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Mate.
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I just had the best idea
for a new business.
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You know how people
like to make sex tapes?
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Right. Fuck. What's this shit?
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Turn that shit off.
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We go into business together, right?
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Making home porn.
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We go round to people's houses
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with a camera, lights and all the gear
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and shoot sex tapes.
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Why would anybody want to do that?
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Mate, people will love it.
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I wouldn't.
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Yeah, but you're a prude.
Mate, this is a great idea.
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You sure you don't
want to get in on this?
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I came up with a name for the business.
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- Mm-hm?
- You ready?
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Mm.
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'Home-o Erotic'. Right?
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But the 'homo' is spelt H-O-M-E-O.
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Home-o Erotic. Get it?
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Do you know what 'homoerotic' means?
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Yeah.
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It means 'gay'.
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Like, gay sex.
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Really?
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Mm.
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Oh, fuck.
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It took me, like, an hour
to come up with that.
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It's gotta be...
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... Gary's...
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'Gary's Glitter Productions'.
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Hmm?
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He was a pedo.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that wouldn't work.
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- Here we are.
- Thanks a lot.
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- Have a great day.
- See you.
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'Bye.
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Buy a new bag, you cheap bastard.
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Wow, look at you, eh?
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How you going, mate? All right?
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What's this? When are you due?
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Piss off.
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- You good?
- Oh, really good. Look at me.
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So, when are you gonna
come back and train?
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Eh, I've been training at home.
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So, how's Brucey?
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He passed, mate, about a year ago.
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Oh, shit.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, mate.
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Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.
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- Yeah, yeah, so...
- Ah, that's fucked.
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Yeah, what are you gonna
do, mate? You know...
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You holding up all right?
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Not too bad, you know.
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Come on. Hands up, hands up.
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This place hasn't changed.
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Just how I like it.
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How's Killy going? All right?
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- He's good. Really good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. So, what about you?
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You still cracking heads?
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- Every now and then.
- You're not getting any younger.
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What else am I gonna do?
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Start a gym?
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Yeah, but I gotta make some money.
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There's more important
things than money.
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- Is there?
- Yeah.
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This place hasn't made me rich,
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but I love what I do.
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I love coming in here every day.
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- It's my life.
- Mm.
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Do you love what you do,
aside from money?
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Come on!
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Not particularly.
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You've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"
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Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Piu-piu! Piu-piu!
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Piu!
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Piu.
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Thought you were pretty
smart, didn't you?
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Well, time to die.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Couldn't get the passionfruit
yoghurt, all right?
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So...
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Hey.
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Come inside.
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'Sup?
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You tell me.
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What?
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It's not mine.
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Cut the crap, Princess.
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It's yours, not mine.
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Why are you such a smart-arse
all of a sudden?
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Why do you have a gun?
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Doesn't matter why I got a gun.
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What matters is you shouldn't
be playing with it.
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If you didn't have a gun,
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then I wouldn't be playing
with it, now, would I?
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- So, where's the hole?
- What hole?
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The hole you made when
you fired the pistol.
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How do you know I fired it?
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Smell the gunpowder.
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So, why have you got a gun?
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- Burglars.
- Burglars?
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Yeah, you know what
burglars are, don't you?
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Can we go shooting?
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- Nup.
- Why not?
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'Cause I said.
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Please!
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Nup.
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If you took me shooting,
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then, you know, you can
teach me and stuff.
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Don't go in my room again, all right?
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Huh? Don't eye-roll me.
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- Cut it out, I said.
- My eyes are closed.
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How can I eye-roll when
my eyes are closed?
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I don't know, but I
know you're doing it.
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- What a jerk.
- 'Scuse me?
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Nothing.
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How do I know your
medicine is true medicine?
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Very easy.
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Get some 20 hunters with me.
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When all is ready,
I will rob the base...
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There's a very pleasant cross-breeze
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here at the ground...
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Mm, Superman, right?
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He's flying around,
cruising around Metropolis,
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looking for bad guys, right?
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He's flying around, flying around.
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And all of a sudden, he looks down.
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- He sees Wonder Woman, right?
- Mm, mm.
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She's starkers.
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Buck naked, all oiled up,
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sunbaking on top of this building.
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- Right?
- Mm-hm. Mm.
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Straightaway, instant boner.
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Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?
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He thinks to himself,
"With my super speed,
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"I could fly down there, root her,
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"give her a quick couple of pumps
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and then be out of there before
she even knows what hit her."
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- Huh?
- Mm. Mm.
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So, he zooms down, 10,000 miles an hour,
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gives her a quick couple
of pumps, blows his load
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and he's gone in, like, half a second,
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- right?
- Yeah.
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Wonder Woman jumps to her feet and goes,
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"What the fuck was that?!"
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The Invisible Man goes,
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"I don't know, but my arsehole's
fucking killing me."
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Fucked him up the arse.
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... beautifully, right
off the meat of the bat.
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Superman would be able
to see him, though.
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No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.
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Yeah, but, like, in real life,
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'cause he's got that fuckin',
um, X-ray vision.
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Yeah, but X-ray vision helps
you to see through shit.
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It doesn't help you to see
stuff that's invisible.
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What about that heat
vision thing he's got?
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He sees infrared
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- and all that kind of crap.
- Oh, mate,
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it's a joke. It's a joke.
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What does the Starship 'Enterprise'
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and toilet paper have in common?
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Don't know. What?
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They both search Uranus for Klingons.
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- Eh.
- Don't like it?
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Eh, it's not bad.
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Superman joke's better.
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Mm.
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Oh, mate...
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... I know you just got out,
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- but I need you to do me a favour.
- Here we go.
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I need you to go to my house,
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grab something for me.
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What?
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- You know my stash spot?
- Mm.
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I need you to go in there and
grab the black plastic bag.
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What's in it? Your pee-pee movies?
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- No, I've already got those.
- Oh, good.
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- Just grab the black bag.
- All right.
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Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.
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_
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In you come.
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♪ And I don't know ♪
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♪ If I could stand another
hand upon you ♪
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♪ All I know is that... ♪
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Hello, Ray.
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How you going?
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Where are these things you need?
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Basement.
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After you.
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You right?
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Are you right?
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Future's female, is it?
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Sure is.
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What's in the bag, Ray?
Your pee-pee movies?
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They were Gary's.
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How'd you go?
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Tat's new boyfriend's a bit of a cunt.
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Mm. Should have shot her.
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Yeah.
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So, what's this?
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Open it.
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What is it?
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- A Vajankle.
- A what?
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A Vajankle.
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What do you do with it?
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You jerk off with it.
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You've had your cock in this?
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Yeah. Oi!
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Here, here, here, have a look.
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See? You put your cock in it.
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You put your cock in this
part with the vagina
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and then you play with the foot.
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What?
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Why would you put your cock in a foot?
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'Cause I've got a foot fetish.
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You need help, mate.
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Don't knock it till you try it, Ray.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Ray, you free?
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Yeah, mate, what's up?
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I've got a job for you.
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Okay. What is it?
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This way.
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Just down here.
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In here.
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Just gonna stand there, are you?
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What happened?
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Does it fuckin' matter? Look,
get this bitch out of here.
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My folks are gonna be home
in, like, an hour or so.
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She's somebody's daughter, fuckhead.
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Get around that side.
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- Lift her up.
- Yep.
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Go around.
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- Get the door.
- Okay.
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How'd you go?
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Yeah, good.
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What do you want me to do with it?
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Take it out to Dural.
Bramble Road, lot three.
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There's a piggery out the
back of the farmhouse there.
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Feed it to the pigs.
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Okay.
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Hey, Samantha C. How are you tonight?
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Hello, Steve. Thanks for taking my call.
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My pleasure, darling.
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Now, tell us all how you met
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your sweetheart, Lachlan C.
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Well, I was on the train home one night
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and I was carrying a
big stack of stuff...
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... between me and the groper
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and kind of protected me, you know?
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And that was Lachlan.
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- Your knight in shining armour.
- Yeah, we...
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Samantha, this is a
fantastic romantic story.
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I really hope your fears are unfounded.
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'Stay With Me (Baby)', Lorraine Ellison.
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♪ Where did you go ♪
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♪ When things went wrong, baby? ♪
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♪ Who did you run to... ♪
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♪ And find a shoulder ♪
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♪ To lay your head upon? ♪
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♪ Baby, wasn't I there? ♪
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♪ Didn't I take good care of you? ♪
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♪ No, no, I can't believe
you're leaving me ♪
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♪ Stay with me, baby ♪
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♪ Please stay with me, baby ♪
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♪ Oh, stay with me, baby ♪
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♪ I can't go on ♪
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♪ Who did you touch ♪
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♪ When you needed tenderness? ♪
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♪ I gave you so much ♪
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♪ And in return ♪
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♪ I found happiness... ♪
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