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Babysitting aliens
can be pretty intense.
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GwarGwar!
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(Kali yelling)
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(yelling, grunting)
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Whether you're helping
a GwarGwarian
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prepare for her combat final...
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(both yell)
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...washing Larqwan dust out
of your favorite windbreaker...
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(softly):
...or singing an aquatic lullaby
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to a fishboy who
can't fall asleep...
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(blowing bubbles)
(humming lullaby)
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(bubble blowing,
lullaby continues)
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It's a gig that pretty much
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keeps you busy 247.
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But it's all good.
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'Cause I'm Gabby Duran,
and I'm the...
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(yawns)
...best babysitter in the galaxy.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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♪
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Hey, Gabby.
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Jeez, Wes. You can't be
sneaking up on me like that.
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So, I notice your hair's
in a funny bun today,
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which means one of two things.
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You didn't get enough sleep,
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or you're trying
a new disheveled look.
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Fish Lou kept me up all night.
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Then I had to swing by
Fritz's before school.
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One of his androids went rogue,
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chugged a bottle of motor oil,
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and just started
punching everything.
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That's awesome.
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And honestly,
kind of terrifying.
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Hey, you still
coming over today?
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No can do, hombre .
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I got a Zagellian
to slime drain,
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then I gotta
feed the Vibrabird,
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before heading to
a new babysitting gig.
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(sighs)
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Uh, Gabby,
that's not your locker.
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It's the one next to it.
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Oh. My bad.
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Next to it the other way.
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Pssssh, yeah, I knew that.
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I was just goofin' on ya.
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You're so goofed right now.
(laughs)
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Wesley:
Hey, Gabby.
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Have you ever
thought about, like,
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taking a break?
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From what?
School?
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Wait. Can I do that?
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No. From babysitting aliens.
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It's a lot. (chuckles)
And no offense, but,
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you seem kinda tired.
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Wes, have you ever
felt the total rush
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and insane sense of purpose
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that comes with being
the only human in the entire galaxy
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chosen to babysit aliens?
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(sighs) Come on.
You know the answer to that question, Gabby.
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Why would you do me like that?
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Exactly! Not to mention,
it's the most fun
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and exhilarating thing ever.
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So, yeah, I may seem
kinda tired,
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but that doesn't mean
I'm gonna pull the Ebrake on the fun train.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go to class.
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Wesley:
Gabby, that's a
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Trust me, a break
is the last thing I need.
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Janitor's closet.
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Goof. Just a goof.
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You should see the goof
on your face right now.
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♪
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("William Tell Overture"
by Rossini playing)
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(squeaking)
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(beeps)
Thirtyfour seconds.
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Best time to date,
Henrietta.
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Hey, little Duran.
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Where's the big one?
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She said she'd help me
with some stupid homework
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the Orb gave me.
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Gabby's helping you
with homework?
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What subject?
Social not studies?
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Ha ha.
Epic roast, Liv.
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Ew. Why is that bear so small?
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Uh, she's a gerbil, and
her name is Henrietta.
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She's perfect.
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I'm putting her through this
timed obstacle course
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for a project in
my science class.
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But it's homework stuff,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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How dare you?
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And for the record,
your tiny bear looks slow.
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My Blurble could do
that thing way faster.
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Um, what on Earth
is a Blurble?
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This magnificent creature
right here is a Blurble.
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My Blurble.
His name is Jeremy, and he's like a son to me.
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Do something cool!
(Blurble squeaks)
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(both chittering)
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It looks like a creepy
stress ball.
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Oh, it's a creepy stress ball.
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Of perfection!
And like I said,
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it'd beat that scuzzy
trash bear of yours in a race any day.
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You can barge into my room.
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You can eat all of
my family's cheese
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How'd you know?
You reek of sharp cheddar.
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But you can never
insult my gerbil.
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I challenge you to a race.
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My beautiful, flawless gerbil
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against your fuzzy blood clot.
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Jeremy's gonna dunk
your gerbil in a soap bucket
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and mop the floor with it.
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And after that, we're gonna
eat a bunch more of your cheese.
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It's gonna be a great time.
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Oh, no. It's gonna
be a bad time.
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'Cause Henrietta and I,
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we bad. We real bad.
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You're goin' down.
(grunts)
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♪
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So, this is the basement,
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which I've turned into
my own personal workshop.
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I'm an inventor,
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which means I make
all sorts of inventions.
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(whirring)
Oh, watch your step.
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That's my Stomper Sucker
vacuum robot.
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It keeps the place clean.
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Wow. Looks like
it's doing a great job.
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Oh. Check it out.
I made this cool portal blaster
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that zaps things into
other dimensions.
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Okay, that is dope.
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Some people,
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my parents,
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say my inventions
are too dangerous.
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But I say they're wicked cool.
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Yeah, that (yawns)
That's very cool.
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Check it out. I make,
like, three or four versions
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of all my inventions
before they are perfect.
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Mm.
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Uh, are you all right?
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You look sleepier than
a Sazmorian snoozographer
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before her morning cup
of Yargs Bile.
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(giggles) Oh, you would
so get that joke
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if you were from my home planet.
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No, no. I'm fine.
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Just, just keep talking
about whatever you're... (yawns)
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talking about.
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(sighs)
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(distant sizzling)
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What'd I miss?
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(sizzling)
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Apparently, a lot.
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(sighs)
Principal Swift: You're exhausted,
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to the point of making
intolerable mistakes.
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Clearly, I've overworked you
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with all of these
babysitting assignments.
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Oh, come on, Swift.
I (yawns)
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I don't want to hear it.
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You literally fell asleep
on the job.
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I thought that was just
a human figure of speech.
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Okay, fine.
What's my punishment?
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Are you gonna walk me
through all the times
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you thought tennis balls
were fruit?
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(scoffs) Gabby,
this is not a joke.
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You need a break.
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For your own good.
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I hereby suspend you
from babysitting aliens.
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What?
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Wes, Wes, Wes,
Wessy Boy!
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Julius, two horchatas,
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and put it on that guy's tab.
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(clicks tongue)
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So, I take it you did not get
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that muchneeded rest
Swift ordered?
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(giggles)
Rest?
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(dishes clatter)
Rest is for the weak.
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Resting is what got me
in this babysitting ban in the first place.
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I've been up, man.
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My eyes are open.
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Maybe for the first time ever.
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I'm... happy for you?
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First, I stayed up all night
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calling all my
babysitting clients
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to see if they needed some
sort of offtherecord sitter.
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But then all of them said that
they shouldn't be talking to me,
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because Swift said
I needed to take a break.
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Can you believe that?
Yes!
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I can and do believe it.
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But then I got to thinking,
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I shouldn't be calling
my babysitting clients.
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They are not the issue.
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Swift is the issue, man.
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So that's why I spent
the rest of my night
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devising my
"Break the Take a Break Ban Plan."
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That's... got a nice ring to it.
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Right?
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(dishes, silverware clattering)
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Now, it involves both of us
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doing some pretty
out of character stuff,
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so, I'm gonna
need you to listen.
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First, we hide in Swift's bushes
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and wait for him to walk
to his car in the morning.
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Then, pop, pop, pop!
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We pop a bunch of balloons
in his face until he faints.
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Gabby!
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Then we take him to
the abandoned water plant
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behind the movie theater.
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We tie him up, and we do
what Swift hates most.
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We tickle him.
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Which is why I spent
the last part of my night making these.
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Tickle gloves!
(chuckles)
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We tickle him till he's forced
to let me babysit aliens again.
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(whimpers)
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So, what do you say,
Wessy Boy?
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You ready to sleep
in a bush, or what?
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Look, you know I'm always down
for crazy alien hijinks,
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but you need a break.
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What's with you guys wanting me
to take a break so bad?
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I'm Gabby D.
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Babysitting aliens
is my thang!
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Look, I'm trying to tell you
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what my gymnastics coach
told me my entire childhood.
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"You have zero balance."
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(sighs) There are other
things in life besides babysitting aliens.
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Okay, fine.
Even if I did take a break,
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what would I even do?
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First, get some sleep.
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(yawns)
And then, I don't know, maybe find a hobby?
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What'd you do in Miami
before you learned about aliens?
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I, uh, I did all sorts
of cool things.
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Like, um, I ate.
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I ate once.
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You ate once?
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(scoffs)
Fine!
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I'll take a "break."
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I'll get some "balance."
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00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,580
I'll do some of the things
I did in "Miami."
254
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:07,333
I won't like it,
but I'll try!
255
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,877
(crumpling)
256
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,671
She's fine.
257
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,506
Everything is fine.
258
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,341
(sighs)
I think.
259
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,096
Henrietta, the time has come.
260
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:24,350
Tonight, we put Jeremy's
snobby alien ego to bed
261
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,186
in a race for the ages.
262
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,189
A race to determine
which species is superior.
263
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,774
Human
Or alien!
264
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,193
No pressure,
Jeremy, but
265
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,903
you could live
a million lifetimes,
266
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,571
and this would be the most
important moment of all them.
267
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,364
(chitters softly)
268
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,784
Olivia:
You are the poster child of rodent greatness.
269
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,328
You're racing for every gerbil
270
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,205
who's ever doubted themselves.
271
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,373
Every alien sitting on
their home planet,
272
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,169
wondering which pet is
the true king of the cosmos.
273
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,087
Blurble?
Or gerbil?
274
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,547
Both:
Let's train!
275
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,466
(energetic music)
276
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,926
(beeps)
277
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,595
Not fast enough!
Again!
278
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,932
Racing burns a whole
lot of Blurble energy,
279
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,934
so you need to carboload.
280
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,019
♪ When it's timeto face the fire ♪
281
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,520
♪ We're walking on the wire ♪
282
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,022
Now get munching!
283
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,649
(chittering)
284
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,151
(squishing noises)
285
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,529
(coughs)
286
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,408
Form is everything, Henrietta.
287
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,160
Engage your core!
288
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,454
♪ 'Cause heroes never die ♪
See that?
289
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,540
That's what you need to do.
Be fast.
290
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,501
And also furious.
291
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,795
♪ Heroes never die ♪
Rrrrrrr!
292
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,047
(squeaking)
293
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,091
(beeps)
294
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,844
Both:
They don't stand a chance.
295
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,392
(imitating Wesley):
What'd you do when you were in Miami?
296
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,811
(scoffs) I did a ton of things.
297
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,063
I did all the things.
298
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,067
Like... cooking!
299
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,152
Oh, yeah.
300
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,155
Chef Gabby's in the house!
301
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,993
Whippin' up dat
Pabellon criollo.
302
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,998
Uhhuh... almost.
303
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,000
Aah!
304
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,919
(contented sigh)
305
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,337
Ugh.
306
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,172
This is nowhere near as fun
as babysitting aliens.
307
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,467
(thwacking)
308
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,802
(thunking)
(distant car alarm blares)
309
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,013
(thwacking)
310
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,848
(glass shatters)
(distant car alarm beeping)
311
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,892
Porch golf is pretty fun, but...
312
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,145
(sighs)
I'm still not getting what I need.
313
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,982
Let's see what I've got
in my old Miami stuff.
314
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,114
Hey, my old mix CDs.
315
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,244
Gabby, did you make this and
just leave it on the counter,
316
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,663
because I'm sorry,
I could not help myself.
317
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,748
(munching)
Mm.
318
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,085
Aw! You pulling out
your old mix CDs?
319
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,337
Yeah, I totally
forgot about these.
320
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,174
Dina:
You used to be obsessed with making playlists.
321
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,760
When everyone else
was streaming music,
322
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,802
you'd just say...
323
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,222
Both:
Gabby D's all about that '90s life!
324
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,058
(both laugh)
325
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,935
Gabby:
"Get Hyped"?
326
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,854
I used to listen to this
before basketball games.
327
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,272
Oh, I remember this one.
328
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,858
This one had some
hot tracks in here.
329
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,026
Ooh, mama likey.
330
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,445
Yeah. Come on.
331
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,364
Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
332
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,866
(sighs)
333
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,794
♪
334
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,052
Three... two... one.
335
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,428
(firing)
336
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,640
(laughs)
Oh, man.
337
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,351
Sending chicken nuggys
to an alternate dimension?
338
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,853
Subbing in for Gabby
is the best!
339
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,898
(laughs)
(cell phone vibrates)
340
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,858
You're on with Wescon 5.
341
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,653
Hey, Wes. You wanna
get schooled on making the perfect playlist?
342
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,446
(firing)
343
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,282
(chuckles)
344
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,700
Rooney (over phone):
If you think chicken nuggetsare fun,
345
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,662
wait till we get to pizza.
346
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,997
What's that in the background?
Are you babysitting without me?
347
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,500
Are you having fun?
Are you blasting frozen foods
348
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,626
into another dimension?
349
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,837
Yes! I mean, no.
350
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,421
I shouldn't be talking to you.
(phone beeps off)
351
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,760
Nah. I shouldn't go over there.
352
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,595
I'm supposed to stay right here.
353
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,764
Definitely not going.
354
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,685
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm going.
355
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:41,816
♪
356
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,782
Prepare to lose.
357
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,743
Only thing I lose at is losing.
358
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,996
That doesn't make any sense.
359
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,247
Orb:
All right, you two.
360
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,291
I want a good, clean race.
361
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,667
No cheating.
362
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,877
No
Yeah, right.
363
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,545
I don't need to cheat.
364
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,590
Henrietta is what we
in racing circles call
365
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,966
"a thoroughbred."
366
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,010
They should call her
"raisin bread,"
367
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,345
because she's terrible
and nobody likes her.
368
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,598
Well, Jeremy's about to
eat Henrietta's dust.
369
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,809
Good! Blurbles love to eat dust.
370
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,352
It makes them even faster.
371
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,813
(Olivia continues indistinctly)
Aah!
372
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,233
♪ I'm gonna hold you tight ♪
373
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,112
♪ I don't carehow long it takes ♪
374
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:31,490
♪ I can still hear your voice ♪
375
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,077
♪ Whispering I love you ♪
376
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:39,498
♪ Oh baby tonight ♪
377
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,791
Jeremy's so slow,
378
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,711
he tried to cross the street
and he got a parking ticket.
379
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,380
Henrietta's so slow,
I'm going to die
380
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,634
and already at my funeral
before she finishes the race.
381
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,135
Orb:
Your pets are gone.
382
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,097
Henrietta?
Jeremy?
383
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,023
They ran away!
384
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,946
Orb:
"Good job building theobstacle course, Orb."
385
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,405
Said no one.
386
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,660
Wes thinks he can have
all the alien fun without me?
387
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,203
(chuckles)
No way.
388
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,708
One interdimensional
deep dish, coming right up.
389
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,418
You ready?
390
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,753
Three...
391
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,088
Two...
392
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,758
One!
Gabby Duran's in the house!
393
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,801
(firing)
394
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,305
Aah!
395
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,351
Oh, cruddlesticks.
396
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,270
(firing)
397
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,439
(gasps)
398
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,948
Oh, cruddlesticks
is right!
399
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,328
Oh, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby,
Gabby, Gabby.
400
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,582
I explicitly told you
to take a break!
401
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,293
How was I supposed to
not come over here
402
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,753
knowing they're blasting
chicken nuggets into another dimension?
403
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,089
Ooh, yeah.
That does sound like fun.
404
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,218
This is Rooney's first version
of the portal blaster.
405
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,638
It needs two people peddling
to generate enough power to bring them back.
406
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,890
So right now,
we need to hop on, and ride.
407
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,560
This isn't going to be easy.
408
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,647
Would you say that Wesley
is a good friend?
409
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,860
(sighs)
410
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,200
(energy crackling, whirring)
411
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,536
(grunting)
412
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,165
Faster, Gabby!
413
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,292
Faster!
I'm trying, Swift!
414
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,668
Well, try harder.
415
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,212
(powering down)
(frustrated grunt)
416
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,341
(energy slows, then stops)
I can't. I just can't.
417
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,135
I haven't slept in two days.
I'm exhausted.
418
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,679
Now is not the time
to dillydally around!
419
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,098
I need you to "get hyped,"
420
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,975
as the kids say nowadays.
421
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,729
♪
422
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:10,483
You're right.
That's exactly what I have to do.
423
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,445
(whimpers) Wh Wh
Gabby, where are you going?
424
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,404
To get hyped!
425
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,199
(whimpers, pants)
426
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,659
Henrietta!
427
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,285
If you can hear me,
428
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,664
blow that tiny whistle
I made for you!
429
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,084
It's no use, Olivia.
We just gotta face the facts.
430
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,586
Jeremy ran so fast
he's in another country by now,
431
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,381
and Henrietta probably fell in
a storm drain and drowned.
432
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,466
(distant chittering)
433
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,302
That's her!
My sweet Henrietta!
434
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,723
(distant chittering)
435
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,228
("Here Comes the Bride"
by Wagner playing)
436
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,273
(humming along)
437
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,570
(chittering)
(officiant clears throat)
438
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,908
(soft chittering)
439
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,993
They're in love?
440
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,829
And getting married?
441
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,372
Without my blessing?
442
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:10,000
(choking)
443
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,170
Jeremy Jr.: Tada!
Ew. Gross.
444
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,630
What is that?
445
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,632
It's a Blurble wedding ritual.
446
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,510
Blurbles give a literal
piece of their hearts to their soulmates
447
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,094
when getting married.
448
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:23,305
It's beautiful.
449
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,771
I guess we were so busy
being competitive,
450
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,774
we didn't see true love
forming right beneath our noses.
451
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,401
Yeah.
452
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154
Maybe it isn't about trying to
see whose pet is better,
453
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,574
but more about seeing how
we can all be better...
454
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,950
together?
455
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,535
(munching noises)
456
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,497
And she's eating the heart.
457
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,626
I am moved and upset
all at once.
458
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,129
Baller.
(sniffles)
459
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,632
Gabby: Hey, Swifty!
(gasps)
460
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,927
All right.
It's time to get hyped.
461
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,770
It's go time.
462
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,730
(chuckles)
463
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,524
(dance music playing)
464
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,195
(wheel whirring)
465
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:33,375
♪
466
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,585
(music muffled
through headphones)
467
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,630
Huh! What are you
listening to?
468
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,090
Ddescribe it to me.
469
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,092
Share the hype!
470
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,095
(dance music playing)
(grunting)
471
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,144
(liquid bubbling)
472
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,732
(energy whirring)
473
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,991
(energy crackling)
474
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,038
(yelling)
475
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,961
Oh, you're doing it!
You're really doing it, Gabby!
476
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,968
(energy surging)
477
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,515
(grunts)
478
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:30,975
(gasps)
479
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,271
(Wesley yelling)
480
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,065
(grunts)
481
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,611
(Wesley panting)
482
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:46,115
Wesley. Rooney.
Are you all right?
483
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,617
There were so many spiders.
484
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,244
They came for us at night.
485
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,498
I've seen things.
Horrible things.
486
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,543
Aah!
Uh, um...
487
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,170
Yes, well... (chuckles)
That's all over now.
488
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,840
You're both safe and sound.
489
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,259
All thanks to Gabby.
490
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,970
You did it, Gabby.
You really...
491
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,972
(soft snoring)
492
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,393
All:
Aw!
493
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,188
(students chattering)
494
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,403
(clock ticking)
495
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,908
Hey, Swift.
496
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,035
Oh, Gabby.
(laughs)
497
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,620
Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
498
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,539
I definitely wasn't staring
into the middle distance
499
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,750
wondering why you haven't
reached out to me in two days.
500
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,752
Sorry about that, bud.
501
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,171
You know, I decided to
listen to you and take a little break.
502
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,839
I needed it.
Well,
503
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:47,259
come to think of it,
you do look decidedly wellrested.
504
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,846
Thanks. You know,
as fun and awesome as babysitting aliens is,
505
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,556
it's not everything.
506
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,058
I realize I have to
balance it out
507
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,852
with other nonalien
things I like doing.
508
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,938
Ooh. Speaking of which...
509
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,191
(unzipping)
I made you this.
510
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,070
Oh! (chuckles)
511
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,907
Aah. Boop!
(laughs)
512
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,451
Gabby:
It's an apology playlist.
513
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,037
Hope you like it.
Because with my track record,
514
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,705
you'll be listening to it a lot.
515
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,290
Thank you, Gabby.
516
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,126
This is...
Uh, I mean, it's very kind.
517
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,587
May I?
Yeah.
518
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,718
(music muffled
through headphones)
519
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,304
Oh. Oh, yeah.
(laughs)
520
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,306
Oh, yes!
521
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,559
Yes, this is a spicy track!
522
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,770
Ha! Picante!
523
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:43,107
Swifty likey.
Swifty likey very muchy.
524
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,859
Ooh, wow!
The, the beat is...
525
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,112
Yeah. I mean it's,
it's, it's sensational.
526
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:52,408
Uh, I can't help but groove
to the beat!
527
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:55,244
Okay, you do know
people can see you, right?
528
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,414
Let them watch.
This is track is en fuego!
529
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,873
(chuckles)
530
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,585
You know, I'm,
I'm just gonna leave now.
531
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,421
(music continues
through headphones)
532
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,756
You might want to
close those blinds.
533
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:13,595
♪ Slick Boy Swift
is in the building ♪
534
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,389
♪ Ow, ow ♪
(imitates record spinning)
535
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,599
♪ Ow, ow,
huh, huh ♪
536
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,561
Gabby: Next timeon "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
537
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,063
Are you guys a thing?
538
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,523
Nothing's going to change.
539
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,607
I'm a cat.
540
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:26,567
(shattering)
541
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:27,484
(screaming)
(dishes shattering)
542
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,610
(growling)
(thuds)
543
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,070
(squishing)
Oh, no.
544
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,032
♪
545
00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:37,632
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