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You're fine. 3 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 You always use a condom. 4 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Oh, my God. 5 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Yeah. 6 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Sorry. 7 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Hello? 8 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,975 Look, I'm sure things are really scary right now, 9 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 but, you know, it's probably gonna be okay. 10 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,975 ...is there anything I can do to help? 11 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,975 I mean, like, I have a car. 12 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,975 I can, like, drive you home if you want. 13 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 You can leave. 14 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,975 Wait... 15 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,975 No way. 16 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,975 If that is who I think it is, I was just way too nice. 17 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 A real blast from the past. 18 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,975 Hey, dude.- 19 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,975 Oh, Jesus. 20 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,975 Come on, like I haven't seen you pee a thousand times. 21 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,320 There was actually a time when you wouldn't pee without me. 22 00:02:07,345 --> 00:02:08,296 Bailey, can you just... 23 00:02:08,321 --> 00:02:10,975 So who's the lucky guy? 24 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,975 Oh, no... is it Kevin? 25 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Where's my test? 26 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,975 Is it Kevin? Please tell me. 27 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,960 - Please tell me, come on. - Please give it to me. 28 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,975 - Who's the daddy? - Just give it to me please. 29 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,975 - Whose penis is it? - Kevin's penis. 30 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,975 See, was that so hard? 31 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Actually, don't answer that. I don't wanna know. 32 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 So you're, with child. 33 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,975 - And it's definitely Kevin's? - Yes, yes. 34 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,400 What kind of girl do you think I am? 35 00:02:49,425 --> 00:02:51,201 I don't know, man. I didn't think you boned, 36 00:02:51,226 --> 00:02:52,026 let alone raw dog... 37 00:02:52,051 --> 00:02:53,975 I'm honestly, like, a little impressed. 38 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,975 I do not "raw dog." 39 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,975 We use condoms, which are supposed to be 98.7% effective. 40 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,975 Well, apparently, one of them was 0%. 41 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,975 That's not how statistics work. 42 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Are you reading this right? 43 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,975 Hey, Veronica. 44 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,975 - Heather. - I'm so glad I caught you. 45 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,400 Would you mind looking at the layout 46 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,975 for the yearbook prom page? 47 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,480 - Let me just pull it back up... - No. 48 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:18,975 No spoilers on the yearbook. Come on, dude, God. 49 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,975 Okay. 50 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,975 Why don't you email that to me, Heather, 51 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,975 and then I can really process the nuances 52 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,975 of the squiggly border that you chose. 53 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,280 I'm so glad you noticed the b... 54 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Ronnie. 55 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,975 Hey, hey. 56 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,975 You okay, Ronnie? You seem a little flustered. 57 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,975 Yeah, yeah. 58 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,975 Are you trying to talk to Bailey Butler? 59 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Remember when you guys used to be besties? 60 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,240 Yeah, that was... that was more 61 00:04:06,265 --> 00:04:07,975 'cause our moms were close and everything. 62 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,975 Speaking of parents, mine are in Greece. 63 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,160 Wanna stay over this weekend? 64 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,840 Who's got that green nail polish that I like? 65 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,975 - What the hell? - Where is it? 66 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,975 I wrote your name on it, 67 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,360 and then I tied it to the flagpole. 68 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,975 - Hope that's cool. - Can you just give it to me? 69 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I threw it in the dumpster behind the gym. 70 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,975 Well, thank you. 71 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,975 Thank you for bringing it all the way back there. 72 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,975 I was smoking a joint back there anyway. 73 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,040 Mr. Aster's been screening 74 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,240 this "Osmosis Jones" VHS in bio, 75 00:04:46,265 --> 00:04:47,975 so I gotta come correct. 76 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,120 - It's unbelievable. - Right? 77 00:04:49,145 --> 00:04:50,975 There's, like, barely any hard science in it, 78 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,200 but Chris Rock is a visionary. 79 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,975 No, you're smoking on school grounds. 80 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 That's, like, really irresponsible. 81 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I'm the irresponsible one? 82 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,975 Okay. 83 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,975 Okay, okay, okay, look. 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,975 I mean, I'm sure it's gonna be okay, though? 85 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,975 I mean, your sister had a kid early, 86 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,975 and she's fine, right? 87 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,975 Remember when we found out 88 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,975 that you were gonna be a nine-year-old aunt? 89 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,040 - We were cracking up... - Okay, okay, you can stop. 90 00:05:13,065 --> 00:05:15,225 I appreciate what you did with the test and everything, 91 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,185 but we're not just like... 92 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,320 You just happened to be the person 93 00:05:19,345 --> 00:05:21,345 that walked in the bathroom. 94 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Could have left it at thanks. Catch you on the flip, Juno. 95 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,975 Guys, check this out. Look at this. 96 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 - Let me see it. - Oh, my God. 97 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,975 Hi, hi, hi. 98 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,975 I am doing a report for my health class, 99 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,975 and I just wanted to see if I could ask a quick question? 100 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,975 Cool, thanks. 101 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 If a young woman needs a procedure, 102 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,000 but her parents didn't know, is that possible? 103 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Let's say she's 17. 104 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,975 Okay, okay, so not at your facility. 105 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Where's the closest place that... 106 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 There's an Albuquerque in Missouri? 107 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,975 Okay, well, sorry. 108 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,975 What about, like, Illinois or Arkansas, 109 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Oklahoma, Texas? 110 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 No? 111 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,975 Okay, okay, so I get it. 112 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,975 It sounds like she would need parental consent, 113 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,975 which is... that's great. That's totally fine. 114 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,975 I will include that in my report, 115 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 and thank you very much, bye. 116 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Mom, I'm gonna go to Emily's for a cram weekend. 117 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Trust you. Love you. 118 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,600 That was so stupid. Maddie B is gonna... 119 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:14,975 Hey. 120 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,975 - Hey. - Oh, my gosh, hey, girl. 121 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,975 Sorry I'm late. 122 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,440 - Who'd you guys... - Okay, Maddie D. 123 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,975 No, not Maddie D. 124 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,975 There's actually something pretty important 125 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,280 I have to talk to you guys about. 126 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,240 Okay, just give me one second. 127 00:09:27,265 --> 00:09:28,975 I'm actually really close. 128 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,975 Yeah, "Veronica Mars" over here 129 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,200 thinks that she can figure out 130 00:09:32,225 --> 00:09:33,975 the pregnancy test mystery thing. 131 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,975 What pregnancy test mystery thing? 132 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,975 Look. 133 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,975 Recycle Club found it in the dumpster. 134 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,975 Maddie B's profile's on private. 135 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 No. 136 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:43,975 Okay. 137 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,975 So Tori Leonards wasn't in gym today, 138 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 and I know for a fact that she used "lady issues" 139 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,975 as her excuse. 140 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,975 You use that excuse to skip gym, 141 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,975 like, every other week. 142 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,975 Valid, which is actually why I'm leaning 143 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,240 more towards Patricia Hamilton? 144 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:56,975 Absolutely not, no. 145 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,280 There's no way Patricia Hamilton 146 00:09:58,305 --> 00:09:59,975 has lost her V card. 147 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,975 Well, it's, like, none of our business, right? 148 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,975 I know, but it's just so juicy, 149 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,160 I gotta figure out who it is. 150 00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:07,975 I mean, what if it was one of us? 151 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,975 Totally, but who takes a pregnancy test at school? 152 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,975 Okay, seriously, look at these grams, 153 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,975 though, side by side. 154 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,975 Patricia's belly definitely looks bigger. 155 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,975 Literally only a week ago. 156 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,975 - A little bit. - The way she's standing there. 157 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,560 No, that's not, like, a burrito belly. 158 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:22,975 Like, that's significantly bigger. 159 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,960 No, it's literally bigger, like her face even... 160 00:10:24,985 --> 00:10:26,985 She's glowing. I mean, it's kind of... 161 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,975 I'm so sorry I'm late, babe. 162 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,400 Got a new pup at the shelter. Had to get him squirreled away. 163 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:45,975 Yeah, check it out. Named him Jasper. 164 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,975 - Yeah, it's... - Thanks for... 165 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,280 Looks like Elliot's dog, right? 166 00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:50,975 Meeting me so last minute and everything. 167 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:51,975 Course. 168 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,975 - Good evening. - Hey. 169 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,975 - Welcome, welcome. - Thank you. 170 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,975 We will start off with the cheesy breadsticks, 171 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,975 and a water for the lady, 172 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,975 and I'll go with a Mountain Dew. 173 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,160 All right, coming right up. 174 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,975 What's up? 175 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,975 ...so... 176 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,975 I have to tell you something. 177 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 I don't know how it happened. 178 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,975 Statistically, it's, like, nearly impossible, 179 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 but... 180 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I'm pregnant. 181 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,975 Okay. 182 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Okay, hey, it's okay. I'm... I'm here for you. 183 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,975 Thank you. That's such a relief. 184 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,975 I... I mean, I know what I want to do, and I have a plan. 185 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,975 I could just use really use your help with some... 186 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 What's happening right now? 187 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Will you marry me? 188 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,975 Look, I know it won't be easy, okay? 189 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 But, babe, we can do this. 190 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,975 Can you sit back down in your chair please? 191 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Yeah, yeah. 192 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,975 You gotta admit, it's kind of perfect timing, you know? 193 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,975 We were so unsure about us next year, you know, 194 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,975 and now we have this. 195 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,975 You know, we'll take a year off, 196 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,975 get a little place in town so our parents can help out, 197 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,975 and don't worry... the birth won't conflict 198 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,975 with the X Games schedule whatsoever, so... 199 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,975 Wait, wait, wait... how is it 200 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 that you already have all of that planned? 201 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,975 Well, I mean, you said you had something important 202 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,080 that you wanted to tell me. 203 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,975 You know, and then the whole mystery pregnancy test thing 204 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,975 reminded me of this other little thing. 205 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Don't get mad but, remember, 206 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,975 like, a month ago at Smith Creek 207 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,975 when we got finished in the car? 208 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Well, I sort of noticed that the... the condom had broke. 209 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,975 - So... - Are you kidding me? 210 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,136 Look, Veronica, I didn't want to freak you out, okay? 211 00:12:55,161 --> 00:12:56,136 - Oh, my... - The valedictorian thing... 212 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,975 You had a lot on your mind, you know? 213 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,360 And the further away we got, the more mad I knew you'd be... 214 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:00,975 Kevin, I... 215 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,360 And I looked it up. I Googled it. 216 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,680 Do you know how hard it is to get pregnant? 217 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,975 It is, like, so hard. 218 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,096 I literally could have taken the morning after pill. 219 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,096 I could have avoided this whole entire situation. 220 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,975 I know it's kind of stressful, okay? 221 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,975 But it's also kind of perfect 222 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,281 because now we really know that we'll be together forever. 223 00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:18,975 I'm serious. I can't. 224 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,640 - I need to get out of here. - Veronica... 225 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,665 Oh, shoot. 226 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,975 Oh, God. 227 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,975 It's morning sickness. 228 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,975 Here, let me... I'll hold your hair for you. 229 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,975 - Don't touch me. - Okay. 230 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,975 Look, I know I messed up, okay? 231 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,160 But if you can see past that, 232 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,975 there's something that's so beautiful here, 233 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:45,000 and I'm so stoked to bring a little us into this world. 234 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,975 Can I... can I look at that? 235 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,975 - Yeah, can I... - No, I'll just... 236 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Okay. 237 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000 - This doesn't look cheap. - How'd you afford this? 238 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,160 Sold Buzzsaw and Road Rash. 239 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Uh, my dirt bikes. 240 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Only down to two now, but... it's okay. 241 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 You know, I'm definitely gonna need 242 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,975 some time to think about it, but let's talk on Monday, okay? 243 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh, yeah, Monday. 244 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Monday's good. 245 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Great. 246 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Crap. 247 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I just pwned your ass! 248 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,480 You won't be laughing when I literally 249 00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:12,505 rip your balls off, scumbag. Come on. 250 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,975 Wait, cover me. I'll be right back. 251 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,480 I thought you were staying in tonight. 252 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,975 - I know. - I'm sorry. 253 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,975 - Fil got the night off. - Oh, man, that guy's weird. 254 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,120 Who spells "Phil" with an F? 255 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,975 - Be nice. - Wait. 256 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,400 I already started thawing the dough. 257 00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:32,975 I'm sorry, my little pea, but you know, 258 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,975 we can make the coxinhas tomorrow or, 259 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,120 you know what, maybe Sunday. 260 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,145 I'll text you when I know 261 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,975 how the weekend is shaping up, okay? 262 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,975 How do I look? 263 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,975 Hot as hell. 264 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 - Bye. - Bye. 265 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,975 Oh, dude, come on. 266 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,640 The whole pregnancy mystery bullshit thing 267 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,975 is not my fault. 268 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,320 I threw the thing in the dumpster. 269 00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:04,345 I need your help, and I don't have anywhere else to go. 270 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:05,975 I'm listening. 271 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,975 Okay, I know we're not, like, close anymore. 272 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,975 True. 273 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,240 And I'm probably the last person that you wanna help... 274 00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:13,975 - Accurate. - But you have a car. 275 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,975 - There it is. - Trust me. 276 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,975 If I could just go somewhere in town 277 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,975 or to St. Louis even, I wouldn't even be here. 278 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,975 Go where? 279 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,975 You know, to get the thing... 280 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 The procedure. 281 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Okay. 282 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 You printed a map. 283 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,975 Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico... It's easy, 284 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,160 and I outlined the best route 285 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,975 including where we can stop for gas, food, and rest. 286 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,975 It's all planned out. 287 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,975 We'll be in Albuquerque by tomorrow night. 288 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,975 We'll go to the clinic first thing Sunday morning, 289 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,975 and we'll be home Sunday evening. 290 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,975 Albuquerque. 291 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Yeah, yeah, I know it sounds crazy, 292 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,975 but that is the closest place if you're under 18, so... 293 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,975 And I don't have to, like, be there during, right? 294 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,975 Say if I wanted to go explore Albuquerque 295 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,200 while you're doing your thing. 296 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,440 Yeah, that's... that's fine, I guess. 297 00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:09,975 I really just need you to drive. 298 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I'll pay for everything. 299 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,975 So you're hiding this from your man, 300 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,975 your best friends, and your Jesus freak parents, 301 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,975 and you thought, "Why not ask Bailey Butler 302 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,975 "to drive me hundreds of miles 303 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,200 'cause she probably doesn't have anything to do anyway." 304 00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:26,225 ...kind of, yes. 305 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,975 Bailey. Bailey, come on. 306 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,975 Please open the door, Bailey. 307 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,120 I'm just messing with you. 308 00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:34,145 You're right... I do not have anything going on. 309 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,975 I thought you drove a Camry. 310 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,975 Sleater-Camry's in the shop. 311 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,975 My gas projections were accounting 312 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,975 for a four-cylinder Japanese engine. 313 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,975 My bad. 314 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,281 If we're worried about gas, we should just take the Tesla. 315 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,440 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go 316 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Road trip! 317 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,975 We gotta check out Roswell. 318 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,640 - Like, there's actual aliens... - No. No. 319 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,640 Veronica, come on. It's my vacation too. 320 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,975 This is not a vacation, okay? 321 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,240 Well, if it's not a vacation, 322 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,265 then why are you taking pictures? 323 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,975 Okay, in 20 miles, 324 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,280 we're gonna make our first stop. 325 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,975 Yes, yes, love stops. 326 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,880 We should go check out the world's biggest fork. 327 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,680 - I actually hear that... - No, no, Bailey. 328 00:18:37,705 --> 00:18:39,975 We're not just gonna be stopping willy-nilly, okay? 329 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,280 We need to stick to the schedule 330 00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:42,975 so I can be home by Sunday evening, 331 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 and my parents won't find out. Every stop has a purpose. 332 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,975 You even bummed out nature. 333 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,975 This trip is not gonna be cheap, 334 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,975 but I think that this should cover it. 335 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Jesus, what... did you steal that from your parents? 336 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Kevin proposed. 337 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 What? 338 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,975 Oh, my God. 339 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,975 That is actually so on brand for him. 340 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,975 Could you imagine, like, actually getting married 341 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,975 to that guy? 342 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,975 What, would your first dance be 343 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000 to Imagine Dragons or Nickelback, do you think? 344 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Kevin... he means well, okay? You just don't know him. 345 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,975 He's... he's uncomplicated. 346 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,975 He's sweet. He's so sweet. 347 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,040 Did you know that he volunteers with little puppies, 348 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:33,975 like, that don't have homes and stuff? 349 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,975 And I don't even need to defend myself to you now. 350 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,975 But did you know that he asked me out 351 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,975 literally every day for a month until I said yes? 352 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,440 He literally waited outside my window 353 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,120 one night for a whole night. 354 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:47,975 You know, "Say Anything" made that seem cute, 355 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,975 but it's called stalking, so time's up on all that. 356 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 That dude's an actual stalker. 357 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,975 Okay, the entrance should be right up 358 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 around the corner here. 359 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Cool, I'm excited to die here. 360 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,975 It's not opening. 361 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,040 I know they're not closed. 362 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:14,065 That guy literally just went in there. 363 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 After you, Ivy League. 364 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,975 I said I ain't gonna buy it. 365 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Move. 366 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,975 Hello, hi... 367 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I was actually just wondering how much I could get for this. 368 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 It's, like, real and everything. 369 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 How old are you? 370 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,975 17. 371 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 I can't buy this. 372 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Sorry, I just... 373 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,975 I just... I really, really need the money, 374 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,975 - so if there's just anything... - I said... 375 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,975 - Veronica, I love you. - Stalker. 376 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,975 - Kevin. - I can't live without you. 377 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,975 What are you doing here? Did you follow me? 378 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,975 I know you said you wanted to wait until Monday, 379 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,975 but to me, Monday feels like it's ten years 380 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,975 from now, you know? 381 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 So I said, "Bro, go get your girl." 382 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 This really is not a good time. 383 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,880 Look, I got you a rose for every single reason 384 00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:32,975 why we should spend our lives together... 385 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,975 - You, me, and the baby. - It's not a baby yet. 386 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,975 This is for how rad your genes and my genes 387 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,975 are gonna look together in a new human. 388 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,975 This one is for when I teach him or her 389 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,160 how to do a perfect kickflip. 390 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,975 Weird flex. 391 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,200 And this one is for the fact 392 00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:47,975 that you get to stay here in Missouri... 393 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,975 Okay, you know what? This has got to stop. 394 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,600 I can't do it. Here are a bunch of roses. 395 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625 They're a bunch of reasons. 396 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 What is she doing with my ring? 397 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Well, I need the money for... 398 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 I'm sorry, Kevin, but I'm taking care of the situation. 399 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 You're... you wanna get rid... 400 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I know it wasn't chill 401 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,680 to not tell you about the condom breaking... 402 00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,975 You knew about the condom breaking? 403 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,975 Yeah, I'm sorry. Who even asked you? 404 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,975 Why is she even here? 405 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,975 She's driving me to the place. 406 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,040 I can't do it in Missouri. 407 00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:30,975 Well, you can't make this decision alone. 408 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,975 Kevin, we have so much life ahead of us. 409 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,975 This is just... This is what I have... 410 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,975 What life, Veronica? 411 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,975 You're going off to Brown. I'm staying here. 412 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,975 This is our shot at being together. 413 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,975 No, Kevin... 414 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 You should be thankful and count your lucky stars 415 00:22:42,025 --> 00:22:43,975 that you have a guy who's so devoted to you 416 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,975 that he would literally track you down 417 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 to this freaking skeezy dump. 418 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,975 You tracked me here? 419 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,975 Well, I mean, like, kind of. 420 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,975 - What are you doing? - That's so creepy, Kevin! 421 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,975 - You're a stalker! - Thank you. 422 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,120 Give me my ring back then. 423 00:22:58,145 --> 00:22:59,145 Jesus! 424 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Consider your next move very carefully. 425 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 That is my ring. I paid for that. 426 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Okay. 427 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,975 Gonna grab my phone. 428 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I got it. 429 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,280 I mean, could have just deleted 430 00:23:24,305 --> 00:23:25,305 your Find My Friends app. 431 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I'll give you $1,300. 432 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,975 - We're rich! - Are you serious? 433 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,975 Thank you. 434 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,975 I don't even know how to begin to thank you. 435 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,080 This is... you are such a sweet woman for helping us. 436 00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,975 If any of this comes back on me, 437 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,120 I'll sew the two of you together as a human centipede. 438 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,975 You know, it's pretty messed up 439 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,975 that Kevin didn't even tell you about the condom breaking. 440 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,975 I really don't wanna talk about it. 441 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,975 I know, I'm just saying that you had every right 442 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,400 to sell that ring after what he did. 443 00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:54,785 Really don't wanna talk about it. 444 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,440 Can you just drop it for now, please? 445 00:23:56,465 --> 00:23:58,465 All right. 446 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I'm just gonna turn on the radio. 447 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 "Or Should I Go?" 448 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,975 Or should I go now? 449 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Or should I go now? 450 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,975 There will be trouble 451 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000 there will be double 452 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,975 Okay, okay, okay. 453 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 That song literally makes zero sense. 454 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,975 It's... it just makes... Okay, he's saying 455 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,975 if he leaves, there will be trouble, 456 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,975 but if he stays, there will be double? 457 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,975 What... the choice is clearly to leave. 458 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 It's literally half the amount of trouble. 459 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,975 Man, that has gotta be 460 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,975 the most clinical interpretation 461 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 of a punk song, like, ever. 462 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,975 Okay, if we drive for another, like, five hours, we... 463 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 A Gas N' Gulp! 464 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 I see you're taking the budget really seriously. 465 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,975 And you have, like, what, 466 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,320 three sips of water in that thing? 467 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:15,975 Well, we're driving 14 hours. 468 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,975 We can't be stopping every two seconds to pee. 469 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,975 We actually really have to go... So are you done? 470 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 One more thing. 471 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Hi, these and a few more things. 472 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,975 Half blue raspberry, half cherry 473 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,160 with a squirt of Coke on top. 474 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Our combo. 475 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Yep. 476 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,975 Thank you. This is really sweet of you. 477 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I mean, relax. It was two for one. 478 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,975 If we make good enough time, we can maybe go to Roswell. 479 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,975 Stop. 480 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Hell yeah, aliens! 481 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,975 Maybe. 482 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Okay? 483 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 If I think that you might like me 484 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,975 What time's your appointment on Sunday? 485 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,975 We're almost in Oklahoma 486 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,975 where we'll take a four hour powernap... 487 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000 and we should be getting to some open areas 488 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,480 in about 18 miles, and that's gonna be 489 00:26:39,505 --> 00:26:40,975 - the perfect place to stop. - Nice. 490 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Love a good open area. 491 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,975 We're about to cross state lines. 492 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,975 You know what that means. 493 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 - No, no... - Yep. 494 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,975 - I... I don't remember that. - Three... 495 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,520 - No, seriously that was so... - Two... 496 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,545 - Long ago... I don't even know... - One. 497 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Boom, boom. 498 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Zoom. 499 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Both: Much-coach Pu! 500 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,975 Haven't done that one in a while. 501 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,975 Yeah, I... I really don't know 502 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,360 how we remembered that whole thing. 503 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,975 It's really messy in here. 504 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 What is all this you have down here? 505 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Do not throw that. 506 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:31,975 Why do you have a taser? 507 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,120 I was hoping to hold up some liquor stores on the way. 508 00:27:34,145 --> 00:27:35,975 Hope that's cool. 509 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,975 No. 510 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,975 Veronica, we are two teenage girls 511 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,040 going across the country in the middle of the night. 512 00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:44,065 I took that from my mom, okay? Can you put it in my bag? 513 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,975 Okay. 514 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,975 It's not gonna tase you, Veronica. 515 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,975 - I don't know how they work. - Very easy. 516 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Point and shoot. 517 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,975 Got extra blankets in the back. 518 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,975 No, I'm fine. This will be comfortable. 519 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Okay, suit yourself. 520 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,975 I'm setting the alarm for 5:00 a.m., okay? 521 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,975 That way, we'll be in Texas by lunch. 522 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,975 I have $20 set aside for breakfast, 523 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,975 so we can stop somewhere early. 524 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,975 And, Bailey, you've really gone overbudget 525 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,975 with the jacket and stuff, 526 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,975 so can you just please be more mindful? 527 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Do you have, like, a PowerPoint presentation? 528 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,640 I'm a little bit more of a visual learner. 529 00:28:32,665 --> 00:28:35,975 You know what? Actually, I do. 530 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Let me just pull it up really quick. 531 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,000 - Where are the blankets? - In the back. 532 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 "Selfcare"? 533 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,975 Yeah, I had to post something so people wouldn't bother me. 534 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Of course, and so people wouldn't know you're with me. 535 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,975 Your stuff's, like, really intense. 536 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,975 Colleges look at that sort of thing, 537 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,975 so it's strategic. 538 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Before we would've laughed at that kind of stuff, 539 00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:20,025 but I guess that's not who you strategically are anymore. 540 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,975 You know what? 541 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,975 I'm not gonna do this right now. 542 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,160 We only have four hours for sleep, so I'm going to bed. 543 00:29:27,185 --> 00:29:28,975 Well, let me know when you pencil in a time 544 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,975 to talk about the fact that you used to be fun 545 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,975 and used to do things like aggressive ballerina 546 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,975 or collect Pokémon cards 547 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 and how you've literally become one of those people 548 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,975 who walk, talk, and act exactly the same. 549 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,975 You know who you are? 550 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,975 You're Captain Picard at the end of season four. 551 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,280 You've assimilated into the Borg. 552 00:29:43,305 --> 00:29:45,305 You don't even realize it. 553 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,360 You're completely wrong as usual. 554 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,975 Oh, really? Please do enlighten me. 555 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,280 Captain Picard gets assimilated 556 00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:54,305 into the Borg at the end of season three. 557 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,975 God, do you have to be good at everything? 558 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,975 You know what? 559 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,975 You're not Captain Picard, okay? 560 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,975 You're Data. 561 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 You're a weird information robot. 562 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Why do I feel bad now? 563 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,720 I'm the one who's doing something nice here. 564 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 And we both know you wouldn't do the same for me. 565 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Yeah... you're right. I probably wouldn't. 566 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,975 - Soj. - Food? 567 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Yes. 568 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I gotta use the puchpa'. 569 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,975 What's changed? 570 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,975 I just don't understand what is going on here. 571 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,975 I am being suffocated here. That's why. 572 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,975 Between you and that kid and this house... 573 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,975 She's not "that kid." She's your daughter. 574 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,975 My life doesn't stop and start every time Bailey 575 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,975 has some damn science fair or school play 576 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:01,975 or whatever the hell... 577 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,975 Snack break time. I'm getting us some... 578 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,975 Hey, let's go ride our bikes. 579 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Let's go right now. 580 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,975 How did we miss that? Amazing. 581 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,975 Oh, no, it's 9:30. It's 9:30. 582 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,975 We gotta go, okay? We should be in Texas by now. 583 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,975 We gotta go. Oh, man. 584 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,975 No, no Funyuns until we're on the road. 585 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,975 Come on! 586 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Come on, I'm eating breakfast. 587 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,975 Bailey! 588 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,975 Come on, seriously, Bailey, we need to go now! 589 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,975 We're, like, hours behind, okay? 590 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,975 Come on! 591 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Stop, no! 592 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 That's real cute, okay. 593 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Now there's no breakfast for nobody, great. 594 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Let's ride or die, baby! 595 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Achieving myself 596 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,975 don't wear no Spanx 597 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 and the booty say hey 598 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,975 more than me 599 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 more than me 600 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,975 no drama 601 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Moo! 602 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Baby, I love you 603 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,975 see it ain't your fault 604 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 and the sauce 605 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,975 for the sauce and the drip 606 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 for the sauce and the drip 607 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,120 And I don't give him no drama 608 00:33:15,145 --> 00:33:17,145 both: Muh-coach Pu! 609 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Baby, I love you 610 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,975 Oh, come on! Yes. 611 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,975 Since you been gone 612 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Kelly, really? 613 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Okay. 614 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,975 I didn't say you had to turn it off. 615 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 What? No, no, it's fine. 616 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,975 You can turn the music back on if you want. 617 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 No, no, no, I'm good. 618 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 What are you doing? 619 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,975 What the heck? 620 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,975 What is happening? Why did you just do that? 621 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000 - I'm hungry. - We should eat. 622 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Okay. 623 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,975 Why are we parking way back here? 624 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,975 This car is a hot commodity, man. 625 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,975 These small towns are, like, notorious for theft. 626 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,975 They are? 627 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,975 Yeah, huge problem. 628 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,281 If you took your head out of your book every now and then, 629 00:34:45,306 --> 00:34:47,066 maybe you'd know stuff like that... you know, 630 00:34:47,091 --> 00:34:49,091 learn some street smarts. 631 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,975 Hey, street smarts, 632 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 your wallet's dangling out of your backpack. 633 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Wait, wait... 634 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,975 You attract a lot of male attention. 635 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Thank you. 636 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:15,975 Here we go. 637 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,975 That's quite some car you ladies rolled up in. 638 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,080 What kind of trouble y'all getting into this evening? 639 00:35:21,105 --> 00:35:22,185 Dude, mind your business. 640 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:23,975 Easy. 641 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,975 I'm just trying to be welcoming. 642 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I'm Jarrod. So where you headed? 643 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,975 Albuquerque. 644 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,975 Can I come? 645 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Table for two, please? 646 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Anywhere you want. This isn't Applebee's. 647 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,975 Just some unsolicited advice... 648 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,280 If you're gonna shoot your shot, 649 00:35:48,305 --> 00:35:51,305 I recommend zipping up your fly first. 650 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,975 What can I get you girls? 651 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,975 Can I get the spaghetti and meatballs please? 652 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,975 May I please have the burger, but instead of fries, 653 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,400 can I just get a side salad, please? 654 00:36:03,425 --> 00:36:04,975 We don't really have a side salad. 655 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 It's just gonna be more of the same lettuce. 656 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Okay, just the burger then is fine. 657 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Actually, can I get some fries please? 658 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Thank you. 659 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,360 I don't know why you're so judgy. 660 00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:26,975 I'm just trying to save funds. 661 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Speaking of, where we at, Donna from accounting? 662 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,975 I actually really appreciate you taking an interest. 663 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,975 Of course you do. 664 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,975 Okay, so I have $500 set aside for the procedure. 665 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,975 That leaves $450 for gas, $200 for emergency fund, 666 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,975 and we have exactly $112 left over for food. 667 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,975 Maybe we do a little pre-appointment brunch? 668 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaking of, when is your appointment tomorrow? 669 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,400 Veronica, you do have an appointment 670 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,425 for tomorrow, right? 671 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,975 Well, they take walk-ins, so it's fine. 672 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,975 - Oh, V. - What? 673 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,975 - Come on. - What? 674 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,975 I... I tried calling, but every time they answered, 675 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,975 I just got freaked out and hung up, so... 676 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,975 Got it, okay. 677 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,975 I know, I know. It's stupid. 678 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:19,975 Son of a bitch. 679 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Okay, well, it's not that bad. 680 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,975 Okay, what's happening? 681 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,975 Nothing, it's fine. Here, try some lemonade. 682 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000 No, why are those cops looking at the car? 683 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Like... like, cool thing I forgot to mention 684 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,975 is that... 685 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,975 that's my mom's asshole boyfriend's car, 686 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,975 and I didn't exactly formally ask him if I could borrow it, 687 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,975 so he may be, like, looking for it. 688 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 - We're driving a stolen car? - Shut up, shut up. 689 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,975 My gosh. 690 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,975 Is it stolen if you know the person? 691 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,975 The rules are very fake. 692 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,975 They are not. 693 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,480 If the owner did not let you drive it, 694 00:38:09,505 --> 00:38:10,975 then it is stolen. 695 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,975 Okay, we gotta go. We gotta bail. 696 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,975 I don't... I don't think we can bail. 697 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 What do we do? 698 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,975 What do we do? 699 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,975 - Excuse me. - What? 700 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,975 I wanna ask you... 701 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Can you say something helpful please? 702 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 I don't know. I'm really sorry. 703 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,975 Excuse me... 704 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,975 Oh, yeah, that's our boy! 705 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,975 God shed his grace on thee 706 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,975 Get down. You think that's funny? 707 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,975 And for thy goods with brotherhood 708 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,975 That's enough now. 709 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,975 Got a great singer right here! 710 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Oh, shoot. My backpack was in that car. 711 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,975 - I... why'd you lie about this? - I know. 712 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,520 - I can't believe you did that. - I know... I ruined everything. 713 00:39:09,545 --> 00:39:10,975 I jeopardized this whole thing. 714 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,240 I swear, Veronica, if I make you miss your appointment... 715 00:39:13,265 --> 00:39:15,975 - I screwed up again. - Okay, it's okay. 716 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,400 Calm down. We can... we can do this. 717 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,975 We can figure this out. 718 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,360 No, I should never have said yes. 719 00:39:20,385 --> 00:39:22,975 Obviously I cannot be relied on for literally anything, 720 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,975 and we're gonna go to jail. 721 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,975 Look, I need... I need to go back. 722 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,975 I need to explain the situation. 723 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,760 Maybe I can avoid getting you arrested, yeah. 724 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,975 What? No... no, no, no. 725 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,975 Don't leave me out here, okay? 726 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,975 I'm gonna get murdered if I try to travel alone. 727 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,975 - Bailey, Bailey, I need you. - Nobody needs me. 728 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,975 No, I do. I need you. 729 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I really do. 730 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,975 Wait! 731 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,975 Wait, let me just show you one thing. 732 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,975 Veronica, I'm done. 733 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Let me just... let me just show you this one thing, 734 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:52,975 and when I show it to you, if you laugh, 735 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,440 - then you have to stay with me. - What are you talking about? 736 00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:57,465 Okay, just watch. 737 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Aggressive ballerina? 738 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Veronica, this isn't fair. Come on. 739 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,975 Okay, fine, fine, fine, I'll go with you. 740 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,975 Fine, stop please. 741 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,975 Please, it's... no, no, really. Really, stop. 742 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Veronica, stop-. 743 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,975 Hey. 744 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 It's you again. 745 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,975 When I asked what kind of trouble 746 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,975 y'all was getting into, 747 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,975 I thought I was just being cute. 748 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,975 Yeah, thanks for saving us back there. 749 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,975 That was nice. 750 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,975 Actually, maybe you could... 751 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,975 Could you drive us to the closest bus station? 752 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,975 We already running kind of late 753 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,975 to our buddy's thing at the fairgrounds. 754 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 I mean, closest stop is probably Amarillo. 755 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,400 Doesn't Matthews live in Amarillo? 756 00:40:56,425 --> 00:40:58,975 That's true. Hop on in. 757 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,975 We'll take you as far as the fairgrounds, 758 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,160 and maybe you can scam a ride 759 00:41:02,185 --> 00:41:03,505 off our friend once you get there. 760 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:05,975 I don't know if we have time for that. 761 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,975 Well, either way, we got about two minutes 762 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 'fore the cops pull up, so... 763 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,975 Not everybody's gonna find clarity 764 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,975 kind of therapy 765 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000 John Prine, and Camel Blues 766 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,975 leaves well enough alone 767 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,975 that ain't their own 768 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 my favorite people do 769 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,975 I don't know about them, but I know about us 770 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,975 and we love who we love 771 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,975 what we're going through 772 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,975 my favorite people do 773 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 all my favorite people do 774 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 I don't know about them 775 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,975 and we love who we love 776 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,975 what we're going through 777 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,975 Let's do this! 778 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,160 All right, come on, let's go! 779 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 All my favorite people do 780 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,975 Here we go! 781 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 96 trying to double that lead with number 12 in second. 782 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Oh, my God! 783 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Looks like 23's losing control! 784 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,975 Why? 785 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Into the wall. 23 is out for the count. 786 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,975 Let's go, Matthews! 787 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000 There go your ride right there. 788 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,975 Cerveza? 789 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,975 I don't drink. 790 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000 You know, I thought you might say that. 791 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Thank you. 792 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,975 What a race! 793 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,975 Let's go, Matthews! 794 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,975 Hey, don't die, dude! You still owe me 20 bucks. 795 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,975 This is it! The final lap! 796 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,520 - This is so tight! - It's pretty cool. 797 00:43:20,545 --> 00:43:20,975 Let's go! 798 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,975 In the lead after dominating all night, 799 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,975 but wait, no, 96... 800 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,975 Here it comes around the outside! 801 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Oh, yes! 96 takes it! 802 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Look at him go! 803 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,975 Let's go, Matthews! 804 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Sound of wind it takes the sky 805 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,975 against the sky 806 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,975 Can't believe you know this guy. 807 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Matthews? 808 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 - 'Sup, dude? - The star! 809 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,975 You, that was crazy. 810 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Hi. 811 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,975 This is Bailey, Veronica. 812 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,975 They're two criminals we picked up 813 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000 at the diner after the car they stole got repoed by the cops. 814 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,160 Hey, I'm Kira. Is that real? 815 00:44:37,185 --> 00:44:39,975 - Yeah, kind of. - No, no, not at all. 816 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 We're not criminals in the slightest. 817 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,280 It was really a misunderstanding, 818 00:44:44,305 --> 00:44:47,975 and we actually really have to get back on the road. 819 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,975 - Where are you headed? - Albuquerque. 820 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,975 So are y'all walking to New Mexico or... 821 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,975 What? 822 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,975 No, can't walk to New Mexico. What? 823 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,975 Yeah, we're trying to get to the bus station in Amarillo, 824 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,975 and they said that you might be headed there. 825 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,975 I generally try not to associate with fugitives, 826 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,975 but sure. What the hell? 827 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,975 Thank you. 828 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,975 Right on... I gotta go drive a monster truck 829 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,975 over a pile of flaming Priuses. Meet me at the funhouse in 45? 830 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 That'll be fun. 831 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,975 You know, funhouse. 832 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,975 - J, you wanna help me gas up? - Sure. 833 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,975 - Thanks, see you. - Bye. 834 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Well... 835 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,975 It was nice meeting you. 836 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I'm sure I'll see you two on "America's Most Wanted." 837 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Not unless we see you first on "American Idol." 838 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000 'Cause the singing. 839 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Bye. 840 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Hello? 841 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Of her hand 842 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000 as fast as you can 843 00:46:07,959 --> 00:46:08,975 Can I ask you something? 844 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 This Twinkie is so great. 845 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,975 Hold on, hold on. 846 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,520 We didn't get to finish our discussion. 847 00:46:19,545 --> 00:46:21,975 Okay, did you really not make an appointment for tomorrow? 848 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,440 Oh, my God, Veronica, this is insane. 849 00:46:23,465 --> 00:46:24,985 You have this whole trip scheduled down 850 00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:27,975 to an inch of its life, yet no appointment. 851 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,975 What are you doing? 852 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 What? No, no, no, no, no. 853 00:46:31,025 --> 00:46:32,465 - Stop, stop. - Bailey, please don't. 854 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,240 - Bailey, Bailey... - Hello, hi. 855 00:46:34,265 --> 00:46:35,975 Yes, this is Veronica Clarke, 856 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 and I'm in need of... 857 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000 I'm in need of an abortion tomorrow please. 858 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,975 Yes, I have taken a pregnancy test, 859 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:45,975 and it's positive. 860 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 About seven, eight weeks. I'm not sure. 861 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,975 It's pretty early. 862 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,120 What? What are they saying? 863 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,840 What are they saying? 864 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,975 What are they saying? 865 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,975 I'm eligible for a pill instead of surgical. 866 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,975 I'd need to come back for a follow-up? 867 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Dang, nope, can't make two separate appointments, 868 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,975 so I guess surgical it is. 869 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,440 Yes, I do have someone coming with me 870 00:47:06,465 --> 00:47:07,975 to my appointment actually. 871 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,975 She's amazing, and actually super smart 872 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,040 but doesn't brag about it. 873 00:47:11,065 --> 00:47:12,975 Just, like, this majestic human... 874 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Yes, ma'am, sorry, sorry. 875 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Okay, what's the earliest I can get? 876 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 8:00 a.m.? 877 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,975 Yes, yes, that's perfect. 878 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Okay, I'll take it. Okay, thanks. 879 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 880 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,975 Today was nuts, and I kind of... I don't know. 881 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,975 Just the call made it real. My heart's racing. 882 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,200 Yeah, my heart's racing too, 883 00:47:45,225 --> 00:47:47,975 but I think it's from the deep fried Twinkie. 884 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Also it's not that crazy. 885 00:47:49,025 --> 00:47:50,975 Like, one in four women get them. 886 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,975 Yeah, no, I know. 887 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,975 Just it's a surgery at a clinic with doctors. 888 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,975 It's a whole thing. 889 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,975 Anyways... 890 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,975 is there something else you maybe wanna talk about... 891 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,975 That whole Kira thing? 892 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,975 - Look, a ride. - Let's do it, come on. 893 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Wait, Bailey. 894 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,975 It seems like maybe you like... 895 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,975 the Slinger, but you're just nervous about it? 896 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,975 I'm not nervous about the Slinger. 897 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,975 I just don't wanna talk about it. 898 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,975 But you do like the Slinger? 899 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,975 Oh, my God, Veronica, yes, I like girls, okay? 900 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,975 Is that a problem? 901 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,975 No, no, not at all. That's... it's great. 902 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,975 I just... I didn't know. 903 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 There's a lot of things you don't know. 904 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,975 I mean, I'm honored to be the first person 905 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,975 that you, like, came out to. 906 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,975 Bitch, what? 907 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,600 I've been out to my mom for, like, years. 908 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,200 Like, five of my cousins, my entire "X-Files" fan forum, 909 00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:56,225 - Doug from the bank. - Okay, okay, I get it. 910 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,975 Does your dad know? 911 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,975 We haven't really been 912 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,975 keeping in touch much lately. 913 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,040 It's not really his fault. 914 00:49:07,065 --> 00:49:11,065 He's just really busy with his plant store stuff. 915 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,975 How long have you known? 916 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,975 Since Tammy Clannahan and her shiny hair 917 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,975 in fifth grade, I guess. 918 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,975 Tammy clammy hands? 919 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,975 Why wouldn't you have told me that? 920 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,160 Do you want everyone in town to know you're pregnant? 921 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,975 - No, but I think... - No, same thing. 922 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,280 Church, gossip, it's a shit show, 923 00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,305 and I don't really wanna be a part of it. 924 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,975 Oh, my God! 925 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,975 - I like girls! - Yeah, you do! 926 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000 - Yes, I like girls! - Man! 927 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,975 The first time I masturbated 928 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,975 was to Emma Watson in "Deathly Hallows"! 929 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,975 - Part one or part two? - Part one, obviously! 930 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,975 Oh, my gosh! 931 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Oh, my God! 932 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,975 Oh, man! 933 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,975 - I'm pregnant! - Hell yeah! 934 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,975 Yeah, I'm pregnant, and I'm getting an abortion! 935 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,975 Yes! 936 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,975 We're gay and pregnant! 937 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,975 We are gay, and we are pregnant! 938 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000 We're gay and pregnant! 939 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,975 Okay, there's a bus that leaves in an hour, 940 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,975 which will get us into Albuquerque at 9:00. 941 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 How are we gonna get there by 8:00? 942 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Hey, there. 943 00:50:43,976 --> 00:50:46,096 Sorry to interrupt, but we couldn't help but overhear. 944 00:50:46,121 --> 00:50:48,096 Are y'all looking for a ride down to New Mexico? 945 00:50:48,121 --> 00:50:51,000 We're headed to Albuquerque. 946 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,975 Yes, yes, actually, we are. 947 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,975 Hi, I'm Veronica. This is Bailey. 948 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,975 Our car just broke down, 949 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,975 and we've really been scrambling 950 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,975 to get our butts there. 951 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,680 Wait, you guys are headed to Albuquerque? 952 00:51:05,705 --> 00:51:07,975 Yep, we are going to see my mother... 953 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:08,975 That's right. 954 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,240 But when we saw this carnival, 955 00:51:10,265 --> 00:51:11,975 we just had to stop. 956 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,281 I mean, we wouldn't wanna be, like, a burden to you guys 957 00:51:14,306 --> 00:51:15,975 or anything. We don't have money really. 958 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,240 Oh, no, no, no, hush, please... 959 00:51:17,265 --> 00:51:18,975 If one of our daughters was stranded, 960 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,560 we hope someone would do the same thing. 961 00:51:20,585 --> 00:51:21,975 Yes. 962 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,975 Just hope you guys are okay with this one singing 963 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,975 Peter, Paul, and Mary the whole darn trip. 964 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,975 You guys are a godsend. 965 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,975 Hey, guys. 966 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,975 Truck's out back. 967 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,975 Hey, we actually won't be needing that ride anymore. 968 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Yeah, found people to take us the whole way there. 969 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,440 So we'll bring the car around front 970 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:43,465 - and meet you in 15? - Great, thank you, guys. 971 00:51:43,999 --> 00:51:45,039 You're amazing. Thank you. 972 00:51:45,064 --> 00:51:47,064 - Thanks. - Bye. 973 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,975 I'm gonna go pee. 974 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 You know, long ride and everything. 975 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,440 You wanna go check out the funhouse 976 00:51:58,465 --> 00:51:59,975 before you gotta go? 977 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,975 Oh, yeah, I'll do that, yeah. It was nice meeting you. 978 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 I meant with me, you weirdo. 979 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000 I was walking through icy streams 980 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000 through westward water 981 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000 an old me 982 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000 I'm inhaling 983 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Oh, my God, I'm stuck. 984 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000 Would it be okay if I kissed you? 985 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,160 - Well, I just... - I'm sorry. 986 00:53:18,185 --> 00:53:20,265 - No, it's... we don't have to. - No, no, no, no, no. 987 00:53:20,290 --> 00:53:21,975 I'm just warning you that I might be, 988 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 like, kind of bad at it. 989 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 I've never really done it before. 990 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000 That's okay. 991 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000 And now, breathe deep I'm inhaling 992 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,975 there's air in between 993 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000 I'm exhaling 994 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 there's air in between 995 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,975 Thank you guys again so much for the ride. 996 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,975 - Of course, honey. - We're so happy to help. 997 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000 So what's got you two headed to Albuquerque anyway? 998 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,975 My dad lives there. 999 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,975 You must be excited to see him. 1000 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Wait, for real? 1001 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,975 Are we not taking the I-40 the whole way there? 1002 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,975 According to the maps, it says... 1003 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,975 Shoot, my phone's about to die. 1004 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,975 The 40 gets crazy toward Amarillo, 1005 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,040 so just taking a shortcut. 1006 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,560 Here, I can charge your phone up here. 1007 00:54:35,585 --> 00:54:38,585 Okay, thank you. 1008 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, wake up. 1009 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,975 Where are we? 1010 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Dude, I gotta piss so bad, I can almost taste it. 1011 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Where the hell are we? 1012 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,975 Maybe we're just outside of Albuquerque, 1013 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 and this is their stop? 1014 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,975 - You're going in there? - Yeah. 1015 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,975 I mean, they're nice people, and we gotta get back 1016 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 on the road, so... 1017 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,520 All right, well, looks like the house 1018 00:55:50,545 --> 00:55:54,545 from the Conjure-verse, but all right. 1019 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Hello? 1020 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Hello? 1021 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,975 Beauties, ain't they? 1022 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,975 Shit! 1023 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,975 Hi. 1024 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,975 Paul, Joseph, Sarah, Rebecca, Mark Junior, and Mary. 1025 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,216 Don't let him fool you girls. 1026 00:56:37,241 --> 00:56:39,216 When they were younger, he needed a cheat sheet 1027 00:56:39,241 --> 00:56:41,975 to keep 'em all straight. 1028 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,400 Of course, the doctor told us Joseph would be our last one, 1029 00:56:44,425 --> 00:56:46,975 but then, just when we got the last one out of the house, 1030 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,975 he delivered our final miracle. 1031 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,975 Yep, shows you what the doctors know. 1032 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:51,975 That's right. 1033 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,975 I'm sorry, but where are we? 1034 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:57,975 This is our home. 1035 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 We tried to tell you, but you were fast asleep. 1036 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,975 I hope you don't mind. 1037 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,640 It was on the way, so we figured we'd stop 1038 00:57:03,665 --> 00:57:05,665 and have some breakfast. 1039 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,975 That's really sweet of you guys. 1040 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,040 Thank you, but we really don't have much time, so... 1041 00:57:10,065 --> 00:57:12,065 I hope you like pancakes. 1042 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Let's join hands. 1043 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,975 Lord, thank you for this bountiful meal 1044 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,975 we're about to receive, and thank you 1045 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,975 for our new, special friends. 1046 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,975 We appreciate your guidance and thank you 1047 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,975 for entrusting us to spread your word. 1048 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,975 - Amen. - Amen. 1049 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,975 - Amen. - Man. 1050 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,975 So, girls... 1051 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,975 Actually... I'm sorry... I need to use the restroom. 1052 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,975 Top of the stairs, first door on the left. 1053 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 - Thanks. - You bet. 1054 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Mother, you have outdone yourself with these flapjacks. 1055 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,975 Can you believe it? I forgot the coffee. 1056 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Mark, can you be a dear and put the kettle on? 1057 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,975 Orange juice, Veronica? 1058 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,975 No thanks. 1059 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,975 Awfully kind of you to accompany your friend 1060 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,975 all the way to New Mexico. 1061 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,975 It's a big hike from Missouri. 1062 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 Yeah, I know, but she would do the same for me. 1063 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,975 Sorry, I don't remember telling you 1064 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 we were from Missouri. 1065 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,975 I should be honest. 1066 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,975 I have a bit of a confession to make. 1067 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,975 You see, at the carnival, Mark and I, 1068 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,975 we couldn't help but overhearing your friend 1069 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,975 making you that appointment. 1070 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,975 Now, there's no need for alarm. 1071 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,975 It's just we were so overjoyed when we heard that God 1072 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000 had given you this miracle of life. 1073 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 You know, I think it's kind of that time 1074 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,440 where we should get back on the road, 1075 00:59:20,465 --> 00:59:24,465 so would you mind giving me my phone back, please? 1076 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,975 What are you hoping for? 1077 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,975 - Boy or a girl? - Neither. 1078 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,216 Okay, but if you had to pick. 1079 00:59:42,241 --> 00:59:43,441 I don't know... girl, I guess, 1080 00:59:43,466 --> 00:59:45,975 - but thank you for charging... - A little girl. 1081 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,975 I just think that you and Kevin... 1082 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,975 That you would be such wonderful parents. 1083 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000 Did you just say "Kevin"? 1084 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,975 Your loving boyfriend. 1085 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000 He called while you were napping. 1086 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Hello, Bailey. 1087 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,975 No... Mark! 1088 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000 - We need to get out of here! - I'm aware! 1089 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:22,975 Wait. 1090 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Wait! 1091 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,520 Are they already speaking in tongues? 1092 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,975 - Oh, my God. - Catch. 1093 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 Got it. 1094 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,975 Don't you start that vehicle! 1095 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Eat me, straight lady! 1096 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000 What the hell is that? 1097 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Drive! 1098 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Oh, my God. 1099 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,200 Girls, why don't we pull over 1100 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:06,975 and we'll talk about it 1101 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,240 in the crisis pregnancy center. 1102 01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:09,975 We just like to help women 1103 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,240 make smart, educated decisions. 1104 01:01:11,265 --> 01:01:13,975 This is why you always choose the ride 1105 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000 from the hot lesbian! 1106 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Oh, man. 1107 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Sorry. 1108 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 Oh, my gosh, a fence! There's a fence! 1109 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,975 We just wanted to give you some medical advice. 1110 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,975 Did you know that having an abortion 1111 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000 could result in you 1112 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,975 not being able to get pregnant in the future? 1113 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,975 That's not true! I Googled it! 1114 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,975 And, frankly, that's a very problematic falsehood 1115 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000 to be spreading! 1116 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Dead cows? 1117 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,040 - Gross. - I don't like it. 1118 01:02:09,065 --> 01:02:10,105 - I don't like it. - Gross. 1119 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,975 Oh, my gosh! 1120 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,000 Here we go! 1121 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 No. 1122 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,975 Are you okay? 1123 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,975 - Yeah. - I think we lost him. 1124 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:49,975 That was incredible! 1125 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,975 I'm like Vin Diesel behind the wheel. 1126 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 That's Kevin's favorite actor. 1127 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Oh, gosh. Oh, what do we do? 1128 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,975 We have to do something. 1129 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,975 - Let's keep going. - What? 1130 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,975 I'm kidding! 1131 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,480 I'm doing a "Thelma and Louise" thing. 1132 01:03:21,505 --> 01:03:22,975 We're not driving off a cliff. 1133 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000 But maybe... maybe he doesn't have to know that. 1134 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Come here! 1135 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Okay, okay, okay. 1136 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000 - What do we do? - Wait. 1137 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,975 Oh, darn it. 1138 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000 Darn it, darn it, darn it! 1139 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,975 Honey, there's been an accident. 1140 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000 I don't... girls? 1141 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000 You all right? 1142 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,975 I don't know. I gotta check. 1143 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,975 I'll call you. 1144 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000 All right, let's go. 1145 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,000 Guys, I think this was a misunderstanding, you know? 1146 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Look, we both said some things, okay? 1147 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,975 We're dying. I need food. 1148 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 I need water. 1149 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,975 I haven't posted in, like, ten hours. 1150 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,975 That's what you're worried about? 1151 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,975 We're gonna starve out here, Veronica. 1152 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,975 I'd take one of those pancakes 1153 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,975 from Karen and Mike Pence at this point. 1154 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 She didn't even charge my freaking phone. 1155 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Still got some juice. 1156 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,975 No reception though. 1157 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,975 Could really use one of those printed maps right now. 1158 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000 When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. 1159 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,975 - Wait, we can... - That's it! 1160 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,975 We just hop the train like old-timey hobos! 1161 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,120 - Yes, okay, let's go. - Yes! 1162 01:05:44,145 --> 01:05:45,975 Are you allowed to say hobo? 1163 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,360 It did feel weird when I said it! 1164 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,975 Okay, here's the plan! 1165 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000 - Jump, grab on, hold tight! - Got it! 1166 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,975 - We jump on three! - Okay. 1167 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,975 All right, okay. 1168 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,000 One... 1169 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000 Two... 1170 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000 Three! 1171 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000 Trains go fast. 1172 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 This is a joke. 1173 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 This is a joke. 1174 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,000 I shouldn't be here. 1175 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000 I should not be here! 1176 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,975 I should be able to just walk down the street 1177 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,975 and open a door and waltz right in 1178 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,975 and say, "Hello, my name is Veronica." 1179 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,975 "My boyfriend is an asshole. Here's my $500. 1180 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,975 "Yes, I would love a cup of water. 1181 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,975 "Thank you so much. 1182 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000 "That's so sweet of you." But no. 1183 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,975 Nope! 1184 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,975 Instead I literally 1185 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,975 had to drive 996 miles, 1186 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,975 and now I'm stranded in this freaking field 1187 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,975 in the middle of nowhere, and the train... 1188 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,000 The stupid train won't slow down! 1189 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,975 Why in the hell 1190 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,360 do you need to get parental consent 1191 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,000 to have an abortion, but not to actually birth a human child? 1192 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000 Fuck you, Missouri State Legislature! 1193 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,975 - Veronica. - What? 1194 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:55,000 There's a bus stop in that town with our name on it. 1195 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,160 Well, we're 3 1/2 hours away, 1196 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,975 and your appointment's in 30 minutes. 1197 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,975 And my phone died. 1198 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000 Not great. 1199 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,000 Hello. 1200 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000 Hello? 1201 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000 Bailey, come here! 1202 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:55,975 Hello? 1203 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,975 - Mitch, we need a limo! - Dude, it's closed. 1204 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,975 - Come on. - There's someone in there. 1205 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Mitch! 1206 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000 Who sent you? 1207 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,975 I'm sorry to bother you, 1208 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,000 but we really need to get to Albuquerque. 1209 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:17,975 All right, come on in. 1210 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Come on. Come on. 1211 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000 What's in Albuquerque? 1212 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,975 Actually, it's kind of a personal thing. 1213 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,080 - Tell me why you came here. - She needs an abortion. 1214 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 Where'd you say you come from? 1215 01:09:59,000 --> 01:09:59,975 Missouri. 1216 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,975 The law there won't let me get one 1217 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,975 without my parents knowing, so we had to go 1218 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,000 all the way to New Mexico. 1219 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,975 Big government thinking they can tell people 1220 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,975 what they can and cannot do with their bodies. 1221 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,975 It makes me sick. 1222 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,975 They want us to suckle at their teat, 1223 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,975 drink their fluoride water, 1224 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,975 and brush our teeth every day like little cogs 1225 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,975 in their machine. 1226 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000 Do you not brush... 1227 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,975 How much money you got? 1228 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000 We can pay you... 1229 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000 $600. 1230 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,975 I'll pull a limo around. 1231 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,975 Yes, thank you, Mitch. 1232 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Mitch is a decoy. Name is Bob. 1233 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000 Oh, my gosh. 1234 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000 Is that the first limo ever made? 1235 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,000 'Fore the sun comes up 1236 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,975 You know, some people take a limo to prom. 1237 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,975 We take it to an abortion. 1238 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,000 Well, I took a limo to prom too. 1239 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,975 Okay, so when I called the clinic, 1240 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,975 they only had two appointments left... 1241 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,120 A 10:00 a.m. and a 1:00 p.m. 1242 01:11:30,145 --> 01:11:31,975 Obviously we have to make the 10:00 a.m. 1243 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,280 or we won't make it home in time, 1244 01:11:33,305 --> 01:11:35,256 and my parents will find out, which would suck. 1245 01:11:35,281 --> 01:11:37,975 You called all by yourself? 1246 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000 My little V's growing up. 1247 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000 Stop! 1248 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,975 But it was all pretend 1249 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,000 since you been gone 1250 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,975 hear me say 1251 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,975 with you 1252 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,000 you'd ever hear me say 1253 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,000 for the first time 1254 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,000 now I get 1255 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000 You know what? 1256 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:47,975 Yeah! 1257 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,975 Wait! Wait, stop! 1258 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,000 Wait. 1259 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,000 For the first time 1260 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000 yeah, yeah 1261 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,000 for the first time 1262 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,000 New Mexico! 1263 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 - Hi. - Hi. 1264 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:33,975 Hi, guys. 1265 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,200 Stop studying and come over. 1266 01:14:35,225 --> 01:14:36,975 Yeah, come over. 1267 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,975 Kaylee finally solved the mystery. 1268 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,975 Wh-what? 1269 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:40,975 Okay, hear me out. 1270 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,975 - It's Bailey Butler. - Isn't that crazy? 1271 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,016 You know, it's gotta be. 1272 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,016 Everyone else denied it, 1273 01:14:46,041 --> 01:14:47,975 and someone saw her by the dumpster. 1274 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,975 Plus it's always the loners who are secretly 1275 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,975 having tons of freaky sex with other weirdos. 1276 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,120 What do you think, Ronnie? 1277 01:14:52,145 --> 01:14:53,975 You know her best out of anyone. 1278 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,975 I-I don't know her that well. 1279 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,975 I don't know why you guys keep saying that. 1280 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,975 Everything okay? You sound weird. 1281 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,040 Do you think it was her? 1282 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,960 - What do you think, Ronnie? - Come on, is it her? 1283 01:15:03,985 --> 01:15:05,975 Yeah, yeah, probably you guys are right. 1284 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,975 I mean, she seems lonely so maybe she's, like, 1285 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,975 hooking up with random people. Who knows. 1286 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000 Oh, my God, that's so sad. 1287 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,975 Yeah, I actually... I have to go, 1288 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,975 but I'll talk to you guys soon, okay? 1289 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:20,975 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 1290 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000 Bye. 1291 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,975 I'm so stupid. 1292 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,975 Bailey. 1293 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,975 I just... you know 1294 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000 - I had to say something. - Bob, pull over! 1295 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,160 What was I supposed to say? 1296 01:15:36,185 --> 01:15:37,975 Bailey... Bailey, come on. 1297 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,000 Come on, we're in the middle of nowhere. 1298 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000 Can you just talk to me please? 1299 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,975 It was just a stupid phone call. 1300 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,320 Clearly you were bullshitting me 1301 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:49,975 this whole time! 1302 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,975 No, I was covering. 1303 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,440 If anything, I was bullshitting them. 1304 01:15:53,465 --> 01:15:55,465 Well, if that's true, that's even worse. 1305 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,975 You like me, and you still sell me out? 1306 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,975 You don't even defend me? 1307 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,975 You would do literally anything 1308 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,975 to just maintain this fake, perfect image 1309 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,480 - of yourself you created. - That's... 1310 01:16:07,505 --> 01:16:08,975 You used me for a ride, 1311 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,280 and then you talk trash about me. 1312 01:16:10,305 --> 01:16:11,975 You lie to your own best friends 1313 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,975 - about your abortion? - It's complicated. 1314 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,240 Why can't you just tell them, 1315 01:16:15,265 --> 01:16:16,975 if you guys are such besties? 1316 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,600 Look, I'm not, like, the type of person 1317 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:21,625 that's just supposed to go and get an abortion. 1318 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,975 Veronica, you are exactly the kind of person 1319 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,975 who gets an abortion and then doesn't tell anyone. 1320 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:29,975 The same kind of person 1321 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,000 who would just drop their best friend on a dime. 1322 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000 Do you know why? 1323 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,160 Did you ever think about why? 1324 01:16:40,185 --> 01:16:42,975 Yeah, yeah, you know, I had a lot of time to think about it 1325 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,975 when I was sitting in the lunchroom 1326 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,975 alone every day. 1327 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,975 You know, you made it so hard to be your friend. 1328 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,975 You... you just wanted to get in trouble, 1329 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,975 and then you'd make fun of me because I didn't, 1330 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,975 and you made me feel like a loser for caring 1331 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,975 about school, and it was like you were... you were mad at me 1332 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,975 for doing well and being happy. I don't know. 1333 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,975 It was... God, and then, remember when I invited you 1334 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,975 to my 14th birthday, and you snuck in a bottle of amaretto 1335 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,400 and puked all over my birthday cake? 1336 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,975 - No one likes carrot cake. - I do. 1337 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,975 You... you changed, Bailey. 1338 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,975 Yeah, because my parents were getting a divorce. 1339 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,975 I'm so sorry that I couldn't be 1340 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,975 happy and perfect for you all the time. 1341 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,975 I never needed you to be perfect. 1342 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,000 Just, like, normal. 1343 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,975 Veronica, you know what? Go back to your car. 1344 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000 Go to your appointment. Stick to your beloved plan. 1345 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,975 Please don't do this. 1346 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000 Bailey... 1347 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,975 You know that I need someone there with me at the clinic. 1348 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,975 - Someone? - Okay... 1349 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,160 - Are you serious right now? - That's not what I meant. 1350 01:17:54,185 --> 01:17:55,425 That is exactly what you meant. 1351 01:17:55,450 --> 01:17:55,975 No, it isn't. 1352 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,975 I am only here because you need "someone." 1353 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,975 Well, Bob... Bob is someone, right? 1354 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,320 So why don't you just go with him? 1355 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,975 You know what, Veronica? You have a super fun abortion. 1356 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000 - Snap a pic for the gram. - Screw you! 1357 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,000 Okay, Bob, let's get out of here. 1358 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,975 Ain't nothing to worry about. 1359 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,000 - How long is this gonna take? - Two clicks past 0800 hours. 1360 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,000 20, 30 minutes. 1361 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,000 Bob, can we just make a quick stop? 1362 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,280 Hey, what's up with that drink? 1363 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:30,975 Oh, yeah, I know it's weird, 1364 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,000 but, surprisingly, it's really good. 1365 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:34,975 No, I know. 1366 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,000 Another girl came in, and she made me try hers. 1367 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,240 She got this exact same drink? 1368 01:19:40,265 --> 01:19:41,975 Yeah, exact same. 1369 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,975 The half blue raspberry, half cherry 1370 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,800 - with a squirt of coke? - And a squirt of coke. 1371 01:19:45,825 --> 01:19:47,025 Yeah, yeah, what... is it like 1372 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:48,410 a meme or a challenge or something? 1373 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,000 I can breathe for the first time 1374 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,975 Bob, Bob, she came! 1375 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:58,975 She came. She's here. 1376 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,975 She's here somewhere. 1377 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,975 Wait, but if she came for me, 1378 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,975 then why wouldn't she have called me? 1379 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,000 Why else would she be here? 1380 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,000 We gotta go, Bob. 1381 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:13,975 I found it. 1382 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,975 Okay, in 2.3 miles, you're gonna make a left. 1383 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,240 Yeah, but if we go, you're gonna miss your ten hundred. 1384 01:20:20,265 --> 01:20:22,265 I mean your 10:00 a.m. appointment. 1385 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:23,975 It's okay. 1386 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,975 Look, she seems like a tough kid. 1387 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,000 I'm sure whatever it is, she'll be fine. 1388 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,975 That's a pretty plant. 1389 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,975 Are you gonna help your mom plant it? 1390 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,975 Yeah? Well, thank you so much. 1391 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,000 Have a nice day. 1392 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,000 Welcome to Butler's. May I help you? 1393 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,975 Bailey. 1394 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,000 Hey, Dad. 1395 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,975 What are you doing here? 1396 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,975 I don't know. Just passing through. 1397 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,000 Thought I'd come say hi. 1398 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,975 I thought since I'm here, we could, like, 1399 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000 go get dinner or something. 1400 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,320 I wish you had called ahead. I'm a little busy right now. 1401 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:29,975 Yeah, no, yeah, you're right. I should have called. 1402 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,240 I don't know. I just thought... 1403 01:22:31,265 --> 01:22:32,975 Always were too impulsive. 1404 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,975 Yeah, right, like, crazy Bailey? 1405 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,975 What's she gonna do next, you know? 1406 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,000 A rock. 1407 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,000 Do you need money? Is that why you're here? 1408 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,680 I've sending your mother checks when I can, 1409 01:22:49,705 --> 01:22:50,975 but it's slow time of the year, 1410 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,975 and I'm just trying to make ends meet as it is. 1411 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,000 No, no, Dad, that... 1412 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,975 Look, I'm sorry. I should have called. 1413 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,975 You're right, and I'm... 1414 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:04,000 Give your old man a heads up next time, will you? 1415 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,975 Right, right, yeah. 1416 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000 See you, I guess. 1417 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,975 Are... are you kidding me? 1418 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,336 What the hell are you doing here? 1419 01:23:18,361 --> 01:23:19,336 Veronica Clarke? 1420 01:23:19,361 --> 01:23:20,975 I'm sorry, I just... 1421 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,975 She drove hundreds of miles to see you, 1422 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,600 and you won't even go to dinner with her? 1423 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:25,975 Please don't do this. 1424 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,975 You think that being a father is just sending 1425 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,440 a few checks a year, and that's that? 1426 01:23:28,465 --> 01:23:30,416 I don't need to explain myself to you. 1427 01:23:30,441 --> 01:23:32,975 I never expected any father of the year awards. 1428 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,975 Your mother wanted kids, 1429 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,975 and I wanted to be with your mother. 1430 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,975 Seemed like a fine trade-off when the relationship 1431 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,975 was going all right, but as that faded, 1432 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:41,975 what was I left with? 1433 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,975 What were you left with? 1434 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:47,975 Do you... do you know anything about this person right here? 1435 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,975 Do you know that she speaks three different languages 1436 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,975 and somehow knows the lyrics to every single song ever made? 1437 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,975 And she is fearless. 1438 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,975 You're fearless... especially behind the wheel 1439 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,975 of a GMC Yukon. 1440 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,975 You're not just missing out on knowing your daughter. 1441 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,975 You're missing out on knowing one of the most unique, 1442 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,975 passionate, incredible human beings 1443 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,975 - on the face of the planet... - All right, that's enough. 1444 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:12,975 You're both young. 1445 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,975 When you grow up a little, you'll realize 1446 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,000 that you don't always get what you want in life. 1447 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,000 I think you should go. 1448 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,000 What are you doing? 1449 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:37,975 Okay, we gotta go! We gotta go! 1450 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,975 - We got to go right now! - I didn't kill him! 1451 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,360 I didn't kill him... did I? Did I? 1452 01:24:41,385 --> 01:24:42,975 You're a freak. Who does that? 1453 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,040 - What, what, what? - Wait. 1454 01:24:44,065 --> 01:24:45,065 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1455 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,975 Not just for the fight today but for the last four years. 1456 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,975 I-I never thought about it from your perspective, 1457 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,975 and I don't know how I'm gonna make it up to you. 1458 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,000 Well, tasing my dad was a good start. 1459 01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,975 What about your appointment? 1460 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,975 No! 1461 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,040 I had to come find you, so I'm taking the later one. 1462 01:25:03,065 --> 01:25:04,975 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1463 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,000 You chose me over risking your parents finding out? 1464 01:25:07,025 --> 01:25:09,975 You goddamn idiot, that is so nice! 1465 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,000 Okay, let's go! Let's go! 1466 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,975 Do not tase them, okay? 1467 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,480 I know that's your instinct right now, 1468 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:45,000 but it's just not a great idea. 1469 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,000 Girls... 1470 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,975 If friendship weren't a construct 1471 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,975 designed to tie one down, well, then I'd say 1472 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,000 you two would make awfully fine friends. 1473 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,000 Thanks for everything, Bob. 1474 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:33,000 No, thank you, Victoria. 1475 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:54,975 Oh, Veronica. 1476 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:55,975 Are you serious? 1477 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,975 Okay, I thought it was too late. 1478 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,975 - I really need to talk to you. - No. 1479 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,975 I got this. 1480 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,000 Okay, I'm gonna go sign you in. 1481 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,975 How... how did you even know that I was here? 1482 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,975 That Kate lady that you stayed with in Texas, 1483 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,975 she told me... 1484 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,975 Seems super dope, a little intense. 1485 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,120 I thought you two were gonna be here, like, hours ago. 1486 01:27:17,145 --> 01:27:21,145 Yeah, well, it's been a long trip. 1487 01:27:21,975 --> 01:27:23,975 You do know that you can't stop me from doing this. 1488 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,975 No, listen, I know, and you're right. 1489 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,975 Okay, this isn't about me wanting a baby. 1490 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,000 I want you, okay? 1491 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:37,000 I still wanna be with you even though you're doing this. 1492 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,975 I appreciate that. I do. 1493 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:45,975 But right now, I would just prefer it if you weren't here. 1494 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,000 Are you kidding me? 1495 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,975 - I was just, like, so nice. - Excuse me? 1496 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,975 Well, what do you want from me? 1497 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,040 You know, I said I'm sorry, like, five times already 1498 01:27:57,065 --> 01:27:58,665 about the condom thing or whatever, okay? 1499 01:27:58,690 --> 01:28:00,975 I'm here to comfort you in your time of need, 1500 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,975 and it's like you don't even realize 1501 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,120 I had, like, three other things going on this weekend. 1502 01:28:05,145 --> 01:28:07,096 It's like you don't even wanna be with me at all. 1503 01:28:07,121 --> 01:28:09,000 You're totally right. 1504 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,975 What? 1505 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,975 I've been unsure for a long time, 1506 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,975 and that's unfair to you, and I'm sorry 1507 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,975 'cause you've been a really fun boyfriend, 1508 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,975 but you are not the person 1509 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:20,975 that I wanna be with for the rest of my life. 1510 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:22,975 I don't think you can hear yourself right now, 1511 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,975 but you sound crazy, okay? 1512 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,080 Maybe, like, the baby fluids are working their way up 1513 01:28:28,105 --> 01:28:29,975 to your brain or something like that? 1514 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,440 Like, I don't know. I'm not a doctor. 1515 01:28:31,465 --> 01:28:34,975 But what I do know is that this isn't really what you wanna do. 1516 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:39,000 No, it is. It absolutely is. 1517 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,975 Come on... am I really the person... 1518 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,000 Know what? 1519 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,975 Either we stay together, or I tell everybody at school 1520 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000 about your top-secret abortion. 1521 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,000 You know, go for it. 1522 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,000 I don't care. 1523 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,000 Fine, I will. 1524 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,000 You know what? 1525 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,281 It was gonna be a surprise, but my dad bought me a Jet Ski 1526 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:16,306 for graduation, and now you're never gonna step foot on it. 1527 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,000 Veronica Clarke? 1528 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,975 We actually can't have your friend back there. 1529 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,975 So sorry. 1530 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,975 Is... is that okay? 1531 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,975 Yeah, yeah, it's fine. 1532 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,000 Here you go. 1533 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,975 What happens next? 1534 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,975 You can relax. 1535 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,975 We're just gonna talk for a few minutes. 1536 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,975 Okay. 1537 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,000 I have a few questions, and then I'll walk you 1538 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,080 through the entire process. 1539 01:29:59,105 --> 01:30:01,105 No surprises. 1540 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,975 First, is this your decision? 1541 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,975 Have you been coerced in any way? 1542 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:09,975 No. 1543 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,975 I mean, yes, yes, this is my decision. 1544 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,975 - I want to do this. - Okay, good. 1545 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,975 You have a choice between local anesthetic 1546 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,975 or sedation. 1547 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,975 Basically, during surgery you can be numb or awake 1548 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,975 or asleep. 1549 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,000 I can be asleep? 1550 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:35,000 Then, yes, definitely... Definitely that option. 1551 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,000 Okay, good. Final question. 1552 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,975 Do you have someone to take you home? 1553 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000 Yeah, my friend. 1554 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,975 Okay, great, you're doing wonderful. 1555 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,000 So here's the plan. 1556 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,000 First you'll change into your gown. 1557 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,000 Warning... it's not cute. 1558 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,975 Then you'll get a vaginal ultrasound. 1559 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,975 It's not fun, but it doesn't hurt, 1560 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,600 and you don't have to look at the monitor 1561 01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:09,625 if you don't want to. 1562 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:14,000 Next we'll draw some blood, and we'll hook you up 1563 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,000 to an IV. 1564 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,240 Then you'll sit with other women 1565 01:31:23,265 --> 01:31:25,265 who are waiting for surgery. 1566 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,975 And then to the surgical suite. 1567 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,975 The anesthesiologist will place a mask 1568 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,975 on your face, and you'll be asleep in seconds. 1569 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,975 The doctor has a wand that he'll insert inside you 1570 01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,000 and remove the fetus. 1571 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,000 You'll be in and out in under ten minutes. 1572 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:50,975 You'll wake up 1573 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:54,000 in the recovery room safe and sound. 1574 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,000 And that's it. 1575 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,975 Can I tell you something? 1576 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,975 I'm honestly pretty nervous. 1577 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,000 That's okay. It's normal. 1578 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:28,000 And I have a feeling you're gonna do just fine. 1579 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,000 You're alive! 1580 01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,120 They wouldn't let me see you, 1581 01:32:33,145 --> 01:32:35,145 so I just assumed you were dead. 1582 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:40,000 - Nope, I'm fine. - How are you feeling? 1583 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,000 Relieved. 1584 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:46,975 And hungry. 1585 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:50,000 Food? Okay. 1586 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,975 While I was out, I had them put in an IUD, 1587 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,975 so... 1588 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:58,975 So our last abortion road trip? 1589 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,000 I know, bummer, right? 1590 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,975 So when are we gonna talk about the fact 1591 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,975 that we have, like, $20 and no way to get home? 1592 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,975 Yeah, I know. 1593 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,000 I just have to make a quick phone call. 1594 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:22,000 Yeah, I should probably make one myself. 1595 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,975 Mom? 1596 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,975 Hi. 1597 01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,000 - I got Fil's car impounded. - I need your help. 1598 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:53,975 Well, this is me. 1599 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:58,000 Yeah, that is your house. 1600 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:02,000 Well... 1601 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:06,975 Thank you for... 1602 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,975 coming and, you know, 1603 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,000 doing all that stuff. 1604 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,975 We don't have to, like, say a big good-bye or anything. 1605 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,040 I mean, school's tomorrow. I'll see you there, so... 1606 01:34:23,065 --> 01:34:24,065 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1607 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:26,280 Yeah, no, I know. You're right. 1608 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,000 Okay, see you. 1609 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,000 See ya. 1610 01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,975 Hey. 1611 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,000 Come sit. 1612 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:36,000 I know you're mad. I can I just say something? 1613 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:42,000 I don't feel bad about the abortion. 1614 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:48,000 I feel like I'm supposed to, but I don't. 1615 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,000 I know I made the right choice for me. 1616 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,000 I just, I... 1617 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,975 I'm really scared that you're gonna hate me. 1618 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,975 Hate you? 1619 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,975 Veronica... 1620 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,975 how could you even think that? 1621 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:14,000 No, I love you. 1622 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,000 But I'm not... gonna lie to you. 1623 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,975 The choice you made... 1624 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,000 that's not something I can just... 1625 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,975 It's not the choice I would've made, 1626 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,000 not the one your sister made. 1627 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,975 I'm not sure I'll ever understand it. 1628 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:37,975 I'm sorry. 1629 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,000 What I know is I love you, sweet pea. 1630 01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,975 I love you so much more than all of that, okay? 1631 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:48,000 Okay. 1632 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,975 Ronnie, oh, my God. We heard about everything. 1633 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:24,975 You must be devastated. 1634 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:26,975 Surviving a break-up is brutal, 1635 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,975 - but, like, you'll bounce back. - Yeah. 1636 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,975 Did you hear? 1637 01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:32,975 Someone got busted with a locker full of Adderall. 1638 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:33,975 How aggressive is that? 1639 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:35,975 And you know, I've already looked into it, 1640 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:36,975 and I think that Connor is at the top of my list 1641 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,975 - 'cause of all... - The pregnancy test was mine. 1642 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,975 - Wait, what? - Oh, my God. 1643 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,975 Yeah. 1644 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,120 I can't believe you've been dealing with this alone. 1645 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:51,000 I haven't. 1646 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:01,000 Hi. 1647 01:38:11,000 --> 01:38:14,000 Like two runaways 1648 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,040 Wait, where even are we? 1649 01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:24,975 I thought we were supposed to be going to Gas N' Gulp. 1650 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,975 Yeah. 1651 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,975 That's... that's not actually where we're going. 1652 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,975 Then where are we going? 1653 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:36,975 Well, remember when you said we could go to Roswell? 1654 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,975 No. 1655 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,000 - No, no... - Yeah! 1656 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:49,975 Broken on the freeway 1657 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:53,000 running like two runaways 1658 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:19,000 make our way out 1659 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:26,000 our way out 1660 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,975 broken on the freeway 1661 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:36,000 running like two runaways 118370

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