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>> Piper: AND THAT BRINGS US TO
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THE LOBSTER COBB SALAD, WHICH IS
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$20.
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WHO ORDERED THAT?
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>> Alphonse: I DID, BUT THEY
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LEFT MY BACON OFF, SO...
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>> Piper: $20, ALPHONSE.
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>> Alphonse: I DON'T CARRY CASH.
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>> Piper: WELL, I'M GETTING
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SEPARATE CHECKS FROM NOW ON.
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>> Alphonse: FINE.
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GET SEPARATE CHECKS.
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>> Piper: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING
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ME -- YOU KNOW I'M IN A LOT OF
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DEBT!
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>> Alphonse: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
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HAVE BOUGHT THAT CAR!
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>> Trent: GUYS!
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CAN WE STOP BICKERING ABOUT
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LUNCH AND GO BACK TO TRYING TO
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FIND THIS MISSING NUCLEAR --
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> Piper: AN MRIV NUCLEAR
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WARHEAD WENT MISSING FROM THE
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FACILITY, BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF
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A BREAK-IN.
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>> Trent: A NUCLEAR WEAPON?
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WHAT WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO DO
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WITH A NUCLEAR --
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> OH, GOOD. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
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COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO KEEP
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IT THAT WAY.
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>> Alphonse: WHO ARE YOU?
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>> WE'RE THE TIME ANGELS.
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>> A TIME-TRAVELING
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ANTI-TERRORIST UNIT THAT TRAVELS
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FROM THE FUTURE TO THE PAST TO
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STOP CRIME.
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>> WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE TO SAVE
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YOUR PRESENT.
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>> Trent: WAIT. WHAT?
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>> WE'VE COME TO THE PAST TO
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STOP TIME CRIMES THAT HAVEN'T
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HAPPENED YET IN THE FUTURE --
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AND NEVER WILL, IF WE CAN HELP
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IT.
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>> Trent: OKAY. I BUY IT.
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>> IN THREE DAYS, SAN DIEGO WILL
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BE NOTHING BUT A PILE OF NUCLEAR
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RUBBLE.
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>> Piper: THIS ALL SOUNDS GREAT.
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I'M JUST WONDERING WHY YOU GUYS
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WOULDN'T COME BACK EARLIER TO
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GIVE US MORE TIME.
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>> BECAUSE TIME IS LIKE A RUBBER
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BAND.
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YOU CAN ONLY STRETCH IT SO MUCH
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BEFORE IT BREAKS.
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>> Alphonse: GOT IT.
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VERY CLEAR METAPHOR.
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>> WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO TELL YOU
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HAS NEVER BEEN SHARED WITH A
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PRESENT-ER.
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LEONARDO DA VINCI, MASTER ARTIST
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AND INVENTOR, ISN'T ALL HE'S
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CRACKED UP TO BE.
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HISTORY BOOKS WILL TELL YOU HE'S
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A GENIUS WHO INVENTED THINGS
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THAT WERE TRULY BEFORE HIS TIME.
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BUT IN ACTUALITY, HE'S A MASTER
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VILLAIN WHO CREATED A TIME
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MACHINE SO HE COULD STEAL
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FUTURISTIC INVENTIONS AND CLAIM
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THEM AS HIS OWN, ALL BECAUSE HE
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WAS SPURNED BY THE BEAUTIFUL
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MONA LISA.
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>> NORMALLY, WE'RE SUCCESSFUL IN
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STOPPING HIM FROM DAMAGING
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CIVILIZATION, BUT OTHER TIMES,
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WE AREN'T.
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THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION,
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WOODSTOCK 2, THE CANCELLATION OF
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"COMMUNITY."
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>> Alphonse: WAIT A SECOND.
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"COMMUNITY" HASN'T BEEN
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CANCELED.
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>> NOT YET.
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>> WE HEAR DA VINCI'S WORKING
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WITH A ZOOKEEPER HERE IN
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SAN DIEGO.
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>> Alphonse: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
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GOING TO THE ZOO.
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>> Trent: JUST LIKE THAT
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CAMERON CROWE MOVIE,
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"JERRY MAGUIRE."
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>> JUMP ON OUR TIME SLIDE.
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WE'LL EXPLAIN THE REST WHEN WE
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GET THERE.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> WHEE!
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>> WHEE!
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> Trent: LISTEN UP, YOU PIECE
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OF FILTH.
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WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
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>> I ADMIT IT.
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I PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ON MY
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BALLS AND LET THE ZEBRA LICK MY
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DING-DONG.
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I LOVE THAT ZEBRA.
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[ Thinking ] I LOVED IT SINCE
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THE DAY I MET HIM.
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THE ZEBRA LOVES ME!
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I WANT TO HAVE ZEBRA BABIES WITH
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IT.
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[ ZAP ]
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>> HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.
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>> Piper: LISTEN TO THIS.
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I THINK WE GOT THE WRONG
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ZOOKEEPER.
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>> THAT'S ME -- THE ZOOKEEPER.
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AND WE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST ON
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THE SHOW THIS MORNING -- A
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NUCLEAR BOMB.
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GUESS WHAT.
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I'M GONNA BLOW IT UP RIGHT NOW.
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>> Piper: AN MRIV NUCLEAR
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WARHEAD WENT MISSING FROM THE
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FACILITY, BUT THERE'S NO SIGN OF
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A BREAK-IN.
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>> Trent: A NUCLEAR WEAPON?
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WHAT WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO DO
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WITH A NUCLEAR WEAP--
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> OH, GOOD. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
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COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO KEEP
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IT THAT WAY.
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>> Alphonse: WHO ARE YOU?
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>> UGH. WE'RE THE TIME ANGELS.
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>> TRUST US.
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WE'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED
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EVERYTHING TO YOU.
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>> YEAH.
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WE DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT LAST
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TIME, SO WE HAVE TO GO BACK.
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>> SO JUST GET ON THE TIME
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SLIDE.
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>> Piper: OOH, WHAT'S A TIME
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SLIDE?
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>> PLEASE. DON'T.
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WE BARELY TOLERATE YOU NOW.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> Trent: I'VE MADE IT A POLICY
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NEVER TO SAY NO TO SLIDES.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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>> Piper: OH, WOW.
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THIS PLACE IS SO RETRO.
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>> IT'S NOT RETRO.
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IT'S ACTUALLY MODERN.
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WELCOME TO THE '70s.
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>> YEAH, DON'T BE SO DUMB.
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>> THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE
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NUCLEAR DISASTER IN SAN DIEGO
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IS BY KILLING THE FATHER OF THE
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ZOOKEEPER THE DAY HE WAS
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CONCEIVED.
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>> IN EXTREME CASES, IT'S THE
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ONLY WAY TO PREVENT AN ATTACK.
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>> Alphonse: BUT YOU'RE KILLING
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AN INNOCENT MAN.
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WE CAN'T DO THIS.
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NO! NO! NO!
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>> DON'T WORRY. HE'LL BE FINE.
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>> Trent: ALL RIGHT.
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I'M OVER IT.
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>> THE BICENTENNIAL PARADE IS
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THIS WEEKEND.
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>> HONEY, WHERE'D YOU PUT MY
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CIGARETTES?
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>> THEY'RE IN HERE.
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>> THAT'S THE ZOOKEEPER'S
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FATHER.
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>> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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>> Trent: WE CAME FROM HELL TO
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TELL YOU WE HAVE ROOM FOR ONE
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MORE.
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[ GROANING ]
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>> THE POISON WILL START MELTING
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HIM FROM THE INSIDE OUT, THUS
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PREVENTING THE BIRTH OF THE
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ZOOKEEPER.
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>> Piper: WE DID IT.
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>> W DID IT.
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>> [ SOBS ]
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> Trent: YOU HAVE A VERY
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LOVELY...
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HOME.
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>> [ Crying ] THANK YOU.
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>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL?
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THIS PLACE IS LIKE AN
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APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND.
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>> DAMN. IT DIDN'T WORK.
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THE WRONG PERSON LET US KILL
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THEM.
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>> Sam: TRENT?! IS THAT YOU?
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PIPER!
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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GUYS COME FROM?
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THAT BLAST WAS INTENSE, RIGHT?
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WAIT -- HOW COME YOU GUYS AREN'T
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AS MESSED UP AS I AM?
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>> Piper: 'CAUSE WE ESCAPED WITH
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THE TIME ANGELS.
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>> Sam: WHO?
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>> Trent: WE DON'T HAVE TIME
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TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
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WE'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU IN THE
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PAST.
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>> Sam: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
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>> Trent: DROP IT ALREADY.
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WE NEED YOU TO BOOT UP S.A.M.
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>> Sam: HE WAS DAMAGED IN THE
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BLAST.
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HE'S BARELY FUNCTIONING.
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JUST TAKE ME.
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>> Trent: WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCES
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ON S.A.M.
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>> Sam: HE'S NOT FUNCTIONING.
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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>> Trent: WE'LL DOUBLE DOWN ON
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THE S.A.M. THING.
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>> Piper: S.A.M.?
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>> Sam: OKAY, HE'S JUST FULL-ON
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NOT FUNCTIONING.
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>> Trent: START OVER FROM THE
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TOP.
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WE DON'T NEED YOU.
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WE WANT THE ROBOT.
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>> Sam: IT'S A ROBOT.
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I'M A HUMAN. I'M BETTER.
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>> Trent: I THINK I WASN'T BEING
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CLEAR.
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GET S.A.M.
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EVEN A BROKE VERSION OF THAT
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WOULD BE BETTER THAN YOU.
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A BROKEN ROBOT.
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>> Sam: YEAH, I GET IT.
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THIS SHOULD WORK.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
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>> Trent: WHEN DID THE
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ZOOKEEPER'S FATHER DIE?
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>> MY RECORDS SHOW THAT HE IS
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STILL ALIVE.
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HOWEVER, HIS STEPFATHER WAS
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KILLED BY A MAN AND THREE
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
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>> Piper: I THINK YOU MEAN FOUR
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
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>> THREE.
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>> SHOOT.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK
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AND KILL THE MOTHER.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> Sam: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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THING?
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>> Trent: I TOLD YOU. DROP IT.
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> TIME SLIDE!
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>> Piper: TIME SLIDE! WAIT.
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>> Sam: TIME SLIDE?
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WHAT'S A TIME SLIDE?
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>> Trent: WHAT'S A TI--
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HOW THEY TRAVEL THROUGH TIME.
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BUDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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>> Sam: WHOA.
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THIS PLACE IS SUPER RETRO.
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>> Trent: IT'S MODERN.
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>> Piper: YEAH, WHY ARE YOU
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ACTING SO DUMB?
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>> ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THE
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ZOOKEEPER'S MOTHER EVENTUALLY
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BECOMES THE FIRST FEMALE
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PRESIDENT.
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WE CAN'T KILL HER.
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IT'LL CHANGE HISTORY.
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>> Trent: I DON'T CARE ABOUT
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FEMALE PRESIDENTS.
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I CARE ABOUT SAN DIEGO.
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I SAY WE KILL HER.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> DA VINCI!
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>> DA VINCI!
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>> CIAO, TIME ANGELS.
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I'M SORRY I CAN'T STAY.
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I HAVE A MOTHER TO KIDNAP AND
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A LAVA LAMP TO INVENT.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN
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MY HOUSE?
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LEONARDO DA VINCI?
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[ SCREAMS ]
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>> DAMN IT!
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>> WE GOT TO FOLLOW HIS TIME
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SIGNATURE WHILE IT'S STILL
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FRESH.
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>> Sam: SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL
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IS GOING ON HERE?
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>> All: TIME SLIDE!
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>> Sam: WAIT.
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HELLO?
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THOSE THINGS ONLY LAST FOR A
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SECOND?
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COME ON!
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>> THERE HE IS!
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>> Trent: FREEZE!
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>> HOWDY, PARTNERS!
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I'M AFRAID THIS IS THE "NO.K."
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CORRAL, BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING
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WITH YOU TODAY.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
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>> DAMN.
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>> HE GAVE US THE SLIP.
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>> LET'S FOLLOW HIS TIME
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SIGNATURE.
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>> HOW ABOUT WE JUMP BACK TWICE?
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THAT WAY WE'LL BEAT HIM
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BACKWARDS IN TIME AND BE WAITING
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FOR HIM WHEN HE ARRIVES.
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>> Piper: AND HOW WILL WE KNOW
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WHAT YEAR HE'S GONNA BE IN?
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>> ANYONE WHO'S NOT A TIME
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ANGEL NEEDS TO SHUT UP.
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>> Piper: YEAH, YOU GUYS.
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[ BELL TOLLING ]
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>> NOW WE WAIT.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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>> WE GOT HIM.
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>> TIME FREEZE!
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NO ONE CAN TIME-JUMP FOR
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120 SECONDS.
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>> IF IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT,
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IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET.
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PRETTY COOL!
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I INVENTED IT MYSELF.
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I INVENTED MOST OF EVERYTHING.
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BUT MY MONA LISA, SHE COULD CARE
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LESS.
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>> Trent: HEY, BUDDY.
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GET OVER IT, OKAY?
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SHE DUMPED YOU YEARS AGO.
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>> YES, BUT FOR ME IT HAPPENED
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YESTERDAY.
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>> Trent: HEY, MAN, I DON'T LIKE
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HISTORY, UNLESS I'M MAKING IT.
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>> OH, THANK GOD! YOU SAVED ME!
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[ GASPS ]
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>> PERFECT. SHE'S DEAD!
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>> YES!
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>> WHOO!
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>> Piper: WHOO!
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> AAH!
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>> MONA LISA?
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>> MONA LISA?
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>> THE LEADER OF THE TIME
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ANGELS.
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>> I ALWAYS HATED THAT PAINTING!
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IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE
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ME!
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>> Trent: ARRIVA-DA-VINCI.
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>> WAIT!
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YOU CAN'T KILL DA VINCI.
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HE INVENTED THE TIME SLIDE.
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IF YOU KILL HIM, NONE OF US WILL
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EVER EXIST.
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>> Piper: COULD YOU JUST EXPLAIN
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THE LOGIC OF THAT TO ME REAL
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QUICK?
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>> OH, I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW WE RECRUITED A NEW
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TIME ANGEL.
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YOU WANT TO TELL US EVERYTHING
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ABOUT TIME?
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BE MY GUEST.
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>> Trent: SO, WHAT, YOU JUST
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CHASE THIS GUY AROUND FOREVER?
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>> WELL, USUALLY, WE PUT HIM IN
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TIME JAIL.
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>> BUT HE ALWAYS ESCAPES.
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>> EVERY TIME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WHO IS THIS BITCH?
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>> Piper: PIPER FERGUSON.
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>> Trent: YEAH. I KNOW.
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WOW.
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IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER CHANGED.
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>> Piper: WHAT ABOUT SAM?
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>> Sam: I'M STILL HERE.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING 35 YEARS TO
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SOCK YOU!
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>> Trent: WHOA. WAIT.
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WHOA, BUDDY.
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WHOA, WHOA!
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HEY, HEY.
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>> Sam: WHOA.
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WHY DID I JUST TRY TO SOCK YOU?
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WHY ARE MY JOINTS SORE?
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>> Trent: IT'D TAKE TOO MUCH
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TIME TO EXPLAIN.
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>> Piper: MAN, I MISS THOSE
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TIME ANGELS.
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THOSE GIRLS WERE NICE.
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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IF THEY HAD WEEKLY ADVENTURES I
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COULD WATCH OR DVR, I WOULD DO
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IT IN A HEARTBEAT.
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WHERE'S, UH, ALPHONSE?
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>> Sam: WHO THE HELL IS
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ALPHONSE?
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>> Alphonse: HELLO?!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> [ SCREECHING ]
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>> Alphonse: THANK GOD.
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STILL IN SAN DIEGO.
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>> COMING NEXT FALL TO
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[adult swim]...
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>> LISTEN UP, ANGELS.
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THE BAD NEWS IS THERE'S A
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TERRORIST IN TIME CITY.
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THE WORSE NEWS IS, HE'S A
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DINOSAUR.
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>> BACK OFF, HITLER.
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BILL GATES IS COMING WITH US!
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>> BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ME...
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MY OWN GRANDDAUGHTER.
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>> MY WORST PLAN IS YET TO COME,
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AND IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED.
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>> WHEN THE CRIME IS TIME, IT'S
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TIME FOR TIME ANGELS.
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>> TIME SLIDES WHEN YOU'RE
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HAVING FUN.
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