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Previously on "Younger"...
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Clare and Rob aren't together.
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He is an available, single person.
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And have you asked Clare
how she feels about that?
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This was all you. You set me up.
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Hey, what are you doing with that sign?
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Maggie Amato's been canceled.
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If you loved Charles
and he proposed to you,
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then why aren't you married?
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It's gotta be your terms
or it just doesn't work.
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I wanted to have all of you.
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You did have all of me.
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Oh, my God, you don't believe me.
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Can you blame me?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Okay, walk, walk, walk. Give us a twirl.
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Yeah, okay. Toss the pony.
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Mama is on her way to her solo art show!
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You don't have to gas me up
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like I'm going to an actual art show
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at a real gallery.
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It's a dive bar, Liza.
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But that makes it cool, right?
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♪ ♪
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Hey.
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Do you remember the first time we met?
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At your show at that coffee
shop in the Village?
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Well. [CHUCKLES] It was barely a show
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or a coffee shop, and just so you know,
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they were selling hash there.
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Okay, will you just let me have this?
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It might have been a tiny show to you,
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but I bought my very first piece of art,
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which I still have,
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and I met an incredible friend,
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which I still have.
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Tonight is going to be amazing.
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Even if it's not...
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exactly what you expected.
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[SIGHS] All right.
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- Here we go!
- [SQUEALS]
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[AWKWARD MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Well, this is exactly what I expected.
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[GASPS] Maggie, hi!
Hi, hi, hi. Uh, okay.
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It has been a bit difficult
getting media to cover you,
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what with all the toxic social chatter,
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- but true heads know. Okay?
- Okay.
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- It's gonna be...
- Hey, Mags!
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- Congrats. This is amazing.
- [CHUCKLES] Whatever.
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Oh, um, and Kelsey
had to take off early,
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but she sends her love and she promised
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that she's gonna plug
the show at INKubator.
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- Right on.
- Ooh, patrons! [GASPS]
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They must have seen the social campaign.
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- Hi, there!
- Hey. Uh...
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Are you the girl with the drink tickets?
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I am she/they. Yes.
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Welcome to "Maggie
Amato's Who's That Girl:
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Deconstructed Identities in
the American Simulacrum."
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Now, tell me, which of
our marketing endeavors
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led you to our exhibit?
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Exhibit? Where?
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Oh, nice!
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Uh, so drinks?
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Yeah, drinks are for guests of the show.
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Got it. Um...
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- [WHISPERING] I think...
- Yeah.
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We're good.
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- Thanks.
- Okay.
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Uh, maybe we should take a group photo.
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Okay, everyone cram in real tight.
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- Make it look like it's packed.
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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You guys, you don't have to do this.
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Of course we do.
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I'm, like, officially washed-up.
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- You are not washed-up.
- [CAMERA CLICKS]
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No, you're right. I am canceled.
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- You don't have to stay.
- [SIGHS]
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- It's okay.
- We're not going anywhere.
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All right? Will you shut up?
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The only place we're going is the bar.
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What do you want?
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Oh, I don't know, whatever, you know,
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pairs with the edible in my purse.
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Bourbon. Bourbon, neat.
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- Coming right up.
- Okay.
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Oh, no.
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Absolutely not.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, God.
- Hi.
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I don't know what you're doing here,
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but you've got 40 seconds
before Maggie notices you
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and unsheathes whatever's in her boot.
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- What?
- 35 seconds.
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It's usually a switchblade.
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But given how comprehensively
you've ruined her life,
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she may have graduated
to something gnarlier.
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- Serrated.
- I'm not here...
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- 25 seconds.
- I'm not here...
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The reason that you're
here is irrelevant,
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because you're leaving as fast
as those shapely little legs
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can get you to the relative safety
of the back alley there, okay?
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You've got 25 seconds.
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I'm going. I've seen
what I needed to see.
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♪ Big mood, attitude ♪
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♪ And I'm positively gonna lose ♪
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♪ It's a vibe, it's a mood ♪
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♪ And I'm feeling good, how 'bout you? ♪
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm listening.
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Are you gonna tell me
this is a bad idea again?
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Yeah.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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That is a good point. What else?
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Can you just stop being cute?
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Seriously, I left my friend's opening
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to come and end this, and...
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you're making it really hard.
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Kels, we've been over
this a hundred times.
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Look, I like spending time with you.
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I think that you like
spending time with me.
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Yeah.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But if dating is too complicated,
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I understand.
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- We can just be friends.
- Mm-hmm.
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And you can still come
over, and we'll just...
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play Monopoly.
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Seriously?
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What, are you not getting enough
real estate acquisitions in life?
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- Oh!
- [CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, everybody thinks
it's such a clever gift
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to get a developer.
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I just got a Brooks Brothers one,
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which they'd probably take back
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if they saw what I ordered for dinner.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So pick a board.
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And we will have a nice,
quiet, friendly night in.
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If you want.
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Yeah.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Coming in hot ♪
- ♪ Ahh ♪
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- ♪ Always on top ♪
- ♪ Always on top ♪
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- ♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪
- ♪ I'm the boss ♪
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♪ Baby, I'm a boss ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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"Inject Dylan Park into my veins."
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"I need more chapters. Now."
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"I make $97 an hour working from home."
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What?
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Okay, that last one was a bot,
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but these comments about
the chapter are glowing.
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- Yeah.
- You look nauseous.
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Well, I don't want this to
peak too soon, you know?
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We still don't have a way to
get Dylan's book to readers.
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We're doing it online, aren't we?
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We can't just throw it up on
a Wix site and call it a day.
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Totally. What's a Wix site?
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Lauren is helping me find
someone that can built the app.
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And hopefully a cheap someone,
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since I spent all my money
on Dylan's advance.
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- [SIGHS]
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Oh, boy.
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He has been in a mood.
What is going on with him?
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Uh...
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we got into a little tiff
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over the Jonah Rothchild book.
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How little?
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I sorta refused to get into the car
with him and took an Uber home.
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[SIGHS] Oh, Liza.
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What, did you think that
we needed another obstacle?
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Well, he's the one who
killed the book, not me.
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Maybe we should... we should
just tell him the app plan.
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If he finds out we're
hiding something...
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No, no, no, no. The whole reason
that we're doing it this way
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is because he doesn't trust our taste.
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So we need receipts.
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Like, actual ones, before
he knows anything, okay?
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So just... downplay.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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I have gotten several phone
calls and emails this morning
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about "Empirical's new start-up."
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"Start-up"? No, no.
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What? It's just... it's,
like, a teensy little forum
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for unknown voices.
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That may be, but every news item
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mentions that it is run
by two Empirical editors.
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We didn't want Empirical to
be completely ignored in this.
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Especially with a demographic
that we're no longer serving.
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Well, I would appreciate it
if you distance the company
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from this in the future.
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And I would remind you to keep
your eye on the ball here.
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Meaning your actual paying jobs.
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Of course.
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I'm gonna go call Lottie
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and tell her to leave Empirical's
name out of her mouth.
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Lottie is our contact at Vulture.
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She's a great gal.
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She'll leave you out
of this moving forward.
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What else is moving forward here?
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Nothing.
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We're releasing more
of Dylan's chapters,
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some short fiction and
poetry by other readers,
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and we're beta-testing a podcast.
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That's it. Promise.
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'Kay. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Is this really just about INKubator?
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[EXHALES]
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Liza, I...
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I am just trying to
run my business here.
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Well, why don't you come tonight?
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Maybe if you saw it up close,
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you'd realize that it's not a big deal.
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It's... it's actually kind of fun.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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I have to... to see if I'm available.
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All right, well, I'll tell you what.
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I am just going to write
down the address...
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and the password for tonight.
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And if you can make it... great.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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I am not saying this.
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Oh, yeah, you kind of have
to say the password.
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Hmm, it's part of the whole gestalt.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ ♪
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I don't even know if he's coming.
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But if he does, he'll
see how lo-fi it is
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and he'll stop stressing.
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You'd better be right.
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It's gonna be okay. I promise.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Hi, Kelsey.
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Clare. Oh, my God.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Hi. Say hello to your new app designer.
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Wow! Oh, my God. That's so nice.
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Can we afford a Google coder?
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Oh, no need. Mama's a cheap date.
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You... you know what? You two chat.
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I gotta get back to the door anyways.
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It's really not much work,
and I don't mind.
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I've got a light week, so I started.
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I can send you a beta
version by tomorrow.
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Wow!
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Uh, that's incredible.
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And so generous.
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- Thank you.
- I'm happy to help.
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You guys have been so
supportive since...
259
00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:59,549
- well, we don't need to say his name.
- No.
260
00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:01,869
We do not, no.
261
00:10:01,870 --> 00:10:05,919
Well, I don't have a lot of
girlfriends in the States, so...
262
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,280
it was nice to have someone take
me out to brunch and listen.
263
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,584
Even if I didn't really want to talk.
264
00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,250
What are friends for?
265
00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:15,300
[LAUGHS]
266
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,625
[SOFT MUSIC]
267
00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,380
Uh, you're good.
268
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,460
Next in line.
269
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,330
[CLEARS THROAT]
270
00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,020
Mr. Brooks, hello.
271
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,260
Um, you are all set.
272
00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,524
- I've got you at the bar.
- Thank you.
273
00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,875
Mm-hmm, I just need the password.
274
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,080
I'm sorry, I didn't...
I didn't quite catch that.
275
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,059
Sir, I... I really can't let you
in without the password.
276
00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,934
[BOLDLY] Fussy pussy.
277
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,340
[ALL CHEERING]
278
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,806
Welcome to INKubator! Get on in there.
279
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,244
[CHUCKLES]
280
00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,459
Hi, there. Love that coat.
281
00:10:56,470 --> 00:10:59,376
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
282
00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:03,792
♪ ♪
283
00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:06,600
I... I didn't order a...
284
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,980
Hi.
285
00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:12,209
Hey, everybody!
286
00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,874
[ALL CHEERING]
287
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,264
Thank you so much for joining us.
288
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,664
The list of readers is officially
closed for tonight.
289
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,917
But before we get
started, we gotta do...
290
00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,706
ALL: Shots, shots, shots!
291
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,167
Readers, you're gonna need it,
292
00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:28,740
and audience, you're
probably gonna need it too.
293
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,459
Whoo-hoo! To INKubator!
294
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,940
ALL: To INKubator!
295
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,140
Whoo!
296
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,284
Okay, whoo! Let's get started!
297
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,834
- All right, first reader is...
- [COUGHS]
298
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:42,020
Quite the prankster,
apparently. [CHUCKLES]
299
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,860
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
300
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,792
National Book Award winner Azealia King.
301
00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:51,036
[CHATTERING]
302
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,386
[INTERMITTENT APPLAUSE]
303
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,304
[SOFT MID-TEMPO MUSIC]
304
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,436
♪ ♪
305
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,125
It's really you.
306
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,834
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
307
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,250
National Book Award winner Azealia King.
308
00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:06,125
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
309
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,364
[WHISPERING] I am such a big fan.
310
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,714
♪ ♪
311
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,000
[SIGHS NERVOUSLY]
312
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,886
Golly, goodness.
313
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,709
Aren't you all sweet?
314
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,024
Hello, everyone.
315
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,750
- Ah, isn't this terrifying?
- I love you!
316
00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,750
Uh, you wouldn't if
you knew me, darling.
317
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:24,334
I'm a mess!
318
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:26,644
[LAUGHTER]
319
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:31,125
So tonight, let me be somebody else.
320
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:34,834
Somebody who didn't have one huge book
321
00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:37,606
seven years ago, and then dust, okay?
322
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:41,800
[APPLAUSE]
323
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,400
- I... I really can't believe this.
- [CHUCKLES]
324
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,640
Is this a normal night here?
325
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,620
- Definitely not normal.
- So now that I'm not me,
326
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:53,542
you all won't mind that
these pages are dogshit.
327
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,209
- Here we go. [CLEARS THROAT]
- [LAUGHTER]
328
00:12:56,210 --> 00:13:00,042
"Elton had never followed
through on anything in his life.
329
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,480
"He'd always had good intentions,
330
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,570
but they never went anywhere."
331
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:12,409
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
332
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,864
This is incredible.
333
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,739
Clare did this in one day?
334
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,460
It's basically done.
335
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,640
I know, she had a client
336
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:20,959
who was working on something similar,
337
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,560
so she didn't need to
start from scratch.
338
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,709
Oh, um, and she's free tonight to
go over any notes you may have.
339
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,354
I am so glad Josh impregnated
her into our lives.
340
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,444
[KNOCKING] Package for Peter Kelsey?
341
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,875
Close enough.
342
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,410
Okay, so you're just
accepting my mail now?
343
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,620
Mm-hmm.
344
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,830
Who sent you Monopoly?
345
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,106
- What? Who is this from?
- No one.
346
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,200
I just got high, and, you know,
347
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,417
- I was online shopping again.
- Mm.
348
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,625
- Sorry, card was on my clipboard.
- Thanks.
349
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,388
- Uh, Lauren?
- Have a good one.
350
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,459
- Don't...
- [CLEARS THROAT]
351
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,860
"In case you ever
actually want to play."
352
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,650
Wink emoticon, "Rob."
353
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,709
Clare's Rob?
354
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,667
Is he still sniffing around?
355
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,860
Ugh, why can't guys just
take no for an answer?
356
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,449
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
357
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,292
I'm sorry. You did say no, right?
358
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,659
You're not dating the ex
of the perfect STEM angel
359
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,375
who's doing free labor for you, right?
360
00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,250
Okay, I tried not to like him.
361
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,743
- Kelsey!
- Okay... I did!
362
00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:16,184
But he's sweet and funny,
363
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,794
and I don't feel the
need to impress him.
364
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,754
I am so sick of dating these guys
365
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:23,439
who are hypercompetitive
and belittle my ambition
366
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,479
and feel the need to crush it.
367
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,500
And with Rob, it's just...
you know, it's...
368
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,500
- uncomplicated.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Except it's not.
369
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,244
Well, if it was reversed,
370
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,875
I would tell Clare to go for it.
371
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,917
That is a very gracious thing
to hypothetically do for Clare.
372
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,917
And you know what? Maybe she'll
be the bigger person, you know?
373
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,828
But not if she doesn't
know about it, Kelsey.
374
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,059
You have to tell her about this.
375
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:44,564
- Okay.
- Soon.
376
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,564
Okay.
377
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:49,524
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
378
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,744
♪ ♪
379
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,320
I got calls from "The New Yorker,"
380
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,380
"The Atlantic," and the "Daily Mail"
381
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,100
about Azealia showing up at INKubator.
382
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,800
- This is huge, Kels!
- God.
383
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,849
Well, at least they're calling
you instead of Charles.
384
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,014
- [SIGHS]
- The app is almost done.
385
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,796
- I just need to...
- Good morning.
386
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,400
- Oh, God.
- Hello.
387
00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,194
That was...
388
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,374
very impressive last night.
389
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,340
Um...
390
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:17,375
how did you manage to
get Azealia King to read?
391
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,904
- We didn't actually do anything.
- No.
392
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,584
She just showed up.
393
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,540
Ah.
394
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,042
You're being modest.
395
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:28,254
Seriously. I mean, we did
create a low-stakes safe space
396
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,120
for a blocked writer
to try out new material
397
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,736
in a judgment-free environment,
398
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,125
but that's it. Nothing else.
399
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,640
If you won't take credit,
400
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,667
I hope that you will
take me up on dinner.
401
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,060
My schedule's kind of hectic
these next few days,
402
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,989
but I would love to
talk more about this.
403
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:45,580
So, uh, tomorrow night okay?
404
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,624
- That would be great.
- I'm gonna have to check.
405
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,234
Oh, um...
406
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,959
we'll email you to confirm.
407
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,420
Okay.
408
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,504
Um...
409
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,000
Great work. Really.
410
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,320
[SCOFFS]
411
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,809
If I had have been within arm's reach,
412
00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:04,440
he would've patted me on the head.
413
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:07,400
And now we have to go dinner
and listen to him mansplain
414
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,900
why INKubator's a good idea?
415
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,370
We know. We created it!
416
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,530
Or he's ready to start publishing
INKubator authors.
417
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,790
Yeah, so long as they're already famous.
418
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:19,540
He's gonna poach Azealia
and then keep ignoring us.
419
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,874
Just let me finish the
app with Clare tonight.
420
00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:24,459
I really wanna see this through.
421
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,160
It is so nice of her
to help us with this.
422
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,924
I know. She's the best.
423
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:31,259
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC]
424
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,949
Okay.
425
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:39,917
♪ ♪
426
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,854
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
427
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,074
♪ ♪
428
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,986
Yep, so this is how it ends.
429
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,334
Death in exile.
430
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:49,960
Oh, stop. You're being dramatic.
431
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,000
You are still a vibrant
and relevant artist.
432
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,774
I'm a cautionary tale.
433
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,254
Oh, my God.
434
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,349
You will not believe who's here.
435
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,859
- Twitter trolls?
- No, zshuzsh your hair
436
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,959
and look over there.
437
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,209
Clive Wexler? Oh, my God.
438
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,830
Whoa, wow, this is so exciting.
439
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,080
- Who's Clive Wexler?
- What? He's an iconic.
440
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,319
Like... like, definitionally iconic,
441
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,919
not millennials-stanning-Kombucha-Girl
iconic.
442
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,960
Art critic, all right?
443
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,559
He wouldn't be here if
this weren't important.
444
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,234
Or he's here to shit on my grave.
445
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,500
Is that a saying now?
446
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,544
Hey, Clive.
447
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,875
Have you been demoted to obituaries?
448
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,557
Maggie Amato.
449
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:25,060
- Long time.
- Of course you two know each other.
450
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,625
- You are so effing cool.
- Hmm,
451
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,246
I reviewed her show
that shall not be named
452
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,246
for "The Voice" in '94.
453
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,774
- So now I'm Voldemort?
- You haven't changed a bit.
454
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,780
You're still as combative and chaotic
455
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,000
as when I first saw you.
456
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,625
She pasted my face on
a Mapplethorpe print
457
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,180
and blanketed my neighborhood
458
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,800
- with photocopies.
- That's right.
459
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,020
But at least now you're
channeling it into your work.
460
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,540
I am impressed.
461
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,580
Really?
462
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,750
- You like my show?
- So far, yes. Very much.
463
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,542
Can I see the rest of it?
464
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,534
Or, uh, do you wanna
heckle me some more?
465
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:58,536
No, no, no, no, no. Please, go ahead.
466
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,340
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
467
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,580
Just deep breathe,
deep breathe, it's good.
468
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,829
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
469
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,100
♪ ♪
470
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,669
This little panda bear could
barely keep her eyes open
471
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,920
- during bath time.
- Night, baby girl.
472
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,520
- Say goodnight, Gemma.
- Mommy loves you.
473
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,250
Aww.
474
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,340
Okay, now that I've got
a baby endorphin rush,
475
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,654
let's launch the app again.
476
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,520
Um, phone please?
477
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,740
Oh.
478
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,004
Thank you. Okay.
479
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,400
Hey, Clare.
480
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,220
While we wait, um...
481
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,729
there's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
482
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,220
- Success!
- What?
483
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,740
- Yes.
- Wait, it worked?
484
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,406
- We have an app?
- We have an app!
485
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,194
- Ah!
- [SQUEALS]
486
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,020
Uh, okay. I just need to give you
487
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,714
administrator access on your laptop
488
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,220
so you don't have to always
log in on your phone.
489
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,580
- Okay.
- Uh, oh.
490
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,939
- Can you log in?
- Yeah.
491
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,200
Oh, my God. Thank you.
492
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,424
I really don't deserve all of this.
493
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,164
It really was no big deal.
494
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,489
- I was happy to help a friend.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
495
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,519
_
496
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,529
Ooh.
497
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,994
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- _
498
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,849
- Who's Rob?
- [CHUCKLES]
499
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:08,999
It's not my Rob.
500
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,584
What? No... oh, no, it's just a Rob.
501
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,264
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- _
502
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,709
No, that's Rob. That's my ex Rob.
503
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,979
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- _
504
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,160
The Hudson?
505
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,569
Oh, my God. Why can't
I turn this sound off?
506
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,500
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- _
507
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,840
- _
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
508
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,750
♪ ♪
509
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:30,410
- [CELL PHONE CHIMING]
- _
510
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,230
_
511
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,542
What's going on?
512
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,849
I've been trying to talk
to you about this,
513
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:40,636
and I didn't exactly
know how to broach it.
514
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:45,459
Rob and I are seeing
each other. Casually.
515
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,792
Well, not casually, but not formally.
516
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:49,906
[SCOFFS]
517
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,800
Oh, my God.
518
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,619
I know that it might seem odd to you,
519
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,459
but you guys have been
broken up for a while,
520
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,820
and you said that it was amicable.
521
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,220
- [LAUGHS]
- Clare?
522
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,780
Clare! Clare?
523
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,314
Hey, hey, hey.
524
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,919
She was almost sleeping.
What's going on?
525
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,186
- Where's Clare?
- She left when I told her
526
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,542
I was seeing Rob.
527
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,417
Clare's Rob?
528
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,980
Why does everyone call him that?
529
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,709
They had a clean break.
530
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,084
No, she definitely took it pretty hard.
531
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,160
Well, that would've been
good information to have.
532
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,125
So would've the fact
that you're dating him.
533
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,204
[DOOR CLICKS]
534
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,420
How long? Were you screwing him
535
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,129
when you were holding my hand at brunch?
536
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,519
Clare, Gemma's trying
to sleep right now.
537
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,946
- Did you know about this?
- No, of course not.
538
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,667
Or was it going on before that?
539
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,620
Are we true tunnel sisters now?
540
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,914
I don't think tunnel sisters
541
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,920
- has a temporal requirement.
- [BABY FUSSING]
542
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,120
No, you said it was a mature breakup.
543
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,874
That's just a thing you say!
544
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,264
- It's not a...
- Clare, shh.
545
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,314
It's not a green light
to every blond woman
546
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,042
in the tri-state area to begin the hunt!
547
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,380
- Okay.
- That's not fair.
548
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,280
Is that why you took me out to brunch?
549
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,500
To see how long you
were gonna have to wait?
550
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,600
No, I was trying to be friendly.
551
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,544
- [BABY FUSSES]
- You are not my friend.
552
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,260
- I'm gonna get her.
- No, I will!
553
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,439
No, I... I am not comfortable
leaving her here right now.
554
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,449
I need to trust the people
555
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,479
- my daughter's around. No.
- Clare.
556
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,459
Oh, my God. I'll... I'll leave.
557
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:08,292
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
558
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:09,904
Maggie's.
559
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,294
[SIGHS]
560
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:15,254
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
561
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:16,920
♪ ♪
562
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,954
♪ See it in your eyes ♪
563
00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:21,160
Clare? Clare.
564
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,004
♪ Ooh, my blood runs cold ♪
565
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,420
I'm sorry.
566
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,119
I know that you're not gonna believe me,
567
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,249
but I didn't mean to hurt you.
568
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,144
♪ Wanna see you fight ♪
569
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,542
I'm sorry.
570
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:35,084
♪ Or you'll sink like a stone ♪
571
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,125
♪ In the darkest night ♪
572
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:41,584
♪ In the darkest night ♪
573
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,860
♪ My blood runs cold ♪
574
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,119
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
575
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,424
♪ ♪
576
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,440
Here. How'd you sleep?
577
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,920
[SIGHS]
578
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,700
About as terrible as, uh...
579
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,360
someone that Clare considers
to be a threat to her baby.
580
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,667
Oh, you poor thing.
581
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,389
You should've seen the
way Josh looked at me.
582
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:12,760
It was...
583
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,184
[SIGHS]
584
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,920
I felt so guilty.
585
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,138
And I'm gonna feel that way
586
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:22,080
every time she comes over for Gemma.
587
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,359
Well, maybe it's time for
you to get your own place.
588
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,060
- You've been looking.
- With what money?
589
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,660
I spent my down payment on Dylan.
590
00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:34,125
When did I screw my life up this bad?
591
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,860
I was just publisher ten minutes ago.
592
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,139
Now I'm sleeping on someone's couch?
593
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:38,554
I'm almost 30!
594
00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:40,799
- What happened?
- Well, look on the bright side.
595
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,300
I was 40 when I sought asylum here.
596
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,389
You have a full decade
597
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,000
before you need to
create a new identity.
598
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,450
[LAUGHS]
599
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:53,000
I'm gonna start looking
for a sublet tonight.
600
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,740
We have that dinner
with Charles tonight.
601
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,780
[SIGHS]
602
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,584
Which I will handle on my own.
603
00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,660
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
604
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,779
There's no reason to rush.
605
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,375
You can stay as long as you
need to. 'Cause this one?
606
00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,260
- She's never leaving.
- Oh.
607
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,340
I mean, so what's wrong
with another sister-wife?
608
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,518
Hey! A few years with no sex,
and you're bringing in a third.
609
00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:12,400
No sex, no cooking.
610
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,880
Someone's gotta pick up your slack.
611
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,059
Well, I don't see a ring on this finger.
612
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,489
- Oh, now she wants a ring?
- I think I'm gonna...
613
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,699
take the day off to look too.
614
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,640
♪ Out of the hurt and into the light ♪
615
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,839
♪ Nothing can stop me, baby ♪
616
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,036
♪ Out on the street
or chasing the high ♪
617
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:27,604
♪ Everybody feeling lazy ♪
618
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:30,784
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
619
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,020
Oh, my God! There you are!
620
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,429
Wait, you have to come
in here and see this.
621
00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:34,540
- Come.
- Okay.
622
00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:39,616
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
623
00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,144
♪ ♪
624
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,959
Lauren?
625
00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:44,446
I mean...
626
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,640
[CHUCKLES] What happened?
627
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:50,709
Um, Clive Wexler raved
about you on his Instagram.
628
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:52,934
Clive Wexler's on Instagram?
629
00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:55,040
Maggie, he's huge, and
some of his followers
630
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,159
might actually buy your work.
631
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,074
I mean, look at the generational
wealth in here.
632
00:23:59,090 --> 00:24:00,319
I'm... I'm gonna go work the room.
633
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,709
Okay, okay.
634
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,080
♪ ♪
635
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,994
I won't stay if you don't want me to.
636
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,740
I just came to say how very sorry I am
637
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,340
for the way I behaved.
638
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,000
I don't know what came over me.
639
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,119
Well... [CHUCKLES]
640
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,250
It wasn't your wife,
that's for damn sure.
641
00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:18,459
For the record, ex-wife.
We're separating.
642
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:20,340
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
643
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,760
You know, I'm not.
644
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,069
I was so focused on
trying to make her happy,
645
00:24:24,070 --> 00:24:26,334
I never questioned whether
I was happy myself.
646
00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:27,959
Mm, well, were you?
647
00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:31,500
Oh, I'm miserable.
648
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,125
Why does everybody want
to date younger women?
649
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,440
It's so draining!
650
00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,959
No offense. Your Lauren's great.
651
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,676
[CHUCKLES] Lauren is great, but, um...
652
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:41,792
she's not mine.
653
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,840
- Oh.
- Yeah.
654
00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:48,375
Wow. Okay. Well, you got a hot show,
655
00:24:48,390 --> 00:24:50,686
you got a rave from Clive Wexler,
656
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,000
and you're single.
657
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,838
I hope you clipped your fingernails.
658
00:24:54,850 --> 00:24:56,539
- [CHUCKLES]
- I'm so sorry. That was so stupid.
659
00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:57,829
Um...
660
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,667
congratulations on the
review. That's huge.
661
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,289
Well, I mean, it's just an
Instagram post. You know?
662
00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:04,849
Well, I think he knew that
would bring attention quicker.
663
00:25:04,850 --> 00:25:06,530
He's a smart guy.
664
00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:09,930
He told me to date women
my own age long before...
665
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,000
well, you know.
666
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:13,740
Wait, um, you're friends
with Clive Wexler?
667
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,125
So did you, like...
668
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,660
I just came to see the show.
669
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,580
Congratulations, Maggie.
670
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,080
Thank you.
671
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,790
[BRIGHT MID-TEMPO MUSIC]
672
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:30,792
♪ ♪
673
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:33,709
- Be honest.
- [CHUCKLES]
674
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,889
You stacked the lineup the night
that I came to INKubator.
675
00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:38,900
You did hear the girl
that read the lyrics
676
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,667
to her "Queen's Gambit" musical, right?
677
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,914
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
678
00:25:41,930 --> 00:25:44,696
Yes, I did, but you also brought her
679
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,019
to make everybody else look better.
680
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,179
- No, no.
- I know you did.
681
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,584
- The draw is completely random.
- Oh, come on.
682
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,440
We can't stack it because we don't know
683
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:53,084
what we're looking for until we hear it.
684
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:55,375
I mean, that's what makes it exciting.
685
00:25:55,390 --> 00:25:58,220
We're not looking for
something marketable.
686
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,680
We're just... waiting for
something to inspire us.
687
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,750
You know?
688
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,414
I do.
689
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,449
Or I used to.
690
00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:11,766
Publishing has been
so fragile for so long,
691
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:16,030
and I've had to focus too
much lately on blockbusters
692
00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:18,994
and safe bets just to
keep the lights on.
693
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:21,480
It is... not quite as romantic
694
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,584
as your Brooklyn roundtable.
695
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,100
Well, you're running a business.
696
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,400
You have to lead with your
head, not your heart.
697
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,786
We have a freedom that
you don't, because...
698
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,417
INKubator isn't a... isn't a business.
699
00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:33,876
Yeah.
700
00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:35,584
But I think that it could be.
701
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,180
Empirical is on solid footing,
702
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,194
and I think that we've
earned a little leeway
703
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:45,959
from our investors to
follow our heart more.
704
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,620
What are you saying?
705
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,709
I'm saying that I want to bring
INKubator into the company.
706
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:55,500
Maybe it is an imprint,
707
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,240
maybe it's just a talent magnet.
708
00:26:58,870 --> 00:27:01,520
But you have proven it's valuable.
709
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:03,720
And with Azealia King on the roster,
710
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:07,160
I think we can convince
Chicago to get on board.
711
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,560
This is...
712
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:15,020
wow, I... I... really,
I don't know what to say.
713
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,680
I haven't talked to Azealia yet.
714
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,875
I mean, I don't even know
if she wants to write another book.
715
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:26,280
You got her to read her
first new work in years,
716
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,459
and you weren't even trying.
717
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,040
Liza, I know she has
another book in her.
718
00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:34,326
And... she'll have you to help her
719
00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,875
when she gets stuck.
720
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,040
You think I could edit Azealia King?
721
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,900
Yeah.
722
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,250
I think that she would
be lucky to have you.
723
00:27:51,810 --> 00:27:54,060
Uh, what's Quinn up to tonight?
724
00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:59,760
Uh, she is, uh... she's at
home in San Francisco.
725
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,140
She's actually trying to get
me to join her out there.
726
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,700
Said she would send a jet.
727
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,209
As if it's that easy.
728
00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:10,500
Well, isn't it? If you want it to be?
729
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,320
I don't know what I want.
730
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:15,459
I'm so sorry. I just... uh,
it's none of my business.
731
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:17,120
No, I just... don't apologize.
732
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:19,292
No, I just made it weird.
733
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:23,060
- No, you didn't.
- No, I just... I only meant...
734
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:28,209
that... do... whatever makes you happy.
735
00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:29,699
That's all I want.
736
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,292
It doesn't matter how you get there.
737
00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:35,417
Thank you.
738
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,959
Totally still weird.
739
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,880
[CHUCKLES] No, it's not.
740
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,369
How are we doing?
741
00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:42,759
Would you like to see a dessert menu?
742
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,042
- Oh, no, it's okay.
- Um, we would love that.
743
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,660
Oh, uh, unless you want
to call it a night.
744
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,100
No, no. Let's stay.
745
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,400
This is fun. I've... I've missed it.
746
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,200
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
747
00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:00,480
Um, so, we will have another round...
748
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,940
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- And we will look at the dessert menu.
749
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,000
Excellent.
750
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,440
No harm in looking, right?
751
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:12,869
Ha!
752
00:29:12,870 --> 00:29:14,694
I don't think so.
753
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:16,970
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
754
00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:19,926
Do you need a ride anywhere?
755
00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:23,880
Oh, no. My train is, um...
is a block away.
756
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,180
But thank you.
757
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,917
And thank you for dinner.
758
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,400
[CHUCKLES]
759
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:35,200
Thank you for reminding me
why I got into publishing
760
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,417
in the first place.
761
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:38,064
[LAUGHS]
762
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,324
You're exaggerating.
763
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:41,959
And drunk.
764
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:44,594
[CHUCKLES]
765
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:47,542
Just, uh, means I'm telling the truth.
766
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,290
God, you are a remarkable
woman, Liza Miller.
767
00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:59,370
You have a way of making me see things
768
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:01,800
in a completely different way.
769
00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,660
I'm sorry I didn't see it sooner.
770
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,834
[SOFT MUSIC]
771
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,240
♪ ♪
772
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:14,184
Excuse me, sir? Mr. Brooks?
773
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,020
You left your card on the table.
774
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,500
Um... thank you.
775
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,811
- Take care.
- [CHUCKLES]
776
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:23,375
♪ How'd we get here? ♪
777
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:26,709
- [SIGHS]
- ♪ Say it's not real ♪
778
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,470
[CLEARS THROAT]
779
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,542
Good night.
780
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:32,594
♪ ♪
781
00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:34,040
Yeah.
782
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,740
Ah, good night, Liza.
783
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,290
♪ Say it isn't too late ♪
784
00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,360
♪ ♪
785
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:45,736
♪ Say ♪
786
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:49,369
♪ We will find a way ♪
787
00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:56,600
♪ To the other side of heartbreak ♪
788
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,159
Next time, on "Younger"...
789
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,989
You broke up with Claire pretty easily.
790
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,792
You plan on being a little
more careful with Kels, yeah?
791
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:10,625
That's not really a question.
792
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,834
It's not, really.
793
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:13,659
Liza.
794
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,960
- Pauline?
- He's still in love with you.
795
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,679
Charles and I are actually
going to Mystique
796
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,700
for a long weekend.
797
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,792
I didn't realize that, um, Charles
was taking time off from work.
798
00:31:22,810 --> 00:31:25,292
Oh, don't worry, I'll bring
him back. Eventually.
799
00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:26,637
I love him, Maggie.
800
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,359
It's not right to stand in his way.
801
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,792
I think he's having a heart attack.
802
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,330
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
803
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:42,792
♪ ♪
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