Original subtitles

(theme music playing)

Both: Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Bingo and Rolly, couple of puppies ♪

-♪ They bark and chase at you ♪ -Both: Bark! Bark!

♪ And there's a guy named Bob who makes up inventions ♪

♪ A couple puppies can use ♪

-♪ But when Bob's away ♪ -See you later, pups!

♪ The pups will play-ay-ay ♪

♪ On a mission 'round the world ♪

♪ Tryin' to save the day ♪

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both: Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both: Bark! Bark! Bark!

(record scratching)

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both: Bark! Bark! Bark!

♪ Pup pup pup Puppy Dog Pals ♪

Both: Bark! Bark! Bark!

(barking)

(Bingo and Rolly speak)

Come on, you guys.

Let's take a look at my special calendar

and see what's happening today.

I can't wait to see what's happening today.

Especially 'cause you and I are always happening.

Bingo: There we are!

Rolly: Looking good!

Oh! Today's the big parade

right through the center of town.

Oh-ho! I designed a special balloon for it and everything.

Ooh, I love balloons!

Especially specially designed ones.

Except I won't be able to see it.

Well, that calls for a... "What?"

I need to come up with a new invention

and I'm gonna be working at my desk upstairs until I invent it,

which means that everything I love about a parade--

all the marching and the music and the noise...

I'm gonna miss it.

Well, I'll see you guys

after I invent something,

as soon as I figure out

something to invent.

I feel bad for Bob.

He'll be standing up there

all day long not being able

to go see the parade.

It's too bad he can't just

just see the parade from the house.

Rolly, that's a great idea!

It is?

You're gonna have to tell me what that great idea is.

We could put together a different parade

and bring it right by the house.

That way Bob can see it when he looks outside.

(gasps) That sounds like it could be our mission!

That is our mission, so let's go!

Wanna come with us, Hissy?

We're gonna go find some noise and music and marching for Bob!

No thanks, my calendar's pretty full.

I've got a big nap planned

from now until... dinner.

-(barking) -Both: Let's go!

(laughing)

-♪ On your bark ♪ -♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Got a lot to do ♪

-♪ It's gonna be an awesome adventure ♪ -Whoa!

♪ We're super-duper-extra ♪

♪ Overly excited to be ♪

♪ Going on a mission, going on a mission ♪

Five, four, three, two, one!

(laughing)

Both: Let's go!

-Woo-hoo! -(laughs)

Both: Yeah! (barking)

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

Yahoo!

♪ We're going on a mission, going on a mission ♪

-♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ -Yahoo!

-♪ We're going on a mission, going on a mission ♪ -(both laughing)

Remember everything that Bob said he liked about a parade?

Let's see, he likes marching and music

and noise.

So we'll start with the first one.

We need to find something that marches

and bring it to Bob.

Something that marches, something that marches...

Woman: All right, children, line up.

Back to the classroom we go.

Bow to the wow, they're marching!

Yeah! If we can get them to follow us home

and march past Bob's house,

he can see a parade like he wants!

But how are we gonna get them to follow us home?

I guess we could just ask them.

Could all of you maybe follow us back to our house?

-Puppies! -(giggling)

Come on, children! Back in line!

-And follow us! -Forward, march!

Both: March, two, three, four.

March, two, three, four.

Where'd they go? Our parade marched off without us.

So we'll have to find

something else that Bob likes about a parade

and take that to him instead.

Something that makes either music or noise.

And I know where to find both!

Come on, Rolly.

Both: March, two, three four!

March, two, three. Stop!

A music store,

with all kinds of stuff that makes noise and music!

We should figure out which is the noisiest one

and take it back to be in Bob's parade.

Hmm... it could be that one, or that one.

-Maybe it's-- Ah! -(horn blows)

This one's pretty noisy.

So I've heard.

But that one looks even noisier!

Drums are super noisy,

except I don't know how to get noise to come out of one.

-(drum beats) -(shouts)

(shouting slowly) I really like this place!

This one's just kind of a box.

Rolly: Doesn't look like it makes any noise at all.

What's this thing do?

-(amp blares note loudly) -(both shout)

Rock 'n' roll!

I guess now we know what that thing does.

It makes music and noise,

which is exactly what Bob wants.

Hey, let us in!

Sir, excuse me!

Uh, do you repair kazoos?

Sure, but come back tomorrow.

I'm closing early to see the parade.

This is terrible.

I know, a broken kazoo?

How is she gonna get by?

And without any noisy instruments,

we'll have to think of some other noisy musicy things

for Bob's parade.

♪ ♪

Okay, what's something

we can bring Bob that marches and makes noise?

Because that's what he likes about a parade.

(quacking)

You think of anything yet?

Nope. You?

I don't think so.

(quacking)

It's kind of hard to concentrate with all that noise around here.

Yeah, all that "quack, quack, quacking"

makes it hard to do any think, think, thinking.

(quacking continues)

Could you ducks please stop

marching past here and making so much noise?

Yeah, we're trying to think of something that marches and makes a lot of noise.

Wait a minute.

These ducks could be our parade for Bob!

These ducks could be your what for who?

You can go past Bob's house marching in a line

so he can see a parade today like he wanted.

Sorry, we're ducks on a mission.

Hey, we love missions!

We need to find ourselves a new park to live in.

That's why we're looking here, there, and everywhere.

We know a park that'd be perfect for you.

And best of all, you have to go right in front of Bob's house to get there.

Which means he could see you march.

Uh, maybe.

Let me quack it over with the family.

(ducks quacking)

Quack, quack, quack.

You got yourselves a deal.

You show us the park,

and we'll be your parade.

-(marching band music playing) -Forward, quack!

Bob's gonna be so happy

when he looks out his window

and sees we brought

a parade right to him.

Yup, with marching and noise and--

Wait, what about music?

You and I know how to make music.

Yeah, so let's make some right now.

♪ Everybody, everybody out of the way ♪

♪ Cause puppies and duckies going on parade ♪

♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪

-(quacks) -♪ Puppies and duckies ♪

♪ Who's that walking in a nice straight line? ♪

♪ Puppies and duckies ♪

Rolly: ♪ Quacking and waddling and stepping in time ♪

♪ Who's that leading the pack up front? ♪

♪ Puppies and duckies ♪

♪ Just a couple of puppies doing the puppy dog strut, uh! ♪

(marching band music playing)

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪

♪ Puppies and duckies going on parade, ha! ♪

Before we can cross the street, we have to look both ways.

Then, if no cars are coming, it's safe to go.

Looks okay.

Everyone, be careful.

Let's go!

(quacking)

Uh-oh, that duck is still in the crosswalk.

I need to make sure the cars go in a different direction

until she gets across safely.

Hehe, there you go little duckling.

(quacking)

Keep marching!

This way!

(quacking)

We're gonna keep going all the way past our friend,

Cagey, at the pet store

and then past Bob's house right after that.

This parade is gonna be awesome!

All march-y and noise-y and music-y and... yeah!

(air whooshing)

Bingo, did this sidewalk suddenly get all floaty feeling,

like we're on a great big balloon?

Because the two of us are floating on a great big balloon!

Uh, do you want us to wait for you?

No, you should probably go on ahead without us.

When you get to the pet store, ask Cagey the guinea pig, "Which way to the park?"

Then you'll march right past Bob's house like a parade!

Pet store, Cagey, Bob's house, park. Got it.

(quacking)

-What kind of balloon is this, anyway? -I'm not sure,

but that collar is exactly the same as your collar.

And that ear looks like your ear.

And the whole thing has the same colors as you and me!

Rolly, this is a Bingo and Rolly balloon!

Rolly: Bow to the wow, wow, wow!

Bingo: This must be the balloon

that Bob designed for the parade.

Rolly: Which means we're in the parade!

-(firetruck horn blares) -Can we see the ducks from up here?

We can see everything from up here!

That park you're looking for

is straight down there

and around the corner.

Just keep marching, you can't miss it.

Quack you very much.

Bingo: There they go the one way.

Rolly: While this parade's gonna go the other.

(quacking)

It's those ducks again.

I better make sure this parade goes in a different direction

so they can be safe.

This looks like a nice place to watch the parade.

Sure is. We'll get to see the whole thing from here,

starting with the shiny, red firetruck.

They're making the parade go a different way, Frank.

Now we'll have to move to another place to watch it.

But at least we get to see those cute little duckies.

Quack, quack, quack, little duckies! Quack, quack!

Rolly: Those ducks made it across the street.

-Yay! -Which means they'll be going right past Bob's house.

High-paw! Whoa!

Whoa, what happened?

Bingo: We're going around that corner,

into the direction of the parade.

Yeah, now we're going the same way as the ducks.

(horn honks)

(firetruck horn honks)

Great gears!

What is that?

Bingo, the parade's going in front of Bob's house!

So we need to get off this thing and go tell Bob. Come on!

You can see the parade right in front of our house.

On your bark...

-Get set... -Go!

Bingo: Balloon slide!

Bingo! Rolly! Hissy!

-Bob! -Hey, Bob!

Hoo-hoo! Oh, you're not gonna believe what's outside!

It's the parade, we know!

We brought it here so you could see it.

-(barking) -Put your tails in turbo and let's go!

(horn honks)

This better be good.

I interrupted my nap for this.

Oh, I can't believe the parade

came right down my street.

Now I get to see it!

-(invention whirring) -And I finished this invention just in time for us to use it.

Oh, we've got the best seat in town

with a perfect view of the parade!

Bob: Oh, beauty!

(quacking)

This is the best spot ever!

Yeah! We can see everything.

Are we blocking your view?

Not at all, because...

-Oh! -Wow.

Now the view is even better!

And look, there are the balloons I designed!

-(horn honking) -(chuckles) Oh, now this is what I call a parade!

Woo-hoo!

(Bingo speaks)

(snarls) I'm gonna get you, you blowy blue balloon!

(growls) (groans)

Nice try, Rolly,

but this is a job for Bingo the bouncer!

(grunts)

Uh, can I have that guys?

I need to hang it up with the other decorations.

It's my mom's birthday party tonight,

so we're all gonna treat her like a queen, okay?

I even got her this paper crown to wear.

Well, I've got to get to work.

But I'll see you when it's party time.

I wish it was party time all the time!

Me too, but Bob wants us to treat his mom

like a queen and we don't know how to do that.

Yeah, and where are we

gonna find a queen so we can learn how?

They have a queen in England. Maybe you should go there.

Hissy, are you saying we should go all the way to England,

find the queen, learn how they treat her,

and then come back here and treat Bob's mom the same way?

Well, when you say it like that, it seems kind of crazy.

It seems kind of perfect!

(gasps) A perfect mission?

It is so a mission!

Let's go!

-Rolly: The Queen of England lives there? -Bingo: Yep.

It's called a palace.

We need to figure out how to get inside.

Now, those men in the furry hats are the "Queen's Guards," Frank,

and it's their job to keep anyone from getting through the palace gates.

Hm, seems like a good gig.

Why do they look so grumpy?

(gasps) Oh, oh! They never laugh or smile.

That's part of the job.

Well, then I wouldn't be very good at it 'cause I'm always getting the giggles.

(giggles) See?

(laughs)

Maybe if we can get those guards to smile or laugh,

they'd be so happy they'd let us into the palace.

But that lady said they never smile or laugh.

Then we'll give them something to laugh about.

-Funny faces? -Funny faces.

Get ready for this, boys.

(blubbering)

Wow, tough palace.

What are we gonna do?

If we can't get past those guards,

we'll never get inside that palace.

Unless we go through that doggy door right there.

That doggy what right where?

Huh.

Look at this place!

It's pronounced "palace," Bingo.

-Is that the Queen? -Looks like it.

Bingo: And that must be the Queen's dog.

I most certainly am.

I am Crumpetsworth Cream Puff Scone Triflebottom III,

at your service.

But you may call me Crumpet.

You may call us Bingo and Rolly,

'cause those are our names.

Well then, Bingo and Rolly,

may I ask what two puppies

are doing here

in the Queen's palace?

We need to learn how to treat a queen

so we know what to do for Bob's mom

at her birthday party.

You gotta teach us.

Pretty please?

Well, since you said "pretty please,"

I don't see how a chap

like me can say no. (laughs)

Jolly good then.

Let's get to work.

Now, the first thing you need to learn

about how to treat a queen

is when and when not to eat biscuits.

-(sniffs) -At tea time,

one must never eat their biscuits

until after they've been given permission.

(chewing noisily) Oh, after?

Sorry.

Let's give it another go, shall we?

As I was saying,

-do not eat the biscuits until-- -(chewing noisily)

I say, this is a challenge.

He's not real good at waiting.

-Nope. -(laughs)

Can I have a biscuit, please?

Another way to treat the queen well

is to sit still for the yearly portrait painting.

Sitting still? That sounds easy.

There is no greater compliment

-to the queen than to sit still in her presence. -(laughs)

I remember on one such occasion--

-(Rolly growls) -(Bingo laughs)

I'm gonna get you!

(clears throat)

Sorry.

As I was saying,

I recall a few years ago...

-(grunting, growling) -I say, pups,

you're-- you're supposed to be sitting still.

We were sitting still...

for a second,

but it got really hard after that.

Oh, my.

Now, here's a way

to treat a queen that you boys

should be able to do:

process in a straight line.

Uh, that means walk.

Like this...

We're awesome at walking.

But be careful, these royal floors can be

-royally... slippery. -Pugs: Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa, oh, oh, oh! Oh!

-Whoa! No! -Whoa!

I say, stop that slipping!

And we say, we can't!

(groans) Everything's all right then. (chuckles)

-No damage done. -Whoa! (grunts)

Both: Ah!

Well, this is a royal mess.

Uh... I'm afraid I don't have time for anymore lessons today.

We're so sorry, Crumpet.

Bob's mom's party is tonight.

Can you still help us?

We didn't mean to make a mess.

I'm so sorry, pups,

but tea time with the queen is starting soon

and I need to straighten the hallway before it begins.

Thanks anyway, old chap.

Yeah, old chap.

(sighs) You gave it a jolly good try.

We made a really big mess.

I wish we could make it up to Crumpet somehow.

Whoa! What's going on?

Looks like Bob's not the only one

throwing a party.

Wait a second.

A fancy table with biscuits set for tea.

Rolly, do you realize what this is?

Uh, a fancy table with biscuits set for tea?

This is the queen's tea!

♪ ♪

What's that... (mimics trumpet) mean?

I don't know. Maybe we should hide until we figure it out.

Bingo: Bow to the wow,

it's the Queen!

(trumpets playing)

Queen: Good afternoon, everyone.

Please be seated.

Greatest chew toy ever!

(chewing)

Queen: I'm so glad that you could join me.

Please, help yourselves.

-(chewing) -Put that back!

But it tastes so good!

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!

I say, has anyone spied my purse?

Rolly, that's the Queen's purse!

Oh, is that what this thing is?

Not to worry, here it is.

But where's my doggy, Crumpet?

Crumpetsworth Cream Puff Scone Triflebottom III?

Oh no.

Crumpet is late, and it's all our fault.

Crumpet? Crumpet?

(clears throat)

(British accent) Hello, Crumpet here.

(barking)

Good, that sounded just like him.

(British accent) Very good, then.

Queen: I can't wait to introduce you to my guests.

My darling Crumpet,

why are you hiding under the table?

Queen: Enjoy yourself a biscuit, darling.

Just take one,

-the way you've been trained to do. -(gasps)

-(both grunt) -Rolly!

You can do it, Rolly.

(Rolly panting)

Queen: Good boy.

Now come out from under that table so I can give you a scratchy behind your ears.

Uh-oh.

If we go out there, she'll know we're not Crumpet.

(normal voice) Although I do like a good scratchy behind the ears.

Queen: Crumpet, where are you?

What are we gonna do?

Queen: Crumpet, come out at once.

Bingo: She'll know we're not Crumpet.

(Crumpet clears throat)

I'm coming, ma'am.

-(bark) -Oh, there's my Crumpet.

Good doggie.

Thanks for filling in until I arrived.

Turns out you chaps do know how to treat a queen.

-High-paw! -(British accent) Very good, old chap.

(normal voice) We just wanted to say thank you for all your help.

You're welcome, pups.

We need to get home so we can treat Bob's mom like a queen!

Then let's Rolly on out of here.

-Goodbye, Crumpet! -Cheers, lads!

Hissy: Hold on,

you really had tea with the Queen?

-Indeed we did. -We learned how to process.

That means walk.

And they also blow trumpets and bow.

(British accent) It was a jolly good trip, I say.

-Jolly good! -(doorbell rings)

Oh, she's here!

Come on, Rolly, we have to treat Bob's mom like a queen!

Are you ready for this?

(normal voice) Let's show her everything we learned.

Happy birthday to me!

Bob: Happy birthday, Mom!

Let's do the trumpet!

(both imitating trumpets)

Oh, ho-ho! Are those your two little puppies I hear?

Oh! Aren't they as cute as cute can be?

Here you go, have some doggie biscuits.

Well, why aren't they eating them?

What's wrong, fellas?

Well, they've never done that before.

They usually don't wait so politely for their treats.

Go ahead boys, eat those treats.

Yay!

(laughs)

This way, Mom.

Got the birthday party all set.

Wait, Rolly, don't forget the Queen's purse.

Oh, right.

Got it.

Processing for the birthday Queen.

(barking)

Why, thank you, Rolly.

I always like to have this right by my side.

And we even learned a special birthday song,

just for you, Mom. Ready, pups?

♪ Me, me, me-me-me ♪

-♪ Today is your birthday ♪ -(puppies yipping along)

♪ So let's sing a song ♪

♪ And have a big party ♪

Bob/Bingo/Rolly: ♪ That lasts all day long ♪

♪ Your special day ♪

-♪ Comes only once every year ♪ -(puppies yipping along)

♪ Happy birthday, you're birthday is here ♪

-Happy birthday! -(puppies barking)

I almost forgot your birthday crown.

I have to say,

I have never been treated so well.

I feel like a queen.

Good work, chap. Jolly good.

You too, chap. Good and jolly.

Time for the birthday portrait.

Remember to sit still.

Here we go.

Smile, everybody.

Oh, look at that.

The perfect picture.

You guys sat perfectly still.

They must know it's my special day.

Rolly: Wow, we look great!

Yeah. I bet Crumpet would be really proud of us

for sitting still for the birthday portrait.

Indeed.

This calls for more trumpets.

Yeah!

-(both imitating trumpets) -(laughs)

(all laugh)

(end theme playing)

(barking)

(barking)

(record scratching)

(both bark)

(barking)