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I DON'T KNOW. 11 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,044 YOU KNOW, BOBBY... 12 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:47,308 I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN ALL THE INNER CHILD STUFF 13 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,787 THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT NOW. 14 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,746 I THINK IT'S ALL CRAP, REALLY. 15 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,835 BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, I LIKE TO GIVE 16 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,881 THE LITTLE KID A PIECE OF CANDY JUST IN CASE. 17 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,796 SERIOUSLY... 18 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,930 IT'S DEPRESSING AS HELL. 19 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:08,111 I KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I'M DEPRESSED. 20 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,766 WHO'S RESPONSIBLE? 21 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:15,640 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 22 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,467 I DON'T KNOW. 23 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,078 WHERE IS HE? I DON'T KNOW. 24 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,123 BOBBY, YOU'RE TOO KIND. 25 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,168 YOU'RE MUCH TOO KIND. 26 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:24,649 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M A GENIUS. 27 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:28,871 IS HE GONNA COME OUT? 28 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:29,872 I DON'T KNOW. 29 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,221 DID HE SHAVE? 30 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:34,659 I THINK YOU KNOW AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT I DO. 31 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,879 WE BOTH KNOW IT. 32 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:37,836 THAT I'M EMPTY. 33 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,230 I'M A FUCKING DANCING SQUIRREL. 34 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,406 I'M TOTALLY VACANT. 35 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,843 OK, OK. 36 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:49,500 I'M NO ARTIST. I'M A CHIMP. 37 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,893 ANYWAY, BOBBY. 38 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:53,461 THANKS VERY MUCH, BOBBY, FOR HAVING ME ON YOUR SHOW. 39 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:54,853 I REALLY LOVE YOUR SHOW, 40 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:57,726 AND I HOPE YOU ASK ME BACK. 41 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,120 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY. 42 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,121 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 43 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,296 Mitchell: BOBBY? 44 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,253 WHAT?! 45 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,690 HEY, BOY SCOUT, HOW ARE YOU? 46 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,738 [WHISPERING] Give me a credit card. 47 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:10,913 YOU DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD? 48 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,741 YEAH, I HAVE A-- I'M NOT USING 49 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,177 A PLATINUM CARD ON THIS DOOR. 50 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,613 NOW, GIVE ME A GODDAMN CREDIT CARD. 51 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,049 THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS. 52 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:17,963 HERE. 53 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,791 THANK YOU. 54 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,837 10 BUCKS YOU CAN'T DO IT. 55 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,664 ARE YOU KIDDING? 56 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:26,885 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM. 57 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:31,586 USED TO BE A NICE KID, JENNIFER, BUT NOW... 58 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,942 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 59 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:43,728 WHERE ARE YOUR, UM-- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES? 60 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:44,947 TELL ME WHY YOU'RE HERE. 61 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,731 HEY, COME ON, COME ON. YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 62 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,125 IT'S A BIG NIGHT, MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, YOU KNOW? 63 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,823 GOING LIVE WITHOUT A NET, YOU KNOW? 64 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,695 JUST LIKE JOHNNY. 65 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:54,739 JOHNNY GOT TO TAPE AT 4:00. 66 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,045 FUCK HIM. FUCK HIM. HE'S A DINOSAUR. 67 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,525 FUCK LENO, FUCK LETTERMAN. 68 00:02:57,568 --> 00:03:00,310 BOY, YOU'RE THE ONE. YOU'RE THE ONE. 69 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,224 YOU GOT GUTS. 70 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,399 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? 71 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,922 YOU JUST PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES HERE. 72 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,272 WE'RE GONNA PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES, 73 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,099 AND WE'RE GONNA GET OUT THERE, 74 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,927 AND WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS. 75 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,800 I NEED A LITTLE INSPIRATION, MITCH. 76 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:14,585 I NEED TO FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING SOMETHING TO SAY. 77 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,152 SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT. 78 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,894 HERE, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY THIS-- 79 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,678 THIS IS CALLED A MONOLOGUE. 80 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:23,899 I DIDN'T MEAN THE ALLY McBEALJOKES, 81 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:24,726 MITCH. 82 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,510 I'M TALKING ABOUT... 83 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,599 SAYING SOMETHING THAT I'M INSPIRED BY. 84 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,819 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 85 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:33,300 I ALSO KNOW THAT WE GOT 5 MINUTES 86 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:36,651 AND YOU'RE GOING ON LIVE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 87 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,957 I ALSO KNOW THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL... 88 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,481 BLOODSUCKER IN THE UNIVERSE IS ON THE SHOW. 89 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,961 YOUR SHOW, NOT O'BRIEN, NOT LETTERMAN. 90 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,267 BISHOP LIVE.TONIGHT. 91 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:47,009 SO YOUR CLOTHES, YOU SEE. CLOTHES ARE IMPORTANT. 92 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:49,054 BECAUSE TONIGHT, YOU ARE BOBBY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 93 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:54,234 AND I AM TELLING YOU, BOBBY, YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT IS-- 94 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,018 IT IS SUICIDE. 95 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,412 SO COME ON, LET'S STICK A STAKE IN THIS BITCH 96 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,587 AND LET'S GO OUT AND MAKE 97 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,415 MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP HISTORY. 98 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,809 IT IS SILVER BULLET TIME. 99 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,421 MY NAME IS KEVIN, MITCH. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 100 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,684 NO. THAT'S GREAT. 101 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,251 THANK YOU FOR SHARING. 102 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,992 Announcer: AND NOW, COMING ALL THE WAY 103 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:17,474 FROM SUNNY LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, 104 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:22,523 LIVE, I REPEAT, LIVE FROM DOWNTOWN L.A., 105 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:25,569 IT'S MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP. 106 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:28,529 TONIGHT, BOBBY'S GUESTS ARE THE SUPERMODEL 107 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:32,446 AND SOON TO BE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STAR, 108 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:35,100 BRIDGET BOWER! 109 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:38,321 THE MUSIC OF TITO PUENTE! 110 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,890 TELEVISION ICON JERRY MATHERS! 111 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:46,416 AND, OF COURSE, THE MIDNIGHT ROCKERS! 112 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:52,161 HEEEERE'S AMERICA'S FAVORITE BABY BLUES, 113 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:55,382 BOBBY BISHOP! 114 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,123 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 115 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,353 LOSER. 116 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,355 PUT ON HBO. SEX AND THE CITYIS ON. 117 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,315 NO, LOUIS, NO. YOU KNOW I'M TRYING NOT TO WATCH IT. NO. 118 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,534 SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S SO CUTE! 119 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:18,666 I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON. 120 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:19,667 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ALWAYS HUMP EACH OTHER. 121 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,059 EXACTLY. I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON. 122 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,497 NOT THE UGLY BEAUTIFUL. ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL. 123 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,890 YES! HEY, I'M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE! 124 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,196 All: SORRY. 125 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:28,197 Mark: HELLO? 126 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,155 HI. I'M IN HERE. 127 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,548 WHAT'S UP? 128 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:32,549 NOTHING. 129 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:33,985 Bobby: ANYWAY, WHAT KIND OF NAME... 130 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,726 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 131 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,728 IT'S CHINESE. 132 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:38,773 HELLO-- 133 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:41,732 MMM. ALL RIGHT. 134 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,387 OK. 135 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,388 HI. 136 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:46,433 HEY. 137 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,522 OOH. OOH, CHINESE. 138 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,262 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 139 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,263 WHO'S ON? 140 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,569 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST TURNED IT ON. 141 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:53,614 PUT ON LETTERMAN. 142 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,267 YOU PUT ON LETTERMAN. 143 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:57,661 I'M GONNA GO WASH MY FACE. 144 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,360 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 145 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:01,622 AND WE'RE OUT. 146 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,451 CHRIST. HEY, AL, YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. 147 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,061 BACK IN 2, BOSS. 148 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,063 [CLAPPING] 149 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,370 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AL THE GENIUS. 150 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,589 HEY, HEY, HEY, HOW YOU FEELING? 151 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,416 LIKE SHIT. NO. 152 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,461 IS IT ME OR IS IT THEM? 153 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:15,723 LISTEN, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE TOURISTS. 154 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,942 THE BAND LEADER IS A REAL FUCKUP. 155 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:20,858 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. YOU'RE KICKING ASS. NO, THEY'RE BULLSHIT. 156 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,643 FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU'RE SWEATING. 157 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:23,774 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 158 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,385 WILL YOU GUYS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME? 159 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,429 HE WANTS YOU AWAY. 160 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,691 I SAID 3 TIMES. 161 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,084 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT MORE THAN 3 TIMES. 162 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,043 JUST BACK OFF. I'M DYING HERE. THIS IS LIVE, MITCH. 163 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,871 HERE'S THE CRAZY HEADLINES, BOBBY. 164 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:34,829 THIS SHIT AGAIN. 165 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:35,786 THIRD ONE'S THE FUNNIEST. 166 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:36,874 BARBERSHOP CHICKEN. 167 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,093 YOU, HEY, HEY, GET OUT. 168 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,399 WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU WANT A BULLSHIT SHOW. 169 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,183 NOW, LISTEN TO ME.I'LL DO A BULLSHIT SHOW. 170 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,619 YOU ARE A STAR. 171 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:43,751 OK, GOOD. ENOUGH. 172 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,057 BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE GALAXY. 173 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,190 MMM-AH. I LOVE YOU. 174 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:53,804 Jeannie: IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 175 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:54,718 WE'RE BACK. 176 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:58,592 HELLO. WELCOME BACK. 177 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,898 BOBBY BISHOP... 178 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,467 BRIDGET? MITCHELL BANKS. 179 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,687 BIG FAN. 180 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,690 CELL IS ON THE BACK. 181 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:10,430 THANK YOU. 182 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,215 OH, BIG NIGHT. LIVE TV. 183 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:14,172 YEP. 184 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,000 BOBBY IS MY BOY. HE'S A BIG FAN. 185 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,481 HE'S VERY NICE. HE'S SHORTER IN PERSON. 186 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,004 WELL, WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, 187 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:25,140 HE'S 10 FEET TALL, AND HE'S A BIG HEART. 188 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:25,967 AND-- 189 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,317 [WHISPERING] Are you happy? 190 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,318 [CLAPS] 191 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,885 BACK OFF, MITCHELL. 192 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,277 HEY, LOOK, NAPOLEON. 193 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,018 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, KITTEN. 194 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,019 HE TOUCH YOU? 195 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:36,151 RON, ARE YOU STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT 196 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:37,065 THAT LUKE PERRY THING? 197 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:40,764 I LIKE BOBBY. HE'S SWEET. 198 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,158 HE LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE MANSON. 199 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,594 OK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 200 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:49,730 MY FIRST GUEST HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY 201 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,688 IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 202 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:52,863 RIGHT. 203 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:56,084 AND SHE CAN DANCE. OH, BOY, CAN SHE DANCE. 204 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,955 AND SHE'S VERY PRETTY. 205 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,480 OK, NOW I GOT YOUR ATTENTION. 206 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,351 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 207 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:06,703 SUPERMODEL AND SUPER PERSON, 208 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,619 BRIDGET BOWER. 209 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:16,365 DOES LILY HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON BOBBY BISHOP? 210 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,279 NO. 211 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,019 [GROWLS] 212 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,542 I THINK HE'S FUNNY. 213 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,325 [SCOFFS] 214 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,023 HE'S A TOTAL MORON. 215 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:28,856 THOSE ARE, UH... TERRIFIC SHOES. 216 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,553 THANK YOU. 217 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:34,949 NICE SHOES. 218 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:38,430 OK, BRIDGET. 219 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,175 ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? 220 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,571 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING, BRIDGET. 221 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,573 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 222 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,533 BRIDGET... 223 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:59,408 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A TALL ORDER, BRIDGET. 224 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,020 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE THE SAME INITIALS, 225 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,674 BRIDGET AND I. 226 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,807 WE DO, I GUESS. 227 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,809 YES. YES, WE DO. 228 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,680 I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOU SO MUCH. 229 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,377 WHAT? 230 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,248 WHAT'D HE SAY? 231 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,684 WHAT'D HE SAY?WHAT'D HE SAY? 232 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:15,772 WHAT'D HE SAY? 233 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,904 HOLY SHIT. 234 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,775 I BET YOU GET FUCKED ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 235 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,255 WHAT? GO TO COMMERCIAL. 236 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:21,386 GET US OUT. ARE WE OUT? 237 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,692 YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED OF FUCKING, RIGHT? 238 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,782 YOU PROBABLY GET TIRED OF FUCKING. 239 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,568 WHAT'D I DO? WHAT'D I DO? WHAT'D I DO? 240 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,613 WHAT A FREAK. 241 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,789 [ALL CHEERING] 242 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,051 OK, WE'RE OUT. 243 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,270 YOU'RE FINISHED, ASS-FACE. BRIDGET, SWEETHEART, 244 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,924 HE WILL PAY WITH HIS BLOOD, I SWEAR TO GOD. 245 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,926 WHAT DID I DO? WHAT'D I SAY? WHAT'D I SAY? 246 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,449 Mitchell: HEY. HEY, GET OUT. 247 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,624 HERE. I'M FINISHED. 248 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,843 LIKE YOU WEREN'T THINKING THE SAME THING. 249 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,932 Mark: NOT ONLY DID HE USE PROFANITY, 250 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,718 BUT HE DID SO IN A LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS MANNER. 251 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,328 I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING-- 252 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,635 WE'RE TALKING BREAKING F.C.C. REGULATIONS, 253 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,332 WE'RE TALKING SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 254 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:58,075 ROSIE O'DONNELL IS GONNA CRUCIFY HIM. 255 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,600 WHAT AN IDIOT. 256 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,691 STAY RIGHT HERE. DON'T MOVE. 257 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:06,649 HE SAID IT OUT LOUD. 258 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781 HE DID. I'M JUST SAYING, 259 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,826 I KNOW I HEARD IT, BUT IT WAS IN MY HEAD. 260 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,262 YOU'RE CRAZY. 261 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,786 YEAH, HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD? 262 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,135 WAVES, MAN. 263 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,397 KEITH, YOU-- 264 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,748 YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WATCH TV ANYMORE. 265 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,577 I CAN'T REALLY BE CERTAIN THAT I SAID IT. 266 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,191 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 267 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:27,888 HELLO? 268 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,716 HEY, DID YOU SEE IT? 269 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:30,673 I'M SPEECHLESS. 270 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,675 IN MANHATTAN. IT'S UNPUBLISHED? 271 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,285 SAME LAST NAME. UH... 272 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,852 TRY LINDA CHARLES. 273 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD. 274 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,029 KIND OF SAD? 275 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,161 IT'S TRAGIC... 276 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,250 WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO THESE POOR ANIMALS. 277 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,817 WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 278 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:44,687 DISCOVERY. 279 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,080 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 280 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,777 BOBBY BISHOP. 281 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,344 OH, WHO'S ON? 282 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,562 UM, FORGET IT. 283 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,260 LET ME CALL YOU TOMORROW. 284 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,870 OK. PUT ON 31. 285 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,742 OK. BYE. 286 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,395 WHO WAS THAT? 287 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,309 OH, CINDY. 288 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,484 OH, YEAH? WHAT DOES SHE THINK 289 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,356 OF YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR? 290 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,359 SHUT UP. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT. 291 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,056 SHE DIDN'T? MM-MMM. 292 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,668 [RING] 293 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:13,977 HELLO? HELLO? 294 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,766 [WHISPERING] Stupid cocksucker. 295 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,769 You fuck. 296 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,902 Oh, you fuck, you fuck. 297 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,912 HELLO, MITCH. 298 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:36,957 MMM. 299 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,786 SAY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 300 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,397 WHAT THE FUCK, UH, BOB? 301 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,880 LISTEN, UM, WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST FAN? 302 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,185 MY MOTHER. 303 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,536 UH-HUH. ASIDE FROM THAT SAINT OF A WOMAN, 304 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,278 WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST FAN? 305 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:59,153 I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY OTHER FANS. 306 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,937 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 307 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,199 WHAT HAPPENED? 308 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,375 LOYALTY. 309 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,857 LOYALTY. A STERLING CHARACTER. 310 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,859 WHAT HAPPENED? 311 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,818 BRIDGET BOWER. 312 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,602 BRIDGET BOWER HIT YOU? 313 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,734 NO, NO, I WISH. 314 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,910 NO, HER BRATTY LITTLE AGENT ATTACKED ME. 315 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,998 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, MITCH. 316 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,608 NO, DON'T BE SORRY.IT'S MY FAULT. 317 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,175 NO, NO. DON'T BE SORRY. 318 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,350 I RESPECT WHAT YOU DID. 319 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,830 I DON'T--I DON'T NECESSARILY UNDERSTAND IT, 320 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,441 BUT I RESPECT THAT YOU'RE AN ARTIST, YOU MADE A CHOICE. 321 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,877 I DIG THAT. BUT, YOU KNOW, 322 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,794 YOU'RE ALSO A-- YOU'RE A TALK SHOW HOST. 323 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,883 YOU'RE THE VOICE OF AMERICA. 324 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,363 THERE ARE RULES. 325 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,886 I MEAN, I--I--I DIG IT. 326 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,889 I MEAN, I WAS THINKING IT MYSELF. 327 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:43,197 BUT WHAT THE FUCK, BOB? 328 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,200 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,723 WHAT'D I SAY? 330 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,942 I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 331 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,334 NO. MY HEAD WAS POUNDING, 332 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,945 HEY. IT JUST SLIPPED OUT. 333 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,773 HEY, I SAW HER TITS. 334 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,862 I SAW THAT. I DIG THAT. 335 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,211 YOUR HEAD WAS POUNDING. 336 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,778 I DIG THAT. BUT WHAT WAS GOING ON? 337 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,127 I MEAN, COULD YOU NOT SEE THE CUE CARDS? 338 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,999 THE CUE CARDS WERE THERE. WAS YOUR VISION BLURRED? 339 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,435 W-W-WERE YOU AD-LIBBING? 340 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,828 IF YOU WERE RIFFING, I GET THAT. 341 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,873 BUT HELP ME. HELP ME, BABY. 342 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,832 HELP MITCHELL HELP BOBBY. 343 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,313 I CAN'T HELP YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 344 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,662 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT. 345 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,837 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID IT. 346 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,231 I DON'T KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS 347 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,842 I THINK ROSIE O'DONNELL IS GONNA CRUCIFY ME. 348 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,496 OH, NO. NOW, UH-- 349 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,412 NOW, YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME. DON'T STRESS. 350 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,022 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 351 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,545 DON'T STRESS. DON'T-- 352 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,982 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 353 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:33,508 DON'T ANYBODY FUCKING PANIC. 354 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,859 OK. OK. 355 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,861 HERE'S WHAT WE DO. 356 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,428 NO, MITCH. COME ON. 357 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,864 NO, NO. JUST LISTEN TO ME. 358 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,257 MITCH, MITCH.HERE'S WHAT WE DO. 359 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,954 I'M TIRED-- OK, I GOT IT. 360 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,782 LISTEN TO ME. 361 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,306 WE GET, LIKE-- WE GET--WE-- 362 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,134 WE FIND A WELL. 363 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,657 YOU GET THAT? MITCH-- 364 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,094 NO, STAY WITH ME. 365 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,486 JUST LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME. 366 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,400 STAY WITH ME. 367 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,619 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TIRED NOW? 368 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,099 LET'S JUST LET IT GO. 369 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,885 WE FIND, LIKE, A PUPPY OR... 370 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,887 A BABY. 371 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:05,975 AND WE-- 372 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,935 WE DROP THE THING IN THE WELL. 373 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,632 YOU GOT THAT? 374 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,981 I'M CONFUSED. 375 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,243 ALL RIGHT, THEN. JUST HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 376 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,636 THE PUPPY OR THE BABY? 377 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,290 HERE'S THE DEAL. 378 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,421 [STUTTERING] 379 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,467 THE KID'S PUPPY RUNS OUT INTO THE FREEWAY 380 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,860 AS YOU'RE DRIVING HOME. 381 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,730 AND YOU'RE DODGING. 382 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:22,949 DODGING CARS LEFT AND RIGHT, 383 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,602 RIGHT AND LEFT. AND THE PUPPY, 384 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,996 IT STARTS BARKING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 385 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,998 BARKING. IT STARTS BARKING 386 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,304 ITS FUCKING PUPPY HEAD OFF. 387 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,393 I GET IT, I GET IT. SO I SEE THE PUPPY. 388 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,394 IT IS JUST BARKING. RIGHT. 389 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,700 AND IT ALERTS YOU TO THE TRAGEDY, 390 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:39,617 AND IT TAKES YOU BACK TO THE WELL, 391 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,011 AND YOU CAN JUST GO FUCK 392 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:42,969 ROSIE O'DONNELL. 393 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,275 YOU CAN FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL, 394 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,494 BECAUSE YOU-- 395 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,235 YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO. 396 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,497 I'M SUPPOSED TO GET IN THE WELL? 397 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,977 NO, YOU DON'T GET IN THE WELL. 398 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,892 WHY WOULD YOU GET IN THE WELL? 399 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,589 [KNOCK ON DOOR] YOU-- 400 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,633 BOSS? 401 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,157 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT'S HERE. 402 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,680 TELL 'EM 403 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,290 HE'S A FUCKING HERO. 404 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,249 OH, AND, UH, JOANIE? 405 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,555 UM, FIND US A BABY. 406 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:07,254 COME ON. QUICK, QUICK. 407 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,733 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 408 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,605 I'M GONNA GO TO NEW YORK. 409 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,173 YOU DEAL WITH IT. 410 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,610 UM... 411 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,220 OK. WHY ARE YOU-- 412 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,397 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO NEW YORK? 413 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,840 COME ON. PICK IT UP. PICK IT UP. PICK IT UP. 414 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:33,845 PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP. 415 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,108 HEY, KEITH! 416 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,283 NO SMOKING OUT HERE. 417 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,371 YEAH, UH, HOLD ON. 418 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,720 KEITH, NO SMOKING OUTSIDE THE LOUNGE. 419 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,808 ARE YOU IN THE LOUNGE? 420 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:40,809 I'M ON THE PHONE. 421 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,724 YOU'RE IN THE HALLWAY. PUT IT OUT. 422 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,122 THANK YOU. COME ON, PICK IT UP. 423 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:49,949 I'M ON THE PHONE! 424 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,907 HANG IT UP. PICK IT UP. 425 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735 HANG IT UP. 426 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,215 OH, GOD! 427 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,651 HANG IT UP. 428 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,783 HANG IT UP. PICK IT UP. 429 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,829 HANG IT UP. HANG IT UP. 430 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,744 FUCK. 431 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,137 KEITH, NOBODY LIKES A LITTERBUG. 432 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,488 PICK IT UP. COME ON, PICK IT UP. 433 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,752 THANK YOU. 434 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:14,364 UH, OH, UH, YOUR SISTER'S HERE. 435 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,812 Lily: THERE YOU ARE. 436 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,425 [LAUGHS] 437 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,817 HI, KID. 438 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,907 I'M VERY SAD TODAY. 439 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:36,952 WHY, SUNSHINE? 440 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,825 I DON'T KNOW. JUST...VERY SAD. 441 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,612 OH. I BOUGHT YOU CIGARETTES AND STARBURSTS. 442 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,919 YAY! TREATS! 443 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,533 OH...MMM. 444 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,594 THANK YOU. 445 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:27,133 HEY, SLIM, YOU GOT A SMOKE? 446 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,786 YEAH. 447 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,658 HERE. KEEP 'EM. 448 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:34,401 OH, THANKS. YOU GOT A LIGHT? 449 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,883 HERE. 450 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,755 THANK YOU. 451 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583 YOU'RE WELCOME. 452 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,724 [RINGING] 453 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,388 [RINGING] 454 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,305 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER ANYMORE. 455 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,611 OK. SORRY. 456 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,395 I MEAN, I DON'T WHY YOU HAVE HBO IN HERE ANYWAY. 457 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,571 BUT SHE'S SO SCRUNCHY. 458 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,748 SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE CORN MUFFIN. 459 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,099 KEITH. 460 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,362 WHAT?! 461 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,450 ALL RIGHT. REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME 462 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,016 TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE BEING UNSTABLE? 463 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:25,887 YES. 464 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,671 YOU'RE BEING UNSTABLE. 465 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:28,716 OK. SORRY. 466 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,717 ALL RIGHT. 467 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,327 HOW'S DICK? 468 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,895 MARK IS FINE. HE SAYS, "HI." 469 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:34,896 [LAUGHS] 470 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:35,810 HOW'S MOM? 471 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,985 SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 472 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:37,942 SHE'S A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE JOB THING. 473 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:38,900 SHE'S STOPPED COMING TO VISIT ME. 474 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,249 SHE SAID SHE FELT A WEIRD VIBE. 475 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,946 I'M, LIKE, "MOM, YOU'RE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION." 476 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:45,950 WELL, SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT. SHE'S A LITTL KOOKY. HMM. 477 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,175 MMM. 478 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,873 MMM. 479 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,886 OK, I SAW IT. 480 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,976 OK. SO THEN, THAT WAS OUT LOUD THEN. 481 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,717 OH, IT WAS DEFINITELY OUT LOUD. 482 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,502 WOW. 483 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,938 [LAUGHS] 484 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,202 WHAT? 485 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,203 WHAT? 486 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,945 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 487 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:24,989 WHAT--NOTHING. 488 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,077 YOU KNOW SOMETHING. I DO NOT. 489 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,818 YES, YOU DO. WHAT DO I KNOW? 490 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,994 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING. I--I DON'T. 491 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:33,215 WHAT IS IT?KEITH, YOU'RE PARANOID. 492 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,477 DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 493 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,957 NO! ARE YOU SURE? 494 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,176 YES, I'M SURE. 495 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,178 MAYBE HE WAS SENDING YOU SOME KIND OF SIGNAL. 496 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,962 BY TELLING A MODEL HE WANTS TO FUCK HER? 497 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,006 I DON'T THINK SO. 498 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,878 ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HIM? 499 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,053 YES, KEITH. 500 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,272 I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO KEVIN MOSS IN YEARS. 501 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,839 BUTDID YOU TALK TO BOBBY BISHOP? 502 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,667 THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON, IDIOT! 503 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,147 I DIDN'T-- 504 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,018 [LAUGHS] 505 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,019 LOOK-- 506 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,064 EAT ONE OF THOSE. 507 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,935 YES. 508 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:06,988 HI. HEY. 509 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,511 CAN I HAVE, UM, 510 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,817 A PACK OF VICEROY? 511 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,776 DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING BAG. 512 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,865 TURN AROUND. 513 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,432 HEY. 514 00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:21,742 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 515 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,439 BOBBY BISHOP. 516 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,266 RIGHT. 517 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,528 BOBBY BISHOP. 518 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,529 YOU GOT IT. 519 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,835 CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK? 520 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,011 YOU DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER ME? 521 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,447 I THINK SO. YEAH. 522 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,101 OH, YEAH? I THINK I REMEMBER YOU. 523 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,277 YEAH? WHAT'S MY NAME? 524 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,017 UM... 525 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,454 BRIAN MAHER, HUH? 526 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,455 YOU GOT THAT? 527 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,282 YOU'RE BRIAN MAHER. 528 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,457 FUCKING SUPERSTAR, RIGHT? 529 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,198 FORGET ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE, RIGHT? 530 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,243 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 531 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,592 I REMEMBER YOU. 532 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,507 I REMEMBER YOU WHEN YOU WERE FUCKING KEVIN, MAN. 533 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,769 WE WERE IN THE SAME CLASS. 534 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,901 WHEN YOU WERE STILL KEVIN.YOU REALLY KNOW ME. 535 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,294 NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT. 536 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,469 DID WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 537 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,862 MR. RIPTON'S WESTERN CIV-- 538 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,559 I REMEMBER YOU.YOU REMEMBER ME? 539 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:57,778 YEAH, YOU WERE A GOOD GUY. 540 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,823 YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. 541 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,739 FUCK YOU. YOU WERE A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG, BUT HEY-- 542 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:03,784 OH, COME ON. 543 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,177 YOU'RE A BIG SHOT NOW. BOBBY BISHOP. 544 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:10,007 WHO WAS THAT GIRL, THOUGH? DELEILA, UM... 545 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,139 LILY. LILY! 546 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,445 MY GIRLFRIEND, LILY. YEAH, SHE WAS NICE. 547 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,316 DID YOU KNOW HER BROTHER WENT FUCKING NUTS? 548 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,057 KEITH? KEITH. 549 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,885 KEITH WENT NUTS? 550 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:18,712 YEAH. 551 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:19,756 HE FUCKING PUT BANANA PEELS 552 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,888 ALL OVER HIS NAKED BODY, RAN THROUGH 553 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:24,021 A FUCKING MUSEUM SCREAMING, "DON'T SLIP!" 554 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,414 CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE THAT? 555 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,937 THAT'S CRAZY. YEAH. 556 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,025 YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD. 557 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,984 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD. 558 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,855 CAN I GET A PACK OF CIGARETTES HERE 559 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,117 AND JUST GO? 560 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,380 YEAH, YEAH. 561 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,034 OK, CAN I--KEEP THAT. AND MATCHES. THANK YOU. 562 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,993 TAKE CARE. YEAH, BE WELL. 563 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,342 OK. 564 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,517 TALK TO YOU. 565 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,213 OK. 566 00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:43,040 UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. 567 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,128 HEY, YOU GOT A CARD, MAN? 568 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,001 YEAH. SHIT, MAN. 569 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,785 YEAH, STAY IN TOUCH. 570 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:49,699 OK. 571 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:50,874 I'D LOVE TO GET DOWN WITH YOU. 572 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:51,701 YEAH. 573 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,182 BE WELL, HUH? 574 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,932 WOULD YOU UNTAPE ME, PLEASE? 575 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,716 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE MAD AT HER 576 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,067 FOR SMUGGLING IN CONTRABAND, BUT, WELL, SHE'S PRETTY. 577 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,591 AND I'LL TELL HER. 578 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:12,722 I MEAN, SHE GOT ALL THE LOOKS 579 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:13,767 IN THE FAMILY, YOU KNOW? 580 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,160 COME ON, MY ARMS ARE FALLING ASLEEP. 581 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,032 NOT UNTIL GROUP. 582 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,211 YOU KNOW, UM... 583 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,735 I KNOW FAMOUS PEOPLE. 584 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,867 MM-HMM. 585 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,390 OH, I--NO, REALLY. I KNOW FAMOUS PEOPLE. 586 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:31,306 TONY NEWLY DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. 587 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,742 YOU WOULD FREAK OUT 588 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,396 IF YOU KNOW WHO I'M THINKING OF. 589 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,832 I MEAN, YOU WOULD FREAK. 590 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,313 [LAUGHING] 591 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,097 IF YOU KNEW WHO I KNOW. 592 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:41,925 I'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 593 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,666 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 594 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,886 [RING] 595 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,018 HELLO. 596 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,107 HEY, HOW ARE YOU, BABY DOLL? 597 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,414 I'M WEIRD, MITCH. 598 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,198 VERY, VERY WEIRD. 599 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,199 COME ON, YOU'RE NOT WEIRD. 600 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,419 YOU'RE, UH-- YOU'RE CREATIVE. 601 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,681 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 602 00:22:58,725 --> 00:22:59,552 WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL'S MOTHER? YOU FIND HER? 603 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:03,077 NO. NOBODY'S HOME. NO MOTHER. 604 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,426 I NEED A FAVOR. 605 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,688 ANYTHING, BOBBY, BABY. 606 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,298 WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS THING CALLED DEPRESSION. 607 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,258 LILY'S BROTHER'S IN A MENTAL WARD. 608 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,781 I NEED YOU TO FIND HIM. 609 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:15,916 HIS NAME IS, UH, KEITH CHARLES. 610 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,134 KEITH CHARLES. 611 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,180 OK, I'M WRITING IT DOWN. 612 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,182 DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN? 613 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,228 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET MY PEOPLE ON IT. 614 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,752 IT'S DONE. 615 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,406 OH, LISTEN, BOB? 616 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,538 THEY LOVE THE "I WANT TO FUCK YOU" LINE IN THE REPORTER. 617 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:33,412 RIGHT. WHATEVER. JUST FIND HIM, ALL RIGHT? 618 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,589 [RING] 619 00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,635 MOM! 620 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,857 [RING] 621 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,948 MOM? 622 00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,040 CAN YOU SPARE A DIME? 623 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,259 SPARE SOME CHANGE? 624 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,218 MOM? 625 00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,743 LILY. OH, MY ANGEL. GIVE ME A KISS. 626 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:04,573 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON, YOU'RE FILTHY. WHAT ARE DOING OUT HERE? 627 00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:05,618 I'M PRACTICING. 628 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,490 YOU'RE PRACTICING? YOU'RE PRACTICING? 629 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,839 COME ON. GET UP. COME ON. 630 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,275 ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. 631 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,147 OH, GOD. OH, PLEASE. 632 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,062 YOU WANT A SMOKE? 633 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,280 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SMOKING? 634 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,152 WHOSE IS THIS? WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 635 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:19,240 OH, THIS SWEET LADY. 636 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,634 SHE COVERED ME WITH IT SATURDAY NIGHT. 637 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:22,504 LOOK AT ME. 638 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,027 YOU'RE DOING THIS AT NIGHT? 639 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,289 NO, NOT LAST NIGHT. 640 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,813 YOU'RE SLEEPING OUT ON THE STREETS? 641 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,771 SO YOU SLEPT OUT HERE, MOM? COME ON. 642 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,164 NO, NO, NOT LAST NIGHT. 643 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:33,123 LAST NIGHT MY BACK WAS JUST KILLING ME. 644 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:37,432 YES, UH, OPERATOR. UM, HOW ARE YOU? 645 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,304 GREAT. 646 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,611 LISTEN, IN MANHATTAN? 647 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:46,354 WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR MENTAL HOSPITAL? 648 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,660 OK, LISTEN TO ME. 649 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:51,054 I JUST FOUND OUT SOME VERY SERIOUS INFORMATION. 650 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,099 OK. 651 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,318 THIS IS WICKED SHIT. VERY HUSH-HUSH. 652 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,494 OK. 653 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,539 LET ME GET SOME STARBURSTS. 654 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,671 NO WAY. 655 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,194 OK, FORGET IT. 656 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,804 OK, FINE. 657 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,414 GIVE ME ALL THE YELLOW ONES. 658 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,286 NO, I'LL GIVE YOU STRAWBERRY. 659 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:06,592 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 660 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,418 NOTHING. 661 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:08,289 NOTHING, LOUIS. TAKE OFF. 662 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,030 NO. TELL ME WHAT'S SO SECRET. 663 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,771 NOTHING. NOT A THING. TAKE A WALK. 664 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:13,903 I'LL LEAVE-- IF YOU GIVE ME SOME STARBURSTS. 665 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,427 FORGET IT. YOU CAN STAY. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 666 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,951 OK. 667 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:19,735 BARRY JUST TOLD ME THAT HE HAPPENS TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS 668 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,477 WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK'S DOGWALKER. 669 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,478 NO WAY! 670 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,915 I'D FUCK MATTHEW BRODERICK'S DOG. 671 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,221 FOCUS. 672 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,962 WHY DID HE TELL YOU THIS? 673 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:30,398 I GOT HIM A DATE. 674 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:31,965 I DON'T GET IT. 675 00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:36,230 MATTHEW BRODERICKS'S DOG IS 50% SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S DOG. 676 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,275 OH. 677 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,668 I DON'T GET IT. 678 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,931 I SAW KEITH TODAY. 679 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:45,065 Linda: HOW IS HE? 680 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:47,241 HE'S FINE. YOU KNOW. 681 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,332 IS HE STILL IN THAT DREADFUL PLACE? 682 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,725 YES, MOTHER. 683 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:57,556 I WON'T GO THERE, THOUGH. THAT PLACE HAS BAD KARMA. 684 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,600 YEAH, HE TOLD ME. 685 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,210 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 686 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:02,648 GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE SMOKIES. 687 00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:04,475 WHY ARE YOU SMOKING? 688 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:05,781 IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE. 689 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,567 MOM, COME ON. YOU'RE NOT HOMELESS. 690 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,655 I COULD BE. 691 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:12,353 YEAH, WE ALL COULD BE, BUT YOU'RE NOT. 692 00:26:13,963 --> 00:26:15,835 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 693 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,401 THAT I CAN HACK IT OUT THERE. 694 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:19,839 OH, COME ON, MOM. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. 695 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:22,363 HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE NOT OLD AND UNEMPLOYED. 696 00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:24,583 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 697 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,237 YOU'RE ALL KEITH'S AGE OUT THERE. 698 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:28,499 THIS ISN'T A JOKE, YOU KNOW? 699 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:29,892 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE OUT THERE. 700 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,852 I MET THIS NICE LITTLE BLACK MAN 701 00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:34,984 WHO SAID HE'D KEEP AN EYE ON ME 702 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:37,378 IF I GAVE HIM SOME GUM. 703 00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:38,292 YOU MET A MAN? 704 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,249 THIS LITTLE FELLA. 705 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,601 3 FEET NOTHING, BUT SO SWEET. 706 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,255 AND TOUGH AS NAILS. 707 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:46,648 IS HE THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU THIS? 708 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:50,043 OH, NO. THAT WAS A WHITE GUY. 709 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,002 WHAT WHITE GUY? 710 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,047 NOTHIN'. 711 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,178 NO MACHINE? 712 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,745 NOTHIN'. YEAH. GIVE ME ANOTHER NUMBER. 713 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,312 I'M GOING BACK TO "A". 714 00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,879 JUST PICK ANOTHER NUMBER. 715 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:03,839 OH, HERE'S ONE. ADAMS, ANN. 716 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:04,753 212-- 717 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,276 WELL, OBVIOUSLY IT'S 212. 718 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,670 WELL, IT COULD BE 718...CRABBY. 719 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,541 KEITH, YOU GOT A VISITOR. 720 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:11,630 YEAH. I'M ON THE PHONE. 721 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,066 COME ON. COME ON. LET'S GO. 722 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,458 MOVE IT. MOVE IT. 723 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:15,459 718. 724 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:16,286 BROOKLYN. 725 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,680 IT'S A MANHATTAN DIRECTORY! 726 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,423 IT IS. 727 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,383 NATHAN, YOU WERE HERE TO ASSIST US. 728 00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,385 MOM, WAS HE TALLER THAN ME? 729 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:31,127 I DON'T KNOW, I WAS IN POSITION. 730 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,999 IN POSITION? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 731 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,914 WHEN YOU BEG... 732 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,917 YOU SHOULD BE SITTING BELOW EYE LEVEL, 733 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,832 OR ELSE WHITEY GETS SCARED. 734 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,399 WHITEY? ARTHUR TOLD ME THAT. 735 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:43,357 ARTHUR? 736 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,620 MY LITTLE BLACK PROTECTOR. 737 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,450 MOM, WHERE'S THE NEW ONE? 738 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:50,538 TRY THE BOTTOM. 739 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,454 OK. IS THIS HIM? 740 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,238 NO. 741 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:56,500 IT'S NOT?DO YOU WANT A BAGEL? 742 00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:58,720 THIS IS NOT THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU THE LIGHTER? 743 00:27:58,764 --> 00:27:59,634 THEY'RE FROZEN. 744 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,897 I DON'T WANT A BAGEL. 745 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,031 SORRY. I DON'T KNOW... 746 00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:07,468 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 747 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,472 YOU KNOW WHO HE REMINDED ME OF? 748 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,342 WHO? 749 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:15,432 KEVIN MOSS. 750 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:25,399 OK, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 751 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:29,011 OH...WHOA. 752 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,361 KEITH. 753 00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:32,754 HOW YA DOIN'? 754 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,583 TIP-TOP. SO, UH, BARRY FILLED YOU IN? 755 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:38,325 ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW THE DEAL IS VERY HUSH-HUSH, 756 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:41,415 SO, UH, LET'S GET STARTED. 757 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:44,374 WOW. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 758 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,855 LAB? RETRIEVER? WHAT? 759 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,465 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 760 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,555 MAYBE SOME KIND OF SMALLER DOG? A SPANIEL? 761 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:55,342 MAYBE IT'S A GOLDEN? RIGHT? A GOLDEN? 762 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,778 I THINK YOU, UH, 763 00:28:56,822 --> 00:29:00,826 I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, KEITH. 764 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,482 I, UH... 765 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:09,486 NO! NO! NO! DON'T! I SHOULDN'T SEE YOUR FACE. 766 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,837 OK. OK. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 767 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,708 DO THAT AGAIN. DO THAT-- 768 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,666 IT'S KEVIN. 769 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,581 HOLY SHIT! 770 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,365 KEITH. KEITH. KEITH. 771 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,715 HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 772 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,543 WOW!KEITH. KEITH. 773 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:23,457 BOBBY BISHOP! 774 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,633 SHH! DON'T SAY IT! 775 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,591 SHH. 776 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,551 ARE YOU IN MY HEAD, OR WHAT? 777 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,988 COME ON, KEITH. IT'S ME. 778 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:34,685 IT'S KEVIN. 779 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,474 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 780 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,868 ARE YOU REALLY CRAZY? 781 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:44,695 CRAZY? 782 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,262 NO. 783 00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:48,656 WOULD YOU NOT SPEAK FOR ME? 784 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,571 WOULD YOU JUST BE QUIET, PLEASE? 785 00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,572 I'M TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 786 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:54,227 I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET IN THE WAY. 787 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:56,751 I WANT... 788 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,145 PUDDING. I WANT... 789 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:02,322 [CRIES] 790 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:05,804 NO, I'M KIDDING. I'M FINE. 791 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,544 I'M JUST JOKING AROUND. 792 00:30:07,588 --> 00:30:09,938 KIDDING AROUND. 793 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,985 HEY! WE GOT A GUY IN HERE WHO THINKS HE'S YOU. 794 00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:16,162 REALLY? MAYBE HE CAN TAKE OVER MY SHOW. 795 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,250 [LAUGHS] 796 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,556 HEY, DO YOU KNOW SARAH JESSICA PARKER? 797 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,993 UH, SHE WAS ON THE SHOW ONCE, 798 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:23,038 BUT I DON'T...WE'RE NOT FRIENDS OR ANYTHING. 799 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:26,607 OK, THAT SEX IN THE CITYSHOW? 800 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,870 IT JUST--IT KILLS ME. 801 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,611 SO, YOU HAVE HBO IN HERE? 802 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,135 WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK SHE HAS? 803 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,223 I DON'T KNOW. 804 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,965 LIKE A POODLE, MAYBE. A LITTLE POODLE. 805 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,706 LISTEN... 806 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,145 UH... 807 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:46,453 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 808 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,499 I FEEL REALLY EMPTY. 809 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:54,330 AND...I NEED YOUR HELP. 810 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,942 I KNEW IT. 811 00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:58,465 IKNEW IT. 812 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:01,598 CAN YOU DO ME FAVOR? 813 00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:05,559 301 EAST 64th STREET. 814 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:08,954 THAT'S WHERE SHE IS? 815 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,347 THANKS A LOT. 816 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,132 Both: 301... 817 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,308 EAST 64th STREET. 818 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:16,265 64th STREET. 819 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,353 APARTMENT 16. 820 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,311 NUMBER 16. 821 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:19,138 DOUBLE "D". 822 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,835 โ™ช SOUTHEAST EXIT 823 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:21,880 16 DD? 824 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,491 7A. 825 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,144 301. 826 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:26,580 โ™ช SOUTHEAST EXIT 827 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,494 301. 828 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,495 โ™ช 7A 829 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,410 I'M SORRY. 301-- 830 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,977 I'M SORRY. I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. 831 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,717 301 EAST 64th STREET? 832 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:35,023 UH, 440 HUDSON STREET. 833 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:37,721 IT'S NOT 301 EAST 64th STREET? 834 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,593 440 HUDSON STREET. 835 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,161 DON'T WRITE IT. I'M SORRY. DON'T WRITE IT. 836 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,597 I'M KIDDING. 837 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,645 I AM CRAZY, YOU KNOW. SO THERE'S THAT. 838 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:52,214 PLEASE, KEITH? 839 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,825 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HER. 840 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,740 PLEASE? 841 00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,788 I'M REALLY SORRY... 842 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:03,486 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 843 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:08,665 321 WEST 83RD STREET, 844 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:09,710 APARTMENT 4. 845 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,931 ARE YOU TELLING ME THE RIGHT NUMBER? 846 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:17,979 321 WEST 83rd? 847 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,286 APARTMENT 4. 848 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,810 APARTMENT 4. 849 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,334 CAN YOU GIVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER? 850 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:30,513 I THINK IT'S BETTER TO SEE HER. 851 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:31,862 OK. 852 00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:41,611 I'M A BIT NERVOUS. 853 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,004 I HOPE... 854 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,746 I HOPE SHE REMEMBERS ME. 855 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:49,097 YOU SHOULD GO SEE HER. 856 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:53,362 THANKS. 857 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:56,670 I KNEW YOU WOULD HELP ME. 858 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,282 HEY. 859 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:02,676 HE SAW YOUR MOTHER? 860 00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:03,459 YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER. 861 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:04,678 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S HIS? 862 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,332 'CAUSE, LOOK AT IT. 863 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,987 B.B.--THAT'S SO CHEESY. 864 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:09,857 GIVE IT BACK. 865 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,686 BOBBY BISHOP. THIS IS CRAZY. 866 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:13,992 I KNOW. 867 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,123 HOW DID YOUR MOTHER GET BOBBY BISHOP'S LIGHTER 868 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,559 WITHOUT HIM KNOWING SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER? 869 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,605 SHE WAS DRESSED AS A HOMELESS PERSON. 870 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:19,388 OH. 871 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:20,911 SHE DOESN'T EVEN SMOKE. 872 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,087 NO, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 873 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,785 SHE STARTED TODAY. SEE HOW WEIRD? 874 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,797 WHAT AM I DOING, MAN? 875 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,798 I'M NUTS. 876 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,669 SEE WHAT I'M DOING? I'M NUTS. 877 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,455 YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA REMEMBER ME? NO WAY. 878 00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,326 NO WAY. 879 00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,590 SHE NEVER LIKED ME. 880 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,769 FUCK IT. 881 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,124 [RINGS DOORBELL] 882 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,431 โ™ช YEAH 883 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,389 โ™ช DANCIN' 884 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:05,956 โ™ช MY BABY'S A LADY 885 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,051 โ™ช OH 886 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,095 โ™ช DANCIN' 887 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,750 โ™ช MY BABY'S A LADY 888 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:17,881 โ™ช DANCIN' 889 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,448 โ™ช MY BABY'S A LADY 890 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:22,103 โ™ช WE HAVE A CHANCE, YEAH โ™ช 891 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,888 โ™ช MY BABY'S A LADY 892 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:26,760 WHEW! OH. 893 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:29,850 THAT SONG...KICKS! 894 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,460 THIS IS SO DUMB, MAN. 895 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:34,681 THIS GIRL'S NEVER GONNA REMEMBER ME. 896 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,118 [DOORBELL RINGS] 897 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,207 OH, SHIT. 898 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:44,256 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? 899 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,041 OH, MY GOD. 900 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,825 WHO THE FUCK? 901 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:58,139 OH, SHIT. 902 00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,749 I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAME TO VISIT YOU. 903 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,273 NATHAN, YOU'RE NOT BOBBY BISHOP. 904 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,187 KEITH, BE NICE. 905 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,144 HE'S TALLER IN PERSON, RIGHT? 906 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,145 I DID MENTION YOU, THOUGH. 907 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,625 I TOLD HIM WE HAD A NUT IN HERE 908 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:06,669 WHO THINKS HE'S HIM. 909 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:07,714 YOU DIDN'T USE THE WORD NUT, DID YOU? 910 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:08,715 HELLO? 911 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:09,672 HELLO? 912 00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:10,804 YOU KNOW, BABY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 913 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,893 WRITE DOWN YOUR FEELINGS FOR THIS WOMAN. 914 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,938 YOU'RE USED TO WORKING WITH CARDS. 915 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,549 VERY FUNNY, MITCH. 916 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,290 CALL ME. IT'S KEITH. 917 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,988 IT'S VERY, VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU CALL ME. 918 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:24,948 ALSO, WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK SARAH JESSICA HAS? 919 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,124 CALL ME. 920 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:29,257 [SIGHS] BE MORE OF A PSYCHO. 921 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,828 HEY, TELL HIM TO STOP GIVING MY NUMBER OUT 922 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:36,264 TO PSYCHO WARD ATTENDANTS. 923 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,876 I GOT SOME CREEPY MESSAGES FROM A BARRY. 924 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,183 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 925 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,184 WHAT? IT'S KEVIN. 926 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,707 WHO? BOBBY BISHOP. 927 00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:45,795 I'M GONNA BE SICK. 928 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:46,927 IT'S OK. OH, MY GOD. 929 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,450 OK, I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING. 930 00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,799 NO, DON'T, PLEASE. DON'T DO ANYTHING. 931 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,671 LET'S MESS WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT. 932 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:52,846 NO. NO. 933 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,761 JUST LISTEN. GO TO LENNY'S ON AMSTERDAM. 934 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:55,892 I'LL MEET YOU. 935 00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,677 JUST GO. IF I'M NOT THERE IN 5 MINUTES, 936 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,157 ORDER SOMETHING. 937 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,941 YAH! 938 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,725 HA! 939 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,074 AAH! 940 00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:05,250 SO, A-- 941 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,512 BOB? 942 00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:07,904 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 943 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:11,386 DON'T THINK YOU CAN COME BACK SO EASY, TV BOY. 944 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,172 WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT. 945 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,260 KEVIN.WHAT DO I WANT? 946 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,436 WHAT DO I WANT? THE GIRL WAS A MODEL. 947 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,567 WHO'S A MODEL? 948 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,135 JESUS, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS SO FUCKED. 949 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,007 JUST LEAVE US ALONE! 950 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,361 HEY! 951 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,407 HEY! 952 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,069 HEY! 953 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:49,772 HEY! 954 00:36:49,816 --> 00:36:51,078 LADIES ROOM! 955 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:51,992 WHAT HAPPENED? 956 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,647 LADIES ROOM. NO TIME. COME ON. 957 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,693 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 958 00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:58,781 HELLO? 959 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,043 HEY, BOB. 960 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:02,263 AW, MAN! 961 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,224 BOB? 962 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,012 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 963 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:25,025 EXCUSE ME, DID YOU SEE A WOMAN WITH BLACK HAIR-- 964 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,069 JUST CAME IN HERE? 965 00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:28,115 BLACK HAIR. LONG HAIR. STRAIGHT HAIR. 966 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,638 I DON'T KNOW. 967 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,944 FUCKIN' JERK. 968 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:32,511 DID ANYBODY--EXCUSE ME. 969 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:35,557 ANYBODY SEE A WOMAN WITH BLACK HAIR? SHE JUST CAME IN HERE. 970 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:36,602 I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE. 971 00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:37,733 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM? 972 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,213 I JUST TOLD HIM TO STEP OFF. 973 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,258 HE WON'T COME IN HERE. 974 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,781 THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM. WE'RE OK. 975 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:44,044 HE TOLD A MODEL ON LIVE TELEVISION HE WANTS TO FUCK HER. 976 00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,828 YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA COME INTO THE LADIES ROOM? 977 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,744 NO ONE SAW HER? NO ONE SAW A GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR? 978 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:50,833 DID YOU SEE A GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR? COME ON. 979 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,662 WHERE--DID YOU SEE A GIRL WITH BLACK HAIR? SHE WAS JUST IN HERE. 980 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:54,446 LADIES ROOM. 981 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:56,796 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 982 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:15,336 HELLO? 983 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,424 HELLO? 984 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,861 I'M PEEING. 985 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:24,214 I'LL JUST WAIT OVER HERE THEN. 986 00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:26,695 THIS IS HARASSMENT. 987 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,175 YOU ATTACKED ME. 988 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:30,395 I'M LOOKING FOR LILY CHARLES. 989 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,091 WHY? 990 00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,614 I NEED TO FIND HER. 991 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:35,182 CAN YOU HELP ME FIND LILY? I'M NOT FEELING GOOD. 992 00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:38,968 I'M--I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO FIND HER AND TALK TO HER. 993 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,927 YOU KNOW, FOR A TALK SHOW HOST, 994 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,537 YOU'RE NOT TOO ARTICULATE. 995 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:45,018 OK. OK. YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU'RE FUNNY. 996 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,976 OK? YOU'RE A PRO. 997 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,544 COME ON MY SHOW. YOU CAN TELL YOUR JOKES. 998 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,372 HI. 999 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,509 I'M TRYING TO EAT VEGETARIAN. 1000 00:38:57,552 --> 00:39:00,773 SO, UM... 1001 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,298 I'LL HAVE THE MEATLOAF. 1002 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,126 IS SHE IN THERE? 1003 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:07,910 LILY? 1004 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:10,478 SHE IS DIFFERENT NOW. 1005 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,960 I'M DIFFERENT, TOO. I'M A LOT DIFFERENT NOW. 1006 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,004 HOLD ON. 1007 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,398 I'M READING SOMETHING ON THE WALL. 1008 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:21,750 OH, "CROCK... OF...SHIT." 1009 00:39:21,794 --> 00:39:23,186 GREAT. INSULT ME. 1010 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,667 COME ON. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PEEING. CAN I COME IN THERE? 1011 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,060 I AM PEEING.OPEN THE DOOR. 1012 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,062 I AM PEEING. [MAKES PEEING SOUND] 1013 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:29,889 YOU HEAR IT? 1014 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,065 NO, I DON'T HEAR IT. 1015 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,111 I BET YOU SHE'S STILL AMAZING, LIKE BEFORE. 1016 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:37,853 I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE AMAZED AGAIN. 1017 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,986 FUCK YOU! YOU NEED TO BE AMAZED AGAIN?! 1018 00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:41,335 I KNEW IT. I KNEW YOU WERE IN THERE. 1019 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,946 [WHISPERING] Drop dead you TV cheesy motherfucker. 1020 00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,470 CAN YOU COME WITH ME OUTSIDE? JUST OUTSIDE? 1021 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,994 ALL RIGHT! YOU! OUT! 1022 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:48,908 LET'S GO. 1023 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,126 IT'S JUST, IT'S MY WIFE THERE. 1024 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,954 LILY, CAN YOU JUST COME OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND? 1025 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:52,955 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? 1026 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,087 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1027 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,175 COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1028 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,219 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE. 1029 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,220 HAVE SOME DIGNITY. LET'S GO. COME ON. 1030 00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,484 JUST COME OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND? 1031 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,530 BOY, DID SHE LOOK GREAT. 1032 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,140 DIDN'T YOU THINK SHE LOOKED GREAT? 1033 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:05,490 I HEAR YA. LET'S GO, PAL. 1034 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,100 REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 1035 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,971 OH, UH... 1036 00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,321 HOLY SHIT. 1037 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:14,020 THAT WAS BOBBY BISHOP. 1038 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:17,066 HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 1039 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,851 OK, EVERYONE KNEW THE MOVIE STUNK. 1040 00:40:18,894 --> 00:40:20,461 SO I LOOKED AT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYES, 1041 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:24,291 AND I SAID, "JEAN CLAUDE, THE MOVIE STINKS." 1042 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,161 [LAUGHTER] 1043 00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,380 RIGHT? THE MOVIE STINKS. 1044 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,513 AND SINCE THEN, HE WON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN. 1045 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:31,472 SO I SAID, "OK, GREAT. DON'T PUT HIM ON THE SHOW.." 1046 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,169 THIS IS GOING TO LULU, RIGHT? 1047 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:38,000 OK...DEAR, SWEET... 1048 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:42,265 LULU. L-U-L-U, RIGHT? 1049 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:45,573 LOVE--NO OFFENSE-- 1050 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:49,925 BOBBY...BISHOP. 1051 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,971 HERE YA GO. 1052 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:54,495 AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ANN. 1053 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:55,627 [DOOR OPENS] 1054 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:56,889 HEY! 1055 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:58,281 HEY! I'M IN HERE. 1056 00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:01,110 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME WATER. 1057 00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,421 WHERE WERE YOU TODAY? 1058 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,076 I WAS OUT VISITING MY MOM. 1059 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:12,861 OH. HOW IS CRAZY LADY? 1060 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,297 SHE'S FINE. 1061 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:17,518 HER AND KEITH SHOULD ROOM TOGETHER. 1062 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:20,347 I SAW HIM TODAY, TOO. 1063 00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,226 SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A CRAZY DAY. 1064 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,706 JEEZ. 1065 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:32,707 DON'T. 1066 00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,231 SORRY. 1067 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,711 WHAT'D YOU EAT? 1068 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:39,932 I JUST, UH, GOT THE MEATLOAF AT LENNY'S. 1069 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:43,022 JEEZ! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT THE... 1070 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:44,110 JEEZ. 1071 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,199 I'M SORRY. IT'S SO STUPID. I GOT IT. 1072 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:46,982 YES. 1073 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:50,420 SO, UM, GUESS WHO I SAW? 1074 00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:51,204 WHO? 1075 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:52,205 OH, JUST YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1076 00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,641 BOBBY BISHOP. 1077 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:54,555 OW! 1078 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,165 GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT IT. 1079 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,472 I'LL DO IT. YOU JUST WASH YOUR FINGER, OK? 1080 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,778 JEEZ. 1081 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:02,171 YOU KNOW, SO I'M AT LENNY'S, RIGHT? 1082 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:05,435 AND FUCKING BOBBY, BOBBY BISHOP WALKS IN THE DOOR. 1083 00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,655 DID YOU SAY ANYTHING TO HIM? 1084 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,746 I SPIT AT HIM. 1085 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,965 YOU SPIT AT HIM. 1086 00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,314 TOTALLY, YEAH. AND PEOPLE, LIKE, WENT NUTS. 1087 00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:17,186 THEY WERE, LIKE, CLAPPING, AND THEY STOOD UP, AND-- 1088 00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:18,623 WHAT AN ASSHOLE. I KNOW. 1089 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:21,103 WHAT AN ASSHOLE THING TO DO. 1090 00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:22,191 WHAT? 1091 00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,279 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SPIT AT HIM. 1092 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,672 ASSHOLE? I'M AN ASSHOLE? 1093 00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:28,197 HE'S, LIKE, THE BIGGEST PERVERT KNOWN TO MANKIND. 1094 00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:29,503 HE'S NOT A PERVERT. 1095 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,593 ARE YOU JOKING? HE FUCKING ASKED BRIDGET BOWER 1096 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,856 TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM ON TELEVISION. 1097 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,337 BRIDGET BOWER IS A WHORE. 1098 00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:41,167 SHE'S A--WOW, WHOA, WHAA. 1099 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,125 JEEZ, YOU KNOW? JUST... 1100 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,475 WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT A TALK SHOW HOST. 1101 00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,173 NO, WE'RE NOT ARGUING ABOUT A TALK SHOW HOST. 1102 00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:50,045 WE'RE ARGUING BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. 1103 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,526 ALL RIGHT? I'M GONNA TAKE A BATH. 1104 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,620 I'M AN ASSHOLE. 1105 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,143 EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. 1106 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:02,188 EXCUSE ME. 1107 00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:03,189 I HAVEN'T EATEN. 1108 00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:06,409 I'M AN ASSHOLE? 1109 00:43:07,759 --> 00:43:11,414 DID YOU BUZZ TODAY EARLIER? 1110 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:16,942 SO, YOU SEE, I'M EMPTY. 1111 00:43:16,985 --> 00:43:19,509 I'M BROKEN. 1112 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,732 GO AWAY! 1113 00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:27,256 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THIS. 1114 00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,650 COME ON. JUST BEAT IT. 1115 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:34,568 IT'S LIKE...YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW THE GUY. 1116 00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:41,662 FINE. PSYCHO. 1117 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:46,493 PRETTY IN PINK IS A MUCH BETTER LOVE STORY THAN MANNEQUIN. 1118 00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,929 IT IS NOT. 1119 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:52,412 RICH GUY FALLS FOR GIRL FROM WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS. 1120 00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,719 FINDS TABOO LOVE. 1121 00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,372 WHAT CAN BE MORE TABOO 1122 00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:59,854 THAN A GUY WHO FALLS FOR A LIFE-SIZED DOLL? 1123 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,423 I USED TO SLEEP WITH A DOLL. 1124 00:44:04,424 --> 00:44:06,513 UH, HEY! 1125 00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:08,558 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY! 1126 00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:10,386 HEY! 1127 00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:16,523 HEY, THE BOARD FEELS LATE-NIGHT TV'S A BAD INFLUENCE. 1128 00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:17,698 WE'RE CRAZY. 1129 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,527 HEY, I'M TRYING. 1130 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,183 I'M TRYING, GUYS. 1131 00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:34,367 [CLEARS THROAT] 1132 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:37,239 IF DAYS OF THE WEEK HAD A COLOR, 1133 00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:40,155 WHAT WOULD TUESDAY BE? 1134 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,287 SKY BLUE. 1135 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:42,680 NAVY. 1136 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,117 NO, UH...DARK BROWN. 1137 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,814 LIKE A CHOCOLATE. 1138 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:48,816 Reporters: BOBBY! MR. BISHOP! 1139 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:49,948 WHAT HAPPENED? ANY COMMENT? 1140 00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:51,819 DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PAY BAIL WITH VISA? 1141 00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:54,169 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 1142 00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:54,953 NO. 1143 00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:56,215 THAT'S CRAZY. 1144 00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:58,478 TALK SHOW HOST BOBBY BISHOP IN TROUBLE AGAIN. 1145 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:01,089 ARRESTED AND IN LOVE IN NEW YORK CITY. 1146 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:04,266 ONLY ON NEWS 6 AT 11:00. 1147 00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:07,966 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1148 00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:08,749 HELLO? 1149 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,316 MARK. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 1150 00:45:10,359 --> 00:45:12,274 HEY, HOW YA DOIN'? SHE'S IN THE TUB. 1151 00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:15,451 OH, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING TV, ARE YOU? 1152 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:16,539 YEAH. WHY? 1153 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:17,976 PUT ON 31. QUICK. 1154 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:20,065 ALL RIGHT. 1155 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:23,633 TAKE IT EASY. HOLD ON. 1156 00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,766 UH, OK. GREAT. 1157 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:27,812 I'M NOT REALLY INTO PANDAS, THOUGH. 1158 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,509 OK? BYE. 1159 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:32,730 NO, MARK. SHIT! 1160 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:38,257 [RING] 1161 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,345 HELLO? 1162 00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:41,390 UH, I'M SORRY. I NEED TO TALK TO LILY. 1163 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:43,784 UH, WHAT CHANNEL ARE YOU WATCHING? 1164 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,655 I'M ON, UH... 1165 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:46,961 WHY AM I TELLING YOU WHAT CHANNEL I'M ON? 1166 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:49,572 SHE'S IN THE TUB. GOD. 1167 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:53,881 WHAT A DICK. WHAT A DICK! 1168 00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:56,536 [RING] 1169 00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,799 OH... 1170 00:45:58,843 --> 00:46:00,888 [RING] 1171 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:03,717 OK, HOLD ON A SECOND. 1172 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:04,762 [SIGHS] 1173 00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,415 LILY! 1174 00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,940 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1175 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:11,594 WHAT? 1176 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,771 CINDY'S ON THE PHONE. SHE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT. 1177 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:16,817 FOR HER TO BE AN ASSHOLE. NOW. 1178 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,560 ALL RIGHT... 1179 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,822 I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR. 1180 00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:24,869 I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR JUST A CRACK, OK? 1181 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:28,481 AND I WANT YOU TO PASS ME THE PHONE. 1182 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:29,830 COME ON. 1183 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:32,093 I'M SERIOUS. 1184 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,879 ALL RIGHT. 1185 00:46:36,445 --> 00:46:37,185 HELLO? 1186 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,012 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 1187 00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:39,884 OOP. WHOA. THERE IT IS. 1188 00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:42,974 OH, THERE'S THE PHONE! OH, SHE'S GOT THE PHONE. 1189 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:46,847 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 1190 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:49,850 YOU'VE GOT TO GET MARK AWAY FROM THE TV. 1191 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:50,851 HE'S BEEN ARRESTED. 1192 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:53,288 OH, MY GOD. ARRESTED? OH, MY GOD. 1193 00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:54,768 JUST LISTEN TO ME, WOMAN! 1194 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,161 GET HIM AWAY FROM THE TV! 1195 00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:58,293 THE POPULAR LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST, 1196 00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:02,167 FAMOUS FOR MAKING LEWD COMMENTS TO BRIDGET BOWER, 1197 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,430 HAS BEEN BIT BY THE LOVE BUG. 1198 00:47:04,473 --> 00:47:05,257 OH! OH! 1199 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,345 MAKE LOVE TO ME. 1200 00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,781 BABY, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?! 1201 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,913 NO. NO. COME HERE. 1202 00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:10,305 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 1203 00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:11,480 I DON'T KNOW. 1204 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:13,569 ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? THE TELEVISION! 1205 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,136 I KNOW. FUCK ME. HMM? 1206 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:15,920 WHAT? 1207 00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,051 I CAN'T HELP IT.BABY... 1208 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:20,881 LOVE GOT ME BUSTED. AND HER NAME IS LILY. 1209 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:23,057 HEY, LILY. 1210 00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:26,582 ANYWAY, NEW YORK'S GOT THE BEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD. 1211 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:30,978 OH, KEVIN. 1212 00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:34,155 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 1213 00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:34,895 WHAT? 1214 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,723 YOU JUST SAID KEVIN. 1215 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,725 NO, I DID NOT.YEAH, YOU DID. 1216 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:40,379 NO, I DIDN'T. I SAID MARK. 1217 00:47:40,422 --> 00:47:43,251 HOW THE FUCK COULD I MISTAKE KEVIN FOR MARK? 1218 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:45,601 NOBODY'S KEVIN. COME ON. 1219 00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:47,125 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 1220 00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:50,955 I'M SO OVER THIS. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. 1221 00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:54,610 KEVIN?! JESUS, MAN. 1222 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:55,742 UNBELIEVABLE. 1223 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,526 HI. WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D THEY SAY? 1224 00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:00,094 HE'S FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1225 00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:01,574 OH, WHERE'S MARK? 1226 00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:04,403 OH, MY GOD. HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 1227 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,493 KEITH. KEITH. KEITH. KEITH! 1228 00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:10,626 BARRY, MAN. WHAT THE HELL? 1229 00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,584 HE'S HERE. 1230 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,064 WHO'S HERE? 1231 00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,761 I'M TALKING TO KEITH. GO TO SLEEP. 1232 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:15,675 WHO'S HERE? 1233 00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:16,763 HIM. 1234 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:17,764 WHO'S HERE? 1235 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:18,634 GO TO SLEEP! 1236 00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:20,767 POOCH IN THE CITY. 1237 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,812 WHO'S HERE? 1238 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,553 CALLED CINDY. 1239 00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:26,512 SHE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK YET. 1240 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:29,776 CALL AGAIN. THEY LOVE THAT. 1241 00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:32,822 THAT'S A GOOD JOB, NATHAN. GO TO SLEEP. 1242 00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:36,217 OH, NATHAN, YOU'VE GOT TO... 1243 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:39,003 HEY, DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! 1244 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:40,961 WHO THE FUCK IS KEVIN?! 1245 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,702 WHAT ARE YOU EATING? 1246 00:48:42,745 --> 00:48:44,878 I'M EATING WHEAT THINS. 1247 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,445 WELL, STOP IT! 1248 00:48:46,488 --> 00:48:47,750 WHAT?! 1249 00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:50,971 THOSE ARE MY CRACKERS! I'M NOT KIDDING! COME ON! 1250 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:54,714 YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE! 1251 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,064 WHAT ARE-- 1252 00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:58,892 WILL YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR?! 1253 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,330 NO. YOU WILL NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 1254 00:49:02,374 --> 00:49:04,028 YOU'RE--JESUS CHRIST! 1255 00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,770 YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS FUCKING INSANE! 1256 00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:08,946 [SIGHS] 1257 00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,382 GOD! 1258 00:49:10,425 --> 00:49:13,559 HEY, COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK, PLEASE. 1259 00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:15,648 HEY. HI. YEAH. 1260 00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:16,736 THANK YOU. 1261 00:49:16,779 --> 00:49:18,781 HI. HOW YA DOIN'? 1262 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,566 SO YOU, YOU... 1263 00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:22,698 YOU HOLD THE KEY TO THE POOCH IN THE CITY. 1264 00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,919 YES, I WALK THE DOG. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 1265 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,138 HOW DO I KNOW? 1266 00:49:27,181 --> 00:49:29,792 I'M TELLIN' YA. 1267 00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:30,576 BARRY? 1268 00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:31,707 HOW--HOW-- HOW DO I KNOW 1269 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,796 THAT IT'S A PURE BRED AND NOT A MUTT? 1270 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,408 IT--IT IS A MUTT. IT'S A MIX. 1271 00:49:36,451 --> 00:49:37,539 NO, HE... 1272 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:38,801 I THINK WHAT HE MEANS 1273 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:39,846 IS THAT HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S SARAH JESSICA'S? 1274 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,326 SARAH JESSICA'S? NO. NO. NO. LISTEN. 1275 00:49:41,369 --> 00:49:43,371 I WALK MATTHEW BRODERICK'S DOG. THAT'S ALL I GUARANTEE. 1276 00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:46,113 YOU GUYS WANNA CALL IT SARAH JESSICA'S DOG? GO AHEAD. 1277 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,114 LOOK, THAT'S YOUR DEAL. 1278 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:49,682 OK. 2,000 FOR THE PUPPY. 1279 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:50,900 DID YOU TELL HIM IT WAS A PUPPY? 1280 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:51,945 NO, I SAID IT WAS A DOG. 1281 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,642 DOG. DOG. DOG. 1282 00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:54,513 IT'S NOT A PUPPY. 1283 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,602 DOG! DOG! 2,000 FOR THE DOG. 1284 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,517 I MEAN, IT'S A DOG. 1285 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,958 HEY, SUGAR. WANT A DATE? 1286 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,916 THANKS. NICE SHOES. 1287 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,006 WHO ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU. 1288 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,486 THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SHOW. THANK YOU. 1289 00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:12,444 THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SHOW. 1290 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:15,490 HOLY SHIT. KEVIN MICHAEL MOSS. 1291 00:50:15,534 --> 00:50:16,535 RIGHT. 1292 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:17,840 KAREN MALORY. FOURTH PERIOD ENGLISH. 1293 00:50:17,884 --> 00:50:19,233 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 1294 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,104 8. 1295 00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,106 LOOK. LOOK. LOOK IN MY EYES. 1296 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:23,716 OK. I'M CRAZY. 1297 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,196 HE'S CRAZY. HE'S CRAZY. 1298 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,850 YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY? I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB. 1299 00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,461 OK? 10. 8. 1300 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:30,897 PLEASE, TELL HIM. PLEASE. 1301 00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,768 GUYS, I GOTTA GET BACK. IT'S COLD. 1302 00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:33,987 8. 1303 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:34,901 HOW ABOUT 9? 1304 00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:37,686 BARRY. BARRY. GET IT TOGETHER. 1305 00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:38,774 HOW ABOUT 9? 1306 00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:41,516 8. I COULD BUY A BALDWIN DOG FOR 10. 1307 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,519 MRS. SUCHMAN'S CLASS. 1308 00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:45,781 I REMEMBER. 1309 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:46,826 THERE YOU GO. 1310 00:50:46,869 --> 00:50:49,959 YOU WERE 6 FOOT TALL IN SECOND GRADE. 1311 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,091 I REMEMBER YOU. 1312 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:52,440 FUCKIN' A. 1313 00:50:52,484 --> 00:50:54,573 WE PLAYED FOOTBALL TOGETHER. YOU TACKLED ME ONCE. 1314 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,314 YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. 1315 00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:57,315 I REMEMBER YOU. 1316 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:58,968 NICE TO SEE YOU. 1317 00:50:59,012 --> 00:50:59,839 YEAH. 1318 00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,580 GOOD SEEING YOU, TOO, HONEY. 1319 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:14,027 LOOKIT. BACK TO MESS WITH THE BITCH'S BRAIN. 1320 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,856 WHY DON'T YOU STOP SWINGING THAT DICK AROUND? 1321 00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:19,119 POOR LILY. 1322 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:20,512 I DIDN'T SWING NOTHIN'. 1323 00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:21,904 I HAVEN'T DONE A THING. 1324 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:22,905 I HAVEN'T BEEN SWINGING ANYTHING. 1325 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,517 I HAVEN'T DONE ONE THING WRONG. 1326 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,260 YOU KNOW HER BROTHER WENT NUTS. 1327 00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,348 I KNOW THE BROTHER. 1328 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:32,872 YEAH, I KNOW HER BROTHER. I KNOW HIM. 1329 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,004 I BROUGHT HIM CANDY TODAY. 1330 00:51:35,048 --> 00:51:36,963 I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM. BELIEVE ME, 1331 00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:40,662 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. WHAT I'M DOING. 1332 00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:41,576 WHAT'S HE DOIN'? 1333 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:44,101 I THINK HE'S HAGGLING WITH HER. 1334 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,713 TAKE SOME MONEY. 1335 00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,323 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HER BE-- 1336 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:51,151 AND SHUT UP. WAIT, LOOK. SEE HOW EASY? 1337 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,327 I'M GONNA PAY YOU TO SHUT UP. 1338 00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:55,155 DON'T FUCK WITH THE BITCH, 1339 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,157 UNLESS YOU FUCK HER LIKE A CHAMPION. 1340 00:51:57,201 --> 00:51:58,115 GOOD HUSTLE. 1341 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,507 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME SHUT UP. 1342 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:00,682 TAKE IT. HERE. $100. AND YOU DON'T INSULT ME ANYMORE. 1343 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:01,944 FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR MONEY. 1344 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,207 SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS. 1345 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:05,992 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHUT YOUR BIG, FAT MOUTH. 1346 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:07,124 SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. 1347 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,299 REMEMBER BIG KAREN? 1348 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:09,430 BIG KAREN NOW GREW UP AND HAS A BIG MOUTH. 1349 00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:10,997 SCRAWNY MOTHERFUCKER. SCRAWNY BOBBY. 1350 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,129 HERE, TAKE THE MONEY. 1351 00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:13,217 FUCK YOU! 1352 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,348 YES, I DID. I SCREWED BOBBY BISHOP. 1353 00:52:14,392 --> 00:52:15,567 I GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB. YES, I DID. 1354 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:18,570 MY NAME IS SUNDEY, WITH AN "E". 1355 00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:23,227 HEY, MARCO POLO. 1356 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,097 HEY. 1357 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,011 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1358 00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:26,273 WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SAD? 1359 00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:27,013 I'M NOT SAD. 1360 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:28,536 IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG. 1361 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,451 IT IS A GOOD SONG. 1362 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,540 YOU WANNA HAVE A DRINK WITH ME? 1363 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:34,151 SURE. 1364 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,065 BRADLEY? CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER... 1365 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,110 COSMO. 1366 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,938 COSMOPOLITAN FOR SAD SACK OVER HERE. 1367 00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:40,461 I AM NOT SAD. 1368 00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:43,247 YOU LOOK SAD. COME ON. CHEER UP. 1369 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:04,050 OH, MY... 1370 00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,184 OH. 1371 00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:10,622 COME ON. JUST DO IT. DO IT. 1372 00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:11,579 I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 1373 00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:12,667 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 1374 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,103 I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT IN, LIKE, A WEEK. 1375 00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:15,279 YOU LOOK GOOD TO ME. 1376 00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:18,282 I'M TOTALLY BLOATED. MY STOMACH IS, LIKE... 1377 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,285 I'M, LIKE, CHUBBY. 1378 00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:22,503 I AM. STOP. 1379 00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:25,985 COME ON. LET THE MUSIC FREE YOUR SOUL. 1380 00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:26,986 OK? COME ON! 1381 00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:27,769 I'M TOO FAT. 1382 00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:29,249 COME ON, BITCH. GET UP. 1383 00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:30,642 LET'S WORK. RIGHT NOW. 1384 00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:33,993 OFF YOUR CHAIR. ON THE BAR. DO YOUR DANCE. 1385 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:35,124 NO. COME ON. 1386 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,692 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1387 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,259 HELLO? 1388 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:42,088 HEY. YOU GOT FUCKING ARRESTED. GENIUS. 1389 00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:45,918 YES, A LADIES ROOM. BIG FUCKING DEAL. 1390 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,490 WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? 1391 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:53,578 WHAT AM I DOING? 1392 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,188 GOD, I SWEAR SO MUCH THESE DAYS. 1393 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,104 HEY, UH, LISTEN. VARIETY LOVED THE "I WANNA FUCK YOU" BIT. 1394 00:53:58,147 --> 00:54:00,933 YEAH, WE GOT 'EM BY THE BALLS. 1395 00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:03,065 WE'RE A HIT. 1396 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,806 WE'RE... 1397 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,938 WE'RE A HIT. 1398 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:08,157 HEY, WE'RE GOING LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. 1399 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:08,897 WHAT? 1400 00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:09,811 YOU'RE GOING LIVE. 1401 00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:10,682 DON'T COME TO NEW YORK, MITCH. 1402 00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:12,074 DON'T COME TO NEW YORK. 1403 00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:14,207 I LOVE YOU. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1404 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,774 COME ON, MITCH. DON'T COME. 1405 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:16,818 DON'T COME TO NEW YORK. 1406 00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,343 DO NOT COME TO NEW YORK. 1407 00:54:19,386 --> 00:54:22,998 DON'T COME TO NEW YORK, MITCH. 1408 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,404 โ™ช YOU SET ME ON FIRE 1409 00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:40,538 โ™ช 'CAUSE YOU'RE FILLED WITH DESIRE โ™ช 1410 00:54:40,581 --> 00:54:42,844 JESUS CHRIST! 1411 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:46,152 โ™ช YOU DRAW MY EMOTIONS 1412 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,763 โ™ช I CAN FEEL YOUR DESIRE 1413 00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:52,332 โ™ช FEEL IT COMIN', FEEL IT COMIN' โ™ช 1414 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:55,509 โ™ช DANCIN' 1415 00:54:56,249 --> 00:54:57,511 AAH! 1416 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:05,127 โ™ช DANCIN' WITH DESIRE 1417 00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:09,175 โ™ช DANCIN', GETTIN' ME HIGHER โ™ช 1418 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:12,961 LILY! LILY! 1419 00:55:13,005 --> 00:55:15,355 COME ON! LET ME IN! 1420 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,269 STOP. 1421 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,053 AH, COME ON. 1422 00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:20,186 YOU'RE AS CUTE AS A FUCKING BUG, YOU KNOW THAT? 1423 00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,230 STOP IT. 1424 00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:21,927 YOU'RE SO CUTE, I COULD EAT YOU UP. 1425 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,145 DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 1426 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:27,628 OH, SHE'S GOIN' WITH THE FUCKIN' LEFT HOOK. 1427 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,373 LILY! 1428 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,244 NO, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO SEE LILY. 1429 00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:36,550 SHE'S SO PISSED. 1430 00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:40,119 MARK, YOU'RE GAY. OK? SHE KNOWS IT. IT'S OVER. 1431 00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:43,731 GAY. WHAT IS GAY, REALLY? 1432 00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:46,430 LILY! LILY! 1433 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,260 HEY, LILY! 1434 00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,784 COME ON. 1435 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:55,090 LILY! 1436 00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,919 LILY, DON'T DISAPPEAR. 1437 00:55:58,442 --> 00:55:59,660 WHY?! WHY?! 1438 00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,009 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DISAPPEAR? 1439 00:56:01,053 --> 00:56:04,056 YOU ARE IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM 5 NIGHTS A WEEK. 1440 00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:06,058 DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT DISAPPEARING. 1441 00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:09,670 4 NIGHTS. WE REPEATED ON MONDAY. 1442 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,585 I KNOW THAT, BECAUSE I EVEN WATCHED THAT. 1443 00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,761 THAT'S HOW FUCKING PATHETIC I AM. 1444 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:15,197 THE SHOW'S GOOD. 1445 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:16,373 THE LEAST YOU CAN DO, 1446 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,636 IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME, IS LEAVE ME. 1447 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:21,116 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BECOME A PART OF POP CULTURE! 1448 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,858 IN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM 5 NIGHTS A WEEK! 1449 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:26,208 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL. 1450 00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,385 THAT'S WHAT I DID. 1451 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:32,824 I'VE BECOME A PART OF POP CULTURE. LILY! 1452 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,434 HEY! ALL RIGHT, I'M-- 1453 00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:35,522 YOU KNOW WHAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY? 1454 00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:37,176 WHAT? WHAT? 1455 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:38,569 ONE OF THOSE BIRTHDAYS THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING CALL ME FOR. 1456 00:56:38,612 --> 00:56:40,440 LILY.YOU WANNA KNOW? 1457 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:41,702 HERE! LOOK! 1458 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:45,532 A MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP COFFEE MUG! 1459 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,231 LISTEN, CUT IT OUT. CUT IT OUT. 1460 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:50,668 CUT IT OUT? 1461 00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:52,147 CUT IT OUT. WHAT KIND OF JERK WOULD GIVE A MUG FOR-- 1462 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:54,889 THIS IS LIGHTER. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 1463 00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:56,021 WON'T HURT YA! 1464 00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:58,240 THAT IS A BEACH TOWEL. NOT A NORMAL ONE. 1465 00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:00,634 A BOBBY BISHOP BEACH TOWEL. 1466 00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:02,506 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE MADE THESE. 1467 00:57:02,549 --> 00:57:03,507 WELL, YOU DO. YOU MAKE 'EM. 1468 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,899 AND GUESS WHAT? I LOVED IT! 1469 00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,684 I LOVED IT WHEN MY COUSIN JENNY GOES TO CALIFORNIA. 1470 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:09,208 "OH, WE SAW THE BOBBY BISHOP SHOW. 1471 00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:10,209 HE'S SO CUTE!" 1472 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:12,516 ALL RIGHT. LILY-- FUCK YOU! 1473 00:57:12,777 --> 00:57:15,170 HEY, COME ON. I'M SORRY. 1474 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:16,345 COME ON DOWNSTAIRS. 1475 00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:17,564 YOU'RE WAKING UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1476 00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,261 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1477 00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:20,306 FOR ONCE-- 1478 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,568 WHEN DID YOU GET THIS NEW VOCABULARY? 1479 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,309 YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM? WHERE DID I GET IT? 1480 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,528 MY NEW ATTITUDE? WHAT THE FUCK? 1481 00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:25,964 YOU NEVER SAID THINGS LIKE THAT, EVER. 1482 00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:29,489 I NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY IT TO YOU BEFORE 1483 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,534 BECAUSE YOU LEFT! 1484 00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:31,883 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE? 1485 00:57:31,926 --> 00:57:34,625 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, 1486 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:37,889 TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE, AND NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THEM 1487 00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:41,370 THAT THE GUY ON CHANNEL 7 IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? 1488 00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:42,459 THAT IS YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND? 1489 00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:43,503 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE? 1490 00:57:43,547 --> 00:57:45,287 I'M LIKE A FUCKING-- I'M A SPECTACLE. 1491 00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,159 I'M AN IDIOT! I'M A LOSER! 1492 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:49,248 YOU'RE NOT A LOSER. WHAT ARE YOU-- 1493 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,685 COME ON! I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU! 1494 00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,948 I HELPED YOU! I LOVED YOU! 1495 00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:55,559 I LOVED YOU, TOO. WE WERE A COUPLE. 1496 00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,212 I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUNNY. 1497 00:57:57,256 --> 00:57:58,257 I AM FUNNY. 1498 00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,519 I REARRANGED MY LIVING ROOM FURNITURE 1499 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,651 SO WE COULD PLAY TALK SHOW. 1500 00:58:00,694 --> 00:58:02,827 YOU KNOW? I'LL BE ED, AND YOU BE JOHNNY. 1501 00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:05,612 I WAS A BETTER JOHNNY. YOU TRIED JOHNNY ONCE, YOU WERE TERRIBLE. 1502 00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:08,485 NO, YOU WEREN'T FUNNY AS JOHNNY! YOU WEREN'T! 1503 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:09,355 JOHNNY WASN'T-- 1504 00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:11,183 HEY, GUESS WHAT? I WAS FUNNY! 1505 00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:13,098 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER BEING FUNNY. 1506 00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:15,230 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU WERE NOT THAT FUNNY. 1507 00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:17,581 YOU WERE FUN, BUT YOU WERE NOT THAT FUNNY. 1508 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:20,148 OK? NOW, WILL YOU COME DOWN AND LET'S TALK? 1509 00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:21,759 YOU KNOW WHAT WASN'T FUNNY? 1510 00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:23,891 WHAT? 1511 00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:26,111 DON'T BRING THAT UP. 1512 00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:27,329 I WASN'T GOING TO BRING IT UP. 1513 00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,505 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT NOW, PLEASE. 1514 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,941 I KNOW, IT MUST BE PAINFUL FOR YOU 1515 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:32,378 TO SEND ME A FUCKING CHECK. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD. 1516 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,902 YOU THINK I HAD NO FEELINGS ABOUT THAT? 1517 00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:37,514 YOU THINK I HAD FEELINGS WHEN I READ 1518 00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:39,167 THAT YOU'RE DATING SHERYL CROW? 1519 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,429 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 1520 00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:43,694 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT A TABLOID. 1521 00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:44,738 I NEVER MET SHERYL CROW. 1522 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,524 YOU FUCKED ME UP WHEN YOU GOT FAMOUS! 1523 00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:53,181 I'M GAY. 1524 00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:55,662 NO SHIT! 1525 00:58:56,663 --> 00:58:57,621 I'M BOBBY. 1526 00:58:57,664 --> 00:58:59,361 YEAH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1527 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:00,188 DON'T SHAKE HIS-- 1528 00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:02,060 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU-- 1529 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,365 WHO IS THIS? 1530 00:59:03,409 --> 00:59:05,367 I HATE YOUR FUCKING SHOW BY THE WAY. IT SUCKS. 1531 00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:06,586 WHO IS THIS?! 1532 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,022 THIS IS RIFF.I'M GAY, TOO. 1533 00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,198 RIFF?! WHO IS THIS, I'D LIKE TO KNOW? 1534 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,592 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THAT IS! I'M BOBBY. 1535 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:13,680 I LOVE YOUR SHOW. 1536 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,552 WHO IS HE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 1537 00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:17,249 WHO'S YOUR FUCKING LITTLE FRIEND? 1538 00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:19,381 IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND, IS THAT YOUR AFFAIR, IS THAT YOUR LOVER? 1539 00:59:19,425 --> 00:59:21,340 HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE, OK? 1540 00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:23,298 WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN, THAT'S ALL. OK? 1541 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:24,561 THAT BRIDGET BOWER IS A SLUT. 1542 00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:27,041 WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BRIDGET BOWER? 1543 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:27,912 THANKS. 1544 00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:29,000 OH, "THANKS." BOBBY, SHUT-- 1545 00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:30,610 ALL RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA 1546 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:32,786 ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON? I MEAN, COME ON, BE HONEST. 1547 00:59:32,830 --> 00:59:35,310 NO, I DIDN'T. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIND OF STRANGE, 1548 00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:36,224 BUT, NO, I DIDN'T. 1549 00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:37,704 HEY, MAYBE YOU'RE STRANGE, OK? 1550 00:59:37,748 --> 00:59:40,620 HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1551 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,100 Woman: SHUT UP! 1552 00:59:42,143 --> 00:59:44,972 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE? 1553 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:46,452 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW, I'LL-- 1554 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,672 I'LL JUST COME BACK NEXT WEEK, AND I'LL GET MY STUFF. 1555 00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:49,890 COME BACK AND GET YOUR FUCKING COCK RINGS. 1556 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,718 LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU ASSHOLE! 1557 00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:55,766 WHAT I DID? I MADE THEM GAY? 1558 00:59:55,809 --> 00:59:57,724 LILY? LILY? 1559 00:59:57,768 --> 01:00:01,293 I'M KIDDING. 1560 01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:06,907 READ MY SPEECH. 1561 01:00:07,778 --> 01:00:10,084 "I'M HERE, AND I'M NOT LEAVING. 1562 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,782 "I WANT TO BE A WHOLE PERSON. 1563 01:00:11,825 --> 01:00:15,655 "WITH YOU, I WAS A WHOLE PERSON. 1564 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:19,746 "I WAS STUPID, BUT I WAS WHOLE. 1565 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,748 "I'M NOT GOING. 1566 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,055 I'M SMARTER NOW." 1567 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:27,580 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, LILY. 1568 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:31,628 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE. 1569 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,326 IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. 1570 01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:35,806 LET'S GO, ROMEO. 1571 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:36,807 IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. 1572 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:39,636 WE'RE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION. 1573 01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,028 SHE'S UP THERE. LILY! 1574 01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:43,770 STEP OVER TO THE CAR. 1575 01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:45,772 LILY! 1576 01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,339 DAMN. 1577 01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:48,645 COME ON, COME ON, GUYS. 1578 01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:49,646 IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. 1579 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:52,387 COME ON, INSIDE THE CAR. 1580 01:00:52,431 --> 01:00:54,738 LILY! 1581 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:59,699 I'M SICK. I'M SICK WITH LOVE. LILY! 1582 01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:02,267 GET WELL SOON. 1583 01:01:03,224 --> 01:01:06,837 LILY! LILY! 1584 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,882 LILY! 1585 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:28,467 GOD BLESS HIM. 1586 01:01:31,035 --> 01:01:32,558 ANYBODY HOME? 1587 01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:35,126 MMHH. NO. 1588 01:01:35,169 --> 01:01:37,694 CHECK THIS OUT. 1589 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:43,874 THE HOOKER'S CUTE, HUH? 1590 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,399 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1591 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:48,879 MOM, IT'S ME! 1592 01:01:48,922 --> 01:01:50,141 Linda: WHO'S ME? 1593 01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:54,275 ME! YOUR--MOM, COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR. 1594 01:01:57,757 --> 01:01:59,237 HEY. 1595 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,675 MOM...HEY, HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 1596 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,721 MOM? 1597 01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:06,810 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1598 01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,855 HEY! 1599 01:02:08,899 --> 01:02:10,161 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1600 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,771 WHAT YOU DO MEAN WHAT AM I DOING? 1601 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:14,731 SIT DOWN. I'M TIRED. 1602 01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:15,775 HEY... 1603 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,646 WHAT? OH, MY GOD. 1604 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:18,778 MY ROOTS, I KNOW, MY ROOTS. 1605 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:20,301 NO, MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 1606 01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:24,479 NOTHING, NOTHING. I--I SLIPPED IN THE TUB. 1607 01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,567 OH, THAT IS BULLSHIT, MOTHER. 1608 01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:26,743 COME ON, WE'RE GONNA GO TO LENOX HILL. 1609 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,483 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 1610 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:29,746 MOM, I MEAN IT-- 1611 01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:31,748 NOOO! 1612 01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:34,881 OK, OK. NO. 1613 01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:37,405 OK. 1614 01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:38,842 ALL RIGHT, MOM. 1615 01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:41,932 IT'S OK, I'M SORRY. 1616 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,284 OK. 1617 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,766 SORRY. 1618 01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:52,203 I'M GONNA GET YOU A DIET PEPSI, OK? 1619 01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,640 YEAH. NO ICE. 1620 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:55,859 NO ICE. 1621 01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,251 HERE, WHY DON'T YOU-- 1622 01:02:57,295 --> 01:03:00,211 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE? 1623 01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,821 I LOST MY LIGHTER. 1624 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:04,824 NO, NO, NO, I HAVE IT. 1625 01:03:06,434 --> 01:03:08,872 HERE YOU GO. 1626 01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:22,537 I DID NOT TOUCH HER. 1627 01:03:24,017 --> 01:03:27,020 WHAT'S MY HOROSCOPE? 1628 01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:29,762 YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 1629 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:30,632 THANK YOU. 1630 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:32,112 YOU'RE THE BEST MANAGER 1631 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:34,419 A BUM LIKE ME COULD'VE EVER HOPED FOR, MITCH. 1632 01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:35,855 ALL RIGHT, STOP NOW. COME ON. 1633 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:37,335 WHO'S OUR FIRST GUEST? 1634 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:40,120 MATTHEW BRODERICK. 1635 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,603 DON'T START. 1636 01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:46,300 HE'S A FINE ACTOR, 1637 01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:48,259 A FINE ACTOR. 1638 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,739 IT'LL BE FINE. YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 1639 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:51,784 THANK YOU. 1640 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:52,916 OK, CAN WE GO, CAN WE GO? CAN WE GO? 1641 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:56,615 MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LITTLE PROTECTOR? 1642 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,051 ARTHUR? YEAH. 1643 01:03:58,095 --> 01:03:59,270 HE LEFT. 1644 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:00,271 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE LEFT? 1645 01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:02,577 LEFT, GONE. THEY NEVER COME BACK. 1646 01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,231 OH, MY GOD... 1647 01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,624 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH THIS GUY? 1648 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:06,886 GIVE ME ANOTHER CIGARETTE. 1649 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,670 NO! MOM, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME. 1650 01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:10,847 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM? NO, NO! 1651 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,805 WHERE? HERE? 1652 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,719 NO. WHERE! 1653 01:04:13,762 --> 01:04:16,940 IN THE PARK. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1654 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,507 MOM, YOU COULD'VE BEEN MURDERED. 1655 01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:20,987 LINDA, YOU COULD HAVE AIDS. 1656 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,077 OH, STOP IT, WILL YOU? ARTHUR WAS GOOD. 1657 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:25,078 WE USED A GLOVE. 1658 01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:27,515 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 1659 01:04:27,559 --> 01:04:28,865 A GLOVE? 1660 01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:32,085 OK. 1661 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:33,434 AHEM. 1662 01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,045 YEAH. 1663 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:38,004 STARBURSTS. 1664 01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:41,660 UH...LOTS OF 'EM. 1665 01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:45,272 OVER AND OUT. 1666 01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:57,328 OK, AROUND 4:00 OR 5:00. 1667 01:04:57,371 --> 01:05:00,070 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 1668 01:05:03,334 --> 01:05:04,944 Cindy: EVERYTHING COOL? 1669 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:07,599 YEAH. 1670 01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,168 HEY, MOM, YOU WANT A BAGEL? 1671 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,996 NO, HONEY. 1672 01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:14,780 YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD RUN OVER 1673 01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:18,436 TO ST. PAUL'S BEFORE I MISS OUT ON GRUB. 1674 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:22,570 HEH. NOBODY SAYS GRUB ANYMORE, MOM. 1675 01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:25,269 WHAT IS GRUB? 1676 01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:33,103 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 1677 01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:35,105 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1678 01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:37,803 DID YOU REALLY BLOW THAT HOOKER? 1679 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:38,978 NO. NO? 1680 01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,284 NO. NO? 1681 01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,026 NO! YOU WOULD BELIEVE THAT I WOULD DO THAT? 1682 01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,723 NO, I DID NOT, I DID NOT, 1683 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:47,030 I DID NOT BLOW HER, AND SHE DID NOT BLOW ME. 1684 01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,989 WE DIDN'T BLOW EACH OTHER. NO BLOWING. 1685 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:53,427 SHE WAS-- NO, I DON'T DO THAT. 1686 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,863 I'M NOT LIKE THAT. 1687 01:05:54,907 --> 01:05:56,082 OK. UGH. 1688 01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,040 GOOD MAN. 1689 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,129 ALL RIGHT, HERE. I GOT THE STUFF. 1690 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:00,913 OH, YEAH. GOT THE STUFF. 1691 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,524 DID I COME THROUGH?THANKS. 1692 01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,962 DID YOU EVER SEE BAG THAT BIG OF THAT STUFF? 1693 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,615 LOOK, UH... 1694 01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:11,271 THERE'S SOMEBODY THAT I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY HELLO TO. 1695 01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:14,448 COME ON, KEITH. I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND. 1696 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:16,624 JUST--JUST FOR A SECOND. 1697 01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:17,886 IT'D BE A BIG THRILL. 1698 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:20,628 I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, I HATE IT, I HATE IT. 1699 01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,804 THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS, THEY SAY THE SAME THING. 1700 01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:25,111 "IT'S JUST THIS ONE PERSON." 1701 01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:26,069 BOB, COME ON! 1702 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,766 "IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO THEM." 1703 01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:29,376 ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON. 1704 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:33,554 YEAH, OK, GREAT. HOLD ON. 1705 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:35,992 UGH. 1706 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:44,913 BOBBY BISHOP... BOBBY BISHOP. 1707 01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,089 HOW YOU DOING? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1708 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:47,394 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1709 01:06:47,438 --> 01:06:48,656 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1710 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,094 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1711 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,444 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1712 01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:54,923 I'M BOBBY BISHOP. 1713 01:06:54,967 --> 01:06:56,490 I'M BOBBY BISHOP. 1714 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,188 WHO IS THIS GUY?WHO IS THIS GUY? 1715 01:06:58,231 --> 01:06:59,928 I DON'T GET IT.I DON'T GET IT. 1716 01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:02,801 HE THINKS HE'S YOU. SAY HI. 1717 01:07:02,844 --> 01:07:05,195 OH, I SEE. HE THINKS HE'S ME. 1718 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,153 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. 1719 01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:08,676 CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT. 1720 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,287 ANYWAY, NICE TO MEET YOU. BOBBY BISHOP. 1721 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,853 NICE TO MEET YOU.NICE TO MEET YOU. 1722 01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,029 THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SHOW. 1723 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:16,162 CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT. 1724 01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:17,642 CUT IT OUT.CUT IT OUT. 1725 01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:19,992 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH, I GET IT, I GET IT. 1726 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,125 I SAID I GOT IT. KEITH? 1727 01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,169 KEITH? 1728 01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:27,782 OK, WE MET. GOOD-BYE. WHUU! WHUU! 1729 01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:31,047 AHH! GET RID OF HIM.GET RID OF HIM. 1730 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,396 GET HIM OUT OF HERE.GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1731 01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:34,572 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1732 01:07:34,615 --> 01:07:35,660 CUT IT OUT! CUT IT OUT. 1733 01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:37,270 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. I GET THE JOKE. 1734 01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,751 GO, GO AWAY! 1735 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,057 THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT, THANK YOU. 1736 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:44,016 KEITH, GET HIM OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, 1737 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,411 YOU FUCKING NUT. HEH HEH. 1738 01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:51,241 KEITH, I MEAN, COME ON. THANK YOU. 1739 01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:53,982 WHAT WAS THAT? SOME WACKO? THANK YOU. 1740 01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:56,159 OK, THE GUY'S A FUCKING NUT. 1741 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,596 NO. NOOO! 1742 01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,337 NO! NO WAY! 1743 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,469 NO FUCKING WAY! 1744 01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:04,906 WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING? 1745 01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:07,039 LILY, YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT. 1746 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:10,825 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT, BUT YOU ARE. 1747 01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:13,480 OK. HOW ARE MY EYES? 1748 01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:15,308 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1749 01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,440 THEY'RE FINE. 1750 01:08:16,483 --> 01:08:19,921 HERE, BLOW YOUR NOSE. 1751 01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:24,535 OK. OK. 1752 01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:26,580 I'M--I'M GONNA GO SEE KEITH. 1753 01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:27,625 OK, I'LL WAIT. 1754 01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:29,714 I DON'T CARE IF HIS DOG IS MISSING. 1755 01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:30,758 WHAT DO I CARE? HEY, LISTEN, 1756 01:08:30,802 --> 01:08:32,586 HE PROMISED TO DO THE SHOW, 1757 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,459 HE IS DOING THE FUCKING SHOW! 1758 01:08:35,502 --> 01:08:36,721 NO. 1759 01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,724 NO. I DON'T CARE IF HIS DOG IS DEAD. 1760 01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,812 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1761 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:42,074 "I'M GAY. I'M GAY." 1762 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,641 AND HE'S GOT LIPSTICK ON AND THE WHOLE THING, 1763 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:45,121 AND IT WAS MARK, IT WAS HIM. 1764 01:08:45,164 --> 01:08:46,731 "I'M GAY?" 1765 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:47,819 LILY'S DATING GAY. 1766 01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:50,126 THE LITTLE ONE LOVED ME. MARK HATED ME. 1767 01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:52,606 WOOF. REAL GAY. 1768 01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:55,043 HEY, KEITH, YOUR SISTER'S HERE. 1769 01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:56,697 WOOF! 1770 01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,699 KEITH, I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT HERE. 1771 01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:02,399 RIGHT. YES. 1772 01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,966 BRING HER IN. 1773 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,759 EXCUSE ME. THAT'S MY GUY. 1774 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,937 BOBBY. YOU WATCH TELEVISION? 1775 01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:26,292 DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION? THAT'S MY--THAT'S BOBBY BISHOP. 1776 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:28,251 LATE NIGHT WITH-- MM-HMM. 1777 01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:30,644 DO YOU DO FILM? BECAUSE YOU HAVE 1778 01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,951 A BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE TO YOUR FACE. 1779 01:09:32,994 --> 01:09:35,171 A STRUC-- 1780 01:09:35,214 --> 01:09:36,607 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1781 01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:37,434 YOU--YOU-- 1782 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:41,742 JUST...GET OUT OF MY FACE. 1783 01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,135 [MUTTERS] ASSHOLE. 1784 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,441 HEY, GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 1785 01:09:44,484 --> 01:09:46,660 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE, YOU KNOW, CONVERSATION. 1786 01:09:46,704 --> 01:09:48,836 GO FUCK--GO FUCK YOURSELF. 1787 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,664 I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. 1788 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,318 WHEN WAS HE HERE? 1789 01:09:52,362 --> 01:09:53,885 THE OTHER DAY. 1790 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:57,062 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM. 1791 01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,545 DID YOU SEE THE PAPER? YEAH. 1792 01:10:01,588 --> 01:10:04,504 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 1793 01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:07,855 LOOK, LILY... 1794 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,596 HE DIDN'T DO THAT. 1795 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,859 WHAT? THE PAPER. 1796 01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,166 LILY, HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 1797 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,820 I DON'T KNOW THAT. 1798 01:10:15,863 --> 01:10:17,256 LOOK, HE'S CRAZY, 1799 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,085 BUT I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SIGN. 1800 01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:23,480 NO, HAVING A BREAKDOWN ON TV IS NOT A SIGN. 1801 01:10:23,523 --> 01:10:25,743 LILY... HMM? 1802 01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:26,874 HE LOVES YOU. 1803 01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:28,789 NO, HE LOVES BOBBY. 1804 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,705 NO, HE LOVES YOU. 1805 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,578 AND YOU LOVE HIM. 1806 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:36,797 I CAN SEE IT. 1807 01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:37,798 YOU CANNOT. 1808 01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:39,844 LILY, BOBBY'S BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS, 1809 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:43,239 AND YOU LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 1810 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:45,850 I DO? 1811 01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:48,244 YOUR EYES, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS, 1812 01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:50,376 THEY SPARKLE. 1813 01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:54,075 YOU DESERVE TO BE LOVED, LILY. 1814 01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:57,557 REALLY LOVED. 1815 01:11:00,473 --> 01:11:02,954 I DON'T KNOW. 1816 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:06,479 I DON'T KNOW. 1817 01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:07,393 I'M OUT THERE, 1818 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:10,788 AND IT IS WEIRD, AND IT'S HARD. 1819 01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:11,658 I KNOW. 1820 01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:13,486 NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T KNOW. 1821 01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:16,184 I REMEMBER. 1822 01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:18,535 BOBBY'S OUT THERE. 1823 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,885 NO, NO, NO, BOBBY IS NOT OUT THERE. 1824 01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:22,756 BOBBY IS IN TV LAND. 1825 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,237 I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE. 1826 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:28,501 I DON'T HAVE--I CAN'T... 1827 01:11:28,545 --> 01:11:30,198 RUN A REPEAT OF LAST TUESDAY 1828 01:11:30,242 --> 01:11:31,461 IF I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ONE. 1829 01:11:31,504 --> 01:11:33,985 I DON'T HAVE SHRINKS, I DON'T HAVE HANDLERS. 1830 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,334 I CAN'T GO SEARCHING FOR SOME GIRL 1831 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,293 THAT I USED TO KNOW OUT OF THE BLUE. 1832 01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:39,643 I MEAN, I'M ALONE. 1833 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:41,209 I WORRY ABOUT ME. 1834 01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:46,258 AND BETWEEN YOU AND LINDA AND MARK... 1835 01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:52,873 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOBBY BISHOP. 1836 01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:57,138 GOD. 1837 01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:58,183 I'M SORRY. 1838 01:11:58,226 --> 01:12:01,273 NO, DON'T BE SORRY, DON'T BE SORRY. 1839 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,059 JUST PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT IT'S EASY. 1840 01:12:05,103 --> 01:12:06,060 OK? 1841 01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:08,411 AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, MORON. 1842 01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:10,151 I SHOULD TAKE YOUR STARBURSTS BACK. 1843 01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:11,327 NO, NO! 1844 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:12,371 LILY, LILY! 1845 01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:13,938 NO, NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK BOTH OF YOU. 1846 01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:16,201 KEITH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT WITH YOU. 1847 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:18,595 YOU, I MEAN IT! FUCK YOU! 1848 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:19,726 HEY, LILY. 1849 01:12:19,770 --> 01:12:21,902 NO, NO, SEE, I'M NOT SOME HOLLYWOOD DIVA. 1850 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:22,860 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1851 01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:24,731 I'M A REAL FUCKING PERSON. 1852 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:25,993 I DO MY OWN HAIR! 1853 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:26,994 I LIKE YOUR HAIR. 1854 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:29,040 YEAH, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. YOU-- 1855 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,520 STOP IT! 1856 01:12:30,563 --> 01:12:34,132 THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN IT! 1857 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,526 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 1858 01:12:36,569 --> 01:12:40,617 I DON'T THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME. 1859 01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:44,795 SHE LOOKS GOOD. SHE LOOKED GOOD. 1860 01:12:44,838 --> 01:12:46,144 LET'S GO. WHAT'S WRONG? 1861 01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,188 I JUST GOT AMBUSHED. 1862 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,974 OH, DON'T READ THE PAPER TODAY. 1863 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,727 SHIT! 1864 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:06,991 UGH! 1865 01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:10,864 KITTEN? WHAT HAPPENED? 1866 01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:13,258 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! DAMN. 1867 01:13:13,301 --> 01:13:14,781 I JUST BANGED MY HEAD. 1868 01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,479 LET'S GO DO THE SHOW. 1869 01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,612 LET'S DO THE SHOW. 1870 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:25,923 THERE YOU GO. YES, SIR! 1871 01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:27,881 WOW, WOW, WOW! 1872 01:13:27,925 --> 01:13:29,840 LOOK AT THIS! 1873 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:32,408 KILLER! REBIRTH! 1874 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:38,501 IT'S JUST TV, MITCH. 1875 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:39,850 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1876 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:44,898 I'M TALKING ABOUT TV. I'M TALKING ABOUT BIG SHOW! 1877 01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:48,772 WHAT HAPPENED TO BRODERICK'S DOG? 1878 01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:50,948 BRODERICK'S DOG. THAT'S IMPORTANT. 1879 01:13:50,991 --> 01:13:52,471 TO ME. I'M ON THAT. 1880 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:53,864 GET ON IT, MITCH. 1881 01:13:53,907 --> 01:13:56,083 I'M-- 1882 01:13:57,955 --> 01:14:01,001 WHERE YOU GOING NOW, KILLER? 1883 01:14:04,352 --> 01:14:06,224 HI, LINDA. 1884 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:09,140 HIYA, HONEY. 1885 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,145 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1886 01:14:14,188 --> 01:14:16,843 YEAH. 1887 01:14:16,887 --> 01:14:19,193 HOW'S THE VIBE? 1888 01:14:19,237 --> 01:14:20,847 NOT TOO BAD. 1889 01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,675 GOOD. 1890 01:14:22,719 --> 01:14:24,460 GOOD. 1891 01:14:24,503 --> 01:14:26,026 LISTEN, KEITH, 1892 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:29,073 I DON'T WANT... 1893 01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:30,857 WHAT? 1894 01:14:30,901 --> 01:14:32,946 TO CRAMP YOUR STYLE. 1895 01:14:32,990 --> 01:14:37,081 HEH! YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRAMP MY STYLE. 1896 01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:40,737 WELL, YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1897 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,740 MOM, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1898 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,916 OH, I'M SORRY. YEAH. 1899 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:47,657 YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND. 1900 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:51,748 MOM, I DON'T HAVE A SPECIAL FRIEND. 1901 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,532 IT'S ONLY NATURAL, YOU KNOW, 1902 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,100 THAT A MOTHER WOULD WANT TO MEET 1903 01:14:56,143 --> 01:14:58,276 HER SON'S GAL. 1904 01:14:58,319 --> 01:14:59,756 AND I'M SURE THIS-- 1905 01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:02,454 THIS LITTLE SARAH JESSICA WOULD LIKE TO MEET 1906 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,152 THE MOTHER OF HER BEAU. 1907 01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:07,938 MOM... 1908 01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:14,031 SARAH JESSICA AND I... 1909 01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:15,380 BROKE UP. 1910 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:18,252 OH, HONEY. 1911 01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:22,256 SHE GAVE YOU THE GATE? 1912 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,390 WHAT'S THE GATE? 1913 01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:29,220 MY BABY'S GROWING UP. 1914 01:15:30,395 --> 01:15:31,788 LISTEN, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 1915 01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:33,050 IT'S NOT A BIG PROBLEM... 1916 01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:34,921 CAN YOU KEEP RUBBING? 1917 01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:35,922 IT'S A TALENT THING. 1918 01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:37,533 ALL RIGHT? YOU WITH ME? 1919 01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:39,491 YEAH, I HEARD YOU. OK, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 1920 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,797 WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 1921 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,234 DON'T ASK QUESTION NUMBER 3 TO GUEST NUMBER 1. 1922 01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:44,235 WHO'S GUEST NUMBER 1? 1923 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,584 BRODERICK.AND WHAT'S NUMBER 3? 1924 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,934 HAL LINDEN. NOT WHO'S NUMBER 3. 1925 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:49,196 WHAT'S THE QUESTION NUMBER 3? 1926 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,371 YEAH, FOR NUMBER 1. 1927 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,982 WHAT'S THE QUESTION NUMBER 3 FOR NUMBER 1? 1928 01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:53,766 HOW'S YOUR DOG?HOW'S YOUR DOG? 1929 01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:55,768 WHAT? OH, I GET WHAT YOU MEAN. 1930 01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:57,030 DON'T--DON'T ASK--OK. 1931 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,162 HOW'S YOUR DOG? 1932 01:15:58,205 --> 01:15:59,816 PEOPLE LOVE CELEBRITY PETS, YOU SEE. 1933 01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:02,079 THAT'S ALL OF IT? 1934 01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,254 THAT'S ALL OF IT. 1935 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,604 THAT'S A HELL OF A PRICE TO PAY FOR A DOG. 1936 01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:06,997 WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME IT? 1937 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,521 IT TOTALLY DEPENDS ON ITS PERSONALITY. 1938 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,522 WE'RE NOT GETTING A PUPPY. 1939 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,176 I'M SURE IT ALREADY HAS A NAME. 1940 01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:14,221 WELL, YOU CAN'T GIVE IT ANOTHER NAME. 1941 01:16:14,265 --> 01:16:15,005 IT'LL GET CONFUSED. 1942 01:16:15,048 --> 01:16:16,354 WE MIGHT LIKE ITS NAME. 1943 01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:19,836 WE'RE NOT NAMING, WE'RE NAPPING. 1944 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:21,620 DOGNAPPING. 1945 01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:25,493 EXACTLY. 1946 01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:27,495 EXACTLY. 1947 01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:28,627 DID YOU FIND THE DOG YET? 1948 01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:31,761 IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE CAN'T--IT'S GONE. 1949 01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:35,373 OK, FINE. I WON'T ASK HIM THE QUESTION. 1950 01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,374 GOOD. 1951 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,941 DON'T ASK HIM, "HOW'S YOUR DOG?" 1952 01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:39,638 PLEASE. FIND HIS DOG. 1953 01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:41,640 PUT UP SIGNS, DO SOMETHING. 1954 01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:42,728 I'M WORKING ON IT. 1955 01:16:42,772 --> 01:16:43,816 YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE WORKING ON IT. 1956 01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:46,123 YOU WANT MAKEUP BACK IN HERE? MAKEUP! 1957 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,515 SEND HER IN, SEND HER IN. 1958 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,865 OK, ALL RIGHT. OK. 1959 01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,736 "HEY, MATTHEW, HOW'S YOUR DOG?" 1960 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:51,737 NO, NO, NO. 1961 01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:53,696 JUST KIDDING, MITCH, JUST KIDDING. 1962 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:55,088 LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD. TAKE CARE OF HIM. 1963 01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:58,570 MITCH, YOU KNOW I GOT THAT POUNDING FEELING AGAIN. 1964 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,791 ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. 1965 01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:05,577 [TV PLAYING] 1966 01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:09,755 HERE YOU GO, ANGY. NICE AND TOASTY. 1967 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:13,672 THESE ARE DELICIOUS BAGELS, MRS. CHARLES. 1968 01:17:13,716 --> 01:17:14,586 THANK YOU. 1969 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,196 Angy, Keith, Nathan: THANK YOU. 1970 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,198 YOU'RE WELCOME, BOYS. 1971 01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:19,678 SEE, I PUT THE BUTTER ON 1972 01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:21,724 BEFORE I TOAST THEM. 1973 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,682 SCRUMPTIOUS. 1974 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:25,684 I'M GONNA GO GET A DIET PEPSI. 1975 01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:28,469 CAN I GET ANYBODY ANYTHING? 1976 01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,646 UH-UH. 1977 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:40,046 [DOG BARKS] 1978 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:51,449 EASY, EASY, EASY. 1979 01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:57,803 Woman on P.A.: 2 MINUTES TO SHOWTIME. 1980 01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,675 GOING LIVE IN 2 MINUTES. 1981 01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:02,939 BAND, CREW, AND TALENT, TAKE YOUR PLACES. 1982 01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:05,681 ALMOST TIME. 1983 01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:07,857 YOU WANT TO WATCH? 1984 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:10,729 WHY DO THEY CALL IT MIDNIGHT WITH BOBBY BISHOP 1985 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:13,166 WHEN IT COMES ON AT 11:30? 1986 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,864 IT'S CUTE. 1987 01:18:14,907 --> 01:18:18,128 HEY, RONNIE! 1988 01:18:18,171 --> 01:18:19,303 SCUMBAG. 1989 01:18:19,346 --> 01:18:21,784 OH, COME ON, RON, WHITE FLAG, WHITE FLAG. 1990 01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:24,525 YOUR BOY BETTER BE GOOD. I BROUGHT MY GUN. 1991 01:18:24,569 --> 01:18:26,353 AND NO DOG, OR WE'RE GONE. 1992 01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:29,008 HMM. 1993 01:18:29,052 --> 01:18:30,183 RUFF. 1994 01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:34,144 Announcer: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1995 01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:37,887 LIVE, IT'S MIDNIGHT WITH NEW YORK CITY'S 1996 01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:39,192 FAVORITE JOHN... 1997 01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:42,195 BOBBY BISHOP! 1998 01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:45,024 [CHEERING] 1999 01:18:45,068 --> 01:18:46,722 KEVIN MOSS. 2000 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,027 CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU? 2001 01:18:48,071 --> 01:18:50,160 BOBBY'S ON. 2002 01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:52,553 GOT HIM. 2003 01:18:52,597 --> 01:18:54,860 OH! 2004 01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:04,261 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2005 01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:06,654 NOTHING. 2006 01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:08,787 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 2007 01:19:08,831 --> 01:19:10,746 OH... 2008 01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,965 MOM, THIS IS MY FRIEND BARRY. 2009 01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,662 WE'RE GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 2010 01:19:14,706 --> 01:19:16,490 NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. CHARLES. 2011 01:19:16,534 --> 01:19:18,014 HELLO, BARRY. 2012 01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:21,626 WELL, DON'T YOU BOYS STAY OUT TOO LATE, NOW. 2013 01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:22,627 WE WON'T. 2014 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:24,107 YOU PROMISE ME. 2015 01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:26,587 I PROMISE. 2016 01:19:36,075 --> 01:19:38,512 FEEL THIS. 2017 01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:41,864 Announcer: AND HERE HE IS, 2018 01:19:41,907 --> 01:19:44,605 BOBBY BISHOP! 2019 01:19:44,649 --> 01:19:48,261 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2020 01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:54,790 Audience, chanting: BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY! BOBBY! 2021 01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:09,369 NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN THE SHOW, 2022 01:20:09,413 --> 01:20:11,154 FIRST OFF, RIGHT AWAY, 2023 01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:14,505 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 2024 01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:16,333 UH... 2025 01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:19,292 I NEVER GOT A BLOW JOB FROM THAT HOOKER. 2026 01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:20,163 WHAT HE SAY? 2027 01:20:20,206 --> 01:20:21,817 HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT. 2028 01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:22,992 NO BLOW JOB. 2029 01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,428 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID. 2030 01:20:24,471 --> 01:20:26,386 YOU CAN'T SAY BLOW JOB ON TV. 2031 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:28,084 WHY WOULD I SAY THAT? 2032 01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:30,738 THIS... 2033 01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:31,739 RIGHT HERE... 2034 01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:35,569 THIS IS NOT LIVING. 2035 01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:37,441 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 2036 01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:41,575 I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE 2037 01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:43,882 WITH SOMEBODY, 2038 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:46,015 NOT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS 2039 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,886 WHO WAITED IN LINE FOR HOURS 2040 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:51,107 TO SEE THIS STUPID FUCKING TALK SHOW. 2041 01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:54,980 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 2042 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:59,942 MY WHOLE LIFE, THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. 2043 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:02,683 TO BE RIGHT HERE 2044 01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:05,469 IN THIS SPOT, IN FRONT OF THIS AUDIENCE, 2045 01:21:05,512 --> 01:21:07,775 ON THIS SHOW, 2046 01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:09,821 WITH MY THEME SONG. 2047 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:13,346 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED. 2048 01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:15,566 BECAUSE I THOUGHT WHEN I GOT HERE 2049 01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:19,526 THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK. 2050 01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:22,790 I WOULD BE HAPPY. 2051 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:25,358 THIS WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY. 2052 01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:28,971 AND ONCE I GOT HERE... 2053 01:21:29,014 --> 01:21:32,626 I WOULD BE ABLE TO START LIVING. 2054 01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:35,760 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 2055 01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:42,636 BUT I WASTED MY LIFE. 2056 01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:49,165 I HAD SOMEBODY WHO ADORED ME, 2057 01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:51,602 AND SHE WAS THE GREATEST AUDIENCE 2058 01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:54,257 IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 2059 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:57,260 AND WE DIDN'T NEED ANY APPLAUSE SIGN 2060 01:21:57,303 --> 01:21:59,697 TO BE HAPPY. 2061 01:22:05,572 --> 01:22:06,922 OK. 2062 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,793 I REALIZE THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 2063 01:22:08,836 --> 01:22:12,449 THIS IS NOT FUNNY FOR ANYBODY. 2064 01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:15,539 I'M NOT BEING FUNNY. 2065 01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:19,543 I'M NOT THAT FUNNY. 2066 01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:26,332 I'M JUST A GUY. 2067 01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:28,944 I'M JUST A GUY. 2068 01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:31,816 JUST A SIMPLE GUY. 2069 01:22:33,818 --> 01:22:37,430 AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2070 01:22:37,474 --> 01:22:40,085 FUCK THE NETWORK. 2071 01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:43,959 FUCK ALL THE RATINGS. 2072 01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:46,483 AND FUCK YOU. 2073 01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:51,662 MY NAME IS KEVIN. 2074 01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:53,751 I'M KEVIN. 2075 01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:54,970 UH... 2076 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,928 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2077 01:22:56,972 --> 01:23:00,888 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS] 2078 01:23:02,586 --> 01:23:04,196 WE'RE OUTTA HERE. 2079 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,766 WHAT A CRAZY TALK SHOW. 2080 01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:28,394 Nathan: FUCK THE NETWORK! I'M NOT BOBBY, I'M KEVIN. 2081 01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:31,093 I'M EMPTY, I'M KEVIN, I'M KEVIN! NO MORE SHOW! 2082 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,660 I'M KEVIN. NICE TO MEET ME, NICE TO MEET ME. 2083 01:23:33,704 --> 01:23:34,922 I'M KEVIN, I'M KEVIN! 2084 01:23:34,966 --> 01:23:36,837 FUCK THE NETWORK! FUCK YOU! 2085 01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,971 I'M KEVIN, I'M KEVIN! 2086 01:23:48,719 --> 01:23:52,070 LITTLE KEVIN MOSS, ALL GROWN UP. 2087 01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:54,290 HEH HEH HEH! 2088 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:58,076 OH, KEVIN, YOU GOT SO HAIRY. 2089 01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,210 OW, OW, OW! THAT HURT! 2090 01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:02,907 DID YOU GET IT? 2091 01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:05,083 ARE YOU FU--NO, I DIDN'T GET IT. 2092 01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:05,953 GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. 2093 01:24:05,997 --> 01:24:07,303 OF COURSE I FUCKING GOT-- 2094 01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:08,478 WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS JUST DOING? 2095 01:24:08,521 --> 01:24:10,349 YOU KNOW, THE DOG TOOK A SHIT IN THE CAR. 2096 01:24:10,393 --> 01:24:14,092 THE DOG TOOK A SHIT IN THE CAR? WELL-- 2097 01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:15,485 FINE! WHO-- 2098 01:24:15,528 --> 01:24:18,270 OK, OK, OK. CAN WE GO RIGHT NOW? 2099 01:24:18,314 --> 01:24:20,794 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? 2100 01:24:20,838 --> 01:24:23,101 THANK YOU. 2101 01:24:25,843 --> 01:24:27,627 HEY! 2102 01:24:27,671 --> 01:24:29,542 HEY, HEY! 2103 01:24:29,586 --> 01:24:31,936 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT! 2104 01:24:31,979 --> 01:24:34,156 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 2105 01:24:35,026 --> 01:24:37,550 HEY. 2106 01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:39,552 HEY. 2107 01:24:44,775 --> 01:24:46,081 ROCKEFELLER CENTER. 2108 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:49,214 UH, 83rd AND COLUMBUS 2109 01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:51,390 AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 2110 01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:53,349 BIG TIP, BIG TIP, BIG TIP. 2111 01:24:53,392 --> 01:24:56,134 YES, YES, YES! 2112 01:24:56,178 --> 01:24:58,310 YOU'RE THE BIG GIRL! 2113 01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:00,182 YES, YOU ARE! 2114 01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:02,097 WHO'S A CUTE PUPPY? 2115 01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:04,229 GO, GO! NO, NO! 2116 01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,450 THANK YOU. 2117 01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:09,147 โ™ช LILY, LILY, LILY 2118 01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:10,105 LILY? LILY! 2119 01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:13,020 LILY, LILY! WHERE'S LILY? 2120 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,718 YOUR SHOW IS AWFUL. 2121 01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,460 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2122 01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:19,288 CAN I SPEAK TO LILY, PLEASE? 2123 01:25:19,331 --> 01:25:21,116 SHE WENT TO FIND YOU. 2124 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:22,465 SHE WENT TO FIND ME? 2125 01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:23,466 GO! 2126 01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:24,902 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 2127 01:25:24,945 --> 01:25:28,297 GO! THANK YOU. 2128 01:25:30,342 --> 01:25:33,302 WHERE'S BOBBY?UH...LENA? 2129 01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,825 LILY. LILY, LILY! 2130 01:25:34,868 --> 01:25:36,522 YEAH, HE'S NOT HERE. HE, UH... 2131 01:25:36,566 --> 01:25:39,743 HE WENT. HE WENT TO FIND YOU. 2132 01:25:42,572 --> 01:25:43,399 LOT OF TEETH. 2133 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:46,489 GO AROUND THIS GUY. 2134 01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:49,492 OK, 83rd AND COLUMBUS. 2135 01:25:49,535 --> 01:25:51,929 [DOG BARKS]KEITH, HURRY UP! 2136 01:25:51,972 --> 01:25:54,497 I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB! 2137 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:55,976 KEITH! 2138 01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,500 WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE? 2139 01:25:57,543 --> 01:25:58,762 THIS IS A VERY UPSET DOG. 2140 01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:00,067 COME ON, THAT THING IS MAKING A TON OF NOISE. 2141 01:26:00,111 --> 01:26:02,374 I KNOW THIS, BARRY. GET IT TOGETHER. 2142 01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:05,116 I'M SORRY.IT'S OK, IT'S OK. 2143 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,162 OK, NOW GET LOUIS STARTED ON THE RANSOM NOTE. 2144 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:10,121 BRING BACK A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER, CREAMY. GO! 2145 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,514 OH, SHIT! 2146 01:26:11,557 --> 01:26:13,472 BOYS? BOYS... 2147 01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:16,954 WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE? 2148 01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:18,999 HEY, MOM. 2149 01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:23,439 KEITH, I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 2150 01:26:24,483 --> 01:26:26,398 WHOA! JESUS! 2151 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:31,098 [HORNS HONKING] 2152 01:26:32,622 --> 01:26:34,580 JESUS, THAT WAS FUCKING CLOSE! 2153 01:26:34,624 --> 01:26:35,842 SHOULD WE STOP? 2154 01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:37,714 NO, NO, NO! FUCKING--OH, FUCKING CAB DRIVERS! 2155 01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,672 GOD DAMN IT! 2156 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:59,649 [CAB DRIVERS SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER] 2157 01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:08,527 BOBBY! 2158 01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:11,400 THANK YOU. THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SHOW. 2159 01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:13,402 BOBBY! 2160 01:27:13,445 --> 01:27:15,752 KEVIN! 2161 01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:21,323 HEY! 2162 01:27:21,366 --> 01:27:24,282 HEY, YOU OK? 2163 01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:27,503 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S LIKE IT'S STUCK. 2164 01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:42,126 HELLO. HI. 2165 01:27:42,169 --> 01:27:44,998 UM, I NEED TO SPEAK TO A, UH, 2166 01:27:45,042 --> 01:27:48,088 CRAZY PERSON YOU HAVE HERE NAMED NATHAN. 2167 01:27:48,132 --> 01:27:49,176 NATHAN. 2168 01:27:49,220 --> 01:27:50,308 NATHAN, YES. 2169 01:27:50,352 --> 01:27:53,311 NATHAN. OK. 2170 01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,530 THIS WAY. 2171 01:27:54,573 --> 01:27:56,314 THANK YOU. 2172 01:27:56,358 --> 01:27:58,229 DID YOU SEE THE SHOW? 2173 01:27:58,273 --> 01:27:59,839 DID YOU SEE IT? 2174 01:27:59,883 --> 01:28:01,188 SORRY, I MISSED IT. 2175 01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:02,929 OH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SHOW? 2176 01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:03,930 NO. 2177 01:28:03,974 --> 01:28:05,671 LILY... WHAT 2178 01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,804 I SAID THINGS TO YOU ON THE SHOW. 2179 01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:09,414 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 2180 01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:11,503 THINGS. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT NOW. 2181 01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:12,548 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 2182 01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:15,507 NICE THINGS. I SAID THINGS FOR YOU. 2183 01:28:15,551 --> 01:28:16,682 LIKE WHAT? 2184 01:28:16,726 --> 01:28:19,946 NICE THINGS. HOW COULD YOU MISS THE SHOW? 2185 01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:22,384 DID YOU SEE THE SHOW? 2186 01:28:22,427 --> 01:28:24,690 I SAW IT. 2187 01:28:24,734 --> 01:28:26,083 I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME AGAIN. 2188 01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:29,042 CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN, PLEASE? 2189 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,349 I CAN LIKE YOU A WHOLE BUNCH. 2190 01:28:31,393 --> 01:28:34,613 NO. CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN? 2191 01:28:36,615 --> 01:28:40,489 [SIRENS APPROACHING] 2192 01:28:46,582 --> 01:28:47,713 OK, NOW HERE'S THE DEAL. 2193 01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:49,802 WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU TO DO A MONOLOGUE. 2194 01:28:49,846 --> 01:28:51,978 YOU THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER A MONOLOGUE? 2195 01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,371 YEAH? YEAH. 2196 01:28:53,415 --> 01:28:56,113 GOOD. GIVE HIM THE MONOLOGUE. 2197 01:28:56,156 --> 01:28:59,595 HEY, LISTEN TO ME. HEY, LISTEN TO ME. 2198 01:28:59,638 --> 01:29:01,466 OK, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2199 01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:03,250 I HAVE SEEN TALENT. 2200 01:29:03,294 --> 01:29:04,861 OK, THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY. LET'S GO. 2201 01:29:04,904 --> 01:29:07,429 YOU GOTTA GO SOMETHING WITH HIS HAIR. 2202 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:08,560 HIS HAIR SUCKS. 2203 01:29:08,604 --> 01:29:09,996 I THINK EARTH TONES. 2204 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:11,694 CAN SOMEONE GET THE DOOR, PLEASE? 2205 01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:16,829 COULD SOMEONE GET THE DOOR, PLEASE? JESUS CHRIST! 2206 01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:34,717 MMM. 2207 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:35,718 OH, BOBBY. 2208 01:29:35,761 --> 01:29:38,721 WHAT'D YOU CALL ME? 2209 01:29:38,764 --> 01:29:41,114 KEVIN. 2210 01:29:47,773 --> 01:29:51,473 LET'S JUST LOOK AT IT. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MUCH MONEY. 2211 01:29:51,516 --> 01:29:52,778 OH, OK, ALL RIGHT. 2212 01:29:52,822 --> 01:29:55,868 HOLD ON, JUST HOLD ON. 2213 01:29:59,002 --> 01:30:00,830 FINE. 2214 01:30:01,570 --> 01:30:03,398 OK. OK, OK, 2215 01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:06,749 OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. 2216 01:30:08,185 --> 01:30:09,752 Girlfriend: OH, LOOK. 2217 01:30:09,795 --> 01:30:11,057 OH, MY GOD. 2218 01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:11,971 TREATS. 2219 01:30:12,015 --> 01:30:13,233 OH, MY GOD. 2220 01:30:13,277 --> 01:30:14,757 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 2221 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,977 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. FUCK ME. 2222 01:30:18,021 --> 01:30:20,153 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2223 01:30:20,197 --> 01:30:24,506 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 134407

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