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>> [ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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[ GONG SOUNDS ]
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>> OKAY, FOLKS, THANKS FOR
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STAYING UP LATE WITH US.
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YOU ALL KNOW ME --
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DRAGON SHUMWAY.
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THAT WAS MY WIFE, SHOSHI, WITH
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HER BEAUTY PRODUCT FOR LADIES,
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DRAGON CREAM.
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FOLKS, TONIGHT, ON THIS SHOW,
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WE GOT SWORDS, KNIVES, BLADES,
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AND A MYRIAD OF OTHER SHARP
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OBJECTS HERE AND HERE ONLY.
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I MEAN, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS
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REMARKABLE DISPLAY OF WEAPONRY!
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LOOK AT IT ALL AND TREMBLE WITH
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FEAR.
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ANYONE CAN OWN THIS ARRAY OF
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WEAPONS.
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BUT PUT THEM ON YOUR SHELF AT
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HOME.
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OKAY, NOW, FOLKS, BEFORE WE GO
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ANY FURTHER, I WANT TO CLEAR
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SOMETHING UP, 'CAUSE A LOT OF
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PEOPLE CALL UP AND THEY SAY,
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"SHUMWAY, HOW DO I KNOW THESE
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BLADES ARE SHARP?"
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AND I'M GONNA ANSWER THAT
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QUESTION RIGHT NOW.
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KENNY, MY PRODUCER --
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KENNY, COME IN HERE.
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>> OH, GEEZ.
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>> HOW DO WE KNOW THESE BLADES
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ARE SHARP, KENNY?
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>> UH, WELL, LET ME BE THE FIRST
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TO TELL YOU, UH, THEY'RE SHARP.
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YEAH, I, UH -- I WAS LOADING
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THESE PUPPIES IN THIS MORNING,
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AND, WELL, YOU DO THE MATH.
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>> KENNY, YOU ARE SO CLUMSY.
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>> THAT I AM, SHUMWAY.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> I LOVE IT.
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YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL AROUND
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THESE WEAPONS, OR THEY'LL GET
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YA!
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE SOME
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CALLS.
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KENNY, LINE ONE.
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>> YOU GOT IT. UH...
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>> HOW DO WE DO IT?
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GET ON IN HERE AND SHOW ME.
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>> JUST, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
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HIT THE BUTTON, REMEMBER?
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WE WENT OVER THAT.
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>> YOU JUST HIT THAT BUTTON.
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>> Hello?
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>> YEAH, YOU WANTED ME TO...
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>> Hello? Hello?
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>> YEAH, I ASKED YOU TO AND
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YOU -- OKAY.
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>> Am I on the air?
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>> ALL RIGHT, FIRST CALLER, YOU
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ARE LIVE ON THE AIR!
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>> Hey, Shumway.
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Brad in Orlando.
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Love the show, man.
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Love the swords.
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>> ALL RIGHT, BRAD, LET ME ASK
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YOU THIS, BUDDY.
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YOU OWN ANY OF THESE WEAPONS
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FROM THE DOUBLE DRAGON
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COLLECTION?
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>> Well, my favorite's that
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Scorpion Scimitar.
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>> Brad, are you down in the
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basement?
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>> Damn it, Connie!
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I'm on the phone!
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What did I say when I'm on the
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phone?!
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Now you get over here!
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>> WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
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[ Dial tone ]
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WE LOST BRAD THERE AT THE END.
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THAT'S TOO BAD.
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BRAD IS A GREAT GUY.
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CALLS THE SHOW ALL THE TIME.
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BRAD LOVES THE
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SCORPION SCIMITAR.
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CHECK IT OUT, FOLKS.
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SEE THE GRIP RIGHT HERE?
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COMES IN EITHER REAL ELEPHANT
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TUSK OR REAL TIGER CLAW,
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SPRAY-PAINTED GOLD JUST LIKE
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THIS.
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IT'S AN OUTSTANDING WEAPON.
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I TELL YOU WHAT, FOLKS, THE NEXT
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100 PEOPLE THAT CALL THE SHOW
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AND PLACE AN ORDER FOR ANY
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FANTASY SWORD, I'M GONNA THROW
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IN THE PENETRATOR, OKAY?
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THIS IS ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITE
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IN THE DOUBLE DRAGON COLLECTION.
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THE WEAPON IS PERFECT FOR
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STABBING.
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THAT'S STEP ONE.
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STEP TWO...
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YOU SPREAD THEIR GUTS WITH THE
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TRIPLE-ACTION GUT SPREADER!
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KENNY, DO YOU HAVE ANY
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EXPERIENCE WITH A BLADE LIKE
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THIS?
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>> UH, WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
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MY -- MY STEPDAD AND I USED TO
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WRESTLE A LOT JUST BETWEEN GUYS,
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JUST FUN.
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AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING A
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LITTLE TOO HARD, AND I USED A
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SCISSORS TO THREATEN HIM, BUT I
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WISH I HAD ONE OF THEM...
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>> SURE, YOU DO.
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>> ...'CAUSE IT WOULD HAVE -- IT
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WOULD HAVE SCARED THE -- THE --
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THE -- IT WOULD'VE -- OOH.
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>> IT WOULD HAVE SCARED HIM.
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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KENNY BRINGS UP A GREAT POINT,
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AND THAT'S FEAR.
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THE GREATEST ASSET THIS COUNTRY
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HAS AT ITS DISPOSAL...
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IS FEAR, OKAY?
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AND YOU'RE GONNA SPREAD A HELL
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OF A LOT OF FEAR WITH A WEAPON
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LIKE THE PENETRATOR.
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RIGHT, KENNY?
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>> IT'S A FANCY MASCULINE
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WEAPON.
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>> OH, BOY. COME OVER HERE.
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I WANT TO SHOW -- I WANT TO SHOW
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YOU THIS WEAPON, OKAY?
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NOW, THIS BLADE HERE IS CALLED
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AN ASSASSIN'S BLADE, OKAY?
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AND LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THIS
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BLADE IS USED FOR.
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I'M GONNA DEMONSTRATE ON KENNY.
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WHAT YOU COULD DO --
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POTENTIALLY -- SNEAK UP BEHIND
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THEM, PULL OUT THE ASSASSIN'S
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BLADE, JUST LIKE THIS.
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RIGHT, KENNY?
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SO EASY.
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I'LL CUT YOUR [BLEEP] THROAT.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> I'LL CUT IT.
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WATCH ALL THAT BLOOD DRAIN OUT.
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>> DON'T DO THIS.
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>> KENNY'S A GOOD MAN 'CAUSE HE
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TRUSTS ME.
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TRUST ME, KENNY.
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KENNY'S A GOOD SPORT -- HELL OF
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A PRODUCER.
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NOW, FOLKS, LET'S TAKE SOME MORE
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CALLS.
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HOW DO WE DO IT?
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>> JUST HIT THE BUTTON.
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>> I'M ASKING YOU TO DO IT.
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>> Is this Martin Shumwald,
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U.S. Special Forces?
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This is General Drake.
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>> UH, KENNY, WE GOT ANOTHER
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PRANK CALLER HERE.
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DAMN IT. DISCONNECT PLEASE.
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>> Shumwald, are you there?
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>> PLEASE DISCONNECT THE PHONE.
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FOLKS, THIS IS THE THING I'M
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TALKING ABOUT HERE.
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LATE AT NIGHT, YOU GET DRUNK,
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YOU STAY AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE
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BECAUSE THAT'S HOW PEOPLE GET
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HURT, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT.
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FOLKS, WE'RE AT THE POINT OF THE
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SHOW THAT I LIKE TO CALL
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"CELEBRITY CORNER."
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OKAY, I WANT TO BRING OUT A VERY
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DEAR FRIEND OF MINE WHO YOU ALL
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KNOW FROM HIS ACTION FILMS SUCH
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AS "TOMAHAWK GUY,"
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"A TALE OF TWO TOMAHAWKS," AND
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"A TOMAHAWK TO THE CHEST."
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PLEASE WELCOME
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MR. INDO YAMMAMOTO!
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INDO YAMMAMOTO!
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WHAT A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, SIR.
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WHAT AN HONOR.
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WHAT AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE TO
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SEE YOU, SIR, ON THIS SHOW.
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>> [ SPEAKING JAPANESE ]
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>> AH, YES, INDO.
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WELL SAID.
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INDEED, WE ARE OLD FRIENDS.
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NOW, FOLKS, INDO IS HERE TO
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INTRODUCE A BRAND-NEW FANTASY
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WEAPON.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ADVANCED
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COMBAT TACTICAL TOMAHAWK!
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INDO, MY FRIEND, SHOW THEM HOW
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IT WORKS.
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[ ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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>> MM.
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, INDO.
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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, OLD FRIEND.
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WHAT A LOVELY MARTIAL ARTS
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DISPLAY FROM THE TOMAHAWK
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MASTER, MR. INDO YAMMAMOTO!
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NOW, FOLKS, IF YOU CALL US RIGHT
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NOW, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU, AS A
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FREE GIFT, THE TACTICAL
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TOMAHAWK.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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UH, KENNY, PLEASE, WE'RE ON LIVE
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TELEVISION.
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WE GOT PEOPLE CALLING INTO THE
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STUDIO RIGHT AND LEFT.
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>> THEY -- THEY CORRUPTED OUR
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MAINFRAME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
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>> WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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>> WELL, JUST TAKE THE CALL.
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>> ALL RIGHT, GOING TO THE
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PHONES.
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>> Listen, Shumwald, it's
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General Drake.
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We were disconnected, so I'm
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reconnecting us, you little
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piece of --
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>> DAMN IT ANYHOW, KENNY!
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THE PHONES TONIGHT -- WE
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CERTAINLY APOLOGIZE.
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LET'S KEEP THE SHOW GOING,
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FOLKS.
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>> JUST WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU,
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CAPTAIN.
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>> YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY, BUDDY.
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>> I DON'T THINK SO.
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CAPTAIN MARTIN SHUMWALD,
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U.S. SPECIAL FORCES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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CAPTURED, DONG VALLEY, 1969.
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IMPRISONED, TORTURED, DISAVOWED
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BY THE PENTAGON.
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ESCAPED VIETNAMESE WORK CAMP IN
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1995.
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CAPTURED IN PITTSBURGH AT A MALL
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BY VIETNAMESE FORCES.
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SENT BACK TO VIETNAM.
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RE-ESCAPED IN 2005.
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RECIPIENT OF THE PENTAGON'S
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SINCERE APOLOGY AWARD.
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HEARD ENOUGH?
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>> HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
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>> WE TURNED ON THE TV.
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> WE WANT YOU BACK.
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>> YOU LEFT ME FOR DEAD.
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>> WE APOLOGIZED.
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>> WHAT'S THE MISSION?
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>> INFILTRATE YOUR OLD P.O.W.
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CAMP -- BRING OUR BOYS HOME.
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>> ARE YOU TELLING ME WE STILL
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GOT MEN LEFT OVER THERE?!
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>> KIND OF.
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IT'S VIETNAMESE TROOPS THAT WANT
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TO COME HERE -- TO LIVE, BUILD A
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BETTER LIFE.
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ONLY WE CAN'T LOCATE THE P.O.W.
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CAMP.
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ONLY YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS.
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
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>> GOOD GOD.
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YOU BROUGHT CHOPPERS TO MY TV
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STUDIO.
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YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ GRUNTS, LAUGHS ]
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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COME ON.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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COME ON!
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>> OW! MY NUTS!
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>> SHUMWALD!
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>> GENERAL! NOT LIKE THIS!
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YOU LET HER GO!
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>> ONLY IF YOU DO THE MISSION!
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>> AFTER ALL OF THIS BLOODSHED!
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I KILLED ALL OF YOUR MEN!
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>> I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
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>> I DIDN'T!
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>> WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE IT.
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>> GENERAL, STOP THIS MADNESS!
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SHOSHI, TALK TO ME, GIRL.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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AND I LOVE YOU, TOO, SWEET PEA.
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BUT I WILL NOT GO BACK TO
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VIETNAM.
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SO...
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I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE.
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I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, BUT NOT
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BEFORE HE KILLS YOU.
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I CAN'T GET THERE IN TIME.
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BUT KNOW THIS --
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AS YOUR BODY HITS THE FLOOR WITH
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NO MORE LIFE, HIS BODY WILL
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FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND YOUR DEAD
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BODY.
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AND YOUR BLOOD WILL COMMINGLE.
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SO, I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE,
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MY FLOWER.
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GOODBYE, MY LOVER.
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GOODBYE, MY BOOKKEEPER AND
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PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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AAAAH! MY EYE!
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>> SHOSHI! YOU DID IT, GIRL!
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YOU SAVED YOURSELF!
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AND NOW THIS IS A LITTLE BIT
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AWKWARD, SURE.
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BUT LET'S DISCUSS IT WHEN WE GET
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HOME.
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FOLKS, YOU SAW IT HERE TONIGHT.
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[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
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THE ENTIRE "FANTASY" SWORD
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COLLECTION PUT TO THE TEST
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AGAINST REAL FLESH AND BONE.
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LET'S TAKE SOME CALLS.
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Oh, man!
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That was the most amazing thing
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I've ever seen on television.
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Let me give you my credit card
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number, man.
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I got to get me some of those
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swords.
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>> YOU GOT IT, MY MAN.
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NEXT CALLER.
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YEAH, YOU GOT SHUMWAY.
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HOLD ON FOR JUST A SECOND.
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I'M GETTING A LOT OF CALLS HERE.
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HELLO?
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CAN YOU HOLD ON JUST SECOND?
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I'M GONNA GET -- I'M GONNA COME
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RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
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MAN, THESE PHONES ARE RINGING
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OFF THE HOOK.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HOLD ON.
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OKAY, DON'T EVERYBODY CALL AT
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ONCE!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DARLING.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
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I'M NOT GONNA HANG UP ON YOU.
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I'M JUST GONNA PUT YOU ON HOLD.
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