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PENNY [ON TV]: Sweetheart, are you sure

that seeing him is a good idea?

When someone breaks up with you,

it's because they no longer care.

I didn't invite him, did I?

He insisted on smoothing things over

before tomorrow.

What is Matilda doing?

She's breaking in her wedding shoes.

- I'm getting married tomorrow. - I heard.

Alex and Nicholas have to get along.

I don't want my wedding to become about them.

[CHUCKLES]

That's fair.

Do you think Alex'd believe it

if I answered the door holding a book?

PENNY: Honestly, sweetheart, it's all futile.

Everything that you do from now on

is annoying to him.

[LAUGHS]

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GENEVIEVE: It's just sitting there

with its bad energy emanating out, haunting me.

BARB [OVER PHONE]: It's not scary.

You need to learn that romance

isn't a dirty word, Genevieve.

It's not normal to write

a speech about yourself for somebody else to read.

And every time I touch it I feel like

my heart's beating really fast,

and like I'm falling into the dark place.

Then write your own speech.

I'm trying. I'm really trying.

BARB: Can I hear it?

Good afternoon.

Thank you for coming and making this day

so special for Matilda.

She's dreamt of this moment

ever since she was a little girl,

which was two months ago, because she's a child.

These are child brides, this wedding should be illegal

and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

BARB: Okay...

I do have some concerns.

At least somebody does.

Hi.

Hi.

Yep.

Oh, look.

There's mail.

Mail for me. I'm a mail recipient.

I'm a big boy.

I'm a big boy with mail.

[SIGHS]

Can I maybe get a glass of water?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, of course.

Were you waiting for me to offer you a glass of water?

Yeah.

I can get you some water. I can...

get our guest some water.

We got a water purifying jug.

So...

things around here are on the up and up.

So what have you been up to?

Well, there's this jug...

uh, and, uh...

there's like getting up and moving around

and then there's like, uh, Matilda's wedding.

And, uh...

I think that's it, really.

What about with you?

I guess I've been partying a little.

Cool.

Sorry.

Uh, do you wish I wasn't here?

No. I'm good, fine.

- 'Cause you've got a weird energy. - Yeah.

Yes. Yeah.

Nicholas?

Can you stop pretending

like we weren't together for a literal year?

Well, you're the one who asked for a glass of water.

[SPRAYING]

Hi, Alex.

Hi, Matilda.

Cool nose ring.

Oh. Uh, thanks.

How are you feeling?

Everything is ready to go.

Nicholas, did you tell Alex your news?

No.

I wasn't planning on doing that.

Oh, what news?

MATILDA: You can't be embarrassed, Nicholas.

- You need to be proud. - I am proud.

Just privately.

[SIGHS]

If you don't tell him,

I will.

[SIGHS] Yeah, okay.

I, um...

I got diagnosed with autism.

So... That's all.

MATILDA: See?

Didn't that feel good?

Feels great. Yeah.

Thank you.

MATILDA: Well, okay.

I'll let you guys

smooth things over now.

Well...

I just this second contracted chronic fatigue,

so I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Wait, what?

- Uh, I didn't know. - Yeah, me neither.

Wh-when did this happen?

Uh, just after we broke up, actually.

So this was because of us?

No, you didn't give me autism.

But you got diagnosed.

Yeah, nailed it. Flying colors.

Nicholas, I had no idea. I had no idea.

Yeah.

We don't have to do this.

Actually, I think, um,

I'll just say goodbye and then be somewhere else.

What? We can't talk about this?

No. No.

Talking is something that you tricked me into when we were together.

But I don't gotta do that anymore.

Now I'm allowed to just like change the topic

and go and eat treats.

Nicholas.

Okay.

Well...

I am gonna go,

but, um, feel free to stay and hang out.

And drink that water.

It's nice water.

But I wanted to talk about things

so they wouldn't be awkward for tomorrow.

Yes, we did it.

We made sure, didn't we? Very good.

Things tomorrow are gonna be so smooth.

- I promise. - Really?

NICHOLAS: Yes, goodbye!

Don't cry or you'll make me cry.

GENEVIEVE: Oh, wow.

Yeah, great.

You-you look beautiful.

I need more bronzer, don't I?

Hmm, what?

No. No, you don't.

I told Britney I needed more, but she didn't listen.

She didn't put enough blush on you either.

It's fine. I'm... I'm fine.

You're fine.

Uh, can you get it from my room?

I can't do this.

- What? - You're 18 and you're getting married.

At first I thought Toby would say no, but he didn't.

Then I thought Nicholas would stop it,

but he gave you Mom's freaking wedding ring.

I thought at least one grown-up would say no,

but they didn't,

and now there's no one left but me, so I'm saying it now.

You cannot go through with this.

Oh, my God, I made a mistake.

I wanted my lips to be more plump,

and so I put on the lip plumping gel,

then I got addicted to the pain,

and now they're so red and they're so sore.

And I don't know how to make them come back to normal.

Nicholas, Genevieve's trying to stop me getting married.

What?

- No, she's not. - Yes, I am.

Okay, first things first.

Matilda, put down that makeup brush.

This is the one time I feel like

I haven't been able to be supportive.

You know that must mean something.

Genevieve, should we do a little time-out?

MATILDA: I thought you were happy for me.

You said so at the proposal!

I was drunk!

- [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Oh, my God.

That's gotta be the driver.

Oh, just need five more minutes!

Oh, my God, that hurt my lips so bad.

Every website warned me about this.

Can you marry before you can legally drink?

About jealous maids of honor.

Oh! You think that's why everyone else hates this idea too?

The whole world is furious

they don't get to marry Drea?

- MATILDA: Well... - [CELL PHONE RINGING]

What am I supposed to do now, Genevieve?

Oh, God, that's Suze.

Hi! Hello. Hi!

Just checking in to see where you're at.

Uh, everyone's here already,

and, uh, Drea's getting all nervous.

- Yeah, well, um... - I need a break.

SUZE [OVER PHONE]: Who is that?

Is that Matilda?

Okay, see you soon.

Matilda!

Come on. Hey!

Genevieve, please.

- I need you to help me here. - Help with what?

It's not helping if you're helping with hurting.

It's not helping if you're helping

push them down the stairs.

But we love love, no?

Am I the only one still hanging onto that?

Does she love her?

Is this what love looks like to you people?

"You people"?

Sorry. I am. I'm-I'm really, really sorry.

Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to do my full face

just to mask my lips.

I, um, I need to get out of this dress.

Genevieve, stop.

Don't you touch that zip.

No, I am. I can't, I can't, actually...

- NICHOLAS: Genevieve, stop. - I can't breathe.

We've gotta accept the fact,

that we're past the point of stopping this

and into the point of processing it.

How did you make your lips worse?

[LAUGHS] I don't wanna do my whole face

if the wedding's gonna be called off.

I don't want to.

- Now I'm almost out of highlighter. - [CELL PHONE RINGING]

Matilda, you're so highlighted.

Please believe me. You're...

Hi, Susan. Hi.

Nicholas, my main man.

- Toby? - TOBY [OVER PHONE]: Yeah, just, uh...

we're checking on how things are going over there, um,

'cause Suze is worried that we may have

a runaway bride, starring Matilda Moss.

No, she's just putting on more highlighter.

TOBY: Okay, he said

she's just putting on some more highlighter.

[WHISPERING] He's lying.

Okay, bye.

Drea, what can I get you?

A wife.

Mm...

MATILDA: I don't know what to do.

Okay, well, let's just breathe

and take a second, right? We can take a second.

Great. It only takes a second

to say the words "cancel the wedding."

NICHOLAS: Okay, what do you think, Matilda?

Should we cancel the wedding?

Please?

You're being... so ungrateful.

Ungrateful? What am I supposed to be grateful for?

This wedding is just as much for you guys

as it is for me.

Well, how? How could this possibly be for us?

After today, I won't be your burden.

Right?

Drea and I will take care of each other.

I'm setting you free.

No, Matilda. That is not how we feel.

We are in this, right?

You don't need to be married off.

This isn't 1862.

We can afford to keep you.

Matilda, listen, if the only reason

you're getting married to Drea is so that you're not a burden to us,

then Genevieve's right, it's a mistake.

That's not the only reason.

It's not a reason.

It can't be a reason because it's not true.

If you really wanna be less of a burden,

let's start by putting your dishes in the dishwasher when you're done.

[SIGHS]

Well, I don't know.

It wasn't supposed to be like this today.

- I'm confused. - [CELL PHONE RINGING]

Suze.

SUZE [OVER PHONE]: Nicholas?

- Yeah. - Nicholas, we are on the verge

of an episode, here.

- Mm-hmm. - I need you to tell me

that Drea's about to see Matilda get out of a car.

Hmm.

SUZE: How long? Five minutes?

Hmm. Bye.

What do I do?

Okay. Matilda, Listen.

The only thing you need to know,

the only question you need to know the answer to is this:

- Are you in love with Drea? - Wait, that's the only question?

- Just... - I am!

I am in love with Drea,

and I wanna get married. I do.

But, wait, that's not even the point.

She's still 18 years old.

Genevieve, you're my sister.

Get in the limo and come to my wedding.

Fine.

But I'm not reading the speech you wrote me.

Fine. Read your own speech.

Never wrote a speech.

Fine. Don't read any speech.

I really don't care.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Suze. Hi. Don't worry.

Yeah, I saved the day.

_

She's here! She's here!

Okay, everybody.

How we all doing?

[FAINT CHEERING]

JEREMY: Come on. That's not gonna cut it.

I want y'all to show these girls

how psyched we are for their union.

- [CHEERING] - [WHOOPING]

Okay.

[SIGHS]

Now, before we get to the official stuff,

Matilda's younger sister Genevieve

has requested she say a few words.

Uh...

Uh, hello, esteemed guests.

Today I stand before you a proud sister.

We all knew Matilda was pretty on the outside,

but today we see she is

equally pretty on the inside too.

Uh, I know that we all think of Matilda as a role model,

but not many realize

that the biggest role model in Matilda's life is...

is actually me.

Ever since I was born,

I am the person who Matilda wished that she could be.

I'm obviously the funniest and the smartest sister,

but I am also the most loving sister,

and the only person who knows

how to make Matilda feel better

when she's feeling sad.

I sacrificed a lot of my youth to support Matilda.

Even though she hardly ever thanks me,

I can see now that because of my help,

she's ready to take the next steps in her life.

I've always been the most important person

in Matilda's life,

and I hope that one day I will be able to see

how much she appreciates me.

And I promise that I will take good care

of my recently diagnosed autistic brother

when she's gone.

- [CHUCKLES] Yeah. - GENEVIEVE: Yeah.

Um...

Drea...

Drea, I know that those are big shoes to fill,

but I can tell that, in time,

you'll become just as reliable

a companion to Matilda as I have been until now.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

Beautiful.

Thank you, Genevieve.

Do we say "I do" now?

Whoa, someone's ready for a kiss.

Girl, you got some vows you gotta make first.

TOBY: This guy has such great energy!

He's-he's a natural!

Shh. You think you're whispering but you are not.

You have never whispered.

I'm nervous.

MATILDA: Hey. It's okay, look at me.

We're doing this together.

- Okay? - Yeah.

Matilda and I are lucky enough to have

so many people who care about us,

because of this,

we've had a lot of people

very involved in our relationship.

Sometimes uncomfortably so.

So, um...

Matilda and I have decided

that we are going to keep our vows a secret.

MATILDA: Mm-hmm.

DREA: We mean no offense.

Okay...

Um...

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

? Belle nuit, � nuit d'amour ?

? Souris � nos ivresses... ?

The scariest part of getting to know you

is knowing that you understood me

and you could still not like me.

'Cause of this, it would have been easier

to stay in my little cocoon.

But I took the risk for you.

Because you're the best person I've ever met.

And now you're my dearest Muck Muck,

and today you'll become my wife.

- ? Z�phyrs embras�s ? - ? Z�phyrs embras�s ?

- ? Versez-nous... ? - ? Versez-nous... ?

Drea, in spite of so many things,

we found each other and we deserve each other,

in any way that we want.

And this is what we want.

When I'm with you,

I see someone who looks at the world

with a type of kindness that is usually observed

in fictional characters and books.

? ... nuit d'amour ?

? Souris � nos ivresses ?

? Nuit plus douce que le jour ?

? O, belle nuit d'amour ?

? O, belle nuit d'amour ?

[VOCALIZING]

[VOCALIZING CONTINUES]

PHOTOGRAPHER: Good. Together here.

Show us those big smiles.

- Beautiful. - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

So what are you doing? You, uh, you rent these?

Uh, I-I bought it.

Bought 'em? For what, $300, $400?

The whole setup was $229.

$229?

You're kidding!

$229...

Oh, my God! That's a great price.

Shit!

I look hot today.

I think maybe I'm gonna grow up to be hot!

Don't you think?

Yeah, I do.

Hold those bouquets out.

Turn on three. One, two and three.

There you go. Lovely, lovely, lovely.

What... What do you think of the nose piercing?

Well, I think it's absolutely deranged.

I mean, it-it just doesn't work.

- Who is he trying to be? - I don't know, yeah. [LAUGHING]

Well, actually I'm so grateful for it.

It's like he's wearing a tiny little sign on his face

announcing that he's not coping.

Suze! Suze!

You gotta hear this kid's story.

- All right. Excuse me. - Okay.

TOBY: I mean, look at this stuff.

I'm not great with the sound

- but this... - SUZE: Ooh. Yeah!

Isn't it wonderful?

- Hello, hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - Hi.

Good. How are you?

So good, yeah.

Can I talk to you about something?

Wait. Can I decide on the something?

I think you're gonna like it.

- Am I? - I wanna say that I'm sorry.

Okay, yeah, no, I do like it.

Yeah.

I've been fantasizing about this moment for weeks.

- Thank you. - I just... You're welcome.

I just wanna tell you that, you know, I'm proud of you

for, like, going out there and working on yourself.

I didn't really think that you would ever do that.

What? No...

I'm not working on myself.

No, I-I mean, just like you going out there

and getting diagnosed and trying to better yourself.

And I don't know, maybe I'm a little giddy from all the romance

but it makes me feel like maybe we could try again.

Oh, no, I'm not trying to better myself.

- Yeah, you are. - No, no.

Wait...

You know that autism can't be cured, right?

Like, I'm not trying to work on myself.

- I'm not trying to better myself. - No. Yes.

This is how I'm always gonna be, right?

Like, I gave you my best and you didn't like it.

And I just think maybe that's that.

Yeah, no, no. Okay, um...

Let me try this again.

Um, I... I wanna...

I'm trying to make us fall in love again.

I don't wanna change, actually.

Like, I don't need to change either.

Like, I'm cool.

- Yeah, no. Okay. - You know that I'm cool, right?

Can I just take that part back, please?

- Just... - No.

Yeah, I get it. I get it.

And, yeah, you can, but also, like,

that is sort of how it's been, hasn't it?

Don't you think?

I don't know.

I just think maybe there's someone out there for me

that doesn't want me to change,

and there's someone out there for you

that you won't wanna change.

And we should just like

focus on finding those people, please.

Okay, I think I just misspoke.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, whole family, come on!

Sorry, I gotta go do that.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Can we get the two brides to sit down, please?

Uh, should Drea sit on my knee?

- PHOTOGRAPHER: No. - No.

Okay, everyone get tight here.

All right. Ready? One, two...

- three. - Oh. Uh, wait, wait, wait.

Uh, where is Alex?

Um...

Alex?

You're supposed to be in this.

Yeah. No, that's okay. I'm okay.

I want you in the family photos.

Come on, Al!

I don't think so.

[YELLS] Get in the photo, Alex!

Ugh. [SIGHS]

Yay.

Just get a little... A smidgen closer.

Uh, I think I might just, um...

Yeah.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, everyone, look here.

Right here, right here.

Perfect. Okay.

Big smiles on three.

Ready? One, two and three.

Now, everyone, hands up and a cheer on three, all right?

Here we go. Ready? One, two and three!

[CHEERING]

Perfect.

Do you wanna wrestle?

Mm. Not now.

Okay.

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