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- Previously on Foursome,

our last day on Beach Island wasn't exactly coconut creamy.

- You are only here to win Andie back.

- After finding out about Kent's OG intentions

and Josh's ulterior motives, I needed a vacay day to myself.

Instead I got front row seats to the idiot show.

I decided to spend my last island

minutes with the people I love the most.

But I have a feeling that the drama

won't be left on Beach Island.

- Have fun fitting into a double-zero, Andie Fatler.

? Sometimes it's just

- You're pickier than a white girl at a drive through.

You must have had one two many pineapples

on Beach Island 'cause she's thick.

- You guys,

look at us.

Dakota's being rude, Courtney's talking tots, Mae's...

Mae.

Everything's back to normal, we're home.

- Dorothy, I swear if you click those heels one more time.

- See, we're being so us.

- Blood sis, not that we don't love

the enthusiasm but like why though?

- Honestly,

Alec.

- Alec?

- Alec, I had no protection on

Beach Island and look what happened.

- You got sand permanently jammed in your--

- Dakota. - What?

I'm just being us.

- What happened was I got bombarded

by boys who ruined the end of my trip

and possibly my trust for their gender.

- Okay, what's Alec got to do with--

- He's going to interfere. - Bingo.

Home sweet home includes a personal bodyguard who

will keep my knights in shining garbage far away from me,

and back to normal means a boy-free zone

for A Fix and guess what? I ain't mad at it.

- Great, you've got it all figure out.

Can we go to school now?

- Yeah, I'm gonna stop home first

and change because... dress code.

- Mm hmm. - Mm hmm.

- Why are you so stressed?

- Because you're all so excited to be

back so things can go back to normal.

Well, guess what, I wasn't a part

of this group when things were normal.

- What?

I feel like we've done this before.

- Listen little turkey, gobble gobble gobble.

You are part of the new normal.

The normal where I drop you guys off at school but I don't

stay 'cause I'm not allowed and people think it's weird.

The normal where Dakota starts

smooching students non-stop, 'cause... laws.

- The normal where Mae sees herself in the mirror

for the very first time and realizes she's a ginger...

everywhere.

- But most importantly, the normal which isn't new.

Old dependable where my brother deters dudes.

Now let's go get our normal.

? It's a beautiful day

- I'm not going, you can't make me!

- Use your words, big guy.

- Fine, last time I was at Brayer, I was all sad and shit

and then we boned over break and I was all happy and shit.

But I'm wondering if seeing Andie around my

ex-best bros is gonna set me back and shit.

- You're exhausting. - No, I'm Alec.

- Look I already told you,

I got back our reign over Brayer by blackmailing

the teachers to only sponsor the jock clubs,

and that's just one of the tricks I have up my skirt.

- Oh. What else you got up there?

- Basketball is almost back and if you do what I say,

those big sad memories can be buried deep down

for you to worry about when you're older.

- Yeah, suppress my issues. - Mm-hmm.

- Boop. - Yeah, boop.

- You're gonna stay home, don't want you having

a Fixler freak out on Andie's first day back.

I still have to get to all the teachers.

I'm gonna be queen of Brayer by the end of the day

and you, you get to sit down here

all day and think about me

and the powerful woman I'm about to become.

See ya.

- Bye.

Oh, no, my crotch itches.

- Please Mr. Bach, come back and sponsor the Bulletin.

- I want to boys but--

I have to go coach basketball.

- Lost your sponsor because he doesn't

want to meet in your new office, the closet?

- Peg, did a goat kick you in

your head causing temporary amnesia?

Because

as I recall,

I booted you from the Bulletin.

- Goat?

More like gloat

while you can.

I just came from Principal Slacks and gave her

a full download of what happened on Beach Island.

So I'll just be leaving that here as

Media Club will be moving back in no time,

kicking you out on-- - Our butts?

- Precisely.

Goodbye,

for good.

Basketball, yeah.

- Please come back and sponsor Chess Club.

We can't meet if we don't have a chaperone.

- I'm chaperoning for baseball now.

Feel free to try out for ballboy.

- But that doesn't start 'til spring.

- Ugh, I thought you were gonna change.

- I did.

Internally.

I got home, I picked out a less snug style,

I went to go warm my pants in the dryer like always--

- We hear ya! You like warm pants!

- And then I saw Alec with Greer!

- Al Rear?

Ship name hell.

- They're not just boning. He's like her puppet.

She literally handcuffed him

to the couch and then just left.

- Quit spitting drama, llama.

It was probably just gross Al-Greer foreplay.

That ship name is crazy.

- Something foul is afoot.

All the smart kids' clubs are getting dropped one by one.

I say we investigate. - No, no to drama.

Who cares about nerds? - Smart kids.

- Who cares that Greer left

your brother handcuffed in the basement?

- What?

- Don't let your brother get in

the way of you getting your normal.

You've gone all through high school

being ignored by dudes in the hallways.

You don't need anybody's help with that.

- Super rude stuff, babe.

But you're right.

You know what's gonna feel super normal?

Strutting in slow motion.

Are you ready to pop your catwalk cherry?

- Any room for me in those tight pants?

- Dang little Fix, you buy a new bod over break?

Where's your bro?

- Andie, I need to you to you.

- If she needs to talk to anyone, it's me.

- Where you going?

- I'm going to get my normal.

- Gotta get loose to itch it.

Fine babe, you can reach.

- So what's next?

- We're gonna hypnotize him. - I'm in.

I've always wanted to shrink someone in all the ways.

- But how?

- Okay, so I was thinking that-- where are you going?

- I'm sorry, I can't.

Do you know what type of trouble

we could get into if we're caught?

We are witnesses to the criminal act of

abduction and we have not called the authorities.

I can't risk my academic future.

- So you're just gonna leave us high and dry?

- I will happily be left high but never dry.

- Look, there's another part of this school that needs help.

The ones they call the geeks, the spazoids,

the undesirables, the smart kids.

I'm one of you but I'm also one of them.

- Eww.

I mean, oh.

- You guys got this and you definitely have me,

just not for the next couple of hours.

For a brief moment after Homecoming, my people saw the sun

but I'm determined to help them keep the blinds open.

Bye.

- Okay, I'm ready, let's get my old life back.

Your cerebrum needs a cere-brand

and big brother, the doctors are in.

Are you ready, Alec?

- You'll never get in my head, little sister.

- I already am, big brother.

The first step to retrain your brain.

Family first.

Hi Awec,

I'm your widdle baby sista.

I wov wowwiops and pwaing with my dowwies.

Oh, no Awec,

I need you.

- Any room for me in those tight pants?

- Awec, why aren't you punching him?

You used to punch people.

- Dang little Fix, you buy a new bod over break?

Where's your big bro?

- Yes, it's working.

- When did you have time to edit that?

- Time for phase two.

- Mr. Limbado.

You wouldn't want the whole school to know what you

like to do with an empty shampoo bottle, now would you?

- Oh,

my God.

No.

- Well, then, you need to drop debate and join wrestling

and don't make me ask you twice.

- Another one bites the dust.

- Everything is going according to plan.

Alec is wrapped around my dick

and the only thing left, destroy Andie Fixler.

- Yeah Greer, about that.

You are seconds away from being the lady Prez of Brayer.

Can't you just forget about the sophomore?

- No!

I can't be a ruler

if I don't gain respect from my subjects.

I need to let Brayer know

that you don't mess with Greer Ashton.

- Step two to retrain your brain, friends forever.

Pfft, you're not my friend,

you're my little sister's friend.

- You're right, I'm not your friend, thank God, but he is.

- Josh,

you invited Josh?

The whole reason we're doing this is so that my

brother will keep him away from me and you invited Josh.

- Why do you want your brother to go back to normal?

- So Josh and Kent will leave me alone.

- When did Josh leave you alone the most?

- When he was friends with my bro--

Oh.

I see you.

Okay.

This doesn't change anything between us.

- I'm here for Alec.

- You throw this? - You know I did.

I miss you, I'm here for you Alec.

- You weren't there for me when you tried to bang my sister.

- I didn't try to bang your sister.

I was in love with her.

- Then why'd you go behind my back, Josh?

- I hid my feelings for as long

as I did because of our friendship.

Then I saw her with that koala and I had to act.

- Yeah I get that, that Aus is a major drongo.

- I mean, what's his deal?

- I don't know, it's like "The dingo ate my--"

Just shut up, dude. - Right?

He's all "Foster is Australian for 'shut up'!"

I hate that guy. - I hate that guy.

- I'm sorry, man. - Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

You're my best friend. - No, you're my best friend.

- What do you want?

- Are you tired of being pushed into garbage cans?

- Yeah.

- Are you sick of the jocks running the school?

- Yeah.

- Are you over having to go home to use the bathroom?

- Of course we are, but all of our club

sponsors have switched over to sports.

- Basketball has three sponsors

and that's not including their coach.

- Greer's blackmailed all the faculty

and with Alec Fixler behind her, we have no hope.

- Don't worry about Greer,

her power source is being distracted as we speak.

As for the rest of the school,

we can take it back ourselves together.

There's more of us than there are of the jocks

and Brayer has zero tolerance for bullying.

I've got the handbook to prove it.

- Ohh... - Handbook.

- Tomorrow morning when the bell rings its third chime,

meet me in C Hall ready for battle.

- All right, yeah.

Oh, my back. - My sciatica.

- Oy vey. - Worth it.

- Step number three to retrain your brain,

love never-lasting.

Und tell me Alec, vhat do you observe?

- Boobs. - Nein.

- Boobs. - Nein.

- Girl butt. - Nein!

- Boobs. - Nein.

- Hoverboard. - Nein.

- Boobs. - Wunderbar.

Und vhy vaste your prime vith just von girl?

You are a player zat does not hate da game.

So get in it!

- Look, I know Greer is using me, okay?

I don't give a fu--.

Greer's super hot. We smash.

It's nice not to have to make decisions.

She tells me what to do.

It keeps me from thinking, which I'm down for.

I'm just coasting, baby.

- You know what's funny about this whole thing?

I came here to get you back to normal Alec but

really you are normal , Alec.

You're the same big brother you've always been,

making my life miserable.

I can't believe I thought I could count on you.

Come on guys, let's go.

Auf Wiedersehen!

- Oh.

Good.

A brave loser.

I've got a lot of energy and nowhere to place it.

- I know something you don't!

- Yeah, I'm sure you know a lot that I don't.

I'm hot, you're smart. Uh, doy!

- It's about Andie Fixler!

- I'm listening.

- I want protection.

I want the Bulletin's sponsor back.

I don't want Slacks to have

any more reason to expel us from the room.

Do I have your word that you

and your thugs will make that happen?

- Shocker's honor.

Holy

whiz on waffles.

Andie Fixler,

you're mine.

I haven't quite figured out how to use

this yet but when I do, Andie's burnt toast.

- Greer, look around, babe. - Hmm.

You own this school.

It's done, you're back on top.

Stay a while.

- Ho, the bullies here have got to go.

Hey, ho, the bullies here have got to go.

Hey, ho, the bullies here have got to go.

- What the frack?

- These kids are the backbone of this great school.

If you don't allow them to practice their skills,

who do you think is gonna suffer?

The jocks. Who's gonna tutor them?

You can't just-- - Oh, my God, whatever.

Fine, the losers can have their sponsors back.

I have juicier underpants to wash.

- This is literally what I'm talking about.

- I had a whole speech planned.

That seemed too easy.

- At least your plan didn't blow up in your face.

Just be grateful and don't look too far into it.

You may not like what you see.

- Brother stuff.

- Andie, where have you been?

I've been waiting outside all of your classes.

Can we please talk?

- No one's talking to my sister except me!

- Alec, don't make me--

- And I'm back!

- We'll just meet you back at Courtney's.

- I already left.

- Thanks for that.

- Any time.

Look Andie, I'm always gonna look out for you, okay?

Even if you don't like the way I do it.

These guys don't have your best interests at heart.

I would know, I'm one of 'em.

I let Kent take you to Homecoming 'cause he asked like

a respectable bro and then he took your ass to a motel.

You're 16 years old, Andie. That's not what a good guy does.

Plus you were dating him for like a day.

- A month. - Still.

- You know, you were right about Kent.

I really didn't know him as much as I thought I did.

I just, I don't get how you can have my back

one minute and then be with Greer the next.

It just seems counterintuitive.

- Hey, what I do with my ween won't affect my team, huh?

- That's a real gross rhyme.

- Just know in your noggin no matter who I smash,

I'm always gonna have your back.

You can count on me.

Love you, little sis.

- I love you.

Okay.

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