All language subtitles for Bunkd s05e09 Everyones Trapd.eng

Hey there,
cock-a-doodle-oo.

Oh, good. A new one.

You got a minute for me
to run some ideas by you on how to level up the camp?

Parker, I'm a little busy.

Not only am I camp director
and deputy mayor,

but Matteo told us
to grow a crystal

for our chemistry homework,
and mine won't do anything.

Crystals stink.

Sorry, Crystal. Not you.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Sometimes her.

Well, while you wait for them
to grow, can I just run one idea by you?

-You have five seconds.
-All right.

Check this out.
Turn the old abandoned sawmill into a playground.

What?

Less than five seconds.
Still too many.

Look, I can't do this
right now. Nadine's mom has requested a meeting.

Oh. And it feels weird
that I have to say this,

but please don't take any kids
to the abandoned sawmill.

What am I going to do
with these 200 Lumber Land t-shirts?

Crystal.

You want one or ten?

Okay.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay. Looks like
we have everything ready to go for tonight.

Secret. Girls only
horror movie screening.

Yep. Wait until
Lou's asleep.

We'll set out these amazing
decorations and then, we'll watch Camp Slasher 5.

Tom's Not Dead Again.

I bet it's gonna be
so much scarier than Camp Slasher 4.

Tom's Up. The Tom-aning.

Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.

Lou! Hey.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Hey. Can I get both
your help with something?

Nadine's mom has to work
a double shift.

So she asked if Nadine
could spend the night at camp.

We can't tonight
because of, uh, something Ava's going to say.

She means, why us?

Nadine's only eight.
Shouldn't you be your burden?

Uh, I mean responsibility.

Well, I would. Problem is I
have more things to do tonight

than a beaver run
at the basket factory.

It's a lot of things.

So can she stay
in your cabin?

I can't think of any reason--We didn't have
any secret plans.

Great. Thanks, guys.

And, um...

Planning on
committing a crime?

Well, I'm busy,
so if you do, cover your tracks.

[STOMPS FOOT]

Looks like the dream
of watching Tom's Not Dead Again

just died.
Like Tom. Again.

Don't worry. We can just
put Nadine to sleep early.

Then we'll watch the movie.

What movie?

The one we're watching
at our secret movie night.

-Oh, what time?
-It's for girls only.

Oh. You could have
led with that.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you aren't invited
to our sleepover

in the grizzly cabin
for me, Matteo, and Noah only.

So there.

But that's what you do
every night.

That's just... camp.

Yeah, well, tonight
we're adding a twist.

Which is...

Um, TTBD.
Twist to be determined.

Finn, leave
the invisible mike.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Tooda-Lou.
Still working on your crystal?

Yeah, but so far, it just
looks like a sugar cube

that's going through
some stuff.

Uh, that's too bad.

Here, let me help.

Hey, what are you doing?

You don't need it anymore.

I finished your homework
for you and turned it in.

I'll take your thanks now.

Well, I would love to give it,
but unfortunately,

that is not
what we're serving up today.

Explain.

I thought if you
had a little more time,

you could listen
to all my next level ideas.

Here's a real sizzler.
Turn the lake into a... ice hockey rink.

Is my Canadian showing?
I hope so.

Parker, you can't just
complete my homework for me. That's cheating.

Uh, duh.

That's why I didn't turn it
in to Matteo directly.

I left it
in your classroom.

This may surprise you,
but this isn't the first time I've cheated.

How did you figure out how
to grow a crystal anyway?

I didn't need to. I found a
pretty looking turquoise one just sitting in the bathroom.

That was
decorative soap.

I've been trying
to upgrade the out houses,

and now that I think about it,
plumbing would have been a better choice.

A soap.

I was wondering why it smelled
like a minty waterfall, but I just thought science.

Parker, if Matteo finds soap
on his desk,

he's going to think that
I was trying to cheat.

Relax, just have your
rich parents donate a library to the school.

-No big deal.
-I don't have rich parents.

Oh, it's a big deal.

All right, now I'm gonna have
to try to sneak in there and get it back

before he finds it.
And school's closed.

So I'm looking at
an afterhours break and enter type sitch.

Man, my horoscope this morning
was dead on.

And that's why
I was the first and last Miss Fondue.

The end.

One more story, please.

Nope. That was
the third story.

It's time for bed.

But before bed,
I always have a snack.

Then one last pee,
then a glass of water,

which means another last pee.

Why aren't you
writing this down?

Nadine, one moment.

We're almost out of time
to set up for the movie night.

You may not care,
but I cannot let my social capital drop.

You don't know the things
I've done to build it.

Oh, I have an idea.

How about a quick
superhero training sesh?

-Nadine, I hate to get stern.
-You do?

Nadine, I love to get stern.

It is time for you
to go to bed. Now.

But I'm not even sleepy.

[BOTH SIGH]

[SNORING]

[SHUSHING]

Your shh is louder
than the door.

[SNORING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Okay, boys,
time to hit the hay.

You know what they say
The early bird gets to see the early bird.

Actually, Noah and I decided
what our slumber party twist

to outdo the girls
is going to be.

We're going to
stay up all night. Finn, my invisible mike.

Sorry, I lost it.

It's really hard to see.

Okay, but we don't really
need to stay up, do we?

We can just
act sleepy tomorrow,

and they'll never know
the difference.

As much as I enjoy
an acting challenge,

I think staying up
all night will be fun.

Not for me!

This always happens
at slumber parties.

Someone suggests
we stay awake.

Then I fall asleep first.

And then I get pranked.

And I am not
thawing my underwear in the microwave again.

It's very hard to get
the smell of day-old pizza out of boxers.

Ooh, that's it.

We should prank
the first person that falls asleep.

Yeah, great idea, Matteo.

That wasn't my idea.

My idea was no pranks.

Well, that's less fun.

Let's compromise.

We'll just prank you now
and get it over with.

No, not this time.

This'll be the first
slumber party

where Matteo Silva
is the pranker instead of the prankee.

That's big talk, Matteo.

We'll see if you're so cocky
when you wake up with "Butt" written on your face.

You leave my perfect pores
out of this!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[GROANS]

Parker, what are you
doing here?

I'm here to help.
Why are you burping like a cartoon character?

I panicked, okay?

[SPITS]

Ew, Lou, you don't know
where that's been. Ew.

Yes, you do, the outhouse.

Listen, I don't
need your help, okay?

We just gotta get out of here
before someone sees us.

Allow me.

Uh-oh. This door
locks from the outside?

It's okay. We can just use
the janitor's ladder I found.

Yes. Definitely.
Great plan.

The only thing about that plan
is I knocked over the ladder.

-What? Why?
-Because I didn't want people to see the ladder

and think
there are thieves up here.

But there are thieves
up here. Us, you dingus.

So this means
we're trapped?

With each other.

Let us out!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

At the risk
of quoting Tom Slasher, we really killed it tonight.

I think people
had a good time.

Especially that
creepy girl, Alice.

She was taking a lot of notes.

But no movie will be
as scary as Lou will be

if she sees this mess.

We've got to clean up
so that she thinks

we've been in the cabin
all night with Nadine, who is peacefully sleeping.

[ALL SCREAM]

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see
where you were going.

And it was
a very stabby place.

How much did you see?

Not much. Just from
the opening credits to the closing credits

and everything in between.

Nadine!

The machine.
My favorite peewee

slash buddy slash--Stop saying slash! Too soon.

Listen, we're so sorry
you saw that.

But you can't tell Lou
that you watched a scary movie

with Auntie Destiny
and Great Auntie Ava.

Hey.

Come on, Nadine,
off to bed.

Oh, I'm way too scared
to sleep now.

Well, is there
anything we can do to make you feel better?

There is one thing
that could help.

Oh, fantastic.

Hot cocoa?
A teddy bear!

A hot teddy bear.

No, superhero training!

Great Auntie Ava
should have seen that coming.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

If the girls
could see us right now, they'd be so jealous.

We're party animals.

[YAWNING]
Yeah!

Hey, I should get you
some party snacks.

You know what really gets
an all-night party going?

Some sleepy bye
chamomile tea. Hey, yo!

I know what you're doing.

You're trying to trick Finn
and me into falling asleep first, so we get pranked.

Well, two can play
at that game.

Prepare to be gently
blown off your feet

and onto your pillow
by some smooth trombone.

[PLAYING SLOW TUNE]

[SNORING]

Whoa, that's a close one.

Sometimes Lady Trombone
just whispers so sweetly, you know?

Guys, check it out.

You can't fall asleep
if you can't close your eyes.

It's a foolproof plan.

Which is exactly
the kind this fool likes.

Why are you messing
with my theater tape?

A better question.

Why did you tape
your nose up, too?

Ah, so it'd match my eyes.

I don't want to
look silly, Matteo.

Why can't I make
any outgoing calls from this place?

Because Matteo hates it
when we use our phones.

So he installed
a signal blocker.

Also, you bought your
data plan at a kiosk at the local dump so...

You take that back.

It was a local
recycling facility

and I get fifty cents off
my bill for bringing in a bag of cans.

Okay. I have an idea.

It involves a hammer,
a lightbulb and one of us being outside.

Parker, enough.

Have you ever stopped
to think that maybe your ideas aren't actually that good?

How would you know?
You never even listen to them.

I've heard enough.
Remember that time you tried to pave the path to the lake

right through Labrador Cabin?

You are lucky
they're so loyal and good-natured.

Look, I was just
trying to help.

All of your ideas to help,

just create more messes
for me to clean up.

And I'm already so busy
as it is.

I just feel like
I'm always falling further and further behind.

There's so much to do.

There's nothing you have to do
right now.

You want X's r O's?

Neither.

I just want to sit here
until Matteo finds us in the morning and fails me.

Fine. Then I'll tell you
all about my idea

for a chain of condiment
only restaurants.

You'll relish
hearing about it.

O's.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Nadine the Machine
has saved humanity.

Once again defeating
the evil Dr. Destruction and Captain Cutie Curls.

What kind of names
are these?

Actually, Captain Cutie Curls
is on my birth certificate.

What? My parents are clowns.

You tried to destroy
the world with your mega laser, but I stopped you.

Why would we try
to destroy the world? That would destroy us, too.

Silence, logic police.

And now, a juice box. Whoosh!

A juice box? Oh, great.
That's gonna be her seventh one last pee.

We have to do what she says.

Eventually she'll let us go,
and then we can clean up the party mess

while she falls asleep.

Destiny, Nadine is never
going to fall asleep.

[NADINE SNORING]

-Uh-oh.
-Hello?

Nadine!

Nadine the Machine!

Wow. The Machine
really powers down hard.

Ah, this isn't working.

Let's scooch out of here
and call for help.

Great idea. Scooch on three.

One, two, three.

BOTH: Gotta make it!
Gotta make it!

[BOTH SCREAM]

We didn't make it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS]
Come on, Silva!

You're better than this.

Matteo! Shh!

Look. I think he's asleep.

Get the shaving cream.

What are you doing?[BOTH SCREAM]

Nice try.

You'll never prank me.

You've got a little something
right here.

[GASPS] Oh, man.
Doesn't count.

[GRUNTS]
I can't take it anymore.

I know I'm gonna
fall asleep first.

So what's the big deal?

It's all just for fun.

Fun? Do you know
what it's like to always be the one who gets pranked?

That's why I don't go
to slumber parties anymore.

Because I'm the one
who wakes up with wet socks

or covered in toilet paper
or Jeffrey Widow's iguana wearing my glasses.

We would never do something
like that to you.

We don't even have an iguana
or toilet paper.

Seriously, Noah.
Talk to Lou about that.

You don't
go to slumber parties?

Would you if you were me?

Forget it.

I might as well
just go to sleep and get it over with.

But first,
I'll do a facial scrub.

It'll give you guys
a nice, clean surface to write "Butt" on.

I think this just
stopped being fun.

Actually, it stopped being fun
when the fly figured out

it could land on my eyeball
without consequences.

Um, you're taking flight?

Uh, exercising.

Uh, trying to hug a ghost
but your arms

are going right through it.

[SIGHS] I was sweeping.

What?

Have you ever held a broom?

I will have you know,
that was the Canadian method of sweeping.

Also, no.

Well, you're even
less qualified to work at camp than I thought.

I'm glad
you're enjoying yourself.

By the way, everyone knows
that this is how you hug a ghost.

[GLASS BREAKING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

Lou, what was in that?
Would it hurt us? Or worse, affect my singing voice?

The label says truth vapor.

Oh, no, you don't think that's
some kind of truth serum, do you?

[SINGSONG]
That would be very bad.

But at least,
my singing voice is still good.

NOAH: Matteo!

[GASPS]

What happened to you?

I fell asleep
and someone pranked me.

It must have been Finn.

What did I do?

Wow. Matteo
pranked you hard.

-Me?
-Well, it wasn't me.

You look like
an angry breakfast burrito.

He pranked you, too.
Look in the mirror.

[GASPS] Hey!

I've got "Butt" on my face!

Matteo, you know I only like
to have butt on my butt.

I promise!
I didn't do any of this.

You must have been so tired.

You forgot you pranked us
after we fell asleep.

Maybe I did?

Well, you were
pretty out of it.

So if you didn't burrito him
and he didn't butt you,

then I guess
I did do this. For the first time ever,

I wasn't the prankee.

Matteo, congratulations
on your first slumber party pranks.

Thank you, dear victim.

Oh, well,
time to get ready for school.

But I can't wait
for our next slumber party.

You have unleashed a monster,
my friends, and he's ferocious.

-We did good, Noah.
-Pranking ourselves?

Nicest prank ever.

You know, I get this
was just being pranked, but I'm kind of pulling it off.

So, think that
truth serum gas is working on us?

I don't know.
Ask me something you think I'd lie about.

Hmm. Do you really think
my ideas are bad?

Uh, of course,
but I already told you that. Hit me with something harder.

Do you think
you could ever like me?

I do like you.

No, you don't.

Parker.

I'm being honest.

The truth serum means
I sort of have to.

Oh, right.

Well, in that case,
why do you like me? Do go on.

Well, I really admire you.

You never let anything
get you down.

And I love how you're not
afraid to think big.

Maybe because you don't
consider the consequences.

I consider them. The trick
is convincing yourself that they don't apply to you.

That serum is so strong.

I'm even being
truthful with myself.

It's like you're created
in a lab out of good hair and bad decisions. But...

I'm kind of glad
you're around.

Wow.

Well, if I'm being honest
and I guess I can't help it, I really admire you, too.

The kids really love you.

Plus, you set goals
and actually accomplish them.

That's super inspiring.

Well, I don't know about that.

Lately, I've been so busy,
I feel like I haven't been able to accomplish anything.

That's partly my fault.

I know I make things
difficult for you,

but I still wish
you would lean on me more.

Then you'd be less busy
and have more fun.

And instead of coming up
with bad ideas of my own,

we could come up
with good ideas together.

I think that's actually
a great idea.

Are you seriously
admitting that I just had a great idea?

Oh, don't get too excited.
It's just the chemicals talking.

Lou. Parker.

What are you doing here?

Matteo, we can't
lie to you literally.

I didn't finish
my crystal assignment.

So Parker turned in a soap
from one of the outhouses instead.

A soap that looks like
a crystal in an outhouse.

Okay, people,
that is the last time I try to be fancy.

Anyhow, we tried to break in
and steal it back,

but we ended up
getting locked in here.

[CHUCKLES]
Aw, who cares?

Take a few extra days.
I'm in a good mood this morning.

Had a big win earlier.

Plus, I appreciate
your honesty.

Well, we really
don't have a choice. We're under the effects

of your truth serum.

We can't lie.

Which is why I have to
tell you, you should burn that sweater vest.

Then bury it
in an unmarked grave and salt the earth.

You mean that?

Oh, that's a cologne
I've been tinkering with.

Truth Vapor by Matteo Silva,

because, truthfully,
you could smell better.

So we weren't
chemically compelled to say things to each other

-we wouldn't normally say?
-That's right.

I mean, there are a lot
of side effects, but that's not one.

Well, in that case,
I'm really sorry about that vest comment.

Oh, samesies.

Oh, that burns!

Morning, kids.[BOTH GASP]

Lou, we can explain.

We're so sorry
the mess hall is...

Completely clean?

What an odd thing
to apologize for.

I'm so tired
I'm not sure I want to know.

But, um, why are you
all tied up?

Uh... Uh, funny story.

Well, we woke up early
this morning to do superhero training

because we went to bed
so early last night. Right, guys?

Yeah. We wanted to make sure
we look up on Tom... uh, time.

Okay.

Well, I, unlike you guys,
was up all night,

so I'm gonna go
get some coffee, and when I come back,

I'm going to need
a picture of this.

Nadine. What happened here?

-I cleaned up your party mess.
-But why?

I'm a superhero.
I save the day. It's what I do.

Wow. Thanks, Nadine.

I see my Miss Fondue story
really resonated with you.

I had a great time
at our sleepover,

and I promise
I'll never tell Lou about that super scary movie.

What super scary movie?

I'm just a little girl!
I don't know what I'm saying.

Whoosh!

BOTH: Whoosh!

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