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- Previously on Foursome,

Kent and I wasted no time getting our groove on.

Too bad we were way off beat.

While I went on a mission to find our rhythm,

the rest of the gang initiated Peg into our group.

- Time to turn this bookworm into an earthworm.

- It's more like she initiated them.

- I feel that being bold and taking chances is different

than being reckless with your body.

- Just as Kent and I fixed our flow,

I came back and got hit with the biggest blow.

Josh.

- How are you feeling, what are you gonna do?

- Are you okay?

- So she really called you?

- Yep.

- Andie,

it's Josh.

Hey,

you okay?

- Thank you so much for coming.

I really need extra moral support.

You're the best.

You're such a good friend.

- Did you really--

- It's complicated.

Andie, would you please listen to me?

At least let me explain myself.

- Explain what?

How you told your friends you were going to go to Brayer

to Alec's sister?

- That's not what happened.

Look, I guess in the beginning,

yeah, I did wanna mess with Alec

but then I ended up having real feeings for you.

- You're lying!

How am I supposed to believe anything that you say to me!

I don't even know who you are anymore!

Are you even Australian?

- It only started as a lie

and then I got to know you.

Then I fell in love with you.

- Are you kidding me?

This is how you're gonna tell me that you love me?

Thanks for ruining another life moment for me.

Get the hell out of my room!

Get out of my room!

- Okay, all right.

- Stop!

I need to spend the last day of my vacation alone.

I'm sorry that totally was directed at Kent.

I'm just gonna go clear my head, okay?

Guys, I mean it.

I really just need to be alone today.

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Hey, I wonder what they're talking about.

- Hey, what are you doing?

Andie just said that she wants to be left alone.

- Yeah, by you

because you're the one she's mad at.

I'm the one she called to make her feel better.

- Shoulder to cry on?

Rubbish!

More like shoulder to bang her on.

We both know you are only here to win Andie back.

You're nothing but a vulture swooping in

when she's vulnerable.

- You're a little insecure, huh?

What, are you afraid the best man's gonna win?

- Oh, I know the best man will win.

I've won her once and I'll do it again.

- I couldn't hear anything.

- As much as I wish those two were gay,

their tension was not sexual.

Whatever it was, it won't good.

- This is the worst I've ever seen our girl.

I mean, Andie, didn't even wanna talk

and pace about it this time.

- We should beat Kent's ass!

I don't wanna jack up my jacking hand though.

One of you could push him down a hill.

- No, no, you guys!

We need to pull an Aretha Louise Franklin

and R-E-S-P-E-C-T Andie's wishes.

We're focusing on the wrong problem.

- Ugh, please!

Not another lecture on my reading is important.

David didn't write this article

to simply rain on our parade.

This is about something bigger.

The time has come to tell you the truth about me.

- Yeah, there's nothing you could say

that would make us go away.

I mean, look at Mae, she's still here.

- Yeah, worse case scenario,

you just hang out with us and we just stay mad at you.

It happens to Andie every damn day.

Now spill.

- The Brayer Bulletin didn't come here

just to soak up UV rays,

we came to take you all down.

- Duh? - Yeah, we know.

- I thought we would catch you guys doing something

that would get you kicked out of the Brayer Layer for good

but I couldn't find any proof.

Now it looks like David's moved on to planting

evidence to ensure that he gets the room.

That's what this is all about!

- Yeah, I say who cares?

Ya know.

- I don't even go to Brayer.

- We should care.

The last thing Andie needs is to lose

the Brayer Layer for good.

Andie needs to return home to a sense of normalcy

after a shock like this.

- She's right.

The Brayer Layer is her home.

- Just Andie's home?

- Okay!

So, how do we give a...

Ooh, does it involve day drinking?

- We need to divide and conquer.

Be on the lookout for the lackeys

and any suspicious activity.

- Peg, you just earned your first hands in.

- Oh, um-um, could we just go wash them first

before we--

- You better take your moment, girl.

- Okay.

Stop the Bulletin from causing any unpleasantness

as they do in every scenario every single time there's--

- Too long!

- Conquer our enemies on three!

One, two, three--

- Conquer our enemies!

- Conquer their enemies.

That's not a bad idea.

Maybe it's time you start thinking outside the box, Steven.

I'll coerce the Foursome into doing good deeds,

film them, chop it up in editing,

and throw in a voiceover.

And bam!

They'll look like angels and Slacks will have to

give us the room back.

It's not really ethical.

Then again, I don't teach ethics.

I teach media club!

And english.

Ah!

Son of a...

- Anything else I can get for you?

- No, thank you.

I'm just here so that I can get back to my old self,

back to me.

My pilgrimage begins with relaxing and I'm...

Oh, already gone.

- Hey,

didn't mean to disturb you, just wanted to check in

and see if you were good.

- I should really be the one apologizing.

I'm the one who invited you all the way here

and then immediately decided I needed to be alone.

I really appreciate you giving me some space.

You're seriously a friend.

- Oh, I just brought you by a little something

to help you relax.

Relax.

There you go.

Just relax.

- I can't believe this.

- Andie, please,

I know that you don't wanna talk to me right now

and that's just totally justifiable.

I just wanted to come by and help you relax a little bit,

take away the stress because I know that I caused it all.

Anyway, this is for you.

All right.

Just

relax,

relax.

- Hope you're feeling better,

flew all the way out here just for you.

Herbal tea?

Just relax.

- I'm so sorry to hurt your feelings.

I'm softening the blow with this nice, cushiony pillow.

Just lay back and relax.

I care about you.

I'm sorry.

- I'm not leaving!

Cheers!

Phase one complete.

I've lit a match and the Foursome are starting to burn.

I knew that Josh would come running at the first

thought of Andie's heart being in trouble.

Now that both he and Kent are on the island,

it's time to begin phase two.

- Remind again what phase two is.

- There is sure to be a brawl between the boys.

There's only one boy in Media Club,

Dakota.

- Where there is smoke, there is fire, Terry.

Andie always gets involved and Dakota loves drama.

They weren't even the ones fighting at homecoming

but they were there,

and that was enough for Principal Slacks.

All we have to do is capture the fight on camera

and show that the Foursome are incapable of

learning from their mistakes.

Quarreling was why they were suspended in the first place!

- Yeah, that and partying.

Their lives are so exciting!

Oh, no, that's usually the look you give

right before you hit me.

- No, Terry,

good,

Terry,

you just gave me an idea for the perfect setup for a fight.

What is the one thing the Foursome are not allowed

to do at the bungalow?

- Pee sitting down?

- No, you idiot!

Throw a party!

We are going to print out flyers that say that

there is going to be a party tonight

at the Foursome's beach house.

A mixture of alcohol, small quarters,

and testosterone always results in a brawl.

- That was a lot of words in a row.

What's happening?

- We're going to a party.

- Best plan ever!

- I've been here drinking this whole time

and I haven't seen those little Bulletin boys anywhere.

Maybe they're planning their sabotage

in their rum, room.

- Me either.

I looked everywhere!

The men's showers at the resort,

the men's showers at the hotel,

the men's showers at the pool,

and nothing!

- I've been surveying plausible locations

and I've come up emptier than the candy bowl

in my podiatrist's waiting room.

It's like "Refill it, Bob, or give it to me!"

- Hey, guys.

- Oh, hi, Mr. Shaw.

- Oh, things were bad enough, now you're here?

Rude.

- Oh, oh no, I dropped five whole dollars!

Isn't there somebody that can help me please?

- You can reach.

- I can't bend down

because of my bad back.

Fun fact about Shaw is I suffered from severe scoliosis

since before puberty.

It's actually been kind of rough.

No one likes a crooked boy.

- Old people.

The day I can't bend over, end it.

- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you, good Samaritan

for returning my money that belonged to me and not to you.

You did the right thing.

You're such a good person.

This is.

- I love fires!

Ooh, it's for a party.

Mm, frown town.

I wish we could go but we're all too distracted

by p-Andie-liners' problems.

- What did you just say?

- It's not my party but I can cry if I want to.

Men can cry, it's 2017.

- Recognize the address?

- Dude, we plan a party and print flyers

over a blackout drunk?

- It wouldn't be the first time.

- What?

No.

How would David not one-up you guys?

It's really mind-boggling.

Never mind.

This is it.

This is David's doing.

The lackeys are going to throw a party at your beach house--

- Fun! - Ooh!

- and get you all kicked of the island.

- Um, not fun.

- We only have one day left,

what's the big deal anyway?

- How is it going to look to Principal Slacks

when two school clubs go to the island

and only one gets kicked off for partying?

Especially when that's the whole reason

you got suspended in the first place.

She will never give the Brayer Layer back

to the Media Club.

- Well, what are we gonna do?

- We are going to throw a supreme shindig.

In the words of Melissa Arnette Elliott,

"We are going to put our thing down,

"flip it and reverse it."

- Who the calls Missy Elliott

by her full name?

- I do.

- Anything else I can get ya?

- No, thank you.

I'm just here to get back to me.

My journey continues with feeding my soul.

I'm really hoping to...

Oh, look at that.

They're already gone.

- Okay,

your favorite childhood meal.

Your mom would always make you this

to make you feel better

as from the gentleman at the bar

who has been in your life the longest

and cares about you the most.

- Yeah.

These are from the gentleman in the corner.

He wants you to know how much he's changed.

He remembers that you don't like oysters

so he gave you something he knows you'll love

just like he knows you can love him again

because he is so super different.

- Look, can you just tell them that--

Dammit!

How do you keep disappearing?

- This is from the guy at the bar.

He held the tomatoes because he can read you like a book.

And this is from the--

- The gentleman in the corner?

- Yeah.

- A single apple?

- He said he wanted it to symbolize the fresh start.

I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

- Hey, miss, we were just really thinking--

- No, no, I can't do this anymore, okay!

As my therapist would say,

"I need to set boundaries."

This shit is above my pay grade!

- A bit of an exaggeration.

- You trying to prove something with how big that cake is?

- I got nothing to prove.

- Pfft!

- I'm not leaving!

- Okay, so I blackmailed the buffoon at the Beach Bodega

into delivering the keg and all the other party supplies

to the lackeys' motel room instead of here.

- Ooh, what do you have on him

theft, assault, murder?

- He rubs his butt before restocking produce.

Beach Island is very strict on produce.

- Do you guys love Media Club?

What's the name of the club

you all are in?

- You just said it.

- Now you say it.

- Media Club?

- Yes!

Do you guys love pizza?

- We love pizza!

Okay.

- Later, gators.

Note to editor,

I mean, myself.

Note to Steven,

edit to emphasize the love of Media Club more.

Easy peasy, Shaw boy!

Aw, I'm fine!

- What!

- My final destination on getting back to my old self.

Release.

There's no one here left to walk away

because you're really all alone this time, Andie.

Let it all go.

Ahhhh!

- Andie!

- This is how the rest of the night is going to go down.

I paid someone to go get the concierge

at precisely 11:37 p.m.,

prime party time.

Then, they'll bring the concierge to

the Bulletin's hotel room.

The concierge will blow his top

and kick them off the island.

- Let's do the damn thing!

- I think Andie's had enough alone time for today.

Let's go get--

- Our girl!

Oh, sorry, I totes cut you off.

Okay, let's try it again.

Um, let's go get--

- Our!

- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were doing--

- No, no, no, that was my bad.

- I can't with y'all.

Can we just go get Andie?

- What do you want from me?

- I just want you to be happy again.

Okay, I wanna be the person who makes you happy again.

- What are you even talking about, man?

You're the reason she feels like crap in the first place.

I'm the one that Andie wants here.

- She may want you here,

but she sure as hell doesn't want you.

Tell me, why would she want a pussy

who couldn't take her when he had the chance?

- Excuse me?

Take me?

- I thought you'd say that.

Let's take this outside.

- We're already outside, idiot.

Ah, okay.

All right.

How about just that?

Okay.

- Stand back, Andie!

Come here!

My foot in your ass! - Oh, sh...!

- Is this really happening?

- Everything that's happened is happening.

Crabs.

- "Oh, I can't stay here.

"Oh, I'm so cool.

"I come from the the 'land down under'.

"Throw shrimp on the barbie."

- "Look, bro, I'm Josh

"and I like to wear a camera on my fat, nasty--"

- "I'll never take any photos!"

- This is getting wildly off topic.

- Cut it out!

- Don't do that, man!

- You don't do that, man!

- Ooh, they're Bridget Jones-ing.

Is this how we do sports?

Who do I root for?

- I'm on team Kent.

It revolves around dumb things

because Andie's made us so frickin' angry.

- Yeah, but Annie Leibovitz has been here

from the beginning.

He let Kent slide in, literally.

Then he flew out and...

Ooh!

- Oh, their perfect faces!

- Woo!

A fight, a real live fight!

- Oh, you spit in my--

- Brenda Lee Marie Lukens,

will you make me the happiest man in the world

and marry me--

- Oh?

- Finally, yes, yes I will marry you!

- Congratulations!

- Wow, that's awesome!

- Oh!

- Goddamn!

- Get off of me!

- You guys are being ridiculous,

both of you.

Josh, you were supposed to come here as a friend.

All you've been trying to do is win me back.

The truth is, I was never yours.

And Kent, you slept with me

and made me believe it was real.

The first real thing I've ever felt

and it was for some guy who was just trying to

get back at my brother?

Do you realize how disgusting that is?

You two deserve each other.

You don't deserve me.

- We should go after her this time, right?

- Yeah. - Um, yep, uh-huh.

- Yes, a powerful yes.

- How are you feeling?

- Still pretty upset.

- What are you gonna do?

- I don't really know yet.

- Are you okay?

- You know,

Not right now,

but I'm going to be,

eventually because of you guys.

Thank you so much for giving me the space I needed today

but I don't want to spend the last night of my vacation

talking about boys,

especially those boys.

I've already done enough of that.

Tonight, I just want to party with my best friends.

Let's finish this vacation off right.

Keg delivery.

Where do you want it?

- Thanks for throwing this party, you guys,

so sweet of you.

- How, how did you do it?

- Oh, it was simple really.

I just followed the rules of journalism.

Always be one step ahead of your rivals.

See, my mistake all along was thinking

the Foursome were my rival

when really I should have never been aligned

with someone as incompetent as yourself,

you too, Terry.

- These fruity gelatin molds taste sour.

- I will have the last laugh.

I don't care where the party occurs

as long as it occurs.

Where the Foursome goes,

the boys will follow.

It's all just a waiting game

and bam!

Fight!

- Oh, you saw the fight?

That was so epic!

- What?

- Yeah, that dude with the Australian accent

fought that all-American dude like so evenly!

- There was already a fight?

No!

That can't be.

No!

- Cheers!

- It's not what it looks like!

Yeah, it is!

- Excuse me, sir,

don't I know you?

- Oh, why yes, I'm the concierge.

- Brandon?

Is that you?

- There's no Brandon Fox!

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