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In your 20s, you'll find
that unresolved issues
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from your past
can make you feel like
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your life is turned upside down.
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See what I did there?
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Don't worry,
they won't let me go.
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My name is Cooper Ba...
(screams)
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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My friends and I are here
to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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COOPER: A person's dreams can
say a lot about their desires.
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They may be grand...
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The 2017 Nobel Prize
for Medicine goes to
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Cooper Barrett...
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(Cooper grunts, crowd cheering)
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...for Barry's Grandma's
Hangover Cure.
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Suck it, suck it.
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...or bizarre.
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(snoring)
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More mac and cheese, Barry?
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No, thank you, Barry,
I've had enough.
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(both laughing)
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Come on,
hit me with it.
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COOPER: Unfortunately,
they can also force you
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to relive moments
you'd rather forget.
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(students chattering)
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Hey!
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(laughs) Hey, everyone!
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Fissley fits in a locker!
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(laughing, banging on locker)
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(school bell rings)
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(gasps)
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(panting)
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You guys are one of the
biggest alcohol retailers
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in the country, thanks in part
to us three knuckleheads.
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(chuckles)
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'Cause we drink a lot.
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Don't explain the joke.
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COOPER:
But what if
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in addition to booze,
you sold a product
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that eliminated
its worst side effect?
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I'm not talking
about beer goggles.
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Which make unattractive people
seem better looking.
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(quietly):
What did I just say?
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The bits
aren't landing.
Anyway,
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we think that
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Barry's Grandma's
Hangover Cure
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would make a fantastic
addition to your stores.
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Pass. Do you think these
are Katy Perry's real boobs?
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MAN:
Barrett?
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F-F-F-Fissley?
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COOPER:
Hench?
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(laughs): What the hell
are you guys doing here?
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I haven't seen you
since high school, huh?
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Hey, nice to meet you.
Tom Hench.
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Oh, your firm handshake
makes me feel like I matter.
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COOPER:
We just, uh...
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we just pitched
our hangover cure.
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Did you buy it, huh?
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Uh, no, sir.
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I went to high school
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with these guys.
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Oh, I didn't know.
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It's your job to know.
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You're fired.
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Come on,
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let me give you a little tour,
show you around.
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All right.
Yeah.
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Okay.
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HENCH:
Rayland High
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in the house!
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(Cooper and Hench laugh)
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HENCH:
Classic.
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Well, thank you so much
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for letting me crash here while
my apartment gets fumigated,
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'cause I really don't think
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I could stay at Cooper's again
after last time.
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NEAL: (chuckles)
All right.
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I think this is
the edibles talking,
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but I want you to kick me
in the nuts
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as hard as you can.
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Right.
All right.
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Here we go.
Okay.
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Oh, my nuts!
(laughing)
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Ow!
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(laughing)
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COOPER:
Kelly, your turn.
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(hisses)
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(Neal groans)
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Kidding me?
Usually we're just wasting
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this guest room
on Leslie's creepy sister.
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Josh, only I can
call her creepy.
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She breathes like this.
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(gasping quickly)
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We also caught her
watching us sleep
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one time, but let's
not mention that.
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Okay, let's give you
the lay of the land.
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You got the linen
closet right there
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for your blankets
and your towels.
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Bathroom is right here.
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Don't go in that room.
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And if you get a snack attack,
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our kitchen es su kitchen.
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What did you say
was in this room?
No, no, no.
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You don't have to worry
about what's in that room.
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Just please
never go in there.
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Now let's go pick
a sleep number.
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HENCH:
You guys remember that girl
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from a grade above us,
Lisa Parsons?
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Yeah, of course. She hooked up
with half the soccer team.
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I married her! (laughing)
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And one of our four kids
looks nothing like me.
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(laughter)
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I'm laughing because
I'm uncomfortable.
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HENCH:
(laughs) Hey, listen.
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Let's talk business
for a second, okay?
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Now, I looked over
your proposal,
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and the numbers are horrible.
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But screw it!
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We went to high school
together, right?!
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(excited laughter)
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Hey, what do you say we put
your product in our stores?
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Geez, let me think.
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I'll confer with the board.
I'm in!
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Me, too. Neal?
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Neal?
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Neal?
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Screw you, Hench!
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(clears throat) So, is, uh,
Lisa still into dance?
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I don't get it. Why would
Neal tell the second largest
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beverage distributor
on the West Coast
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to go screw himself?
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It's self-sabotage.
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It's like when
I left medical school.
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There's Neal.
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Hey, Kelly.
Hi.
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There's a room in Josh's house
that I'm not allowed to go in.
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Yeah, I know. It's the one
next to the bathroom.
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No one is.
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(whispers):
What's in there?
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I don't know.
I've never been inside.
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What? Are you okay?
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Someone told
you not to go
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into a room, and then you
just didn't go into it?
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Do you realize what
could be in there?
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I don't know, storage?
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A horror baby.
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An altar of some sort.
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A dead woman in
a rocking chair.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go
talk to Neal.
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Already did; he hasn't
been in there either.
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Neal,
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what the hell happened, man?
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He said Hench is a bully
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and that he doesn't want
to work with a bully,
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and that if we're here
to change his mind...
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And that's when
I stopped listening.
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Neal, I know Hench
wasn't the nicest guy
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in high school, but...
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Nicest guy?
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He shoved me in a locker
and changed the whole course
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of my high school
experience.
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You know,
before that,
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I was Super Cool Awesome Neal,
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the radical dude
that all the ladies loved.
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Eh...
That don't sound right.
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Okay, I played the oboe.
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That's the hardest instrument
in the school band.
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This is all in the past,
all right?
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Luckily, I managed
to convince Hench
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you were just
kidding around,
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so all we have to do
is sign the deal,
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and we're well on our way
to becoming rich
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and fulfilling our dreams
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of winning the Nobel Prize
for Medicine.
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When I was little,
I had a dream
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about getting this
red jean jacket.
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When I got it, I was
disappointed, so be careful.
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Guys, I'm sorry.
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I love the company
very much,
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but there are just some
things I can't forgive.
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Neal... (sighs)
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Don't worry, I know
exactly how to fix this.
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Back a little bit,
lift it and level it.
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All right, so what you
want to do about Neal?
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(sizzling)
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What's going on?
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Why are we using
the real paper plates?
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They're just called plates.
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Uh, I got steaks.
Mmm.
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What's the occasion?
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Fissley!
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I bought this corn
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down at the farmers market
from Tim Capshaw.
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You remember Tim?
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Cap!
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Wow! Awesome! He's here.
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I'll see you.
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No, Neal, Neal, come on, just...
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He's not the same guy he was
in high school, all right?
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Just sit down with him
for ten minutes
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and you'll see that.
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Please? Come on.
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For the company.
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(sighs)
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(whines)
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KELLY: What did you say
was in this room?
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LESLIE: Don't worry about
what's in that room.
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Just please never go in there.
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KELLY:
What's in there?
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(floorboards creaking)
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A horror baby.
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(door creaking)
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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(screaming) You were told
never to come in here!
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What are you doing?!
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Don't look at me!
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I'm painting!
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What?
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You're a painter?
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I'm not a painter.
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I just-- it was something
that I did when I was younger.
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It's stupid.
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Leslie, this is
not stupid.
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These are amazing.
Honestly.
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I'm not comfortable with...
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You think my paintings
are amazing?
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Yes. And I would know.
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My uncle was
a big art dealer.
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He also dealt other things.
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He's in jail now.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at this.
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This is like early
Barnett Newman.
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(chuckles)
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Wow.
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Newman's my hero.
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He's like the Picasso
of abstract.
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Well, that would be Picasso,
but Newman's solid.
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Art jokes.
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Wow.
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No, you-you have a real gift.
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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For the record, not what
I expected coming in here.
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Horror baby?
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Yes.
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So, Neal,
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did you know that
it was Hench's idea
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to donate a percentage of his
company's profits to charity?
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Yeah, yeah, well,
a lot of it
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goes to the homeless and,
uh, kids with that lip thing.
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What?
Uh, but you are active
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in the church, right?
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Yeah, big-time.
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Religion is awesome.
Yeah.
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You can be a giant tool
all week.
No.
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Yeah, and as long as
you tell the guy
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what you did, free pass!
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Okay, well,
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it's getting late,
so, you know...
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Whoa, wait,
guys, guys.
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00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,398
Before we break this up,
264
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,406
uh, let me just
say something, okay?
265
00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,068
(sighs)
266
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,677
Now, I wasn't always the
best person in high school.
267
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,610
But I paid the
price for that.
268
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:08,615
I dealt with some
sobriety-related challenges.
269
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:12,019
I lost my brother, Robbie,
to a wingsuit accident.
270
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,022
Hmm.
Yeah.
271
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,564
The point is,
272
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,289
I'm happy we're gonna
be working together.
273
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,294
I love you guys.
274
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,365
(quietly): I feel like Neal's
warming up. What do you think?
275
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,368
I feel like I need
to sell my wingsuit.
276
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,371
Yeah.
277
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,872
(whoops)
278
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,914
Oh, something smells
good in here.
279
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,570
Oh, God!
280
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,538
You had to go in the room,
didn't you?
281
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,306
Yeah, I went
in the room, Josh, okay?
282
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,875
If you didn't want me
to go in the room,
283
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,283
you shouldn't have
told me not to.
284
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,324
Fine, that's on me.
285
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,790
Look, did you compliment
my wife's art last night?
286
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,919
Uh, yes, I did.
What's the big deal?
287
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,115
She's incredibly talented.
288
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,086
Kelly, there are
forces at work here
289
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,094
that you cannot possibly
comprehend, so butt out.
290
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,097
Frittata?
291
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,458
Thank you.
292
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,726
Look, I just don't
see what's wrong
293
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,995
with a little positive
reinforcement.
294
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,072
Of course, you don't.
You don't...
295
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,740
Josh...
296
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,069
I've decided to quit my job
at the record label
297
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,374
and pursue painting
full-time.
298
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,313
Fine, that's on me.
299
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,416
All right, so, I feel like
Neal's almost on board,
300
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,819
so let's, uh...
301
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,151
let's role-play this.
You be Neal.
302
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,586
Got it.
Hi.
303
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,290
Neal, with a partner
like DrinkMo,
304
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,833
our projected earnings
for just 2016...
305
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,758
I think Barry ate my Pop Tarts.
306
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,264
Do you know anything about that?
307
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,596
And then you say you don't.
308
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,170
That's Barry talking.
309
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,799
Guys...
310
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,304
I'm in.
311
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,865
We can team up with Hench.
312
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,444
Okay, it worked.
313
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,811
Uh, well, what changed
your mind?
314
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,440
Well, I knew this deal
was important,
315
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,645
but I couldn't work with Hench
until he knew what he did to me.
316
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,649
So I went over there to get
some things off my chest.
317
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,622
Hey, do you know where
I can find Tommy Hench?
318
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,250
Uh... yeah, he's
checking inventory.
319
00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,626
NEAL: I was all ready
to confront him...
320
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,500
but then I thought
of something better.
321
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,530
Whoa!
322
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,004
(knocking)
323
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,303
What?
324
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,004
NEAL:
Payback.
325
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,906
Oh, God, Neal, I really wish
you hadn't done that.
326
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,509
Coop, he didn't even see me.
327
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,640
It was like the universe
gave me this perfect opportunity
328
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,005
to get even with him
for shoving me in the locker.
329
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,905
Yeah, but he didn't shove you
into the locker, man.
330
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,176
I did.
331
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,047
And I ate your Pop Tarts.
332
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,016
Whew,
that's a load off.
333
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,200
I don't believe it.
334
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,771
BARRY: You know,
I'm really sorry, Neal.
335
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,270
I seen the Pop Tart box
336
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,671
with the squirrel
from Ice Age on it,
337
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,702
and I had no choice.
338
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:44,937
I'd do it again.
339
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,272
No, it-it had to be Hench.
340
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,006
I saw him laughing at me.
341
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,941
Hey!
342
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,507
(laughing, banging on locker)
343
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,605
That's not
how it went down, man.
344
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,677
(laughing, banging on locker)
345
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,615
(tape rewinding)
346
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,963
Hey!
347
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,359
(laughs)
Hey, everyone,
348
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,260
Fissley fits in a locker!
349
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,892
(laughing)
350
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,897
I did that.
351
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,098
So fun.
352
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,429
I want to go all the way
with you.
353
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,402
You shoved me in a locker
354
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,544
and went all the way
with Jenny Fritz?
355
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,439
No, 'cause I-I was
so wracked with guilt
356
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,541
from what I'd done to you,
so, you know, we both suffered.
357
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,284
Dude, I can't believe
the whole time it was you!
358
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,381
It was a horrible thing
to do, yeah.
359
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,053
I didn't know you at the time.
360
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,481
It was just this
weird impulse thing.
361
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,476
Like when you go
362
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,547
to the grocery store
363
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,254
and you're just
trying to buy eggs.
364
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,156
Next thing you know,
you leaving with an Us Weekly.
365
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,218
I am so sorry, Neal.
366
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,087
I-I tried to tell you,
like, a thousand times,
367
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,626
but we were just getting close,
368
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,660
and I didn't want to lose you
as a friend.
369
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,795
I get that.
370
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,836
I had the same dream
every night
371
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,570
for ten years!
Stop it!
372
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,274
There is an innocent man
locked in a storage bin!
373
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,677
Can we hold this off
until we make sure he's okay?
374
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,279
No!
375
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,911
(Neal and Cooper grunting)
Hold on.
376
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,407
Let me take a photo
so you guys
377
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,478
can remember
where you left off.
378
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,075
(camera clicking)
379
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,147
I know painting full-time
is a big decision,
380
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,516
but it just feels right.
381
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,785
Then it is right, honey.
382
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,663
Oh, thanks, honey.
383
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,791
I'm gonna go paint.
Hmm.
384
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,257
(chuckles)
I love seeing you
385
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,795
like this.
386
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,800
You're killing me.
387
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,331
Why?
388
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,096
Look at your wife.
She's never been happier.
389
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,504
Man, it must be nice to live
in your all-expenses-paid
390
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,866
Entourage world
391
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,135
where exotic men
buy you drinks
392
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,544
and butt implants,
but I have stuff to pay for.
393
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,136
They weren't butt implants.
394
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,448
They were a pair of Spanx,
and I dumped that guy
395
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,650
the next day.
You know,
I've been doing some math,
396
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,022
and without Leslie's salary
over the next 30 years,
397
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,522
with the average
rate of return,
398
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,563
you've just cost me
and my family $6.3 million.
399
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,730
Do you have $6.3 million
I could borrow?
400
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,028
Fine. What would
you like me to do?
401
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,461
Nothing.
402
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,326
Just stop talking
and let me handle it.
403
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,325
LESLIE:
Hey, guys!
404
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,826
There's my artist.
405
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,638
I am going to paint this pear.
(chuckles)
406
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,970
Hey, sweetie,
Kelly and I were just chatting,
407
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,637
and she mentioned
something
408
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,414
that I hadn't thought of,
but do you think it's, uh,
409
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,353
wise to quit your job
410
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,548
before you know if there's
a market for your paintings?
411
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,720
Just wondering. Her idea.
412
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,148
I guess not.
413
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,654
So why don't you
just put your work
414
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,156
on this website that I
know for aspiring artists
415
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,229
and potentially sell
something today?
416
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:18,928
Really?
417
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,089
Really.
Well...
418
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,227
Kelly, I never would've
thought of that.
419
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,402
I'm gonna pick a painting
right now.
420
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,201
You're never
staying here again.
421
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,233
I know.
422
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,267
(truck whirring, beeping)
423
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,774
Where's the container?
424
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:33,765
It's gone.
425
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,536
What do you mean it's gone?
426
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,375
Excuse me, sir.
427
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,608
Oh, Cort?
428
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,906
I thought you were fired, man.
429
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,218
Nope, demoted.
430
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,549
Thanks to you guys.
431
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,353
Cort, where's the shipping box
that was just here?
432
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,385
I don't know,
probably got shipped.
433
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,620
Hey, do you think this car
will get me laid?
434
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,615
COOPER:
We don't care.
435
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,786
Where'd it get shipped to?
436
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,933
I don't know.
437
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,259
Give me this.
438
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,934
Oh, no.
439
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,073
(foghorn blowing)
440
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,942
This one's going
to... Alaska.
441
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,899
Put it over there.
442
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,079
HENCH: Hello?
(knocking)
443
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,578
No, no, no, no, no...
444
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,950
No one's buying my painting.
445
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,049
You know why?
Because it's crap.
446
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,081
Because I'm crap, and this was
a stupid, stupid dream.
447
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,817
It's been four hours.
448
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,491
Who knew she was
so thin-skinned?
449
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,920
Yeah, it's almost like
450
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,785
you haven't been
married to her for 15 years.
451
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,093
I was trying to
be supportive.
452
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,085
Oh, I know.
453
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,286
You grew up watching
454
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,927
aspirational '90s
children's cartoons
455
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,162
and think that everybody
deserves to follow their dreams,
456
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,168
but here's a reality check.
457
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,069
Sometimes, mermaids are
458
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,671
better off staying
"under da sea."
459
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,113
(computer dings)
Let this be a lesson
next time you try
460
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,169
to meddle in other people's...
461
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,567
Oh, my God, it sold!
462
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,678
What?
463
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,679
What?
464
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,280
For $5,000!
465
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,313
What?!
What?
466
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,147
I am so talented!
467
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,482
Oh. What?
468
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,518
Kelly, thank
you so much.
469
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,963
I just needed a little
push, you know?
470
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,430
(chuckles):
We did it.
Yay!
471
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,728
(machines whirring)
472
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,798
I got this.
473
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,529
Excuse me, sir.
474
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,974
There's no easy
way to say this,
475
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,199
so I'm gonna come straight
out with the truth.
476
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,604
I'm Special Agent Antonio Gates,
D.E.A.
477
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,936
Now, I'm gonna need full access
478
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,440
to your entire
facility right now.
479
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,312
Can I see that badge again?
480
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,411
Bluff called.
481
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,283
(engine starts)
482
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,524
COOPER:
It's all right, man.
483
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,519
I'm gonna fix this.
I know you will.
484
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,621
Actually, I don't,
because you're a liar.
485
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,063
Here we go, here we go,
here we go.
486
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,518
You know what?
BARRY: Uh-oh.
487
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,356
I know what I did
was horrible.
488
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,031
You know, if I hadn't
pushed you into that locker,
489
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,501
we never would have
become best friends.
490
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,298
Some best friend.
491
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,130
COOPER: I felt so bad
about what I'd done
492
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,866
that I reached out
to make it better,
493
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,840
and in the process, found out
what a great guy you are.
494
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,669
Oh, so our friendship is
just based off the fact
495
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,674
that you pitied me?
496
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,835
No. I mean... yeah, but...
497
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,884
You know, this was easier
when you were choking me.
498
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,339
(chuckles)
499
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,378
MAN:
Hey!
500
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,751
Too fast, too furious.
501
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,654
He's got the crate!
502
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,715
Barry!
503
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,692
Stop!
504
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,420
(tires screech)
505
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,760
(glass breaking)
506
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,703
Oh, my God,
we killed Hench.
507
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,397
HENCH:
Huh.
508
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,571
What's up, fellas?
509
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,329
I got locked in a box
full of vodka.
510
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,897
Huh, told you I'd fix it.
511
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,937
Neal...
Leave me alone.
512
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,772
Guess I'm off the wagon, huh?
513
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,054
COOPER:
Neal, it's Cooper again.
514
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,522
Look, I feel really bad,
but you can't stay mad
515
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,850
at me forever.
516
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,224
Barry, stop eating
Neal's Pop Tarts!
517
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,023
BARRY: I can't help it.
They're too tasty.
518
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,594
Oh, my God.
519
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,863
Look, man, you and Cooper
have to work this out.
520
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,461
Y'all can't keep being
mad at each other.
521
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,433
I'm sorry, but if
you wrong someone in life,
522
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,532
you have to
expect consequences.
523
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,574
(Cooper screaming in distance)
524
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,311
Listen, guys, I'm sorry you got
fired from the loading dock
525
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,309
for shipping your boss,
but I assure you
526
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,981
I had nothing to do with it!
527
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,538
Cooper?!
528
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,277
Oh, hey, guys. This is Kyle.
529
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,312
You remember Cort?
530
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,253
(phone rings)
JOSH: Hello.
531
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,445
KELLY:
Hi.
532
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,986
Uh, just wanted
to let you know
533
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,760
that I left the keys
under the mat, and, oh,
534
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,129
if Gracie seems to have picked
up the phrase "Son of a bitch,"
535
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,459
I had nothing to do with that.
536
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,303
You are the worst
houseguest ever.
537
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,058
Also, just want to say,
538
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,466
I know you're stressed out
about Leslie's new direction,
539
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,269
but for what it's worth,
I think she's gonna be okay.
540
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,502
I mean, she made a sale, right?
541
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,636
I know.
542
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,441
Art's her thing.
543
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,683
It may bankrupt our family,
but at least she has a friend
544
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,779
that gives her a little push.
545
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,311
Well, I do what I can.
546
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,347
(chuckles)
547
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,852
All right, talk to you later.
548
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,023
I broke your lamp.
549
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,420
What? Kelly?
(dial tone hums)
550
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,992
Kelly?
551
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,197
$5,000.
552
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,198
BARRY:
What the hell?!
553
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,037
Put our friend down!
554
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,370
You mean your friend.
555
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,866
Ah, seriously, Neal?
556
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,507
After all the good things
I've done for you?
557
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,682
You know what, I am through
trying to apologize!
558
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,881
Fine!
559
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,712
This is ridiculous.
560
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,847
You know why I started hanging
out with you guys in college?
561
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,322
Because everyone you started
college with graduated.
562
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,992
Partly.
563
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,220
But I loved how two guys
who were so different
564
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,616
could be such
good friends,
565
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,527
and I wanted to fit in
with you guys.
566
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,330
Neal, look, I know I screwed up,
567
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,033
but I would push you
568
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,534
into a locker all over again
569
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,366
if it meant you would
become my best friend.
570
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,873
Thanks, man.
571
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,077
That was actually
really touching.
572
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,878
But I came here
to drop someone, so...
573
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,751
(Cooper screams)
574
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,209
No!
No!
575
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,848
(laughs)
(cat screeches)
576
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,582
So, what's the lesson here?
577
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,217
(groans)
578
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,493
A pillowcase and duct tape
won't protect your nuts,
579
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,091
and there's still no proof
580
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,022
that Josh and Leslie
don't have a horror baby.
581
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,028
Also...
582
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:53,889
Hey.
583
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,396
Who's talking right now?
584
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,358
Found out what's in the room.
585
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,367
Oh, hey, Kelly.
586
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,598
What happened to your neck?
587
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,602
Karma.
588
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,274
Oh, look who I found.
Hi.
589
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,273
Hi.
Hey.
590
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,744
(chuckles):
Hey, great.
591
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,072
So, now that
we're all together,
592
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,336
I just wanted
to tell you guys,
593
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,835
I took your proposal,
ran it upstairs...
594
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,776
And?
They laughed at me!
595
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,111
I was like, "You guys
don't get it, you know.
596
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,076
We went to high school
together."
597
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,217
Guy's crazy.
598
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,221
Oh, totally.
599
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,222
But very likable.
600
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,323
Eh, I don't know.
601
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,789
Also, never be a bully,
602
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,594
because the kid
you're making fun of
603
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,726
might just turn out to be
your future best friend.
604
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,902
Here you go, Coop.
Aw.
605
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,900
Thanks, buddy.
606
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,632
Mmm.
607
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,437
Cheers.
608
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,799
Cheers!
(laughs)
609
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,607
(chuckles): Okay.
He does that a lot.
610
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,309
Ow. Ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow.
611
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,081
Yeah.
612
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,449
Secret breakfast,
my favorite meal of the day.
613
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,919
Mm-hmm, it's beautiful out here.
614
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:49,918
NEAL:
Hey!
615
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,949
Are you eating my Pop Tart?!
616
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,992
You owe me 38 cents,
you son of a bitch!
617
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,132
Yeah.
618
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,161
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