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[ DOLPHIN CHATTERING ]

>> OH, LOOK, BETTY, IT'S A

DOLPHIN.

HEY, THERE, LITTLE GUY.

>> EW, BRUCE.

JUST LEAVE THAT DIRTY THING

ALONE.

>> I THINK IT'S CAUGHT IN A NET.

[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]

ARE YOU ASKING US TO FREE YOU

FROM A NET, MR. DOLPHIN?

>> WAIT, BRUCE.

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.

>> COME ON, BETTY.

I KNOW YOU HAVE THIS WHOLE "I

HATE DOLPHINS" THING.

>> THEY'RE THE RATS OF THE SEA.

>> BUT WE CAN'T JUST LET IT DIE

IN THE NET.

>> OKAY.

[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]

[ DOLPHIN GROWLS ]

>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT -- DOLPHINS

ARE INSANE!

WHY DID I HELP THIS DOLPHIN?!

>> YOU LED US TO OUR DEATH, YOU

BASTARD!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

>> [ GURGLING ]

[ SEAGULLS CRYING ]

>> DIEGO!

>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH

* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH

>> DIEGO!

>> Jessie: YEP, THESE ARE

DOLPHIN BITES, ALL RIGHT, AND

THE TEETH-STAB PATTERNS ARE

CONSISTENT WITH THE OTHER

VICTIMS.

>> Piper: IT'S THE FIFTH

BEACH-JOGGING COUPLE THIS

MONTH.

>> Alphonse: LOOKS LIKE WE'VE

GOT A DOLPHIN SERIAL KILLER ON

OUR HANDS.

>> Trent: WELL, WE'VE GOT TO

FIND HIM, 'CAUSE BRUCE AND BETTY

WERE MY TWO BEST FRIENDS.

>> Piper: THEY WERE?

>> Alphonse: YOU NEVER MENTIONED

THEM TO ME BEFORE.

>> Trent: THIS BOTTLE-NOSED

BASTARD JUST MADE THE MISTAKE OF

HIS LIFE, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA HUNT

DOWN HIS FISH ASS.

>> Jessie: ACTUALLY, DOLPHINS

AREN'T FISH.

THEY'RE MAMMALS.

>> Trent: YOU KNOW WHAT, JESSIE?

YOU'RE A REAL JERK.

>> Alphonse: TYPICAL SAN DIEGO.

BACK IN ALASKA, IF A DOLPHIN

STEPS OUT OF LINE, HE GETS

DOL-FINISHED.

[ SCREAMS ]

>> Trent: NO.

NO.

[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]

[ Sighing ] NO.

NO.

>> Sam: WE COULD LOOK AT THE

PORPOISES.

>> Trent: IT'S POINTLESS.

ALL THESE DOLPHINS LOOK ALIKE.

THERE'S NO WAY TO TRACK A KILLER

DOLPHIN.

>> Kove: THAT MAY NOT BE

ENTIRELY TRUE.

>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT, KOVE?

>> Kove: YOU MUST GO TO THE

NICK CANNON PRISON FOR THE

CRIMINALLY INSANE.

THERE YOU WILL MEET WITH THE

SERIAL KILLER LUNDGREN.

IF ANYONE CAN HELP YOU PROFILE

OUR DOLPHIN, IT'S HIM.

BUT BE CAREFUL, TRENT --

LUNDGREN IS AN EVIL GENIUS, AND

HE'S CAP-- TRENT?

[ Sternly ] TRENT.

HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A

WORD I'VE JUST SAID?

>> Trent: NO.

>> Alphonse: I'M NOT FEELING

THESE OUTFITS.

>> Piper: GET USED TO IT,

ALPHONSE.

WE'VE GOT A KILLER DOLPHIN OUT

THERE.

HE'S ATTACKING JOGGING COUPLES.

IF WE WANT TO CATCH HIM, WE GOT

TO LOOK LIKE BAIT.

>> Jessie: I HAVE A WHOLE

BACK-STORY FOR MY UNDERCOVER

CHARACTER.

SHE'S A NURSING STUDENT, AND

SHE'S BLACK.

>> Piper: OKAY, SO, NONE OF

THAT -- JUST JOG.

>> Alphonse: YEAH, WELL, IN

ALASKA, WE DON'T JOG -- WE LOG.

>> Piper: ALPHONSE, I KNOW YOU

THINK IT'S REALLY COOL WHEN YOU

MAKE THESE COMPARISONS BETWEEN

ALASKA AND SAN DIEGO.

IT'S NOT.

YOU GUYS JOG THAT WAY.

>> Sam: OKAY.

[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]

[ CELL DOOR OPENS ]

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA -- WAIT.

AGENT HAUSER, YOU KNOW YOU

CANNOT GO HERE BY YOURSELF.

THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA.

YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO

RECEPTION AREA.

>> Trent: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

RECEPTIONS.

>> GOD, YOU'RE POWERFUL.

LUNDGREN DOES NOT LIKE

QUESTIONS, AND HE HATES

VISITORS.

AND HERE IS HIS DOSSIER.

>> Trent: I DON'T TIME FOR

DOSSIERS.

>> GOD!

LISTEN -- I DON'T THINK YOU

FULLY APPRECIATE THE MAGNITUDE

OF WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE.

LUNDGREN IS PURE EVIL.

>> Trent: LISTEN -- I DON'T HAVE

TIME FOR EVIL.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T

HAVE TIME FOR TIME.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE I HATE TIME.

>> OH, GOD.

>> Trent: NOW OPEN UP THIS DOOR

AND LET ME DO MY JOB THE WAY I

LIKE -- TIMELESSLY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

>> [ As Hannibal Lecter ]

SALUTATIONS, AGENT HAUSER.

>> Piper: WHAT'S THE MATTER,

ALPHONSE?

>> Alphonse: SOMEBODY BURIED A

DIRTY DIAPER IN THE SAND, AND I

STEPPED IN IT.

>> Piper: WASH IT OFF.

[ DOLPHIN CLICKS, SQUEAKS ]

>> Alphonse: YO, PIPER, THERE'S

SOMETHING IN THE WATER WITH ME!

>> Piper: IT'S PROBABLY JUST A

FISH.

THEY LOVE BABY CRAP.

>> Alphonse: NO, IT'S BIGGER

THAN THAT.

[ DOLPHIN CHATTERING ]

[ GUNSHOTS ]

>> Piper: ALPHONSE, NO!

>> Alphonse: [ SCREAMING ]

[ DOLPHIN SCREAMS ]

>> Alphonse: THAT HAD TO BE THE

KILLER DOLPHIN, RIGHT?

>> Piper: YEAH.

>> Trent: I CAME HERE BECAUSE

THEY TOLD ME YOU COULD PROFILE

MY KILLER.

>> AH, YES.

I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS.

>> Trent: YOU DO? THEN TELL ME.

>> CAN YOU DESCRIBE A SUNSET FOR

ME, AGENT HAUSER?

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE

SEEN ONE.

>> Trent: FINE.

SUNSET -- IT'S ORANGE, HAS A

LITTLE BIT OF THIS HAZE AND

IT'S -- WAIT A SECOND.

DAMN IT, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO

DISCUSS SUNSETS.

>> AND YET HERE YOU ARE

DISCUSSING SUNSETS.

>> Trent: TELL ME WHO THE KILLER

IS!

>> I WILL, BUT YOU MUST DO

SOMETHING FOR ME FIRST.

>> Trent: NAME IT.

>> I WANT TO SEE THE OCEAN

AGAIN.

I WANT TO RUB MY LITTLE TUM-TUM

ON THE REEFS.

I WANT TO LOOK UP AT THE MOON

THROUGH THE RIPPLING WAVES AS A

FREE DOLPHIN.

>> Trent: FINE.

>> WOW. REALLY?

>> Kove: WHAT'S THE MATTER,

PIPER?

>> Piper: I MEAN, HOW DO WE KNOW

THAT THE DOLPHIN WE SHOT IS THE

REAL KILLER?

>> Kove: IN THE LAW-ENFORCEMENT

GAME, ONE NEVER KNOWS.

ONE ONLY HOPES.

>> Piper: OKAY, I DON'T THINK

THAT'S TRUE, BUT, ALSO,

SHOULDN'T WE GO BACK TO THE

BEACH TO GET SAM AND JESSIE?

>> Alphonse: THEY'RE FINE.

LOOK, WE CAUGHT THE REAL KILLER.

>> Kove: OH, SHE IS SUCH A DRAG.

>> Trent: IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE.

IT'S -- IT'S SPLATTERS OF PAINT

ON A CANVAS.

>> YES.

>> Trent: DIFFERENT PEOPLE SEE

DIFFERENT THINGS.

>> REALLY? [ LAUGHS ]

>> Trent: DAMN IT!

YOU'RE DOING IT TO ME AGAIN.

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DESCRIBE

JACKSON POLLOCK.

I CAME HERE FOR ANSWERS, AND

YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.

>> YOUR KILLER IS 6 1/2 FEET

LONG.

HIS BLOWHOLE, SLIGHTLY OFF

CENTER.

HE HAS A SCAR ON HIS RIGHT

FLIPPER FROM A SHARK ATTACK WHEN

HE WAS A CHILD.

>> Trent: THANK YOU.

AND ABOUT THAT PARDON --

>> [ GASPS ]

>> Trent: GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ GASPS ] NO, NO!

>> Trent: YOU STUPID FISH.

>> I'M A MAMMAL.

I...AM...A...

MAMMAL!

>> Trent: HEY, I HAVE A LEAD

ON OUR KILLER.

>> Alphonse: TOO LATE, TRENT.

WE ALREADY GOT HIM.

>> Trent: THIS IS NOT OUR

DOLPHIN.

>> Alphonse: I KNEW IT.

>> Piper: LIAR!

>> Trent: SAM, WE NEED TO GO

THROUGH THOSE DOLPHIN MUG-SHOTS

AGAIN.

SAM? WHERE'S SAM?

>> Jessie: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY OUT HERE?

>> Sam: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

THEY JUST LEFT US.

WE'RE NOT UNDERCOVER ANYMORE.

>> Jessie: I WONDER WHAT MALIKA

WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION.

>> Sam: ENOUGH ABOUT MALIKA.

YOU DON'T EVEN VAGUELY LOOK

BLACK.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD EVER

PULL --

[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ]

LOOK AT THAT.

HOLY...

>> Jessie: [ GASPS ]

>> Sam: ...PUSSY CAT.

>> Jessie: DO YOU THINK IT'S...?

>> Sam: THE KILLER? GOT TO BE.

>> Jessie: W-W-W-WHAT SHOULD WE

DO?

I MEAN, SHOULD WE CALL THIS IN?

>> Sam: NO. SCREW THOSE GUYS.

THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO BE

HEROES.

>> Jessie: [ GASPS ]

>> Sam: HERE WE GO.

I'M DOING THIS.

I'M DOING THIS. I'M DOING IT.

I'M DOING IT. I'M DOING IT.

[ DOLPHIN GROWLS ]

OH, MY GOD! HELP!

JESSIE, HELP ME!

>> Jessie: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME

TO DO?

>> Sam: SHOOT IT.

>> Jessie: THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME

A GUN.

>> Sam: WHAT?

THEN KICK IT.

>> Jessie: I CAN'T SWIM.

>> Sam: WHAT? I CAN'T EITHER.

>> Alphonse: LET HIM GO.

>> Piper: NO, I DON'T HAVE A

SHOT!

>> Sam: [ GASPING ]

>> Trent: [ SCREAMS ]

BRUCE.

BETTY.

>> Piper: TRENT, NO!

>> Alphonse: WE'RE THE GOOD

GUYS.

>> Trent: HE KILLED MY BEST

FRIENDS!

>> Piper: GOD, YOU KNOW, I NEVER

REMEMBER HIM MENTIONING THOSE

TWO.

>> Trent: [ SCREAMS ]

[ GUNSHOTS ]

CUFF HIM.

PIPER, ALPHONSE, WE'RE OUT OF

HERE.

>> Sam: GUYS, YOU SUCK.

OW!

HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE OCEAN?

>> Kove: WHY THE LONG FACE,

TRENT?

YOU SAVED THE DAY.

>> Trent: SURE, I STOPPED A

CRAZY DOLPHIN SERIAL-KILLER, BUT

I STILL LOST THE TWO CLOSEST

PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO ME.

>> Kove: HOW DID YOU KNOW THEM,

ANYWAY?

>> Trent: BRUCE AND BETTY?

IT WAS BACK IN 2005.

I WAS REALLY DOWN ON MY LUCK,

AND, UH, THEY BOUGHT MY OLD

MIATA OFF OF CRAIGSLIST.

THEY REALLY HELPED ME OUT WHEN

I NEEDED IT MOST.

>> Kove: [ Crying ] PLEASE.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

>> Trent: PUT IT IN MY EAR.

>> HELLO, AGENT HAUSER.

>> Trent: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU

WANT, LUNDGREN?

>> I JUST WANTED TO CONGRATULATE

YOU ON YOUR VICTORY.

YOU'RE A VERY WORTHY ADVERSARY.

>> Trent: I DON'T NEED YOUR

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU SCUMBAG.

>> CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT A FREE

DOLPHIN LOOKS LIKE?

>> Trent: A FREE DOLPHIN?

I KNOW IT LIVES IN THE OCEAN,

HAS SOME FINS, AND IT'S --

>> [ LAUGHING ]

>> Trent: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING

AT?

>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]

S-E-A YOU SOON, AGENT HAUSER.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

>> Trent: LUNDGREN?

LUNDGREN.

LUNDGREN!

>> I'M A TERRIBLE WARDEN.

>> ADIOS, SAN DIEGO.

HELLO, FIRE ISLAND.