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We have with us today a man
who is so much a part of the culture...
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That he scarcely needs
an introduction.
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Pootie Tang. Good to
have you here with us.
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- Sepatown.
- Pootie Tang, you've had incredible success,
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and you've had it
in a variety of fields--
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music, films,
martial arts, pottery.
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- How do you do it? What makes you tick?
- Well, Bob, I'm a pone toni.
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Got my dillies on a
peppatain. I hear that.
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Now, Pootie, a lot of young artists,
really, say that you are their inspiration.
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Well, I can't say the nay-no,
my brother. Wa-da-tah.
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I understand, though, you got a
new movie coming out, is that right?
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Yeah. Yes, it's called Sine
Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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- Wow. And who's in it besides yourself?
- Oh, well, there's Trucky,
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uh, Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee,
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Lacey, J.B., uh,
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Biggie Shorty
and Robert Vaughn.
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You have a clip you'd like
to show us? Yeah, baby.
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All right, let's take a
look then at this clip...
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From Pootie Tang's new movie,
Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
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[Man narrating]
It was the year 2001.
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It was the best of times.
It was the worst of times.
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The big city was thriving,
but the inner city was dying.
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Who was killing it?
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This man. Dick Lecter.
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The head
of Corporate America.
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But the people had hope...
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Because they knew that there was
one man who could fight the power.
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One man who could stop
the madness.
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One man who could beat
Dick Lecter like the L.A.P.D.
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And that man-- that man
was Pootie Tang.
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See that guy?
That's Bad Bitty.
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The baddest drug dealer
in town.
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Hey, Bad Bitty,
here comes Dirty Dee.
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♪ Low-down and dirty boy,
you know what I'm 'bout ♪
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Dirty bastard!
♪ stay out my way ♪
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♪ and keep my name
out your mouth ♪
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[Narrator] That's Dirty Dee,
the dirtiest dude around.
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He handles all of Corporate
America dirty work.
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♪ Believe me you receivin'
some bodily harm ♪♪
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Next to Dirty Dee,
that's Froggy, the enforcer.
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Yo, Bad Bitty!
How you be?
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I'm bad, Dirty Dee.
You're still dirty, I can see.
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Let's deal, baby.
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- You got yours?
- Froggy.
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It's dirty money.
You got yours?
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Right!
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But how do I know
if they any good?
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Let's test 'em out.
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Hey, kid!
Come over here!
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[Narrator] That's Kid,
the dumbest kid in town.
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What you want, mister?
Here. Have some of this.
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Is it candy?
Told you.
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Yeah. It's the kind of candy
that you smoke out of a pipe.
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[All laughing]
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Pipe candy.
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Pootie Tang!
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♪ Come on ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Pootie Tang, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Mowtown, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Little J, y'all ♪♪
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- Capachow.
- Yea! Pootie Tang.
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Dirty Dee, you a baddy
daddy lamatai tebby chai.
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Get that Pootie!
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♪ Make 'em say ugh ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na
say ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ make 'em say ugh ♪
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♪ ugh, ugh, ugh
na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na
make 'em say ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ make 'em go ugh, ugh ♪
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♪ na-na, na-na ♪
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♪♪ [continues]
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That's a canapan,
all the way down.
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You mother--
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- [Groans]
- Shut up, bitch!
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Ow! Ow! Okay, I quit. [Sobbing]
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My face!
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[Laughing]
Run, Pootie! Run!
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[Dirty Dee]
Aw, hell!
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Come on!
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Get out! Get out!
Get out! Out!
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Hiya, Pootie Tang.
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[Laughs]
Yeah.
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No car wash.
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No soap!
No soap! No! No!
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Sa da tay.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ hey, hey-hey ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ somebody's on the floor ♪
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♪ it's another
smooth-talkin' brother ♪
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♪ everybody's lookin' at him ♪
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♪ as he puts his tie down
the ladies on the dance floor ♪
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♪ he's got the whole world
wrapped around his finger ♪
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♪ a one-woman man
and you know he understands ♪
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♪ Casanova with a fancy car ♪
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♪ you can tell
he's gonna go all night ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ he's hip to the core ♪
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♪ got a belt buckle locket
you know where he got it ♪
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♪ he's a player by trade ♪
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♪ and you can see him on the
corner doing business on his tippi tai ♪
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♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ He's the C.E.O.
Of his own world ♪
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♪ he commands r-e-s-p-e-c-t ♪
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♪ and you know he's
good to go all night ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained ♪
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♪ he knows what he wants
he's got it all ♪
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♪ he'll sine your pitty
and it's no thang ♪
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♪ he's that Pootie Tang ♪
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♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ Turnin' heads
can't let 'em take ya ♪
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♪ Pootie be packin' crys
and ladies be payin' paper ♪
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♪ let me see you
do your thing ♪
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♪♪ [continues, indistinct]
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♪ Turnin' heads
can't let 'em take ya ♪
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♪ Pootie be packin' crys
and ladies be payin' paper ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he's on the money ♪
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♪ and he's maintained
he knows what he wants ♪
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♪ he's got it all
he'll sine your pitty ♪
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♪ and it's no thang
he's that Pootie Tang ♪♪
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[Narrator] Pootie Tang was born in
a small town outside of Gary, Indiana.
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And that town
was called Chicago.
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As he grew,
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everyone noticed something different
about the way Pootie would talk.
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It baffled everyone--
doctors, scientists.
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Let me break it down
to you like this.
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Pootie Tang is, was
and will always be...
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Too cool for words.
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[Kid] Hi, Pootie! Pootie Tang
was the most popular kid in town.
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We didn't always know
what he was saying,
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but we always knew
what he meant.
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Like I knew I was his best
friend. That's me. Trust me.
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Yeah, he had
a special effect on people,
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especially on the ladies.
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Not girls.
Grown-ass women.
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Hiya, Pootie Tang. I'm a tine
cappy, my damie. Wa-da-tah.
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All right, Pootie Tang.
But for some of the ladies,
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Pootie was just
too hot to handle.
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Damn you, Pootie Tang!
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I can't take
no more of this!
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Who do you think you
are, treatin' me this way?
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Oh, I've had it with you! You hear
me talkin' to you with your nappy head!
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This is it!
I'm finished with you!
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Get out of my life,
Pootie Tang!
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You think I'm jokin'?
Take your shit!
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Take your shit and get out,
Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you!
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Pootie--
Pootie, don't go.
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♪ Just because you bought her
a brand-new car ♪
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♪ and you got to live
and eat in a mansion ♪
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♪ like a movie star ♪♪
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Pootie Tang
was an only child.
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His father, Daddy Tang,
worked hard to raise Pootie right.
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He had this belt. He
was so fast with that belt...
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That before Pootie could do wrong,
Daddy Tang would set him right.
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Don't you grab them peas
without askin' your mama, boy.
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May I dane on the cherries,
Mama Di?
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Yes, you may, Pootie Tang.
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Now, that's better.
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You got to have respect
to get respect, Pootie Tang.
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So, do you have any
girlfriends at school, Pootie?
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Aw, Mama Di. There's a sine
tippi in a classi-ti.
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She's a cole toni.
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Don't you talk dirty
to your mama, boy.
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Always got your head
in them girls.
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You need to have
your head in the books.
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Leave the ladies alone.
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[Narrator]
And that's the way it was.
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Daddy Tang and his belt
was always there,
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teaching Pootie the difference
between good and bad.
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Now, when I say he was always
there, I mean he was always there.
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Hey, Pootie, let's
steal some apples.
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When Pootie was only six,
his mother died,
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leaving him
and his father alone.
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- Pootie was very sad.
- I know, son.
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But his father was a
comfort to him. [Slurping]
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Don't slurp your soup
in here, boy.
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Two weeks later,
another terrible tragedy.
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His father was fatally
injured at the steel mill.
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What the fu--
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Gorilla!
Gorilla!
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It was incredible.
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Only the third time a man had been
mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill.
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Gorilla! Oh!
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On his deathbed, Daddy Tang
had Pootie make a solemn promise.
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Pootie,
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I know
I brought you up tough,
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but that's
'cause I love you.
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It's tough
out there, Pootie.
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You got drugs,
crime, gorillas.
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Yeah.
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I ain't gonna
be here much longer,
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so I'm gonna
give you this.
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Pootie,
that's my belt.
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As long as you got
right on your side,
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you could whoop anyone's
ass with just that belt.
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I know
you love the ladies,
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and Lord knows
the ladies love you.
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Don't let the ladies come
between you and the belt.
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[Weak coughing]
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[Narrator] Those were
Daddy Tang's last words:
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But there was something
else about the ladies...
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That Daddy Tang forgot
to tell little Pootie.
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- Pootie Tang turned out just fine.
- [Crowd] Pootie Tang!
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Daddy Tang
would have been proud.
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Yeah, Pootie had it all--
hit records, movies,
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magazine covers,
fancy cars,
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famous friends, beautiful
custom-made clothes...
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And ladies, ladies, ladies.
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Through it all, I was right there
by his side. That's me. Trucky.
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And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
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Pootie Tang.
Pootie Tang!
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Big-time celebrity,
ass-kickin' crime fighter...
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And role model
to the children.
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[Announcer] Pootie Tang has a
message for the children of America,
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so you better
wapatah to the bammies 'cause:
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Pootie says cigarettes and
fast-food burgers are bad like netatai.
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And don't drink malt liquor 'cause
you don't need to 'cause you're okay.
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Sa da tay. Also, eat
all your vegetables...
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And don't bang the dillies.
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[Trucky] That's Frank,
Dick Lecter's right-hand man.
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So what do we care?
234
00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:33,747
We care because
he's making these.
235
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:38,018
People have been making P.S.A.'s
for years. Hasn't made a difference.
236
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,523
Eddie, uh, hit me
with those figures.
237
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,626
Uh, since the inception of
Pootie Tang's P.S.A. Campaign,
238
00:14:46,695 --> 00:14:50,297
sales of Lecter Burgers
are down 30 percent,
239
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:52,699
Lecter Cigarettes
down 20 percent...
240
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,801
And Lecter Whiskey,
241
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,669
almost out of business.
242
00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:59,940
For the first time, somebody's
getting to these kids, and it's killing us.
243
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:01,808
It's killing us.
244
00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:04,278
It's killing us.
245
00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:07,981
[Rings]
246
00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,956
Hello, Mr. Lecter.
247
00:15:16,025 --> 00:15:20,560
Frank, I have a
job for you. Yes, sir.
248
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,297
I tell you, man, Pootie Tang
is one bad brother, man.
249
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:27,367
[Trucky] That's J.B. And Lacey.
We make up Pootie's crew.
250
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:31,604
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass...
251
00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,141
Then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
252
00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,143
The picture
gets there, right?
253
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,145
You go,
"What the hell is this?"
254
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:41,681
Then Pootie Tang knocks on
your door, properly kicks your ass,
255
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,683
and you still won't know
what happened to you.
256
00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:47,020
You got that right. He
is a kick-ass artiste. Yes.
257
00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:49,423
Know what I'm sayin'? He
like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
258
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:53,327
That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
259
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,829
Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
260
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:57,831
That you could
write it off on your taxes.
261
00:15:57,899 --> 00:16:01,234
That's right. You got right
here, ass-whooping number one,
262
00:16:01,303 --> 00:16:03,236
ass-whooping number two.
263
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,372
This right here, you can't write
that off. That's just gettin' beat up.
264
00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:10,677
I like to also add that Pootie
Tang can kick some ass too, boy.
265
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:15,015
Oh, here come Pootie Tang
now. Hey! Pootie Tang! All right!
266
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:18,518
We was just talkin' about
you. All right, Pootie Tang!
267
00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:21,488
Pootie Tang, hey, man, you going to
Biggie Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
268
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:24,124
[Trucky] I guess you're
wonderin' who is Biggie Shorty.
269
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:27,560
♪ Biggie Shorty ♪
270
00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:29,863
I'm Biggie Shorty.
271
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,398
♪ Biggie, baby ♪
272
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,867
Let me tell you
about me and Pootie Tang.
273
00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,918
♪ Sepatai ♪
274
00:16:35,987 --> 00:16:40,240
Since the very day we met,
I knew Pootie was to be my man.
275
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:41,391
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
276
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,945
I knew all I had
to do was wait...
277
00:16:46,014 --> 00:16:49,049
♪ Wa-da-tah ♪♪
278
00:16:49,118 --> 00:16:52,886
And one day all that bullshit
would catch up with Pootie...
279
00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:55,005
And he would be mine.
280
00:16:55,074 --> 00:16:57,324
Hey, man, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
281
00:16:57,393 --> 00:17:00,293
Ranacan. Whoo! Ha-ha!
282
00:17:00,362 --> 00:17:03,763
We gonna party tomorrow, man.
There's gonna be some bitches in there.
283
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,503
You right. You right. Respect
the women. Respect the women.
284
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:19,279
Whoo! Look at that car!
[Trucky] damn that car big!
285
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:22,749
And long
like an old snake.
286
00:17:22,817 --> 00:17:25,285
Man, that car's so big,
it's got its own sky.
287
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:28,255
It's big too.
Whoo!
288
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:31,858
Keep it running.
Yes, sir.
289
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,927
Hiya, fellas. Whoo!
290
00:17:33,995 --> 00:17:36,863
Kinda hot for a hootenanny,
huh? You hear that?
291
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:40,567
A hootenanny? What the
hell is a damn hootenanny?
292
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,670
I'm a-- I'm looking
for, uh, Pootie Tang.
293
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:46,806
Pootie Tang? What you
want with Pootie Tang?
294
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:50,510
Um, I-I need
to talk to him.
295
00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:53,447
[Clears throat] All
right, uh, look, Pootie.
296
00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:56,516
I'm a representative of Lecter
Corp. Do you know what that is?
297
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:59,852
Great.
Well, uh, Dick Lecter,
298
00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:03,490
the C.E.O., mind you, of
Lecter Corp., he likes you.
299
00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:07,727
He likes you, Pootie, and he wants
to make you a very rich, rich man.
300
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,664
I have a contract here
for Pootie to endorse.
301
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,634
Tasty heavy
pork chunk cereal.
302
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:17,404
It's delicious. It's a
wonderful product. Kids love it.
303
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:21,408
And kids love you. We
just wanna put that together.
304
00:18:22,478 --> 00:18:24,811
Nah, di.
305
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,214
That's a canapan
to the semachai.
306
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:29,782
I didn't even tell you
how much it pays, Pootie.
307
00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:32,752
Twenty million dollars to
sign with us for just one year.
308
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:36,123
Oh, what do you say,
Pootie?
309
00:18:36,191 --> 00:18:39,993
I got to say the nay-no,
my brother. Wa-da-tah.
310
00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:44,931
Wa-da-tah? How do you say
the nay-no to 20 million? Why?
311
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,602
Maybe Pootie don't wanna sign
because he knows you're full of it.
312
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:53,106
Yeah. First of all, he knows
that cereal's full of sugar.
313
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,176
And number two, that's
not all that you guys sell.
314
00:18:56,245 --> 00:19:01,914
You sell cigarettes, whiskey,
bad time burgers, switchblades.
315
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:06,486
And it also says right here that you will
no longer have Pootie doing P.S.A.'s...
316
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:09,289
Telling the kids to eat
healthy and to be smart.
317
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,491
Well, sure, exclusivity
goes without saying.
318
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,228
I'm sure your ugly
intentions go without saying.
319
00:19:15,297 --> 00:19:17,230
Take a walk,
money man.
320
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:26,506
See, my damie, Pootie Tang
don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow...
321
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:30,577
'Cause that's a cama
cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
322
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:33,813
Hey, tang, to you, they're
children. To me, they're dollar signs.
323
00:19:36,184 --> 00:19:38,585
Doh!
324
00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:40,587
- Ooh!
- Cover your grill.
325
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,088
Sa da tay!
326
00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:44,857
Pootie!
Pootie Tang!
327
00:19:47,496 --> 00:19:49,429
Aw, man!
328
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,864
You funny, man.
You are a funny man.
329
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,866
You's a wild boy.
330
00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:56,670
[Trucky] Pootie smacked
the taste out of Frank's mouth.
331
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,339
Oh, man, that
was funny to us. Ha-ha!
332
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:04,411
But there was one man
who was not laughing at all.
333
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:08,415
Pootie Tang goes out there
and makes everybody love him.
334
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:12,619
He tells them
not to buy my products.
335
00:20:12,688 --> 00:20:15,422
He steals from me.
336
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,424
And what do I do?
337
00:20:17,492 --> 00:20:22,795
I say take my money. Here.
Take it. Fine. Huh?
338
00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:24,797
And he says no.
339
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:27,300
[Trucky] I guess you're
wondering, who is this bitch here?
340
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:30,553
That's Ireenie,
Dick Lecter's main squeeze...
341
00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:33,673
And the most dangerous
woman on the planet.
342
00:20:33,742 --> 00:20:36,876
Now, she don't look it, but
she can bring any man down.
343
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:40,179
I know what makes
Pootie Tang...
344
00:20:40,249 --> 00:20:44,551
Tick, tock, tick.
345
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:50,290
♪♪ [R&B instrumental]
346
00:21:00,669 --> 00:21:03,836
That's cool.
All right.
347
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:07,407
Cut the drums too.
348
00:21:10,044 --> 00:21:12,011
♪♪ [Stops]
349
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,714
[Man] It's all gone now,
Pootie. What do you wanna do?
350
00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:17,417
Lepatime.
351
00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:23,690
What's he got
on his mind?
352
00:21:23,759 --> 00:21:26,159
We're starting
from scratch, I guess.
353
00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:28,328
Pootie knows
what Pootie do.
354
00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:30,330
This is gonna be good.
355
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:36,670
Okay, Pootie, I'll play back
the levels the way you set them.
356
00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:40,072
No instruments, no vocals,
no levels, everything silent.
357
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:41,908
Set it on me. Bleed.
358
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:06,316
Pootie don't need no words.
Don't even need no music.
359
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,938
Whoa!
360
00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:23,750
We have got a hit, baby.
361
00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:26,018
I like it. Everybody
seems to like it.
362
00:22:26,087 --> 00:22:28,755
But right now I got somethin'
I know you all gonna like.
363
00:22:28,824 --> 00:22:31,725
We got the world premiere
from Pootie Tang,
364
00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:33,993
and you know it's gonna
be out of this world.
365
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,163
That's right. 'Cause you
all loved his last record,
366
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,599
"Sine Your Pitty
on the Runny Kine."
367
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:41,868
Well, you all gonna
love this new one.
368
00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:44,871
The new one is called--
369
00:22:44,939 --> 00:22:50,009
so let's listen up to the new
record by Pootie Tang called--
370
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,679
from Pootie Tang.
371
00:22:54,115 --> 00:22:56,282
[No sound]
372
00:23:06,561 --> 00:23:08,495
Oh, yeah.
373
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,299
Ah.
374
00:23:16,872 --> 00:23:19,472
♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh ♪♪
375
00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:25,712
Damn, this is good!
This is good!
376
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,897
Man, Pootie done
did it again!
377
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,051
Pootie too good!
Pootie too good!
378
00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:39,959
Turn that noise down,
damn it!
379
00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:52,237
Legendary Pootie Tang has done it
once again with his new song entitled--
380
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,909
already considered one of
the greatest hits of all time.
381
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,178
[Woman] This was the scene
earlier today... Oh, you are so fine.
382
00:23:59,246 --> 00:24:01,647
As fans mobbed Pootie Tang
in the streets,
383
00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:05,918
many saying they hadn't heard an
artist this profound since Al B. Sure.
384
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,454
I love you!
385
00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:12,859
[Speaking gibberish]
386
00:24:12,927 --> 00:24:16,428
♪♪ [Hip-hop] Ooh,
Pootie was blowin' up now.
387
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,598
We talkin' big. I mean,
we talkin' "Macarena" big.
388
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,768
We talkin'
electric slide big.
389
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,421
We're talkin' bentleys
and drinkin' crys big,
390
00:24:25,489 --> 00:24:27,090
girls in bikini thongs big.
391
00:24:27,158 --> 00:24:30,843
Everybody want a piece of
Pootie. You think I'm playin'?
392
00:24:30,912 --> 00:24:33,579
[Crowd shouting]
393
00:24:33,648 --> 00:24:35,681
Here we go, baby.
Come on. Get up here.
394
00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:48,394
Aiight!
[Laughing]
395
00:24:48,462 --> 00:24:51,163
Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.
396
00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:53,633
We got Pootie Tang
in the house tonight.
397
00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:57,369
Come on up, Pootie.
Come on.
398
00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:59,371
I need you to sing
a song with me.
399
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,740
Beloved.
400
00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,978
I love you,
Pootie Tang. Damn.
401
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:10,282
That's a batu shane,
my tellie. Wa-da-tah.
402
00:25:10,351 --> 00:25:13,052
♪ I'm ♪
403
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,322
♪ falling in love
with you ♪
404
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,927
♪ because you are
my man so right ♪
405
00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:25,064
♪ tippi tai on my capa-town ♪
406
00:25:27,368 --> 00:25:29,501
♪ and I'm ♪
407
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,303
♪ oh, yeah ♪
408
00:25:31,372 --> 00:25:35,507
♪ thinking
of only you ♪
409
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,979
♪ because you move me
so right ♪
410
00:25:40,048 --> 00:25:41,681
♪ manatine bitty ♪
411
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,348
♪ all around my damie ♪
412
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,953
♪ shimmy
na na na, na-na-na ♪
413
00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:49,021
[Scattered screams]
♪ I feel you ♪
414
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,958
♪ all on me, baby ♪
415
00:25:52,026 --> 00:25:55,861
♪ I got you
I got you, baby ♪
416
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,465
♪ shimmy
na na na, na-na-na ♪
417
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:00,933
♪ shimmy na na ♪
418
00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:04,336
♪ whoa, yeah, yeah ♪
419
00:26:04,405 --> 00:26:06,605
[Pootie]
♪ lepatime ♪
420
00:26:06,674 --> 00:26:09,875
♪ on my clammy dees ♪
421
00:26:09,944 --> 00:26:11,811
♪ penatiine ♪
422
00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:13,612
♪ on my damie kings ♪
423
00:26:13,681 --> 00:26:15,114
♪ I'ma cry the pooster ♪
424
00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:18,851
♪ I'ma cry
the pooster ♪♪
425
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,157
Pootie Tang
up in this joint tonight.
426
00:26:27,762 --> 00:26:30,562
Pootie Tang!
427
00:26:54,455 --> 00:26:58,724
Oh, Pootie!
[Screams]
428
00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:02,962
[Screaming continues]
429
00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:05,931
I love you.
I want you.
430
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,933
Oh, take me with you.
Please, Pootie.
431
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:11,403
Pootie, please.
Please. Oh!
432
00:27:11,472 --> 00:27:14,173
Wait! Oh! Pootie!
433
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:16,642
Wait! Oh! Oh!
434
00:27:16,711 --> 00:27:19,278
Oh, Pootie, I love you.
435
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,814
I want you.
I love you, Pootie.
436
00:27:21,883 --> 00:27:24,583
Please!
[Screams]
437
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,066
Uh--
438
00:27:40,134 --> 00:27:42,068
Pootie?
439
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:45,705
Don't leave me out here
in my lonesome.
440
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,809
Give a girl something!
441
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,478
It's not right.
442
00:28:16,204 --> 00:28:19,605
[Trucky] Whoo! She's fine!
Why did Pootie pass that up?
443
00:28:19,673 --> 00:28:23,109
'Cause she's crazy. Look at
her, licking milk out of a bowl.
444
00:28:23,177 --> 00:28:27,412
♪ Oh, Pootie Tang you gonna
sine that pitty Pootie Tang ♪♪
445
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:35,721
Biggie Shorty.
Pootie Tang!
446
00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:39,792
- All right!
- Bata shane, my dillie?
447
00:28:39,861 --> 00:28:41,827
Same as always, baby.
448
00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:43,829
You come by tomorrow.
449
00:28:43,898 --> 00:28:48,033
We gonna have a party!
450
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:51,971
Talk about
all the sisters and me.
451
00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:54,506
You gonna be there?
Wa-da-tah.
452
00:28:54,575 --> 00:28:56,508
All right, Pootie!
453
00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:00,212
Pootie Tang!
454
00:29:06,854 --> 00:29:08,788
Hola, guapo.
455
00:29:10,724 --> 00:29:12,658
Hey, young boys.
456
00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:16,295
Hey, look at her, man.
457
00:29:17,665 --> 00:29:20,565
Pink lady. Mmm!
458
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,502
Pull up, man. Pull up.
Shh.
459
00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:25,504
Pull up!
460
00:29:25,572 --> 00:29:29,074
[Excited laughter]
461
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:34,180
[Laughing continues]
462
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:41,153
Huh? What you want?
463
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,395
- You want somethin'?
- Yes, baby, I want it.
464
00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:52,531
What you want?
465
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:55,935
I want you to do
the two of us.
466
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:58,270
How much?
467
00:30:00,741 --> 00:30:02,875
Hey, baby,
what's your problem?
468
00:30:02,944 --> 00:30:05,577
Just 'cause a girl
like to dress fancy...
469
00:30:05,646 --> 00:30:07,579
And stand on a street corner
near some whores,
470
00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:09,581
you automatically
think she's hooking?
471
00:30:09,650 --> 00:30:11,416
Wouldn't you?
472
00:30:11,485 --> 00:30:13,418
No, I wouldn't.
473
00:30:13,487 --> 00:30:16,521
I'm a lady,
you-- you greasy bastard.
474
00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:20,859
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
475
00:30:20,928 --> 00:30:24,629
Presidential campaign.
Yeah. Y.A. D.P.G. Nate Dogg.
476
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:28,968
Oh, yeah! Pootie Tang
and his boys are here!
477
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,737
Dog pound! ♪ better know
that I'm workin' tonight ♪
478
00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:35,107
♪ better know I'll be hittin' them
drawers ♪ ♪ I'll be hitting them drawers ♪
479
00:30:35,176 --> 00:30:37,109
♪ ain't no mystery
I do it right ♪
480
00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:38,543
♪ I got her screamin'
coming back for more ♪
481
00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:43,148
Yo, man, a Biggie Shorty
party is exclusive, man.
482
00:30:43,217 --> 00:30:45,684
They don't let nobody
in a Biggie Shorty party.
483
00:30:45,753 --> 00:30:48,954
They got a line around the
block. Ain't nobody in, man.
484
00:30:49,023 --> 00:30:52,291
You know what? Nobody we
know can get in this party, man.
485
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,361
They don't let no light in.
They don't let no electricity in.
486
00:30:55,429 --> 00:30:58,230
They don't let no water in.
They don't let no air in.
487
00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:02,268
Air is right now going, "hey, man,
I'm air. I'm on the list. Let me in."
488
00:31:02,336 --> 00:31:05,737
And they won't let air in. And
you know air gets in everywhere.
489
00:31:05,806 --> 00:31:08,974
That's how exclusive
a Biggie Shorty party is.
490
00:31:09,043 --> 00:31:12,011
You know what else?
It's hard to get in too.
491
00:31:14,882 --> 00:31:17,182
I hate you!
492
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:20,452
[Girl]
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
493
00:31:20,521 --> 00:31:25,124
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
Go, Trucky! Go, Trucky!
494
00:31:25,192 --> 00:31:27,126
Go, Trucky!
495
00:31:36,237 --> 00:31:40,172
Pretty girl. Pretty girl.
496
00:31:40,241 --> 00:31:42,674
Where you go, girl?
497
00:31:44,745 --> 00:31:50,015
Pootie, you are the sexiest
bastard on god's green earth.
498
00:31:50,084 --> 00:31:52,751
Yeah.
I tell you, though.
499
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:55,687
Someday I'm gonna get me
a piece of you myself.
500
00:31:55,756 --> 00:31:57,689
Sepatown.
501
00:31:57,758 --> 00:31:59,724
Sepatown, my ass.
502
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,794
You gonna be inside
of a bed with me someday.
503
00:32:02,863 --> 00:32:07,299
You mark my words,
you skinny, wonderful man.
504
00:32:08,836 --> 00:32:11,136
Pretty girl!
505
00:32:11,205 --> 00:32:13,138
Pretty girl!
506
00:32:13,207 --> 00:32:15,874
Sexy!
507
00:32:15,943 --> 00:32:19,544
Pretty girl?
Pretty girl!
508
00:32:19,613 --> 00:32:23,115
How does a woman
get to you anyway?
509
00:32:23,184 --> 00:32:26,151
It's like a state secret.
510
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:29,821
How to bed Pootie Tang.
511
00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,991
All right,
get off him already.
512
00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:35,094
He don't want none
of your mess. Puta.
513
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:41,833
I tell you what, Pootie.
514
00:32:41,902 --> 00:32:45,504
Someday you gonna meet
your match in a woman.
515
00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:49,941
Someday you gonna meet
the Darth Vadar of T and A.
516
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:54,579
Some woman's gonna kick
your ass and love you to death...
517
00:32:54,648 --> 00:32:57,249
And then you gonna be
lying in the dumpster...
518
00:32:57,318 --> 00:33:00,386
Done banged to death
by the dark side of love.
519
00:33:00,454 --> 00:33:03,755
And on that day, Pootie,
520
00:33:05,059 --> 00:33:08,127
I'm gonna be there.
521
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:13,399
And I'm gonna make
sweet love to you.
522
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,401
Sexy girl!
523
00:33:15,469 --> 00:33:17,403
Damn, man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
524
00:33:17,471 --> 00:33:20,872
I thought she was somebody
else, man. I'm sorry.
525
00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:24,009
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
526
00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:29,481
Damn. I didn't get
your name, did I?
527
00:33:32,253 --> 00:33:35,087
Damn. Do I know you?
528
00:33:35,156 --> 00:33:37,256
Do you want me
to pull your legs off?
529
00:33:37,324 --> 00:33:39,591
Pardon me?
You wanna make out?
530
00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:43,728
Uh, I might enjoy that.
I just might enjoy that.
531
00:33:43,797 --> 00:33:48,500
I might enjoy that. You
know, I just might enjoy that.
532
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,472
Ooh, ooh! Oh!
[Screams]
533
00:33:56,977 --> 00:34:00,645
Oh! Okay, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
534
00:34:00,714 --> 00:34:03,182
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute!
535
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,851
Look here. Call me a sissy,
but you need to stop, baby.
536
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,853
You are tearing me apart.
You're killing me.
537
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,855
You want me to stop?
Well, yes, I do.
538
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:14,693
Okay, then,
you tell me something.
539
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:18,363
What do you wanna know?
What's Pootie's secret?
540
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:22,334
Oh. Oh.
I can't tell you that.
541
00:34:22,403 --> 00:34:25,304
[Trucky] Now, I would never
do anything to hurt Pootie Tang.
542
00:34:25,372 --> 00:34:29,608
But like I said, Ireenie knew
how to break a brother down.
543
00:34:29,677 --> 00:34:32,811
I can't tell you that.
You can't? All right.
544
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:34,813
[Screams]
545
00:34:36,383 --> 00:34:38,550
Whoo! Whoo!
546
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,551
Okay, wait.
I'll tell you.
547
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,722
I'll tell you. I'll tell
you. I'll tell you.
548
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,158
It's the belt.
It's the belt.
549
00:34:46,227 --> 00:34:48,393
It's-it's-it's magical.
550
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:52,030
He can kick anybody's
ass with that damn belt.
551
00:34:57,605 --> 00:35:00,071
Freeze, sucker!
552
00:35:03,576 --> 00:35:06,077
Yeah. Give me your money,
you fancy pants bastard,
553
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,913
or I'll stick this
in you deep.
554
00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:11,883
Wa-da-tah,
my damie.
555
00:35:11,952 --> 00:35:15,754
Hey, I'm not your damie. Now,
give me your cash. I know you got it.
556
00:35:18,959 --> 00:35:23,094
Hey, I told you
to back off!
557
00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:36,908
Pootie. Hey, Pootie. Trucky.
558
00:35:36,977 --> 00:35:39,778
Pootie, the craziest
thing just happened to me.
559
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,848
I'm in the club, man.
I'm-- Pootie, look out.
560
00:35:43,917 --> 00:35:49,287
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
561
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:53,224
Bang! Bang! Bang!
[Groans]
562
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,101
Pootie?
Everything under control?
563
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:05,970
[Sobbing]
564
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,272
Kayed a brother, di.
565
00:36:08,341 --> 00:36:10,809
Kayed a brother, di!
566
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,444
I'm a shamey day!
567
00:36:13,513 --> 00:36:15,780
I'm a shamey day!
568
00:36:18,284 --> 00:36:21,519
Oh, it hurts Pootie
to kill a man,
569
00:36:21,588 --> 00:36:23,788
but he knows
he's got to do it.
570
00:36:23,857 --> 00:36:26,557
But it hurts him
so bad...
571
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,559
To right those wrongs.
572
00:36:28,628 --> 00:36:30,962
My man Pootie Tang!
573
00:36:31,031 --> 00:36:34,599
[Siren wailing]
574
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:37,602
[Sobbing continues]
575
00:36:39,305 --> 00:36:41,940
Come back
on the bettie tai!
576
00:36:42,008 --> 00:36:45,009
Come back on
the bettie tai!
577
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:48,346
Come back
on the bettie tai!
578
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,949
Huh? Huh?
579
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,853
Pootie Tang?
580
00:36:56,189 --> 00:36:59,123
Hey, all right,
my damie.
581
00:36:59,192 --> 00:37:03,194
Now, why didn't Trucky tell Pootie
that he told Ireenie all his business?
582
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,763
Just runnin' his mouth.
583
00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:07,866
I guess when you see a man
being brought back from the dead,
584
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:09,868
you forget shit.
585
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,970
Or maybe you just
a dumb-ass.
586
00:37:19,045 --> 00:37:23,281
[Trucky] Stop the movie. Remember
when Daddy Tang told little Pootie--
587
00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:27,385
don't let the ladies come
between you and the belt.
588
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:31,689
Well, what Daddy Tang forgot to tell
Pootie was about his only weakness:
589
00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:33,691
Ho's.
590
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,994
Even Pootie Tang's belt
was no match for Ireenie.
591
00:37:36,062 --> 00:37:39,798
You can't beat a ho' with
a belt. They like that shit.
592
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:43,034
♪ That girl is poison ♪
593
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:51,876
♪ that girl is poison ♪
594
00:37:51,945 --> 00:37:53,577
♪ poison ♪♪
595
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:58,416
I'm sorry.
Did my cart hit your cart?
596
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:02,586
Oh. I'm so sorry
about that.
597
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,231
Did I hurt you?
598
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,034
Oh, what a drag.
599
00:38:16,102 --> 00:38:18,669
Again, I am...
600
00:38:18,738 --> 00:38:21,306
Very sorry!
601
00:38:30,717 --> 00:38:34,685
♪ If I were you
I'd take precaution ♪
602
00:38:34,754 --> 00:38:38,890
♪ before I step to meet
a fly girl ♪
603
00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:43,494
♪♪ [continues]
604
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:49,100
[Ireenie] Pootie, will
you do something for me?
605
00:38:49,169 --> 00:38:51,936
Will you do something
for me?
606
00:38:55,808 --> 00:38:57,742
Sign your pretty name.
607
00:39:02,983 --> 00:39:05,449
Sign it.
608
00:39:05,518 --> 00:39:09,087
Sign it. Sign it.
609
00:39:09,155 --> 00:39:11,272
Sign it.
610
00:39:19,299 --> 00:39:21,232
He signed it.
611
00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:29,840
He signed it.
612
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,843
He signed it.
Oh, god.
613
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:36,847
Signed it?
Nice job, Ireenie.
614
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:39,683
You're a damn genius, baby.
Uh-huh.
615
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,486
"I, Pootie Tang, do surrender
to Lecter Corp...
616
00:39:42,555 --> 00:39:45,790
All the rights to
my image and likeness."
617
00:39:45,858 --> 00:39:47,792
No.
Oh, yes, yes.
618
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,028
"I will wholeheartedly endorse
all Lecter Corp. products...
619
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,463
"And will do my best to convince
the children of the world...
620
00:39:52,532 --> 00:39:54,865
"That the above mentioned
are all clean, safe...
621
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:57,368
And should be bought
and used by all of them."
622
00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:01,372
No, not
the tippi tais, no.
623
00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:04,675
No, no. You are part of
the corporation, just like us.
624
00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:07,545
Thought you could stay
out of it, huh?
625
00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,948
Welcome aboard,
Pootie Tang.
626
00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:14,852
Are you looking
for something, my friend?
627
00:40:14,921 --> 00:40:19,357
Are you?
I've got it all now.
628
00:40:19,426 --> 00:40:23,127
Shocking news today as beloved
Pootie Tang has agreed to endorse...
629
00:40:23,196 --> 00:40:26,464
Several controversial
products for Lecter Corp.,
630
00:40:26,532 --> 00:40:28,632
the infamous
giant corporation.
631
00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:31,336
Yo, fellas, somethin' on
the TV about Pootie Tang.
632
00:40:31,404 --> 00:40:33,471
Even my kids, man, looked up
to him. You know what I mean?
633
00:40:33,539 --> 00:40:37,308
They don't even look at dad
like they look at him.
634
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:40,511
But now since he crossed,
man, my little--
635
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:42,546
my little man came up to
me the other day and was like,
636
00:40:42,615 --> 00:40:44,548
"Man, how could he do
that bullshit, man?
637
00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,550
[Beep] That [beep]" I'm
lookin' at him like, "whoa."
638
00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:51,089
[Speaking Spanish]
639
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:54,158
[Continues in Spanish]
640
00:40:56,396 --> 00:41:00,831
Pootie Tang has made my children
cry. I'll not support him anymore.
641
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,801
Lecter Corp. effectively
owns the name Pootie Tang,
642
00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:07,405
his image and all copyrights
that go along with it.
643
00:41:07,474 --> 00:41:09,407
Mr. Lecter!
Mr. Lecter!
644
00:41:09,476 --> 00:41:12,743
Mr. Tang has agreed to do several
commercials endorsing our sneakers,
645
00:41:12,812 --> 00:41:16,381
food products and cigarettes,
whiskey, mace, switchblades, rat poison.
646
00:41:16,449 --> 00:41:18,383
[Woman] Mr. Lecter,
can we have a statement--
647
00:41:18,451 --> 00:41:20,618
♪ why you sell out,
Pootie ♪♪
648
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:23,787
Pootie?
Oh, no!
649
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:26,957
You know, Biggie Shorty,
I got to say,
650
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:30,328
I always had a high
opinion of Pootie Tang.
651
00:41:30,397 --> 00:41:33,197
But the way things are going
now, not only has he sold out,
652
00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:35,199
he's scraping
the bottom of the barrel.
653
00:41:35,268 --> 00:41:38,969
Pootie Tang was drugged
by that crazy-ass Ireenie.
654
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,372
- Haven't you been watchin' the movie?
- And that's what disturbs me.
655
00:41:41,441 --> 00:41:44,975
He's out there telling
kids not to go to school,
656
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,977
to eat fast food,
to do drugs.
657
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,481
This is not the Pootie Tang I
thought I knew and I used to admire.
658
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:54,318
- Pootie Tang-- he would never tell kids like that.
- You're in denial.
659
00:41:54,387 --> 00:41:56,587
He's out there doing dirt
to his own reputation. Look.
660
00:41:56,656 --> 00:42:00,224
- You don't know Pootie Tang.
- I don't know Pootie Tang?
661
00:42:00,293 --> 00:42:02,226
Believe me,
I know Pootie Tang,
662
00:42:02,295 --> 00:42:04,462
and this is not the Pootie
Tang I thought I knew.
663
00:42:04,531 --> 00:42:07,831
You know what? I thought a man of
your stature would have better sense...
664
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,833
Than to fall
for no mess like that.
665
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:14,705
[Sighs] Look, this
thing has all fallen apart.
666
00:42:14,774 --> 00:42:18,042
The man used to be admired
by people of all walks of life.
667
00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:20,445
And you know what?
668
00:42:20,513 --> 00:42:24,415
If the world is gonna fall for
this mess about my Pootie Tang,
669
00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:26,784
then maybe the world
don't deserve Pootie Tang.
670
00:42:26,852 --> 00:42:30,388
What do you think Pootie Tang
needs at this point in his life?
671
00:42:30,457 --> 00:42:32,923
He just needs some
of my good lovin'...
672
00:42:32,992 --> 00:42:35,759
And he will be all right.
673
00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,928
- You watch.
- I hope you're right.
674
00:42:37,997 --> 00:42:40,298
- I know I'm right.
- Yeah, we'll see.
675
00:42:40,366 --> 00:42:42,366
Yeah, we'll see.
That's right.
676
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,368
Watch.
I will.
677
00:42:46,406 --> 00:42:51,075
♪ You used to be a hero ♪
678
00:42:51,144 --> 00:42:55,980
♪ now you're just
a big, fat zero ♪♪
679
00:42:56,048 --> 00:42:58,349
[Trucky]
Pootie Tang was messed up.
680
00:42:58,418 --> 00:43:00,284
Punk bitch.
Sellout.
681
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,623
[Trucky] Look at him. Damn,
Pootie! Get a job, you bum.
682
00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:10,094
Get it together, man. Pootie
looked like who did it and ran.
683
00:43:10,163 --> 00:43:12,963
Pootie turned to the only
woman who could help him.
684
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:15,466
Biggie Shorty.
♪ Biggie Shorty ♪
685
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,904
♪ biggie, baby ♪♪
686
00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:25,976
Pootie!
687
00:43:26,045 --> 00:43:30,248
Aw, Pootie.
688
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,716
Poor Pootie Tang.
Tippi tai.
689
00:43:34,187 --> 00:43:37,622
That's all right.
Mama's got you.
690
00:43:37,690 --> 00:43:39,957
That's all right.
691
00:43:42,094 --> 00:43:44,629
Biggie Shorty's
gonna take care of you.
692
00:43:44,697 --> 00:43:46,930
Don't you worry.
693
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,000
Gonna have sex
with you too, you know.
694
00:43:50,069 --> 00:43:52,002
Finally.
695
00:43:59,279 --> 00:44:01,812
Are you sure you
gotta go, Pootie?
696
00:44:01,881 --> 00:44:03,814
Yeah.
697
00:44:03,883 --> 00:44:06,384
[Sucks teeth]
That's a damn shame.
698
00:44:06,452 --> 00:44:09,953
You were the best piece
of man I ever had.
699
00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:12,590
You know, you could just stay
here and live between my bosoms...
700
00:44:12,659 --> 00:44:16,126
For the rest
of your life.
701
00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:18,896
Pootie gotta flittie tai,
Biggie Shorty.
702
00:44:20,233 --> 00:44:23,334
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
703
00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:27,037
I guess as long as you gone they
can't make you do no more commercials.
704
00:44:27,106 --> 00:44:29,207
But where you gonna go?
705
00:44:30,776 --> 00:44:35,479
I tell you what. I got a little
farmhouse outside of Greenville.
706
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:38,716
It was my mama's. It ain't
much, but nobody's livin' there.
707
00:44:38,784 --> 00:44:43,153
You go out there, find
yourself, blah, blah, blah.
708
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:46,056
But then you come
back to me, okay?
709
00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:48,058
That's a fine tine, baby.
710
00:44:48,127 --> 00:44:52,896
Now, give me some of that bony ass
one more time before you hit the road.
711
00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:05,042
Man, I hates prison.
Prison sucks.
712
00:45:05,111 --> 00:45:07,278
I reckon
it's supposed to.
713
00:45:09,115 --> 00:45:11,048
You got somethin'
for me?
714
00:45:16,522 --> 00:45:19,189
Oh! Oh!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
715
00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:21,325
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
716
00:45:21,394 --> 00:45:25,429
Oh, this some fine dirt.
This is some good dirt.
717
00:45:25,498 --> 00:45:27,931
Oh! You know I'm
gonna hook you up.
718
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,933
Man, I hate
these bastards.
719
00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:32,336
They make me shower
every day.
720
00:45:32,405 --> 00:45:37,841
They never let me get dirty. I need
to be dirty. I'm Dirty Dee, damn it!
721
00:45:37,910 --> 00:45:40,010
Dirty Dee.
Huh?
722
00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:44,915
You gonna be dirty
again soon. I promise.
723
00:45:44,984 --> 00:45:47,084
It's that Pootie Tang.
724
00:45:47,153 --> 00:45:49,754
It's that Pootie Tang.
He got to be stopped.
725
00:45:49,822 --> 00:45:54,625
I'm the one that's got to stop
him. Pootie goddamn tang!
726
00:45:54,694 --> 00:45:57,978
♪ You gonna, you gotta
you gonna, you gotta ♪♪
727
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:02,065
Thank you. [Trucky]
Pootie! Pootie!
728
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,134
Pootie! Pootie!
729
00:46:04,203 --> 00:46:07,638
[Trucky] Pootie was headed to
the farm. I wanted to go with him.
730
00:46:07,707 --> 00:46:10,308
I wanna go with you, brother. 'Cause
everything that happened was all my fault.
731
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:13,678
Pootie, everything that
happened, man, it's all my fault.
732
00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:17,481
I told that bitch all about him. I told
this bitch all these things about you, man.
733
00:46:17,550 --> 00:46:20,250
She just used it against him.
And she just used it against you.
734
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,688
I was sorry. I'm sorry,
man. I'm so sorry.
735
00:46:23,756 --> 00:46:25,523
It was killing me.
It was killing me.
736
00:46:25,591 --> 00:46:28,258
Only did it for the ass. Only
did it for her ass, you understand.
737
00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:32,763
That deri-Teri was
all the dinie, huh?
738
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,399
I felt like he saved my life.
Pootie, man, I just feel like...
739
00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:37,401
You saved my life.
740
00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:40,070
And I messed his all up.
Now I messed yours all up.
741
00:46:40,139 --> 00:46:44,274
I wanted him to forgive me.
Can you ever forgive me, man?
742
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,578
Aw, Trucky.
743
00:46:47,647 --> 00:46:49,680
You my main damie, man.
744
00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:54,952
Ain't no bad tammie
between us.
745
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,888
I wondered if he meant it.
You mean it?
746
00:46:57,957 --> 00:47:01,191
I'm a baino Denny. I wanted
to go to the farm with him.
747
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:03,927
Can I go to the farm
with you, brother?
748
00:47:03,996 --> 00:47:05,963
Wa-da-tah!
749
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:08,799
All right! Me and
Pootie going to the farm!
750
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,035
Whoo! You know, I'm
lookin' forward to this farm life.
751
00:47:12,104 --> 00:47:14,037
Enough of the city
for me. Whoo!
752
00:47:15,608 --> 00:47:19,377
Yeah, this is just
what we need, Pootie.
753
00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:23,748
Live off the fat
of the land, work hard.
754
00:47:23,816 --> 00:47:27,084
Farming, farming, farming.
I can't wait, man.
755
00:47:27,152 --> 00:47:29,086
I cannot wait.
756
00:47:29,154 --> 00:47:32,322
We're gonna milk that cow.
Ooh-whoo!
757
00:47:32,392 --> 00:47:34,324
Get all that milk.
758
00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:36,560
Two-percent, fat free.
759
00:47:36,629 --> 00:47:40,898
Skim milk. All that,
man. Chocolate milk.
760
00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:44,835
I don't need
no television, cappuccino,
761
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:47,070
partying all night long.
762
00:47:47,139 --> 00:47:50,441
I'm want some blisters on my
hands, some sweat on my back.
763
00:47:50,510 --> 00:47:52,443
That's what I want, Pootie.
764
00:47:52,512 --> 00:47:54,445
[Grunts]
765
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,451
Shit!
766
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:04,455
Oh, man. My pants.
Oh, man! My damn pants.
767
00:48:04,524 --> 00:48:07,391
All right.
Farming, farming, farming.
768
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:18,669
[Grunting]
769
00:48:21,841 --> 00:48:24,842
Dirty shoes,
dirty pants,
770
00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:27,612
dirty shirt,
musty, stinky.
771
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,680
It's hotter than
a camel's hump out here, man.
772
00:48:29,749 --> 00:48:32,149
And mosquitos all over
my shirt. I can't do it, man.
773
00:48:32,218 --> 00:48:34,652
[Dog barking] Whose dog is
this dog following me around?
774
00:48:34,721 --> 00:48:36,854
Whose dog is that?
You don't know who dog that is.
775
00:48:36,922 --> 00:48:39,457
That could be anybody's dog.
It's too hot.
776
00:48:39,525 --> 00:48:41,459
You know you're hot.
777
00:48:43,563 --> 00:48:46,063
♪ Rip ♪
778
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,065
♪ sho' you right ♪
779
00:48:51,771 --> 00:48:53,704
♪ come on ♪
780
00:48:53,773 --> 00:48:56,140
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪
781
00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:59,143
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪
782
00:48:59,211 --> 00:49:01,111
♪ shing-a-ling shing
shing-a-ling shong ♪♪
783
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:04,882
[Trucky] I didn't wanna leave Pootie, but I
wasn't trying to hear all that survival shit.
784
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:08,319
Outback, my ass.
I need conveniences, man.
785
00:49:08,388 --> 00:49:11,822
On the other hand, Pootie
was lovin' every minute of it.
786
00:49:11,891 --> 00:49:15,559
He was rejuvenated. You
hear that? Rejuvenated.
787
00:49:15,628 --> 00:49:17,695
He was "juvenated" before,
lost it...
788
00:49:17,764 --> 00:49:20,164
And got "juvenated" again.
789
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,100
♪ That lasts ♪
790
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:25,286
♪ all night long ♪
791
00:49:25,355 --> 00:49:27,738
♪ home of the omino ♪
792
00:49:27,807 --> 00:49:30,341
♪ home of the domino ♪
793
00:49:30,410 --> 00:49:33,744
♪ home of the two-piece
and the pepper ♪
794
00:49:33,813 --> 00:49:36,814
And when Pootie planted
his first cornstalk,
795
00:49:36,882 --> 00:49:39,650
- damie.
- He was happy.
796
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,454
Too damn happy, if you ask me.
It was just corn.
797
00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:46,424
♪ I'm a southern girl ♪
♪ southern girl ♪
798
00:49:48,093 --> 00:49:50,093
♪ country-fied ♪ but that
was just what he needed...
799
00:49:50,162 --> 00:49:52,363
To take his mind
off his troubles.
800
00:49:52,432 --> 00:49:54,765
Rown on the crowny town.
801
00:49:54,834 --> 00:49:56,767
♪ You so country, yo ♪♪
802
00:49:58,438 --> 00:49:59,903
Mornin'.
803
00:50:03,976 --> 00:50:06,344
Hi, daddy.
Not now, Stacy, honey.
804
00:50:06,412 --> 00:50:09,714
Listen. There's a new fella here in
town. He's coming in here in a minute.
805
00:50:09,782 --> 00:50:11,649
So?
806
00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:15,252
So? So maybe you can
marry him, that's what so.
807
00:50:15,321 --> 00:50:17,254
Aw, daddy!
808
00:50:17,323 --> 00:50:21,559
Oh, come on.
Cut that shit out, Stacy.
809
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:24,362
Here he comes.
[Chuckles] [Sobbing]
810
00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:26,364
Yeah. Hey there.
811
00:50:26,432 --> 00:50:29,066
You got your can
filled all right?
812
00:50:30,603 --> 00:50:33,854
Oh. This here
is, uh, my daughter.
813
00:50:33,923 --> 00:50:35,840
Stacy.
814
00:50:42,014 --> 00:50:44,882
Dillie on,
815
00:50:44,950 --> 00:50:48,686
my damie.
[Shrieks]
816
00:50:50,322 --> 00:50:52,390
Oh!
817
00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:56,126
And she's a looker,
ain't she? Huh?
818
00:51:03,903 --> 00:51:08,305
♪ Oh, ah, ooh, baby ♪♪
819
00:51:08,374 --> 00:51:11,942
Ah, Dirty Dee.
820
00:51:13,379 --> 00:51:15,312
God, you stink.
821
00:51:15,381 --> 00:51:17,848
Thank you.
822
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:20,350
I wanna talk to you
about Pootie Tang.
823
00:51:20,419 --> 00:51:23,320
You mean public enemy
number one in my world.
824
00:51:23,389 --> 00:51:25,790
[All laughing]
825
00:51:25,858 --> 00:51:28,626
Huh? Right?
826
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,661
We learned that anything
can be addictive.
827
00:51:30,730 --> 00:51:35,433
We took our burgers and
pumped them so full of M.S.G...
828
00:51:35,501 --> 00:51:39,503
That people can't even
taste real food anymore.
829
00:51:39,572 --> 00:51:43,273
Today American kids don't eat
'cause they're hungry.
830
00:51:43,342 --> 00:51:47,745
They eat 'cause they just gotta
have another Lecter Burger.
831
00:51:49,381 --> 00:51:51,315
You see,
I own Pootie's name.
832
00:51:51,383 --> 00:51:55,085
He's mine. I don't need him
to sell my products anymore...
833
00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:58,355
Because I've got thousands
of them all over the country.
834
00:51:58,424 --> 00:52:02,793
I'm just gonna give them the
clothes and this training tape.
835
00:52:04,229 --> 00:52:07,030
And remember, when making
a public appearance,
836
00:52:07,099 --> 00:52:10,668
Pootie Tang always
struts like this.
837
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:20,010
Next week we're opening a brand-new
nationwide chain of burger stands.
838
00:52:23,950 --> 00:52:27,084
Pootie's
Bad Time Burgers.
839
00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:29,620
As a matter of fact, the only thing
that could mess up our little party...
840
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:33,056
Is if the real Pootie
showed up.
841
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:35,058
But that ain't
good enough.
842
00:52:37,062 --> 00:52:39,262
I want him dead.
[Dirty Dee] Yeah.
843
00:52:39,331 --> 00:52:43,934
I'd like to put that bitch in the
ground myself, but I ain't magical.
844
00:52:44,003 --> 00:52:45,936
I been tryin' to get
that Pootie for years.
845
00:52:46,005 --> 00:52:49,740
He done jailed or offed all
my boys. All I got left is Froggy.
846
00:52:49,809 --> 00:52:52,743
Nobody know
where Pootie's at.
847
00:52:52,812 --> 00:52:55,513
I know where he's at.
848
00:52:55,581 --> 00:52:57,515
I got people
everywhere, baby.
849
00:52:57,583 --> 00:53:01,084
Nobody can hide
from Corporate America.
850
00:53:01,153 --> 00:53:03,587
And as far
as how to beat him,
851
00:53:05,825 --> 00:53:08,626
maybe this will help.
852
00:53:10,997 --> 00:53:13,614
[Stacy]
Hello?
853
00:53:13,682 --> 00:53:17,250
Hello? [Trucky]
uh-oh. Look at this.
854
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:20,020
Remember her? That's
Stacy, the Sheriff's daughter.
855
00:53:20,088 --> 00:53:23,356
He's been trying to get her ass
married since she was 12 years old.
856
00:53:23,425 --> 00:53:26,359
Hello?
Is anybody here?
857
00:53:26,428 --> 00:53:28,395
Hello?
858
00:53:30,298 --> 00:53:33,233
Hello?
859
00:53:33,301 --> 00:53:37,337
Why, um--
i-I'm sorry. I, uh--
860
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:45,012
well, I-I made you
a pie... cake. Um--
861
00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,919
d-d-do you want
the pie?
862
00:53:54,456 --> 00:53:56,890
Ohh.
863
00:53:56,959 --> 00:54:01,227
I-I-I know
I'm not pretty or--
864
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,301
or sexy.
Y-Y-You--
865
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:13,406
you probably like a...
Sexy girl, right?
866
00:54:30,192 --> 00:54:32,659
Baby,
867
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:36,429
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
868
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,801
[Screaming]
869
00:54:44,372 --> 00:54:46,723
[Moaning, grunting]
870
00:54:49,044 --> 00:54:53,146
Now, see, that's what makes
Pootie Tang a real hero.
871
00:54:53,215 --> 00:54:55,983
He can't stand by and see
a woman not lovin' herself.
872
00:54:56,051 --> 00:54:58,185
He's gonna put
the love in her.
873
00:54:58,237 --> 00:55:01,688
Now, me, I say just
give her a compliment.
874
00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:04,791
Hey, I like your shoes.
Have you been workin' out?
875
00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,494
Girl, what you doin'
with your hair?
876
00:55:07,562 --> 00:55:10,430
But I tell you what,
877
00:55:10,499 --> 00:55:14,167
I'm only gonna buy this
hero shit but so many times.
878
00:55:16,071 --> 00:55:19,405
[Trucky] Back in the big city,
all hell was breaking loose.
879
00:55:19,474 --> 00:55:22,076
I'm talking about
drug dealin', drug usin',
880
00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:25,045
Booty shakin',
too much damn TV,
881
00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:28,798
drinkin', people eating too
much, gettin' all fat and sloppy,
882
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:32,619
fightin', kids out of school,
ain't nobody readin',
883
00:55:32,687 --> 00:55:34,771
people actin'
a straight damn fool.
884
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,840
And Corporate America
was just loving it.
885
00:55:36,909 --> 00:55:39,259
Look at them.
It's a party now.
886
00:55:39,327 --> 00:55:42,963
Since he left, it just changed.
Everything just went bonkers.
887
00:55:43,032 --> 00:55:45,532
Everybody lost their mind
and what not.
888
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,534
Pootie Tang,
you shouldn't do this.
889
00:55:47,602 --> 00:55:49,936
You should come back to
the city, where you belong.
890
00:55:55,377 --> 00:55:57,577
[Trucky] Back on the
farm, the worst happened.
891
00:55:57,646 --> 00:56:00,113
Pootie Tang's cornstalk died.
892
00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:02,248
And for the third time
in his life,
893
00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:05,518
Pootie lost the only thing
that was important to him.
894
00:56:05,587 --> 00:56:10,256
First his family, then his belt,
and now his corn died.
895
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,060
Farm life was
driving Pootie crazy.
896
00:56:13,128 --> 00:56:15,395
He must have lost his
damn mind. Look at him.
897
00:56:15,463 --> 00:56:18,732
Down on his knees,
crying over a piece of corn.
898
00:56:18,801 --> 00:56:22,368
Not even popcorn.
Regular damn corn.
899
00:56:22,437 --> 00:56:24,470
Pootie Tang had lost all hope,
900
00:56:24,539 --> 00:56:27,157
and it was gonna take
a miracle to bring him back.
901
00:56:29,411 --> 00:56:32,179
[Daddy Tang]
Pootie.
902
00:56:32,247 --> 00:56:34,347
Pootie Tang!
903
00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:46,593
Up here, Pootie.
904
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,079
Hey, watch the leaves.
905
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:13,019
Daddy? You damn
right I'm your daddy.
906
00:57:13,088 --> 00:57:16,189
Pootie, what you doin' runnin'
away from your problems?
907
00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:18,391
- Did I teach you like that?
- [Mumbling]
908
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:20,393
Hey, don't you
mumble, boy!
909
00:57:20,462 --> 00:57:22,395
[Cowbells ringing]
Pootie, my boy.
910
00:57:22,464 --> 00:57:24,397
Mama Di.
911
00:57:24,466 --> 00:57:28,635
Pootie, you're a good man.
I'm proud of you.
912
00:57:28,703 --> 00:57:33,406
You have so much love in you,
and you can give it like a gift.
913
00:57:33,475 --> 00:57:37,543
Your father was wrong to
tell you to guard it like a secret.
914
00:57:37,612 --> 00:57:41,047
- W-W-What was that?
- Shut your mouth!
915
00:57:41,116 --> 00:57:43,817
- Woman!
- You corn-ass fool!
916
00:57:46,221 --> 00:57:50,056
Pootie, teach the world
right from wrong,
917
00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:53,293
but love the world
at the same time.
918
00:57:53,361 --> 00:57:55,295
That's the key.
919
00:57:55,364 --> 00:57:57,164
Where's
your belt, boy?
920
00:57:57,232 --> 00:57:59,166
You let some girl
get your belt.
921
00:57:59,234 --> 00:58:02,035
You let the ladies
get your belt.
922
00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:05,605
I knew that would happen. Now
you done lost all your confidence.
923
00:58:05,674 --> 00:58:08,842
I'll tell you something, Pootie,
ain't nothing special about that belt.
924
00:58:08,911 --> 00:58:11,678
I bought it at piggly
wiggly for 95 cents.
925
00:58:11,746 --> 00:58:13,847
You don't never need
that belt, boy,
926
00:58:13,916 --> 00:58:16,183
'cause you got
the goodness in your heart.
927
00:58:16,251 --> 00:58:19,419
Now you need to go out there
and take that and kick some ass.
928
00:58:19,487 --> 00:58:22,956
[Mumbling] Hey,
don't you mumble, boy!
929
00:58:23,025 --> 00:58:24,958
Now, go out there,
take that goodness...
930
00:58:25,027 --> 00:58:26,960
And teach the world
right from wrong.
931
00:58:27,029 --> 00:58:28,945
Now git!
932
00:58:52,787 --> 00:58:55,521
I, uh--
933
00:58:55,590 --> 00:58:59,359
I think maybe you and me
got something to talk about.
934
00:58:59,427 --> 00:59:01,394
I, uh--
935
00:59:01,463 --> 00:59:06,432
I understand you and
Stacy there... [Clears throat]
936
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,468
Got to know
each other, huh?
937
00:59:08,536 --> 00:59:10,603
[Bell dings]
938
00:59:16,245 --> 00:59:18,745
Had yourself
a little time there, eh?
939
00:59:18,813 --> 00:59:21,614
Huh? Huh?
940
00:59:23,151 --> 00:59:25,718
Yeah.
[Laughing]
941
00:59:28,891 --> 00:59:33,459
Oh, that's terrific!
Well, partner,
942
00:59:33,528 --> 00:59:35,495
when's the wedding, huh?
943
00:59:37,165 --> 00:59:38,999
Huh?
944
00:59:39,067 --> 00:59:41,101
[Clicks]
945
00:59:41,169 --> 00:59:44,804
Like I say, I sure would
be mighty proud...
946
00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:47,240
To have you
for a son-in-law.
947
00:59:47,309 --> 00:59:49,542
♪♪
948
00:59:49,611 --> 00:59:54,414
♪ low-down and dirty boy, you
know what I'm 'bout ♪ [Horn honking]
949
00:59:54,482 --> 00:59:58,351
♪ Stay out my way and
keep my name out your mouth ♪
950
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,121
♪♪ [continues]
951
01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:05,292
What the hell?
952
01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:27,080
Pootie Tang!
Pootie Tang!
953
01:00:27,149 --> 01:00:30,650
Uh-huh! What you
doin' way out here?
954
01:00:30,718 --> 01:00:33,987
You know these guys?
955
01:00:39,611 --> 01:00:45,381
You ain't come one,
but many tine tanies.
956
01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:49,819
Well, I gets by with a
little help from my friends.
957
01:00:49,888 --> 01:00:54,624
Now, listen here, fellas,
we don't want no trouble here.
958
01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:57,827
Why don't you just
move on through, huh?
959
01:00:59,230 --> 01:01:01,932
What up, hopalong? You
just back off there, young man.
960
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,535
I'm Sheriff of this here county.
[Trucky] damn! Hold up, hold up!
961
01:01:05,604 --> 01:01:08,872
Rewind that. Go back. Go back.
Let me see that one more time!
962
01:01:08,941 --> 01:01:10,874
I'm Sheriff
of this here county.
963
01:01:10,943 --> 01:01:15,812
Oh! That had to hurt his ass!
I know he's embarrassed.
964
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:18,748
Slap him like a bitch!
965
01:01:18,817 --> 01:01:22,518
Pow-ya! Ooh!
He shouldn't have done that.
966
01:01:22,587 --> 01:01:25,789
He done messed around and got
Pootie Tang mad, baby. Come on, Pootie!
967
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,160
Question:
Where do you think you--
968
01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:33,563
wait! Hold up!
Hold up, Pootie.
969
01:01:34,866 --> 01:01:39,202
Yeah! Hah hah hah!
Capa-town, my ass!
970
01:01:40,438 --> 01:01:43,339
Oh, you not so bad
now, are you?
971
01:02:13,138 --> 01:02:14,337
Huh?
972
01:02:20,045 --> 01:02:21,310
Yeah.
973
01:02:27,152 --> 01:02:29,919
[Belt hissing]
974
01:02:36,028 --> 01:02:39,428
♪ Make 'em say ugh, ugh ♪
975
01:02:39,497 --> 01:02:42,065
♪ na-na na-na
na-na na-na ♪
976
01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:44,901
♪ make 'em say ugh
ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
977
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:47,270
♪ ugh, ugh, ugh
ugh, ugh, ugh ♪
978
01:02:47,338 --> 01:02:49,272
♪ make 'em say ugh ♪♪
979
01:02:49,340 --> 01:02:52,042
Ugh, ugh.
980
01:02:57,149 --> 01:02:59,615
Guess you, um,
981
01:02:59,685 --> 01:03:01,885
slapped him like
a bitch, huh?
982
01:03:01,953 --> 01:03:05,755
[Chuckling]
Yeah.
983
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:08,257
Now,
984
01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:11,360
[clicks]
Like I was sayin'--
985
01:03:11,429 --> 01:03:17,867
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
986
01:03:17,936 --> 01:03:23,740
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
♪ yes, I do ♪
987
01:03:23,809 --> 01:03:26,109
[Horn honking]
988
01:03:26,178 --> 01:03:28,078
♪ I wanna be your man ♪♪
989
01:03:28,146 --> 01:03:30,379
[Trucky] I was searching
for Pootie high and low,
990
01:03:30,448 --> 01:03:32,816
then I finally remembered
he was at the farm.
991
01:03:32,884 --> 01:03:35,118
All this time I had been talking
about the farm. [Horn honks]
992
01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:38,521
How the hell did I forget
he was at the damn farm?
993
01:03:38,590 --> 01:03:41,557
Anyway, I got there
just in the Nick of time.
994
01:03:41,626 --> 01:03:44,260
Oh, Pootie, you got
to come back to the city...
995
01:03:44,329 --> 01:03:46,629
Right now.
What's the dabble, di?
996
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,132
Hey, there's a wedding
going on here.
997
01:03:49,201 --> 01:03:51,534
Man, they are using
your face, man.
998
01:03:51,603 --> 01:03:54,470
They're making you sell these
products, man, even when you're not there.
999
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,672
I'm talkin' about
cigarettes, man.
1000
01:03:56,741 --> 01:04:00,309
And look. Malt liquor?
Pootie Tang malt liquor?
1001
01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,678
They got all these
Pootie-alikes, man.
1002
01:04:02,747 --> 01:04:04,814
You know what I'm saying?
Hawkin' all this shit.
1003
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,816
And everybody thinks
it's you, man, really.
1004
01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:10,586
Come back to the city and let
everybody know the truth, man.
1005
01:04:10,655 --> 01:04:12,588
Come on!
1006
01:04:23,368 --> 01:04:25,768
All right, Pootie Tang!
Whoo!
1007
01:04:30,008 --> 01:04:33,676
Oh, ho ho ho!
I ain't the marrying type.
1008
01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:37,313
I don't make my bed. I leave
the toilet seat up all the time.
1009
01:04:37,382 --> 01:04:39,315
I'm a single--
1010
01:04:39,384 --> 01:04:42,551
oh, but she is
a lovely lady though.
1011
01:04:52,664 --> 01:04:57,033
Pootie Tang and I are thrilled
to be opening this,
1012
01:04:57,102 --> 01:05:02,138
the first Pootie Tang
bad time burger restaurant.
1013
01:05:02,207 --> 01:05:05,741
Right, Pootie?
Sa da tay.
1014
01:05:05,810 --> 01:05:08,411
Sa da tay. Got that?
1015
01:05:08,479 --> 01:05:13,149
That ain't Pootie Tang.
That's doodie tang.
1016
01:05:13,218 --> 01:05:15,151
You know, that ain't
Pootie Tang neither.
1017
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:17,153
I know it ain't
Pootie Tang!
1018
01:05:17,222 --> 01:05:19,189
I know it ain't
Pootie Tang!
1019
01:05:19,257 --> 01:05:21,490
I just said
it ain't Pootie Tang!
1020
01:05:21,559 --> 01:05:24,260
It's doodie tang!
Shut up!
1021
01:05:24,329 --> 01:05:27,263
Sepatown, tipi tais.
1022
01:05:27,332 --> 01:05:29,265
There you go.
Sepatown, tipi tais.
1023
01:05:29,334 --> 01:05:31,767
[Tires screeching]
1024
01:05:33,671 --> 01:05:35,604
Oh, Christ.
1025
01:05:35,673 --> 01:05:37,707
[Woman]
Hey, that's Pootie Tang.
1026
01:05:37,775 --> 01:05:39,742
Wa-da-tah.
1027
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:41,777
Don't pay attention to him.
That's nobody.
1028
01:05:41,846 --> 01:05:44,314
This is Pootie Tang here.
1029
01:05:44,382 --> 01:05:47,217
Yes. I'm Pootie.
1030
01:05:47,285 --> 01:05:50,753
Now, clap it up, my hammies.
1031
01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:54,557
Rinatine, my America.
1032
01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:58,061
Coola may, my ca--
1033
01:06:01,699 --> 01:06:03,632
[feedback]
1034
01:06:03,701 --> 01:06:05,634
You think you've
solved the problem?
1035
01:06:05,703 --> 01:06:07,703
Well, guess again.
1036
01:06:07,772 --> 01:06:09,705
[Whistles]
1037
01:06:13,278 --> 01:06:17,046
See, I got more Pooties
than you, Pootie.
1038
01:06:26,324 --> 01:06:28,791
You're not only late,
but you're outnumbered.
1039
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,694
And by this time tomorrow, there'll
be so many Pooties out there,
1040
01:06:31,763 --> 01:06:33,696
you won't matter.
1041
01:06:33,765 --> 01:06:34,931
Ha!
1042
01:06:36,734 --> 01:06:41,070
He ain't alone, Mr. Rich
man. I'm here too.
1043
01:06:42,507 --> 01:06:45,425
Wa-da-tah!
1044
01:06:49,915 --> 01:06:52,381
Yeah, baby. Come on.
1045
01:07:00,191 --> 01:07:01,674
Come on.
1046
01:07:04,612 --> 01:07:05,628
Bitch!
1047
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,766
[Cheering]
Pootie! Pootie!
1048
01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:23,446
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
1049
01:07:27,469 --> 01:07:30,320
You lookin' at my ass?
1050
01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:12,528
Uh-huh. You bastards
ain't going anyplace!
1051
01:08:17,602 --> 01:08:20,736
Bye-bye, bad time!
1052
01:08:29,147 --> 01:08:32,348
All right!
I got 'em, Pootie!
1053
01:08:34,352 --> 01:08:36,285
Capachow.
1054
01:08:36,354 --> 01:08:39,355
Yea! Yeah!
Pootie!
1055
01:08:39,424 --> 01:08:43,626
Pootie Tang is back!
Pootie Tang!
1056
01:08:43,694 --> 01:08:47,430
[Belt cracking] No,
no! No, Pootie, no!
1057
01:08:47,499 --> 01:08:49,765
I got to say the nay-no,
my brother.
1058
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,935
[Groaning]
1059
01:08:55,373 --> 01:08:57,773
What will you do now,
Pootie?
1060
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:01,144
We're gonna get married.
Yeah.
1061
01:09:01,212 --> 01:09:04,580
[Crowd cheering] [Trucky]
and that's the way it went down.
1062
01:09:04,649 --> 01:09:08,418
Pootie Tang got his man,
and Biggie Shorty got her man.
1063
01:09:08,486 --> 01:09:11,387
But not before she handled
one little piece of business.
1064
01:09:11,456 --> 01:09:13,456
[Doorbell rings]
1065
01:09:19,164 --> 01:09:21,330
Oh, hi.
1066
01:09:39,484 --> 01:09:42,818
Man, it is hot today!
1067
01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:46,322
Ooh, it's hot out here, man.
It is hot today!
1068
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:48,424
You know, it's hot out.
1069
01:09:50,328 --> 01:09:52,295
Yeah, I just said that.
I said it's hot out here, man.
1070
01:09:52,363 --> 01:09:54,464
Yeah, you know,
it's hot too.
1071
01:09:56,134 --> 01:09:59,668
Yeah, that's why I said
it, man! It is hot out here!
1072
01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,670
I know. I'm just
saying it's hot too.
1073
01:10:06,277 --> 01:10:08,877
And as for me, Trucky--
1074
01:10:08,946 --> 01:10:11,180
oh, shit! My lasagna!
What?
1075
01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,216
Oh, goddamn it, Trucky!
1076
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:15,485
I can't believe you burned
that lasagna again!
1077
01:10:15,553 --> 01:10:18,254
Who I look like?
I'm not chef boyardee!
1078
01:10:18,323 --> 01:10:21,073
You've been burning things
since the day--
1079
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,961
you know, that is the longest
damn movie clip I've ever seen.
1080
01:10:26,030 --> 01:10:27,963
But then again,
you're Pootie Tang.
1081
01:10:28,032 --> 01:10:30,132
Well, sa da tay.
1082
01:10:30,201 --> 01:10:32,801
Exactly. Pootie Tang, it's
been biddie having you by.
1083
01:10:32,870 --> 01:10:36,639
Ah, Bob, I dabe ba samie,
my brother.
1084
01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:38,541
Cole me on the Panny Sty.
1085
01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,578
I'm sorry.
What was that?
1086
01:10:42,647 --> 01:10:46,982
Cole-- Cole me
on the Panny Sty.
1087
01:10:47,051 --> 01:10:49,318
What the hell
are you talking about?
1088
01:10:53,924 --> 01:10:56,259
Cole me down
on the Panny Sty?
1089
01:10:56,327 --> 01:10:59,495
Oh, cole me down
on the Panny Sty!
1090
01:10:59,564 --> 01:11:02,632
All right! Thank you, Pootie
Tang, thank you! Yeah, baby, yeah!
1091
01:11:07,104 --> 01:11:11,440
Hey, Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang,
Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang!
1092
01:11:11,509 --> 01:11:13,776
Oh, I love him!
I love Pootie Tang!
1093
01:11:13,844 --> 01:11:16,646
Oh! Oh!
Pootie! Pootie!
1094
01:11:16,714 --> 01:11:18,947
Oh, he's so sexy!
He's so sexy!
1095
01:11:19,016 --> 01:11:22,418
I love Pootie!
Aah! Pootie!
1096
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:25,454
Oh, Pootie!
Oh, Pootie Tang!
1097
01:11:25,523 --> 01:11:28,491
Oh, Pootie Tang!
Aah! Aah!
1098
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,959
Oh, I love you, Pootie!
1099
01:11:31,028 --> 01:11:33,762
Aah! [Man] cut!
1100
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,931
♪♪ [Instrumental] Pootie
Tang got three gold records.
1101
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,203
Pootie get all the grammies because
he's Pootie Tang. Yes, he's terrific.
1102
01:11:40,271 --> 01:11:42,871
I don't think he's so great.
1103
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,708
[Music stops]
1104
01:11:46,777 --> 01:11:49,111
Uh-oh. Uh-oh, girl.
1105
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:51,581
Uh-oh, now.
Pootie's got you now.
1106
01:11:51,649 --> 01:11:55,217
Ha ha! Pootie about to make
reservations on you now, girl!
1107
01:11:55,286 --> 01:11:58,287
Oh, girl,
the red phone is blinkin'!
1108
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,961
He done got you in the radar,
baby. Pootie got you now, girl!
1109
01:12:05,029 --> 01:12:07,296
Whoo!
Red phone ringin', baby!
1110
01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:10,132
Red phone ringin'.
Red phone-- ow!
1111
01:12:12,003 --> 01:12:15,071
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
1112
01:12:15,139 --> 01:12:18,574
I guess as long as you gone, they
can't make you do no more movies.
1113
01:12:18,642 --> 01:12:22,578
Oh! No more movies.
[Man] let's do that line again.
1114
01:12:22,646 --> 01:12:25,915
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine.
1115
01:12:25,984 --> 01:12:31,871
[Screaming]
1116
01:12:33,591 --> 01:12:35,457
[Screaming]
1117
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:41,730
♪♪
1118
01:12:41,799 --> 01:12:45,067
♪ I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny kine ♪
1119
01:12:49,607 --> 01:12:54,343
We don't like no trouble
around here, you know.
1120
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,345
It's a quiet town.
1121
01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:00,249
You look all right though.
1122
01:13:01,786 --> 01:13:04,954
A little weird though,
ain't ya?
1123
01:13:05,023 --> 01:13:08,224
That's my panny, di.
1124
01:13:08,293 --> 01:13:11,127
Well,
1125
01:13:11,195 --> 01:13:13,129
I suppose so.
1126
01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:17,366
Yeah, baby,
it's time to get dirty!
1127
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,418
Yeah!
♪ low-down and dirty ♪
1128
01:13:19,487 --> 01:13:23,205
♪ boy, you know
what I'm 'bout ♪
1129
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:26,943
♪ stay our my way and
keep my name out your mouth ♪
1130
01:13:27,011 --> 01:13:29,611
♪ 'cause I'm low-down, dirty
out-fist ya early ♪
1131
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,214
♪ stay up early
to catch the worm ♪
1132
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:34,216
♪ now, you can slip if you wanna
let me get you on the corner ♪
1133
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,936
♪ believe me, you receivin'
some bodily harm ♪♪
1134
01:13:37,005 --> 01:13:40,022
Yeah.
1135
01:13:40,091 --> 01:13:42,925
I can't hear a word you're saying
'cause I got earplugs in, my man.
1136
01:13:42,994 --> 01:13:45,328
But I'm gonna try somethin'.
Yeah!
1137
01:13:45,396 --> 01:13:48,264
[Man] Boom! That's it.
And everybody run away!
1138
01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,799
Run, run, run, run, run!
1139
01:13:52,670 --> 01:13:55,737
No, Pootie stays!
[Crew laughing]
1140
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,741
[Crew cheering]
1141
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:03,712
♪♪
1142
01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:08,784
♪ see, right about now
it's going down like this ♪
1143
01:14:08,853 --> 01:14:11,420
♪ Little J, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1144
01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:13,289
♪ Pootie Tang, baby ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1145
01:14:13,358 --> 01:14:16,525
♪ Mowtown, baby ♪ ♪ whoa,
whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1146
01:14:16,594 --> 01:14:19,561
♪ hey, you know what ♪
♪ I'm gonna get things my way ♪
1147
01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:21,897
♪ 'cause I know how to play it
in the right way ♪
1148
01:14:21,966 --> 01:14:25,484
♪ 0-7-365 days
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1149
01:14:25,553 --> 01:14:28,204
♪ and y'all sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1150
01:14:28,272 --> 01:14:30,906
♪ girl, sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1151
01:14:30,975 --> 01:14:33,609
♪ girl, sing his name ♪
♪ Little J ♪
1152
01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:36,212
♪ whoa, whoa, whoa
whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1153
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,747
♪ Little J ♪♪
1154
01:14:39,950 --> 01:14:43,652
I'm gonna sine your kitty
on the sepatime.
1155
01:14:43,721 --> 01:14:45,687
♪♪
[belt cracks]
1156
01:14:51,629 --> 01:14:53,695
♪ Whoa, Pootie Tang ♪
1157
01:14:53,764 --> 01:14:55,931
♪ you gonna sine that pitty
Pootie Tang ♪
1158
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,267
♪ you gotta sine that pitty
Pootie Tang ♪
1159
01:14:58,336 --> 01:15:00,836
♪ you gonna, you gotta
you gonna, you gotta ♪
1160
01:15:02,673 --> 01:15:06,075
[Pootie Tang] I'm gonna sine
your pitty on the runny kine.
1161
01:15:10,081 --> 01:15:12,548
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
love the ladies ♪
1162
01:15:12,616 --> 01:15:14,883
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
sabe his damies ♪
1163
01:15:14,952 --> 01:15:17,119
♪ Pootie Tang, be careful
the children ♪
1164
01:15:17,188 --> 01:15:19,221
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
dai on the dildren ♪
1165
01:15:19,290 --> 01:15:21,890
♪ Pootie Tang gonna
he gonna, he gotta ♪
1166
01:15:21,959 --> 01:15:23,892
♪ he gotta ♪
1167
01:15:27,498 --> 01:15:31,434
♪ whoa, if you're
sellin' drugs ♪
1168
01:15:31,502 --> 01:15:34,437
Baby, I'm gonna sine
your pitty...
1169
01:15:34,505 --> 01:15:37,139
On the runny...
1170
01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,558
Kine.
1171
01:15:39,627 --> 01:15:41,377
Man! Pootie
done did it again!
1172
01:15:41,446 --> 01:15:43,212
♪ Ohh ♪
1173
01:15:43,281 --> 01:15:45,747
7-0-2.
1174
01:15:45,816 --> 01:15:47,816
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1175
01:15:47,885 --> 01:15:53,622
♪ oh, oh, oh
whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1176
01:15:53,691 --> 01:15:56,525
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1177
01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:59,462
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1178
01:15:59,530 --> 01:16:02,231
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1179
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:05,601
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1180
01:16:05,669 --> 01:16:08,604
♪ Pootie is a shot-callin' player
stackin' nothin' but papers ♪
1181
01:16:08,672 --> 01:16:11,474
♪ he gets his mack on with
flavor ♪ ♪ always playin' ♪
1182
01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:14,876
♪ when he goes out kickin' and
clubbin' or when he's with B.B. Bumpin' ♪
1183
01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:17,613
♪ he knows the ladies they
love him ♪ ♪ Pootie tangin' ♪
1184
01:16:17,681 --> 01:16:20,849
♪ and he's got this look in his
eyes like I'm his number one prize ♪
1185
01:16:20,918 --> 01:16:23,752
♪ and yet still he
maintains composure ♪
1186
01:16:23,821 --> 01:16:26,722
♪ so when you're doin' your
thing do it like Pootie Tang ♪
1187
01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:29,608
♪ he hangs for some time
we get to know ya ♪
1188
01:16:29,677 --> 01:16:32,728
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1189
01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:35,397
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1190
01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:38,734
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1191
01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:41,670
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1192
01:16:41,739 --> 01:16:44,240
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1193
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:47,576
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1194
01:16:47,645 --> 01:16:50,613
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1195
01:16:50,681 --> 01:16:53,649
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1196
01:16:53,717 --> 01:16:55,134
♪ Pootie, you know
you're one in a million ♪
1197
01:16:55,203 --> 01:16:57,202
♪ you speakin'
what you be feelin' ♪
1198
01:16:57,271 --> 01:16:59,688
♪ and now you got me
I'm willin' ♪
1199
01:16:59,757 --> 01:17:01,356
♪ wanna breathe the air
that you're breathin' ♪
1200
01:17:01,425 --> 01:17:05,628
♪ shall we tell you the reason I
think I'm what you be needin' ♪
1201
01:17:05,696 --> 01:17:08,564
♪ come on, baby let's take a
ride just wanna be by your side ♪
1202
01:17:08,633 --> 01:17:11,367
♪ got a feeling like
it's my duty ♪
1203
01:17:11,435 --> 01:17:14,720
♪ to let you share my world
just wanna be your girl ♪
1204
01:17:14,789 --> 01:17:17,439
♪ 'cause I like the way
you're tangin', Pootie ♪
1205
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:20,643
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1206
01:17:20,711 --> 01:17:23,712
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1207
01:17:23,781 --> 01:17:26,748
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1208
01:17:26,817 --> 01:17:29,951
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1209
01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:32,621
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1210
01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:35,424
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1211
01:17:35,493 --> 01:17:38,394
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1212
01:17:38,462 --> 01:17:42,264
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1213
01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:43,865
♪♪ [indistinct]
1214
01:17:43,934 --> 01:17:45,801
♪ Hey ♪
1215
01:17:45,869 --> 01:17:51,139
♪♪ [indistinct]
1216
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:53,642
♪ Ooh ohh ♪
1217
01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:55,877
♪♪ [indistinct]
1218
01:17:55,946 --> 01:17:58,347
♪ Ooh ♪
1219
01:17:58,416 --> 01:18:00,583
♪ boy, you kill me ♪
1220
01:18:00,668 --> 01:18:02,418
♪♪ [indistinct]
1221
01:18:02,486 --> 01:18:06,288
♪ Ooh, he's Pootie tangin' ♪
1222
01:18:06,357 --> 01:18:08,890
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1223
01:18:08,959 --> 01:18:11,627
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1224
01:18:11,696 --> 01:18:14,396
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1225
01:18:14,465 --> 01:18:18,367
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1226
01:18:18,436 --> 01:18:20,569
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1227
01:18:20,638 --> 01:18:23,639
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1228
01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:26,475
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1229
01:18:26,544 --> 01:18:30,846
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1230
01:18:41,992 --> 01:18:44,660
♪ If you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1231
01:18:44,729 --> 01:18:48,029
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1232
01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:50,599
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1233
01:18:50,668 --> 01:18:53,435
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1234
01:18:53,504 --> 01:18:56,672
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1235
01:18:56,741 --> 01:18:59,708
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1236
01:18:59,777 --> 01:19:02,578
♪ if you think
you're Pootie tangin' ♪
1237
01:19:02,647 --> 01:19:06,415
♪ on the dance floor shake
your thing it's all right, all right ♪
1238
01:19:06,484 --> 01:19:08,517
Capachow.
1239
01:19:08,586 --> 01:19:11,353
Sepatime.
Wa-da-tah.
1240
01:19:11,422 --> 01:19:13,355
Yeah, baby.
1241
01:21:01,599 --> 01:21:03,532
Sa da tay.
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