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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:14,114 Treehouse. 2 00:00:16,382 --> 00:00:18,051 Wha-huh? 3 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,253 Hmm, never thought I'd end up in the closet again. 4 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:22,622 You go wherever I say you go. 5 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,357 Yes, sir. 6 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,629 Better not get that. 7 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:33,199 Treehouse! 8 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:37,236 Wha? 9 00:00:40,739 --> 00:00:42,308 Mm. Mm-hmm. 10 00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:43,843 Mm. Mm-hmm! 11 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:46,279 No, Malcolm, no. 12 00:00:47,279 --> 00:00:48,415 Treehouse! 13 00:00:50,883 --> 00:00:52,185 Buh-wha? 14 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:57,490 Treehouse! 15 00:00:58,824 --> 00:01:01,360 Aah! 16 00:01:01,393 --> 00:01:02,395 Wha? 17 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:09,702 Treehouse. 18 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:13,473 Oh, my God, no! 19 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,611 Another round. 20 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:19,679 Wha? 21 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,657 I think I know just what we need. 22 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,129 To never spending time with our significant others. 23 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,797 All: Cheers. 24 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:42,335 To always coming in second to an infantile list, 25 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,337 or to not coming at all. 26 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,605 All: Cheers. 27 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,473 To the itty bitty action I get 28 00:01:47,506 --> 00:01:50,510 being taco-block-oed by g-damn tree. 29 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,278 All: Cheers. 30 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,883 To tipping your bartender! 31 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,651 All: Boo! 32 00:01:58,684 --> 00:02:01,121 No, but seriously, you guys, you never tip me. 33 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:04,490 You know what? No. 34 00:02:04,523 --> 00:02:06,859 We're not gonna come here like some bizarro foursome 35 00:02:06,892 --> 00:02:09,495 every time the foursome goes and does a foursome-y thing. 36 00:02:09,528 --> 00:02:10,897 All: Yeah. 37 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,932 Yeah, we're varsity. We're not JV. 38 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:14,333 All: Yeah! 39 00:02:14,366 --> 00:02:16,435 We deserve our own most epic summer 40 00:02:16,468 --> 00:02:18,838 - and we're gonna get it. - All: How? 41 00:02:18,871 --> 00:02:20,907 We're gonna go to the... 42 00:02:22,508 --> 00:02:23,609 All: Treehouse. 43 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,781 Ugh, this bike seat's almost inside of me. 44 00:02:28,814 --> 00:02:30,716 Then BYO-Wheels, neckbeard. 45 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:32,818 This was all that was avail in my neighbor's garage. 46 00:02:32,851 --> 00:02:36,222 Ugh, I can't believe I agreed to wear this rayon monstrosity. 47 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:39,225 Stick together, gang! The bizarro foursome rides! 48 00:02:39,258 --> 00:02:41,360 To the treehouse! 49 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:43,396 All: To the treehouse! 50 00:02:47,366 --> 00:02:48,835 Ooh. 51 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:57,910 Maybe we should just call it a day? 52 00:02:57,943 --> 00:03:00,813 Just go. It's fine. 53 00:03:00,846 --> 00:03:02,615 No one likes this class anyway. 54 00:03:02,648 --> 00:03:04,383 Who cares that today's lesson 55 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,852 was "Pygmalion" by George Bernard Shaw? 56 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:10,489 No relation. Well, some. 57 00:03:10,522 --> 00:03:13,526 I guess no one cares about ol' G. Shaw... 58 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:16,629 or old me Shaw. 59 00:03:16,662 --> 00:03:18,898 Who knows? 60 00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:21,534 Maybe I'm just not a good teacher. 61 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,469 It's like my dad always says, 62 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:26,339 "You're not a good teacher, Steven." 63 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,507 You're a good teacher, Mr. Shaw. 64 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:31,877 Look, maybe your problem is that 65 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,279 you just-- you come off a little bit too-- 66 00:03:33,312 --> 00:03:35,748 - Fun? - Strong. 67 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:38,017 Maybe you should try playing it a little cool. 68 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,286 Cool, cool. 69 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:42,722 Hey, you're cool. 70 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,690 Could you teach me? 71 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:47,360 Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please? 72 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,696 You're mysterious, aloof. 73 00:03:50,729 --> 00:03:54,367 Heck, you wear leather. 74 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,469 Okay, how about this? 75 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:59,505 I help you be cool, but you have to help me pass this class 76 00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:00,706 so that I can get the hell out of Brayer 77 00:04:00,739 --> 00:04:02,375 and away from my ex-girlfriend, 78 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,010 who talks non-stop about having sex 79 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:07,380 with her new boyfriend, and also maybe her cousin. 80 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,715 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I couldn't decipher any of that 81 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:12,551 because of your thick accent. 82 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:14,053 But how about in exchange for helping me, 83 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:16,822 I help you learn English, so you can pass this class 84 00:04:16,855 --> 00:04:17,957 and get the heck out of Brayer 85 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:19,725 and away from your ex-girlfriend, 86 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:23,362 who talks non-stop about her new boyfriend and her cousin. 87 00:04:23,395 --> 00:04:25,898 Yep. Deal. 88 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:28,401 Oh, man, I can't believe 89 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,336 we're gonna "My Fair Lady" each other! 90 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:33,639 What a coincidence that we're also reading "Pygmalion" the same week. 91 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:36,909 Ah. Good thing we weren't reading "Medea," 92 00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:39,779 or else we'd have to murder some kids. 93 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,548 All right, let's start with the basics. 94 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:43,916 If there's one thing that I learned from Andie-- 95 00:04:43,949 --> 00:04:45,484 It's to not have sex with a girl 96 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:47,887 just to get revenge on your football rival. 97 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,923 No, it's to have a three-step plan. 98 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,696 Aah, my eyes! 99 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:01,467 How about we upgrade "Make a fly tie-dye" 100 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,369 to "Get high with a bi guy"? 101 00:05:03,402 --> 00:05:06,772 Or "Go to gig" becomes 102 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,441 "Kidnap your favorite band 103 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,043 and make them play privately in a garage for awhile"? 104 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:13,045 Bitch, that don't even rhyme. 105 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:14,947 But if it's Nick Jonas, I'm in! 106 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:19,919 All: Aah! 107 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:22,755 Aah! 108 00:05:22,788 --> 00:05:24,557 Aah! 109 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:25,692 - Aah! - Oh, my God! 110 00:05:27,659 --> 00:05:28,661 'Sup, hos? 111 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,468 Sweating wasn't on my itinerary. 112 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:39,705 It's always good to see my bae. 113 00:05:39,738 --> 00:05:42,808 What are the rest of these schoolhouse stalkers doing here? 114 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:44,877 We've decided that we're tired of you guys leaving us out 115 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,479 for this Hot M.E.S. list. 116 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,815 FOMO is for freaks and fools. 117 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:52,118 No one leaves out Greer Ashton. 118 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,920 You get used to it. 119 00:05:54,953 --> 00:05:56,122 I guess we all have been really caught up 120 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,757 in having the most epic summer. 121 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,925 Yeah. Guys, it kinda sucks 122 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,394 that your most epic summer doesn't include 123 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:02,862 your most epic people. 124 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:05,598 I mean, I guess we can include our groupies 125 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:06,899 in our next list thing. 126 00:06:06,932 --> 00:06:08,801 I think I know just the one. 127 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,004 Ooh, the famous list. 128 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:14,540 It was an early one, number seven. 129 00:06:16,475 --> 00:06:18,677 We had a sleepover that totally 130 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:20,479 solidified us as the foursome. 131 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:22,415 We stayed up all night. 132 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:26,519 We played ice breakers, did crafts, really bonded. 133 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,054 But tonight we'll include everyone in the bonding. 134 00:06:29,087 --> 00:06:31,157 We're much bigger than just the foursome now, 135 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,727 so we'll upgrade to... "Overnight Delight!" 136 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,597 Okay, where does that noise keep coming from? 137 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:40,699 And since you guys have been feeling so left out, 138 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:43,602 we'll add a new rule-- no tongue-ing in the treehouse. 139 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:44,904 What? 140 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,539 Come on, guys. 141 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,674 No hooking up for just one night. 142 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:51,110 We can bond with each other's significant Os 143 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:53,612 instead of just getting tighter with our main squeezes. 144 00:06:53,645 --> 00:06:56,015 Okay, I'm down. 145 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:59,084 Hey, Wynn. You and I have, like, never talked. 146 00:06:59,117 --> 00:07:01,987 'Cause you've been playing hard to get, boyo. 147 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:06,091 - Oh. - Hi, I'm Rubin. Enchant�. 148 00:07:06,124 --> 00:07:08,828 We literally just hung out for the past hour. 149 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,963 So, what do we say? 150 00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:14,033 - No couple-y canoodling? - No promises. 151 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,803 Get ready to bond harder than we've ever bonded before! 152 00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:20,573 All: Inclusion! 153 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:25,144 Step one, alleviate the accent. 154 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,480 To pass this class without a blunder, 155 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,915 you mustn't speak in Down Under. 156 00:07:29,948 --> 00:07:31,484 I will say some words to you 157 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,619 and you say them back like Americans do. 158 00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:35,187 Here we go and a-one, two, three, 159 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,889 please repeat after me. 160 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:40,125 "The dew in Timbuktu drips through the pew." 161 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:43,095 The dew in Timbuktu drips through the pew. 162 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:44,830 Again. 163 00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:47,633 The dew in Timbuktu drips through the pew. 164 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,068 Again! 165 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:51,037 - Listen, mate, I-- - "Mate"? 166 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:54,106 Mr. Shaw, you yelling over and over 167 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:55,207 isn't doing anything. 168 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,243 How about we switch it up a bit 169 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,111 and I teach you your first lesson? 170 00:08:00,779 --> 00:08:02,281 - Okay. - Yeah? 171 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,516 Sure. 172 00:08:04,816 --> 00:08:05,818 Take a seat. 173 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:10,789 The first step to getting your students on board 174 00:08:10,822 --> 00:08:13,726 is to switch up the "try hard" vibes in here. 175 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,628 This. 176 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,796 This doesn't exactly scream "cool." 177 00:08:17,829 --> 00:08:19,932 Shaw: Stop! 178 00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:21,767 I thought it showed Shaw pizzazz. 179 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,836 And this has gotta go. 180 00:08:26,004 --> 00:08:27,740 I don't know that shark. 181 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:28,975 You do now. 182 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:32,211 This is too thirsty. 183 00:08:34,279 --> 00:08:37,182 Ooh. 184 00:08:37,215 --> 00:08:38,851 Oh. 185 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:44,123 Kent, that's a little inappropriate. 186 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,759 Shaw, it's important that you get out of your comfort zone. 187 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,662 I'm never gonna get this. 188 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:59,171 PJ time! 189 00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:01,574 Can't have a delight if we're not looking right, 190 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,642 and what's more innocent than jammies? 191 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:04,843 Can I get an amen? 192 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:06,178 Amen! 193 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:08,280 Okay! 194 00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:45,217 Okay, let's start 195 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,786 the first bondage-- bonding activity. 196 00:09:47,819 --> 00:09:50,055 Uh, Dakota brought wine coolers last time, 197 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,891 and alcohol will def get us open and sharing. 198 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:55,227 So let's play an ice breaker drinking game 199 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,196 - and tap the sap. - Yeah. 200 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,666 Ahh! 201 00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:08,273 This ish is beyond fermented, 202 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,142 but it'll do the damn thing. 203 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,080 We'll all go around and everybody has to say 204 00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:16,882 something they've never done. 205 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:19,018 If you have done the deed, drink. 206 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,120 Whoever empties their cup first, wins. 207 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,755 You wanna kick it off, Andie? 208 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,923 Okay. 209 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,826 Never have I ever... 210 00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:29,728 gone number two in school. 211 00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:32,698 Ha! I dropped so many deuces at Saint Jennifer's, 212 00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,967 they had to give me a permanent hall pass. 213 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,703 I feel closer to you already. 214 00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:40,105 My turn. Never have I ever made a wish in a well 215 00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:42,675 that didn't come true. 216 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,276 We're the same. 217 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:48,247 That must have been your wish, because I am it all. 218 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,082 M'kay. My turn. 219 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,351 Never have I ever 220 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:55,054 gotten my nucleus split while getting my atom bombed 221 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,256 in the biology lab... 222 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,891 more than once. 223 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,726 Is that a science experiment? 224 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:02,394 No, silly, it's that sexual position, 225 00:11:02,427 --> 00:11:03,929 where you put your thighs around-- 226 00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:05,464 That's okay! I don't need to know what it is. 227 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:07,132 I haven't done that one before-- in a while. 228 00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:09,802 Okay. Next person. 229 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:14,006 Never have I ever played bongos on a butt. 230 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:20,179 Never have I ever done erotic roleplay. 231 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:27,286 Never have I ever sugar waxed while giving oral. 232 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:31,824 Never have I ever done on-stage nudity. 233 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:37,763 Uh-oh! My drink's gone. 234 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:39,131 I win! Game's over. 235 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:41,901 Everyone bonded? 236 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:45,337 Def no tingle in my va-jingle. 237 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:48,240 Step two, vary your vocab. 238 00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:50,242 If it's an A you want from me, 239 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,144 we must go on a jargon spree. 240 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,146 I'll show you pictures and then, bingo, 241 00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:56,749 you'll say the words in American lingo. 242 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:00,352 Sheila. 243 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:02,221 Woman! 244 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:04,056 Dingo. 245 00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:05,224 Feral dog! 246 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,425 Native to Australia! 247 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,895 It seems longer to say it that way. 248 00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:13,132 - Her freckle? - Butthole! 249 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,868 No, no, no, no, no! 250 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,536 You'll never amount to anything other than a poor girl 251 00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,338 selling flowers in the street. 252 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,173 We're not getting anywhere with this. 253 00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:22,274 Let's switch back to you. 254 00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:28,413 Step two, who cares? 255 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:29,882 When you teach and try too hard, 256 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,850 you put your pupils on their guard. 257 00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:34,019 If you want them to stay in school, 258 00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:36,488 you need to be very, very cool. 259 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:39,491 Whoa! If I did Henry Higgins like that, 260 00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:41,293 people would love my class. 261 00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:44,263 Well? You want us to be pumped about "Pygmalion," right? 262 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,565 - More than anything. - Then tell me about it. 263 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,034 Okay, so, it's a super-cool story 264 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,869 about this girl who completely changes herself 265 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:52,271 - to please a man. - Eww, stop! 266 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,807 You're way too invested. Teenagers hate that. 267 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,975 My mom is always asking me questions about where I'm going 268 00:12:57,008 --> 00:12:58,811 and who I'm with, and I never tell her 269 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,512 because she wants it too much and it's gross! 270 00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:03,315 Look, just tell me again, 271 00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,051 except this time, don't care what I think. 272 00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:08,187 Yeah. I mean... 273 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,222 Not that it even matters, 274 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:12,991 but there's-- 275 00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:15,828 There's this, like, super cool dude 276 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:18,964 who's, like, you know, hecka smart, 277 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:23,202 and, um, his name is... 278 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,403 'Enry 'Iggins. 279 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,438 And there's also Eliza Doolittle, 280 00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,874 and she's all, "I'm a good girl, I am!" 281 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:31,443 - Meep! - We're gonna be here all night. 282 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,312 Okay, twatwaffles! 283 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,614 The next thing we did at the OG sleepover 284 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,250 that got us bonded as hell was face masks. 285 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:41,386 Grab a partner you don't usually party with 286 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:42,988 and follow me. 287 00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:47,226 Avocados are good for smoothin' and soothin'. 288 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,928 I'm learning so many new things! 289 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:51,597 I have combination skin. 290 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,165 That's nothing. 291 00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:57,269 I've got rosacea, eczema and plaque psoriasis. 292 00:13:57,302 --> 00:14:00,505 Actually, could we leave the ham out? I'm allergic to ham. 293 00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:02,307 That's a fun bonding fact. 294 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,542 No, I'll die. 295 00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:05,344 Keep mixing, minions. 296 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,546 Really grind those ingredients. 297 00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:10,649 Oh, yeah, that's right. Right in between your fingers. 298 00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:13,151 And once those bad boys are ready to go, 299 00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:15,254 go to town on your buddy. 300 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,179 This isn't working. 301 00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:44,016 I say we call it and go lights out. 302 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,386 Okay! Everyone's face is looking fly. 303 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,553 Let's get a good night's rest 304 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:50,355 so we're refreshed in the morning. 305 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,558 Let's get to snoozin', Susan. 306 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:57,396 Step three, better your letters. 307 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,264 This is it, my last test. 308 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,632 You must try your very best. 309 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,134 For if you go and fail me here, 310 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,436 I will hold you back next year. 311 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,138 Now look at the words, take a quick scan. 312 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,639 Change the spelling as fast as you can! 313 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:08,640 Okay, okay. I'm ready, I'm ready. 314 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:10,342 Uh, uh... 315 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,512 No "U". Uh, that's "E"-- 316 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,113 Very good. 317 00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:17,149 - Um, C-K. - Yes! 318 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,951 He's got it! Quick, use this momentum! 319 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,552 Say "The dew in Timbuktu"-- 320 00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:21,987 The dew in Timbuktu 321 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,021 drips through the pew. 322 00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:25,590 By George, he's got it! 323 00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:28,126 - It's a feral dog, dude! - Huzzah! 324 00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:30,562 You're sure to pass summer school with flying colors! 325 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,564 Thank you, Mr. Shaw. I can't wait to get out 326 00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,232 of this horrible, horrible school. 327 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,634 Whoo! 328 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,235 I don't think they do that anymore. 329 00:15:37,268 --> 00:15:39,538 - Sure. - Besides, we're not done yet. 330 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:40,572 There's one more thing. 331 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,575 Now you gotta look the part. 332 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,080 You're gonna be the coolest teacher in all of Brayer. 333 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,749 I mean, it's a low bar, but you've gotta start somewhere. 334 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,585 Well, I never cared much for labels... 335 00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:54,687 or this poster. 336 00:15:56,688 --> 00:16:00,392 Look at you. I think you're ready to fly. 337 00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:03,128 You guys? I just want to say 338 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:05,397 that even though we got a little distracted, 339 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,132 I think we all got a lot closer today. 340 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:11,336 I learned Justin's seen Dave Matthews 32 times. 341 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:12,771 D-M-B! 342 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:16,008 I learned that Rubin doesn't care for my haircut. 343 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:20,445 I learned that Mae hatched from an egg. 344 00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:22,114 Cheep. 345 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,749 And we successfully 346 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,550 made it through the night without hooking up! 347 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,454 See? It wasn't that hard. All right, good night! 348 00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:33,225 - Good night! - Don't let the bedbugs bite. 349 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,160 - Andie: Love you, Hugh. - Love you, Andie. 350 00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,129 - Mae: Love you, Mae. - Greer: Please stop talking. 351 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,163 Good night. 352 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:55,147 Andie, what are you doing? This is against the rules. 353 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,116 Shh. 354 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,430 Scoot, Rubin. I'm coming in hot. 355 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,698 Mmm. 356 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,405 How about some heavy petting? 357 00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:23,275 Let's keep it light. 358 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,381 Hello, old friend. 359 00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,456 Is that ham? 360 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,195 Let's do it! 361 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,830 Overnight delight! 362 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,195 Well, if we weren't bonded before, 363 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:51,329 we definitely are now. 364 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,434 I can't believe we couldn't go one night without hooking up, 365 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,803 but it shows a real lack of, uh-- 366 00:18:58,836 --> 00:19:00,906 Personal space. 367 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:04,809 But I do feel so much closer to all you guys, 368 00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,545 which is all I've ever wanted. 369 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:13,451 - Ooh. - Okay, everybody, relax your cracks. 370 00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:15,787 Just because some of our hands got a little handsy 371 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,589 doesn't mean we hooked up. 372 00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,559 There was no cross-couple pollination, right? 373 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:23,929 - Yeah, totally. - Samesies. 374 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,264 But now we gotta go to summer school, dudes. 375 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:27,799 If I ditch because of a sex party, 376 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,734 my moms will be PS-ed! 377 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,903 Before we go, I'd like to announce 378 00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:35,840 that I did not have sex last night. 379 00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:38,577 Okay, but he did other stuff. 380 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:43,515 I'd like to announce that that is accurate, 381 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,351 and I regret nothing. 382 00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:54,526 Sick hog. 383 00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:56,962 I can't believe I'm saying this, 384 00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,298 but I'm actually ready to focus on summer school. 385 00:20:00,331 --> 00:20:02,400 I could use a day with no sexual tension, 386 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,569 and "Four Fast Friends" is on a hiatus, 387 00:20:04,602 --> 00:20:06,738 so I need Shaw to reset me to bland. 388 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:13,912 Tell me about it... 389 00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,914 ...stud. 390 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:26,258 Everybody get out your iPads. 391 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,294 Or don't. See if I care. 392 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,805 What the jeff is even on the syllabus, anyway? 393 00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:42,307 Dudes, 394 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,576 we're learning about "Pygmalion" today, 395 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,044 or whatever. 396 00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,846 It's totally chill. 397 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:51,383 American baseball, hot dogs, you get it. 398 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,318 Exactly. 399 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,320 But instead of reading it, 400 00:20:55,353 --> 00:20:57,022 we're gonna be watching the "Pygmalion" clips 401 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,625 from "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen." 402 00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:02,294 'Cause I don't give a frig. 403 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,729 What is happening? You couldn't stop talking 404 00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:06,731 about your interactive lesson for "Pygmalion" last week, 405 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,601 and I was kind of looking forward to it. 406 00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:13,038 Besides, that movie has 13% on Rotten Tomatoes. 407 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,839 It's a Lindsay Low-Point. 408 00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:16,308 I don't know who this new Shaw is, 409 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:19,077 but I want the old Shaw back, 410 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,478 you know, the Shaw who actually made it seem 411 00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:21,746 like there was a point to school? 412 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,415 We barely show up, 413 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,749 but if we had a different teacher, 414 00:21:24,782 --> 00:21:26,451 we'd straight up un-enroll. 415 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:28,953 Then my moms would be really PS-ed. 416 00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:31,589 Yeah, Shaw, you're the only reason we still show up. 417 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,594 Really? You love the old Shaw? 418 00:21:36,627 --> 00:21:38,630 Love is just a stripper's first name. 419 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,498 Say no more. 420 00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:54,813 Actually, I'm gonna keep this. 421 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,081 He's my friend. 422 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,420 Give a frig. 423 00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,889 All right, everybody get out your copies of "Pygmalion" 424 00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:07,459 and I'll assign roles. 425 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,661 Now, if you want to win the day, 426 00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:11,496 pay attention to the part you play. 427 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:19,037 Both: Oh, I just came to grab my sweatshirt. 428 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,839 Yeah, same, too. 429 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:35,620 - Nope! One time thing. - Not the same. 430 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:40,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30299

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