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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> HEY, EVERYBODY.

I'M JEFF PROBST, AND WELCOME

BACK...TO THIS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I-I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A

REAL BUTTHOLE HERE.

WHY AM I FEELING LIKE A

BUTTHOLE?

WELL, WE'VE DONE A COUPLE OF

THESE SPECIALS WHERE WE KEEP

PROMISING THE GREATEST EVENT IN

TELEVISION HISTORY, AND WE'VE

YET TO DELIVER ON THAT PROMISE.

HOWEVER, TONIGHT IS GONNA BE

DIFFERENT, WHICH IS WHY WE'RE

CHANGING THE TITLE TO SOMETHING

MORE APPROPRIATE.

>> LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD,

CALIFORNIA, IT'S THE LIVE

COUNTDOWN TO...

AND NOW YOUR HOST, JEFF PROBST.

>> THIS TIME, THE SITCOM

"TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT" WAS

CHOSEN FOR OUR INSPIRATION.

WE WERE FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT A

SHOT-FOR-SHOT RECREATION OF THIS

PARTICULAR SHOW COULD NEVER BE

CONSIDERED AS THE GREATEST EVENT

IN TELEVISION HISTORY, BUT TO

FIND OUT FOR SURE, WE VISITED

THE TALLEST BEARDED MAN IN

LOS ANGELES.

>> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE

FOR TH TO BE THE GREATEST

EVENT?

>> NO.

>> NONETHELESS, A TOP-SHELF CAST

WAS SELECTED.

LEGENDARY COMEDIC ACTRESS

CATHERINE O'HARA, ACCLAIMED

MULTIHYPHENATE JON GLASER,

UP-AND-COMING COMEDY STARS

KATHRYN HAHN AND

CHELSEA PERETTI, AND PERSON

ADAM SCOTT WERE ALL BROUGHT ON

BOARD.

LET'S START THE CLOCK...

AGAIN.

>> I...REMEMBER WATCHING

"TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT," UM,

AS A KID.

>> "TOO CLOSE"!

[ LAUGHS ]

M-MY F-- IT MEANT A LOT TO MY

FAMILY THAT I BRANG UP THIS

SHOW.

>> UH, "TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT"

DIDN'T MEAN [BLEEP] [BLEEP] TO

ME.

UH, THAT FLIP LOOKED FUN.

SO, UH, I WAS KIND OF LOOKING

FORWARD TO THAT.

THAT SEEMED FUNNY.

>> BEFORE SHOOTING BEGAN, THE

CAST GATHERED FOR SOME ON-SET

BONDAGE -- I MEAN BONDING.

>> NO, THIS IS, LIKE, GREAT!

>> I AM SUPER-PSYCHED TO GO OVER

THE COUCH.

>> OH, MAN.

>> LIKE, WHEN I LOOK AT THE

FOOTAGE, I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD,

YEAH."

>> [ WHISTLES ]

>> THE DIRECTOR'S --

>> YOU GUYS ALL GETTING ALONG

GREAT?

MAKING NEW FRIENDS?

OH, THIS IS A GUN.?

>> AND, AS DIRECTOR, ACTION

MAESTRO JASON MANTZOUKAS WAS

SELECTED.

>> HERE'S THE NEWS FLASH.

I'M NOT [BLEEP] AROUND.

I DON'T [BLEEP] AROUND.

I NEVER [BLEEP] AROUND.

AND IF I DO [BLEEP] AROUND, LIKE

A REAL SUBTLE [BLEEP] AROUND,

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA [BLEEP]

KNOW ABOUT IT, OKAY?

I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND WITH

[BLEEP] AROUND.

IT'S LOADED.

THERE IS NO SAFETY ON IT, AND I

AM NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT SOMEONE.

YOU SCARED?

>> All: YEAH.

>> GOOD.

BRING IT TO WHAT WE'RE DOING.

YOU SHOU BE SCARED.

>> I'M OKAY WITH IT.

>> YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.

>> I'M OKAY WITH IT, TOO.

>> SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.

I'M SERIOUS.

>> OKAY.

>> SHUT UP.

I'M DEAD SERIOUS WITH YOU, MAN.

I DIDN'T WANT TO CAST YOU.

I DON'T LIKE YOU.

>> WHO DID YOU WANT?

>> JASON BATEMAN.

I WANTED JASON BATEMAN TO PLAY

THIS PART.

>> OH, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT!

>> RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

>> JASON MANTZOUKAS IS A -- HE'S

A BIG PERSONALITY, UM, BUT, YOU

KNOW, HE'S A GENIUS, SO...

>> WE'RE TAKING SOMETHING OLD...

AND WE'RE TURNING IT INTO

SOMETHING NEW AGAIN -- A NEW

VERSION OF SOMETHING CLASSIC.

>> MY AGENT CALLED AND SAID

THERE WAS SOMETHING REALLY BIG

HAPPENING.

THAT'S AS MUCH AS I KNEW ABOUT

IT, BUT NOW I'M HERE.

THANK GOODNESS I LISTENED TO

HER, BECAUSE I'M REALLY EXCITED

TO BE PART OF

"TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT."

[ MOANS ]E FOR COMFORT."

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

WHEN THEY WERE MAKING, UM,

"RETURN WITH THE JEDI"...

>> UH-HUH?

>> ...THEY -- THEY HAD EVERYBODY

CONVINCED THAT THEY WERE MAKING

THIS LITTLE MOVIE CALLED

"BLUE HARVEST."

EVERYONE BELIEVED IT.

I THINK "TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT"

IS CODE...FOR THE NEXT

"STAR WARS" MOVIE.

>> OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> I THINK -- YEAH.

>> [ GASPS ]

ARE WE DOING "STAR WARS"?!

>> DON'T -- DON'T -- DON'T TELL!

DON'T TELL, 'CAUSE I THINK --

JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE KNOWS YET.

>> LIKE, ON MOVIES, WHEN THEY DO

THAT, THEY'RE USUALLY TRYING TO,

LIKE, TRICK THE MEDIA...

>> NO.

>> ...NOT THE PEOPLE IN IT.

>> I'M SORRY.

I THINK THAT THIS CATHERINE IS

RIGHT.

>> SHE SEEMS TO THINK SHE'S IN

"STAR WARS," WHICH IS, LIKE,

KIND OF LIKE, "ALL RIGHT."

LIKE, I'M FULL-ON BAT[BLEEP]

CRAZY, BUT I CAN TELL THAT'S

CRAZY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

>> DO YOU THINK THEY'LL C.G. OUR

HEADS?

>> I WANT TO GET, LIKE, 12 TITS.

NO, TASTEFUL!

>> HEY, JIM!

>> THERE HE IS.

>> A LITTLE WORKOUT?

>> YEAH.

>> RIGHT?

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

>> WORK THE BODY, FREE UP THE

MIND, I LOVE IT!

>> IT'S NOT JUST A WORKOUT WE'RE

HERE FOR, YOU KNOW.

WE'RE PREPARING FOR THE STUNT.

>> WHAT STUNT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> THE COUCH FLIP?

HEARD OF IT?

NOT A LOT OF OPENINGS HAVE

STUNTS THIS DIFFICULT AND THIS

POTENTIALLY DEADLY.

IF I'M GONNA COMMIT TO THIS

PROJECT, TO RE-CREATE SOMETHING

SO ICONIC, I'M GONNA NEED THE

BEST STUNTMAN IN THE BUSINESS --

CHANNON FLOWERS.

>> I AM CHANNON FLOWERS.

I'M THE LEAD STUNT COORDINATOR

HERE ON THIS PROJECT.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,

BUT JASON MANTZOUKAS DOES NOT

LIKE TO [BLEEP] AROUND.

UM, I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THIS

GUY A LONG TIME.

IN THE STUNT WORLD, THERE'S THE

BOULDER SCENE FROM "RAIDERS,"

THERE'S THE TOWER DROP FROM

"SHARKY'S MACHINE," AND THERE'S

THE COUCH FLIP FROM

"TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT."

>> THINK WE CAN DO IT?

>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

DOES TOM CRUISE DO HIS OWN

STUNTS?

>> WHAT? [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]

[ Laughing ] "WHAT?"

I DID -- [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ Laughing ] STUPID!

>> [ Laughing ] I'M SORRY.

>> BUT SERIOUSLY, DO YOU THINK

WE CAN DO THIS?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> THE COUCH FLIP REQUIRED A

FULL WEEK OF STUNT TRAINING FOR

JON GLASER.

>> UH, MY JOB AS A STUNT

COORDINATOR IS TO GET JON IN

PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION.

>> [ PANTING ]CONDITION.

PUSH ON THE BALL.

HEX, EX, HEX, HEX, HEX, HEX, EX.

EX, THAT'S GOOD.

>> YOU KNOW, I KIND OF TOOK THIS

AS A SIDE GIG.

FOR ME, RIGHT NOW, MONEY IS,

UH...IT'S AN ISSUE.

IT'S, UH...

IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT...

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

[ SIGHS ]

Cocaine.

I'M ADDICTED TO COCAINE RIGHT

NOW AND, UH, IT MAKES ME FEEL

GOOD, SO I'M SPENDING A LOT OF

MY MONEY...ON COCAINE.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

AS ACTORS, THERE ARE CHALLENGES

THAT WE ALL FACE.

THINGS THAT KIND OF YANK YOU

OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE.

I MEAN, FOR SOME PEOPLE, IT'S

NUDITY.

FOR SOME PEOPLE IT'S, UH -- IT'S

CRYING.

FOR ME...IT'S SITTING.

EVEN WHEN I AM SUPPOSED TO BE

SITTING IN A TV SHOW OR A MOVIE,

IT'S -- I -- I'VE HAD A SPECIAL

CHAIR DEVELOPED, WHERE IT

APPEARS THAT I'M SITTING, BUT

I'M ACTUALLY STANDING, OR

SOMETIMES EVEN KNEELING.

I DON'T KNOW.

LOOKING AT THIS JIM. J. BULLOCK

SHOT, THOUGH, I -- I DON'T THINK

THERE'S ANY WAY AROUND IT.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SIT.

THIS IS ESPECIALLY HARD BECAUSE

OF WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND

JON IN THE "SIMON AND SIMON"

EPISODE.

>> [ Echoing ] JON HAMM DIED

THAT NIGHT.

>> I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO

IT.

>> ARE YOU LITERALLY ASKING

ABOUT SITTING?

>> I'M JUST...I DON'T CARE.

I'M JUST CURIOUS.

>> WHAT'S UP, CATHERINE?

>> I'M SURE YOU'RE GOOD WITH

THIS, BUT SOMEONE SAID THAT I

SHOULD -- A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID I

SHOULD RUN THIS BY YOU.

>> UH...YEAH, NO.

>> IS THIS NOT THE HAIRDO YOU'RE

LOOKING FOR?

>> WHAT?

>> HA HA!

NOW, WHY DO I EVEN CARE?

I NEVER EVEN WATCHED THOSE

OTHERS.

THE OTHER ONES [Laughing] I

DIDN'T EVEN WATCH, SO -- BUT I

HEAR THEY'RE REALLY BIG...SO...

[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]

>> OKAY.

>> [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]

IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN ASK

ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?

>> WOW.

>> WELL, I GOT TO GET MY HAIR

UNDONE.

>> I LIKE THE RISKS SHE'S

TAKING.

>> HEY, CAN WE CIRCLE BACK ABOUT

THE SITTING THING?

>> NO! WE CAN'T, MAN! OKAY?

YOU'RE FIRED. GET OFF MY SET.

>> BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T READ FIRST

WAS ADAM'S CONTRACT.

>> YOU CAN'T FIRE MY BOY!

I GOT THAT SHIZNIT IN WRITING,

BRO!

CHECK THE CONTRACT!

THAT'S HOW I DO.

[ FART! ]

>> HEY, UH, JASON, I JUST WANTED

TO SHOW YOU THIS REALLY QUICK.

YOU GOOD WITH THIS?

>> WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

>> THIS IS WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

TO COVER MY BEARD.

PRODUCTION ASKED ME TO SHAVE MY

BEARD, UH, AND IT'S NOT

SOMETHING I CAN DO, JUST 'CAUSE

I HAVE A FEW PROJECTS COMING UP

THAT I, UH, NEED THE BEARD FOR,

SO I CAN'T SHAVE.

BECAUSE IT'S COME UP IN THE

PAST, I HAD A PRETTY -- WHAT I

THOUGHT IS A PRETTY GOOD

SOLUTION, A PRETTY GOOD

COMPROMISE, WHICH IS MY SKEARD,

WHICH IS A SKIN BEARD.

I HAD A REALLY GOOD PROSTHETICS

GUY MAKE THIS FOR ME.

UH, YOU KNOW, WE WENT THROUGH,

PROBABLY, A FEW DIFFERENT

VERSIONS UNTIL WE SETTLED ON

THIS.

I THINK THEY'LL BE PRETTY HAPPY

WITH IT.

IT'S WORKED FOR OTHERS JOBS.

>> I'VE SEEN A LOT OF YOUR WORK,

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS.

>> THIS IS THE COMPROMISE WE

TALKED ABOUT.

>> I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU,

JON -- I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

I DON'T LIKE AT ALL WHAT YOU'RE

PRESENTING ME WITH.

IT IS VERY OBVIOUS.

>> I'M A BEARDED ACTOR, AND I

DON'T LIKE TO SHAVE, AND THIS IS

THE COMPROMISE, AND IT'S NEVER

BEEN AN ISSUE.

>> KEEP THE BEARD.

>> THANK YOU.

>> ARE YOU HAPPY?

KEEP THE BEARD, BUT TAKE THIS

CONDOM OFF OF YOUR FACE, OKAY?

>> IT'S NOT A CONDOM.

IT'S A SKEARD.

>> WHILE SOME OF THE CAST HAD

THEIR WORRIES ABOUT WORKING WITH

JASON, HAHN AND O'HARA HAD TO

FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR NEXT MOVE

WAS.

>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT,

MAYBE...

>> WHAT?

>> DO YOU S-- REALLY STILL THINK

THAT WE'RE DOING "STAR WARS"?

MY BRAIN IS DIVIDED INTO TWO

HALVES.

ONE SIDE ON MY BRAIN IS SAYING,

"STAR WARS"!

Oh, my God!

AND THEN THE RATIONAL PART OF MY

BRAIN IS SAYING, "MAYBE SHE'S

MENTALLY ILL."

>> DO YOU THINK HARRISON FORD

EVER SAID, "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS ISN'T 'STAR WARS'"?

>> WELL, NO, HE DID NOT.

BECAUSE, UH, HE KNEW THAT HE WAS

IN "STAR WARS."

>> EXACTLY!

>> I DON'T UNDE--

>> FOCUS! WE CAME THIS FAR!

>> [ WHIMPERS ]

>> DON'T BLOW IT NOW!

>> I'M NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?

UH, IT'S MY JOB, AS THE STUNT

COORDINATOR, TO MAKE SURE

EVERYBODY'S SAFE.

UM, I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.

I CAN'T PROMISE THINGS.

UH, AND I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD

TRACK RECORD.

>> YOU READY, CHANNON?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY. YOU GUYS READY?

>> I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE CLIP

OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND I

REALLY AM GONNA FOCUS ON TRYING

TO MAKE IT AS ELEGANT AS

TED KNIGHT DID, SO, UH -- BUT I

WAS MOSTLY JUST REALLY LOOKING

FORWARD TO WRAPPING SO I CAN GET

PAID AND GO BUY COKE.

>> AND...ACTION!

[ MACHINERY WHIRS ]

AAH! WHAT?!

NO! GET IT DOWN!

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN!

>> THERE IS NO "TRY."

THERE'S ONLY "DO."

>> SOMEBODY GET A MEDIC UP TO

HER.

I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING ON

WITH HER.

SEE IF SHE'S OKAY.

>> HEY, DUDE.

WE'VE BEEN UP HERE A WHILE.

ARE WE GONNA BREAK?

I NEED SOME MORE COCAINE.

I MEAN GATORADE.

>> NO.

>> CAN I HAVE 12 BOOBS?

>> WHAT?

>> LIKE, WHY ARE WE ON WIRES

WHEN JON'S THE ONE DOING THE

STUNT?

>> [ MOANS ]

>> YOU HAVING A LITTLE ORGASM?

I DON'T WANT YOU TO STRAIN YOUR

BACK.

JUST BREATHE THROUGH IT.

>> NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.

>> IT'S CALLED A "SWING GUSH."

>> OH, GOD, SHUT UP!

>> OKAY. YOU GUYS READY?

AND...ACTION!

[ MACHINERY WHIRS ]

>> WITH THE STUNT LOCKED IN,

MANTZOUKAS AND HIS CAST WERE

READY TO SHOOT.

BUT FIRST, ADAM WAS RUNNING OUT

OF TIME TO PERFECT HIS SITTING

MOVE.

>> I FEEL LIKE I'VE LITERALLY

TRIED EVERYTHING.

I'VE REALLY GONE ON A JOURNEY

HERE -- JUST ME AND A CHAIR,

GOING TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH,

TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORK, AND...

IT HASN'T.

AND THEN I GO SOMEWHERE ELSE,

THINKING A CHANGE OF ENVIRONMENT

WILL HELP, AND I TRY AGAIN, AND

IT DOESN'T WORK.

IF I CAN'T DO THIS, I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I DON'T HAVE MY SPECIAL CHAIR.

[ GROANS ]

GOD!

[ HUMMING ]

JON?

>> HEY, ADAM.

>> W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING

HERE?

>> UH [SIGHS] APPARENTLY, I'M

HERE TO HELP YOU...SIT.

>> I CAN'T DO IT, MAN.

I JUST...I-I CA--

>> SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN!

>> OH, WOW. HOLY [BLEEP]

>> YEAH. THERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT. LATER, IDIOT.

>> BYE, JON!

>> WITH ADAM FINALLY BUILDING UP

THE CONFIDENCE TO SIT, JON WAS

BUILDING...A DIFFERENT KIND OF

CONFIDENCE.

>> I DON'T THINK THE WIRE'S

NECESSARY.

LET'S DO IT WITH NO WIRES.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NO. THAT'S -- THAT CAN'T WORK.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I KIND OF LIKE WHERE HE'S GOING

WITH THIS.

>> W-WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR

METICULOUS PLANNING?

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE

TAPE-MEASURING WE DID?

>> BUT --

>> IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THROUGH

WITH THIS, THAT MEANS YOU'RE --

YOU'VE -- YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND.

I QUIT!

>> WOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> I-I CAN'T...ACTUALLY QUIT.

CAN I, UH...LET ME JUST REWIND

AND TAKE THAT BACK.

CAN I STAY ON THE PROJECT?

>> WITH EVERYONE ON BOARD, THEY

WERE READY TO SHOOT THE SEMINAL

COUCH FLIP.

>> REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GIVING

ME YOUR FOCUS, YOUR ATTENTION

RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE GONNA DO THE COUCH FLIP.

AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT WITHOUT

WIRES.

[ MURMURING ]

ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHAT THAT MEANS

IS, FOR THIS TO WORK, I NEED

YOUR TOTAL FOCUS AND ATTENTION.

MS. O'HARA, YOU'LL BE IN THEON.

FRONT, OKAY?

MS. HAHN, YOU'LL BE POSITIONED

ABOUT HERE.

MS. PERETTI, YOU'LL BE

POSITIONED ABOUT HERE.

MR. GLASER WILL BE SEATED RIGHT

ABOUT HERE, ALL RIGHT?

I WILL POSITION MR. GLASER,

OKAY?

AND I WILL STAY WITH MR. GLASER

UNTIL OUR DIRECTOR CALLS ACTION,

AT WHICH POINT I'M GONNA MOVE

OUT OF THE WAY, ALL RIGHT?

I'M GONNA CALL A SECOND ACTION,

AT WHICH POINT, MR. GLASER WILL

BEGIN...THE MOVE.

OKAY?

AT THAT POINT, IT'S CRITICAL TO

REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE

YOU ARE IN SPACE.

YOU'LL BE MOVING IN TOWARDS

ANOTHER MOVING BODY, OKAY?

YEAH, JON.

>> UH, WHAT IF I HAVE TO TAKE A

LEAK?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> [ Laughing ] STOP IT.

>> OKAY. OKAY.

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

THAT'S REALLY, REALLY FUNNY, AND

I APPRECIATE THE JOKING AROUND,

BUT RIGHT NOW WE NEED FOCUS AND

SERIOUSNESS SO THAT NOBODY GETS

HURT.

>> ALL RIGHT. SORRY.

COULDN'T RESIST.

>> REALLY, REALLY FUNNY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> AND AFTER THIS IS OVER, NOT

ONLY IS IT OKAY, I LOOK FORWARD

TO JOSHING AROUND WITH YOU.

>> GREAT. ME TOO.

I-I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.

>> OKAY. GREAT. THANK YOU.

WE GOT EMTs STANDING BY.

EVERYBODY, POSITIONS PLEASE,

AND, UH, HAVE SOME FUN.

OKAY.

[ CLAPPING ]

>> I'M REALLY...FEELING VERY

GOOD ABOUT DOING THIS STUNT.

I'M GONNA FALL BACK.

I'M GONNA BE FINE.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY DRESSING

ROOM AND DO COKE.

>> NO, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE

COUCH FLIP AT ALL, 'CAUSE JASON

IS A PRO, CATHERINE IS A PRO,

CHELSEA IS A PRO, SO WE ARE IN

GOOD HANDS.

AND, ALSO, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT

CAN HAPPEN?

>> JASON, WE'RE ALL READY.

>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

HERE WE GO.

AND...ACTION!

>> STUNT ACTION!

[ CRACK! ]

>> [ GROANS ]

>> JESUS CHRI-- HE BROKE HIS

NECK!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA ROLL YOU, JON.

>> READY?

>> I'M GONNA ROLL YOU TO YOUR

RIGHT -- YOUR LEFT.

[ MURMURING ]

>> WAIT, GUYS. HOLD ON, GUYS.

HOLD ON. JASON.

DID WE GET THE SHOT?

>> DID WE GET THE SHOT?

OKAY, HOLD ON. LET ME SEE.

EVERYBODY, QUIET FOR A SECOND.

CAN I GET PLAYBACK ON

"A" CAMERA?

YEAH. WE GOT THE SHOT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU SEE THAT, JON?

HIGH FIVE.

HIGH FIVE.

DID IT.

>> WE GOT THE SHOT!

>> WE GOT THE SHOT!

>> WE GOT THE SHOT!

>> * WE GOT THE SHOT

>> WE GOT THE SHOT.T *

>> THEY GOT THE SHOT...

WHICH IS GREAT, BUT I'VE GOT TO

SAY, NOT NEARLY AS AMAZING AS

THE FACT THAT WE NOW HAVE PROOF

OF A GHOST ON VIDEO.

WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A [BLEEP]

GHOST, Y'ALL.

NOW, IF YOU'RE THINKING WHAT I'M

THINKING, THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE

THING -- THAT WE ARE READY TO

REINSTATE THE TITLE OF "THE

GREATEST EVENT IN TELEVISION

HISTORY."

ARE YOU READY?

HERE WE GO.

10...9...8...

7...6...5...

4...3...2...

1.

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]

ALSO, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

THAT, BECAUSE OF THIS

RECREATION, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS

IMMEDIATELY CAST

CATHERINE O'HARA AND

KATHRYN HAHN IN THE LATEST

"STAR WARS" FILM.

I'M SORRY. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[ THEME SONG PLAYS ]