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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> BROS!
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CABEZA DEMENTE IS THE BOMB!
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I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT ALL NIGHT!
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>> YEAH, MAN, I'M SO WASTED
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RIGHT NOW.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> [ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
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I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ PEOPLE GASPING ]
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>> IT'S A ONE-STORY WINDOW.
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HE'S FINE.
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>> I'M FINE.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> YEAH, YEAH!
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>> * OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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* OH-OH-OH, OH-OH-OH
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>> YEAH, YEAH!
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>> Piper: THE PARTYGOERS SAID HE
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JUST JUMPED.
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>> Alphonse: THEN EXPLODED.
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>> Jessie: IT MAKES SENSE.
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ACCORDING TO THIS CAN,
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CABEZA DEMENTE IS 30% ALCOHOL,
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90% CAFFEINE, AND 12% MATCH
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HEADS.
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>> Alphonse: WHOA.
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THAT'S THE ALCOHOL EQUIVALENT TO
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27 LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS.
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>> Jessie: OR THE CAFFEINE
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EQUIVALENT OF 96 DOUBLE ESPRESSO
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HALF-CAFS.
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>> Piper: THAT'S LIKE DRINKING
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46 SINGLE ESPRESSOS.
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>> Trent: TWICE.
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>> Jessie: WHICH MADE HIM
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LITERALLY COMBUSTIBLE.
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>> Trent: WELL, LOOKS LIKE THIS
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GUY WENT FROM BEING HIGH TO...
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TO, UM...
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ALL RIGHT, W-WHO TOOK MY
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SUNGLASSES?
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>> Piper: I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM.
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>> Trent: REALLY?
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NO ONE SAW THEM.
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>> Jessie: I-I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Trent: RIGHT. SO I JUST --
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I LOST THEM.
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>> Piper: WHEN DID YOU HAVE THEM
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ON?
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>> Trent: GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF.
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>> Alphonse: HEY!
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>> Kove: THIS IS THE TENTH
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STUDENT DEATH IN THE LAST WEEK
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DUE TO A CABEZA DEMENTE-RELATED
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EXPLOSION.
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GHOST GABBER, WHAT DO YOUR
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GHOSTS THINK?
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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
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>> OH, THESE GHOSTS DON'T KNOW
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[BLEEP]
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>> Kove: SINCE THE INTRODUCTION
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OF THIS DRINK INTO THE USSD
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POPULATION, THE GPA OF THE
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ENTIRE SCHOOL HAS GONE DOWN BY
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TWO POINTS.
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>> Alphonse: WHICH MEANS NOW
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THEY'RE RUNNING AT A NEGATIVE
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GPA.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Kove: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Piper: LAUGH IT UP, YOU GUYS.
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I GUESS YOU ALL THINK THAT USSD
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STUDENTS ARE A BUNCH OF
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HARD-PARTYING DOPES.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT.
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I WENT TO USSD.
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AND IF I HADN'T BEEN RECRUITED
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BY NTSF MY FRESHMAN YEAR, I
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PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GRADUATED,
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SO I GUESS I'M A LITTLE INVESTED
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IN THIS.
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>> Kove: SOMEBODY CALL THE
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WHAA-MBULANCE.
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WE GOT A FIRST-DEGREE CRY BABY
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OVER HERE.
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BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, WE HAVE
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A PLAN.
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WE'RE WORKING WITH THE
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FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION ON
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THIS ONE.
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>> Alphonse: I HATE THOSE GUYS!
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>> Trent: THE WORST.
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>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU
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IDIOTS.
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>> Kove: GENTLEMEN, MEET
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FRANK FORREST.
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HE'S FROM THE FDA.
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>> Trent: DON'T YOU HAVE SOME
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SORT OF FAT-BURNING DOUGHNUT TO
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APPROVE?
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>> HEY...
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DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRIED
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IT, PRETTY BOY.
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I'VE DROPPED 14 POUNDS IN 16
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MONTHS.
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>> Kove: FRANK...
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WHAT DO YOU AND THE BOYS AT THE
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FDA KNOW ABOUT CABEZA DEMENTE?
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>> THREE THINGS.
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ZERO, ZILCH...
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AND NADA.
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AND ZILCH JUST LEFT TOWN.
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>> Piper: WHERE DID YOU GET THE
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CABEZA DEMENTE?
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>> [ Slurring ] I WANT TO KISS
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YOU.
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>> Piper: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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>> LET ME KISS YOU.
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>> Piper: NO.
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>> GIVE ME A SWEET KISS.
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>> Piper: SIT BACK DOWN.
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>> SEE, THE VICTIMS REMAIN
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PERMANENTLY DRUNK.
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THEY'RE USELESS.
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>> Trent: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
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PERMANENTLY HIGH.
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>> OR DRUNK.
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>> Trent: OR HIGH.
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>> THEY DRINK THE
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CABEZA DEMENTE, RIGHT?
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>> Trent: YEAH.
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>> SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THEM?
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>> Trent: HIGH.
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>> Piper: I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT
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GOING TO KISS YOU.
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I NEED AN ANSWER.
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>> BALLZ!
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>> Piper: YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR
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BALLS ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA
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CUT 'EM OFF!
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>> NO! NO! SEÑOR BALLZ, OKAY?
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IT'S THE BEST BAR OFF-CAMPUS.
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I GUESS YOU DIDN'T GO TO USSD.
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>> Piper: I ACTUALLY NEVER
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FINISHED COLLEGE.
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>> WOW. THAT'S SAD.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO
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GET YOUR DEGREE.
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[ GAGS, BELCHES ]
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>> Piper: THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M GOING BACK TO COLLEGE.
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>> HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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ANOTHER SHIPMENT OF CABEZA.
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>> DROP IT! FDA!
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>> Trent: AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
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NTSF:SD:SUV::!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> Trent: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
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FOAM PILL.
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>> PRETTY SURE IT'S CYANIDE.
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>> Trent: YOU FDA GUYS ARE SO
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NAIVE.
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>> YOU'RE TOO LATE!
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THE BAR'S ALREADY STOCKED!
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IT BEGINS AT HOMECOMING FIESTA.
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ONE HOUR.
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WATER STREET. OCEAN.
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BIG GUY, MARIO.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> I DON'T THINK HE QUITE
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UNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF A
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CYANIDE PILL.
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>> Trent: FOAM PILL.
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>> IT WAS CYANIDE.
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>> Trent: [ SCOFFS ]
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GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO AGREE TO
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DISAGREE.
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>> * I WAKE UP, LOOKING AROUND
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ME *
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>> Piper: COLLEGE.
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>> HEY...
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THAT'S MY BED, BITCH.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Piper: IT'S GONNA BE A HELL
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OF A SEMESTER.
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>> Jessie: HMM.
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THEY SEEM TO BE EXPLODING FASTER
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THE MORE THEY DRINK.
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WE HAVE TO FIND A CURE, OR USSD
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IS GOING TO BE D.O.A.,
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ESPECIALLY IF THEY KEEP
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BYOCD'ing.
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>> Alphonse: WE JUST NEED TO
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SHUT THESE JERKS DOWN.
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>> Jessie: DON'T CALL THEM
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JERKS.
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YOU CAN'T PUT LABELS ON PEOPLE
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LIKE THAT.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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LABELS.
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LABELS!
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CABEZA HAS A...
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>> Both: LABEL!
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>> Jessie: IT WAS RIGHT HERE ON
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THE LABEL THE WHOLE TIME!
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THE MANUFACTURER IS A COMPANY
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CALLED FOOD DONE AWESOMELY.
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>> Alphonse: I GOT TO TELL
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TRENT.
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>> IN STACEY'S ROOM!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> PANTY RAID!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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>> Piper: NOT TONIGHT, YOU GUYS.
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FINALS.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> WHOO!
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>> Trent: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TOO
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LATE.
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>> Alphonse: YEAH.
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THE ONLY RULE AT THIS PARTY IS
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LEAVE YOUR BRAIN AT THE DOOR.
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>> GENTLEMEN, TAKE A COLD, HARD
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LOOK.
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THE FUTURE OF SAN DIEGO JUST
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WENT DOWN THE EL BAÑO LIKE A HOT
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NUMBER TWO.
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>> Trent: WHO'D WANT TO DO THIS?
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>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OUR WORK
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CUT OUT FOR US.
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>> Trent: [ GULPING ]
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MMM!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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I WANT TO KISS YOU.
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CAN I KISS YOU?
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>> WHAT'S UP WITH HAIR-DO?
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>> Alphonse: SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
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PUT CABEZA IN TRENT'S THERMOS.
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HE'S BEEN POISONED.
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>> Trent: YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN
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POISONED.
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>> Alphonse: NO, YOU'VE BEEN
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POISONED!
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>> Trent: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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COME HERE. OH, COME ON.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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OH. GIVE ME A KISS.
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>> Jessie: ALPHONSE, IT'S
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JESSIE.
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GET TO THE DOCKS.
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FOOD DONE AWESOMELY HAS ANOTHER
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SHIPMENT OF CABEZAS COMING IN.
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ITS MANIFEST SAYS IT'S BEING
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SHIPPED TO A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL.
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IF YOU DON'T DESTROY IT,
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SAN DIEGO'S YOUTH WILL BECOME
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PERMANENTLY HIGH.
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Jessie: HELLO?
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HELLO?
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>> I DID IT.
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A CURE FOR CABEZA DEMENTE
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SICKNESS.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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AAH!
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THANKS, TEACH.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET
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HIM DRIVE.
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>> Trent: I DRIVE BETTER WHEN
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I'M DRUNK...'CAUSE I'M CAREFUL.
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MY GOD!
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THIS IS THE BEST BURGER I'VE
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EVER EATEN!
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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR
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STOPPING.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDS.
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>> Alphonse: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
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SPLIT UP.
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AND KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR
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ANY CABEZA SHIPMENTS.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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ALPHONSE.
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>> Jessie: ALPHONSE, OKAY, FIRST
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OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE
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TO ME LAST TIME WE TALKED, AND
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THAT WAS RUDE.
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AND SECONDLY, I DID SOME
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RESEARCH ON THE INITIALS OF
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FOOD DONE AWESOMELY.
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>> Alphonse: AND?
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>> Jessie: IT'S FDA.
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>> Alphonse: FDA?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT
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FDA-APPROVED.
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>> Trent: YOU?!
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WAIT A SECOND.
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ARE YOU BEHIND THIS?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, TRENT. ME.
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ACTUALLY, THE WHOLE FDA.
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WE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM
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FINDING OUT THE TRUTH, BUT ONCE
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I REALIZED THAT WAS A LOST
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CAUSE, WE DECIDED TO POISON YOU.
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>> Trent: YOU'RE SILLY.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
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>> I JUST TOLD YOU, BUT IF YOU
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NEED ME TO BE MORE CLEAR,
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CABEZA DEMENTE IS A
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POPULATION-CONTROL PLAN ORDERED
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FROM THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF
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GOVERNMENT.
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WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE, AND WE'LL
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DO IT AGAIN.
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FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION IS
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JUST MODERATELY PAID
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FOOD-AND-DRUG ASSASSINS.
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>> Trent: I KNEW IT.
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ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T.
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TIME-OUT?
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OKAY. MM.
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>> HERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU WASH THAT BURGER
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DOWN WITH A NICE DRINK?
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[ POP TOP OPENS ]
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THIS ONE'S EXTRA STRENGTH.
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>> Trent: OH, YOU GET OUT OF
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HERE.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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YOU LITTLE MOTHER...
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>> Trent: [ LAUGHS ]
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OOH-HOO!
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[ BANGING ]
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>> I HEAR YOU!
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YOU DRUNKEN HIPPIE!
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>> Trent: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> CAN'T HIDE FROM ME.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Trent: HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR
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OWN MEDICINE.
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>> DRINK UP, HAIR BALL!
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>> Trent: [ GRUNTS ] NEVER!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> AAH!
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>> Trent: TASTE THE FLAVOR
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EXPLOSION.
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>> OH, I FEEL FUNNY.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHY WERE WE FIGHTING?
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>> Trent: [ BELCHES ]
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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>> Kove: YOU'RE TOO LATE.
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HE'S GOT THE PERMANENT DRUNK.
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JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE
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EXPLODES.
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>> Piper: NO. I FOUND A CURE.
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AND I LEARNED IT AT COLLEGE.
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THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO CURE
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THE ENTIRE CAMPUS.
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OH, THAT'S THE ONLY VIAL.
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SO...
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>> Trent: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
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TO MAKE SOME MORE.
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>> Kove: NO.
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LET THESE STUDENTS LEARN A
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LESSON.
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DRINKING KILLS.
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>> Trent: WHAT ABOUT FRANK?
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>> CSI UNIT COULDN'T FIND A
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BODY.
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>> Trent: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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I SAW HIM BLOW UP.
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>> Kove: YOU WERE SO DRUNK, YOU
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DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAW.
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FRANK FORREST IS STILL ON THE
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LOOSE.
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AS LONG AS HE'S ALIVE, THE FDA
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REMAINS A THREAT.
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>> Alphonse: WELL, WHAT ARE WE
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GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS LEFTOVER
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CABEZA?
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