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Andie: Last season on "Foursome"...

We hit Beach Island for winter break.

Turns out it was anything but relaxing.

Woman: I hate to say that Bags Brayer's own Andie Fixler's

scorned rival Alec Fixler?

- Andie: We fought... - Please listen to me.

At least let me explain myself.

Have you told your friends you were gonna go to Brayer

to Alec's sister?

...some of us physically...

Crowd: Ohh!

...but we made it home in one piece.

Last semester, karma caught up

and everyone got what was coming to them.

Greer Ashton, you're finished here.

What the--?

Andie: I had a big decision to make

between my lifelong crush Josh

and my first real boyfriend Kent.

It was a no-brainer.

It's always been you, too.

Can't get any more epic than that,

or can it?

Andie: This semester has been aces.

Once the sand has settled from our Beach Island break,

the foursome really settled into our groove.

Ruben is Dakota's first serious bae,

and the only one who can keep his toot away.

Court deuced it to go study abroad.

I really missed her, but ever since she left,

Mae returned to a Courtney clone,

so it's almost like she's still here.

Almost.

As for me and Josh, it's been smooth sailing

ever since I knocked on his door and told him,

"It's always been you, too."

After everything that went down with Kent,

Josh and I are spending our last semester of school

smooching while steady.

What? We're waiting on the deed,

but we still have the need.

Greer took an L

but never bounced back.

Let's just say I'm not exactly shedding tears.

As for Alec, he tried to make a comeback

but reverted right back to his bro-zoning,

no-boning rhetoric.

My mom finally wised up, and is forcing him

to spend the summer with our cousins.

This semester has been the dopest,

the mostest, the greatest,

the best...est...

Andie Fixler.

Where is everyone, Mr. Shaw?

Where's my foursome?

They all graduated, Andie.

You're a junior now.

The foursome is over,

over...over!

Took you long enough.

Keep going to your old room.

You know, it's really nice of your mom

to give you Alec's old sweet suite,

but, um, I really hope she burned his old mattress.

Obviously. I don't need more nightmares.

Okay, lay it on me.

The old, uh, talking corn again?

- No, thank God. - Mm-hmm.

With Courtney abroad and Dakota graduated,

I'm gonna be in school solo next year.

I legit don't know what I'd do if you were leaving, too.

Luckily SUC is just a few miles away

because any more and I'd be in full panic mode, you know?

You do know what today is, right?

- Yeah. - The first day of summer,

which means, we're finally going to--

Oh, okay, I gotta--

I-- I gotta tell you something.

Can that wait? Because this

has been waiting for five months.

I know, but it just woudln't feel right

if I didn't tell you before.

- Okay. - Okay, before graduating,

I got wait-listed to this program, VAPA?

And I didn't say anything because I really

did not think that I was gonna get in,

- but I did. - VAPA?

It's the Visual Academy of Photography and Arts.

It is an awesome program for up-and-coming photographers.

Is it further than SUC?

Yeah, I mean, a bit...

- It's in Des Moines, Iowa. - Des Moines?

That was louder than I intended it to be.

Andie, just breathe. Are you good?

I know this is gonna be hard, but we can make this work.

Andie? Andie? Andie!

Just gotta be proactive.

If next year's gonna suck,

I'm gonna be damn sure I got a straw.

- Excuse me. - Andie Fixler!

Hot dog!

So you just come to hang out?

I know you're not signing up for summer school.

You know nothing, Steven Shaw.

I am here for summer school.

I need to clear up my school "schedge"

to have free periods junior year

so that I can go visit Courtney, Dakota, and Josh.

So what if Courtney's in Yemen?

I'll figure it out, Shaw.

I'll figure it out! I'll figure it out.

- Sure. - Put me on the list.

Right away.

Hi.

Hey. So, you're gonna--

Yeah, and I'm guessing you're gonna--

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna-- this is the most amount of time

we're gonna spend together ever since--

- Yeah. - Yeah.

D, I'm living for the jacket I made you.

Show me.

Yes, my wig is orbiting Mars, you bitch.

It's just a matter of time before a modeling scout

sweeps me off to New York.

You know, I made an Abercrombie greeter faint.

Let them have it.

If Tiffany can get scouted at the mall

and have a short-lived but wild career,

it can happen for you, too.

Aww! Still honeymooning five months later?

Honeymoon? More like moon over my honey.

He likes a butt eclipse.

Speaking of, aren't you supposed to be

on your honeymoon right now?

I'm signing up for summer school

since Josh just dropped the bomb that he's going to VAPA.

Josh got into VAPA?

It's the Miami of Ohio for photography schools.

What am I gonna do without everyone?

Ruben's a junior, too. You'll hang out with her, right?

Since we're about to be in summer school together,

let's take it slow, see how much

you get in the way of my Ivy League ambitions.

God, you already know I'm gonna be a mega-distraction.

Next year's gonna suck major!

Who am I gonna have to hang out with?

I'm back at Brayer! Whoa!

Wynn Roberts?

Here we go again.

Andie, you're to stay away from her.

Your white bread is not meant to have butter.

Andie friggin' Fixler.

What is up?

Ohh!

I haven't seen you since elementary!

Wynn Roberts, you are the answer

to all of my junior year problems.

Please tell me you're not just coming back for summer school.

You're coming back to Brayer next year, yeah?

Unfortunately, I got expelled from my last gig,

St. Jennifer's School for Mixed-Up Gals.

See? Expelled!

She ain't got no limits, Andie.

She's Bradley Cooper in "Limitless."

You do remember what happened last time we were all friends?

I had the best summer of my life?

She almost got you suspended.

Um, our teach asked us to participate

in setting the scene

for a "realistic" fire drill,

so I set one.

You don't get more realistic than that, am I wrong?

By its very definition.

Treehouse. Midnight. Be there.

Oh, ten-year-old Andie. If only you knew.

Damn.

12-year-old Dakota got some.

The Hot M.E.S.

Man, we really had the most epic summer,

and we're about to make it a sequel.

Wow, never thought I'd be in this treehouse again.

Blast from the frickin' past, man!

Oh, hey, surprise bean bag attack!

I thought we mutually agreed

to steer clear of each other.

Well, I figured I owed you one, 'cause of the--

- Fire stuff? - No.

No, you guys were really good friends to me,

and cutting you out of my life seven years ago

probably wasn't the coolest move.

I just-- I hate good-byes, okay?

Just through-the-roof sadness. Come here! I just miss you!

Silence doesn't live in the treehouse.

That's why I called a midnight meetup.

Wynn, your re-entry has sparked a scheme,

and it's epic!

The only spark Wynn ever provided...

Was the fire! See?

It was a lasting memory.

Still don't get why I got in trouble.

Fires aside, for months I've been feeling #hopeless

knowing that my junior year is gonna blow without my BFFs,

and there's nothing I can do about it, right?

- Uh huh. - Yep, it sucks to suck.

Wrong! Do you guys remember

the summer before Alec and I

went to the same school for the first time?

What was the one thing that made me feel better?

Both: The Hot M.E.S.!

That's right. The Hot M.E.S.,

the Most Epic Summer.

One look at Wynn, and I remembered the summer

that made me forget all of my problems.

I could live off that high

for my remaining high school years.

So what do you say? Let's Hot M.E.S. it!

I think this calls for a Dakota confessional.

We haven't used that room in years.

Confessional!

The only reason why I came back to this lame treehouse

is to get this... and to make sure

Wynn doesn't snake her way back onto our grass.

That is the only hot mess we're talking about.

That bitch is a loose cannon.

She always causing problems.

Last time our friendship went south,

guess who was there to pick up the pieces?

Courtney. And now that she's gone,

guess who's gonna have to? Me, dummies!

Dakota, this is a hollowed-out tree.

We heard every word you said.

- That is correct. - Besides,

I'm glad that Wynn is back.

She helps me have fun, and that's exactly

what the sum needs to equal.

You're down to do the list, right, Wynn?

Nope. Nope!

Oh, this place tests my willpower!

Okay, Andie, this is my last chance

to get it right, to stay in school,

to stay not expelled, to show my moms

that I mean business.

The last time we did this list,

I got in trouble, so this time,

I'm saying "Wynn out!"

Ugh!

I am so glad that trash ant is gone.

But I gotta go too. I don't have time for

"Get paid with lemonade."

Mm, I gotta go make time to get lemon-laid.

And my main squeeze waiting for me, so...

I know you get it, girl.

- I'll do it. - Ahh!

Mae? How do you even know about this place?

It's not lemonade.

- How'd you find me? - We grew up together, Wynn.

I know you. Plus, you checked in on Facebook.

What do you want?

To remind you of how epic this is!

- This is Greer. - No!

I made a promise to my moms.

The last time we played Prank the Skank,

I called the skank, and I asked,

"Is your refrigerator running?"

And she said, "Why, yes," and then I told her

to a doll while she her mom

and then she the street,

and seven oversized

and then.

I became the literal face of an anti-bullying campaign.

Wynn, you coming back feels like destiny.

Destiny is just a stripper's first name.

Andie. Andie, hey. Hey, hold on.

Hey, slow your roll, I've been looking for you all day.

We gotta talk about me going to college.

We will, but first I need to ensure

this summer break makes me quake, 'kay?

Are you sure you're not just putting this off?

Nope, dealing with it head on.

Okay, but we're gonna rain check, right?

'Cause I want to make sure we're good.

Oh, we're fine! Just wait for me in my room.

- I appreciate you. - Okay.

Oh!

Oh, my jewels. Oh!

And one Fuzzy Bunny!

Can I see some ID?

That's good. You're good.

You know the bartender.

He dated Courtney, but she's in Greece or whatever,

and now he's just so thirsty to hang.

You were our friend's boyfriend!

- That is all! - Bartender: Ha! That's funny!

Is it too sad to make out in a rabbit themed bar?

Hmm, I'll allow it.

- And she's back. - Girlfriend likes to watch.

When we were kids, we were convinced

that milk chugs led to big jugs.

I get it. Every kid wants a C cup.

Andie, we're at a bar.

Why would I chug milk when I can chug a beer?

Did someone say beers?

- Get lost, you clinger! - All right.

- Leave the beers. - Come on, chug the jug!

Drink it! It'll be fun.

Remember how much fun it was?

It'll be just like that again.

It was fun when we were kids, Andie,

but do you know what's more fun now?

Try it, girl. You need it.

Upgrade.

That's it. Upgrade.

Both: What are you doing here?

Andie texted me.

- Parent trapped. - Andie: Hey, guys.

I take it Ryan Gosling's not actually here.

She told me it was Jonathan Ke Quan!

Sorry guys, but I had to get you here.

It finally clicked why the Hot M.E.S.

didn't entice your spice.

Turns out you were right, Dakota.

Kid stuff is not gonna make this summer epic,

which is why we're upgrading it to...

the sequel! For example,

number 33 was...

Ooh, I remember that.

That's when we snuck into our very first R-rated flick.

Andie, I told you I was "no" on the list.

- I'm out of here. - Wait, wait.

Just hear me out, okay?

We can upgrade to "sneak XXX peek."

You want me to break into a triple-X?

Okay, I'm not an expert on what gets you in trouble,

versus what doesn't, but, uh,

that seems like a sure bet!

I can get my jungle bungled at home, Andie.

You guys, I really need this.

Without the Hot M.E.S.,

I know how I'm gonna be spending my summer,

just agonizing over next year without friends.

I just want to feel how we felt

the first time we did the list,

but if you guys really don't want to do it, it's fine.

Whatever. We'll drop it.

If the Hot M.E.S. means that much to you

I'm willing to sequel it,

because you mean that much to me.

Thanks, Dakota. Wynn?

I can't do the list without you.

You're the reason why I did half the items the first time.

Since I ghosted you guys,

I haven't had a solid group of friends since.

I just knew that no one could live up to

the amount of fun that we had together.

I may be iffy on the list still,

but I'm a hundred on you guys.

- Let's do it! - Yeah!

Welcome to the jungle, baby!

? Your waiter ?

? Tip your waiter ?

? Tip your waiter ?

? Tip your waiter ?

? Now tip the strippers ?

? Tip the strippers ?

? Tip the strippers ?

? Tip the strippers ?

Wow.

? Your bartenders ?

- ? You like this song? ? - Yeah!

D-d-d-deejay Pinkgasm in the house!

Who's ready for a jungle bungle?

Gentlemen and... gentlemen,

I ask that you guys keep all of your hands

in your pants at all time.

Please remember that the animals are animals

and we're about to make it rainforest

all over your underdogs.

- Now who's ready to get soaked... - Yeah!

...and meet the Bungles from the Jungle?

- Ahh! - It seems like it's for gay dudes.

- Ya think? - First up,

from Iguazu, Argentina, we have Tarz-man!

Oh, my goodness! It looks like the jeep has overturned and the animals are loose.

Don't worry. So are you.

Okay.

Yeah! Whoo!

I love that song.

All righty, my mad little monkeys.

I have Randy-utans over here that got Bungle Bite,

and the only way to cure them is to dance to a track called...

"Never, Never."

Both: Talent show!

- Do you guys remember the moves? - I choreographed this noise.

- Respect! - Wait, Wynn, I could barely of this at tryouts.

I can't dance in front of all these people.

I thought I helped you have fun.

Were those just words or am I here for a goddamn reason?

Oh, my God!

? I've heard it all before ?

? I can't take no more ?

? Girl let me show you how much I have changed ?

? Don't walk away ?

? Yeah ?

? I want you to stay ?

? Never gonna stop never gonna drop ?

? Never gonna let you go, even though you say so ?

? Whoa-oh, baby, please say no ?

- ? Don't go ? - Brayer Elementary School, bitches!

Elementary school? How old are you guys?

Run!

Oh, come on! Who keeps letting kids in here?

It's not actually a zoo!

I can't believe I just did that.

Who am I with you?

Oh, Wynn, oh! I hate you!

Your triple extreme emotions are contagious!

That alligator really knew how to use its teeth.

So, do you see? The Hot M.E.S.S. Struck Again was even better than before.

We didn't get in trouble and I still got spanked.

I can't wait for the next item.

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Let's upgrade Swing and Sing to Sex Swing.

Oh, oh, oh! No, Sex Sing! Ooh, sex!

Or-- or Marco Polo to Throw a Kid In the Pool and Tell No One.

Ooh, how about-- shit!

I told Josh to wait in my room five hours ago.

Meet you guys tomorrow night at...

All: Midnight!

? In the light I see the dark ?

? I'm a believer ?

You make your summer break quake yet?

Hey, I'm sorry that I didn't make time to talk to you about you leaving today.

I just can't imagine what I'm going to do without you.

Ands, the only thing that's never going to change is how I feel about you.

Besides, we've overcome bigger obstacles than distance.

Today's not technically over yet.

Well, after midnight, so that's incorrect.

First day of summer here me come-r.

- Oh! Ow! - What did I do?

No, no, no, it's not you. The bike got me good.

I'm saddle sore, big time.

Well, we already waited five months.

- What's another day? - Yeah.

Might be more like a week.

All: Mae!

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