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I mean, look at this place! It'll be so fucking cool.

We're doing the biggest Nordic LARP.

Object is heading your way.

We've had a power cut during every single rehearsal.

It won't work when the Germans arrive.

The best thing would be to quit. While there's still time.

Fuck!

-I can't go home now. I won't cope. -You're not going anywhere.

-Shouldn't we check with Harry first? -Let's do it!

I told you not to touch the electricity.

No, you said it didn't work.

I'm in charge of the building.

-You promised to take it seriously. -So you're here to patch things up?

Exactly.

I saw Indigo inside the factory. Is there something wrong with him?

Got a visual?

Yeah, I've got a great close-up of you.

No water damage or broken cables.

Can you check the crusher hall? The camera is misaligned.

Wait.

Claus called. He wants to know if we'll be ready for the opening.

I don't know what to tell him.

How's it going?

Fuck. It has to work when they arrive.

If we can't communicate, nothing's going to work.

Is anyone... Is anyone there?

-Chrissy? I'm switching to nine. -Okay.

Can you hear me? Hello?

Can you hear me?

Help! Help!

Can you hear me?

Help!

It's an easier scenario today.

Can't I go with you?

I'm in the other team.

If you're lucky, you'll find me infected by the virus.

I can join Indigo and check how he is.

He and Domenica are in my team.

You can join Zacke. You'll have fun.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Stop fooling about.

Okay.

Okay. Today you need to find the coordinates

for the scientists' secret stores.

Use the UV lamps for this.

If you're lucky, you'll find the antivirus they hid.

If you're unlucky, you'll find infected people.

If your teammate is exposed, they must be eliminated.

You can also locate the virus using the UV lamps.

Stay alert. Only use guns on encountering infected people.

If you're unsure, handcuff them.

-Fuck! -What the fuck is this?

Go back.

-We're such wimps! -Shit.

Indigo, where are you? I'm at the rendezvous.

Chrissy, I'll start. The channel is open if you need me.

He was meant to cover the second floor.

He'd better have a good explanation. You have to cover his area.

-We've got no one on the culverts. -Just do as I say.

Okay. We'll split up and meet at the other end of the maze.

-Can't we stay together? -It's quicker this way.

-But Zacke... -Go!

Watch out!

She's dead.

Zacke? I can see something. Some kind of writing.

Well done! The coordinates. What does it say?

I don't know. I can't tell from here.

What should I do?

Zacke?

PL3...

Frida to Jennifer, over.

Receiving you...

Are the tiled culverts part of our search area?

Why have you split up?

Jesus! You've had instructions. Stick together and synch.

Hello?

Hello!

Have you been exposed to the virus?

Answer me!

Answer me! Have you been exposed to the virus?

Answer me!

Chrissy to Jennifer, over. There something wrong with Indigo!

Jennifer, can you hear me?

Can you hear me? Jennifer!

Shut up!

Help me, Jennifer!

Let go!

Hello?

Do you need help?

Yeah.

Zacke! Come quick! There's someone here!

Zacke!

Tess to Chrissy, what's going on?

Everyone to the rescue! I'm at the outpost with Tess. Hurry!

Offline! Offline!

Get off me!

Tess here. Please, can anyone hear me?

Tess to Zacke. Tess, can you hear me? Tess? Hello?

Indigo! Someone's broken in. Have you got your radio?

Mine's dead. Have you got yours?

Hello?

Hey...

Where are you going? Indigo?

Why weren't you answering? Some homeless guy has broken in here.

Seen a scientist?

What?

-Did he touch you? -Not in the game, Zacke!

Chrissy to Zacke. Begin disinfection. We've been exposed to the virus.

Tess here. Some homeless guy has broken in.

Aren't you listening?

Off-game, off-game. We have a problem.

What the fuck?

I've got the cash.

No, you won't see it until you fix this.

Yes, I know. But you clearly need to up your game.

Yes. Get on with it then.

...sorted out by the time the troops come, it'll be fine.

-The troops? -Yes.

But it's not as if we've got huge troops signing up.

-How can this break even? -The radios don't even work.

It's like bunker down there.

If Chrissy sorts things out, this is going to fly!

-She's covering up. -You think so?

If we could delay the opening, things would be fine.

But now time's too tight. I don't know.

Look.

-You need to stay in character. -I know, but you're not listening.

We're the only ones here. Stop getting so paranoid!

I thought you would support me after everything, not kick up a fuss.

-I am. -No, you're not supporting me.

Great. Just walk away! As usual.

Trouble in paradise?

Leo can be so fucking insensitive sometimes.

It's just a matter of time before she gets fed up and leaves him.

-I'll talk to her. -No.

Sit down. You know I do girl talk better than you.

I'm not so sure. Zacke is pretty good at comforting Tess.

-See you later. -See you. Creep.

Hello? Can you hear me? Hello?

Leo can be a dick. Ignore it. He's just trying to sort things out.

Hey. Next time, I won't leave your side.

And no zombie will come and get you.

I don't get it. What's so fun with your games?

You're all crazy, the lot of you.

No, don't.

I'm just trying to comfort you.

Have you drunk away all your brain cells, or what?

-Thank you for that. -You deserve it.

Fucking martyr.

-Okay. We'll leave it at that. -Yeah.

Fuck, if you're this dim when sober,

you might as well be drunk and stupid, right?

-Are you keeping stuff from me? -No, like what?

I don't know. But it'd be good if you kept me updated.

What do you want to know?

Where will everyone sleep? Have we got enough people?

We need to dress the scenarios.

People will come. They can stay in the hangars.

-How are the interiors coming on? -Good.

It's only floor three and the machine room left.

Indigo should have it ready.

-Anyway, where is he? -It's my problem. Relax.

-Did you fix the cameras? -Not yet. I'll do it tonight.

-But I need you on the LARP tonight. -It's okay. I'll sort it.

Fine.

Fuck.

Why weren't you responding to calls?

And where were you when we ran the new scenario?

Jesus, are you okay?

I'm fine.

-The deal is that you take part. -I'm busy. I've got to go.

Stay here. I'm talking to you!

I get it that you're stressed out.

I am too, but I need to know I can trust you.

Do you smoke?

Can you come and check something?

No, I need to prepare the courses.

It won't take long.

Take a rest, if you need a break.

Fuck... I'm getting worried about Tess.

It feels like she's drifting away from me.

-It's scaring the shit out of me. -But she loves you.

I'm sure it's fine.

It's not exactly champagne and dancing here, is it?

No, I know, but...

I honestly thought she'd have fun here.

Could you have a word with her?

I think she'd be more honest with you.

Sure.

Fuck!

It didn't go so well this morning,

so I need more focus from you all tonight.

We're behind schedule and I don't want to take any risks.

What should I do? I'm with Jennifer.

This isn't a playgroup. Surely you can find her?

That's not it. She's not answering her radio.

No, but that's not the first time. And where's Indigo?

No one said we have to take part in the preparations.

Okay, we can forget her. You others - we start in an hour.

But who should I go with?

I don't want to abort this session, so the experienced ones best do it.

Okay. But she can come with me. So she'll be in safe hands, yeah?

Okay. It's your responsibility, then.

-Are you in? -Yes!

Leo to Chrissy?

One moment, Chrissy.

-Shit! -You okay? Good.

-Shit. you're awesome. -You think so?

Totally awesome.

Okay, what do we do now?

Shit! What's going on?

-Did you get any on you? -I don't know.

We'll have to check you over.

Take them off.

What are you doing there?

-Ouch! Fuck! -Sorry.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

No! Let go!

Off-game! Off-game!

Are you deaf? Off-live!

Chrissy to Frida. What the fuck's Paolo doing here?

-Cheers! -Cheers!

You should've seen Frida's face!

I'm not surprised. You're a brilliant larper.

What can you expect when Sweden's top larpers are here?

Yeah, I love this.

You gave me quite a kicking out there.

It was impressive how you stayed in character.

We'll have to up our game now you're here.

-Tess, have you done many LARPs? -No, it's my first one.

Give it a week, you'll be great.

-You think so? -I promise. With this gang...

-She's pretty feisty, this one. -It's great to have you here.

-Really. We needed some fresh blood. -Yeah.

-It's great to be back home. -You were in the US, making a...

-Yeah, I was making an indie film. -Oh, wow!

It was cool-amundo!

-So, now we have our poster boy. -Too right!

Paolo won't accept the shit money we get. I'm talking to you, Chrissy.

-What, you get paid? -What? Yes!

Barely.

-Hi, Leo! -How's it going?

-Hi, Paolo. How are you doing? -Great, thanks.

-Good to see you. -Likewise.

Chrissy, Jennifer wants a word.

-Then she can come here. -She needs to talk.

-...a middle-aged dad on a ski trip? -I'm wearing moccasins for your sake.

-You're blinding me. -Yeah, I'm dead tanned now!

Shit, man!

-Handsome guy, you've got. -Yeah, right!

I'll report the bastard!

You know what they're like! They're so psyched-up.

Sure, but are limits.

Or?

No one's forcing you to stay.

I'm not quitting, you can forget that!

You're awesome. I'll have a word with him.

I can report him.

But then we'll lose everything we've built up here.

Is that what you want?

-Hi. -Hi!

Thanks.

-How's your hand? -I'll live.

Good. Fuck, it's really cool what you've got here.

-Yeah. -It's so awesome.

-I'll be so fucking great. -I agree. Bravo.

-It's good of you to take part. -You can't let old friends down.

But it's good you're staying despite the injury in your hand.

To your hand.

-How long have you been here? -Three months.

Wow. And I just turn up like Flash Gordon.

What?

That? It's a Dalmatian.

Listen. It's definitely a Dalmatian. You can see the nose...

And three legs. But it's still a Dalmatian!

That's so bad!

Hi.

-Hiya. -Hi.

-Having a nice time? -Very nice.

-You missed the bubbly. -I know. I had things to sort out.

It was lucky the lunatic turned out to be Paolo.

Yeah. Above all, it's good that you guys have some competition.

You need it.

It's great to see the two of you getting on so well, I must say.

Yeah. You have a lovely girl, Leo. You'd better hold on to her.

I try to.

Any beer left?

Can you get some?

Please?

Of course.

Thanks.

No worries.

Fuck off...

-Hi. -Hi.

How are you?

Fine.

-Good. -Are you coming up?

I'm not that keen on hearing Hollywood anecdotes.

Don't be silly. Come on.

Let's have a good time and a laugh. I need it after this fucking day.

-You go ahead. I'll join you later. -Okay.

But look...

Just... go easy with him.

-I'll be fine. -I know.

I just don't want...

I don't want you to get hurt.

-Come on. -I'll be there.

-I'll be there. -Okay.

Subtitles: Neil Betteridge www.plint.com