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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,741 --> 00:00:10,074 - Previously on Foursome. 2 00:00:10,074 --> 00:00:12,010 After a week of partying on Beach Island 3 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,311 we needed to be reigned in, 4 00:00:13,311 --> 00:00:14,846 which the weather took literally. 5 00:00:14,846 --> 00:00:16,114 We got rained in. 6 00:00:16,114 --> 00:00:17,816 A spooky log kept us preoccupied. 7 00:00:17,816 --> 00:00:19,150 Well, kept them preoccupied. 8 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:20,485 Sorry. Go ahead. 9 00:00:20,485 --> 00:00:21,987 I may have been mixing genres 10 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:23,589 while reconnecting with an old friend. 11 00:00:23,589 --> 00:00:25,623 I wasn't too distracted, because I spotted 12 00:00:25,623 --> 00:00:28,160 that our new visitor had ulterior motives. 13 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,627 And after a gentle talking to... 14 00:00:29,627 --> 00:00:31,930 Come down here with us. You'll float, too. 15 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:34,332 Peg came around. 16 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:37,168 Luckily our horror story had a happy ending. 17 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:38,637 - Y'all get together! 18 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:42,841 I wanna snap a pic 'cause we look slick. 19 00:00:42,841 --> 00:00:45,010 Scooch over and show some skin, 20 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:47,145 what's up with the mummy look, King Slut? 21 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:49,847 - Enjoy the UV death rays as I enjoy a future 22 00:00:49,847 --> 00:00:52,084 of scrotum free looking skin. 23 00:00:52,084 --> 00:00:53,785 - Now you're making them come for you. 24 00:00:53,785 --> 00:00:55,554 - Dakota, stop. I'll do it myself. Dakota, stop! 25 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:59,791 - Ooh, damn, girl! That's what you been hiding? 26 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,393 Don't hide your cream, Twinkie. 27 00:01:01,393 --> 00:01:03,762 - Kota, get my best side. 28 00:01:03,762 --> 00:01:04,763 Justy. 29 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:06,564 Ooh, like what you see? 30 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:09,200 - Inside and out. 31 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,536 - Dakota, do you mind cropping all of you guys out, 32 00:01:11,536 --> 00:01:14,739 editing my jelly, and sending it for Kent? 33 00:01:14,739 --> 00:01:17,142 Oh, and you take a more chaste looking one 34 00:01:17,142 --> 00:01:21,513 where I look like a dope conversationalist, for Josh? 35 00:01:21,513 --> 00:01:24,215 - Hmm, which relationship sounds like more fun? 36 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:27,085 - They're both fun in different ways. 37 00:01:27,085 --> 00:01:30,622 - Diggity dang damn dang! We look so good. 38 00:01:30,622 --> 00:01:34,927 We're def the hottest mofos on this island. 39 00:01:46,604 --> 00:01:49,274 ? I can't shake you off, shake you off 40 00:01:49,274 --> 00:01:50,942 ? You're my rockstar 41 00:01:50,942 --> 00:01:53,345 ? I wanna get you off, get you off 42 00:01:53,345 --> 00:01:54,913 ? You're my superstar 43 00:01:54,913 --> 00:01:57,516 ? Turn the music up, bang that drum 44 00:01:57,516 --> 00:01:58,984 ? Let beat rock 45 00:01:58,984 --> 00:02:00,886 ? Four, three, two, one 46 00:02:00,886 --> 00:02:03,989 ? I'm ready for some -. 47 00:02:03,989 --> 00:02:06,458 My ex, Marge. 48 00:02:07,659 --> 00:02:09,894 ? Four, three, two, one 49 00:02:09,894 --> 00:02:12,231 ? I'm ready for some fun 50 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:13,999 - Not trying to be George 51 00:02:13,999 --> 00:02:16,034 but I'm hella curious. 52 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:18,470 You dated a girl? 53 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:22,007 And equally important, her name is Marge but she's hot? 54 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:23,608 - How is that possible? 55 00:02:23,608 --> 00:02:26,044 I know all of your conquests and their ratings. 56 00:02:26,044 --> 00:02:28,714 - Some tea just too painful to serve. 57 00:02:28,714 --> 00:02:29,714 - Sounds good. 58 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,616 - Come on. - Dakota! 59 00:02:31,616 --> 00:02:34,052 - Duly noted. In this group "no means no" isn't respected. 60 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:35,687 - Fine, I'll tell you. - Wait! 61 00:02:35,687 --> 00:02:38,156 This story is one best served shaken. 62 00:02:38,156 --> 00:02:40,158 We need booze, babes. 63 00:02:40,158 --> 00:02:41,760 - Okay, you guys go do that. 64 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,428 I'll be right back. 65 00:02:43,428 --> 00:02:45,697 - Where are you guys going? - Dakota? 66 00:02:47,499 --> 00:02:49,568 Dakota Green, is that you? 67 00:02:49,568 --> 00:02:51,036 - Oh, hey, 68 00:02:51,036 --> 00:02:52,871 Marge Dubois. 69 00:02:52,871 --> 00:02:54,639 How are you? 70 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,042 I haven't seen you since 7th grade, 71 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,577 after the breakup. 72 00:02:59,577 --> 00:03:00,445 - Right? 73 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:02,447 Seems like forever ago. 74 00:03:02,447 --> 00:03:04,015 Hey, I'm only here for the day. 75 00:03:04,015 --> 00:03:05,016 Would you want to catch up 76 00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:06,184 at the Oyster's Grotto? 77 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:10,321 Great! 78 00:03:10,321 --> 00:03:12,190 Can't wait to hear what you've been up to. 79 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,293 - See you tonight! - Okay. 80 00:03:20,064 --> 00:03:21,166 - So? 81 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:23,035 - She's crazy. 82 00:03:27,272 --> 00:03:29,341 - Dakota! Wait up! 83 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:34,212 Overreaction much? 84 00:03:34,212 --> 00:03:35,947 - Overreaction? Really? 85 00:03:35,947 --> 00:03:37,582 Homegirl Cheshired me. 86 00:03:37,582 --> 00:03:40,552 Bitch didn't stop smiling once. Not once! 87 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:42,387 If you only knew what she was capable of 88 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,822 you wouldn't be saucing me. 89 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:44,823 - So tell us. 90 00:03:44,823 --> 00:03:46,291 - Yeah, I'm buzzed now. 91 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,492 I can listen. 92 00:03:47,492 --> 00:03:48,393 - Fine! 93 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:50,161 I'll tell you vultures. 94 00:03:50,161 --> 00:03:52,897 But the story of Marge Dubois is a tender one. 95 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:54,800 Be warned shrews. 96 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,300 It was in 7th grade. 97 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,503 Call Me Maybe was number one. 98 00:03:58,503 --> 00:04:02,273 "Dakotees, you're the best boyfriend any girl could hope for. 99 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:04,275 "Sure, you yell at me when I eat carbs, 100 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,612 "but I know you do that so I'll be cool, 101 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:07,679 "just like you! 102 00:04:07,679 --> 00:04:10,915 "I've never been happier in my whole life! 103 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:12,217 "I'm 13! 104 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,486 "Ugh. You're so extra! 105 00:04:14,486 --> 00:04:17,122 "The only person that's this happy all the time 106 00:04:17,122 --> 00:04:18,556 "is an Oompa Loompa, 107 00:04:18,556 --> 00:04:22,027 "and I don't trust those cocoa hungry trolls." 108 00:04:24,996 --> 00:04:26,864 She smiled the whole damn time! 109 00:04:26,864 --> 00:04:30,235 And shortly after that moment, I broke up with Marge. 110 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:32,003 When I dumped her, she cut off all her hair. 111 00:04:32,003 --> 00:04:34,739 Not in a Miley way, but in a Britney breakdown type a way. 112 00:04:34,739 --> 00:04:36,541 Then she flung herself down a flight of stairs 113 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:38,176 and moved 3,000 miles away. 114 00:04:38,176 --> 00:04:39,343 I did that. 115 00:04:39,343 --> 00:04:41,579 Me. Beautiful me. 116 00:04:41,579 --> 00:04:42,914 - You really feel so guilty 117 00:04:42,914 --> 00:04:45,583 about what went down when you were children? 118 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:47,519 Then why don't you just go tonight and apologize? 119 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:49,187 - I said I was guilty, not stupid. 120 00:04:49,187 --> 00:04:51,923 I'm not gonna risk my personal safety with that squirrel. 121 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:53,425 She's nuts! 122 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:55,961 - Okay, but if you did decide to bang a girl again, 123 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:58,296 it would def be me, right? 124 00:04:58,296 --> 00:05:00,899 Aw. 125 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:01,900 No. 126 00:05:05,236 --> 00:05:08,006 - - Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? 127 00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:09,207 - Creeper. 128 00:05:09,207 --> 00:05:11,209 - I'll go get my supplies! 129 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:14,413 Internet stalking is what I do best! 130 00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:17,448 - Where is she? She should be back. 131 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,117 Peg! 132 00:05:19,117 --> 00:05:20,819 What have you been doing with the Foursome this whole time? 133 00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:23,188 - Research. Nothing to report yet. 134 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:26,391 - Stan was right leaving me in charge of the Bulletin. 135 00:05:26,391 --> 00:05:28,660 You don't have what it takes to lead. 136 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:32,097 - I am the definition of what it takes. 137 00:05:32,097 --> 00:05:36,000 In fact I've zeroed in on Dakota. 138 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,835 - Excellent. 139 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:40,638 The member with the most incriminating evidence stacked up. 140 00:05:40,638 --> 00:05:43,408 Most recently, sex with a teacher. 141 00:05:43,408 --> 00:05:44,809 He's the clear target. 142 00:05:44,809 --> 00:05:46,711 - So then why'd we go after Courtney first? 143 00:05:46,711 --> 00:05:49,915 Shut up, Terry! 144 00:05:51,783 --> 00:05:56,021 - Oh man, Dakota's ex-girlfriend is crazy hot. 145 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:57,956 Like sun hot. 146 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,224 I wish you could see her. 147 00:05:59,224 --> 00:06:01,659 - I'm not seeing a lot right now. 148 00:06:01,659 --> 00:06:05,630 Oh, I could eat chow mein off of those clavicles. 149 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,665 - What else would you eat? 150 00:06:07,665 --> 00:06:09,667 Oops, Kent, hang on for a second. 151 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:11,269 - Okay. 152 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:13,471 - Hey, I just saw that photo you sent of Dakota's ex. 153 00:06:13,471 --> 00:06:16,174 She's like sun hot. - Right? 154 00:06:16,174 --> 00:06:17,608 That's exactly what I was saying. 155 00:06:17,608 --> 00:06:19,845 Oh, hang tight. 156 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,915 Whoa. Yes, please. 157 00:06:23,915 --> 00:06:26,384 - If I was there, I would start by nibbling your earlobes 158 00:06:26,384 --> 00:06:27,619 and then 159 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:30,488 - I would worship your... - What? 160 00:06:30,488 --> 00:06:31,956 - Yeah, I'm really digging being your friend. 161 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,058 It's amazing how much we have in common. 162 00:06:34,058 --> 00:06:35,927 - Your turn. 163 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:38,697 - Okay, Mr. Naughty. Get a load of this. 164 00:06:38,697 --> 00:06:42,099 Oh, oh my God! I was not expecting that conversation turn. 165 00:06:42,099 --> 00:06:43,635 - Josh, look away! Look away! 166 00:06:43,635 --> 00:06:47,739 - Honestly, I can't. - Kent? 167 00:06:49,774 --> 00:06:51,909 - Ooh, Justy, look at this profile pic. 168 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:55,046 Don't you think that Marge is hot Cheetos? 169 00:06:55,046 --> 00:06:58,150 Doesn't it melt your butter just thinking about her? 170 00:06:58,150 --> 00:07:01,352 - Hey, hey, I only notice you. Okay? 171 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:03,487 And not just because you got a banging bod 172 00:07:03,487 --> 00:07:05,156 but because of our connection. 173 00:07:05,156 --> 00:07:06,892 You know? Mentally. 174 00:07:08,626 --> 00:07:12,029 - Okay, yeah, but like Marge is a girl. 175 00:07:12,029 --> 00:07:13,464 Like a lady girl! 176 00:07:13,464 --> 00:07:15,433 Don't you wanna watch us make out? 177 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:17,269 Rub our stuff together! 178 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:18,569 Ooh! - Wait a minute. 179 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:21,173 We're in a monogamous relationship. 180 00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:23,308 I don't want to watch you roll around with Marge 181 00:07:23,308 --> 00:07:25,076 or with anybody. 182 00:07:25,076 --> 00:07:26,578 You're more than enough for me. 183 00:07:27,912 --> 00:07:30,849 You crazy bitch! 184 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:33,952 - Um, I am a female but not a canine. 185 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:37,922 So, that expletive isn't offensive, just incorrect. 186 00:07:37,922 --> 00:07:39,824 - That's your last false alarm of this trip. 187 00:07:39,824 --> 00:07:41,425 - I thought Marge was stalking me. 188 00:07:41,425 --> 00:07:43,228 - My God, she's not a stalker. 189 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:46,565 Her Instagram's nothing but smiles and waterfalls. 190 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:50,768 - Girl wants me like Rebecca Black wants Friday. Can I just cancel? 191 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:53,137 I can't handle being responsible for yet another breakdown. 192 00:07:53,137 --> 00:07:56,274 You could make it her choice to no longer pursue you. 193 00:07:56,274 --> 00:07:57,575 Like when my Dad switched colognes, 194 00:07:57,575 --> 00:07:59,043 I stopped sitting on his lap. 195 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,078 I'm almost positive it was intentional. 196 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:06,184 - I'll do anything not to feel guilty. 197 00:08:06,184 --> 00:08:07,886 Okay, what'd ya got? 198 00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:10,888 - Uh, you want me to come up with the plan? 199 00:08:10,888 --> 00:08:13,591 - Yeah, you're the smartest one here. Not a compliment. 200 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:17,028 - I'm the smartest and I'm-- I'm a leader. 201 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:20,998 I'm the leader. 202 00:08:20,998 --> 00:08:24,836 Everything about you is attractive, even to women. 203 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:29,307 To repel Marge, we need to implement some-- some strategy 204 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:32,277 to turn you into Bizarro Dakota-- 205 00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:35,547 your opposite. 206 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:38,082 - All right! Let's glow me down. 207 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:40,518 - - I don't know, but I've been told. 208 00:08:40,518 --> 00:08:41,987 - I don't know, but I've been told. 209 00:08:41,987 --> 00:08:43,955 - Doubt yourself, never be bold. 210 00:08:43,955 --> 00:08:46,124 - Doubt yourself, never be bold. 211 00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:52,897 - It wasn't a run! It was more of a march! 212 00:08:52,897 --> 00:08:55,033 Dakota! 213 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:58,270 You are an incredibly secure and confident person. 214 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:01,539 Now you need a lesson insecurity. 215 00:09:01,539 --> 00:09:02,740 Andie, you're up. 216 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,843 - Why me? 217 00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:09,681 Yeah, okay, it makes sense. What do you want? 218 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:12,116 - To avoid Marge, sir! - Sir? 219 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:15,253 Rude! Wrong answer! You don't know what you want. 220 00:09:15,253 --> 00:09:16,687 I'm gonna make you overthink everything you say. 221 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,489 By the time we're done, 222 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:20,858 you're gonna be totally overwhelmed with all your options. 223 00:09:20,858 --> 00:09:21,892 You're not gonna know if you prefer 224 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:23,661 a mental or physical connection! 225 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:25,897 Inside jokes or super sexy foreign accents! 226 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:27,631 The guy who liked first who broke your heart 227 00:09:27,631 --> 00:09:29,300 or the guy swiped your V Card! 228 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,569 - Andie. 229 00:09:31,569 --> 00:09:33,805 - Okay, yeah. I made that about me. 230 00:09:33,805 --> 00:09:35,006 Sorry. 231 00:09:36,107 --> 00:09:37,976 - Hey! No whistles! 232 00:09:40,945 --> 00:09:43,614 You exude too much mojo! 233 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:46,184 - You exude to much mojo! 234 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,520 - Time to tame your libido! 235 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,922 - Time to tame your libido! 236 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:51,923 - Halt! 237 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:55,960 Dakota, you are hypersexual 238 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,096 in decidedly non-sexual situations. 239 00:09:59,096 --> 00:10:00,365 - What I do? 240 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:02,934 - You need a lesson in asexuality. 241 00:10:02,934 --> 00:10:04,069 - Courtney! 242 00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:05,236 Take it away! 243 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,471 - Oh, the sex one? 244 00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:07,472 Sounds about right. 245 00:10:07,472 --> 00:10:09,540 Now drop and give me 69! 246 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:10,909 - Okay. 247 00:10:10,909 --> 00:10:14,044 - Up! Attention, soldier! 248 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:16,847 In order to keep your privates down, 249 00:10:16,847 --> 00:10:19,016 make sure your eyes stay up! 250 00:10:19,016 --> 00:10:21,886 - Dicking out is so not cool! 251 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:24,455 - Dicking out is so not cool! 252 00:10:24,455 --> 00:10:26,624 - Go blend in, don't be no fool! 253 00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:29,026 - Go blend in, don't be no fool! 254 00:10:29,026 --> 00:10:31,162 - Down by the beach, there are some shells! 255 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:33,698 Some have magic and some are broken. 256 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:36,601 They're all pretty and I like sand. 257 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,636 - You are too good a conversationalist. 258 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:42,507 What you say makes sense, and if it isn't mean, it's typically funny. 259 00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:44,808 You need to do the Mae! 260 00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:46,678 Take it away! - Shh. 261 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:52,183 Add on to the convo with one word or less. 262 00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:55,753 Make sure the word is quite absurd. 263 00:10:55,753 --> 00:10:57,856 - Okay. I got this. 264 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:00,392 Fire. 265 00:11:03,261 --> 00:11:05,129 That's it? - You ready? 266 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:06,397 - No! 267 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,033 Yes! 268 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,401 I don't know. 269 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:10,702 - Go get her. 270 00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:32,023 Dakota? 271 00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:47,705 - Never mind. I've been out following Peg, 272 00:11:47,705 --> 00:11:49,974 and you'll never guess what she's been doing. 273 00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:52,043 - Crib stomping! - Helping Dakota. 274 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,579 - What did you say? - Helping Dakota. 275 00:11:54,579 --> 00:11:56,881 - Right. Yes. 276 00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:59,584 Our little Harriet the Spy has been Harriet the Lie. 277 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,152 But, none the matter. 278 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:03,854 I found out more than just Peg's double crossings. 279 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:06,658 - Just tell them you're out. You can't be out. 280 00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:07,959 The Bulletin is your ticket to the top. 281 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,227 No, but Dakota believes in you. 282 00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:12,864 No, what have you worked this hard for, Peg? 283 00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:15,166 You're not a quitter! - With Peg's guidance, 284 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,068 Dakota has changed everything about himself 285 00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,769 because of an ex he once tormented. 286 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:21,138 - Why is that good? - Because you nincompoop, 287 00:12:21,138 --> 00:12:23,240 if there's on thing Slacks hates 288 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,245 it's when a guy plays with a girl's heart. 289 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,946 She had a lot of non-committal relationships. 290 00:12:28,946 --> 00:12:32,083 - So we... - Out Dakota in front of his ex! 291 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,719 Catch Marge going nuts on camera. 292 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,287 And show it to Slacks. 293 00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:38,255 They'll be kicked out of the Brayer Lair for good. 294 00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:41,158 - What about Peg? - What about her? 295 00:12:41,158 --> 00:12:46,364 We get rid of the girl as soon as this is over. 296 00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:48,066 - I do have what it takes. 297 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:52,203 What it takes to save Dakota! 298 00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:56,173 This vacation has had 299 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:59,410 the nicest weather, the sandiest beaches 300 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,079 and the coolest people. 301 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:03,314 I feel like I've been talking this entire time. 302 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:04,615 Tell me 'bout you? 303 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:07,651 - Well, but, uh... 304 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:11,455 You know, weather. 305 00:13:11,455 --> 00:13:13,391 Work. 306 00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:15,093 - You are so funny. 307 00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:17,428 - Yeah, huh. 308 00:13:17,428 --> 00:13:18,863 You're a straight woman. 309 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,936 - Sir, I am so-- - Yo, Butterfingers, 310 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,804 you know you saw me! 311 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:29,841 I mean, I probably deserved that. 312 00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:34,578 - De... ja.. vu! 313 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:37,080 Remember when we used to chug Mondos like that? 314 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,817 Funniest thing ever! 315 00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:41,552 - Barnacle. - What? 316 00:13:41,552 --> 00:13:43,153 - Armoire. - Sorry? 317 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:46,256 - Fire. You were saying? - Wow. 318 00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,160 It's obvious that you have changed a lot. 319 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,096 - Yes. Yes, I have. 320 00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,364 - I mean the old Dakota would have totally flipped 321 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:58,001 on that waiter when he spilled that drink on you, but not you. 322 00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,237 You just took responsibility. 323 00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:02,006 It's very sexy. - Very what now? 324 00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:04,976 - And you haven't tried to touch me once. 325 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:07,979 Most guys are all over me, but not you. 326 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:10,681 - Not me? What? 327 00:14:10,681 --> 00:14:12,016 - And most importantly, 328 00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:14,652 you have let me have the floor this entire night. 329 00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:15,886 When we used to hang out, 330 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:18,055 I could barely get a word in but 331 00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:20,524 you've made me feel like this is all about me. 332 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:24,162 You know, I thought this was just gonna be a night between old friends, 333 00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:27,832 but you've obviously changed a lot and honestly, 334 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,066 it's turning me on. 335 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:31,402 - Turning what? I'm uncomfortable! 336 00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:32,970 - Then let's get more comfortable. 337 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,204 Come back to my place! 338 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:37,375 - I don't know what to do here. 339 00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:42,480 - Pardon! 340 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,148 Have you seen a boring guy 341 00:14:44,148 --> 00:14:46,384 who's completely insecure and nonsexual 342 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,919 and the immensely attractive woman he was with? 343 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,855 - You mean Marge? 344 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,557 Of course, they had two Slippery Nipples 345 00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:55,026 and went to this hotel. 346 00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:59,330 - Huh. - Here is their room number. 347 00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,098 - You should look into becoming a journalist. 348 00:15:01,098 --> 00:15:03,534 Your attention for detail is impressive. 349 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,102 - She was so hot. 350 00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:07,138 I'm gonna go to her hotel room after my shift. 351 00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:10,441 - Great. Thanks for the info. 352 00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:11,809 - Thank you, Peg. 353 00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,811 You're going to lead me right to them. 354 00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:19,417 - Shall we drink? - I have to make a call. 355 00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:25,523 - I'm gonna put on mute. 356 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:27,525 Okay? - Why? 357 00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:30,962 - So we can use one sense to enjoy-- our sight. 358 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:35,566 - Okay, keeping it fresh. I like it. 359 00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:39,536 - Hey, I guess we're not Skyping because of the whole 360 00:15:39,536 --> 00:15:40,838 when you fell and 361 00:15:40,838 --> 00:15:42,873 I actually don't know what happened. 362 00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:46,077 - Yeah, it was just a loose stitch. 363 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:48,446 Let's just pretend that it didn't happen, okay? 364 00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:50,247 Just enjoy the convo? 365 00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:52,083 - Okay, so today when I was playing football... 366 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:56,554 - Hannah Montana. Best of both worlds. 367 00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:59,223 - Nowhere near as hot as you... 368 00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:02,493 - Shall we dance? 369 00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:10,034 - I have to make a call. 370 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,709 - Don't want to hook up with other girls? 371 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,678 I'll be the other girl! 372 00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:21,712 Hi. 373 00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,947 I'm Marge. 374 00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:27,218 - You don't have to do all of this. Okay? 375 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,454 I have a feeling you think I'm like 376 00:16:29,454 --> 00:16:31,522 a lot of these dudes you've dated, and I'm so not. 377 00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:35,393 I like you because you say things like, "Did she melt my butter?" 378 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:38,796 And you have a three-step plan for any scenario. 379 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,931 Unless you want to be uber-sexual, 380 00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:42,500 which I fully support, 381 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,568 you don't have to be. 382 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:47,104 I just kinda feel like you're doing it for me. 383 00:16:47,104 --> 00:16:49,607 - This has never happened to me. 384 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:53,410 I feel like Tyra Banks when she stops being a mannequin. 385 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:57,581 Justy, you totally melt my butter. 386 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,582 - Oh. 387 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,151 - My brain butter. 388 00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:02,353 Ooh, wait. 389 00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:05,556 Can we just, cuddle? - Yeah. 390 00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:14,499 - Should we neck? - I have to make a call. 391 00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:27,511 I guess I'm doing this! 392 00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:29,346 Stop what you're doing! 393 00:17:29,346 --> 00:17:31,148 - Who the hell are you? - My tiny guardian angel? 394 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:33,316 - That man is not who he says he is! 395 00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:35,253 He has personality conned you. 396 00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:38,055 Dakota Green is confident, overly sexual, 397 00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:41,325 and a conversationalist. 398 00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:43,895 You can go crazy now. - Eh, go crazy? 399 00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,663 Okay, Dakota, what is going on? 400 00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:47,131 - He's right, Marge. 401 00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:49,233 This isn't me. 402 00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,068 - You lied to me so I would sleep with you? 403 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,604 - Yes! I made you lose your mind. 404 00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:55,072 Go crazy! 405 00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,942 - Sleep with you? What girl? I'm gay! 406 00:17:57,942 --> 00:17:59,877 - No, no he's not! He's not gay! 407 00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:02,212 He's insecure, nonsexual and absurd. 408 00:18:02,212 --> 00:18:04,949 But most of all not gay! 409 00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,184 See? 410 00:18:14,425 --> 00:18:16,493 Oh. 411 00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:18,796 - Okay, Dakota, who are these bookmarks? 412 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,097 - Just keepin' it real, 413 00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,533 I have no idea what's going on with these two. 414 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:24,568 But I do know that I've been lying to you. 415 00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:27,104 I just know how hard you took the breakup last time. 416 00:18:27,104 --> 00:18:29,874 I didn't want you to go nuts if you knew 417 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,875 I wasn't interested... again. - What are you talking about? 418 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,779 I was the most fine anyone has ever been when we broke up. 419 00:18:35,779 --> 00:18:38,582 - Girl, please. You threw yourself down a flight of stairs. 420 00:18:38,582 --> 00:18:40,818 You cut off all your hair, and then you left town. 421 00:18:40,818 --> 00:18:45,389 - I literally fell down two steps into a pile of my brother's gum, 422 00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:47,258 which is why I cut my hair. 423 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:48,926 I moved because I'm an army brat, 424 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:50,661 which I love about myself. 425 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:53,363 - Say what now? - Typical Dakota, 426 00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:55,833 making everything about you! 427 00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:01,939 I need a drink, and when I get back, 428 00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:03,407 I'd rather you not be here. 429 00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:05,142 I'm going to turn this night around, 430 00:19:05,142 --> 00:19:09,480 making it the funnest ever. 431 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,151 - What? - Oh sorry. 432 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,954 - Ooh! 433 00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:20,424 - I hope you enjoy who you currently are... in the gutter! 434 00:19:20,424 --> 00:19:22,092 'Cause guess what, double crosser. 435 00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:23,627 Just like the end of a one season 436 00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:25,863 of an MTV series, you're finished. 437 00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:28,732 Have fun finding a place to stay. 438 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,967 Slacks... 439 00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:34,839 - Dakota, I am so sorry. 440 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,173 I over heard Divit's plan 441 00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:37,508 and I-- - Girl, hush! 442 00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,577 You just went all tiny superhero 443 00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:42,246 and horned me up with that pathetic attempt at a kiss. 444 00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:45,049 You have nothing to apologize for. 445 00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:47,318 - But, uh, now I have no place to stay. 446 00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:49,753 - Ugh, what part of "hush" do you not comprehend? 447 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,156 You're coming with me. The Foursome looks out for one another, 448 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,924 and that's exactly what you did tonight. 449 00:19:53,924 --> 00:19:57,195 You're one of us, which is necessary for our title. 450 00:19:58,328 --> 00:20:00,330 Uh, ah ah! No, no! 451 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,933 - Oh. Oh, we don't? - Uh-uh. Never. 452 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:02,933 - And then the owners were like, 453 00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,201 "Why do you have our cat?" 454 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:05,536 And I was like, "Whoops," you know? 455 00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:08,339 Dakota, we saw your missed calls. 456 00:20:08,339 --> 00:20:09,940 - I've got news. 457 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:12,643 She's gonna be staying with us for the rest of the trip. 458 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:15,279 - That's great! - Welcome little bun! 459 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,415 - You can share my bed. 460 00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:22,253 - Ooh, Dakota! Serve the buffet. 461 00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:25,088 What happened with Marge? 462 00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:26,423 Such a stupid hot girl name! 463 00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,593 You guys are right. 464 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:29,593 She isn't crazy. 465 00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:31,962 She just had a bad taste in bae. 466 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,598 She didn't even flinch when she found out I was gay. 467 00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:36,500 - Oh, Kota, 468 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,837 if you ever broke up with me, I'd lose my goddamned mind. 469 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:40,637 - Ditto. 470 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,239 - I would surely be distraught. 471 00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:43,975 - Aw, Peg. 472 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,478 I love you idiots. 473 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:55,486 - Huh. So this is a hug. 474 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,068 - I love you Dakota! 475 00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:15,668 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34083

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