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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,641 >> Kove: THE LAST 24 HOURS WITH 2 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,182 YOU HAVE BEEN A SEX-O-SPIRITUAL 3 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:12,078 WHIRLWIND, RABBI ERIC. 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,680 >> FOR ME, TOO, KOVE. 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,481 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE AFTERNOON 6 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:16,123 DELIGHT? 7 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,687 >> Kove: BUT IT'S THE SABBATH. 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,645 WE REALLY SHOULDN'T. 9 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:19,852 >> WELL, LET'S NOT FORGET THE 10 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,123 STORY OF HILLEL THE BUTCHER. 11 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,462 HE, TOO, FACED SUCH A DILEMMA. 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,356 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 13 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,527 >> Kove: HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 14 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,855 KOVE HERE, AND THIS BETTER BE 15 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,459 IMPORTANT. 16 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,930 >> [ Distorted voice ] San Diego 17 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,328 is about to become "No Diego." 18 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,800 >> Kove: WHO IS THIS? 19 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,468 >> You have 20 minutes to get to 20 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:33,926 NTSF:SD:SUV:: if you want to 21 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,374 save your beloved city from 22 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,499 ultimate destruction. 23 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,544 >> Kove: BUT IT'S SATURDAY. 24 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,308 >> Are you Jewish? 25 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:39,436 >> Kove: I PRACTICE KABBALAH. 26 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,710 >> Doesn't count. 27 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,538 Get to NTSF in 20 minutes. 28 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,883 [ Click ] 29 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,507 >> SO, HOW ABOUT THAT QUICKIE? 30 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:46,983 >> Kove: I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE 31 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:47,550 MINUTES. 32 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,518 >> I'LL DO IT IN FOUR. 33 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:52,146 >> DIEGO! 34 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:55,363 >> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH 35 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:59,326 * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH 36 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,097 >> DIEGO! 37 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,468 >> Piper: THIS IS SO 38 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,166 EMBARRASSING. 39 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,397 I'M NOT DRESSED FOR WORK. 40 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,901 >> Trent: YEAH, ME EITHER. 41 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:10,844 WHOA. 42 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,168 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE DARK? 43 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,473 >> Kove: THANK GOD YOU ARRIVED. 44 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,714 I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE IN THE 45 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,808 DARKNESS FOR THE LAST 15 46 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:16,239 MINUTES. 47 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,984 AS YOU KNOW, MY RECENTLY ADOPTED 48 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,708 JEWISH FAITH FORBIDS ANY WORK ON 49 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,513 THE SABBATH. 50 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,924 >> Piper: OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 51 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,475 >> Kove: SAM, SHABBAT SHALOM. 52 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,754 >> Sam: SHABBAT SHALOM. 53 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,992 >> Trent: YOU LOOK LIKE HELL. 54 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,316 WHAT, DID YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR 55 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,561 OF A KFC/TACO BELL/PIZZA HUT? 56 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,686 >> Trent: BROKE UP WITH MY 57 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:30,590 GIRLFRIEND YESTERDAY. 58 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,661 NOT FEELING SO HOT. 59 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,159 >> Piper: AWW, DID SHE TAKE IT 60 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:33,591 BADLY? 61 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,004 >> Trent: I DON'T KNOW YET. 62 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,025 SHE HASN'T RESPONDED TO MY 63 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:36,429 E-MAIL. 64 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,700 >> Piper: YOU BROKE UP WITH HER 65 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,198 BY E-MAIL? 66 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,399 >> Trent: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 67 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,670 WHEN I DUMP SOMEONE, I JUST SEND 68 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:41,868 THEM A TEXT WITH A THUMBS-DOWN 69 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:42,269 EMOJI. 70 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,570 >> Kove: IS THAT WHAT THAT TEXT 71 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,001 MEANT? 72 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:44,874 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 73 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,112 THIS IS IT, PEOPLE. 74 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,736 WOULD SOMEONE ACTIVATE THE 75 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,681 HOLO-PHONE? 76 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:50,777 SABBATH. 77 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,408 >> Trent: [ SCOFFS ] 78 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,723 >> Piper: HOLO-PHONE, ACTIVATE. 79 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,615 >> You throw away the outsides 80 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,087 and cook the insides. 81 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,015 Then you eat the outsides and 82 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,560 throw away the insides. 83 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,515 What did you eat? 84 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,534 It's corn. 85 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,525 >> Trent: WAIT, WHAT? 86 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,926 GIVE US A SECOND HERE. COME ON. 87 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,397 >> You'll have to be faster than 88 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:09,596 that, NTSF, if you plan on 89 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,227 saving San Diego. 90 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,872 I will be contacting you with a 91 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,466 series of tasks and riddles to 92 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,568 complete and solve. 93 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,269 >> Trent: WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I 94 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,571 LIKE TASKS AND RIDDLES. 95 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,242 >> Oh, no. 96 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,940 These challenges aren't for you, 97 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:21,811 Agent Hauser. 98 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:22,779 They're for Sam. 99 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,406 >> Sam: HUH? WHAT? ME, SAM? 100 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,312 >> He must complete them alone. 101 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,324 If any NTSF agents follow him, I 102 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,876 will detonate a warhead. 103 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,653 Have I made myself clear? 104 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,892 >> Kove: YOU COULDN'T BE MORE 105 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,146 CLEAR IF YOU WERE KATY PERRY'S 106 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,424 SKIN IN A PROACTIV COMMERCIAL. 107 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,393 >> Excellent. 108 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,990 If April showers bring May 109 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,891 flowers, what to do May flowers 110 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:40,463 bring? 111 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:43,561 [ ALL MUTTERING ] 112 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,734 >> Trent: MAY IS THE FIFTH 113 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,132 MONTH. 114 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,232 >> The answer is "Pilgrims." 115 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:47,444 >> Sam: YOU GOT TO GIVE US A 116 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:47,835 SECOND. 117 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,095 >> Piper: IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T 118 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:49,942 WANT US TO ANSWER. 119 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,767 >> You're my pilgrim, Sam. 120 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,612 Now, drive your Mayflower to the 121 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,237 San Diego Botanical Gardens' 122 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,943 annual plant sale and retrieve 123 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,684 the rare Chinese Vanda Orchid, 124 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,179 but there's a catch. 125 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:13,994 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] 126 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,334 >> Sam: I'M...SORRY. 127 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,699 THIS ISN'T... 128 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,627 [ POT SHATTERS ] 129 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:18,631 >> THAT IS FOR THE 130 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,172 COUNTESS OF GRANTHAM. 131 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,097 >> Sam: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE 132 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:21,671 TALKING ABOUT. 133 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:22,339 I DON'T EVEN WATCH 134 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:22,966 "DOWNTOWN ABBEY." 135 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:23,500 >> [ SCOFFS ] 136 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,944 IT'S "DOWNTON." 137 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,939 GET OUT! 138 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:28,941 >> Sam: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 139 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,142 I'M SAVING YOUR LIVES HERE. 140 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,914 >> SAVE THIS! 141 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,453 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 142 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,450 >> Did you enjoy the flower 143 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,352 show, Sam? 144 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,563 >> Sam: UH, I HATE THAT PLACE. 145 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,985 MY GIRLFRIEND, JOANIE, MADE ME 146 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:43,720 GO EVERY YEAR. 147 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,534 >> Interesting. 148 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,655 Tell me more about this 149 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,489 girlfriend, Sam. 150 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,964 >> Sam: WE'RE KIND OF ON THE -- 151 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,331 WAIT, DID YOU KIDNAP HER? 152 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,000 >> There were four brothers from 153 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,628 an island long -- each tall and 154 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,303 some wide. 155 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,001 One took awards, the other God's 156 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:55,472 side. 157 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,469 One is in rehab. 158 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,540 One's much too shy. 159 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,068 Who are these four brothers? 160 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,842 Name them, say I. 161 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:01,981 >> Sam: TRENT, PIPER, DID YOU 162 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:02,735 GUYS HEAR ALL THAT? 163 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,813 >> Piper: GIVE US A MINUTE. 164 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,811 TRENT IS LOGGING IN TO THE 165 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:05,382 DATABASE NOW. 166 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,209 >> Sam: TRENT?! 167 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,683 He doesn't know anything about 168 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,321 computers. 169 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,476 >> Trent: NOW, WHAT'S A 170 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,153 "PASSWORD"? 171 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,350 >> Kove: I THINK WE COULD USE 172 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,352 SOME EXTRA-SENSORY HELP. 173 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,123 LET'S CONSULT THE PRE-COG. 174 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,327 [ SIGHS ] 175 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,198 PIPER. 176 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,955 DOOR. 177 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,195 >> Alphonse: [ GASPS ] 178 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:29,772 OH, UH... 179 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,440 >> Piper: WOW. 180 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,668 >> Alphonse: JUST MAKING SURE 181 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,912 THAT HER TUBES WERE CONNECTED 182 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:33,266 RIGHT. 183 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,943 >> I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THEY 184 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,682 WERE. 185 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,850 >> Alphonse: IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN 186 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:39,406 AGAIN. 187 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:43,053 >> OH, YES, IT WILL. 188 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,350 >> Sam: You got an answer? 189 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,453 >> Trent: I'M WORKING ON IT. 190 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,424 >> Sam: Okay, forget it. 191 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,721 >> Only 10 seconds left. 192 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,092 >> Sam: GIVE ME A SECOND. 193 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,730 FOUR BROTHERS...ONE OF THEM HAS 194 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,355 AN AWARD. 195 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,890 THE OTHER ONE IS FRIENDS WITH 196 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:54,294 GOD. 197 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:54,964 >> 3...2... 198 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,262 >> Sam: I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 199 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,933 THE BALDWIN BROTHERS -- ALEC, 200 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:03,641 SAMUEL...DAVID...AND W-WILLIS. 201 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,037 >> Uh...yeah. 202 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,208 [ Sighs ] 203 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,576 Close enough. 204 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,775 Now, drive to 205 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:09,876 Baldwin's Restaurant. 206 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,207 >> Sam: ALL RIGHT. 207 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,575 >> Piper: SO, YOU AND THE 208 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,210 PRE-COG, HUH? 209 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,483 DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. 210 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:17,824 DO YOU GUYS GET IT? 211 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,218 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A 212 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:19,789 PSYCHIC. 213 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,217 THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 214 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,561 >> Kove: WE NEED YOUR HELP. 215 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,656 LISTEN TO THIS RIDDLE. 216 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,157 THERE WERE FOUR BROTHERS -- 217 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,488 >> I'M A PRE-COG, NOT A RIDDLE 218 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:26,994 MASTER. 219 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,434 WHY DON'T YOU SOLVE IT YOURSELF? 220 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,829 >> Kove: WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 221 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,500 >> [ GASPS ] 222 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,899 I SEE THE END OF THE WORLD -- 223 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,271 BURNING OCEANS, RAIN OF FIRE, 224 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,339 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING. 225 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,668 BUT WHAT DO I KNOW? 226 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,343 >> Kove: MESHUGGANAH. 227 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,141 COME ON, PIPER. 228 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,482 >> Piper: DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE 229 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,237 COMING. 230 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,020 >> I'M SORRY, SIR, WHERE DO YOU 231 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:48,745 THINK YOU'RE GOING? 232 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,649 >> Sam: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO 233 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,750 EXPLAIN, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, I 234 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,951 HAVE TO STOP A PROPOSAL, FIND A 235 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,152 VERY SPECIFIC ENGAGEMENT RING, 236 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,353 AND BRING IT TO A MADMAN WHO IS 237 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,294 THREATENING TO BLOW UP 238 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:55,818 SAN DIEGO. 239 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,993 >> OKAY, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A 240 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,090 RESERVATION, SIR, THERE'S 241 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:58,861 NOTHING I CAN DO. 242 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,529 >> OH, MY GOD. 243 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,927 YES! 244 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,158 >> Sam: WHAT IS GOING ON? 245 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,132 >> IT'S SATURDAY. 246 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,600 EVERYONE PROPOSES AT BALDWIN'S 247 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,298 ON SATURDAY. 248 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,128 YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE SPECIFIC 249 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,874 ENGAGEMENT RING YOU'RE LOOKING 250 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:09,339 FOR. 251 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,166 NICE OUTFIT. 252 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,300 WHERE'D YOU BUY IT? 253 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,844 A T.J.MAXX/dressbarn/Kmart? 254 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,870 >> Sam: IS EVERY MAîTRE D' A 255 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,344 DICK? 256 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,141 >> PSH, YEAH. 257 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,542 IT'S PART OF OUR JOB, SIR. 258 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,954 SIR? SIR? 259 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,517 >> Sam: I DID IT. 260 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,015 I GOT THE RINGS. 261 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,316 >> Time for another riddle. 262 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,517 Once there was a heron -- 263 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,319 [ Beep ] 264 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,319 >> Sam: HELLO? 265 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,560 YEAH, HELLO? 266 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,216 >> Hello? 267 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,562 I think we were cut off. 268 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:34,128 Now, as I was saying, there was 269 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,297 a her-- 270 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,525 >> Sam: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH 271 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,160 THESE CALLS? 272 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:37,574 Trent? 273 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,225 [ Pulsating tone ] 274 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,301 Hello? 275 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,729 [ Pulsating tone continues ] 276 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,904 >> If you have to make a call... 277 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:42,542 >> Trent: HELLO? 278 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,536 >> ...please hang up and try 279 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:43,897 again. 280 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,574 >> Trent: HELLO? 281 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,212 DAMN THESE CONFERENCE CALLS! 282 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,706 I CAN'T MERGE THESE LINES. 283 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,408 IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK! 284 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,079 [ Beep ] 285 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,007 >> Sam: HELLO? 286 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:51,481 >> Hello? 287 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,579 I'll make this quick because of 288 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,380 the phone situation. 289 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,050 Just go to Nip's Tux. 290 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,218 Get a vintage tuxedo and cut 291 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,187 that hair. 292 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,945 >> Sam: CUT THAT HAIR? 293 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:02,689 SO, DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL 294 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,820 NOTICE THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY 295 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,094 CUT MY HAIR OFF? 296 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,927 >> YOUR FINAL TASK... 297 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,659 DRIVE TO CITY HALL AND GO TO 298 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,534 OFFICE 211. 299 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,274 >> Kove: TRENT. 300 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:14,997 >> Trent: YES. 301 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,072 >> Kove: DO YOU HAVE THE 302 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:16,869 LOCATION ON SAM? 303 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:17,940 >> Trent: UH, YES, I DO. 304 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,168 I'M JUST PULLING IT UP RIGHT 305 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:19,512 NOW. 306 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:19,867 UM... 307 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:20,773 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 308 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,884 THIS IS THE...UM...HACK 309 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,576 SCHEMATIC OF -- OH, WHAT'S THAT 310 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,609 LOCATION? 311 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,424 IT SHOULD BE BLINKING, BUT, 312 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,015 UH... 313 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,346 >> Piper: YOU SCOTCH-TAPED A MAP 314 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,120 ONTO THE SCREEN. 315 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,288 >> Trent: NO, I DIDN'T. NO. 316 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,515 >> Piper: THERE'S A PIECE OF 317 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,621 TAPE ON IT. 318 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,191 >> SAM! 319 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,462 >> Sam: JOANIE. 320 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,630 YOU WERE KIDNAPPED. 321 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,569 YES, I WAS. 322 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,625 [ Distorted voice ] BY MYSELF. 323 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,074 >> Sam: SAY WHAT? 324 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,868 >> WITH THIS VOICE MODULATOR, I 325 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,640 CAN BE JUST LIKE FRANK CALIENDO 326 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,369 AND LITERALLY IMPERSONATE ANY 327 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:53,913 VOICE. 328 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,477 [ As Schwarzenegger ] ARNOLD 329 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,875 SCHWARZENEGGER. 330 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,207 [ As Walken ] UM, 331 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,381 CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. 332 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,709 [ As Connery ] SEAN 333 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:01,284 CONNERY. 334 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,721 [ Normal voice ] AND, OF 335 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,376 COURSE... 336 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,923 [ Distorted voice ] WILL ARNETT. 337 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:05,748 >> Sam: RIGHT. 338 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,223 SO, WHY DID YOU HAVE ME BRING 339 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,160 ALL THESE THINGS? 340 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,815 >> [ Normal voice ] SOMETHING 341 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,563 BORROWED, THE RING; SOMETHING 342 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,389 BLUE, THE FLOWERS; SOMETHING 343 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,604 OLD, THE VINTAGE TUX. 344 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,897 >> Sam: WHAT'S NEW? 345 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,299 >> [ Distorted voice ] OUR 346 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,600 MARRIAGE. 347 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,295 >> Kove: TRENT, SAM'S LIFE IS IN 348 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:23,973 THE BALANCE. 349 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:24,771 WE NEED ANSWERS. 350 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,772 >> Piper: I KNOW ABOUT 351 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:26,313 COMPUTERS. 352 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,136 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 353 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:27,980 >> Trent: NO! NO! 354 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:28,635 NO, I GOT IT. 355 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:29,182 I GOT IT. 356 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,676 >> COME BACK TO THE THOUGHT GOO. 357 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:34,618 LET'S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED. 358 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,245 >> Trent: OKAY, I GOT SAM'S 359 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:36,949 LOCATION. 360 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,650 SAM'S AT THE CORONADO PLAINS. 361 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,492 GO. 362 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,486 >> Kove: SEND IN THE SHOCK TEAM. 363 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,688 [ ENGINES REVVING ] 364 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,960 >> MOVE, MOVE! 365 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:48,327 >> IN THE SKY, BOYS! 366 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:48,998 [ GUNS COCK ] 367 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,756 >> GOING DOWN! 368 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,368 >> Kove: IT'S AN EMPTY FIELD. 369 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,270 >> Trent: OF COURSE IT IS. 370 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,312 TELL THEM TO START DIGGING. 371 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,979 >> Sam: SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. 372 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,677 AN E-MAIL WASN'T THE BEST WAY TO 373 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,379 HANDLE IT. 374 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,279 I REALIZE THAT NOW. 375 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,016 >> E-MAIL? 376 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,147 I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY E-MAIL IN 377 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:11,521 DAYS. 378 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,548 I'VE BEEN PLANNING ALL THESE 379 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,052 CHALLENGES. 380 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,053 SHOULD I CHECK MY E-MAIL? 381 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:14,554 >> Sam: NO! 382 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,964 ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHY ARE YOU 383 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,527 DOING ALL THIS? 384 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,855 >> YOU NEVER WANT TO DO THE 385 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,330 THINGS I WANT TO DO, SO TODAY 386 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,798 WAS A LESSON IN RELATIONSHIPS. 387 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,996 I MEAN, FIRST, YOU NEVER WATCH 388 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,127 "DOWNTON ABBEY" WITH ME, NO 389 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,332 MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I ASKED. 390 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,003 >> Sam: YEAH. 391 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,170 >> HENCE, THE SANDWICH BOARD. 392 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,298 AND THEN, WE CAN NEVER GET A 393 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,142 TABLE AT BALDWIN'S. 394 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,337 >> Sam: THEY'RE ALWAYS PACKED. 395 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,338 >> THAT'S WHY YOU NEED A 396 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:32,909 RESERVATION. 397 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,906 >> Sam: THAT MAKES SENSE. 398 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,207 >> AND FINALLY, YOUR APPEARANCE. 399 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,838 >> Sam: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY -- 400 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,984 I'M HIPSTER HOP. 401 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,709 IT'S...A NEW GENRE. 402 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,884 >> YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOU 403 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:42,882 SLEPT ON THE FLOOR OF A 404 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:43,983 FedEx/KINKO'S/OfficeMax. 405 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,094 >> Sam: THOSE DON'T EXIST. 406 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,345 >> SO, TODAY WAS ABOUT WHAT I 407 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,693 WANTED TO DO, AND WHAT I WANT TO 408 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,058 DO RIGHT NOW IS GET MARRIED. 409 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,517 >> Sam: MARRIED?! 410 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,034 OH, MY GOD. 411 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:56,326 THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? 412 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,559 >> I... 413 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,234 I SAID THAT EARLIER. 414 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,702 YOU NEV LISTEN. 415 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,041 LOOK, THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW, 416 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:03,596 SAM. 417 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,913 EITHER YOU MARRY ME TODAY, OR I 418 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,106 BLOW UP ALL OF SAN DIEGO. 419 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,193 >> Kove: WELL, THE CASUALTIES 420 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,615 ARE IN THE MILLIONS, BUT WE 421 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,119 CONTAINED THE RADIATION AND 422 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,591 LA JOLLA WILL REBUILD. 423 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,931 >> Piper: SO THAT'S IT. 424 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,456 YOU AND JOANIE ARE THROUGH. 425 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,960 >> Sam: ACTUALLY, I THINK WE'RE 426 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,132 GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 427 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,360 >> Piper: SHE'S IN JAIL. 428 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,474 >> Sam: YEAH, EXACTLY. 429 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,065 THIS GETS HER OUT OF MY FACE ALL 430 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:34,627 THE TIME. 431 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,104 >> Kove: IT'S BEEN A DIFFICULT 432 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,543 DAY FOR SAN DIEGO, BUT LET US 433 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,967 NOT FORGET THE STORY OF HILLEL 434 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,772 THE BUTCHER -- 435 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,783 >> YOU HAVE MAIL. 436 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,046 >> Trent: I'M IN. 437 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,748 >> COMING NEXT FALL TO 438 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:51,747 [adult swim]... 439 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,652 >> Sam: YO. 440 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,493 YO. 441 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:54,987 YO. 442 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,088 YO. 443 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,659 YO. 444 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,457 YO. 445 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:06,471 YO-O-O! 446 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,326 YO. 27066

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