KICKS!
894
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,460
THIS IS SO DUMB, MAN.
895
00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:34,681
THIS GIRL'S NEVER
GONNA REMEMBER ME.
896
00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,118
[DOORBELL RINGS]
897
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,207
OH, SHIT.
898
00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:44,256
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
899
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,041
OH, MY GOD.
900
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,825
WHO THE FUCK?
901
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:58,139
OH, SHIT.
902
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,749
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I CAME TO VISIT YOU.
903
00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,273
NATHAN, YOU'RE NOT
BOBBY BISHOP.
904
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,187
KEITH,
BE NICE.
905
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,144
HE'S TALLER
IN PERSON, RIGHT?
906
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,145
I DID MENTION
YOU, THOUGH.
907
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,625
I TOLD HIM WE HAD
A NUT IN HERE
908
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:06,669
WHO THINKS HE'S HIM.
909
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:07,714
YOU DIDN'T USE
THE WORD NUT, DID YOU?
910
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:08,715
HELLO?
911
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:09,672
HELLO?
912
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:10,804
YOU KNOW, BABY,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
913
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,893
WRITE DOWN YOUR FEELINGS
FOR THIS WOMAN.
914
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,938
YOU'RE USED TO
WORKING WITH CARDS.
915
00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,549
VERY FUNNY, MITCH.
916
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,290
CALL ME. IT'S KEITH.
917
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,988
IT'S VERY,
VERY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU CALL ME.
918
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:24,948
ALSO, WHAT KIND
OF DOG DO YOU THINK
SARAH JESSICA HAS?
919
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,124
CALL ME.
920
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:29,257
[SIGHS] BE MORE OF A PSYCHO.
921
00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,828
HEY, TELL HIM
TO STOP GIVING
MY NUMBER OUT
922
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:36,264
TO PSYCHO WARD
ATTENDANTS.
923
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,876
I GOT SOME
CREEPY MESSAGES
FROM A BARRY.
924
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,183
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
925
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,184
WHAT?
IT'S KEVIN.
926
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,707
WHO?
BOBBY BISHOP.
927
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:45,795
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
928
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:46,927
IT'S OK.
OH, MY GOD.
929
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,450
OK, I'M GOING
TO DO SOMETHING.
930
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,799
NO, DON'T, PLEASE.
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
931
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,671
LET'S MESS
WITH HIM
A LITTLE BIT.
932
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:52,846
NO. NO.
933
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,761
JUST LISTEN.
GO TO LENNY'S
ON AMSTERDAM.
934
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:55,892
I'LL MEET YOU.
935
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,677
JUST GO.
IF I'M NOT THERE
IN 5 MINUTES,
936
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,157
ORDER SOMETHING.
937
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,941
YAH!
938
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,725
HA!
939
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,074
AAH!
940
00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,250
SO, A--
941
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,512
BOB?
942
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:07,904
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
943
00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:11,386
DON'T THINK YOU
CAN COME BACK
SO EASY, TV BOY.
944
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,172
WE KNOW
WHO YOU ARE AND
WHAT YOU WANT.
945
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,260
KEVIN.WHAT DO I WANT?
946
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,436
WHAT DO I WANT?
THE GIRL WAS A MODEL.
947
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,567
WHO'S A MODEL?
948
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,135
JESUS,
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
IS SO FUCKED.
949
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,007
JUST LEAVE
US ALONE!
950
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,361
HEY!
951
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,407
HEY!
952
00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,069
HEY!
953
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:49,772
HEY!
954
00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,078
LADIES ROOM!
955
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:51,992
WHAT HAPPENED?
956
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,647
LADIES ROOM.
NO TIME. COME ON.
957
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,693
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
958
00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:58,781
HELLO?
959
00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,043
HEY, BOB.
960
00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:02,263
AW, MAN!
961
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,224
BOB?
962
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,012
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
963
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:25,025
EXCUSE ME, DID YOU SEE
A WOMAN WITH BLACK HAIR--
964
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,069
JUST CAME IN HERE?
965
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:28,115
BLACK HAIR. LONG HAIR.
STRAIGHT HAIR.
966
00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,638
I DON'T KNOW.
967
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,944
FUCKIN' JERK.
968
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:32,511
DID ANYBODY--EXCUSE ME.
969
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,557
ANYBODY SEE A WOMAN
WITH BLACK HAIR?
SHE JUST CAME IN HERE.
970
00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:36,602
I THINK WE'RE
SAFE HERE.
971
00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:37,733
WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO HIM?
972
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,213
I JUST TOLD HIM
TO STEP OFF.
973
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,258
HE WON'T
COME IN HERE.
974
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,781
THIS IS
THE LADIES ROOM.
WE'RE OK.
975
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:44,044
HE TOLD A MODEL
ON LIVE TELEVISION
HE WANTS TO FUCK HER.
976
00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,828
YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA
COME INTO THE LADIES ROOM?
977
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,744
NO ONE SAW HER?
NO ONE SAW A GIRL
WITH BLACK HAIR?
978
00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,833
DID YOU SEE A GIRL
WITH BLACK HAIR?
COME ON.
979
00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,662
WHERE--DID YOU SEE
A GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR?
SHE WAS JUST IN HERE.
980
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:54,446
LADIES ROOM.
981
00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:56,796
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
982
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:15,336
HELLO?
983
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,424
HELLO?
984
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,861
I'M PEEING.
985
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:24,214
I'LL JUST WAIT
OVER HERE THEN.
986
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,695
THIS IS
HARASSMENT.
987
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,175
YOU ATTACKED ME.
988
00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,395
I'M LOOKING FOR
LILY CHARLES.
989
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,091
WHY?
990
00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,614
I NEED TO FIND HER.
991
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:35,182
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND LILY?
I'M NOT FEELING GOOD.
992
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:38,968
I'M--I REALLY WOULD LIKE
TO FIND HER AND TALK TO HER.
993
00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,927
YOU KNOW, FOR
A TALK SHOW HOST,
994
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,537
YOU'RE NOT
TOO ARTICULATE.
995
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:45,018
OK. OK. YOU'RE FUNNY.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
996
00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,976
OK? YOU'RE A PRO.
997
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,544
COME ON MY SHOW.
YOU CAN TELL YOUR JOKES.
998
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,372
HI.
999
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,509
I'M TRYING
TO EAT VEGETARIAN.
1000
00:38:57,552 --> 00:39:00,773
SO, UM...
1001
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,298
I'LL HAVE THE MEATLOAF.
1002
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,126
IS SHE IN THERE?
1003
00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,910
LILY?
1004
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:10,478
SHE IS
DIFFERENT NOW.
1005
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,960
I'M DIFFERENT, TOO.
I'M A LOT DIFFERENT NOW.
1006
00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,004
HOLD ON.
1007
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,398
I'M READING
SOMETHING
ON THE WALL.
1008
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:21,750
OH, "CROCK...
OF...SHIT."
1009
00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:23,186
GREAT. INSULT ME.
1010
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,667
COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN PEEING.
CAN I COME IN THERE?
1011
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,060
I AM PEEING.OPEN THE DOOR.
1012
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,062
I AM PEEING.
[MAKES PEEING
SOUND]
1013
00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:29,889
YOU HEAR IT?
1014
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,065
NO, I DON'T HEAR IT.
1015
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,111
I BET YOU SHE'S
STILL AMAZING,
LIKE BEFORE.
1016
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:37,853
I'D REALLY LIKE
TO BE AMAZED AGAIN.
1017
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,986
FUCK YOU!
YOU NEED TO BE
AMAZED AGAIN?!
1018
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:41,335
I KNEW IT. I KNEW
YOU WERE IN THERE.
1019
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,946
[WHISPERING]
Drop dead you TV
cheesy motherfucker.
1020
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,470
CAN YOU COME
WITH ME OUTSIDE?
JUST OUTSIDE?
1021
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,994
ALL RIGHT!
YOU! OUT!
1022
00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:48,908
LET'S GO.
1023
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,126
IT'S JUST,
IT'S MY WIFE THERE.
1024
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,954
LILY, CAN YOU JUST
COME OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND?
1025
00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:52,955
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE?
1026
00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,087
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1027
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,175
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1028
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,219
YOU LOOK
REALLY NICE.
1029
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,220
HAVE SOME DIGNITY.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
1030
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,484
JUST COME
OUTSIDE FOR
A SECOND?
1031
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,530
BOY, DID SHE
LOOK GREAT.
1032
00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,140
DIDN'T YOU THINK
SHE LOOKED GREAT?
1033
00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,490
I HEAR YA.
LET'S GO, PAL.
1034
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,100
REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
1035
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,971
OH, UH...
1036
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,321
HOLY SHIT.
1037
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:14,020
THAT WAS BOBBY BISHOP.
1038
00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:17,066
HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
1039
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,851
OK, EVERYONE KNEW
THE MOVIE STUNK.
1040
00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:20,461
SO I LOOKED AT HIM
RIGHT IN THE EYES,
1041
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:24,291
AND I SAID,
"JEAN CLAUDE,
THE MOVIE STINKS."
1042
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,161
[LAUGHTER]
1043
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,380
RIGHT?
THE MOVIE STINKS.
1044
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,513
AND SINCE THEN,
HE WON'T TALK
TO ME AGAIN.
1045
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:31,472
SO I SAID, "OK,
GREAT. DON'T PUT HIM
ON THE SHOW.."
1046
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,169
THIS IS GOING
TO LULU, RIGHT?
1047
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:38,000
OK...DEAR, SWEET...
1048
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:42,265
LULU.
L-U-L-U, RIGHT?
1049
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,573
LOVE--NO OFFENSE--
1050
00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:49,925
BOBBY...BISHOP.
1051
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,971
HERE YA GO.
1052
00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:54,495
AND YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S ANN.
1053
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:55,627
[DOOR OPENS]
1054
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:56,889
HEY!
1055
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,281
HEY! I'M IN HERE.
1056
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:01,110
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
I'M JUST GONNA
GET SOME WATER.
1057
00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,421
WHERE WERE YOU TODAY?
1058
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,076
I WAS OUT
VISITING MY MOM.
1059
00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,861
OH. HOW IS CRAZY LADY?
1060
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,297
SHE'S FINE.
1061
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:17,518
HER AND KEITH
SHOULD ROOM TOGETHER.
1062
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:20,347
I SAW HIM TODAY, TOO.
1063
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,226
SOUNDS LIKE
YOU HAD A CRAZY DAY.
1064
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,706
JEEZ.
1065
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,707
DON'T.
1066
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,231
SORRY.
1067
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,711
WHAT'D YOU EAT?
1068
00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:39,932
I JUST, UH,
GOT THE MEATLOAF
AT LENNY'S.
1069
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:43,022
JEEZ! ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT THE...
1070
00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:44,110
JEEZ.
1071
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,199
I'M SORRY.
IT'S SO STUPID.
I GOT IT.
1072
00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:46,982
YES.
1073
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:50,420
SO, UM,
GUESS WHO I SAW?
1074
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:51,204
WHO?
1075
00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:52,205
OH, JUST
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
1076
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,641
BOBBY BISHOP.
1077
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:54,555
OW!
1078
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,165
GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT IT.
1079
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,472
I'LL DO IT.
YOU JUST WASH
YOUR FINGER, OK?
1080
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,778
JEEZ.
1081
00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:02,171
YOU KNOW, SO I'M
AT LENNY'S, RIGHT?
1082
00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:05,435
AND FUCKING BOBBY,
BOBBY BISHOP
WALKS IN THE DOOR.
1083
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,655
DID YOU SAY
ANYTHING TO HIM?
1084
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,746
I SPIT AT HIM.
1085
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,965
YOU SPIT AT HIM.
1086
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,314
TOTALLY, YEAH.
AND PEOPLE,
LIKE, WENT NUTS.
1087
00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:17,186
THEY WERE, LIKE,
CLAPPING, AND THEY
STOOD UP, AND--
1088
00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:18,623
WHAT AN
ASSHOLE.
I KNOW.
1089
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:21,103
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
THING TO DO.
1090
00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:22,191
WHAT?
1091
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,279
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD SPIT AT HIM.
1092
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,672
ASSHOLE?
I'M AN ASSHOLE?
1093
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:28,197
HE'S, LIKE,
THE BIGGEST PERVERT
KNOWN TO MANKIND.
1094
00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:29,503
HE'S NOT A PERVERT.
1095
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,593
ARE YOU JOKING?
HE FUCKING ASKED
BRIDGET BOWER
1096
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,856
TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM
ON TELEVISION.
1097
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,337
BRIDGET BOWER IS A WHORE.
1098
00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:41,167
SHE'S A--WOW,
WHOA, WHAA.
1099
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,125
JEEZ, YOU KNOW?
JUST...
1100
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,475
WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT
A TALK SHOW HOST.
1101
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,173
NO, WE'RE NOT ARGUING
ABOUT A TALK SHOW HOST.
1102
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:50,045
WE'RE ARGUING
BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
1103
00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,526
ALL RIGHT? I'M GONNA
TAKE A BATH.
1104
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,620
I'M AN ASSHOLE.
1105
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,143
EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY.
1106
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,188
EXCUSE ME.
1107
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:03,189
I HAVEN'T EATEN.
1108
00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:06,409
I'M AN ASSHOLE?
1109
00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:11,414
DID YOU BUZZ TODAY EARLIER?
1110
00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:16,942
SO, YOU SEE, I'M EMPTY.
1111
00:43:16,985 --> 00:43:19,509
I'M BROKEN.
1112
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,732
GO AWAY!
1113
00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:27,256
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THIS.
1114
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,650
COME ON.
JUST BEAT IT.
1115
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:34,568
IT'S LIKE...YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE YOU KNOW THE GUY.
1116
00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:41,662
FINE. PSYCHO.
1117
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:46,493
PRETTY IN PINK
IS A MUCH BETTER
LOVE STORY THAN MANNEQUIN.
1118
00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,929
IT IS NOT.
1119
00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:52,412
RICH GUY FALLS FOR GIRL
FROM WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
1120
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,719
FINDS TABOO LOVE.
1121
00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,372
WHAT CAN BE
MORE TABOO
1122
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:59,854
THAN A GUY
WHO FALLS FOR
A LIFE-SIZED DOLL?
1123
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,423
I USED TO SLEEP
WITH A DOLL.
1124
00:44:04,424 --> 00:44:06,513
UH, HEY!
1125
00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:08,558
HEY! WHAT'S
GOING ON? HEY!
1126
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:10,386
HEY!
1127
00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:16,523
HEY, THE BOARD FEELS
LATE-NIGHT TV'S
A BAD INFLUENCE.
1128
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:17,698
WE'RE CRAZY.
1129
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,527
HEY, I'M TRYING.
1130
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,183
I'M TRYING, GUYS.
1131
00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:34,367
[CLEARS THROAT]
1132
00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:37,239
IF DAYS
OF THE WEEK
HAD A COLOR,
1133
00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:40,155
WHAT WOULD
TUESDAY BE?
1134
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,287
SKY BLUE.
1135
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,680
NAVY.
1136
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,117
NO, UH...DARK BROWN.
1137
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,814
LIKE
A CHOCOLATE.
1138
00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:48,816
Reporters:
BOBBY! MR. BISHOP!
1139
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:49,948
WHAT HAPPENED?
ANY COMMENT?
1140
00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:51,819
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN
PAY BAIL WITH VISA?
1141
00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:54,169
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1142
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:54,953
NO.
1143
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:56,215
THAT'S CRAZY.
1144
00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:58,478
TALK SHOW HOST BOBBY BISHOP
IN TROUBLE AGAIN.
1145
00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:01,089
ARRESTED AND IN LOVE
IN NEW YORK CITY.
1146
00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:04,266
ONLY ON NEWS 6 AT 11:00.
1147
00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:07,966
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1148
00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:08,749
HELLO?
1149
00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,316
MARK. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
1150
00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:12,274
HEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
SHE'S IN THE TUB.
1151
00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:15,451
OH, YOU'RE NOT
WATCHING TV, ARE YOU?
1152
00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:16,539
YEAH. WHY?
1153
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:17,976
PUT ON 31. QUICK.
1154
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:20,065
ALL RIGHT.
1155
00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:23,633
TAKE IT EASY.
HOLD ON.
1156
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,766
UH, OK. GREAT.
1157
00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:27,812
I'M NOT REALLY
INTO PANDAS, THOUGH.
1158
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,509
OK? BYE.
1159
00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:32,730
NO, MARK. SHIT!
1160
00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:38,257
[RING]
1161
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,345
HELLO?
1162
00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:41,390
UH, I'M SORRY.
I NEED TO TALK TO LILY.
1163
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:43,784
UH, WHAT CHANNEL
ARE YOU WATCHING?
1164
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,655
I'M ON, UH...
1165
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:46,961
WHY AM I TELLING YOU
WHAT CHANNEL I'M ON?
1166
00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:49,572
SHE'S IN THE TUB.
GOD.
1167
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:53,881
WHAT A DICK.
WHAT A DICK!
1168
00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:56,536
[RING]
1169
00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,799
OH...
1170
00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:00,888
[RING]
1171
00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:03,717
OK, HOLD ON
A SECOND.
1172
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,762
[SIGHS]
1173
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,415
LILY!
1174
00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,940
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1175
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:11,594
WHAT?
1176
00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,771
CINDY'S ON THE PHONE.
SHE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT.
1177
00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:16,817
FOR HER TO BE
AN ASSHOLE. NOW.
1178
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,560
ALL RIGHT...
1179
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,822
I'M GONNA
OPEN THE DOOR.
1180
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:24,869
I'M GONNA
OPEN THE DOOR
JUST A CRACK, OK?
1181
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:28,481
AND I WANT YOU TO
PASS ME THE PHONE.
1182
00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:29,830
COME ON.
1183
00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:32,093
I'M SERIOUS.
1184
00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,879
ALL RIGHT.
1185
00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:37,185
HELLO?
1186
00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,012
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
1187
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:39,884
OOP. WHOA. THERE IT IS.
1188
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:42,974
OH, THERE'S THE PHONE!
OH, SHE'S GOT THE PHONE.
1189
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:46,847
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
1190
00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:49,850
YOU'VE GOT TO GET MARK
AWAY FROM THE TV.
1191
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:50,851
HE'S BEEN ARRESTED.
1192
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:53,288
OH, MY GOD. ARRESTED?
OH, MY GOD.
1193
00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:54,768
JUST LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN!
1194
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,161
GET HIM AWAY FROM THE TV!
1195
00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:58,293
THE POPULAR LATE NIGHT
TALK SHOW HOST,
1196
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:02,167
FAMOUS FOR
MAKING LEWD COMMENTS
TO BRIDGET BOWER,
1197
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,430
HAS BEEN
BIT BY THE LOVE BUG.
1198
00:47:04,473 --> 00:47:05,257
OH! OH!
1199
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,345
MAKE LOVE TO ME.
1200
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,781
BABY, WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU JUST DO?!
1201
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,913
NO. NO. COME HERE.
1202
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:10,305
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
1203
00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:11,480
I DON'T KNOW.
1204
00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,569
ARE YOU
FUCKING INSANE?
THE TELEVISION!
1205
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,136
I KNOW. FUCK ME. HMM?
1206
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:15,920
WHAT?
1207
00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,051
I CAN'T HELP IT.BABY...
1208
00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:20,881
LOVE GOT ME BUSTED.
AND HER NAME IS LILY.
1209
00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:23,057
HEY, LILY.
1210
00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:26,582
ANYWAY, NEW YORK'S GOT
THE BEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD.
1211
00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:30,978
OH, KEVIN.
1212
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:34,155
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
1213
00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:34,895
WHAT?
1214
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,723
YOU JUST SAID KEVIN.
1215
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,725
NO, I DID NOT.YEAH, YOU DID.
1216
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:40,379
NO, I DIDN'T.
I SAID MARK.
1217
00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:43,251
HOW THE FUCK COULD
I MISTAKE KEVIN FOR MARK?
1218
00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:45,601
NOBODY'S KEVIN.
COME ON.
1219
00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:47,125
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT.
1220
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:50,955
I'M SO OVER THIS.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
1221
00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:54,610
KEVIN?! JESUS, MAN.
1222
00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:55,742
UNBELIEVABLE.
1223
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,526
HI. WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'D THEY SAY?
1224
00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:00,094
HE'S FUCKING
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1225
00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:01,574
OH, WHERE'S MARK?
1226
00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:04,403
OH, MY GOD.
HE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
1227
00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,493
KEITH. KEITH.
KEITH. KEITH!
1228
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:10,626
BARRY, MAN.
WHAT THE HELL?
1229
00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,584
HE'S HERE.
1230
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,064
WHO'S HERE?
1231
00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,761
I'M TALKING
TO KEITH.
GO TO SLEEP.
1232
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:15,675
WHO'S HERE?
1233
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:16,763
HIM.
1234
00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:17,764
WHO'S HERE?
1235
00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:18,634
GO TO SLEEP!
1236
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:20,767
POOCH IN THE CITY.
1237
00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,812
WHO'S HERE?
1238
00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,553
CALLED CINDY.
1239
00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:26,512
SHE HASN'T
CALLED ME
BACK YET.
1240
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:29,776
CALL AGAIN.
THEY LOVE THAT.
1241
00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:32,822
THAT'S A GOOD
JOB, NATHAN.
GO TO SLEEP.
1242
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:36,217
OH, NATHAN,
YOU'VE GOT TO...
1243
00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:39,003
HEY, DO NOT
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
1244
00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:40,961
WHO THE FUCK
IS KEVIN?!
1245
00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,702
WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
1246
00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:44,878
I'M EATING
WHEAT THINS.
1247
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,445
WELL, STOP IT!
1248
00:48:46,488 --> 00:48:47,750
WHAT?!
1249
00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:50,971
THOSE ARE MY CRACKERS!
I'M NOT KIDDING! COME ON!
1250
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:54,714
YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE!
1251
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,064
WHAT ARE--
1252
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:58,892
WILL YOU OPEN
THE FUCKING DOOR?!
1253
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,330
NO. YOU WILL NOT
TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT.
1254
00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:04,028
YOU'RE--JESUS CHRIST!
1255
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,770
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
IS FUCKING INSANE!
1256
00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:08,946
[SIGHS]
1257
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,382
GOD!
1258
00:49:10,425 --> 00:49:13,559
HEY, COME ON.
GIVE ME A BREAK, PLEASE.
1259
00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:15,648
HEY.
HI. YEAH.
1260
00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:16,736
THANK YOU.
1261
00:49:16,779 --> 00:49:18,781
HI. HOW YA DOIN'?
1262
00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,566
SO YOU, YOU...
1263
00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:22,698
YOU HOLD THE KEY
TO THE POOCH
IN THE CITY.
1264
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,919
YES, I WALK THE DOG.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
1265
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,138
HOW DO I KNOW?
1266
00:49:27,181 --> 00:49:29,792
I'M TELLIN' YA.
1267
00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:30,576
BARRY?
1268
00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:31,707
HOW--HOW--
HOW DO I KNOW
1269
00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,796
THAT IT'S
A PURE BRED
AND NOT A MUTT?
1270
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,408
IT--IT IS A MUTT.
IT'S A MIX.
1271
00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:37,539
NO, HE...
1272
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,801
I THINK
WHAT HE MEANS
1273
00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:39,846
IS THAT HOW
DO WE KNOW IT'S
SARAH JESSICA'S?
1274
00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,326
SARAH JESSICA'S?
NO. NO. NO. LISTEN.
1275
00:49:41,369 --> 00:49:43,371
I WALK
MATTHEW BRODERICK'S DOG.
THAT'S ALL I GUARANTEE.
1276
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:46,113
YOU GUYS WANNA CALL IT
SARAH JESSICA'S DOG?
GO AHEAD.
1277
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,114
LOOK, THAT'S YOUR DEAL.
1278
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:49,682
OK. 2,000
FOR THE PUPPY.
1279
00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:50,900
DID YOU TELL HIM
IT WAS A PUPPY?
1280
00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:51,945
NO, I SAID
IT WAS A DOG.
1281
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,642
DOG. DOG. DOG.
1282
00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:54,513
IT'S NOT A PUPPY.
1283
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,602
DOG! DOG!
2,000 FOR THE DOG.
1284
00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,517
I MEAN, IT'S A DOG.
1285
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,958
HEY, SUGAR.
WANT A DATE?
1286
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,916
THANKS.
NICE SHOES.
1287
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,006
WHO ARE YOU?
I KNOW YOU.
1288
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,486
THANKS FOR
WATCHING THE SHOW.
THANK YOU.
1289
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:12,444
THANKS FOR
WATCHING THE SHOW.
1290
00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:15,490
HOLY SHIT.
KEVIN MICHAEL MOSS.
1291
00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:16,535
RIGHT.
1292
00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:17,840
KAREN MALORY.
FOURTH PERIOD ENGLISH.
1293
00:50:17,884 --> 00:50:19,233
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
1294
00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,104
8.
1295
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,106
LOOK. LOOK.
LOOK IN MY EYES.
1296
00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,716
OK.
I'M CRAZY.
1297
00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,196
HE'S CRAZY.
HE'S CRAZY.
1298
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,850
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY?
I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB.
1299
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,461
OK? 10.
8.
1300
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:30,897
PLEASE, TELL HIM.
PLEASE.
1301
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,768
GUYS, I GOTTA
GET BACK.
IT'S COLD.
1302
00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:33,987
8.
1303
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:34,901
HOW ABOUT 9?
1304
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:37,686
BARRY. BARRY.
GET IT TOGETHER.
1305
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:38,774
HOW ABOUT 9?
1306
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:41,516
8. I COULD BUY
A BALDWIN DOG
FOR 10.
1307
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,519
MRS. SUCHMAN'S
CLASS.
1308
00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:45,781
I REMEMBER.
1309
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:46,826
THERE YOU GO.
1310
00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:49,959
YOU WERE 6 FOOT TALL
IN SECOND GRADE.
1311
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,091
I REMEMBER YOU.
1312
00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:52,440
FUCKIN' A.
1313
00:50:52,484 --> 00:50:54,573
WE PLAYED
FOOTBALL TOGETHER.
YOU TACKLED ME ONCE.
1314
00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,314
YOU ALMOST
KILLED ME.
1315
00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:57,315
I REMEMBER YOU.
1316
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:58,968
NICE TO SEE YOU.
1317
00:50:59,012 --> 00:50:59,839
YEAH.
1318
00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,580
GOOD SEEING YOU,
TOO, HONEY.
1319
00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:14,027
LOOKIT.
BACK TO MESS WITH
THE BITCH'S BRAIN.
1320
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,856
WHY DON'T YOU
STOP SWINGING
THAT DICK AROUND?
1321
00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:19,119
POOR LILY.
1322
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:20,512
I DIDN'T SWING NOTHIN'.
1323
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:21,904
I HAVEN'T DONE A THING.
1324
00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:22,905
I HAVEN'T BEEN
SWINGING ANYTHING.
1325
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,517
I HAVEN'T DONE
ONE THING WRONG.
1326
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,260
YOU KNOW HER BROTHER
WENT NUTS.
1327
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,348
I KNOW THE BROTHER.
1328
00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:32,872
YEAH, I KNOW HER BROTHER.
I KNOW HIM.
1329
00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,004
I BROUGHT HIM CANDY TODAY.
1330
00:51:35,048 --> 00:51:36,963
I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM.
BELIEVE ME,
1331
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:40,662
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
WHAT I'M DOING.
1332
00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:41,576
WHAT'S HE DOIN'?
1333
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:44,101
I THINK HE'S
HAGGLING WITH HER.
1334
00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,713
TAKE SOME MONEY.
1335
00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,323
IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LET HER BE--
1336
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:51,151
AND SHUT UP.
WAIT, LOOK.
SEE HOW EASY?
1337
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,327
I'M GONNA PAY YOU
TO SHUT UP.
1338
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,155
DON'T FUCK
WITH THE BITCH,
1339
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,157
UNLESS YOU FUCK HER
LIKE A CHAMPION.
1340
00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:58,115
GOOD HUSTLE.
1341
00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,507
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
MAKE ME SHUT UP.
1342
00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:00,682
TAKE IT. HERE. $100.
AND YOU DON'T INSULT ME ANYMORE.
1343
00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:01,944
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOUR MONEY.
1344
00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,207
SHOVE IT UP
YOUR FUCKING ASS.
1345
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:05,992
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SHUT YOUR BIG, FAT MOUTH.
1346
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,124
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
1347
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,299
REMEMBER BIG KAREN?
1348
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:09,430
BIG KAREN NOW GREW UP
AND HAS A BIG MOUTH.
1349
00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:10,997
SCRAWNY
MOTHERFUCKER.
SCRAWNY BOBBY.
1350
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,129
HERE, TAKE THE MONEY.
1351
00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:13,217
FUCK YOU!
1352
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,348
YES, I DID.
I SCREWED
BOBBY BISHOP.
1353
00:52:14,392 --> 00:52:15,567
I GAVE HIM
A BLOWJOB.
YES, I DID.
1354
00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:18,570
MY NAME IS SUNDEY,
WITH AN "E".
1355
00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:23,227
HEY, MARCO POLO.
1356
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,097
HEY.
1357
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,011
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1358
00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:26,273
WHY DO YOU
LOOK SO SAD?
1359
00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:27,013
I'M NOT SAD.
1360
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:28,536
IT'S SUCH
A GOOD SONG.
1361
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,451
IT IS A GOOD SONG.
1362
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,540
YOU WANNA HAVE
A DRINK WITH ME?
1363
00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:34,151
SURE.
1364
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,065
BRADLEY? CAN WE
HAVE ANOTHER...
1365
00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,110
COSMO.
1366
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,938
COSMOPOLITAN FOR
SAD SACK OVER HERE.
1367
00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:40,461
I AM NOT SAD.
1368
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:43,247
YOU LOOK SAD.
COME ON. CHEER UP.
1369
00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:04,050
OH, MY...
1370
00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,184
OH.
1371
00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:10,622
COME ON.
JUST DO IT. DO IT.
1372
00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:11,579
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
1373
00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:12,667
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
1374
00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,103
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT
IN, LIKE, A WEEK.
1375
00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:15,279
YOU LOOK GOOD TO ME.
1376
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:18,282
I'M TOTALLY BLOATED.
MY STOMACH IS, LIKE...
1377
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,285
I'M, LIKE, CHUBBY.
1378
00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:22,503
I AM. STOP.
1379
00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:25,985
COME ON.
LET THE MUSIC
FREE YOUR SOUL.
1380
00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:26,986
OK? COME ON!
1381
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:27,769
I'M TOO FAT.
1382
00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:29,249
COME ON, BITCH.
GET UP.
1383
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:30,642
LET'S WORK.
RIGHT NOW.
1384
00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:33,993
OFF YOUR CHAIR.
ON THE BAR.
DO YOUR DANCE.
1385
00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,124
NO.
COME ON.
1386
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,692
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1387
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,259
HELLO?
1388
00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:42,088
HEY. YOU GOT
FUCKING ARRESTED. GENIUS.
1389
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:45,918
YES, A LADIES ROOM.
BIG FUCKING DEAL.
1390
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,490
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
1391
00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:53,578
WHAT AM I DOING?
1392
00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,188
GOD, I SWEAR SO MUCH
THESE DAYS.
1393
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,104
HEY, UH, LISTEN. VARIETY
LOVED THE "I WANNA
FUCK YOU" BIT.
1394
00:53:58,147 --> 00:54:00,933
YEAH, WE GOT 'EM
BY THE BALLS.
1395
00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:03,065
WE'RE A HIT.
1396
00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,806
WE'RE...
1397
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,938
WE'RE A HIT.
1398
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:08,157
HEY, WE'RE GOING LIVE
IN NEW YORK CITY.
1399
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:08,897
WHAT?
1400
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:09,811
YOU'RE GOING LIVE.
1401
00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:10,682
DON'T COME
TO NEW YORK, MITCH.
1402
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:12,074
DON'T COME
TO NEW YORK.
1403
00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:14,207
I LOVE YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1404
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,774
COME ON, MITCH.
DON'T COME.
1405
00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:16,818
DON'T COME
TO NEW YORK.
1406
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,343
DO NOT COME
TO NEW YORK.
1407
00:54:19,386 --> 00:54:22,998
DON'T COME
TO NEW YORK, MITCH.
1408
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,404
โช YOU SET ME ON FIRE
1409
00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:40,538
โช 'CAUSE YOU'RE FILLED
WITH DESIRE โช
1410
00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:42,844
JESUS CHRIST!
1411
00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:46,152
โช YOU DRAW MY EMOTIONS
1412
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,763
โช I CAN FEEL YOUR DESIRE
1413
00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:52,332
โช FEEL IT COMIN',
FEEL IT COMIN' โช
1414
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:55,509
โช DANCIN'
1415
00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,511
AAH!
1416
00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:05,127
โช DANCIN' WITH DESIRE
1417
00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:09,175
โช DANCIN',
GETTIN' ME HIGHER โช
1418
00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:12,961
LILY! LILY!
1419
00:55:13,005 --> 00:55:15,355
COME ON!
LET ME IN!
1420
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,269
STOP.
1421
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,053
AH, COME ON.
1422
00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:20,186
YOU'RE AS CUTE
AS A FUCKING BUG,
YOU KNOW THAT?
1423
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,230
STOP IT.
1424
00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:21,927
YOU'RE SO CUTE,
I COULD EAT YOU UP.
1425
00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,145
DON'T FUCK WITH ME.
1426
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:27,628
OH, SHE'S GOIN'
WITH THE FUCKIN'
LEFT HOOK.
1427
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,373
LILY!
1428
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,244
NO, I GOTTA GO.
I GOTTA GO SEE LILY.
1429
00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:36,550
SHE'S SO PISSED.
1430
00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:40,119
MARK, YOU'RE GAY.
OK? SHE KNOWS IT.
IT'S OVER.
1431
00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:43,731
GAY. WHAT IS GAY,
REALLY?
1432
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:46,430
LILY! LILY!
1433
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,260
HEY, LILY!
1434
00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,784
COME ON.
1435
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:55,090
LILY!
1436
00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,919
LILY, DON'T
DISAPPEAR.
1437
00:55:58,442 --> 00:55:59,660
WHY?! WHY?!
1438
00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,009
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN DISAPPEAR?
1439
00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:04,056
YOU ARE IN MY FUCKING
LIVING ROOM 5 NIGHTS A WEEK.
1440
00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:06,058
DON'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT DISAPPEARING.
1441
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:09,670
4 NIGHTS.
WE REPEATED
ON MONDAY.
1442
00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,585
I KNOW THAT, BECAUSE
I EVEN WATCHED THAT.
1443
00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,761
THAT'S HOW FUCKING
PATHETIC I AM.
1444
00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:15,197
THE SHOW'S GOOD.
1445
00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:16,373
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO,
1446
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,636
IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME,
IS LEAVE ME.
1447
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:21,116
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BECOME
A PART OF POP CULTURE!
1448
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,858
IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM
5 NIGHTS A WEEK!
1449
00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:26,208
EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME FOR
BEING SUCCESSFUL.
1450
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,385
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
1451
00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:32,824
I'VE BECOME A PART
OF POP CULTURE. LILY!
1452
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,434
HEY!
ALL RIGHT, I'M--
1453
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:35,522
YOU KNOW WHAT SOMEBODY
GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
1454
00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:37,176
WHAT? WHAT?
1455
00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:38,569
ONE OF THOSE BIRTHDAYS
THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN
FUCKING CALL ME FOR.
1456
00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,440
LILY.YOU WANNA KNOW?
1457
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:41,702
HERE! LOOK!
1458
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:45,532
A MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP
COFFEE MUG!
1459
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,231
LISTEN, CUT IT OUT.
CUT IT OUT.
1460
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:50,668
CUT IT OUT?
1461
00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:52,147
CUT IT OUT.
WHAT KIND OF JERK
WOULD GIVE A MUG FOR--
1462
00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:54,889
THIS IS LIGHTER.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
1463
00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:56,021
WON'T HURT YA!
1464
00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:58,240
THAT IS A BEACH TOWEL.
NOT A NORMAL ONE.
1465
00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:00,634
A BOBBY BISHOP BEACH TOWEL.
1466
00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:02,506
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WE MADE THESE.
1467
00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:03,507
WELL, YOU DO.
YOU MAKE 'EM.
1468
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,899
AND GUESS WHAT?
I LOVED IT!
1469
00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,684
I LOVED IT WHEN MY COUSIN
JENNY GOES TO CALIFORNIA.
1470
00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,208
"OH, WE SAW
THE BOBBY BISHOP SHOW.
1471
00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:10,209
HE'S SO CUTE!"
1472
00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:12,516
ALL RIGHT. LILY--
FUCK YOU!
1473
00:57:12,777 --> 00:57:15,170
HEY, COME ON.
I'M SORRY.
1474
00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:16,345
COME ON DOWNSTAIRS.
1475
00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:17,564
YOU'RE WAKING UP
THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD.
1476
00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,261
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
1477
00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:20,306
FOR ONCE--
1478
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,568
WHEN DID YOU GET
THIS NEW VOCABULARY?
1479
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,309
YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM?
WHERE DID I GET IT?
1480
00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,528
MY NEW ATTITUDE?
WHAT THE FUCK?
1481
00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:25,964
YOU NEVER
SAID THINGS
LIKE THAT, EVER.
1482
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:29,489
I NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SAY IT TO YOU BEFORE
1483
00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,534
BECAUSE YOU LEFT!
1484
00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:31,883
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT'S LIKE?
1485
00:57:31,926 --> 00:57:34,625
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP,
1486
00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:37,889
TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE,
AND NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THEM
1487
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:41,370
THAT THE GUY ON CHANNEL 7
IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?
1488
00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:42,459
THAT IS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?
1489
00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:43,503
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE?
1490
00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:45,287
I'M LIKE A FUCKING--
I'M A SPECTACLE.
1491
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,159
I'M AN IDIOT!
I'M A LOSER!
1492
00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:49,248
YOU'RE NOT A LOSER.
WHAT ARE YOU--
1493
00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,685
COME ON! I DID
EVERYTHING FOR YOU!
1494
00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,948
I HELPED YOU!
I LOVED YOU!
1495
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,559
I LOVED YOU, TOO.
WE WERE A COUPLE.
1496
00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,212
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE FUNNY.
1497
00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:58,257
I AM FUNNY.
1498
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,519
I REARRANGED
MY LIVING ROOM FURNITURE
1499
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,651
SO WE COULD PLAY TALK SHOW.
1500
00:58:00,694 --> 00:58:02,827
YOU KNOW? I'LL BE ED,
AND YOU BE JOHNNY.
1501
00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:05,612
I WAS A BETTER JOHNNY.
YOU TRIED JOHNNY ONCE,
YOU WERE TERRIBLE.
1502
00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:08,485
NO, YOU WEREN'T FUNNY
AS JOHNNY! YOU WEREN'T!
1503
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:09,355
JOHNNY WASN'T--
1504
00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:11,183
HEY, GUESS WHAT?
I WAS FUNNY!
1505
00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:13,098
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
EVER BEING FUNNY.
1506
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:15,230
NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU
WERE NOT THAT FUNNY.
1507
00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:17,581
YOU WERE FUN,
BUT YOU WERE NOT
THAT FUNNY.
1508
00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:20,148
OK? NOW,
WILL YOU COME DOWN
AND LET'S TALK?
1509
00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:21,759
YOU KNOW WHAT
WASN'T FUNNY?
1510
00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:23,891
WHAT?
1511
00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:26,111
DON'T BRING THAT UP.
1512
00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:27,329
I WASN'T GOING TO
BRING IT UP.
1513
00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,505
I DON'T WANNA
TALK ABOUT THAT
NOW, PLEASE.
1514
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,941
I KNOW, IT MUST
BE PAINFUL FOR YOU
1515
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:32,378
TO SEND ME A FUCKING CHECK.
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD.
1516
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,902
YOU THINK I HAD
NO FEELINGS ABOUT THAT?
1517
00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:37,514
YOU THINK I HAD FEELINGS
WHEN I READ
1518
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,167
THAT YOU'RE
DATING SHERYL CROW?
1519
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,429
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
1520
00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:43,694
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
ARGUING ABOUT A TABLOID.
1521
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:44,738
I NEVER MET SHERYL CROW.
1522
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,524
YOU FUCKED ME UP
WHEN YOU GOT FAMOUS!
1523
00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:53,181
I'M GAY.
1524
00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:55,662
NO SHIT!
1525
00:58:56,663 --> 00:58:57,621
I'M BOBBY.
1526
00:58:57,664 --> 00:58:59,361
YEAH, I KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
1527
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:00,188
DON'T SHAKE HIS--
1528
00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:02,060
BUT I DIDN'T
KNOW WHO YOU--
1529
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,365
WHO IS THIS?
1530
00:59:03,409 --> 00:59:05,367
I HATE YOUR FUCKING
SHOW BY THE WAY.
IT SUCKS.
1531
00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:06,586
WHO IS THIS?!
1532
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,022
THIS IS RIFF.I'M GAY, TOO.
1533
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,198
RIFF?!
WHO IS THIS,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW?
1534
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,592
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHO THAT IS!
I'M BOBBY.
1535
00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:13,680
I LOVE
YOUR SHOW.
1536
00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,552
WHO IS HE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
1537
00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:17,249
WHO'S YOUR FUCKING
LITTLE FRIEND?
1538
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:19,381
IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND,
IS THAT YOUR AFFAIR,
IS THAT YOUR LOVER?
1539
00:59:19,425 --> 00:59:21,340
HE'S A FRIEND
OF MINE, OK?
1540
00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:23,298
WE'RE JUST HAVING
FUN, THAT'S ALL. OK?
1541
00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,561
THAT BRIDGET BOWER
IS A SLUT.
1542
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:27,041
WOULD YOU SHUT UP
ABOUT BRIDGET BOWER?
1543
00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:27,912
THANKS.
1544
00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:29,000
OH, "THANKS."
BOBBY, SHUT--
1545
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:30,610
ALL RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY IDEA
1546
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:32,786
ABOUT WHAT WAS
GOING ON? I MEAN,
COME ON, BE HONEST.
1547
00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:35,310
NO, I DIDN'T.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
KIND OF STRANGE,
1548
00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:36,224
BUT, NO, I DIDN'T.
1549
00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:37,704
HEY, MAYBE
YOU'RE STRANGE, OK?
1550
00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:40,620
HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
1551
00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,100
Woman: SHUT UP!
1552
00:59:42,143 --> 00:59:44,972
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS
YOUR LIFE?
1553
00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,452
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU KNOW, I'LL--
1554
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,672
I'LL JUST COME BACK
NEXT WEEK, AND I'LL
GET MY STUFF.
1555
00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:49,890
COME BACK AND GET
YOUR FUCKING COCK RINGS.
1556
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,718
LOOK WHAT YOU DID,
YOU ASSHOLE!
1557
00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:55,766
WHAT I DID?
I MADE THEM GAY?
1558
00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:57,724
LILY? LILY?
1559
00:59:57,768 --> 01:00:01,293
I'M KIDDING.
1560
01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:06,907
READ MY SPEECH.
1561
01:00:07,778 --> 01:00:10,084
"I'M HERE,
AND I'M NOT LEAVING.
1562
01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,782
"I WANT TO BE
A WHOLE PERSON.
1563
01:00:11,825 --> 01:00:15,655
"WITH YOU, I WAS
A WHOLE PERSON.
1564
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:19,746
"I WAS STUPID,
BUT I WAS WHOLE.
1565
01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,748
"I'M NOT GOING.
1566
01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,055
I'M SMARTER NOW."
1567
01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:27,580
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE, LILY.
1568
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,628
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE.
1569
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,326
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S
HOUSE.
1570
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,806
LET'S GO, ROMEO.
1571
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:36,807
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE.
1572
01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:39,636
WE'RE JUST HAVING
A CONVERSATION.
1573
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,028
SHE'S UP THERE. LILY!
1574
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:43,770
STEP OVER
TO THE CAR.
1575
01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:45,772
LILY!
1576
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,339
DAMN.
1577
01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:48,645
COME ON, COME ON, GUYS.
1578
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:49,646
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S
HOUSE.
1579
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:52,387
COME ON,
INSIDE THE CAR.
1580
01:00:52,431 --> 01:00:54,738
LILY!
1581
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:59,699
I'M SICK. I'M SICK
WITH LOVE. LILY!
1582
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:02,267
GET WELL SOON.
1583
01:01:03,224 --> 01:01:06,837
LILY! LILY!
1584
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,882
LILY!
1585
01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:28,467
GOD BLESS HIM.
1586
01:01:31,035 --> 01:01:32,558
ANYBODY HOME?
1587
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:35,126
MMHH. NO.
1588
01:01:35,169 --> 01:01:37,694
CHECK THIS OUT.
1589
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:43,874
THE HOOKER'S CUTE, HUH?
1590
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,399
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1591
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:48,879
MOM, IT'S ME!
1592
01:01:48,922 --> 01:01:50,141
Linda: WHO'S ME?
1593
01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:54,275
ME! YOUR--MOM, COME ON,
OPEN THE DOOR.
1594
01:01:57,757 --> 01:01:59,237
HEY.
1595
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,675
MOM...HEY, HEY,
WHAT HAPPENED?
1596
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721
MOM?
1597
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:06,810
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1598
01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,855
HEY!
1599
01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:10,161
MOM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
1600
01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,771
WHAT YOU DO MEAN
WHAT AM I DOING?
1601
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:14,731
SIT DOWN. I'M TIRED.
1602
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:15,775
HEY...
1603
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,646
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
1604
01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,778
MY ROOTS, I KNOW,
MY ROOTS.
1605
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,301
NO, MOM,
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?
1606
01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:24,479
NOTHING, NOTHING.
I--I SLIPPED IN THE TUB.
1607
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,567
OH, THAT IS
BULLSHIT, MOTHER.
1608
01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:26,743
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
GO TO LENOX HILL.
1609
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,483
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
1610
01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:29,746
MOM, I MEAN IT--
1611
01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:31,748
NOOO!
1612
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:34,881
OK, OK.
NO.
1613
01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:37,405
OK.
1614
01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:38,842
ALL RIGHT, MOM.
1615
01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:41,932
IT'S OK, I'M SORRY.
1616
01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,284
OK.
1617
01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,766
SORRY.
1618
01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:52,203
I'M GONNA GET YOU
A DIET PEPSI, OK?
1619
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,640
YEAH. NO ICE.
1620
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:55,859
NO ICE.
1621
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,251
HERE,
WHY DON'T YOU--
1622
01:02:57,295 --> 01:03:00,211
WHY DON'T YOU
HAVE A CIGARETTE?
1623
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,821
I LOST MY LIGHTER.
1624
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:04,824
NO, NO, NO,
I HAVE IT.
1625
01:03:06,434 --> 01:03:08,872
HERE YOU GO.
1626
01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:22,537
I DID NOT TOUCH HER.
1627
01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:27,020
WHAT'S MY HOROSCOPE?
1628
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:29,762
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
1629
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,632
THANK YOU.
1630
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:32,112
YOU'RE
THE BEST MANAGER
1631
01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:34,419
A BUM LIKE ME
COULD'VE EVER
HOPED FOR, MITCH.
1632
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:35,855
ALL RIGHT, STOP NOW.
COME ON.
1633
01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:37,335
WHO'S
OUR FIRST GUEST?
1634
01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:40,120
MATTHEW BRODERICK.
1635
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,603
DON'T START.
1636
01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:46,300
HE'S A FINE ACTOR,
1637
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:48,259
A FINE ACTOR.
1638
01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,739
IT'LL BE FINE.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
1639
01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:51,784
THANK YOU.
1640
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:52,916
OK, CAN WE GO,
CAN WE GO?
CAN WE GO?
1641
01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:56,615
MOM, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR LITTLE
PROTECTOR?
1642
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,051
ARTHUR?
YEAH.
1643
01:03:58,095 --> 01:03:59,270
HE LEFT.
1644
01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:00,271
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HE LEFT?
1645
01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:02,577
LEFT, GONE.
THEY NEVER COME BACK.
1646
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,231
OH, MY GOD...
1647
01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,624
DID YOU HAVE SEX
WITH THIS GUY?
1648
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:06,886
GIVE ME
ANOTHER CIGARETTE.
1649
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,670
NO! MOM, LOOK AT ME,
LOOK AT ME.
1650
01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:10,847
DID YOU HAVE SEX
WITH HIM? NO, NO!
1651
01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,805
WHERE? HERE?
1652
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,719
NO.
WHERE!
1653
01:04:13,762 --> 01:04:16,940
IN THE PARK.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
1654
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,507
MOM, YOU COULD'VE
BEEN MURDERED.
1655
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:20,987
LINDA, YOU COULD
HAVE AIDS.
1656
01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,077
OH, STOP IT, WILL YOU?
ARTHUR WAS GOOD.
1657
01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:25,078
WE USED A GLOVE.
1658
01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:27,515
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1659
01:04:27,559 --> 01:04:28,865
A GLOVE?
1660
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:32,085
OK.
1661
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,434
AHEM.
1662
01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,045
YEAH.
1663
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:38,004
STARBURSTS.
1664
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:41,660
UH...LOTS OF 'EM.
1665
01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:45,272
OVER AND OUT.
1666
01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:57,328
OK, AROUND 4:00
OR 5:00.
1667
01:04:57,371 --> 01:05:00,070
ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU.
1668
01:05:03,334 --> 01:05:04,944
Cindy:
EVERYTHING COOL?
1669
01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:07,599
YEAH.
1670
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,168
HEY, MOM,
YOU WANT A BAGEL?
1671
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,996
NO, HONEY.
1672
01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:14,780
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
SHOULD RUN OVER
1673
01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:18,436
TO ST. PAUL'S BEFORE
I MISS OUT ON GRUB.
1674
01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:22,570
HEH. NOBODY SAYS
GRUB ANYMORE,
MOM.
1675
01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:25,269
WHAT IS GRUB?
1676
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:33,103
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
1677
01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:35,105
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
1678
01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:37,803
DID YOU REALLY
BLOW THAT HOOKER?
1679
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:38,978
NO.
NO?
1680
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,284
NO.
NO?
1681
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,026
NO! YOU WOULD BELIEVE
THAT I WOULD DO THAT?
1682
01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,723
NO, I DID NOT,
I DID NOT,
1683
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:47,030
I DID NOT BLOW HER,
AND SHE DID NOT BLOW ME.
1684
01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,989
WE DIDN'T BLOW EACH OTHER.
NO BLOWING.
1685
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:53,427
SHE WAS--
NO, I DON'T DO THAT.
1686
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,863
I'M NOT LIKE THAT.
1687
01:05:54,907 --> 01:05:56,082
OK.
UGH.
1688
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,040
GOOD MAN.
1689
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,129
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
I GOT THE STUFF.
1690
01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:00,913
OH, YEAH.
GOT THE STUFF.
1691
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,524
DID I COME THROUGH?THANKS.
1692
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,962
DID YOU EVER SEE BAG
THAT BIG OF THAT STUFF?
1693
01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,615
LOOK, UH...
1694
01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:11,271
THERE'S SOMEBODY
THAT I'D LIKE YOU
TO SAY HELLO TO.
1695
01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:14,448
COME ON, KEITH.
I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND.
1696
01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:16,624
JUST--JUST
FOR A SECOND.
1697
01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:17,886
IT'D BE
A BIG THRILL.
1698
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,628
I DO THIS ALL THE TIME,
I HATE IT, I HATE IT.
1699
01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,804
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS,
THEY SAY THE SAME THING.
1700
01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:25,111
"IT'S JUST
THIS ONE PERSON."
1701
01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:26,069
BOB, COME ON!
1702
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,766
"IT WOULD MEAN
SO MUCH TO THEM."
1703
01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,376
ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.
1704
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:33,554
YEAH, OK, GREAT.
HOLD ON.
1705
01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:35,992
UGH.
1706
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:44,913
BOBBY BISHOP...
BOBBY BISHOP.
1707
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,089
HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1708
01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:47,394
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1709
01:06:47,438 --> 01:06:48,656
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1710
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,094
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1711
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,444
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
1712
01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:54,923
I'M BOBBY BISHOP.
1713
01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:56,490
I'M BOBBY BISHOP.
1714
01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,188
WHO IS THIS GUY?WHO IS THIS GUY?
1715
01:06:58,231 --> 01:06:59,928
I DON'T GET IT.I DON'T GET IT.
1716
01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:02,801
HE THINKS HE'S YOU.
SAY HI.
1717
01:07:02,844 --> 01:07:05,195
OH, I SEE.
HE THINKS HE'S ME.
1718
01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,153
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
1719
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:08,676
CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT.
1720
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,287
ANYWAY, NICE TO MEET
YOU. BOBBY BISHOP.
1721
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,853
NICE TO MEET YOU.NICE TO MEET YOU.
1722
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,029
THANKS FOR WATCHING
THE SHOW.
1723
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:16,162
CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT.
1724
01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:17,642
CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT.
1725
01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:19,992
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH,
I GET IT, I GET IT.
1726
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,125
I SAID I GOT IT. KEITH?
1727
01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,169
KEITH?
1728
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:27,782
OK, WE MET. GOOD-BYE.
WHUU!
WHUU!
1729
01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:31,047
AHH! GET RID OF HIM.GET RID OF HIM.
1730
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,396
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1731
01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:34,572
GET HIM OUT OF HERE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1732
01:07:34,615 --> 01:07:35,660
CUT IT OUT!
CUT IT OUT.
1733
01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:37,270
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
I GET THE JOKE.
1734
01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,751
GO, GO AWAY!
1735
01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,057
THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT,
THANK YOU.
1736
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:44,016
KEITH, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT,
1737
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,411
YOU FUCKING NUT.
HEH HEH.
1738
01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:51,241
KEITH, I MEAN,
COME ON.
THANK YOU.
1739
01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:53,982
WHAT WAS THAT?
SOME WACKO?
THANK YOU.
1740
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:56,159
OK, THE GUY'S
A FUCKING NUT.
1741
01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,596
NO. NOOO!
1742
01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,337
NO! NO WAY!
1743
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,469
NO FUCKING WAY!
1744
01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:04,906
WHY IS EVERYBODY
YELLING?
1745
01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:07,039
LILY, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
1746
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:10,825
IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
IT, BUT YOU ARE.
1747
01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:13,480
OK. HOW ARE MY EYES?
1748
01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:15,308
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
1749
01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,440
THEY'RE FINE.
1750
01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:19,921
HERE,
BLOW YOUR NOSE.
1751
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:24,535
OK. OK.
1752
01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:26,580
I'M--I'M GONNA GO
SEE KEITH.
1753
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,625
OK, I'LL WAIT.
1754
01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:29,714
I DON'T CARE IF HIS DOG
IS MISSING.
1755
01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:30,758
WHAT DO I CARE?
HEY, LISTEN,
1756
01:08:30,802 --> 01:08:32,586
HE PROMISED
TO DO THE SHOW,
1757
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,459
HE IS DOING
THE FUCKING SHOW!
1758
01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:36,721
NO.
1759
01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,724
NO. I DON'T CARE
IF HIS DOG IS DEAD.
1760
01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,812
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
1761
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,074
"I'M GAY. I'M GAY."
1762
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,641
AND HE'S GOT LIPSTICK
ON AND THE WHOLE THING,
1763
01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:45,121
AND IT WAS MARK,
IT WAS HIM.
1764
01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:46,731
"I'M GAY?"
1765
01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:47,819
LILY'S DATING GAY.
1766
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:50,126
THE LITTLE ONE LOVED ME.
MARK HATED ME.
1767
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:52,606
WOOF.
REAL GAY.
1768
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:55,043
HEY, KEITH,
YOUR SISTER'S HERE.
1769
01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:56,697
WOOF!
1770
01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,699
KEITH, I'M NOT HERE,
I'M NOT HERE.
1771
01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:02,399
RIGHT. YES.
1772
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,966
BRING HER IN.
1773
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,759
EXCUSE ME.
THAT'S MY GUY.
1774
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,937
BOBBY.
YOU WATCH TELEVISION?
1775
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:26,292
DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION?
THAT'S MY--THAT'S
BOBBY BISHOP.
1776
01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:28,251
LATE NIGHT WITH--
MM-HMM.
1777
01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:30,644
DO YOU DO FILM?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
1778
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,951
A BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
TO YOUR FACE.
1779
01:09:32,994 --> 01:09:35,171
A STRUC--
1780
01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:36,607
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1781
01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:37,434
YOU--YOU--
1782
01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:41,742
JUST...GET OUT
OF MY FACE.
1783
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,135
[MUTTERS]
ASSHOLE.
1784
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,441
HEY, GO FUCK YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW?
1785
01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:46,660
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE,
YOU KNOW, CONVERSATION.
1786
01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:48,836
GO FUCK--GO FUCK
YOURSELF.
1787
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,664
I DON'T NEED
THAT SHIT.
1788
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,318
WHEN WAS HE HERE?
1789
01:09:52,362 --> 01:09:53,885
THE OTHER DAY.
1790
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:57,062
I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT HIM.
1791
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,545
DID YOU SEE
THE PAPER?
YEAH.
1792
01:10:01,588 --> 01:10:04,504
I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.
1793
01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:07,855
LOOK, LILY...
1794
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,596
HE DIDN'T DO THAT.
1795
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,859
WHAT?
THE PAPER.
1796
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,166
LILY, HE WOULDN'T
DO THAT.
1797
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,820
I DON'T KNOW THAT.
1798
01:10:15,863 --> 01:10:17,256
LOOK, HE'S CRAZY,
1799
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,085
BUT I TOLD YOU
IT WAS A SIGN.
1800
01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:23,480
NO, HAVING A BREAKDOWN
ON TV IS NOT A SIGN.
1801
01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:25,743
LILY...
HMM?
1802
01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:26,874
HE LOVES YOU.
1803
01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:28,789
NO, HE LOVES BOBBY.
1804
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,705
NO, HE LOVES YOU.
1805
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,578
AND YOU LOVE HIM.
1806
01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:36,797
I CAN SEE IT.
1807
01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:37,798
YOU CANNOT.
1808
01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:39,844
LILY, BOBBY'S BEEN
HERE FOR 2 DAYS,
1809
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:43,239
AND YOU LOOK
TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
1810
01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:45,850
I DO?
1811
01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:48,244
YOUR EYES,
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN YEARS,
1812
01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:50,376
THEY SPARKLE.
1813
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:54,075
YOU DESERVE TO BE
LOVED, LILY.
1814
01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:57,557
REALLY LOVED.
1815
01:11:00,473 --> 01:11:02,954
I DON'T KNOW.
1816
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:06,479
I DON'T KNOW.
1817
01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:07,393
I'M OUT THERE,
1818
01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:10,788
AND IT IS WEIRD,
AND IT'S HARD.
1819
01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:11,658
I KNOW.
1820
01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:13,486
NO, NO, NO,
YOU DON'T KNOW.
1821
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:16,184
I REMEMBER.
1822
01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:18,535
BOBBY'S OUT THERE.
1823
01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,885
NO, NO, NO, BOBBY
IS NOT OUT THERE.
1824
01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:22,756
BOBBY IS IN TV LAND.
1825
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,237
I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE.
1826
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:28,501
I DON'T HAVE--I CAN'T...
1827
01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:30,198
RUN A REPEAT
OF LAST TUESDAY
1828
01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,461
IF I CAN'T HANDLE
THIS ONE.
1829
01:11:31,504 --> 01:11:33,985
I DON'T HAVE SHRINKS,
I DON'T HAVE HANDLERS.
1830
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,334
I CAN'T GO SEARCHING
FOR SOME GIRL
1831
01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,293
THAT I USED TO KNOW
OUT OF THE BLUE.
1832
01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:39,643
I MEAN, I'M ALONE.
1833
01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,209
I WORRY ABOUT ME.
1834
01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:46,258
AND BETWEEN YOU
AND LINDA AND MARK...
1835
01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:52,873
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,
BOBBY BISHOP.
1836
01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:57,138
GOD.
1837
01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:58,183
I'M SORRY.
1838
01:11:58,226 --> 01:12:01,273
NO, DON'T BE SORRY,
DON'T BE SORRY.
1839
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,059
JUST PLEASE DON'T
TELL ME THAT IT'S EASY.
1840
01:12:05,103 --> 01:12:06,060
OK?
1841
01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:08,411
AND THAT GOES FOR YOU,
TOO, MORON.
1842
01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:10,151
I SHOULD TAKE
YOUR STARBURSTS BACK.
1843
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:11,327
NO, NO!
1844
01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:12,371
LILY, LILY!
1845
01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:13,938
NO, NO! FUCK YOU!
FUCK BOTH OF YOU.
1846
01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:16,201
KEITH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T
MEAN IT WITH YOU.
1847
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:18,595
YOU, I MEAN IT!
FUCK YOU!
1848
01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:19,726
HEY, LILY.
1849
01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:21,902
NO, NO, SEE, I'M NOT
SOME HOLLYWOOD DIVA.
1850
01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:22,860
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1851
01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,731
I'M A REAL
FUCKING PERSON.
1852
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:25,993
I DO MY OWN HAIR!
1853
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:26,994
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
1854
01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:29,040
YEAH, YOUR HAIR
LOOKS GOOD. YOU--
1855
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,520
STOP IT!
1856
01:12:30,563 --> 01:12:34,132
THE WORLD DOES NOT
REVOLVE AROUND YOU
WHEN YOU'RE IN IT!
1857
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,526
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
1858
01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:40,617
I DON'T THINK
THE WORLD REVOLVES
AROUND ME.
1859
01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:44,795
SHE LOOKS GOOD.
SHE LOOKED GOOD.
1860
01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:46,144
LET'S GO.
WHAT'S WRONG?
1861
01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,188
I JUST GOT AMBUSHED.
1862
01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,974
OH, DON'T READ
THE PAPER TODAY.
1863
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,727
SHIT!
1864
01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:06,991
UGH!
1865
01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:10,864
KITTEN? WHAT HAPPENED?
1866
01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:13,258
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
DAMN.
1867
01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:14,781
I JUST BANGED
MY HEAD.
1868
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,479
LET'S GO
DO THE SHOW.
1869
01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,612
LET'S DO
THE SHOW.
1870
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:25,923
THERE YOU GO.
YES, SIR!
1871
01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:27,881
WOW, WOW, WOW!
1872
01:13:27,925 --> 01:13:29,840
LOOK AT THIS!
1873
01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:32,408
KILLER! REBIRTH!
1874
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,501
IT'S JUST TV, MITCH.
1875
01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,850
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1876
01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:44,898
I'M TALKING ABOUT TV.
I'M TALKING ABOUT BIG SHOW!
1877
01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:48,772
WHAT HAPPENED
TO BRODERICK'S DOG?
1878
01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:50,948
BRODERICK'S DOG.
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
1879
01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:52,471
TO ME.
I'M ON THAT.
1880
01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:53,864
GET ON IT, MITCH.
1881
01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:56,083
I'M--
1882
01:13:57,955 --> 01:14:01,001
WHERE YOU GOING NOW,
KILLER?
1883
01:14:04,352 --> 01:14:06,224
HI, LINDA.
1884
01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:09,140
HIYA, HONEY.
1885
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,145
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1886
01:14:14,188 --> 01:14:16,843
YEAH.
1887
01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:19,193
HOW'S THE VIBE?
1888
01:14:19,237 --> 01:14:20,847
NOT TOO BAD.
1889
01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,675
GOOD.
1890
01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:24,460
GOOD.
1891
01:14:24,503 --> 01:14:26,026
LISTEN, KEITH,
1892
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:29,073
I DON'T WANT...
1893
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:30,857
WHAT?
1894
01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,946
TO CRAMP YOUR STYLE.
1895
01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:37,081
HEH! YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CRAMP MY STYLE.
1896
01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:40,737
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I KNOW YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
1897
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,740
MOM, I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
1898
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,916
OH, I'M SORRY.
YEAH.
1899
01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:47,657
YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND.
1900
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:51,748
MOM, I DON'T HAVE
A SPECIAL FRIEND.
1901
01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,532
IT'S ONLY NATURAL,
YOU KNOW,
1902
01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,100
THAT A MOTHER
WOULD WANT TO MEET
1903
01:14:56,143 --> 01:14:58,276
HER SON'S GAL.
1904
01:14:58,319 --> 01:14:59,756
AND I'M SURE THIS--
1905
01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:02,454
THIS LITTLE
SARAH JESSICA
WOULD LIKE TO MEET
1906
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,152
THE MOTHER
OF HER BEAU.
1907
01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:07,938
MOM...
1908
01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:14,031
SARAH JESSICA AND I...
1909
01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:15,380
BROKE UP.
1910
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:18,252
OH, HONEY.
1911
01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:22,256
SHE GAVE YOU
THE GATE?
1912
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,390
WHAT'S THE GATE?
1913
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:29,220
MY BABY'S
GROWING UP.
1914
01:15:30,395 --> 01:15:31,788
LISTEN, WE GOT
A PROBLEM.
1915
01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:33,050
IT'S NOT
A BIG PROBLEM...
1916
01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:34,921
CAN YOU KEEP
RUBBING?
1917
01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:35,922
IT'S A TALENT THING.
1918
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,533
ALL RIGHT?
YOU WITH ME?
1919
01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:39,491
YEAH, I HEARD YOU.
OK, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
1920
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,797
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
1921
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,234
DON'T ASK
QUESTION NUMBER 3
TO GUEST NUMBER 1.
1922
01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:44,235
WHO'S GUEST
NUMBER 1?
1923
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,584
BRODERICK.AND WHAT'S NUMBER 3?
1924
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,934
HAL LINDEN. NOT WHO'S NUMBER 3.
1925
01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:49,196
WHAT'S THE QUESTION
NUMBER 3?
1926
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,371
YEAH, FOR NUMBER 1.
1927
01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,982
WHAT'S THE QUESTION
NUMBER 3 FOR NUMBER 1?
1928
01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:53,766
HOW'S YOUR DOG?HOW'S YOUR DOG?
1929
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:55,768
WHAT?
OH, I GET
WHAT YOU MEAN.
1930
01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:57,030
DON'T--DON'T ASK--OK.
1931
01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,162
HOW'S YOUR DOG?
1932
01:15:58,205 --> 01:15:59,816
PEOPLE LOVE
CELEBRITY PETS,
YOU SEE.
1933
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:02,079
THAT'S
ALL OF IT?
1934
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,254
THAT'S ALL OF IT.
1935
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,604
THAT'S A HELL OF
A PRICE TO PAY
FOR A DOG.
1936
01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:06,997
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA NAME IT?
1937
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,521
IT TOTALLY
DEPENDS ON ITS
PERSONALITY.
1938
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,522
WE'RE NOT
GETTING A PUPPY.
1939
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,176
I'M SURE IT
ALREADY HAS A NAME.
1940
01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:14,221
WELL,
YOU CAN'T GIVE IT
ANOTHER NAME.
1941
01:16:14,265 --> 01:16:15,005
IT'LL GET CONFUSED.
1942
01:16:15,048 --> 01:16:16,354
WE MIGHT LIKE
ITS NAME.
1943
01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:19,836
WE'RE NOT NAMING,
WE'RE NAPPING.
1944
01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:21,620
DOGNAPPING.
1945
01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:25,493
EXACTLY.
1946
01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:27,495
EXACTLY.
1947
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:28,627
DID YOU FIND
THE DOG YET?
1948
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:31,761
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE CAN'T--IT'S GONE.
1949
01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:35,373
OK, FINE. I WON'T
ASK HIM THE QUESTION.
1950
01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,374
GOOD.
1951
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,941
DON'T ASK HIM,
"HOW'S YOUR DOG?"
1952
01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:39,638
PLEASE.
FIND HIS DOG.
1953
01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:41,640
PUT UP SIGNS,
DO SOMETHING.
1954
01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:42,728
I'M WORKING ON IT.
1955
01:16:42,772 --> 01:16:43,816
YOU KEEP SAYING
YOU'RE WORKING
ON IT.
1956
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:46,123
YOU WANT MAKEUP
BACK IN HERE? MAKEUP!
1957
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,515
SEND HER IN,
SEND HER IN.
1958
01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,865
OK, ALL RIGHT.
OK.
1959
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,736
"HEY, MATTHEW,
HOW'S YOUR DOG?"
1960
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:51,737
NO, NO, NO.
1961
01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:53,696
JUST KIDDING, MITCH,
JUST KIDDING.
1962
01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:55,088
LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
TAKE CARE OF HIM.
1963
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:58,570
MITCH, YOU KNOW
I GOT THAT POUNDING
FEELING AGAIN.
1964
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,791
ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
1965
01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:05,577
[TV PLAYING]
1966
01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:09,755
HERE YOU GO, ANGY.
NICE AND TOASTY.
1967
01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:13,672
THESE ARE
DELICIOUS BAGELS,
MRS. CHARLES.
1968
01:17:13,716 --> 01:17:14,586
THANK YOU.
1969
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,196
Angy, Keith, Nathan:
THANK YOU.
1970
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,198
YOU'RE WELCOME,
BOYS.
1971
01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:19,678
SEE, I PUT
THE BUTTER ON
1972
01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:21,724
BEFORE
I TOAST THEM.
1973
01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,682
SCRUMPTIOUS.
1974
01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:25,684
I'M GONNA GO GET
A DIET PEPSI.
1975
01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:28,469
CAN I GET
ANYBODY ANYTHING?
1976
01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,646
UH-UH.
1977
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:40,046
[DOG BARKS]
1978
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:51,449
EASY, EASY, EASY.
1979
01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:57,803
Woman on P.A.:
2 MINUTES TO SHOWTIME.
1980
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,675
GOING LIVE
IN 2 MINUTES.
1981
01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:02,939
BAND, CREW, AND TALENT,
TAKE YOUR PLACES.
1982
01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,681
ALMOST TIME.
1983
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:07,857
YOU WANT TO WATCH?
1984
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:10,729
WHY DO THEY CALL IT
MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY
BISHOP
1985
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:13,166
WHEN IT COMES ON
AT 11:30?
1986
01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,864
IT'S CUTE.
1987
01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:18,128
HEY, RONNIE!
1988
01:18:18,171 --> 01:18:19,303
SCUMBAG.
1989
01:18:19,346 --> 01:18:21,784
OH, COME ON, RON,
WHITE FLAG, WHITE FLAG.
1990
01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:24,525
YOUR BOY
BETTER BE GOOD.
I BROUGHT MY GUN.
1991
01:18:24,569 --> 01:18:26,353
AND NO DOG,
OR WE'RE GONE.
1992
01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:29,008
HMM.
1993
01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:30,183
RUFF.
1994
01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:34,144
Announcer: AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1995
01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:37,887
LIVE, IT'S MIDNIGHT
WITH NEW YORK CITY'S
1996
01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:39,192
FAVORITE JOHN...
1997
01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:42,195
BOBBY BISHOP!
1998
01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:45,024
[CHEERING]
1999
01:18:45,068 --> 01:18:46,722
KEVIN MOSS.
2000
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,027
CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU?
2001
01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:50,160
BOBBY'S ON.
2002
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:52,553
GOT HIM.
2003
01:18:52,597 --> 01:18:54,860
OH!
2004
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,261
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2005
01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:06,654
NOTHING.
2006
01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:08,787
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
2007
01:19:08,831 --> 01:19:10,746
OH...
2008
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,965
MOM, THIS IS
MY FRIEND BARRY.
2009
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,662
WE'RE GOING OUT
FOR A LITTLE
WHILE.
2010
01:19:14,706 --> 01:19:16,490
NICE TO MEET YOU,
MRS. CHARLES.
2011
01:19:16,534 --> 01:19:18,014
HELLO, BARRY.
2012
01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:21,626
WELL, DON'T YOU BOYS
STAY OUT TOO LATE, NOW.
2013
01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:22,627
WE WON'T.
2014
01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:24,107
YOU PROMISE ME.
2015
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:26,587
I PROMISE.
2016
01:19:36,075 --> 01:19:38,512
FEEL THIS.
2017
01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:41,864
Announcer:
AND HERE HE IS,
2018
01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:44,605
BOBBY BISHOP!
2019
01:19:44,649 --> 01:19:48,261
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
2020
01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:54,790
Audience, chanting:
BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY!
2021
01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:09,369
NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN
THE SHOW,
2022
01:20:09,413 --> 01:20:11,154
FIRST OFF, RIGHT AWAY,
2023
01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:14,505
THIS IS VERY
IMPORTANT TO ME.
2024
01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:16,333
UH...
2025
01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:19,292
I NEVER GOT A BLOW JOB
FROM THAT HOOKER.
2026
01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:20,163
WHAT HE SAY?
2027
01:20:20,206 --> 01:20:21,817
HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.
2028
01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:22,992
NO BLOW JOB.
2029
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,428
THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT
HE SAID.
2030
01:20:24,471 --> 01:20:26,386
YOU CAN'T SAY
BLOW JOB ON TV.
2031
01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:28,084
WHY WOULD
I SAY THAT?
2032
01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:30,738
THIS...
2033
01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:31,739
RIGHT HERE...
2034
01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:35,569
THIS IS NOT LIVING.
2035
01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:37,441
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
2036
01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:41,575
I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE
2037
01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:43,882
WITH SOMEBODY,
2038
01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:46,015
NOT A BUNCH
OF FUCKING IDIOTS
2039
01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,886
WHO WAITED IN LINE
FOR HOURS
2040
01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:51,107
TO SEE THIS STUPID
FUCKING TALK SHOW.
2041
01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:54,980
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
2042
01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:59,942
MY WHOLE LIFE,
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED.
2043
01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:02,683
TO BE RIGHT HERE
2044
01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:05,469
IN THIS SPOT,
IN FRONT OF THIS AUDIENCE,
2045
01:21:05,512 --> 01:21:07,775
ON THIS SHOW,
2046
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:09,821
WITH MY THEME SONG.
2047
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:13,346
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED.
2048
01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:15,566
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
WHEN I GOT HERE
2049
01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:19,526
THAT EVERYTHING
WOULD BE OK.
2050
01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:22,790
I WOULD BE HAPPY.
2051
01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:25,358
THIS WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY.
2052
01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:28,971
AND ONCE I GOT HERE...
2053
01:21:29,014 --> 01:21:32,626
I WOULD BE ABLE
TO START LIVING.
2054
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:35,760
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
2055
01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:42,636
BUT I WASTED MY LIFE.
2056
01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:49,165
I HAD SOMEBODY
WHO ADORED ME,
2057
01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:51,602
AND SHE WAS
THE GREATEST AUDIENCE
2058
01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:54,257
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2059
01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:57,260
AND WE DIDN'T
NEED ANY APPLAUSE SIGN
2060
01:21:57,303 --> 01:21:59,697
TO BE HAPPY.
2061
01:22:05,572 --> 01:22:06,922
OK.
2062
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,793
I REALIZE
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
2063
01:22:08,836 --> 01:22:12,449
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
FOR ANYBODY.
2064
01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:15,539
I'M NOT BEING FUNNY.
2065
01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:19,543
I'M NOT THAT FUNNY.
2066
01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:26,332
I'M JUST A GUY.
2067
01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:28,944
I'M JUST A GUY.
2068
01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:31,816
JUST A SIMPLE GUY.
2069
01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:37,430
AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2070
01:22:37,474 --> 01:22:40,085
FUCK THE NETWORK.
2071
01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:43,959
FUCK ALL THE RATINGS.
2072
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:46,483
AND FUCK YOU.
2073
01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:51,662
MY NAME IS KEVIN.
2074
01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,751
I'M KEVIN.
2075
01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:54,970
UH...
2076
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,928
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2077
01:22:56,972 --> 01:23:00,888
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
AND CHEERS]
2078
01:23:02,586 --> 01:23:04,196
WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
2079
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,766
WHAT A CRAZY TALK SHOW.
2080
01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:28,394
Nathan: FUCK THE NETWORK!
I'M NOT BOBBY, I'M KEVIN.
2081
01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:31,093
I'M EMPTY, I'M KEVIN,
I'M KEVIN! NO MORE SHOW!
2082
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,660
I'M KEVIN. NICE TO MEET ME,
NICE TO MEET ME.
2083
01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:34,922
I'M KEVIN, I'M KEVIN!
2084
01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:36,837
FUCK THE NETWORK!
FUCK YOU!
2085
01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,971
I'M KEVIN, I'M KEVIN!
2086
01:23:48,719 --> 01:23:52,070
LITTLE KEVIN MOSS,
ALL GROWN UP.
2087
01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:54,290
HEH HEH HEH!
2088
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:58,076
OH, KEVIN,
YOU GOT SO HAIRY.
2089
01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,210
OW, OW, OW!
THAT HURT!
2090
01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:02,907
DID YOU GET IT?
2091
01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:05,083
ARE YOU FU--NO,
I DIDN'T GET IT.
2092
01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:05,953
GIVE ME
A FUCKING BREAK.
2093
01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,303
OF COURSE
I FUCKING GOT--
2094
01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:08,478
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I WAS JUST DOING?
2095
01:24:08,521 --> 01:24:10,349
YOU KNOW, THE DOG
TOOK A SHIT IN THE CAR.
2096
01:24:10,393 --> 01:24:14,092
THE DOG TOOK A SHIT
IN THE CAR? WELL--
2097
01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:15,485
FINE! WHO--
2098
01:24:15,528 --> 01:24:18,270
OK, OK, OK. CAN WE
GO RIGHT NOW?
2099
01:24:18,314 --> 01:24:20,794
PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE?
2100
01:24:20,838 --> 01:24:23,101
THANK YOU.
2101
01:24:25,843 --> 01:24:27,627
HEY!
2102
01:24:27,671 --> 01:24:29,542
HEY, HEY!
2103
01:24:29,586 --> 01:24:31,936
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID IT!
2104
01:24:31,979 --> 01:24:34,156
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
2105
01:24:35,026 --> 01:24:37,550
HEY.
2106
01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:39,552
HEY.
2107
01:24:44,775 --> 01:24:46,081
ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
2108
01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:49,214
UH, 83rd
AND COLUMBUS
2109
01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:51,390
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
2110
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:53,349
BIG TIP, BIG TIP,
BIG TIP.
2111
01:24:53,392 --> 01:24:56,134
YES, YES, YES!
2112
01:24:56,178 --> 01:24:58,310
YOU'RE THE BIG GIRL!
2113
01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:00,182
YES, YOU ARE!
2114
01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:02,097
WHO'S A CUTE PUPPY?
2115
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:04,229
GO, GO! NO, NO!
2116
01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,450
THANK YOU.
2117
01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:09,147
โช LILY, LILY, LILY
2118
01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:10,105
LILY? LILY!
2119
01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:13,020
LILY, LILY!
WHERE'S LILY?
2120
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,718
YOUR SHOW IS AWFUL.
2121
01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,460
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
2122
01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:19,288
CAN I SPEAK
TO LILY, PLEASE?
2123
01:25:19,331 --> 01:25:21,116
SHE WENT TO FIND YOU.
2124
01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:22,465
SHE WENT TO FIND ME?
2125
01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:23,466
GO!
2126
01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:24,902
ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
2127
01:25:24,945 --> 01:25:28,297
GO!
THANK YOU.
2128
01:25:30,342 --> 01:25:33,302
WHERE'S BOBBY?UH...LENA?
2129
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,825
LILY.
LILY, LILY!
2130
01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,522
YEAH, HE'S NOT
HERE. HE, UH...
2131
01:25:36,566 --> 01:25:39,743
HE WENT. HE WENT
TO FIND YOU.
2132
01:25:42,572 --> 01:25:43,399
LOT OF TEETH.
2133
01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:46,489
GO AROUND THIS GUY.
2134
01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:49,492
OK, 83rd
AND COLUMBUS.
2135
01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:51,929
[DOG BARKS]KEITH, HURRY UP!
2136
01:25:51,972 --> 01:25:54,497
I'M GONNA LOSE
MY JOB!
2137
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:55,976
KEITH!
2138
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,500
WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME
A SECOND HERE?
2139
01:25:57,543 --> 01:25:58,762
THIS IS A VERY
UPSET DOG.
2140
01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:00,067
COME ON,
THAT THING IS MAKING
A TON OF NOISE.
2141
01:26:00,111 --> 01:26:02,374
I KNOW THIS, BARRY.
GET IT TOGETHER.
2142
01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,116
I'M SORRY.IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
2143
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,162
OK, NOW GET LOUIS STARTED
ON THE RANSOM NOTE.
2144
01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:10,121
BRING BACK A JAR
OF PEANUT BUTTER,
CREAMY. GO!
2145
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,514
OH, SHIT!
2146
01:26:11,557 --> 01:26:13,472
BOYS? BOYS...
2147
01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:16,954
WHAT IN THE WORLD
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING HERE?
2148
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:18,999
HEY, MOM.
2149
01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:23,439
KEITH, I'M VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
2150
01:26:24,483 --> 01:26:26,398
WHOA! JESUS!
2151
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,098
[HORNS HONKING]
2152
01:26:32,622 --> 01:26:34,580
JESUS, THAT WAS
FUCKING CLOSE!
2153
01:26:34,624 --> 01:26:35,842
SHOULD WE STOP?
2154
01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:37,714
NO, NO, NO!
FUCKING--OH,
FUCKING CAB DRIVERS!
2155
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,672
GOD DAMN IT!
2156
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:59,649
[CAB DRIVERS
SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER]
2157
01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:08,527
BOBBY!
2158
01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:11,400
THANK YOU. THANKS
FOR WATCHING THE SHOW.
2159
01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:13,402
BOBBY!
2160
01:27:13,445 --> 01:27:15,752
KEVIN!
2161
01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:21,323
HEY!
2162
01:27:21,366 --> 01:27:24,282
HEY, YOU OK?
2163
01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:27,503
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S
LIKE IT'S STUCK.
2164
01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:42,126
HELLO.
HI.
2165
01:27:42,169 --> 01:27:44,998
UM, I NEED TO
SPEAK TO A, UH,
2166
01:27:45,042 --> 01:27:48,088
CRAZY PERSON YOU HAVE
HERE NAMED NATHAN.
2167
01:27:48,132 --> 01:27:49,176
NATHAN.
2168
01:27:49,220 --> 01:27:50,308
NATHAN, YES.
2169
01:27:50,352 --> 01:27:53,311
NATHAN. OK.
2170
01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,530
THIS WAY.
2171
01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:56,314
THANK YOU.
2172
01:27:56,358 --> 01:27:58,229
DID YOU SEE
THE SHOW?
2173
01:27:58,273 --> 01:27:59,839
DID YOU SEE IT?
2174
01:27:59,883 --> 01:28:01,188
SORRY, I MISSED IT.
2175
01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:02,929
OH, YOU DIDN'T
SEE THE SHOW?
2176
01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:03,930
NO.
2177
01:28:03,974 --> 01:28:05,671
LILY...
WHAT
2178
01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,804
I SAID THINGS TO YOU
ON THE SHOW.
2179
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:09,414
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
2180
01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:11,503
THINGS. I CAN'T
EXPLAIN IT NOW.
2181
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:12,548
WHAT KIND OF THINGS?
2182
01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:15,507
NICE THINGS. I SAID
THINGS FOR YOU.
2183
01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:16,682
LIKE WHAT?
2184
01:28:16,726 --> 01:28:19,946
NICE THINGS.
HOW COULD YOU
MISS THE SHOW?
2185
01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:22,384
DID YOU SEE
THE SHOW?
2186
01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:24,690
I SAW IT.
2187
01:28:24,734 --> 01:28:26,083
I WANT YOU
TO LOVE ME AGAIN.
2188
01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:29,042
CAN YOU LOVE ME
AGAIN, PLEASE?
2189
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,349
I CAN LIKE YOU
A WHOLE BUNCH.
2190
01:28:31,393 --> 01:28:34,613
NO. CAN YOU
LOVE ME AGAIN?
2191
01:28:36,615 --> 01:28:40,489
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
2192
01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:47,713
OK, NOW HERE'S
THE DEAL.
2193
01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:49,802
WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU
TO DO A MONOLOGUE.
2194
01:28:49,846 --> 01:28:51,978
YOU THINK YOU CAN
REMEMBER A MONOLOGUE?
2195
01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,371
YEAH?
YEAH.
2196
01:28:53,415 --> 01:28:56,113
GOOD. GIVE HIM
THE MONOLOGUE.
2197
01:28:56,156 --> 01:28:59,595
HEY, LISTEN TO ME.
HEY, LISTEN TO ME.
2198
01:28:59,638 --> 01:29:01,466
OK, I WANT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
2199
01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:03,250
I HAVE SEEN TALENT.
2200
01:29:03,294 --> 01:29:04,861
OK, THAT'S ALL I WANT
TO SAY. LET'S GO.
2201
01:29:04,904 --> 01:29:07,429
YOU GOTTA GO SOMETHING
WITH HIS HAIR.
2202
01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:08,560
HIS HAIR SUCKS.
2203
01:29:08,604 --> 01:29:09,996
I THINK EARTH TONES.
2204
01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:11,694
CAN SOMEONE GET
THE DOOR, PLEASE?
2205
01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:16,829
COULD SOMEONE GET
THE DOOR, PLEASE?
JESUS CHRIST!
2206
01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:34,717
MMM.
2207
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:35,718
OH, BOBBY.
2208
01:29:35,761 --> 01:29:38,721
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
2209
01:29:38,764 --> 01:29:41,114
KEVIN.
2210
01:29:47,773 --> 01:29:51,473
LET'S JUST LOOK AT IT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THAT MUCH MONEY.
2211
01:29:51,516 --> 01:29:52,778
OH, OK, ALL RIGHT.
2212
01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:55,868
HOLD ON,
JUST HOLD ON.
2213
01:29:59,002 --> 01:30:00,830
FINE.
2214
01:30:01,570 --> 01:30:03,398
OK. OK, OK,
2215
01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:06,749
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
2216
01:30:08,185 --> 01:30:09,752
Girlfriend:
OH, LOOK.
2217
01:30:09,795 --> 01:30:11,057
OH, MY GOD.
2218
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:11,971
TREATS.
2219
01:30:12,015 --> 01:30:13,233
OH, MY GOD.
2220
01:30:13,277 --> 01:30:14,757
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
2221
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,977
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
FUCK ME.
2222
01:30:18,021 --> 01:30:20,153
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2223
01:30:20,197 --> 01:30:24,506
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