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bundle up bill don't go too far away

we'll be back to you within a half an

hour okay thank you okay bill Haldeman

CJ DS weatherman let's go up in the air

now and see how Rick Buckner is doing in

our Bell generator

Oh George I tell you it is quite the

morning we've had to just about lash

down the engine that their order blades

the CJD generator will be hit with

something like 60 to 70 kilometer per

hour of winds and it is not too

comfortable I will tell you

shall indeed

one day I leave you and then you'll

understand

you shouldn't have to tell you I love

you loving me is not enough those I have

to care about me otherwise I will go

crazy okay I'll leave you and then you

will understand

know why you bother to come home I never

know what I'm going to look on the pad

you'll see that Burbank all again what

did you say nothing wanted to speak to

you queasy business ah

you think I don't know BER bag is it's a

psychiatrist

isn't he you're drunk you're crazy

that's what you think I've been talking

to Vera Wang about me haven't you

you're trying to get rid of me you're

paranoid ah easy to say isn't it you'd

help so I'm right but don't like to meet

you

I can be a man lie to me in how many men

have you got

I want to help you prevent we prefer to

start with you go ahead you solved my

problems let's solve your problems and

that a shrewd guess a couple of other

people's problems this one hello Burbank

Malory I've been trying to call you on

the phone have you been out why didn't

you answer why not sitting there please

what's the matter is it broken

do you mind if I uh we were very pleased

with the man on the boat

be all right something stupid has

happened my wife has left me I'm selling

Dean

why aren't you contacted the office you

haven't forgotten about the shy I can't

take on the show no no can't a client

specifically requested our best man I'm

serious get someone else if you're that

serious you can return the advance I

can't spend it well 10 grand in 10 days

in 10 minutes

the diamond pin from our work and now

your wife's run away with the pin you'd

better find her I'll call you tomorrow

I don't want to come here again

they put her in a sanatorium if I were

crazy will you put me in a sanatorium

not unless you wanted me to I were crazy

I wouldn't know what I wanted but I do

know what I want I want you right from

the first that's what I wanted you

you

there's someone I want you to meet you

don't mind if I steal him do you

you're right

tell me the truth Melanie did Saladin

have was there another man

they are always or the mange you know

that tell me

I really don't after all I'm not my

sister skipper Burbank no I can't answer

then I'll let you know

no she hasn't come back yet

I told you once before you picked the

wrong girl the wrong sister I don't

think I'll ever forgive you for that

don't put the light out I want to see

everything

Danny Irving take a break you're

listening to CJ ad 800 on your dial

Montreal do you have a poor memory do

you forget facts figures faces well

here's your chance to develop a powerful

and accurate memory you start by writing

into PR a radio and will send you

absolutely free the booklet adventures

in memory got that Adventures in memory

bangs up going clockwise it's a

miniature blue cup the doll on the card

with the gun on a Dominic's card with

the boat the boat that is the keyring

the marble the elephant attend a sauna

cut in half of the face facing up the

postcard with the painting of all which

has the lady bathing on it with the

bullet in her bum my lighter my

cufflinks your bottle of joy which is

empty the shell the bell the hungarian

stamp with the bow down about the castle

in the background and in the center the

box with the watch face on the top of no

hands that's why

Kiska to posture

going to the office today Mallory or

Weber Beck but they're getting anxious

I really wanted to talk about your wife

facility maneuver I met her once when I

came to see you you knew her was a long

time ago now don't misunderstand we just

talked I was very unhappy no it is stale

and talk your own ways I can't talk to

my wife I hate her

you see it all started with Shiva it's

cheaper got to do with my wife

poor Cheever who was one of the best men

we have a hat then he got clever he

found out who his shy was and for

another ten grand he thought it worth

his while to fake it he and the shy made

a deal but I found out about it doesn't

matter how it's my job so I made a phone

call didn't tell you long you can't fuck

about with the office you know

you doesn't need Cheever

no I know you know one of the best

so I said not as good as you

new topic

you were the last person to see him

alive you knew him as James Cheever

James different name same man

James was Cheever when I found out about

it I had to talk to somebody somebody I

could trust so I came to you but you

weren't here so I talked to your wife

they'll just talk that's all not about

Cheever about you mostly you know how

much I admire you don't you but I had to

make the decision and you weren't here I

made that call I made it

I hate you you bastard where did you

disappear to bar in Chile

well I want you are you with when you're

not with me

why should I stay with you are sure I

waste my life waiting

we don't use me who it is ideally I want

you to be jealous and you can even be

inquisitive is it something to do with

your work

I just

how did you get this I've always had it

I've never seen it before

belong to my mother put it back with you

hello there in descended yet you must

make up your mind Mary we understand

that you're upset over the disappearance

of your wife

Ruben tell you about my worst ash I must

take place memory you have 24 hours to

decide either repay the advance or be at

boarding gate seven Air Canada flight

102 to London 12:15 Sunday then what a

car will be waiting for you and you'll

proceed to frocks field Suffolk England

revolutionary please

fuck it fuck the office

this is mr. Mallory mr. Jeffries mrs.

Jeffries has taken over mr. Burbank for

the time being

happened to Burbank

mr. Burbank hasn't been feeling too well

it's all right

have you made up your mind going through

this until I know what I like this oh

yes

no wife's run often there's a runoff

she's disappeared that's all

time's running out why don't you just

get yourself another man because the

office wants you what's so special about

this assignment I haven't haven't told

her the Shires what's in Foxfield

why England wife sunbae something wrong

this assignment isn't as far as I'm

concerned Mary the only thing wrong with

this assignment is you

what is your favorite radio station

you tell him loud crowd see kjm that's

all you need is not a wind in 7:45 and

here come the show

Sall indeed what is it I told you to

again stay with us tonight you remember

Dominic's girlfriend his father just

been shot

no no one seems to know

what the fuck do you want

I'm looking for my wife hey lady leaving

why we thought Dominic I feel lost go go

I haven't seen it for five years

you saw her after we were married then

we had a sight you took him away from me

you need Nutella I didn't pick Dominique

away from you

17 did she was right

now she's walked out on you not

surprised no one man could hold suddenly

yes she obsesses us all doesn't she

I heard she was seeing someone about two

years ago how did you hear family

connections they're all about your

family connections I had no family no

connections I still keep in touch two

years ago it was it

I'm not sure I should tell you

who was it

it's name of Demerol

but some cuttings newspaper cuttings

about this man and my wife yeah just

about devrel it's all this nice this is

my fast - who I used to be

London native no I'd rather you didn't

I'll keep I'll see the return team we

have something in common though don't we

the ice yeah

please the arms it's thin the arms

though don't you think

breasts they must have changed a bit by

now

you see I was dreaming you weren't here

there's a man and he had a gun do you

mean I wasn't here I thought you'd gone

that's a man man was me do you want to

drink

something's up

why don't you tell me what it is

yes I am sick of my life

with Mimi you know what I want to do

could give it up

I never want to smoke again it is bad

for you crazier than I am

you'll never love a man who did not

smoke feel like a snake

I'd love to shed something need a second

skin

you don't you need two things you need

to be truthful

and you need

Amy

this is a matter

you decided to go ahead with the show

that's good to hear Mallory from London

will drive to frocks field on the way

you'll be met at Boyton gas station

that's all

defying the Loyalists night

good morning I'm Jane Mallory is rollin

devrel here not sir

I had pan carried this package all the

way to Canada for and I got to take a

plane to Paris but you make sure that he

gets that today can you give me a

telephone number I can reach it leader

down front of the airport

notice the number is forty five nine

seven seven three and the code London is

poultry 943

morning operator I have been given a

telephone number with a code zero three

nine four three can you tell me where

that is thank you

yes I'm currently in France field itself

thank you

our little late mr. Mannering who are

you can't complain sir spider to clean

sir

Berber back I said where Burbank oh I've

been instructed to tell you I'd be

seeing mr. Burbank anymore why not

I believe he's retired I think you need

some bedroom was a shy well be

instructed I'm coming to the conclusion

that either I know the shower or the

shine owes me

who replaced Berbick mr. jeffris to

replace to him I have

I believe we have something to discuss a

vehicle ahem

Henry give you movement

listen can you help my husband there's a

child trapped under the van

come on Atkinson

get into your car can I ask how you knew

isn't a question of knowing one I never

stopped

sometimes I slow down but I never stop -

it was an obvious set up it looked wrong

in three what your three is personal

well thank you sir

I'm afraid of debt that consume do you

ever think about it much

whatever you mean man told me once when

I was in my mid-20s that you never

really think about your own death until

you're 33 somewhere around your 33rd

birthday you start to think about it

from that point onwards not a day goes

by him and it doesn't cross your mind at

some point sure enough and I got to be

33 I started thinking about it and I've

thought about it every day since then I

don't know whether what the man said to

me was true or whether the fact that he

said it like an astrologer his warning

stayed in my mind never Tommy

why does the the office call it a shy

there English about another English

fairground

throw a wooden ball at a coconut

it has called a coconut shy

knock off the coconut you when the door

well you'll get more than the doll when

the time comes

all I want is the doll Atkinson that's

all I want

just the doll you wait here

on the office telephones call me at this

number

where is it you get word you call me

that excuse may I tell you something

that's been on my mind what is it

sorry about your life I can't make up my

mind about you act inson remind me of a

young man I killed him the night I first

met my wife but get her back sir I know

you well you shouldn't say that you

don't know

good afternoon my name is Mallory may I

speak with mr. Dibble mr. dimhill is not

a term sir it's a mr. Mallory man

ask mr. Mallory to come in would you

come this way I'm Jane Mallory this is

different I've come to see your husband

is it very important to me is it

business no it's personal

I'm just having tea you join me thank

you

your husband be long I expect him

shocked

very beautiful room it used to be a

coach house those windows there and the

ones facing were doors the carriages

used to drive right in and stop here of

course that was 500 years ago the stone

was brought from France by boat in those

days it was easier by sea than by hand

whose mother never really discovered

there is a ghost in this hearse

sometimes a woman's face appears up

there it's just part of the mystery of

this place the past can be very

mysterious are you interested in the

past in a way yes have you known my

husband long be truthful mr. deverel I

have never met him we have a friend in

common with the mayor lost contact and I

was hoping that he might be able to help

I see very little of him he spent a lot

of time in Canada I know why you're here

mr. Mallory

I imagined you back

I haven't always been a jealous person

when I married Roland devrel I inherited

the memory of his first wife she was

drowned you know Jordan I didn't think I

would be jealous of the dead but there

were other women you see were very much

alive even then I wasn't really jealous

I was only jealous when my husband took

just one woman then I admit I was

jealous

did you find her

I beg your pardon how long have you

known murder yeah how did you find out

you must understand mr. Mallory my

husband like so many very rich men feel

immune from other people's jealousies

he's not exactly blatant but neither is

he exactly secretive where are they I

don't know

nothing like this has ever happened to

you before is it mr. Mallory I can tell

from your expression there we are not

good hustle mental confusion male

grievance no virtue rising anger I can

tell this is never happened to you

before

excuse me hello just a man are you

expecting a bonus banana me yes I told

my officers hello sir

I have heard from the office the name of

the shy is Deverill Roland deverel

so are you there mr. Mallory yes I got

there when and where time 1:00 a.m.

place Buckley a be colorful number a 4 3

5 9 double 7 3 what was the number I

wrote down on a paper napkin 4 3 5 9 7 7

3 you're very young Atkinson you're

probably even younger than my wife how

old are you

it would seem to be obvious that it is

not safe for me to proceed with this

when you get big clearance from the

office and leaving here no I'll call you

back I have to leave my office expects

me on the 7:30 flight to Paris do you

want my husband to know you've been here

thank you for tea mr. deverel don't come

with myself

Ravinder burger

I've been instructed to tell you who I

received it to perfection torch it was

one of the best men we ever had

I'm not going through with this until I

know where my wife is

do we have access I'll owe you one

shouldn't say that

I'd consider to get in touch with the

office

if you have enough Sarah what do you

tell me buddy if I took a love I would

always tell you once it was off

I will happen but only when it was over

ah doesn't it sound suspicious don't be

silly

do you think it says you're living

together I mean now where Mary was it is

year before I think it's easier now I

feel more secure in my wife I'm a cunt

illusion I'll get the same jealousy

faced you're my wife

makes a difference doesn't it when the

shy knows he's going to be hit sure

you don't know who you've been working

for all this time

Malory not me how ungrateful I was proud

of you

you were my very best man I work for you

hmm

quite a coincidence where is she

you know Cassie don't let this

millimeter lay well it does suggest I

try to forget about her how are you it's

funny isn't it all of you went to pieces

in the end Cheever Burbank I'm not Riva

I'm not Burbank you really thought you

were going to pull it off

ninja Mallory with my wife as the

anonymous cry

no she's crazy she's crazier than you

are she not only hires one of my own men

to kill me but she has you the jealous

husband oh well at least she has a sense

of humor which is more than I can say

for you I'm not sure wife's accomplice

mr. deverel office would tell you from

the beginning I didn't want to take this

assignment but you're dead Mallory yes

sir

as soon as I discovered the shine was

yourself I asked that concerned to get

me clearance from the office because I

was in jeopardy or my wife's lover yes

and I loved her Mallory I loved her you

never saw her you never really knew her

she left you two years ago she lived

with you yes but she had left a

departure last week was a mere formality

do you need two things you need to be

truthful

no I don't need uh sir

I just want to do my job

you haven't got a gun mr. Mallory

so how can you have a job it's funny

I've never shot an intruder or a jealous

husband for that matter

jealous husbands don't use guns to

Jeffro they lack see personal touch

Oh

why did you leave me I found out about

him about you plan to leave me like that

you plan to disappear and I found out

you were working for him I couldn't

stand it I wanted to kill him he stopped

loving him so you decided to come back

to me I've always loved you

first in lust and in between in between

there were authors before you say how

many do you want to get your gun I don't

have a gun anymore don't have any use

for good did you love him I did once and

then he found out that his wife had

hired me to kill him

she didn't hire you I did you do I

wanted to kill him but I didn't have the

courage so I heard a professional at

arm's length that's what you call it

isn't it I called the office your office

here's office I want your best men

that's what your friend Burbank to me

get the best man I really wanted the

best that was it

of course always I don't think I felt

they married to you do you think it's

like to be married to you

no I mean what would it happen if you

kill you you're the best couldn't kill

you for just support that was the

arrangement wasn't it what are you

talking about night till death us do

part remember

I remember I remember I remember reading

someone you know how seldom I read

anything except the headlines I remember

someone wrote that death is a country

without memory dead people cannot

remember a goddamn thing

we must leave we must go on living you

do still want me

again for breakfast

you

you