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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> OOH, YOU HORNY LITTLE DEVIL.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> Trent: OKAY, TELL ME EXACTLY
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WHAT YOU REMEMBER.
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S TOUGH.
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WE WERE ABOUT TO PARTY, AND
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THEN HE TRANQED ME.
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WHEN I CAME TO, MY SPACE SHUTTLE
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BLUEPRINTS WERE GONE.
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>> Trent: SPACE SHUTTLE
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BLUEPRINTS?
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>> I'M A NASA ENGINEER.
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I JUST STRIP TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
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>> Alphonse: HER STORY CHECKS
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OUT.
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>> Trent: GOOD JOB.
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LOOKS LIKE THIS STRIPPER HAS
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BEEN STRIPPED OF HER --
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HOLD ON. I'M SO SORRY.
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STRIPPERS -- THIS IS -- IT
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SHOULD BE EASY.
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THERE'S SO MANY OPTIONS.
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UH...
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>> DIGNITY?
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>> Trent: DIGNITY.
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OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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I LIKE THAT -- "DIGNITY."
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LOOKS LIKE THIS STRIPPER HAS
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BEEN STRIPPED OF HER...DIGNITY.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT I JUST SAY
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"DOCUMENTS"?
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>> DIEGO!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> DIEGO!
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>> Alphonse: YOU STILL HAVEN'T
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TOLD YOUR FIANCé YOU'RE NTSF?
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>> Piper: NO.
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HE THINKS I'M A BARISTA AT THE
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COFFEE CUP.
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>> Alphonse: THAT'S OKAY.
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MY FAMILY THINKS I'M
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CUBA GOODING JR.
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>> Kove: "WITHOUT SHADOWS,
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YOU'RE NOT IN THE LIGHT."
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LADY GAGA SAID THAT.
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AND WE HAVE ONE HELL OF A
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SHADOW RIGHT NOW.
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SAM?
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>> Sam: INTEL SUGGESTS THAT
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TERRORISTS HAVE STOLEN THE
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SCHEMATICS TO THE SPACE SHUTTLE.
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>> Alphonse: WHAT COULD THEY
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WANT WITH THE SPACE SHUTTLE?
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>> Piper: PLUTONIUM.
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THERE ARE HUGE PLUTONIUM
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DEPOSITS ON THE JOVIAN MOON IO.
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OUR TERRORISTS ARE GOING TO USE
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THESE BLUEPRINTS TO BUILD A
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FLEET OF 1970s-ERA SPACE
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SHUTTLES, SEND THEM TO JUPITER,
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DIG UP THAT PLUTONIUM, BRING IT
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BACK, AND THEN DESIGN AND BUILD
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A COMPLICATED NUCLEAR-DETONATION
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DEVICE.
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>> Sam: OF COURSE. SO SIMPLE.
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>> Kove: ALL OF SAN DIEGO IS ON
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THE VERGE OF DESTRUCTION.
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>> Alphonse: WHAT'S THEIR
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TARGET?
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>> Trent: PETCO PARK.
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THAT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD THE
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WAY THE PADRES ARE PLAYING.
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>> Alphonse: TYPICAL SAN DIEGO.
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BACK IN ALASKA, WE DON'T EVEN
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HAVE OUTER SPACE.
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>> Kove: LUCKILY, WE HAVE THIS
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TAPE.
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SAM, ON-SCREEN.
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>> Sam: YOU GOT IT, BOSS.
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>> Kove: NOT HUMAN SAM.
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ROBOT SAM.
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>> SECURITY-CAMERA FOOTAGE
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PICKED UP OUR TRANQER FROM THE
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STRIP-CLUB PARKING LOT.
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>> Piper: ISOLATE VECTOR A6.
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ROTATE.
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ZOOM IN.
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REMOVE OCCUPANT.
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FRISK.
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[ BEEPING ]
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ENHANCE PANTS, VECTOR D7.
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ISOLATE POCKET CONTENTS.
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ENHANCE, ENHANCE, ENHANCE,
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ENHANCE, ENHANCE, ENHANCE,
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ENHANCE, ENHANCE, ENHANCE,
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ENHANCE.
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"MEET ME AT THE STRIP CLUB
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TONIGHT.
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IT ALL GOES DOWN.
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X.O.X.O. V.B."
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I WONDER WHO V.B. IS.
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>> Kove: LOOKS LIKE OUR TRANQER
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ISN'T WORKING ALONE.
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GOOD WORK, SAM.
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NOT HUMAN SAM -- ROBOT SAM.
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PIPER, I WANT YOU TO FIND
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EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES
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WITH THE INITIALS V.B.
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ALPHONSE, GO TO LAB.
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GET THE FORENSICS ON THE
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SYRINGE.
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SAMS, GET MORE INFORMATION ON
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THIS STRIPPER.
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I'LL BE ROUGHING UP WITNESSES.
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OUR CHILDREN ARE ASKING ABOUT
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YOU.
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>> Trent: THE MINUTE I STEP
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WITHIN 50 FEET OF THEM, THEY
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BECOME TARGETS.
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>> Kove: BUT DR. FIRE--
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>> Trent: DR. FIRESTONE CAN GO
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STRAIGHT TO HELL!
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THERE WILL BE NO COUPLES'
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COUNSELING FOR ANYONE IN
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SAN DIEGO TOMORROW IF I DON'T DO
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MY JOB TODAY.
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>> Alphonse: JESSIE, WHAT THE
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HELL ARE YOU WEARING?
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>> Jessie: OH, I'M A VALKYRIE
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ELF QUEEN.
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WE'RE LARPing AT MY HOUSE
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TONIGHT, SO I WAS JUST GETTING
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READY TO LEAVE.
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>> Alphonse: OKAY, WELL, THIS
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ISN'T APPLEBEE'S.
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YOU CAN'T JUST CLOCK OUT
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WHENEVER YOU WANT.
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>> Jessie: YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT
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APPLEBEE'S.
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>> Alphonse: EXACTLY.
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NOW, I NEED YOU AND THE REST OF
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THESE LAB GEEKS TO TELL ME
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EXACTLY WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS
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SYRINGE I FOUND AT THE CRIME
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SCENE.
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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Jessie: BASED ON THE TESTS,
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THERE'S A 99% CHANCE THAT THE
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BLOOD ON THE SYRINGE --
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>> Alphonse: OKAY, JUST GIVE IT
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TO ME IN LAYMEN TERMS!
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>> Jessie: THE SYRINGE THAT WAS
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TAKEN FROM THE SCENE WAS USED IN
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THE CRIME.
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>> Alphonse: HMM.
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THINGS ARE STARTING TO COME TO
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WHAT I LIKE TO CALL "GETHER."
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>> Sam: S.A.M., LOOK AT THIS.
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I JUST HACKED INTO THE
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STRIPPER'S BANK ACCOUNT.
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SHE RECENTLY MADE A HUGE DEPOSIT
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IN PESOS.
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THAT MEANS SHE'S IN ON IT AND
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THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT IS
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INVOLVED.
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THIS IS GONNA WIN ME MAJOR
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POINTS WITH TRENT.
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>> Trent: Trent Hauser...
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>> Sam: DAMN, IT'S GOING TO
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VOICE MAIL.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, TRENT.
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THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT.
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I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT BY
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MYSELF.
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THANK YOU.
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>> Sam: YOU JUDAS ROBOT BASTARD
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SON OF A BITCH.
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>> Trent: [ CHUCKLES ]
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LOVE THAT SAM -- ROBOT SAM.
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NOT HUMAN SAM.
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PIPER, GO.
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>> Piper: THERE ARE OVER
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EIGHT MILLION PEOPLE IN THE U.S.
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WITH THE INITIALS V.B.
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>> Alphonse: WELL, IF THE
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STRIPPER'S IN ON IT, MAYBE SHE'S
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V.B.
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>> Trent: WHICH MEANS SHE SET
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THE ENTIRE THING UP.
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LET'S GO GET A LAP DANCE OF
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INFORMATION.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> Alphonse: HOLD IT RIGHT
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THERE, SANDY CANYONS!
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>> Trent: I CAN'T FIGHT A
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STRIPPER.
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>> Piper: I CAN'T NOT.
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[ PATRONS CHEERING ]
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>> NO TOUCHING!
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OH, THANKS.
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>> Piper: THAT'S MY TIP!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ PATRONS WHISTLING, CHEERING ]
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LOOKS LIKE YOUR DANCE IS OVER.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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NOW TALK...
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'CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF
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PATIENCE.
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>> OKAY.
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YEAH, I WAS IN ON IT.
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AND MY NAME'S NOT REALLY
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SANDY CANYONS.
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IT'S VAGINA BRASS.
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>> Alphonse: V.B.
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>> THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT PAID
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ME TO GET THE SPACE SHUTTLE
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SCHEMATICS AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
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A THEFT.
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>> Trent: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY
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YOUR COUNTRY LIKE THAT?
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>> THEY PAID ME 500,000 PESOS.
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>> Piper: THAT'S LESS THAN
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$4,000.
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>> WHAT?!
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REALLY?
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>> Trent: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
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TO MEXICO.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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>> TRENT, I FORBID YOU TO GO TO
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MEXICO.
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THE PEACE TREATY HASN'T BEEN
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BROKEN IN MONTHS.
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>> Trent: BUT THEY HAVE THE
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SPACE SHUTTLE PLANS.
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>> I KNOW, BUT THIS AIN'T
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APPLEBEE'S.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU
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WANT.
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>> Trent: WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST
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DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AT
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APPLEBEE'S, EITHER.
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>> EXACTLY.
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ANYWAY, YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM
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GOING TO MEXICO.
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>> Trent: WAIT.
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DID YOU JUST WINK?
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>> DID I?
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>> Trent: I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN'T TELL.
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>> LET'S JUST SAY I GOT
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SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
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>> Trent: ALL RIGHT.
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SOMETHING WAS JUST IN YOUR EYE.
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>> JUST GO TO MEXICO, DUMMY.
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>> Trent: IF WE'RE GOING TO
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MEXICO, WE NEED TO GO
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UNDERCOVER.
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LET'S CALL IN THE BIG GUNS.
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OKAY, FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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[ Australian accent ] EXCUSE ME,
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MATES.
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JUST WONDERING IF ME AND MY TWO
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STUDENTS COULD TAKE A TOUR OF
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YOUR FACILITY.
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>> NO HABLO INGLéS.
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>> Trent: [ Normal voice ] LET'S
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DO THIS.
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>> [ SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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>> Trent: GREAT WORK, GUYS.
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I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE H.Q.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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NO!
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THE KARATE TWINS!
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>> WAKE UP, AMIGO.
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>> Trent: HUH? WHAT?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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MEXICAN PRESIDENT
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FILIPE CALDERóN.
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UP TO YOUR OLD TRICKS, I SEE.
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>> ONE DAY, YOU WILL LEARN THAT
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THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO
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STOP ME.
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>> Trent: WELL, TODAY'S NOT
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GONNA BE THAT DAY.
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THAT -- I LEARNED THAT TODAY.
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>> UHH!
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FOR YEARS, MEXICO HAS BEEN
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RIDICULED FOR TWO THINGS --
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LACK OF A SPACE PROGRAM...
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AND LOW ATTENDANCE AT OUR
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BASEBALL GAMES.
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BUT VERY SOON, WE WILL BE ON
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TOP IN BOTH.
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>> Trent: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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KILL ME?
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>> NOT YET, AMIGO.
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OH, THAT WOULD BE FAR TOO EASY.
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YOU SEE, WHEN MY CONSTRUCTION
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IS COMPLETED IN TWO TO FIVE
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YEARS, I WILL PLACE YOU INSIDE A
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ROCKET BOOSTER...
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AND BURN YOU ALIVE!
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>> Trent: WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE
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I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR A WHILE.
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MIND IF I STRETCH MY LEGS?
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>> CAUTION. CAUTION.
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ZERO GRAVITY ENGAGED.
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>> IDIOTS!
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I TOLD THEM TO REMOVE THESE
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TOOLS!
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AAH!
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[ GROANS ]
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AAH!
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iAY! iDIOS MíO!
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iAY! iOH, NO!
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TRENT.
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AY, MIRA.
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>> Trent: LOOKS LIKE ONE SMALL
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STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT STAB FOR
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MANKIND.
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>> Kove: "LIFE ISN'T ABOUT
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SURVIVING STORMY WEATHER, BUT
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RATHER DANCING IN THE RAIN."
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TAYLOR SWIFT, 2010...
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AND WHAT A DANCE IT WAS.
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FILIPE CALDERóN IS IN CAPTIVITY
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AND WILL BE TORTURED FOR A VERY
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LONG TIME.
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WE HAVE INSTALLED A LOOK-ALIKE
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IN HIS PLACE AS USUAL, AND WE
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HAVE MANAGED TO SAVE SAN DIEGO
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FROM BECOMING A SECOND-RATE CITY
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ONCE AGAIN.
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>> Alphonse: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
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ONE THING ABOUT SAN DIEGO.
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I DON'T LIKE THE FOOD, I DON'T
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LIKE THE WEATHER, I DON'T LIKE
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THE PEOPLE.
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>> Piper: I STILL DON'T
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UNDERSTAND HOW THE MEXICANS GOT
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THE JUMP ON TRENT AND THE KARATE
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TWINS.
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>> Trent: THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE
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THING -- SOMEONE AT NTSF IS A
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MOLE.
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