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>> WELCOME ABOARD.
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MY NAME IS CAROLINE, AND I'LL BE
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HELPING YOU TRANSPORT YOUR
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PRISONERS TODAY.
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WHAT DO WE GOT?
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>> Trent: THE WORST OF THE
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WORST.
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THIS IS EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN
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ARRESTED AT COMIC-CON.
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WE'RE GONNA SEND THEM AWAY FOR A
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LONG, LONG TIME IN A PRISON FAR,
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FAR AWAY.
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>> Piper: THIS IS A ROUGH GROUP,
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LADY -- REAL BUNCH OF STABBERS
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AND GRABBERS.
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ALL RIGHT, LOAD 'EM UP!
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>> Trent: OLIVIA FRAMPTON --
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FAKE NERD GIRL.
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SHE SEDUCES NERDS WITH HER
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CHUNKY FRAMES AND THEN STEALS
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THEIR COLLECTIBLES.
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>> SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DRESS UP
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AS PRINCESS LEIA.
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>> Trent: TAVIS COSE.
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WEAPON OF CHOICE?
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"MAGIC: THE GATHERING."
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HE'S LITERALLY CHEATED HIS WAY
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THROUGH DOZENS OF TOURNAMENTS.
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>> I WON'T BE IN JAIL LONG IF I
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PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Piper: KEEP IT MOVING, BUDDY.
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>> Trent: TAKA HARI, A.K.A.
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BOB McLAREN -- THE ULTIMATE
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OTAKU.
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HE STABBED SIX PEOPLE FOR SAYING
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THEY DIDN'T GET MANGA.
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>> Piper: HE IS LEGITIMATELY A
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MURDERER.
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>> Trent: THEN THE ULTIMATE
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BOTTOM FEEDER IN THIS FISH TANK
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OF RAW SEWAGE -- NATE MUNGUS,
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A.K.A. MUNGUS THE FUNGUS.
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>> Piper: LADY, HE IS ONE OF THE
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MOST NOTORIOUS FILM LEAKERS IN
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INTERNET HISTORY.
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>> I LEAKED THE "JUSTICE LEAGUE"
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MOVIE.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS?
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>> IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN SHOT YET.
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>> THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> WELL, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU
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BRING ON BOARD, AS LONG AS I GET
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HOME IN TIME TO SEE MY SON.
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IT'S HIS 3rd BIRTHDAY TODAY.
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>> Trent: OKAY, WHATEVER.
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> WE HAVE NOW REACHED OUR
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CRUISING ALTITUDE ON THIS FLIGHT
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FROM SAN DIEGO TO SAN JOSE WITH
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A QUICK STOPOVER AT NICK CANNON
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SUPERMAX UNDERWATER FACILITY.
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>> Piper: NTSF SPRUNG FOR FIRST
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CLASS.
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NOT TOO SHABBY.
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>> Trent: THIS FLIGHT'S A MIDAIR
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VOLCANO ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
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I SHOULD BE BACK THERE WATCHING
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THEM.
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>> Piper: THOSE NERDS ARE GONNA
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BE FINE BACK THERE.
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I, FOR ONE, PLAN ON RELAXING ON
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THIS FLIGHT.
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>> Trent: 30-MINUTE FLIGHT.
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>> Piper: IT IS?
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>> Trent: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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WITH THOSE PILLS.
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HEY.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT US
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SEATS ON A FLIGHT FULL OF
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CRIMINALS.
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>> I TOLD YOU, WE GOT AN AMAZING
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DEAL ON PriceFind.
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>> THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME
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YOU MADE US SIT THROUGH THAT
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FOUR-HOUR TIMESHARE
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PRESENTATION.
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>> RIGHT. AND WE GOT TWO TICKETS
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TO SeaWorld.
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>> THE CHEAP SEATS.
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>> NO! NO!
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>> Trent: I TOLD YOU.
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>> NO, NO!
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>> Trent: WHO SHIVVED WHO?!
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>> THERE'S NO WAY THE
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GREEN ARROW CAN DEFEAT THE HULK.
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>> THIS STUPID SON OF A BITCH
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REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT
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GREEN ARROW WOULD MOP THE FLOOR
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WITH HULK!
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>> Trent: HEY, YOU JUST PUT
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TOGETHER WORDS IN AN ORDER I
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DON'T UNDERSTAND, SO YOU TELL ME
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WHAT'S GOING ON IN ENGLISH NOW!
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
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TALKING ABOUT, MAN!
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GREEN ARROW WOULDN'T STAND A
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CHANCE!
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>> GREEN ARROW IS MORE POWERFUL
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THAN MOST OF THE HEROES IN THE
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DC UNIVERSE, WHO...
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>> [ VOMITING ]
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>> HE'S GOT A BOW AND ARROW AND
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A GOATEE.
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WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
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HE'S GONNA SHOOT THE HULK, AND
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THE HULK IS GONNA DIE.
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>> MAYBE -- MAYBE -- HE COULD
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TAKE ON THE RED HULK.
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>> HOW DARE YOU BRING UP
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RED HULK!
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?
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>> YOU JUST FELL FOR OUR
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DIVERSION, NOOB.
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>> THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF
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THE "NO KILLING" SIGN.
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[ LOCKS DISENGAGING ]
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>> Trent: PIPER! PIPER!
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NO!
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PIPER! WAKE UP.
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WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
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>> Piper: "CHASING MAVERICKS."
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>> Trent: LOOK, THEY SKYJACKED
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THE PLANE.
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>> Piper: GERARD BUTLER.
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>> Trent: I'M NOT GERARD BUTLER.
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>> Piper: YES, YOU ARE.
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>> DAMN THESE CUFFS.
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HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME?
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PLEASE, HELP?
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>> AAH!
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OKAY, LISTEN!
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YOU'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY AS I
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SAY, OR I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHO'S
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PLAYING HAN SOLO'S SON IN THE
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NEW "STAR WARS"!
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>> NO!
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>> CHANGE COURSE FOR COSTA RICA,
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THE INTERNATIONAL HOME FOR
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CRIMINALS.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS
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YOUR NEW CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
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>> OH, GREAT.
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THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE PLANE.
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ARE YOU HAPPY?
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>> WELCOME TO COMIC-CON AIR.
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>> Alphonse: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "THE WIRE"?
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>> Kove: OH! I CANNOT HEAR THAT
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FROM ANOTHER PERSON.
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I GET IT -- IT'S GOOD.
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[ BEEPING ]
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THAT'S THE DISTRESS ALARM ON
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TRENT AND PIPER'S PRISON
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TRANSPORT.
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>> Alphonse: I'LL SEE IF I CAN
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INTERFACE WITH SAN DIEGO.
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>> Kove: THERE'S NO TIME.
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IF THESE NERDS GET LOOSE, IT
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COULD BE A CATASTROPHE.
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WE NEED TO BLOW UP THAT PLANE!
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>> Alphonse: THAT'S TRENT AND
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PIPER UP THERE!
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>> Kove: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER
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THE SOUND OF ME HITTING THE
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"BLOW PLANE UP" BUTTON!
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>> Alphonse: NO! DAMN IT!
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WHY DO WE HAVE THIS THING
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INSTALLED SO PROMINENTLY?
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YEAH.
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>> Kove: YOU, STOP!
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>> Alphonse: WHAT?
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OH.
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>> [ GASPS ] TRENT!
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TRENT, I'M SO SCARED.
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>> Trent: I NEED YOU TO BE
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BRAVE.
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STAY HERE.
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THIS FLIGHT'S ABOUT TO GET VERY
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TURBULENT.
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>> WAIT, TRENT!
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BE CAREFUL.
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I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT
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YOU.
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>> Trent: IT'S LIKE THE EIGHTH
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TIME I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SPEAK.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Trent: OKAY.
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GET READY FOR YOUR COMPLIMENTARY
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BEATDOWN!
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HYAAH!
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SEAT BACK FORWARD!
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TRAY TABLE UP.
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SEAT BELT SECURELY FASTENED.
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>> OH!
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>> AAH-HAAA!
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>> [ SHOUTING IN JAPANESE ]
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>> Trent: GO PACKING!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT!
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HA HA! YOU MISSED.
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[ BONES CRACK ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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WHOOPS.
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[ WIND HOWLING ]
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>> ALL THIS TO SAVE $40!
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>> IT WASN'T JUST $40!
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IT WAS $80!
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THAT'S TWO TICKETS!
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THAT'S NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT!
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THERE GOES MY AIRLINE PILLOW!
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I PAID 10 BUCKS FOR THAT THING!
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I'M GONNA GO GET IT!
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>> NO, BABY, DON'T GO OUT THERE!
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>> I'M GOING FOR IT!
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[ AIR HISSING ]
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[ AIR HOWLING ]
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>> Trent: WHEW!
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KNEW THAT SUCKED.
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>> Kove: WE CANNOT LET THESE
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PRISONERS LOOSE. BLOW IT UP!
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WE'LL MOURN FOR TRENT LATER.
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>> Daisy: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
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>> Alphonse: TRENT AND PIPER'S
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PRISON TRANSPORT PLANE HAS BEEN
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TAKEN OVER BY CRIMINALS.
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>> Daisy: OH, MY GOD.
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DOES THAT MEAN WE GET TO BLOW
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IT UP?
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'CAUSE I WANT TO PRESS THE
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BUTTON!
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>> Alphonse: DO NOT PRESS THAT
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BUTTON!
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>> TRENT HAUSER IS TAKING BACK
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THE PLANE.
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>> USE YOUR SKILLS OF SEDUCTION.
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TAKE CARE OF HIM.
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>> WHAT SKILLS OF SEDUCTION?
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I'M JUST A NERD.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S MY GIRL.
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>> OH! [ GIGGLES ]
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I'M SUCH A KLUTZ.
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>> Trent: WHERE THE HELL IS
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MUNGUS?
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>> I DON'T KNOW. HE DISAPPEARED.
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IT'S LIKE HE CLIMBED INTO A
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TARDIS LIKE SOME KIND OF
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TIME LORD.
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>> Trent: STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
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THE ONLY POP-CULTURE REFERENCE I
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KNOW IS LASSIE, AND I'M NOT SURE
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IF IT'S A DOG OR A HORSE, SO
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YOUR PRETEND-NERD-GIRL ACT WON'T
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WORK ON ME.
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>> BUT I WEAR GLASSES.
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>> Trent: WELL, I SEE RIGHT
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THROUGH THOSE NONPRESCRIPTION
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LENSES.
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I ACTUALLY SEE A VERY BEAUTIFUL
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WOMAN THAT MANY MEN WOULD FIND
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VERY ATTAINABLE.
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>> YOU KNOW I'M A NERD.
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>> Trent: OH, YOU ARE A NERD,
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AREN'T YOU.
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>> I'LL PROVE IT.
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ASK ME WHO MY FAVORITE
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SUPERHERO IS.
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>> Trent: FINE. WHO IS YOUR
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FAVORITE SUPERHERO?
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>> IT'S THAT GUY FROM
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FANTASTIC FOUR.
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HIS NAME IS MR. STRETCH.
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>> THAT'S NOT HIS NAME!
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IT'S MR. FANTASTIC,
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REAL NAME -- REED RICHARDS!
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HE GOT HIS POWER WHEN THE TEAM
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WAS BATHED IN COSMIC RAYS ON A
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SCIENTIFIC MISSION!
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GOD, I HATE FAKE NERDS.
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>> BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP!
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BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP!
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>> Alphonse: GUYS! GUYS!
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WE'RE GONNA KILL PIPER AND
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TRENT.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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>> Sam: WHAT'S THE POINT OF
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HAVING THE BUTTON INSTALLED,
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ALPHONSE, IF WE'RE NOT GONNA
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USE IT?
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>> Daisy: IT REALLY IS A
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ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.
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>> Kove: DAMN IT, ALPHONSE, I
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WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN ANOTHER
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ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
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FOR ME.
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I AM YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER,
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AND I COMMAND YOU TO STAND DOWN!
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>> Alphonse: I CANNOT OBEY THAT
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ORDER!
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MA'AM.
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>> Kove: OH.
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OH, UH...OKAY.
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I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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IN THIS SITUATION.
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NORMALLY, PEOPLE JUST DO WHAT
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I SAY.
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>> Sam: I DON'T KNOW.
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UH, I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
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I'LL CHECK THE AGENT'S MANUAL.
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>> OH. IT'S JAMMED.
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I DON'T THINK I COULD JIMMY IT.
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>> WELL, DADGUMMIT.
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THANKS FOR TRYING.
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>> HEY, MY PLEASURE.
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>> WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM?
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>> Trent: PIPER! WAKE UP!
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>> Piper: I'M UP. LET'S GO.
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>> OH, HELLO.
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>> Trent: GIVE IT UP, MUNGUS.
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>> ONE MOVE AND I TAKE THIS OFF
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AIRPLANE MODE.
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>> Trent: GET HIM, PIPER!
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>> AAH! OH, NO!
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>> Trent: I KNEW IT.
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NERDS CAN'T FUNCTION AROUND
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WOMEN.
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE, UH...
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WHAT'S THE NAME FOR IT?
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SOME SORT OF ELEMENT OR A
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SUBSTANCE THAT'S YOUR ONLY
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WEAKNESS. IT'S, UH...
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>> KRYPTONITE!
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>> Trent: NO, IT'S NOT
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KRYPTONITE.
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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,
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THOUGH -- YOU WILL BE IN A CRYPT
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TONIGHT.
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>> IF I'M NOT GETTING OFF THIS
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PLANE, AGENT HAUSER, THEN NO
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ONE IS!
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>> NONSTOP SERVICE FROM MY FOOT
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TO YOUR FACE.
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>> Trent: THAT'S GOOD.
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>> Piper: ARE YOU FROM
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"CHASING MAVERICKS"?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Trent: OH.
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>> SPOILER ALERT --
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
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>> Trent: NO.
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[ AIR HOWLING, ALARM BEEPING ]
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>> UNH! TURBULENCE AND GIRLS!
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>> Alphonse: YEAH, LOOK UNDER
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"I" FOR "INSUBORDINATION."
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>> Trent: IT'S TRENT HAUSER, AND
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I'VE GOT SOME AIN'T IT COOL
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NEWS.
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WE'VE REGAINED CONTROL OF THE
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FLIGHT.
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REPEAT -- WE'VE REGAINED CONTROL
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OF THE FLIGHT.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Kove: ALPHONSE.
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OH, ALPHONSE.
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ALPHONSE.
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>> Alphonse: DAMN IT, KOVE!
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DAMN IT!
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>> $80?
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YOU JUST HAD TO SAVE $80?
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>> HONEY, RIDE WITH ME IN THE
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AMBULANCE.
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IT'S A QUICK WALK TO THE HOTEL.
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>> Trent: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO
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SAY, WHEN THIS WHOLE THING
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STARTED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
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COMING ON PRETTY STRONG.
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BUT AFTER SURVIVING THAT, I FEEL
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LIKE THERE COULD BE A FUTURE
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BETWEEN YOU, I, AND YOUR BOY.
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>> I WAS JUST FLIRTING WITH YOU
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BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD
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PROTECT ME.
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I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED, AND I
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DON'T HAVE A SON.
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I HATE KIDS. MM.
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>> Trent: HMM.
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WELL, AT LEAST EVERYONE GOT OUT
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SAFE, EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WE
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KILLED OR SEVERELY INJURED.
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>> Piper: YEAH.
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I HAD A NICE FLIGHT.
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>> LAST ONE ON THE PLANE.
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LAST ONE IN LINE.
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LAST TO DO EVERYTHING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BE THE
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FIRST TO DO?
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BE A BETTER MAN.
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[ LOCK CLICKS ]
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I DID IT.
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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>> AAH!
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