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So romantic,
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those glittering lights,
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fill me with pride,
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my own, my beautiful, Riverside.
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I wrote that
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Yeah yeah, Riverside California
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It's like so romantic
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I hate this shit, you know that
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Sometimes I think you have no poetry in your soul
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No poetry? Try this:
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We sit for hours in this old truck no more near
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We had an agreement darling
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The wedding is only in a few short weeks
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and then, I promise,
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that I will take this swelling cock of yours
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and grease it it with my tongue
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and so you can slide real easy
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in my nice, warm, wet, hungry pussy
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Do you have to make it any harder for me than it already is?
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Don't do that anymore, please.
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Poor dear
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You need a nice handjob
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Yours of course
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Is that any better there?
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What was that?
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Do you need a hanky?
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No, listen.
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There's a clug
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Do you feel that?
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What is it?
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He's taking my fucking aerial. 35 bucks
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Motherfucker
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Well, need a light, missy?
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Certainly sir
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Oh my god
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Oh, officer Blount
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as I live and breathe
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What are you doing in this park?
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Checking up on morals
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Seems like all these kids come up here
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and think they can break every code of decency
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Come on, you can tell me
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Like feeling each other's...
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Anything else?
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Sucking each other's... should I tell you?
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I just can't believe the immorality of some people
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Yeah you could say that
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Yeah missy... Come on. That's it.
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Take care of gentlemen. Thank you miss.
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Damn. I'll make you pay, you vandals.
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My camera?
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Holy ***
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It's cheap aerial, really
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Really I guess from chump or dope lights
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Well, you're the champ. You know.
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He knows the best parking in town
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Sounds like you've got a real head cold, sir
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I can offer you a cough candy?
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A football player? a big seller like you
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A big fellow like you
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I sure would like your autograph
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What about a picture instead?
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Picture, yeah? Picture
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Ok. Ok, ready?
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Ok, keep the aerial. Take my car.
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Take my fiancee
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What were you doing honey?
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I was getting lonely
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I hope it's true what they say
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about absence making the heart grow fonder
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Let me show if it is? Okay?
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Naughty boy
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How kind of a girl do you think I am?
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Come on, let me just count the feel
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- What is this?
- What?
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This. This repulsive thing.
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Good gravy, what is it he want?
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I don't know, it sounds like he's in pain
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*** paper now
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Jesus Christ how is anyone expected to
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be creative around here?
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- I'm sorry
- Just don't care of him, he's always kind of bad time
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I'm Nora, you must be Chelsea new photographer
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- For today. I don't keep jobs too long
- Oh
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I dropped it
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Well this is fine since you're very handsome
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it's fine here
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I've got it
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That's it
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Lunch with the Shah: 2460 dollars
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plus tips
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Big story?
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Expensive report, takes dollars, fame, ***
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Chah's been dead ten years, love
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I really don't think the cop departments gonna go for this one
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I knew that, sure
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I had lunch with the Shah's spirit
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He contacted me from beyond the grave
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He's giving me fashion tips what Ronald
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Reagan should wear to his next big dinner
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Seem to forget who you're working for, Sweetheart
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This is the National Expire
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not the Washington Post
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Good point, Dick.
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If you don't get a real story
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soon, for all going to be unemployed
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I mean your records are so bad
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we can't even get a job at the LA Times
- Yeah
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- Oh, hello Mr. President
- Hi Holly, how are you?
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(Thay all prentend talking on the phone)
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(...so not why is President lives...)
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(...yes well well no I'm on fire...)
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(...okay yeah all right...)
(...okay...)
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Hey boss!
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Hi
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- Holly North?
- Uh-huh
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Fixed
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- Miss Taylor?
- Miss Taylor
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President Reagan.
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Pathetic
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This your idea of news?
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What I want is a real story
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"Barry Manilow was a man in his former life"
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Not bad... But unbelievable!
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Come on, people!
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We need the big one here, the real story
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Like...
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Nah. No, not Bigfoot's boss
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and we've been following that Big Putts angle
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for four years now
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it just doesn't go anywhere. It's nowhere.
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I have to fire your ass you worm
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You think I've been wrong about Big Putts
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all along, huh, Mr. Journalism 101
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you wouldn't know a story if it goosed you
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Here. Look at that.
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Wow, that's incredible
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It's Big Putts
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I've had it authenticated
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I want all three of you to get up there to Hicksville
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and get the real story
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otherwise you can all go looking for
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another job
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Understand?
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- Yes
- All of you
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- Does he say tonight?
- Yes
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Miss Mews come to my office please
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***, take a chair
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No thank you, I already have one like this
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Quick. I like that from my employees
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So very few had it.
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Look, I want you to take down everything I say.
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- Alright?
- Okay
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- Ready?
- Ready
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"Pants"
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I caught you
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"Pants"
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Thank you
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How long have you worked for us, Miss Mews?
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- This is my first day
- Mm-hmm
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Run into any arbitrary sex scenes yet?
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I don't know. What's "arbitrary"?
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"Arbitrary" means that we do it with no dramatic
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reason except that the public expects it
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Got it?
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Got what?
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Don't they teach you anything at journalism school these days?
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Um. I think it's all coming back to me
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Listen girls... I...
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Yeah, I think we've already been this way
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You brought the compas, right Chelsea?
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Oops. I think I dropped it
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"Oops"? What do you mean "oops"?
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Sorry
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Great, forgot the ***
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Lucky for you guys I think of everything
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Bright, you brought a CB radio
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No, something better. This.
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One more time
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I hate that damn tune
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that's all you city slickers ever play
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What is going on here?
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Don't you know anything else?
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I like Old MacDonald had a farm
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I like the part where...
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goes...
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And in that farm he had some piggies
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Can you squeal like a piggy, Sir?
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I'll tell you all.
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We got some friends waiting for us,
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so we should gonna be on the way, so...
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That's so bad.
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You girls,
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tie him!
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What?
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(...They're enforcing cold air down to the
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(...northwest we'll be seeing some clouds in
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(...the morning and showers in the afternoon
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(...except in the mountains and canyons
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(...which will be clear after around two
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(...p.m. we'll see the clouds burn off so
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(...you can go to the beach and your body right
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(...down the hill tender tight spot...)
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Oh good,
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give me that beer, I've been waiting for all day
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(...Hollywood yesterday...)
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(...according to police and several...)
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(...eyewitnesses the women have dropped her...)
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(...groceries and walked in front of the...)
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(...vessels right...)
Come on!
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Ok, I know this isn't Mac, but
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I won't *** a *** horse in the mouth
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and you must be a horse
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...Moo-moo here and moo-moo there
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here a moo, there a moo
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everywhere a moo moo
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Old MacDonald had a farm
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E-I-E-I-O
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And on his farm he has some
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Some what?
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Some what?
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Come on, smarty pants city slickers,
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what is the end?
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- ... Old Mac Donald...?
- Dealers
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And on his farm he had some dealers
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E-I-E-I-O
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With a...
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What a hell sound does a dealer make?
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Dealer... uh...
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What would you say... Squeak-squeaker!
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Squeak-squeaker
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That's a damn mouse!
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A faggot mouse!
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You're a damn faggot boy?
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Of course not!
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That's too bad because I'm gonna have to kill you
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Wait a minute you no need to be hasty big boy
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(- He's gay)
- Hey you're kind of cute
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Sweet, for real?
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He's so gay, he's fast, he's a queer
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- Anything best
- Check up on
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You girls,
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start working on.
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Come on.
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Move it
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(...Something...) He's tied.
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Use all your womanly charms:
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Cocksucking, fucking, all of them
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No
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No
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Nooo!
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Don't do that so good
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See:
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They're not working on us
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Let's clear the four dollar bill
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I do dropped the notice anyway
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Looks like you ***, boy
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If you don't sing the Donalds farm
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with the damn ***
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I just got no use for you
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Hey, I think he's hurt
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Get me out of these ropes
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so I'll finish this fucker off
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Really
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It's a clap of an arrow
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No, it's a car aerial antenna
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with feather state to it
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(*Roar*)
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Shit!
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*** Big Putts
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Well, say you say Beulah honey?
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I said are you sure this how they have interviews
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in the big city?
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I mean it's sure hard to talk
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I know it must be hard
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But you can ease up for a little while
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Now,
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Tell me again how you saw Big Putts at the outhouse
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Well, it's pretty disgusting
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Oh no much like this
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He'll have my ass in a sling
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Boss what are you doing here?
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Your job is what I'm doing. You might
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think my days are over as a reporter, but
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I could still kick your ass when it
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comes to a story. This fine lady has just
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given me an exclusive: she's actually
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seen Big Putts in action
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah
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Yeah, well, let's have this for a headline:
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National expiry reporter target Big Putts
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his anger brush with death
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I nearly ate it this time he says
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Go on. Hotshot.
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Oh the old man crumpled his arrow found his
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mark was a tragic end to a man they call
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Big Mac the much-loved banjo player who
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knew every verse of Old MacDonald for memory
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I hate the second.
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Where does Big Putts coming all of this?
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It sounds like my old Mac but it can't be
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he never knew every verse of Old MacDonald
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I want you to take me to the scene of the crime
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First, you will go for my clothes right back
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There you do the...
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- That hello interview?
- Yeah
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Sort of.
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I've come you know any closer
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Wow, nice essay
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*** dart is a a spanish fly
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is thought to be the only genuine aphrodisiac
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they tend to make even the most frigid women
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sexually ravenous
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Isn't that something?
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oh I'm not frigid dear, I'm just a highly
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Oh I'm not frigid dear, I'm just a highly
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moral type of individual
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Hey it's my nail polish in the basket?
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Let me see
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"Sweet seduction"? What kind of name is
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that for a color
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Oh don't get any ideas here
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How about a toast to married life
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Oh dear, I'm all wet at the moment
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Here let me help you
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You'll be wetter soon enough
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Drink, drink, drink up
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I... I... Wow
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Darling what is wrong with you?
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What are you doing?
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***
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Come here, come here
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00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,140
Is anybody home?
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*** to fall for this routine
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I hate porridge
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So exhausted
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Secret to life
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is *** *** when to get there
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Time to find pet: Meenie Miney and Mo
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I'll start with Meenie
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because you're kinda cute
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And I will play with *** ***
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Open the door, darling.
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*** *** with me.
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Eat me...
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Yes...
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I love your tongue
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It's rude to talk with a survival knife in your mouth
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I'm sorry
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Whatever you may think of us
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I do apologize
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00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:49,500
I said I hope you like *** Iraqi 69
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It will take the last of my day, but
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this is a special occasion
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"Excusez-moi"
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I knew I knew I know, don't say it
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00:59:58,530 --> 01:00:00,403
I don't seem as mature as I look
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01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,424
Everybody says it and it makes me sick
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01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:06,047
*** hard to get up
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01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,655
Are you kidding?
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01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:09,692
if I was dressed the way I wanted to,
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a Don Johnson sort of style, you know lots
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01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:15,000
of *** and aqua I would never get the
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01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:16,185
moment of peace
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01:00:16,290 --> 01:00:17,332
What are you doing out here?
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01:00:17,350 --> 01:00:20,824
Such a long story...
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01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:23,165
When are we cooking I tell you about it
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01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,939
- Okay
- Go into my tent
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01:00:24,939 --> 01:00:28,164
- Good
- After you...
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01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,004
...blow me down he said,
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01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,216
and an arrow came out of a tree
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01:00:35,217 --> 01:00:36,526
and *** forward
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01:00:36,527 --> 01:00:38,098
How *** ?
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01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,237
My god...
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01:00:43,611 --> 01:00:45,132
Better get him to the authorities
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01:00:45,133 --> 01:00:47,720
Hope the killer had his *** made up properly
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01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,199
I mean I don't even know if it was perfect season anyway
379
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,362
Arg.... Hee-ya hee-ya oh
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01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,940
Not dead yet. He's still alive!
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01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:58,000
(...and in his farm he has ...)
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01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,840
Oh look at this!
383
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,561
- What?
- Arrow went right through his bottle
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01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,039
Saved his life
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01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,811
When he'll finds out his bottle's been punctured that will kill him for sure
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01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,358
What the fuck was that?
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01:01:13,358 --> 01:01:15,993
It was Big Putts, there is no doubt
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01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:22,220
...with quack quack here and a quack quack there...
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01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,007
Again, good.
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01:01:31,890 --> 01:01:37,279
So I knew I had to project to develop this tremendous roar
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01:01:36,490 --> 01:01:39,968
all that theater playing it was very worthwhile
392
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,233
I guess you could call me the original screaming...
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01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:45,277
But why did you shoot that man back there?
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01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,540
Need to ask?
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01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:50,296
He was singing Old MacDonald had a farm
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01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,920
I mean why not? What a rare mood I mean
397
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,710
or comes to the cavalry old chum
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01:01:56,710 --> 01:02:00,684
"Old MacDonald had a farm", this should be a hanging crime
399
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,320
But you took the law into your own hands
400
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,502
judge Wapner would be *** of that
401
01:02:04,502 --> 01:02:09,400
Sometimes you have to rise above the lord to do the right thing
402
01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:11,632
*** top of that
403
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:15,490
I think I know what your problem is
404
01:02:15,490 --> 01:02:20,138
I'm sorry Missy but women are not my cup of tea
405
01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:21,686
Who's talking about tea?
406
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,735
I'm talking about sex
407
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,856
Who are you?
408
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:48,064
I'm your fairy godmother
409
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:52,000
Oh good. Fuck me fairy godmother
410
01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,186
Who is it dear?
411
01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:56,402
It's just fairy godmother
412
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,860
Fuck me, fairy godmother
413
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,654
Hold *** this time, okay?
414
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,180
Oh...
415
01:12:51,289 --> 01:12:54,221
They must be healthier in the ***
416
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,190
I'm really sorry it happened honey
417
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,200
Well, I suppose every girl has to lose
418
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,350
her virginity at some time
419
01:13:03,715 --> 01:13:06,230
I'm just glad it was with you
420
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,626
Goodbye fairy godmother
421
01:13:12,627 --> 01:13:13,739
And Thank you
422
01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:15,101
Okay
423
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:24,200
God, I've got find out Chelsea
424
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,358
Boy I need a drink
425
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,466
So what else is new?
426
01:13:33,490 --> 01:13:35,835
All this chasing around in the woods
427
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,278
I'm tired. I get too old for it
428
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:40,794
*** I wonder have we changed
429
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,855
And not like Vinnie
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01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:45,240
He's on the Big Putts trail right now
431
01:13:45,245 --> 01:13:47,100
Just like a cub reporter
432
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,200
Yeah, but he's got what it takes
433
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,000
to be a good newspaper reporter
434
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:55,532
He's got energy, and maturity, and
435
01:13:56,410 --> 01:13:57,967
a whole warped mind
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01:13:59,410 --> 01:14:01,039
There's something different about you
437
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:05,723
Well maybe it's because I don't have half my clothes on
438
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,710
Huh. No, no, that's huh
439
01:14:07,710 --> 01:14:10,405
That's different. You have a glow
440
01:14:11,590 --> 01:14:12,536
Is it huh...
441
01:14:12,660 --> 01:14:14,410
Is that *** I've been fucked
442
01:14:14,410 --> 01:14:16,168
until my ears *** ?
443
01:14:18,065 --> 01:14:19,456
Sounds good though
444
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,320
I don't suppose you'd consider
445
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,562
something serious sex
446
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:30,760
I like men *** nice and straight ***
447
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,840
My *** reporter
448
01:17:33,030 --> 01:17:34,183
On my tits
449
01:17:51,683 --> 01:17:52,139
Who do that?
450
01:17:52,139 --> 01:17:54,818
Hate to admit it but I did
451
01:17:54,819 --> 01:17:56,513
Maybe the roar is the Big Putts'
452
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,327
Better go out of here
453
01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:08,884
This is yours, that's mine
454
01:18:13,709 --> 01:18:15,479
- Hic!
- Excuse me?
455
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,660
No, this is his name
456
01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:19,097
Mac Hic is the musical pervert
457
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:22,164
And you know what I want from you, boy
458
01:18:22,335 --> 01:18:27,490
You won't get it
459
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,490
Now then what if I *** your girlfriend here?
460
01:18:27,490 --> 01:18:29,424
What do you want from him?
461
01:18:29,450 --> 01:18:32,988
He wants me to sing Old MacDonald and I won't do it
462
01:18:32,988 --> 01:18:35,993
I truly ***, stand up yourself, Flambo
463
01:18:35,993 --> 01:18:36,997
Get the *** away
464
01:18:37,810 --> 01:18:40,751
And on his farm he had some cows
465
01:18:40,751 --> 01:18:43,030
Hee-ya hee-ya oh.
466
01:18:43,030 --> 01:18:46,177
With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there,
467
01:18:46,178 --> 01:18:49,245
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo...
468
01:18:50,405 --> 01:18:54,019
Big Putts...!
469
01:18:55,749 --> 01:18:58,942
I hear sound that a Big Putts make
470
01:19:00,690 --> 01:19:02,242
It was alive
471
01:19:13,089 --> 01:19:15,720
I never forget a face
472
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,936
Hey journalism has to rise above the facts
473
01:19:17,939 --> 01:19:20,340
and fill ***
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