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Previously on Foursome.
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Kent Sadoc may be rocking my world.
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I love nuts.
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But that wasn't the only
thing shaking my boots.
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Turns out we needed to
disconnect to connect.
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All of our problems are
caused by social media.
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It reminded everyone at Breyer what
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was important; friendship.
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Can't find you on Twitter, bro bro!
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Crushes.
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Mr. Zap unblocked me.
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And foursomes.
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I can't lose this place.
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Suck on that, natural disasters.
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We're all gonan die!
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? Don't you know you gotta
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? Get it before it's gone
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You guys, I decided the
best way to get over Alec
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is to go back to my life before Alec.
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I wish I had a life before Alec.
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I'm gonna do all the things
I used to love, back when
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I was single, Courtney.
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Weren't you 14.
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Statistically, you are your hottest at 14,
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that's just math.
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Imogen, what's going on?
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Courtney's right, apparently
it's just all down hill
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from there.
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Maybe she was drugged,
wouldn't be the first time.
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No no no, I wasn't drugged this time.
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My mom said I could come
back and be home schooled.
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When?
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At the end of the semester,
she said that the earth quake
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made her realize that my
happiness is important and
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all that stuff, so yeah,
she said I could come back.
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So how'd she react when you told her no?
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Huh?
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Obviously you aren't going back there.
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Right?
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You've got to be kidding!
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Whatever makes you happy.
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I mean stay.
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You guys no, don't worry,
nothing is gonna change
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with us, I promise,
because you're gonna see me
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all the time, except
please when you come over
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please remember to remove
your shoes before you
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come in my bedroom.
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Have you even given this thought, I mean
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like deep thought?
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Yes, of course.
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I've thought a lot about
it, I even made a whole pros
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and cons list.
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Oh that's thorough.
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It's all cons!
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Con number one, the cafeteria
food is chock full of gluten.
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Two, the hallways are so
noisy which students use as
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a cover for farts, contributing
to the poor air quality
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which makes my asthma flare up.
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Le stop.
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Sorry I just joined at
polka novelty band, I needed
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to practice.
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Not the mention that the
classes are so overcrowded.
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Hey gang, I just wanna introduce
you to Clement Tradarre.
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Am I saying that right?
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No.
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He's French.
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Anywho, I need one of you to
give him a tour of the school.
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Nose goes!
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Imogen, great, thank you
so much for volunteering.
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Dammit, public school
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It smells like farts in here.
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I don't wanna give that
Pepe Lepew a tour of Breyer.
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More like Pepe Le Yes
Please, I think French is
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kind of sexy.
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Courtney, I don't wanna have anything
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to do with the French.
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The plague started there,
plus their culture is so
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sexually forward, remember
the candlestick from Beauty
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and the Beast, he was kind of rapey!
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Okay, I'm leaving because
of your racial profiling.
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But to be fair, that candlestick
did come on way too strong.
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I know yeah, it's gross.
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I don't wanna be late for cheer squad,
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I'm guest choreographer.
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No.
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Ready, okay!
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But the French created mimes,
the scariest kind of clown.
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Hello Imogen!
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Hi.
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Fromage.
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Ew, ew.
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Sit.
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I told you I don't do extra-curriculars.
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I have more important
things to do with my time,
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like I don't know,
perfecting my signature as
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Mr. Dakota Zap.
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This is important, this is model UN.
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Yeah see, you had me at
model but then lost me at UN.
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Listen Dakota, this is
about commitment, unity,
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world peace, this isn't
about us, it's bigger than us,
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it's world peace!
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Stand up for the little
guy, make love, not war!
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Win a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Wow, Andie, oh my gosh, that was so moving.
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So moving me right out of here, bye!
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No!
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But then again, we are the
world, we are the children.
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That's what I thought.
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? Our engine starts again
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Go USA, huh?
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All the way.
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Alright, listen up you
young, smart diplomats.
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I'm gonna be passing out
your first country assignment.
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Here we go, lesbian stoners, Ireland.
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Confino, Italia.
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Green, Canada, eh?
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But Canada's so boring.
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Too boring for someone like you?
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I'm sorry.
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You know, if you'd like to
reassign me, maybe something
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with a little bit more flavor.
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Fine, you can be estonia.
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Estonia, that's the least
sexy country besides Pakistan,
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ain't no one get laid in that hot box!
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Andie Fixler, USA.
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Boom, patriotism!
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Mr. Sadoc, North Korea,
you two are obviously gonna
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have to work together on
your presentation to come up
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with a nuclear disarmament treaty.
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Good luck with that.
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Oh, you will all need
to present your nations
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in traditional garb.
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Now guys please, let's
keep it classy, nothing too
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revealing, and remember the
"un" in UN doesn't mean undress.
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Oh my gosh, that "not too
revealing" was directed at me.
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Once again, don't think he was specifically
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addressing you.
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Is he reverse psychologying
me, does he want me
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to be too revealing?
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No.
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He grabbed my...
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You'll all see!
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My outfit will be perfection,
it just has to be both too
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revealing, and at the same
time, not revealing at all.
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Hey Miss America, I'm
excited to work with you,
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even if your country is full of fat devils.
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We may be fat but, it's
because our food is so good.
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Well maybe you can bring
me some today when we catch
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up to work, say lunch?
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It's a date.
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Absolutely is.
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Did you just hear that?
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Oh yeah.
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That coughing just sounded like "Coda."
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How many periods until lunch?
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Do Estonians wear booty short?
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This is the girl's bathroom,
I obviously cannot show
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you inside because you are a boy.
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Also I need Courtney to open
the door for me, too many
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germs on the handle.
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And Courtney's not afraid
of these germs you speak of?
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She would take a germ for me any day.
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You guys, this is Courtney,
she was theshit.com back
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in her day, your frosh
betches don't even know.
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You don't even know.
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She is going to be running practice today.
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Courtney, do you still
remember the Breyer Rabbit?
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It's our version of the bunny hop.
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Um, am I sleeping?
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Because I could still do
it if I was, that's how much
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I remember it.
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Okay, Gearson!
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Oh cute, terrible form,
I think she has arthritis.
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Oopsy, busto, seems like
the rumors about hand eye
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coordination are true, when
you don't bone, your bones
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go all pudding.
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No.
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Kent is so sexually direct
with me, like his directness
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makes me wanna be direct,
I've just never felt like this
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before, with Josh I liked
him, but with Kent, I want him.
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Who even are you Andie
Fixler, first you drag me to
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model UN so you can ogle
Kent's goodies and now you're
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Miss Sexually Direct?
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I know, I'd say sorry but I'm not.
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I just need to see if Kent
and I have that Fahrenheit 911,
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you know?
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Tada, Dakota Green is sporting
a festive medieval frock
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native to the Estonians, looks,
looks, looks, looks, looks!
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What are you wearing?
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You're right, it's
heinous, no one looks worse
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than me right now, no one.
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Hey guys.
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Oh, yikes.
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Court, why do you look
like a trashed scrunchie?
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Why are you dressed like a hobo elf?
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Guys, one thing at a time,
Courtney, please tell me
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this is not about Alec?
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I was just trying to
remember the last time I was
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truly happy without Alec,
and I realized it was when
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I was captain of the cheerleading squad.
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In 87?
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Anyways, turns out some
stuff has changed since
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the last time I shook my pom
poms, I was nearly Simba's dad.
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What?
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Trampled, have you not seen the movie?
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Anyway, gotta run, next stop
on my pre-Alec happy place
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reunion tour, TPing Lauren
Shapiro's house, bitch!
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Lauren moved to Acron like three years ago.
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Who?
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Lauren.
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Who's that?
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Lauren!
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This is funny, what are you talking about?
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It's Lauren, damn!
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Maybe I'm concussed.
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Whatevs, my sleep is
gonna be so dope tonight.
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Love you, bye!
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Wow.
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Hey, nice frock.
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Don't look at me, I'm hideous.
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Hey red white and blue, you
ready to make some peace?
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Way ahead of you.
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You're really living up
to your stereotype, huh?
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Come on, let's do it.
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Okay, let's do it.
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This is the trophy case,
I don't personally believe
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in sports because of the high percentage
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of staff infections.
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My mom says I'm prone, staff
infections are a dangerous
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thing, also known as foliculitis.
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Wrestling has a lot of
staff infections, I wouldn't
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recommend Googling ringworm.
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Dakota, are you okay?
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I was about to get my
belly button repierced.
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Belly button rings haven't
been a thing since Buffy.
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What's the emergency?
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Isn't it obvious, I look a mess!
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Estonia's kicking my ass.
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Barbershop queertet, you need to calm down!
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Why don't you join me on
my next happiness mission.
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Kiwi lime daiquiri wine cooler anyone?
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Look, you need to shift
your focus from you to me,
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you need to help me find an
outfit to bag my golden goose.
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And you're the only person
who may be better at shopping
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than me.
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Oh em gee, perf!
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Dakota, the reason I haven't
been able to find my real
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happiness is because I haven't
done what actually makes
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me the most happy, helping friends shop!
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Get those clogs off, I'm
taking you to the mall!
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Yes ma'am.
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We are gonna make you
the sexiest Estonian ever,
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mainly because no one's
ever met an Estonian.
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To the mall?
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To the mall!
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You claim to have a really
big missile, I'm gonna
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need to inspect it, Mr. Sadoc.
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Please do because I'm
about to shoot my missile
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all over your greedy country.
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Your big missile's nothing
my country can't handle.
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You better be ready because
if you're not, this will
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end in disaster.
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Is that what it seems like
to you, like I'm not ready?
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Like my country is not ready?
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Even if you, your country
wasn't, I wouldn't care
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because I feel like your
country has a lot more to offer.
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Really?
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Absolutely, from the
mountains to the prairies.
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I wish I could compliment
you but honestly I don't
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know anything about North Korea.
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Well maybe we should get
changed into our costumes,
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it'll give us a break from
such tense negotiations.
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And plus it'll give you some
time to do some Googling.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we should just sign the peace treaty.
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Yeah, good idea, you first.
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It's not coming out.
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Here, let me see.
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Maybe you just need to put
a little bit more pressure.
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Is it working?
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Definitely.
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Hey!
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Are you with my sister!?
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Yes, yes I am.
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I don't know, I guess this is it.
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Oh that's our water fountain,
where hundreds of students
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like to spit their gum in it ever day
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because they're disgusting.
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What are you doing?
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Oh mon Dieu, you think that I will be okay?
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No, Andie taught me that
on my first day, you will
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definitely not be okay.
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I would like very much to kiss your hands.
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What, why?
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To thank you, Imogen.
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You have shown me the
wonders of your school.
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Wonders, what wonders,
this place is a garbage can.
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Oh the lights, they did not dim.
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No matter, I will make my
point under the flourescents.
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It confuses me that you
speak so ill of this place
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where you have so many beautiful memories.
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Like here, Andrea warned
you not to sip from the
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devil's treasure chest.
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That's just common sense.
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00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,267
And in these very hallways,
where Dakota would remove
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the fart box sign from your back.
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What?
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00:15:08,273 --> 00:15:10,205
Oh and the water closet
where you claimed Courtney
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opened all of your doors.
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She did, huh?
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I just wish that I am at
this school long enough
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to create memories like
the ones you have with your,
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how do you say, foursome?
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00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:26,557
Wow, I guess I never
thought of it that way.
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00:15:28,692 --> 00:15:31,026
Thank you for that.
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00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:31,663
For why?
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I would have been really
sad to leave public school
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and not have given the
proper time to acknowledge
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all the good things that
it gave me, so thank you
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for helping me see that.
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She smells as strange as she is.
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Little fart box.
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00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:16,171
Just to get this straight, you were in
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00:16:16,173 --> 00:16:18,306
fact with my sister?
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00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,144
Yes.
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When I asked you if you were with my sister
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00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:28,217
just now, you said "yes,"
is that because you were?
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00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,054
Yeah.
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00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,690
So what, you're just gonna
keep on being with Andy?
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00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:37,562
Yeah man, she's a really cool girl.
334
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:45,070
You know what, I don't have time for this.
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00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,174
I respect you.
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00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:59,614
In closing, while Estonia may
not be a powerhouse nation,
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00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:02,788
just remember, we've been conquered, a lot!
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Tag was still on.
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00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:25,107
Let's hear it for Estonia, you guys!
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00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,575
Well done.
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00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:29,112
Oh my God, did you just see that?
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00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,248
Yeah, your presentation was
full of inaccuracies Dakota.
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00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,418
He picked off my tag, Andie
he was this close to my
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face, pay attention!
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00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:40,722
Bet you all know what time
it is, time for North Korea
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and the United States.
347
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,475
The US would like to begin
these negotiation with
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a gesture of good will.
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00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:05,882
Our nature would like to
openly embrace the nation
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of North Korea.
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00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,419
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea
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00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:13,890
would love to accept such
negotiations in hopes that
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00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,562
our relationship will go deeper.
354
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:32,408
Where are we going, the tour's over.
355
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,378
Please, sit.
356
00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:42,250
I enjoyed your strange customs
and wanted to do something
357
00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:43,288
to say "merci."
358
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,624
All of this just for
showing you around Breyer?
359
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:52,594
I must admit I don't
normally reward my tour guides
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00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:56,431
so handsomly, but you are
the most handsome tour guide
361
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,301
I have ever met.
362
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,635
I am, what's that smell?
363
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:03,838
Could be the cheese, it could be the trash.
364
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,540
Oh my God, the floor's really dirty.
365
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,312
You are so nervous about
everything, it makes me laugh.
366
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,715
I find you posses that je ne sais quoi.
367
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:15,851
I will miss you when you
return to your Mormon schooling.
368
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,286
Oh I'm not...
369
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:18,353
If that is what makes you happy,
370
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:20,922
I cannot stand in the way.
371
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:22,959
I don't know what to say,
I mean first of all that you
372
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,860
opened my eyes to all of my amazing friends
373
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:29,431
and then all of this, this
is the nicest thing a boy's
374
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,366
ever done for me, well
except for the time my dad
375
00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,536
bought me a humidifier.
376
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:35,740
You are strange, I love it!
377
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,886
Legit, that presentation
was so steamy, I thought
378
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,389
I was in a White Snake video.
379
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,290
Courtney, you should have seen it.
380
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:57,593
I actually heard about it from
May, felt like I was there.
381
00:19:57,595 --> 00:20:00,429
I don't know guys, it
was probably no big deal.
382
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,265
Why are you downplaying
this, you've been itching to
383
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,734
feel something since
Josh, and now you have it,
384
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,602
and it's no big deal?
385
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:09,671
When Alec saw me and Kent
in a compromising position,
386
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:13,742
he turned into a wax
figure, he just stood there.
387
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:15,644
So what's the problem?
388
00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:18,814
He's never reacted like
that, it's terrifying.
389
00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:21,383
He's probably planning
something super insane and I am
390
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:24,420
not going to invest myself
in another guy just to have
391
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:25,921
Alec ruin it again.
392
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:28,591
Landy an airplane, you
can't let Alec ruin what
393
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:31,693
you have going before
anything bad even happens.
394
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,330
Yeah, imagine if i just
came up on Zap because
395
00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:35,930
no one believed he had feelings for me.
396
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:37,932
Not the same, he doesn't
have feelings for you.
397
00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:39,634
Oh my God, that's right!
398
00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:41,937
Did Mr. Zap cream himself
when he saw the outfit
399
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:42,971
I picked out for you?
400
00:20:42,973 --> 00:20:45,674
Hard to tell, but I'm
leaning towards "yes."
401
00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:48,443
Courtney, thank you so
much for helping me pick out
402
00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:49,778
an outfit.
403
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:52,782
Oh my God, a genuine thank you from Dakota,
404
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,316
what a good day!
405
00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,518
So does this mean you
found your happy place?
406
00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:00,655
Yeah, I did, and it wasn't
cheering or belly button
407
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:03,758
rings or wine coolers or even
TPing Lauren Shapiro's house,
408
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,393
that bitch.
409
00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:06,728
Again, she doesn't live here anymore.
410
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:07,763
Who?
411
00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:08,596
Lauren.
412
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:09,431
Who's Lauren?
413
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:10,065
Lauren Shapiro.
414
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,467
What?
415
00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:12,468
Girl, we are not doing this again, Lauren!
416
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:13,102
We did what?
417
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:14,536
Alright, I'm done.
418
00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:16,971
You guys, I realized
helping my friends is my
419
00:21:16,973 --> 00:21:19,775
happy place, I love you guys.
420
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:20,746
We love you.
421
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:24,947
It's Imogen.
422
00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,949
Oh em gee, I didn't even
realize she wasn't here.
423
00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:30,786
Found a pro for my public
school pros and cons list.
424
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,621
Oh my God Imogen!
425
00:21:32,623 --> 00:21:36,991
She did that, she really did that!
426
00:21:36,993 --> 00:21:41,764
Imogen discovered the best
thing about public school!
427
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:42,667
Boys!
428
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,700
? Happy happy happy
it's a wonderful thing
429
00:21:45,702 --> 00:21:48,738
? It's celebrating all the
crazy and the joy it will bring
430
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,745
? It's beautiful
beautiful new and shining
431
00:21:55,046 --> 00:21:59,017
? It's beautiful beautiful give it to me
432
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,055
I'm here, blah!
433
00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:08,927
There's a wall there!
434
00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:12,963
Still got it, pow pow!
435
00:22:14,798 --> 00:22:16,931
? All I need is to have this one thing
436
00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:19,869
? And it's gonna be alright
437
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,670
? Gotta have it gotta have it
438
00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:23,037
? It's a wonderful thing
439
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:24,672
? It's all the righteous all the crazy
440
00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:26,409
? And the joy it will bring
441
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,144
? If I can't have it then
I might go a little crazy
442
00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:31,479
? Because I dream it
and I think it and it's
443
00:22:31,481 --> 00:22:34,850
? All I can see hey
444
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:36,485
? Hey
445
00:22:36,487 --> 00:22:40,826
? It's beautiful
beautiful new and shining
446
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:46,898
? It's beautiful beautiful give it to me
447
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:51,498
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