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No. Why not? I don't want to.
You have to. I write my own destiny.
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Look, being sad doesn't make
you interesting.
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I am not sad, I just don't observe
the western notion of the new year.
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Oh, really? Yeah, I celebrate
Chinese New Year, actually.
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Oh, right, OK.
When is Chinese New Year?
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May, is it?
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Right, I genuinely don't have
time for this.
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I look amazing and you look OK.
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I'll see you in there. Fine-ah!
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Fine. Fine. Fine.
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Um, you're breaking my balls here.
Yes!
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Happy New Year!
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Woo! OK, baby.
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We're going to have a good night.
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It's going to be a really
interesting year for currency.
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It's going to be so...
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There's so many currencies now
which are just on the up, you know?
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I mean, you have to know which to go for.
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Aluminium, you've got to invest
in aluminium, that's the big one,
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then gold. Bitcoin is...
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I know it's a cliche,
but Bitcoin is the one.
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That's the interesting
thing about Bitcoin,
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it really is the people's currency.
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Oh, I love it.
Mm. Another round?
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Yes. Yeah.
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I'm sorry, yes, yes, um, I would
love another gin and tonic.
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OK.
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I'll have a glass of red wine.
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Ooh. Oh, I will also have that.
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A glass of red wine, in
addition to the gin and tonic.
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No problem, whatever the lady wants.
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Oh, my God.
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Just so you know,
I'm only interested in Kate.
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Yeah, OK. Just Kate.
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Copy that. Thanks.
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What was that?
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He thinks you're fit.
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Oh, my God!
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That's electric.
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Kate! Shall we get espresso Martinis?
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Hello?
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My... my name is Jessie.
I just need a pee.
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I'm a very normal girl.
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Poor Donna.
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James, James Bond.
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You're drunk. You're drunk.
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Jessie is drunk.
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Yeah.
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Hi-lo... hello.
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Hi, Jessie.
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How did you know my name?
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You've said it a number of times
since you came in here.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, right.
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What were you doing in there?
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Peeing. Pee...?
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Well, you can do it standing up.
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Yeah, I treated myself to a sit-down one.
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Being able to pee standing up is a
gift. What...?
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You would pee in a gift horse mouth?
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Yeah, I would.
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Disgusting.
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You know, it's " Bond, James Bond".
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You were doing it the wrong way round.
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That was actually a private
conversation. Oh, OK.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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OK, no worries.
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You were right about one thing, though...
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you do seem drunk.
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OK.
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Tah.
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Oh!
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So is it an actual coin?
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Uh, uh, no.
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Uh... no. Right.
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It... it... Yeah.
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So it's, like, modern...? Yeah.
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Yep. Yeah, it's kind of like
a modern, you know,
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it's the modern currency.
It's the modern currency.
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So if I said, can I have a bit...?
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Yeah, I'd say, "Yes, please, come
to my office right away".
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry, I'm just joking.
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People say I have a kind of
random sense of humour.
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You're funny.
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You're funny.
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Uh, oh, that's my library card.
I love to read.
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There you go.
I've got some more in here.
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I've got some more.
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Hey, bathroom.
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Hey, hello again.
Yeah.
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I know you.
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Do you work at the
Shepherd's Bush Superdrug?
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No.
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What? Well, that's crazy.
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Well there is someone who works
there who looks exactly like you.
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It's not me. OK.
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Is he good-looking?
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Sorry, what?
Superdrug guy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, "schmokin".
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Awooga.
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OK, well thanks.
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No, it's...
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I mean, the Superdrug guy was hot.
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But you said I look just like him.
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No, I mean, I feel... you, you've
got a similar issence to him.
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What?
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You have a similar essence.
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Oh, right, you didn't
say essence, you said issince.
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Oh, ha-ha, funny.
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I've got a funny accent.
Great.
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Ten, nine, eight...
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I don't want to lose my spot.
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Fair enough.
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You don't have to kiss me or anything.
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Genuinely didn't cross my mind.
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two, one.
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Shall we split this or should
I... I put some
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money into your account, or...?
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No, it's fine,
don't worry, I've got it. OK.
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So, you want to have sex?
We're having sex.
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Yeah, I know, but do you want to?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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I'm just checking it's not a mistake.
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No, it's not a mistake.
OK. All right.
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Wait, do you want to be having sex?
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Yeah.
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You? Yeah.
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OK, great, woo!
OK. All right.
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Oi. Yeah?
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What's your name?
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You don't know my name?
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I know who you are.
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Yeah, I should hope so.
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You're the guy from the thing, um...
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What?
Oh, my... oh, my God. Huh.
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What the hell
How could you not tell me this?
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What do you mean? Who you are.
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What you do.
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I did, actually.
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What do you do?
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I'm an actor.
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Ugh, no thanks.
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When did we eat cereal
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Why are you wearing my coat?
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This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to me.
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OK, I'm not sure why you're
freaking out, but... Oh, my God. Oh.
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Oh, I can't believe
I let you go down on me.
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Let me?
You told me to.
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Well you shouldn't have done it
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cos, if I'd have known who you were,
I would not have let that happen.
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You didn't seem to mind last night.
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Well I was acting.
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No, you weren't.
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Were you?
No.
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No.
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Well yes, yeah, yeah, um, yeah.
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I was, only cos I can't,
I can't, you know,
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when I'm tipsy and so...
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I still... I still enjoyed it.
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OK. Yeah.
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Sorry. No, no, it's fine,
I mean, same, you know?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, what do you mean by that?
I mean...
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I didn't either, you know?
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Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
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Mm, I'm pretty sure you did.
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No, I really didn't. No, you did.
No.
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What, you... so you faked it?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I can't... I can't believe this.
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What? You just told me
you did exactly the same thing.
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I must not have been giving it my all.
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Hm, I think you were trying pretty hard.
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Sorry, no offence, but you didn't
see me at full til, obviously.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure I saw it all.
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I think, if you'd have seen
it all you would know.
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Really? Mm, like you wouldn't
be able to walk.
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God, that sounds awful.
Yeah, I know.
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You'd be ruined for other women.
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Hm. Hm.
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Well for the record,
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I wasn't really trying either.
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Not true, actually,
I... I specifically remember you
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saying,
"This is some of my best stuff."
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Yeah, I would never have said that.
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Ah, that was the subtext of what
you were saying,
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I was reading between the lines.
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Can you believe that was still only 75%?
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Oh, my God, stop trying to win at kissing.
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Um, can you stop trying to
win at kissing?
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I'm obviously better at it than you.
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Jesus, you look like shit.
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Hey, it's New Year's Day, what do
you... what do you expect from me?
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To not show up to work in
last night's clothes.
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You know what? That is fair.
That is really fair.
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Aren't you going to ask, though,
why I haven't changed or...?
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No.
It's a great story though.
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Kids, Jessie's here.
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I thought we were getting Shivani.
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Oh, my God, why don't you just
marry Shivani, then?
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I don't want to marry her.
There's nothing in the fridge.
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I'm going to bed.
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All right, hand it over.
Come on. Come on. There we go.
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Now, who has seen Goodfellas?
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That's when I knew... Hey.
I just knew...
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Where have you been?
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I texted you, didn't I?
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I can't find my phone.
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So, if I said the name Tom Kapoor to you,
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what would that kind of...
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what response would that
kind of get? Hot.
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Mm-hm, yeah.
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Well you know he was,
uh, he was there last night?
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Oh, that's exciting.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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I know!
I know!
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Oh!
How did this happen?!
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No, tell me everything !
I don't know. I don't.
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I mean, genuinely, I don't know, I mean,
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cos I was quite drunk,
but I do remember I kept asking him
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if he wanted to do it, like,
while we were doing it.
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You do do that.
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Yeah, but this morning
I had sex with him again and,
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Kate, I was barely drunk that time.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
Mm-hm.
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And, oh, yeah, here's the best bit.
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Two hours later, I got my period.
Like, what is that?
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Touched by an angel like, that's...
the timing of that...
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Will you see him again?
Um, I don't know.
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You probably won't see him again.
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Well maybe I'll see him again.
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He is a famous actor
and you're a little rat nobody.
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Oh, that's so harsh, but it's true.
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Hm.
But you know what?
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What's done is done, like,
he can't take it back.
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I am forever
a stain on his sexual history.
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I knew you were going to
react like this. Woo.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Woo.
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Wow, OK.
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Hm.
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Yep.
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I'm going to get in the
shower, actually. Oh, yeah.
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Jill.
Jessie.
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Jessie, yeah.
Close. Really close.
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Hey.
Hiya.
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Your, um, your toilet's
completely blocked.
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Popcorn and water.
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That's 5.50, thank you.
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Your favourite film is Schindler's List?
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Oh, no, um, that's... this is
not my badge, um...
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Cos it's a pretty obvious
choice, no offence.
257
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,940
Again, I'm not Mike, that's not my...
258
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,060
Everything OK here?
Yeah, totally.
259
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,250
I actually haven't even seen
Schindler's List.
260
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:46,060
You've never seen Schindler's List?
No. No.
261
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,370
I've seen Son of Saul
that's devastating, isn't it?
262
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:50,680
I can't believe you've never
seen Schindler.
263
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,430
What is your favourite film?
Uh, I don't know, man.
264
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,890
Rush Hour 2.
265
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,610
It's a great, great flick.
266
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,210
Your film is starting now.
267
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,940
Good chat...
268
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,090
Mike.
269
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,140
Urg.
270
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,890
What a dick.
What is wrong with me?
271
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,860
I kind of loved that... that was hot.
272
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,090
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, totally.
273
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:21,860
I actually love the Rush Hour franchise.
274
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,100
Tom?
275
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,250
Hi.
Hi.
276
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,870
It's crazy.
277
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,370
I... I work just there.
Yeah, I just, um...
278
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:38,330
I remember you said you
worked at a cinema in Hackney, uh...
279
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,820
But there are a lot of cinemas
in Hackney,
280
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,780
but then I remembered you said it
was near the overground, so, yeah.
281
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,020
Wow.
282
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,460
Good work, Detective Morse.
283
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,150
Inspector Morse.
It... yeah, kind of...
284
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,970
Not a detective, he's an inspector.
285
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,370
What are you doing here?
286
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,690
Actually, um, you left this at my flat.
287
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,890
Oh, aha!
288
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:05,890
That's not mine.
289
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,660
Really? No.
290
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,150
I'll have it though.
291
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,820
Huh, OK, well uh, that's weird, I...
292
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,380
I came to return this, but it's not yours
293
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:18,220
and now I look like a psycho, so...
294
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,940
I should probably head off. OK.
295
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,340
All right. Bye. Bye. See ya.
296
00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:30,050
I'm so sorry, I am...
I'm walking this way as well yeah.
297
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,150
Oh, OK. I... yeah, I was just...
298
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,180
So, I can walk a bit with you.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
299
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,690
Well it'll be good, actually,
it'll be good,
300
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,300
just in case some crazy super fan
kill you on the way home.
301
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,030
What if you kill me?
302
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,970
Oh, please, I'm not a fan, but...
303
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:46,950
There's this amazing abandoned warehouse
304
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,390
that I really want to show you.
305
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,800
Oh, yeah, I've actually got
a couple of bodies... Really?
306
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,440
They're probably listening
to us right now, this conversation.
307
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,160
The government? Yeah.
308
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,440
Big Brother's always watching.
Wake up, sheeple.
309
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,800
Ooh, I hope they didn't just
hear you say sheeple.
310
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,210
I hope they did, so they
can know that I'm onto them.
311
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:08,110
Do you want to... Yes... come in?
No.
312
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,000
I'm... I'm... I didn't mean for it
to sound like that,
313
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,870
like I wanted something to happen.
314
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:17,950
No, no, no, I do,
I... I want to have something,
315
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,030
have something happen.
Oh, OK. Cool me too. Great.
316
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,600
Um, great.
317
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,800
No, I, um...
318
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,480
I... I got my period this afternoon.
319
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,160
For the first time?
Yeah.
320
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,590
That's very funny,
you actually made me laugh.
321
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:38,870
I don't usually find men funny, so,
um, it's a real win for you.
322
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,080
No, I just, um, I just wanted to flag it
323
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,670
because sometimes people can be a bit...
324
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:46,760
You do know I'm an adult man, don't you?
325
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,520
Wow. I hope they heard what you
just said for your sake.
326
00:17:58,550 --> 00:17:59,960
That was great.
327
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,310
That was...
328
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,170
I liked... I liked that.
329
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,650
What about that?
How much did that cost?
330
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,590
I don't know. Hm.
331
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:11,880
What about that?
332
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,934
I'm not sure, it was just
here when I got the place.
333
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,390
How much was this cup?
334
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,470
Yeah, it's rude to talk
about money, you know?
335
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,810
Well silence is the tool of the oppressor.
336
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:22,030
Uh-huh, and what do you mean by that?
337
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,760
I don't know, but it is...
338
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,080
it sounds true, and it sounds quite
smart, so that's why I said it.
339
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,680
So, um, do you like working at the cinema?
340
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,240
So, do you like being an actor?
What?
341
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,080
No, sorry, sorry, it was just
a bit of a weird question.
342
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,650
Well I just want to know
things about you. Why?
343
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,960
So I can describe you to the
police when you steal my cup.
344
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,400
I won't... I won't steal it.
345
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,040
What are your parents' names?
346
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,800
David and Liz.
347
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,440
And which one do you like more?
348
00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:00,390
Um, my mum, I guess,
but I ruined her body,
349
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,240
so she's earned my loyalty, in a way.
350
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,840
Do you want to ask me anything?
351
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,110
Yes. Sorry, yeah, of course.
352
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,390
Um...
353
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,310
OK, what is your favourite colour?
354
00:19:18,610 --> 00:19:20,570
Blue.
Cool OK.
355
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,080
Um, what is your...
356
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:28,250
second favourite colour?
Oh, come on. No, I...
357
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,400
That's a good question, to be fair.
358
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,024
I feel like it says a lot about someone,
359
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,730
what their second favourite is, you know?
360
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,570
My second favourite colour is green.
361
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:38,320
You have five minutes to
think of a better question. OK.
362
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,480
Fine.
363
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,000
Charge your phone, you dumbarse.
364
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,800
You know what, can I change my answer?
365
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,320
I don't think blue is my
favourite colour any more.
366
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,960
I can't hear you thinking.
367
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,650
Come on, next question.
368
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:21,450
Over here.
Home-wrecker.
369
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,930
Home-wrecker.
370
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:25,550
Oh, wait, wait, it's just the cleaner.
371
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,320
Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
372
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:31,760
Sorry, love. Yeah.
373
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,200
It's an honest job.
Thank you.
374
00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,120
Have a great day.
375
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,650
Jessie?
376
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:51,640
Jessie?
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