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Hey there, cock-a-doodle-oo.

Oh, good. A new one.

You got a minute for me to run some ideas by you on how to level up the camp?

Parker, I'm a little busy.

Not only am I camp director and deputy mayor,

but Matteo told us to grow a crystal

for our chemistry homework, and mine won't do anything.

Crystals stink.

Sorry, Crystal. Not you.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Sometimes her.

Well, while you wait for them to grow, can I just run one idea by you?

-You have five seconds. -All right.

Check this out. Turn the old abandoned sawmill into a playground.

What?

Less than five seconds. Still too many.

Look, I can't do this right now. Nadine's mom has requested a meeting.

Oh. And it feels weird that I have to say this,

but please don't take any kids to the abandoned sawmill.

What am I going to do with these 200 Lumber Land t-shirts?

Crystal.

You want one or ten?

Okay.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay. Looks like we have everything ready to go for tonight.

Secret. Girls only horror movie screening.

Yep. Wait until Lou's asleep.

We'll set out these amazing decorations and then, we'll watch Camp Slasher 5.

Tom's Not Dead Again.

I bet it's gonna be so much scarier than Camp Slasher 4.

Tom's Up. The Tom-aning.

Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.

Lou! Hey.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Hey. Can I get both your help with something?

Nadine's mom has to work a double shift.

So she asked if Nadine could spend the night at camp.

We can't tonight because of, uh, something Ava's going to say.

She means, why us?

Nadine's only eight. Shouldn't you be your burden?

Uh, I mean responsibility.

Well, I would. Problem is I have more things to do tonight

than a beaver run at the basket factory.

It's a lot of things.

So can she stay in your cabin?

I can't think of any reason--We didn't have any secret plans.

Great. Thanks, guys.

And, um...

Planning on committing a crime?

Well, I'm busy, so if you do, cover your tracks.

[STOMPS FOOT]

Looks like the dream of watching Tom's Not Dead Again

just died. Like Tom. Again.

Don't worry. We can just put Nadine to sleep early.

Then we'll watch the movie.

What movie?

The one we're watching at our secret movie night.

-Oh, what time? -It's for girls only.

Oh. You could have led with that.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you aren't invited to our sleepover

in the grizzly cabin for me, Matteo, and Noah only.

So there.

But that's what you do every night.

That's just... camp.

Yeah, well, tonight we're adding a twist.

Which is...

Um, TTBD. Twist to be determined.

Finn, leave the invisible mike.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Tooda-Lou. Still working on your crystal?

Yeah, but so far, it just looks like a sugar cube

that's going through some stuff.

Uh, that's too bad.

Here, let me help.

Hey, what are you doing?

You don't need it anymore.

I finished your homework for you and turned it in.

I'll take your thanks now.

Well, I would love to give it, but unfortunately,

that is not what we're serving up today.

Explain.

I thought if you had a little more time,

you could listen to all my next level ideas.

Here's a real sizzler. Turn the lake into a... ice hockey rink.

Is my Canadian showing? I hope so.

Parker, you can't just complete my homework for me. That's cheating.

Uh, duh.

That's why I didn't turn it in to Matteo directly.

I left it in your classroom.

This may surprise you, but this isn't the first time I've cheated.

How did you figure out how to grow a crystal anyway?

I didn't need to. I found a pretty looking turquoise one just sitting in the bathroom.

That was decorative soap.

I've been trying to upgrade the out houses,

and now that I think about it, plumbing would have been a better choice.

A soap.

I was wondering why it smelled like a minty waterfall, but I just thought science.

Parker, if Matteo finds soap on his desk,

he's going to think that I was trying to cheat.

Relax, just have your rich parents donate a library to the school.

-No big deal. -I don't have rich parents.

Oh, it's a big deal.

All right, now I'm gonna have to try to sneak in there and get it back

before he finds it. And school's closed.

So I'm looking at an afterhours break and enter type sitch.

Man, my horoscope this morning was dead on.

And that's why I was the first and last Miss Fondue.

The end.

One more story, please.

Nope. That was the third story.

It's time for bed.

But before bed, I always have a snack.

Then one last pee, then a glass of water,

which means another last pee.

Why aren't you writing this down?

Nadine, one moment.

We're almost out of time to set up for the movie night.

You may not care, but I cannot let my social capital drop.

You don't know the things I've done to build it.

Oh, I have an idea.

How about a quick superhero training sesh?

-Nadine, I hate to get stern. -You do?

Nadine, I love to get stern.

It is time for you to go to bed. Now.

But I'm not even sleepy.

[BOTH SIGH]

[SNORING]

[SHUSHING]

Your shh is louder than the door.

[SNORING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Okay, boys, time to hit the hay.

You know what they say The early bird gets to see the early bird.

Actually, Noah and I decided what our slumber party twist

to outdo the girls is going to be.

We're going to stay up all night. Finn, my invisible mike.

Sorry, I lost it.

It's really hard to see.

Okay, but we don't really need to stay up, do we?

We can just act sleepy tomorrow,

and they'll never know the difference.

As much as I enjoy an acting challenge,

I think staying up all night will be fun.

Not for me!

This always happens at slumber parties.

Someone suggests we stay awake.

Then I fall asleep first.

And then I get pranked.

And I am not thawing my underwear in the microwave again.

It's very hard to get the smell of day-old pizza out of boxers.

Ooh, that's it.

We should prank the first person that falls asleep.

Yeah, great idea, Matteo.

That wasn't my idea.

My idea was no pranks.

Well, that's less fun.

Let's compromise.

We'll just prank you now and get it over with.

No, not this time.

This'll be the first slumber party

where Matteo Silva is the pranker instead of the prankee.

That's big talk, Matteo.

We'll see if you're so cocky when you wake up with "Butt" written on your face.

You leave my perfect pores out of this!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[GROANS]

Parker, what are you doing here?

I'm here to help. Why are you burping like a cartoon character?

I panicked, okay?

[SPITS]

Ew, Lou, you don't know where that's been. Ew.

Yes, you do, the outhouse.

Listen, I don't need your help, okay?

We just gotta get out of here before someone sees us.

Allow me.

Uh-oh. This door locks from the outside?

It's okay. We can just use the janitor's ladder I found.

Yes. Definitely. Great plan.

The only thing about that plan is I knocked over the ladder.

-What? Why? -Because I didn't want people to see the ladder

and think there are thieves up here.

But there are thieves up here. Us, you dingus.

So this means we're trapped?

With each other.

Let us out!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

At the risk of quoting Tom Slasher, we really killed it tonight.

I think people had a good time.

Especially that creepy girl, Alice.

She was taking a lot of notes.

But no movie will be as scary as Lou will be

if she sees this mess.

We've got to clean up so that she thinks

we've been in the cabin all night with Nadine, who is peacefully sleeping.

[ALL SCREAM]

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see where you were going.

And it was a very stabby place.

How much did you see?

Not much. Just from the opening credits to the closing credits

and everything in between.

Nadine!

The machine. My favorite peewee

slash buddy slash--Stop saying slash! Too soon.

Listen, we're so sorry you saw that.

But you can't tell Lou that you watched a scary movie

with Auntie Destiny and Great Auntie Ava.

Hey.

Come on, Nadine, off to bed.

Oh, I'm way too scared to sleep now.

Well, is there anything we can do to make you feel better?

There is one thing that could help.

Oh, fantastic.

Hot cocoa? A teddy bear!

A hot teddy bear.

No, superhero training!

Great Auntie Ava should have seen that coming.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

If the girls could see us right now, they'd be so jealous.

We're party animals.

[YAWNING] Yeah!

Hey, I should get you some party snacks.

You know what really gets an all-night party going?

Some sleepy bye chamomile tea. Hey, yo!

I know what you're doing.

You're trying to trick Finn and me into falling asleep first, so we get pranked.

Well, two can play at that game.

Prepare to be gently blown off your feet

and onto your pillow by some smooth trombone.

[PLAYING SLOW TUNE]

[SNORING]

Whoa, that's a close one.

Sometimes Lady Trombone just whispers so sweetly, you know?

Guys, check it out.

You can't fall asleep if you can't close your eyes.

It's a foolproof plan.

Which is exactly the kind this fool likes.

Why are you messing with my theater tape?

A better question.

Why did you tape your nose up, too?

Ah, so it'd match my eyes.

I don't want to look silly, Matteo.

Why can't I make any outgoing calls from this place?

Because Matteo hates it when we use our phones.

So he installed a signal blocker.

Also, you bought your data plan at a kiosk at the local dump so...

You take that back.

It was a local recycling facility

and I get fifty cents off my bill for bringing in a bag of cans.

Okay. I have an idea.

It involves a hammer, a lightbulb and one of us being outside.

Parker, enough.

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe your ideas aren't actually that good?

How would you know? You never even listen to them.

I've heard enough. Remember that time you tried to pave the path to the lake

right through Labrador Cabin?

You are lucky they're so loyal and good-natured.

Look, I was just trying to help.

All of your ideas to help,

just create more messes for me to clean up.

And I'm already so busy as it is.

I just feel like I'm always falling further and further behind.

There's so much to do.

There's nothing you have to do right now.

You want X's r O's?

Neither.

I just want to sit here until Matteo finds us in the morning and fails me.

Fine. Then I'll tell you all about my idea

for a chain of condiment only restaurants.

You'll relish hearing about it.

O's.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Nadine the Machine has saved humanity.

Once again defeating the evil Dr. Destruction and Captain Cutie Curls.

What kind of names are these?

Actually, Captain Cutie Curls is on my birth certificate.

What? My parents are clowns.

You tried to destroy the world with your mega laser, but I stopped you.

Why would we try to destroy the world? That would destroy us, too.

Silence, logic police.

And now, a juice box. Whoosh!

A juice box? Oh, great. That's gonna be her seventh one last pee.

We have to do what she says.

Eventually she'll let us go, and then we can clean up the party mess

while she falls asleep.

Destiny, Nadine is never going to fall asleep.

[NADINE SNORING]

-Uh-oh. -Hello?

Nadine!

Nadine the Machine!

Wow. The Machine really powers down hard.

Ah, this isn't working.

Let's scooch out of here and call for help.

Great idea. Scooch on three.

One, two, three.

BOTH: Gotta make it! Gotta make it!

[BOTH SCREAM]

We didn't make it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS] Come on, Silva!

You're better than this.

Matteo! Shh!

Look. I think he's asleep.

Get the shaving cream.

What are you doing?[BOTH SCREAM]

Nice try.

You'll never prank me.

You've got a little something right here.

[GASPS] Oh, man. Doesn't count.

[GRUNTS] I can't take it anymore.

I know I'm gonna fall asleep first.

So what's the big deal?

It's all just for fun.

Fun? Do you know what it's like to always be the one who gets pranked?

That's why I don't go to slumber parties anymore.

Because I'm the one who wakes up with wet socks

or covered in toilet paper or Jeffrey Widow's iguana wearing my glasses.

We would never do something like that to you.

We don't even have an iguana or toilet paper.

Seriously, Noah. Talk to Lou about that.

You don't go to slumber parties?

Would you if you were me?

Forget it.

I might as well just go to sleep and get it over with.

But first, I'll do a facial scrub.

It'll give you guys a nice, clean surface to write "Butt" on.

I think this just stopped being fun.

Actually, it stopped being fun when the fly figured out

it could land on my eyeball without consequences.

Um, you're taking flight?

Uh, exercising.

Uh, trying to hug a ghost but your arms

are going right through it.

[SIGHS] I was sweeping.

What?

Have you ever held a broom?

I will have you know, that was the Canadian method of sweeping.

Also, no.

Well, you're even less qualified to work at camp than I thought.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

By the way, everyone knows that this is how you hug a ghost.

[GLASS BREAKING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

Lou, what was in that? Would it hurt us? Or worse, affect my singing voice?

The label says truth vapor.

Oh, no, you don't think that's some kind of truth serum, do you?

[SINGSONG] That would be very bad.

But at least, my singing voice is still good.

NOAH: Matteo!

[GASPS]

What happened to you?

I fell asleep and someone pranked me.

It must have been Finn.

What did I do?

Wow. Matteo pranked you hard.

-Me? -Well, it wasn't me.

You look like an angry breakfast burrito.

He pranked you, too. Look in the mirror.

[GASPS] Hey!

I've got "Butt" on my face!

Matteo, you know I only like to have butt on my butt.

I promise! I didn't do any of this.

You must have been so tired.

You forgot you pranked us after we fell asleep.

Maybe I did?

Well, you were pretty out of it.

So if you didn't burrito him and he didn't butt you,

then I guess I did do this. For the first time ever,

I wasn't the prankee.

Matteo, congratulations on your first slumber party pranks.

Thank you, dear victim.

Oh, well, time to get ready for school.

But I can't wait for our next slumber party.

You have unleashed a monster, my friends, and he's ferocious.

-We did good, Noah. -Pranking ourselves?

Nicest prank ever.

You know, I get this was just being pranked, but I'm kind of pulling it off.

So, think that truth serum gas is working on us?

I don't know. Ask me something you think I'd lie about.

Hmm. Do you really think my ideas are bad?

Uh, of course, but I already told you that. Hit me with something harder.

Do you think you could ever like me?

I do like you.

No, you don't.

Parker.

I'm being honest.

The truth serum means I sort of have to.

Oh, right.

Well, in that case, why do you like me? Do go on.

Well, I really admire you.

You never let anything get you down.

And I love how you're not afraid to think big.

Maybe because you don't consider the consequences.

I consider them. The trick is convincing yourself that they don't apply to you.

That serum is so strong.

I'm even being truthful with myself.

It's like you're created in a lab out of good hair and bad decisions. But...

I'm kind of glad you're around.

Wow.

Well, if I'm being honest and I guess I can't help it, I really admire you, too.

The kids really love you.

Plus, you set goals and actually accomplish them.

That's super inspiring.

Well, I don't know about that.

Lately, I've been so busy, I feel like I haven't been able to accomplish anything.

That's partly my fault.

I know I make things difficult for you,

but I still wish you would lean on me more.

Then you'd be less busy and have more fun.

And instead of coming up with bad ideas of my own,

we could come up with good ideas together.

I think that's actually a great idea.

Are you seriously admitting that I just had a great idea?

Oh, don't get too excited. It's just the chemicals talking.

Lou. Parker.

What are you doing here?

Matteo, we can't lie to you literally.

I didn't finish my crystal assignment.

So Parker turned in a soap from one of the outhouses instead.

A soap that looks like a crystal in an outhouse.

Okay, people, that is the last time I try to be fancy.

Anyhow, we tried to break in and steal it back,

but we ended up getting locked in here.

[CHUCKLES] Aw, who cares?

Take a few extra days. I'm in a good mood this morning.

Had a big win earlier.

Plus, I appreciate your honesty.

Well, we really don't have a choice. We're under the effects

of your truth serum.

We can't lie.

Which is why I have to tell you, you should burn that sweater vest.

Then bury it in an unmarked grave and salt the earth.

You mean that?

Oh, that's a cologne I've been tinkering with.

Truth Vapor by Matteo Silva,

because, truthfully, you could smell better.

So we weren't chemically compelled to say things to each other

-we wouldn't normally say? -That's right.

I mean, there are a lot of side effects, but that's not one.

Well, in that case, I'm really sorry about that vest comment.

Oh, samesies.

Oh, that burns!

Morning, kids.[BOTH GASP]

Lou, we can explain.

We're so sorry the mess hall is...

Completely clean?

What an odd thing to apologize for.

I'm so tired I'm not sure I want to know.

But, um, why are you all tied up?

Uh... Uh, funny story.

Well, we woke up early this morning to do superhero training

because we went to bed so early last night. Right, guys?

Yeah. We wanted to make sure we look up on Tom... uh, time.

Okay.

Well, I, unlike you guys, was up all night,

so I'm gonna go get some coffee, and when I come back,

I'm going to need a picture of this.

Nadine. What happened here?

-I cleaned up your party mess. -But why?

I'm a superhero. I save the day. It's what I do.

Wow. Thanks, Nadine.

I see my Miss Fondue story really resonated with you.

I had a great time at our sleepover,

and I promise I'll never tell Lou about that super scary movie.

What super scary movie?

I'm just a little girl! I don't know what I'm saying.

Whoosh!

BOTH: Whoosh!

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