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Scents of Intimate Lingerie

Good evening, honey.

Do you want to warm up at my place?

It depends.

What are you offering me?

How about a massage of your cock between my tits?

Yeah, how much?

Five hundred francs. And one thousand francs without condom.

Your breasts turn me on.

But I only have this much on me.

Are you kidding me?

Get lost!

Who do you think you are?

With these tits, it's more than enough.

Oh, you're really kidding me!

At that price you can have Lise.

She's sixty years old.

- She'll suck you for fifty bucks. - Yeah.

Beat it, cheapskate.

Hello, Armand.

I didn't expect to see you at the office.

Yeah.

Here, look.

It's your ex-wife, she needs money.

Again!

Bills.

Just bills, always bills!

Lawyer.

Rent, electricity, telephone.

- And this, what is it? - What?

1200 francs.

For two persons!

They're completely nuts. It wasn't that expensive!

That's not the problem.

This time, the situation is critical, Christian.

We're heading for bankruptcy.

I told you you're spending too much money, that's all.

Do you think that spending 1200 francs for a meal is reasonable?

- Forget it, it's ancient history. - Come on!

For saving money, I take the bus.

Yes, I know, but you should have kept your car.

I had to sell her.

Well, find a solution! Someone could lend us money!

There is no solution.

I'll never get a loan again. It's your turn now.

That's a great idea!

Why always me? How about Nicole?

You think she throws her money down the drain.

At least, you could try.

She has always loved you.

All right, I'll try.

But I can't promise you anything.

- Goodbye. - Good luck.

Thanks.

Here.

- To your health. - To your health, too.

And to a better future.

Armand, you look worried. Do you want to talk about it?

Well, actually,

Christian and me... At the moment we have difficulties.

No orders. And on top of that, some debts.

It's not going well.

What are we going to become?

Don't worry, I will help you settle your debts.

You're very sweet but I don't like to borrow.

Especially from a woman. For me it's a principle.

We'll find a solution. Let's talk of other things.

We must not mix love with business.

Oh yes, go on, go on.

- Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, sir.

It's pretty cold.

- Looks like it's going to snow. - Yes, it could be.

- "Paris rencontre", please. - Yes.

I need to warm up, if you know what I mean.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you.

How dumb I've been.

I should have accepted her money.

What will I tell Christian?

He will be furious at me.

In the end, you chickened out and we're out of business.

You think it's easy to take money from Nicole.

I can't bring myself to do it. We must find another solution.

Here, for a woman it's easier.

Listen to this.

Woman, forty years old, buxom, without any complexes.

With shaved pussy, welcomes you day and night.

How about this one:

Exotic woman, twenty years old, sweet and affectionate...

That's it!

- Now that's a great idea! - What?

We put ads and we get paid to fuck.

Have you ever thought how many women get bored at home?

And do you know what they're thinking?

"Where can I find a big cock to fuck me?"

There's business to be done.

How do we do it?

You think we're gonna fuck them here, in the office.

I'd like something more comfortable.

I have an idea. A good idea.

I have an uncle who owns a villa.

He is an annuitant.

What are you waiting for? You should take his money.

The house is not occupied.

My uncle has settled in Mauritius Island.

I already fucked a girl there, of course Nicole doesn't know.

So, what's your idea?

Idiot! You don't get it!

This villa is spacious and isolated. It's ideal for our project.

That's exactly what we need.

And there is no rent to pay.

Well, the house problem is resolved.

Now, how can we attract customers?

The ads and...

By reputation. After all, we're not bad looking.

No, I look great.

Well then, let's go!

Let's inspect the place.

I would have never thought that advertising would lead me to this.

- Please, dear madam. - Please, sir.

Here we are.

Here, this will be the reception desk.

In this spot, we will have a desk.

And here, this will be the cloakroom.

Upstairs, the bedrooms and the bathroom.

Everything has been completely redone.

- There is also a big attic. - Yes.

- It's big. - Yes, but first things first:

the great lounge.

This way.

Here we are.

We just have to remove the dust sheets, and there you have it.

I thought about something, Armand. I don't know if you thought about it.

Who's going to fuck the older ones?

I don't know.

But, logically,

- Since you fuck every girl you meet. - Yes.

- It'll be you. - No way.

If my memory serves me correctly, it was your idea.

So you'll have to handle this.

- You're too kind. - I've always been generous.

Yes, I noticed it.

- What do you mean? - With my money, my women.

- You're exaggerating. - Never mind.

- That's my good old Armand! - I'm used to it.

In the end, it's true that you're great.

Maybe, but upstairs there is still work to be done.

Don't wear yourself out.

Save your energy.

If someone calls, we must be ready to answer the desires of these ladies.

We must keep our reputation high.

Hello, this is 51-99-25.

Hello, I have your ad right in front of me.

Armand!

Have you got some time this morning?

I'd like to relax a little.

- What's going on? - It works, I have a client.

I'd like to ask if you accept to fulfill special desires.

It depend on how much you're willing to pay, madam.

Do you do massages?

Massages?

I have what it takes.

Give me details.

Well, I'm in my mid-thirties.

No, not that. I mean the size.

About five foot six.

No, not that. I'm talking about your penis.

Tell her, it's big.

About seven inches.

That's pretty decent.

Maybe a little more.

And how much does it cost?

Give me a price.

Every orgasm cost one thousand francs.

Mine or yours?

- Mine, naturally. - Well, it's settled.

I'll be there in half an hour.

Alright, half an hour.

Wait, let me give you our address.

It's 69 Colonel Molle Street.

- Nice, do you practice it? - What?

The 69. Do I need to draw you a picture?

- No. - Very good, that's better.

By the way, what's your name?

I'm Christian.

See you in a bit, madam.

- My first client. - Perfect.

Tell me, what if she's ugly?

- With dirty hair and saggy tits. - I completely don't care.

With all that money, I'll even fuck a scarecrow in a dress.

I'm going to screw her.

Come on, move a little bit.

I'm going to freshen up.

Don't rub it too much, you're gonna shine.

I always take care of my work tool.

Call me when she arrives.

Yeah, don't worry.

She better hurry, I have one like I've never had before.

What do you have?

- A hard-on, idiot. - Ah, I get it now.

- Yes. - 51-99-25?

Yes, it is.

Do you have one hour available today?

- What time suits you best? - Four o'clock.

Four o'clock! Yes, that will be fine.

And our address.

Yes, 69 Colonel Molle Street.

It'll be one thousand francs, madam.

That's our specialty.

We can arrange that with a little additional cost.

Alright, see you later.

- I'm happy. - Not as much as me, madam.

- That's it, another one! - Business is good?

Good morning, madam. Please, come in.

Good morning, I have an appointment with Christian.

Yes, I know, he was waiting for you. He is resting upstairs.

It's normal, isn't it?

I'll call him right now.

- Christian. - Yes.

Come downstairs. There is someone waiting for you.

There he is.

I'm leaving.

Charming.

- Hello, madam, nice to meet you. - I'm pleased to meet you.

My name is Ir�ne, and I hope you will keep your promise.

I'll try to live up to your expectations.

We'll see, but let's not waste time.

Where do we go?

We're going upstairs.

Please, come in.

Can I make a phone call?

This little relaxing time is a luxury.

I'm not talking about the price, but about the time I'm losing.

- May I? - Yes, you may.

- You may start massaging me. - At your service, madam.

Hello, good morning. Get me Miss Dulaire.

Ah! Christine, I wanted to know if the mail has arrived.

There's still nothing from our agent in Hong Kong.

Massage me deeper, please.

There's nothing?

Well, send him a telex.

I'll call you back at noon.

Goodbye, my dear.

Ouch!

Come on, keep going.

Come on.

There, harder.

Very good.

Stop, that's enough.

Get down to work, get undressed.

Come on, quick.

Quick, hurry up.

Yes, that's nice.

You're doing great.

Yes?

Hello, I read your ad. Can I come over?

We're completely at your disposal.

I'm happy, go on.

Take this, take this.

Keep going, keep going, come on!

Yes, you're doing great. I'll come back.

Oh, that's good.

It's difficult to talk about this on the phone.

Please, madam, ease your conscience. You can tell me anything.

With us, the service is refined and discreet.

Well, I've been married for ten years, and I'm still a virgin.

I'm starting to get tired.

Let's change position.

I like it this way, too.

Here we go again.

Shall I write you a check or do you prefer credit card?

In our business we prefer cash, but a check will do nicely.

Well, alright.

Are you both available tomorrow?

I intended to come with a friend after diner.

Well, I must ask Armand. It should be okay.

- Two thousand francs for two? - Yes, that's it.

One thousand francs.

Here.

Yes, that's perfect.

Ciao.

A love letter from my first client. Nice handwriting.

- Yeah, bravo, sir! - It was my pleasure.

She's coming back tomorrow with a friend.

Very good, but why did you scream earlier?

Did she hurt you?

You wouldn't ask such silly questions if your brain was as big as my cock.

Instead, you should verify the check.

Yes, okay, right away.

I'm going to powder my nose.

And get a move on! I'm the only one working here.

That doesn't seem to bother you.

Hello, madam, you've reached Christian and Armand.

We are at your disposal twenty-four hours a day.

Please leave your phone number. Goodbye.

Good morning.

- Come in, please. - Good morning.

Christian is busy, he won't be long.

Why don't you wait for him in the lounge?

- It's over here, I'm going with you. - Thanks.

Come this way.

If you'd like to come in. Make yourself comfortable.

Don't be shy, make yourself at home.

Christian should be here soon.

In the meantime, what would you like to drink?

Well, a glass of Champagne.

We have some excellent ones.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I'm Christian.

And I'm Cathy.

- Here's the Champagne. - Thank you.

You didn't specify what you wanted on the phone.

So I don't know what you want.

Do you have a special desire?

- Nothing extraordinary. - No?

Is the other boy very busy?

Do you like him better than me?

Ah, I see, miss has some appetite.

If I understand correctly, you desire a threesome.

Oh no!

I just want him to take pictures when we'll make love.

Well, I think it should be okay.

- I hope so, that's why I came. - Yes.

Did you bring a camera?

Yes. Could you bring your friend here.

I'll be right back.

He's reading the paper while I'm working.

Take your feet off the chair. You're getting it dirty.

This one is completely nuts.

She wants to be photographed while having sex.

- Do you think you can do it? - Yes.

- I'll turn the answering machine on. - Alright.

Ah, I was starting to get impatient.

Here is the camera.

You're in charge.

Don't hesitate to take the most erotic pictures possible.

I thank you in advance.

No problem.

I'm gonna take extraordinary pictures since you're gonna be extraordinary.

Good, now let's get down to serious business.

Come on, let's get erotic!

Yes.

Put your hand here. That's it.

Ready...

Permit me to undress you.

Take a picture!

You should suck me, it makes great pictures.

You should take one now.

Yes, take a picture.

- That was great. - Thanks.

How does it look?

It's good. It's okay, yes.

They're all very nice.

Yes.

Exciting!

- Do you mind? - Of course not.

- Tell me, where can I freshen up? - Up the stairs to the right.

Thank you.

Hey, I wanted to ask you something.

Yes, what is it?

Why did you want those pictures?

I'm going to meet a porn director, now I have pictures to show him.

They would have been better with me.

Instead of hearing you messing around, I prefer to relax in the bathtub.

- See you later. - You'll end up tired.

If I get tired, it will be at work. I can't say the same about you.

Oh, please, stop!

Let's get ready to work.

Good morning. Please, come in.

- We've been expecting you. - I'm Ang�lique, are you Christian?

No, my name is Armand.

And where is Christian?

Upstairs in the bathroom. You can join him.

Yes, but can you take care of him?

Of course, with pleasure.

Where is the bathroom?

Upstairs, it's the first door on the left.

Thank you.

I'm gonna take care of you.

We'll get along well.

What's your name?

Your mistress is cute, huh?

Christian?

Hello.

Oh, a mermaid!

A mermaid who lost her tail.

But with you,

I'm sure it won't be long before I find another one.

Permit me to take out my periscope.

It's a long range periscope.

Yes, it's ready to use.

I'm only asking to play submarine.

Watch out for torpedoes.

How about joining me?

Here come the lifebuoys.

All hands on deck.

Be careful, waves make me seasick.

Like I said, you better fear the torpedoes.

Oh, it's soft.

We're sailing at three knots.

It's good, huh?

Oh yes, I watch everything through my periscope.

You have a long periscope!

- Oh, that's good. - That's good.

Full speed ahead! Come on, come on!

- Oh no, no! - Yes, yes, yes!

Yes?

- That's feel good, come on. - Yes.

- Change of plan. - Yes.

- Gently. - Yes, we're dropping anchor.

Gently, like that. Like...

Gently.

There was once a little boat...

It's pitching.

That's what we call a mooring bollard.

- I can't anymore, I can't anymore. - Yes.

I can't anymore, I'm telling you, I can't anymore.

It's coming to an end, she's going to have a blast.

Keep still.

There.

The only thing left to say is thank you.

The pleasure was all mine.

I hope you'll visit us again for another cruise.

- Maybe. - I'd be delighted.

I've been very pleased.

Don't forget your dog.

- Did he behave well? - Yes, madam, very well.

Here, I'm giving you back your child.

Don't forget to cash in, Armand.

He's in charge of the treasury.

And how do you want to get paid?

It doesn't matter.

Check or cash, as you wish.

Then I prefer to pay by cash.

Because I don't want my husband to know about this.

- You said one thousand francs? - Yes, madam.

Here, five hundred, one thousand.

- That's what we agreed? - Yes, thank you, madam.

And this is for your good services.

- That's nice, thank you. - Christian, give it to me.

No way, it's for me because I've been outstanding.

That's true.

Where is my dog?

- Come my love. - He's here.

Oh, the scoundrel!

Come my teddy bear.

- He is nice, isn't he? - Here is your child.

- He, at least, is hairy. - Yes, I brush him every morning.

You're right.

Goodbye, Christian.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye, madam.

And thanks for the crossing. Goodbye.

The labourer is worthy of his hire. Now it's time for the great feast.

Seafood platter.

- A glass of White wine. - A beautiful shrimp.

That's how I see life.

Can you imagine that a week ago we could not afford this?

- To our health. - To us and to love.

To our success.

- Well, where do we start? - With the scampis.

The best part of scampis is the same as ours.

It's the tail.

For once, I agree with you.

It's the tail for us and it's the mussel for the chicks.

So, honey, have you had an orgasm today?

- I can help you for one thousand bucks. - What a jerk!

You don't want to? No!

At least you take your job to heart.

And when I say heart, yours is placed rather low.

Ladies, welcome.

Thank you.

- Cheers. - I wanna drink, too.

- Here. - Thank you.

- To your health. - Thank you.

- To your health. - To our health and to our virility.

That's it, let's drink to pleasure.

Yes, to the pleasure. Careful, don't spill it.

- Oh, you're so naughty, Christian! - That's true.

You're so hard.

- That's good. - Yes!

It's as good as the other day.

Keep going.

You're tickling me.

What a ride!

That's fantastic.

You're gifted.

Lick her. It's turning me on, come on!

Lick her.

- Armand, are you licking her? - Yes.

I told my friend that you'd fuck her good.

I didn't lie to her.

Like that. Big thrusts, that's good.

- Honey, he's sucking you. - Fuck me again.

- He's sucking you good. - Oh, that tongue!

Oh yes, that's good.

Oh, that's wonderful. I can't anymore.

What a cock, what a cock!

Oh yes, it's beautiful.

I can't anymore.

I'm dead.

You were right.

- Oh yes, I know. - Amazing.

That's good, that's good!

- Are you okay, Armand? - Yes.

Oh, I'm dead.

Oh yes, jerk him good. He like to be sucked, honey.

Suck him good.

Look what he's doing to me.

You're going to make him come.

No, not right now.

- That's good, huh? - Yes, go on, go on.

You're gonna come.

Take me from behind.

You see what he's doing to me, huh?

Oh, honey!

They are amazing.

Christian, let's swap.

- Yes, if you like. - Come on.

Change of plan.

Here we go again.

- It's okay for you? - Oh, yeah.

Well, those chicks are some kind of sex freaks.

- Oh, honey! - I can't believe it.

That's it!

You're coming?

Oh, he came.

What a day! We've stayed hard all the time.

Tell me, Armand, do we have other appointments today?

Yes, there is another client.

She wants it the Hellenic way.

What is it?

Anal, Greek style!

Can't she talk like everyone else?

She insisted to get fucked like that.

Well, I'm more into classic penetration.

But if she wants to get fucked like that, we'll do it.

Give me the paper so that I can take a look.

There, it's her.

- Yeah, I'm going. - Now it's your turn.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Come in, please. - Thank you.

I was eagerly waiting for you.

Your friend is not there?

He's here, naturally. He's waiting for us upstairs.

I suggest we start together.

Your friend could join us afterwards.

You want to go upstairs right now?

- Yes. - Come.

Please.

Please, let me help you.

- Can I undress you? - Yes.

Go ahead, please.

- I can't wait to be loved. - Let's lie down.

A little extra on the house.

- Thank you. - You're too kind.

Well, I'm leaving you now.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Thanks.

Yes, your hand.

Wait.

Spread it, yes.

That's good.

It hurts but it's good.

It hurts but it's good.

Oh, very good.

Fuck me good. Yes, deeper.

Call your friend.

Christian!

Christian!

- Come right now. - Yes.

Christian!

Ah, back to work.

Here I come.

No, gently.

Wait, wait.

There.

There.

Come on. Oh yes!

Come on.

Hello, Armand.

- You're okay? - I'm okay.

That's what I wanted.

Oh, you're in me.

- You like it, huh? - Yes.

Stop, you're tickling me.

Keep going, deeper.

Come on, you don't regret coming here, huh?

Admit that you're coming.

That's good, huh?

You get what you pay for.

Make me some room.

It hurts but it's good. I love it.

I can't anymore.

Don't leave me.

- Greek style, Christian, Greek style. - Yes, like the mushrooms.

Yes, Greek style.

I can't anymore.

Oh yes, oh yes, go on.

Come on!

Come on!

Ouch, your heels.

I'm done, I cant' go on.

I can't anymore.

It's not Greek, but it's just as good.

What a party!

Armand, I changed the text of the ad.

What did you say?

I said, I changed the text of the ad.

- Come on, to our brothel! - This thing smells good.

I noticed something.

We don't even have time to go soft between appointments.

And you get tired faster than me.

My friend, you need to take vitamins.

You think I need vitamins? You must be joking!

Listen, I'm having a good time, but it's getting late.

I must go, I have a date with Nicole.

I'm sorry, but you know I'm always on time.

It's alright.

- You're doing overtime. - Goodbye.

- Good evening, honey. - Oh, it's you.

- How are you? - Fine, how about you?

It's cold tonight.

I was beginning to worry.

What have you been doing lately?

I met some girls, it was fantastic!

We drank like fish and smoked like chimney.

Big cigars.

Voil�!

And you, what have you been doing?

Stop, it's not funny.

- You don't believe me? - No.

Well...

Show me that.

That's unexpected.

- There's more. - Yes.

Kiss me.

Oh yes, I couldn't wait for you to come.

Oh yes, I thought about you.

I was thinking of you doing this to me.

Oh yes, I thought so much about you.

I wanted it, you know.

More, more.

You like it?

Yes, that's good.

- That's good? - Yes.

Oh, you're so hard.

I love it.

Oh yes, that's good.

Oh, Armand!

- You like it, huh? - Yes.

I can't anymore, I love it.

More.

Shove it in, shove it in.

Shove it in, Armand.

Oh, that's wonderful.

- You won't leave me alone anymore? - No.

More.

Yes, faster.

More.

Go on!

Well, an old acquaintance.

So, do you want to warm up, honey?

It's just that... It depends.

- Show me what you got. - This!

We may have a deal.

I like you, handsome bearded man. Shall we go?

If you pay,

I'll make an effort for you.

Are you kidding me?

I've had an exhausting day.

But for one thousand bucks, I'm ready to satisfy you.

Even in the Hellenic way.

You think I'm stupid with your Hellenic way!

It means, making love, Greek style.

You learn something new every day.

Hands off, asshole.

Go get fucked by the Greeks, motherfucker!