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Here you go.
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Grampy puts chocolate
chips on my oatmeal.
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Well, he also puts
mayonnaise on pretzels.
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Let's not go by Grampy.
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Is your Wi-Fi working?
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Mm. Let's see.
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Googling "panda bears at play."
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So cute.
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Oh, so cute.
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Did you try turning it off
and turning it back on?
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No, I've never used a phone before.
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Hey, don't be snippy with me.
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[EXHALES] Sorry, I...
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I've been trying to reach my
family in Kabul since I woke up,
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but no one is answering their phone
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and no one is on Facebook.
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Did you check the news?
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I didn't see anything.
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Maybe they're just busy?
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No, no, the last thing I
do before I go to sleep
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is text them good night
and the first thing I do
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when I wake up is see
what they wrote back.
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But nothing today.
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Hey. Power's probably out again.
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That must be it.
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Uh, sometimes the
whole city loses power.
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Sure, like Texas.
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Sit tight. I'll get you
those chocolate chips.
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♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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You heard from your cousin Zubair?
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No.
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Which is weird, because
he texts me every day
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to see if Lizzie asked about him.
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Maybe we can do something
to take your mind off it.
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How about I skip school and
we go to the water park?
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Nice try.
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Or the movies.
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- It's really whatever Uncle Al wants.
- Okay...
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[CHUCKLES] You're going to school.
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You're being pretty insensitive.
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All right. Get out.
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If you change your mind,
drive back and honk twice.
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I'll meet you at the curb.
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[LAUGHS]: Go.
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I'm really getting worried.
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Would you rather take the day off?
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No. No, I... need to keep busy.
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Aw, damn it.
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What?
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She is not walking towards the school.
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Hey, just so you know, I left a
message with a buddy of mine
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who works at the embassy.
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He's exposed to a lot of
top-secret information.
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Uh, is he in the CIA?
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No, he's in the mail room.
Works the paper shredder.
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What? They only shred
the important stuff.
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Well, thank you for trying.
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Hey, guys, looks great.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Uh, just make sure the counter is level.
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Oh, it will be.
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I mean, flat.
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Not this, not this. This.
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Yes, sir. We know what flat means.
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I own a lot of round items,
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so I'll know almost immediately
if it's not level.
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Don't worry. We got you.
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I'd like to tell him where
to put his round items.
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In his flat bottom?
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There you go.
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I think this is all of it.
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All of what?
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Tax receipts, like you asked for.
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This is a bag of garbage.
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You said to save all the receipts,
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I saved all the receipts.
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What was in here before... salami?
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And the receipt from
the deli's in the bag.
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This one just says "Chanko."
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Oh, yeah, Chanko's the guy
who fixed our generator.
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Okay, how much did you pay him?
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Yeah, too much. It still goes,
"ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da."
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Oh, what is this, gum?
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I get it. You don't like my bookkeeping.
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What...
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"$38.72."
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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Is it money you spent?
Your cell phone password?
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A nuclear code?
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None of the above, smart-ass.
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That's money that's owed me.
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- You know Glenn Friscetti?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. I helped him out.
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He went through a rough patch.
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Well, when will he pay you back?
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When he gets out of jail. Duh.
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- Still nothing?
- No.
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You need a break?
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I'll be fine.
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At least I can fear for my family
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in the comfort of Ohio's
fanciest bathroom.
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How we doing?
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Good. Uh, got the marble
installed. Check it out.
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Okay, okay. It looks good, looks good.
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Ooh. [HISSES]
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Although it's a little wonky over there.
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No, it's level.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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This is passable.
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This is hard to look at.
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Yet all of us are managing.
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- [MOUTHS]
- Do you see how weird this is?
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Uh, not really.
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That right there should be
a perfect 90-degree angle.
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Well, the counter is flat.
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- It's the wall that's not perfectly vertical.
- Mm.
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And whose fault is that?
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The dead guys who built this
house a hundred years ago?
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Okay, this is my nightmare.
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This is my nightmare.
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You and I have very
different nightmares.
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- Okay...
- What's that supposed to mean?
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You know what? I totally see it now.
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We'll fix it, get it how you want.
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- I hope so.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Thanks for your input.
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What are you doing?
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There's nothing wrong with this wall.
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I know. We'll just throw
some fresh paint on it,
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make him feel like he did something.
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That guy does not deserve this bathroom.
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He should take care of
his business in the woods.
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Hey, one more thing.
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Hey, hey, hey. That's a $2,000 toilet.
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It's for my ass, not yours.
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Yeah, he's sorry.
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Don't speak for me.
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- Fine, I'm sorry.
- What are you sorry about?
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What do you got?
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Use the top-notch epoxy.
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I will know if you cheap out on me.
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- Goes without saying.
- And yet I'm saying it.
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- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
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Dude, I know you got a lot going on,
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but you got to keep your powder dry.
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My powder is very dry.
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This is his house.
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Okay? Whatever he says,
the answer is, "Yes, boss."
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I understand.
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Good.
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What kind of an idiot spends
$2,000 on a toilet?
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I don't know. Maybe
he's from California.
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How's Richie Rich's bathroom coming?
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Oh, it's fine.
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Only thing missing is a helicopter pad.
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Boy, if you could sell him
on a helicopter pad,
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that would make our year.
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That is a very silly man.
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His soul is like a withered fig,
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and his arrogance will get
him sent him straight to hell.
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All righty. Hazel, how was school?
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Yeah, did you stay?
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Why, did you get a phone call?
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Excuse me.
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I'm assuming he still
hasn't heard anything?
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No.
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Yeah, that's rough.
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Lived that a lot of years
while you were gone.
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Is there anything we can do?
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Pray.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I got a Frisbee. Want to play?
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I don't have time for
that right now, Hazel.
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Come on, it's important.
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How can that possibly be important?
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My friend Isha said that in ten years
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they're gonna have
Frisbee at the Olympics,
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and I'll never be good
enough to make the team.
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What a wonderful and supportive friend.
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I want to get good so
I can rub it in her face.
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Throw it to me.
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Dad said you guys used to play Frisbee
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when you were waiting to go on missions.
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It's true.
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It helped take our minds
off of the danger.
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Are you doing this to get me to
stop worrying about my family?
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Maybe.
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But also because I want
an Olympic medal,
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and it's not looking like I'm gonna make
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the women's basketball team.
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Was it hard for you when
your father was so far away?
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Sometimes I would have
dreams that he was home
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and I'd wake up and be sad.
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Yes.
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I have those.
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You know what helps?
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Frisbee.
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So, what is it you like
about this friend Isha?
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She wears a bra.
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Oh, good, you guys are here.
I was up all night worrying.
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Didn't get a wink of sleep.
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I'm very concerned about these faucets.
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Yeah, faucets are tricky.
Let's talk about it.
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I want them to have a wow factor.
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If I was throwing a dinner
party and you came in here,
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would they make you go "Wow"?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely wow.
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- Right, Al?
- Yes.
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Wow.
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I hope so. When I'm a
guest in someone's house,
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I always check out their faucets.
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Tells you everything you
need to know about them.
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Well, we certainly are
learning a lot about you.
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I'm sensing a tone here.
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Maybe you're not taking
my concerns seriously.
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Oh, no. We are. We really are.
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I'm not. I'm really not.
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Well, you work for me.
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So my problems are your problems.
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I don't think you know
what a real problem is.
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You coming at me, bro?
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Okay, let's all take a breath.
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My family is in Afghanistan,
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and I haven't heard
from them in two days.
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I don't know if they're alive or dead.
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What the hell are they
doing in Afghanistan?
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That is where they live.
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- Well, they shouldn't.
- What would you do
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if you didn't hear from
your family for two days?
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I'd do a backflip. My family sucks.
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- Your family sucks?
- Mm-hmm.
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What sorry excuse of a human being
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would say that about their family?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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It is like you spit into the air
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and let it fall into your face.
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Okay. Well, this has been fun,
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but you guys are fired.
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It hasn't been fun!
It hasn't been fun at all!
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Okay.
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So, wait, you were the calm guy
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and Al was the one who lost his temper?
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I know. Weird, right?
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Like we switched bodies.
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Okay. We've just got to find a way
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to break it to Dad in
the gentlest possible...
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- ART: Morons!
- Good luck.
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Did Al tell the bathroom
guy to spit in his own face?
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- Well, first of all...
- Aw, geez.
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The guy was a real jerk.
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Of course he's a jerk.
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Lots of rich people are jerks.
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How do you think they got so rich?
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Al was just standing up for himself.
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And don't worry, I'll cover the loss.
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Oh? With what paycheck?
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The money comes from the rich guy.
261
00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,834
I just touch it for a moment
before it gets to you.
262
00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,167
I'm really sorry.
263
00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:57,100
Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't pay the bills.
264
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,569
Damn! Dad tore you a new...
265
00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,542
Hi, Dad.
266
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,290
Hey, I brought you some... Oh.
267
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,292
Sorry.
268
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,375
It's okay, I'm done.
269
00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,540
I made us some tea.
270
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,300
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
271
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,500
This smells like paint thinner.
272
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,250
Sorry, that's mine.
273
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,680
Mmm.
274
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,800
- Better.
- Mmm. Oh, yeah.
275
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,740
I am so sorry I created this
problem for your family.
276
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,800
Mm.
277
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,440
This family is all about problems.
278
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:49,920
You're fitting in fine.
279
00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,410
I don't know what happened.
280
00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:53,160
It felt like a short
circuit in my brain.
281
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,875
I didn't even recognize myself.
282
00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,680
You're under a lot of stress.
283
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,625
No, I'm not.
284
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,020
I'm in Ohio.
285
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,200
I have never been safer.
286
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:05,500
And you've never been
this far from home.
287
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:11,083
I know it sounds crazy...
288
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,240
but I think it was easier
to be in Afghanistan,
289
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,160
where at least I knew what was going on.
290
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,459
If there was a problem,
291
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,300
I could do something.
292
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,740
Here...
293
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,330
I'm helpless.
294
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,363
Yeah, I get that.
295
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,160
I felt helpless when I
couldn't get you out.
296
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,334
I can't imagine what it's
like for you and your family.
297
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,420
All these thoughts keep
coming through my mind.
298
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,080
What if Hassina is dead?
299
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,360
What if my mother is injured?
300
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,439
What if something happens to Wahid?
301
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,159
- Who will look after his children?
- Hey, hey, hey, buddy.
302
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,179
Remember you always tell me
303
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,341
there are no "what ifs" in Islam?
304
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,750
Everything is written;
nothing is a mistake.
305
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,000
Thank you.
306
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,080
- That helps.
- Oh, good.
307
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,420
'Cause I never found it that
comforting when you said it.
308
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,380
Do you know I've never
gone more than a day
309
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,520
without telling my mother I love her?
310
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,120
Wow.
311
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,660
That's nice.
312
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,660
Me and my dad just punch
each other in the arm.
313
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,600
Same idea, but it hurts more.
314
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,042
So this means "I love you"?
315
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,792
Yeah.
316
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,750
So this means "I love you more"?
317
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,292
Ow.
318
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,440
Ow!
319
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,709
Okay, okay, we love each other.
320
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,260
I mean, am I right?
321
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,580
Oh, yeah.
322
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,040
Feel like I'm in a carnival funhouse.
323
00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:49,667
- Thank you.
- You know, this might be an indication
324
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,971
of long-term structural damage.
325
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,550
Wouldn't know for sure
until we open the wall up,
326
00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,000
but of course we're not
on the project anymore.
327
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,720
No, you're not.
328
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,780
If you're interested,
329
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,780
I can take care of this myself.
330
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,870
Have it done for you in no time.
331
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:06,943
That might work.
332
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,240
But if we do this,
333
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,042
I don't want to see, uh,
Muscles and Mohammad again.
334
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,370
- His name's Awalmir.
- Yeah.
335
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:16,042
Whatever. I-I really don't
like that Middle Eastern kid.
336
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,834
Copy that.
337
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,580
I know you think you're
doing a nice thing
338
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,750
by giving him a handout,
339
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,375
but it doesn't really help anybody.
340
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,560
He's a good kid. He was
just having a bad day.
341
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,625
Yeah, we all have bad days.
342
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,703
No, you don't understand.
343
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,375
I'm talking about the
safety of his family.
344
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:36,209
You don't understand.
That toilet washes my tush.
345
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,980
The one downstairs doesn't.
346
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,417
End of story.
347
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,209
So we're not getting that job back.
348
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,580
Thought you were going to handle it.
349
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,417
I did. Poorly.
350
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,840
This is all my fault.
I am so sorry, Mr. Art.
351
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,480
Hey, you just sat on his toilet.
352
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,360
I'm the one that tried
to put his head in it.
353
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,830
[PHONE CHIMES]
354
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,450
It is my sister.
355
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,959
The whole city was blacked
out. They're fine now.
356
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:09,230
[PHONE CHIMING REPEATEDLY]
357
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,540
- Everybody is safe.
- Oh, thank God.
358
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,820
[PHONE CHIMES]
359
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,540
My mother is upset with me.
360
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,180
[LAUGHING]: Why?
361
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,500
Apparently there was
a tornado in Oklahoma
362
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,417
and she couldn't get ahold of me.
363
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,330
You really need to send her a map.
364
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,667
- Excuse me, I'm-I'm going to go call her.
- Okay.
365
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,500
Don't we have family in Oklahoma?
366
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,330
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
367
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,340
[ART SIGHS]
368
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,875
What do you got on tap?
369
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,640
The good beer I usually hide from you.
370
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,040
That's, uh...
371
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,360
- Thanks.
- How's Al doing?
372
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,380
Ah, he's sleeping like a baby.
373
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,680
The stress knocked him out.
374
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,292
- Yeah, I'll bet.
- Yeah.
375
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,410
- So I want to talk to you about something.
- [GROANS]
376
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,920
Now what'd you do?
377
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,200
Nothing. Nothing.
378
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,721
It's just, uh...
379
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,920
all that time over there...
380
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,120
I knew you were worried,
381
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,750
but I don't think I ever realized
382
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,860
just how hard it must have been for you.
383
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,380
Ah, you made it home.
384
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,800
That's all that counts.
385
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:29,750
Yeah. Still...
386
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,913
Look, son...
387
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:36,010
sleepless nights are just part
of being a military family.
388
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,850
I know we're not great about
saying things like this...
389
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,370
I love you.
390
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,000
[CLICKS TONGUE]
391
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,380
Let's talk about work.
392
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,459
Why?
393
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,253
This becomes a business meeting
394
00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:09,917
and Lizzie can write it off.
395
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,120
[CHUCKLES]
396
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,720
Hassina, I would like you to
meet my goddaughter, Hazel.
397
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,125
Hazel, this is my sister Hassina.
398
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,520
Hazel jaan, hello.
399
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,292
Oh, wow. You look just like your father.
400
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,640
Salaam, Hassina.
401
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,000
- Tsanga ye?
- Eh?
402
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,792
Aw, Mashallah.
403
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,320
You speak Pashto?
404
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,790
HAZEL: And a little Spanish.
405
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:35,803
Siéntate, Hazel, silencio.
406
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:38,334
That means, "Sit down
and shut up, Hazel."
407
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,600
Okay, I have a really
important question for you.
408
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,820
Where is your brother ticklish?
409
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,334
Do not tell her.
410
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,540
Calm down, I won't tell her.
411
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,040
Gotcha.
412
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,600
You want to see something funny,
413
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,083
touch his foot with your foot
414
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,375
and he will shake your hand.
415
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:57,709
What? Why?
416
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,875
Just do it.
417
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,040
Hey, it worked.
418
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,540
He is very superstitious.
419
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,417
He thinks if he does not do
it, you will get into a fight.
420
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:11,820
It is not a superstition.
It is a real thing.
421
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,292
Why are you teaching
her to cause trouble?
422
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,880
Hazel, shake my hand.
423
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,917
This is serious. I have
lost friends this way.
424
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:26,199
We're not going to get into a fight.
425
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,880
- Yes, we are.
- No, we're not.
426
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,840
We're in one right now.
427
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,660
[GIGGLES] No, no, no.
428
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,584
This is all your fault.
429
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,250
Hey, you called me.
430
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:38,834
[AL GROWLS]
431
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,820
So, are you seeing anybody?
432
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:50,500
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