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Original subtitles

HALF-HOUR DINNER BREAK.

Man: EXCUSE ME.

TV: 70 WOUNDED

AND 34 WERE MISSING.

Waitress: I'M SORRY.

WE'RE OUT OF CHICKEN SALAD.

WHOA!

HEY!

JUST A HALF MILE SOUTH

OF THE SOUTHERN BOUNDARY

THAT SEPARATES NORTH

AND SOUTH VIETNAM.

IN THIS LAST WEEK

IN VIETNAM,

THERE ARE A REPORTED

141 AMERICAN DEAD,

391 WOUNDED,

AND 47 LISTED

AS MISSING.

OTHER NEWS:

IN WASHINGTON

THIS AFTERNOON,

THE CONGRESSIONAL...

Young man:

HEY, BIRDLACE!

I WANT A GIRL

JUST LIKE THIS, MAN.

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO!

WHOA, BABE...

BACK HERE!

BRING IT

BACK HERE NOW!

DAMN YOU, BIRDLACE.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

BACK HERE TO ME.

IT LOOKS

LIKE A CARTOON.

STAND BY, MEN.

ASSHOLE APPROACHING,

11 O'CLOCK.

BERZIN...

LADIES...

THIS HERE IS FECTOR.

HE WANTED TO MEET YOU.

YEAH.

HOW YOU GUYS

HANGING?

SO, WHAT CAN WE DO

FOR YOU, FECTOR?

DONAVIN HERE'S

TELLING ME YOU GUYS

ARE SPONSORING

A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER.

I WANT IN...

IF IT'S OK.

I DON'T KNOW,

FECTOR.

WE'RE A PRETTY

ELITE GROUP.

WHAT DO YOU

THINK, BIRDLACE?

DO YOU KNOW THE RULES?

YOU BREAK THE RULES,

YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED

AND YOU DON'T GET

YOUR JING BACK,

NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING DIME.

YOU GOT THAT?

DO YOU HAVE ANYONE

TO BRING TO THIS EVENT,

FEC-TOR?

FUCKIN'-A, I GOT

SOMEONE TO BRING.

SOUNDS PRETTY ELITE

TO ME, GUYS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,

BENJAMIN?

FECTOR,

YOU GOT THE 50 BUCKS?

WELL, SHIT.

LOOKS LIKE AN OUTSTANDING

CANDIDATE TO ME,

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

WELL, HOW ABOUT

THAT, FECTOR?

OKIE LIKES YOU.

IN FACT,

WE ALL LIKE YOU.

THAT MEANS

YOU'RE IN.

FESTIVITIES BEGIN

PRECISELY AT 1900.

YOU'LL BE THERE.

I'LL BE THERE

IN DRESS BLUES,

TENNIS SHOES,

AND A FUR-LINED

FUCKING JOCKSTRAP.

COUNT ON IT.

FECTOR, HUH?

SOUNDS MORE

LIKE FECTIVE TO ME.

DEFECTIVE.

DUMB MOTHERFUCKER'S

STILL SHITTING

BOOT-CAMP CHOW.

DEFINITELY.

ROGER THAT.

22. THAT'S

THE BIGGEST EVER.

WE GOING TO HAVE US

A TIME, HUH?

YES, SIR, WE GOING

TO HAVE OURSELVES

SOME KIND OF TIME.

WHOO!

I'M OUT OF HERE.

P.A.: ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.

THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ

HAS BEEN CANCELED.

THE BUS TO SANTA CRUZ

HAS BEEN CANCELED.

THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES

WILL BE ARRIVING

20 MINUTES LATE.

ALL RIGHT, MEN.

FALL IN.

THE BUS FROM LOS ANGELES...

ATTEN-TION!

ONE QUESTION, MEN.

ARE WE ASSHOLES

OR MARINES?

All: SIR, ASSHOLES, SIR!

WRONG! WE'RE MARINES!

WHAT ARE WE?

SIR, MARINES, SIR!

AND WE ARE NOT

JUST MARINES.

WE ARE THE 4 BEES.

WHAT ARE WE?

SIR, THE 4 FUCKING BEES,

AYE, AYE, SIR!

AND THE 4 BEES HAVE

A SPECIAL MISSION.

WHAT IS THAT MISSION?

TO TAKE NO PRISONERS

AND NOT BECOME ONE!

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING,

MEN.

MUSTER AT 1900.

GOOD HUNTING, GENTLEMEN.

FALL OUT.

OK. SEE YOU LATER.

LET'S GO.

WELL,

EXCUSE US!

EXCUSE ME. HI.

HI.

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

UM...

AN OLDER SISTER MAYBE?

MAGGIE, DEBBIE'S

REALLY MAD AT YOU.

YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE

THIS TIME. EXCUSE ME.

UH...

Maggie: GOD.

OHH.

EXCUSE ME. I WAS WONDERING

IF YOU MIGHT HELP ME.

I'M NEW IN TOWN.

I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU

HAD SOME TOWN,

MAYBE WE COULD

SEE SOME SIGHTS,

THE GOLDEN GATE--

YOU SLUT.

EXCUSE ME.

I OVERHEARD YOU.

I'M NEW IN TOWN, TOO.

BUT I'VE GOT A MAP.

WHERE DO YOU

WANT TO GO?

GEE, THANKS, BUT, UM...

I'M NOT INTERESTED.

I MEAN, NO.

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.

I GOT TO GO.

WHERE IS HE?

YOU TALKING TO ME?

YES, MA'AM,

I'M TALKING TO YOU,

AND I WANT TO KNOW

WHERE HE IS.

WHO?

YOUR HUSBAND.

I DON'T HAVE

A HUSBAND.

YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND?

NO.

WELL, WHERE'S

YOUR BOYFRIEND?

I DON'T HAVE

A BOYFRIEND.

WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?

ARE YOU A LESBIAN?

NO, I'M NOT.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME,

A PRETTY LITTLE THING

LIKE YOURSELF

WITH NO HUSBAND,

NO BOYFRIEND...

WELL, YOU GOT

TO BE A LESBIAN.

NO, I'M JUST

HERE BY MYSELF,

THAT'S ALL.

NOT ANYMORE, YOU AIN'T.

MY NAME'S BUELL.

A LOT OF PEOPLE

CALL ME OKIE.

YOU CAN CALL ME OKIE.

ONLY IF YOU WANTED TO.

BETTY, HI!

OOH...

WHOO!

HEY, I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

YOU DON'T KNOW ME?

WE'VE BEEN WRITING TO

EACH OTHER FOR 7 MONTHS.

I--I SAID

I'D MEET YOU HERE?

COME ON. BETTY, IT'S ME SAM,

SAM BENJAMIN.

I'M NOT BETTY.

I'M RUTH TWO BEARS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

YOU'RE NOT BETTY?

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BETTY--

BETTY LYNX LEG.

OH.

OH, JESUS, THIS--

OH, JESUS,

THIS IS REALLY

VERY EMBARRASSING.

I'M--I'M SORRY, RUTH.

I NEED A DRINK.

LOOK, LET ME

BUY YOU A DRINK,

MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

I SWEAR TO GOD,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTY.

WHEN I SAY

THE SPITTING IMAGE.

YOU SURE YOU HAVE

NO LYNX LEG BLOOD

IN YOU?

[THUNDER]

Woman: HELLO.

THE MARINES

HAVE LANDED.

OH, GREAT.

I'LL BE THERE

IN AN HOUR.

YEAH, WELL WHAT I WAS

SAYING BACK THERE, GLADYS--

ALICE.

SORRY. ALICE.

WHAT I WAS SAYING BACK

THERE--YOU'RE NICE.

I'M BEING SINCERE.

HA HA HA!

LISTEN, I'M A UNITED

STATES MARINE.

I'M LEAVING FIRST THING

TOMORROW MORNING,

SHIPPING OUT TO OKINAWA.

I WANTED TO

HAVE A NICE TIME

WITH A NICE LADY TONIGHT,

THAT'S ALL.

YOU WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME?

YEAH!

GET YOURSELF

A STREETWALKER.

FUCKING SHIT!

EXCUSE ME.

OH, IT'S POURING OUT.

WE'RE GOING

TO GET SOAKED.

WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

A CUP OF COFFEE'S FINE...

AND I'LL TAKE

ONE OF THOSE

DELICIOUS-LOOKING

DONUTS, TOO, PLEASE.

WHAT KIND YOU WANT?

CHOCOLATE, PLEASE.

SAY, ARE THESE

THINGS HOMEMADE?

NO.

WELL, THEY SMELL IT.

WE'RE GOING TO BE

CLOSING SOON.

[PRACTICING GUITAR]

♪ WHAT--

♪ WHAT--WHAT--

♪ HAVE THEY--

OH.

♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE...

♪ OUT OF THE SK-SKY

♪ THE LEAVES

PAT THEIR HANDS-- ♪♪

WOW.

OH, PLEASE.

DON'T STOP.

YOU SOUND REAL GOOD.

IT'S GREAT.

IT'S ONE OF MY

FAVORITE SONGS.

ACTUALLY,

IT REMINDS ME

A LOT OF--OF--OF

JIM SWAINE'S MUSIC.

DON'T YOU THINK SO?

I DON'T KNOW HIM.

OH, WOW.

JIM SWAINE?

OHH...

WELL, HE'S JUST--

WELL, YOU'VE HEARD

OF DYLAN, RIGHT,

BOB DYLAN?

YEAH.

WELL, JIM SWAINE

IS A MAJOR INFLUENCE

ON DYLAN'S MUSIC,

A MAJOR INFLUENCE.

I THOUGHT...

WOODY GUTHRIE WAS

DYLAN'S INFLUENCE.

WELL, YEAH.

THERE'S WOODY,

AND THEN

THERE'S JIM SWAINE.

IN FACT, I THINK THAT

JIM SWAINE AND WOODY

CO-WROTE SOME

SONGS TOGETHER,

IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

I THOUGHT

WOODY WROTE

PRETTY MUCH

ON HIS OWN.

SOMETIMES...HE DID.

HE DID, MOST DEFINITELY.

BUT SOMETIMES,

HE WOULD, YOU KNOW,

COLLABORATE WITH SWAINE.

SO IN OTHER WORDS,

WOODY WOULD WRITE

THE WORDS,

AND SWAINE WOULD WRITE

THE MUSIC. OTHER TIMES,

SWAINE WOULD WRITE THE WORDS

AND WOODY THE MUSIC.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE THAT FAMOUS

SONG OF HIS.

DO YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN?

THIS LAND

IS YOUR LAND?

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND.

EXACTLY.

YEAH, THAT--THAT WAS, UH,

THAT WAS AN ORIGINAL

BY SWAINE AND GUTHRIE.

THAT'S STRANGE.

I'VE GOT

THE SHEET MUSIC UPSTAIRS

AND I DON'T REMEMBER

SEEING...HIS NAME.

HE WAS A GHOSTWRITER...

SOMETIMES.

IN FACT,

MOST OF THE TIME.

ROSE,

YOUR BREAK'S OVER.

LET'S GET THOSE TABLES

SET UP FOR TOMORROW.

YOUR COFFEE'S

GETTING COLD.

THANK YOU.

SO DO YOU WRITE

YOUR OWN STUFF?

OH, JEEZ, NO.

WELL, YOU SHOULD. YOU'VE

GOT THE VOICE FOR IT.

REALLY?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

OH, HEY.

MY APOLOGIES.

I'M NOT USED TO BEING

AROUND LADIES.

IT'S OK. I SHOULD GET

BACK TO WORK THOUGH.

SURE.

OH.

LISTEN--

I'M JUST A DUMB JARHEAD.

I AM SORRY.

IT'S OK.

SO WHAT TIME DO YOU

CLOSE UP HERE?

IN A LITTLE WHILE.

WH-WHAT'S A JARHEAD?

OH, THAT'S JUST WHAT

WE CALL OURSELVES.

YOU SEE, I'M A UNITED STATES

MARINE.

IT'S OK IF WE SAY IT,

BUT IF A SQUID SAYS IT--

YOU KNOW, A SAILOR--

THEN IT'S FIST CITY.

BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT

IF A WOMAN SAYS IT,

ESPECIALLY IF SHE CAN

SING AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.

OH, THANKS.

THANKS VERY MUCH...

JARHEAD.

[LAUGHS]

SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

ROSE.

ROSE FENNY.

ROSE'S CAFE.

YOU OWN THIS PLACE.

NO. MY MOTHER DOES.

HER NAME'S ROSE,

SAME AS ME,

SAME AS

MY GRANDMOTHER.

THAT'S NICE.

SO YOU'RE A MARINE, HUH?

YES, MA'AM.

EDWARD BAINES BIRDLACE?

OK, OK.

IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S A NICE NAME.

THANKS.

GOSH, YOU--YOU

LOOK SO ANGRY.

OH, I'M NOT ANGRY.

I'M JUST READY.

READY FOR WHAT?

READY FOR...ANYTHING.

HEY. DATE OF BIRTH--

NOVEMBER 26, 1944.

THAT'S SOON.

TODAY'S THE 21st.

THIS MONDAY.

19 BIG ONES.

WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

CORPORAL, UM, BIRDLACE.

GEE, THANKS.

UH-OH.

I BETTER

SHOVE OFF HERE SOON.

GOT TO GO TO A PARTY.

BIRTHDAY PARTY?

NAH, JUST...

SORT OF A REGULAR PARTY.

SAY, MAYBE YOU'D

LIKE TO GO WITH ME.

ACTUALLY,

I'M STILL WORKING.

SURE. RIGHT.

I UNDERSTAND.

NO. I'VE--I'VE

GOT TO BE HERE

TILL CLOSING TONIGHT.

ROSE, LISTEN.

I'M A MARINE,

AND MARINES ARE JERKS.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T

WANT TO GO WITH ME,

JUST SAY SO.

IT'S JUST, MY MOM

WOULD BE ALONE.

WELL, I--I DON'T WANT TO

GET ANYONE IN TROUBLE

WITH THEIR OLD LADY,

SO...

IT WAS NICE

TO HAVE MET YOU, ROSE.

NICE TO HAVE MET YOU.

BYE.

ROSE?

YOU SING REAL GOOD,

REAL GOOD.

SHIT.

YOU ALMOST DONE,

HONEY?

WHAT IS THIS, WEDNESDAY?

I WONDER WHAT'S

ON TELEVISION TONIGHT.

WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS

AND WATCH SOMETHING NICE.

PLUS I GOT SOME

NEW GREEN STAMPS

YOU CAN PUT INTO THE, UH--

EXCUSE ME.

I LOVE A WOMEN THAT TAKES

PRIDE IN THE WAY SHE LOOKS.

GO AWAY.

EDDIE!

I'M GOING

WITH YOU, OK?

THIS IS GREAT.

THAT'S GREAT.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

WHAT ABOUT HER?

OH, THIS IS GREAT.

I'M GOING TO GO

GET CHANGED NOW.

OK.

WHAT KIND

OF PARTY IS THIS?

A PARTY PARTY.

A DRESS-UP PARTY?

YES,

A DRESS-UP PARTY.

OK.

LISTEN, ROSE,

WHY DON'T YOU BRING

YOUR GUITAR ALONG?

NO. I'M NOT READY

TO SING

IN FRONT

OF AN AUDIENCE YET.

WELL, THAT'S FINE, TOO.

IT'LL BE GREAT

JUST TO HAVE YOU ALONG.

OK.

ROSIE?

I'M GOING OUT.

I'M GOING TO A PARTY, OK?

THERE'S STILL

ALL THIS WORK TO DO.

I'LL DO IT

BEFORE WE OPEN, MOM.

ROSE...

I PROMISE.

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ MARRIED MAN

WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ SINGLE BOY WILL TALK

ABOUT YOU ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

OHH!

♪ SINGLE MAN

WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ MARRIED MAN

WILL TALK ABOUT YOU ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ WELL, A MARRIED MAN'S

AN EASY RIDER ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ SINGLE BOY

GETS ALL EXCITED ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY, LOLLY ♪

♪ HEY, LOLLY, LOLLY LO

JESUS GOD.

♪ HEY, LOLLY,

LOLLY LO... ♪♪

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YEAH?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

THANKS.

I'M REALLY GLAD

I DECIDED TO COME.

OH, GREAT.

ME, TOO.

IT'S REALLY NICE TO GET AWAY

FROM THE RESTAURANT,

FROM MY MOM.

OH, IT'S NOT LIKE

I HATE HER OR ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST,

HER WHOLE LIFE'S

THE RESTAURANT.

I DON'T WANT

TO BE LIKE THAT.

I DON'T BLAME YOU

A BIT, ROSE.

I DON'T

BLAME YOU A BIT.

OH, THE TROUBLE

WITH MIMI.

DID YOU SEE THIS?

NO. I DON'T GO

TO FLICKS MUCH.

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING

THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE

RIGHT NOW IN THIS COUNTRY

WHO ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR

LIVES

AND FOR THEIR FREEDOM,

WHILE HERE WE ARE

JUST WATCHING THIS TRASH,

WHICH DOESN'T

MEAN ANYTHING.

YEAH. THEN WHY

DO YOU SEE IT?

MY MOM.

OH, SHE LOVED IT.

WE DON'T AGREE

ON ANYTHING LATELY.

SHE'S JUST CONTENT,

YOU KNOW, LIVING HER LIFE.

I DON'T WANT TO--

I WANT TO HAVE

AN EFFECT ON THE WORLD.

I WANT TO GET OUT THERE

AND GET INVOLVED.

YOU KNOW WHAT

I'D LIKE TO DO?

I WANT TO JOIN

THE PEACE CORPS...

OR MAYBE GO DOWN SOUTH

AND HELP OUT THERE OR...

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S--IT'S JUST

SO FRUSTRATING.

YEAH, I KNOW

WHAT YOU MEAN.

I'M REALLY GLAD

I DECIDED TO COME.

ME, TOO.

IT'S JUST REALLY NICE

TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

IT'S REALLY NICE.

IT IS.

BIG PARTY!

YOU KNOW, ROSE,

YOU HAVE REALLY NICE LIPS.

WHAT?

I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YA,

YOU GOT NICE LIPS.

YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?

YES.

YEAH? IT'S KIND OF

WEARING DOWN THERE, I SEE.

IT IS?

YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

GOT MORE?

SHOULD I PUT

SOME MORE ON?

SURE.

OK.

OK.

HERE. LET ME TRY.

CAN I, PLEASE?

OK.

THANKS.

UM...

EDDIE...

HOLD STILL.

EDDIE...EEH.

YOU PUT ON LIPSTICK

ABOUT AS GOOD

AS I DO.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO PUT LIPSTICK

ON THE LIPS.

OH, IT'S ALL

OVER MY--

IT'S ALL OVER

MY MOUTH NOW.

UH-OH.

WAIT. MAYBE

I CAN FIX THIS. OK.

IT'S ALL OVER

THE PLACE.

THERE. THAT'S

BETTER, RIGHT?

NEVER MIND.

NEVER MIND.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

YOU LOOK FINE.

YEAH. YEAH. YOU THINK

I LOOK OK?

AH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

THE NITELITE.

WOW, LOOKS LIKE

A PRETTY FANCY

PLACE, HUH?

ROSE,

THIS PARTY'S

REALLY NO BIG DEAL.

WE DON'T HAVE TO

GO IN HERE.

OH, I'D LIKE TO.

NO. THERE--

YEAH.

WELL, WE CAN GO

SOMEWHERE ELSE

IF YOU JUST WANT

TO DANCE.

THAT'S OK.

ALL RIGHT,

COME ON.

JUST BE QUIET.

HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

THANKS A LOT.

FRIEND OF YOURS?

COME ON.

GOOD EVENING,

CORPORAL BIRDLACE.

GOOD EVENING, MA'AM.

FINE WOMAN YOU GOT

THERE, CORPORAL.

I'LL BE SURE

TO INCLUDE THIS

IN MY REPORT TO

THE INSPECTOR GENERAL.

THANK YOU, SIR.

GOOD LUCK,

CORPORAL.

WAIT A SECOND.

I JUST WANT TO...

YOU LOOK GREAT.

OH...REALLY?

REALLY. YOU DO.

OH...

OK.

LET'S HIT IT.

YOU WANT A PARTY?

YOU GOT YOURSELF A PARTY.

♪ YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY

I'VE GOT TO GET BACK ♪

♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK

♪ WHOA, BABY, TO THAT

SUGAR SHACK ♪

♪ YEAH, HONEY

HEY, BIRDLACE!

HEY, ZAWORSKY!

♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK

♪ AND NOW

THAT SUGAR SHACK QUEEN... ♪

THIS IS ROSE.

HI, ROSE.

HI, ROSE.

WELCOME TO PARADISE,

CORPORAL.

THANK YOU,

CORPORAL.

♪ JUST SIT AROUND AND DREAM

OF THOSE OLD MEMORIES ♪

♪ AH, BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS

I'M GONNA LAY DOWN TRACKS ♪

♪ IN THE DIRECTION

OF THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪

♪ JUST ME AND HER, YES,

WE'RE GONNA GO BACK ♪

♪ TO THAT SUGAR SHACK

♪ WHOA, OH,

TO THAT SUGAR SHACK ♪♪

TO THE 4 BEES!

AND THEIR LADIES.

AND THEIR GIRLS.

SEMPER FI.

SEMPER FI!

THAT'S ONLY 3 BEES--

BERZIN, BENJAMIN,

AND BIRDLACE.

MY NAME'S BUELL.

THEY JUST

CALL ME OKIE.

YOU 4 HAVE ALL BEEN FRIENDS

SINCE BOOT CAMP?

NO. IN BOOT CAMP, YOU

LINE UP ACCORDING TO HEIGHT.

IN I.T.R.--

THAT'S INFANTRY TRAINING

AFTER BOOT CAMP--

IT'S ALPHABETICAL ORDER,

SO WE WERE ALWAYS

LINING UP TOGETHER.

GOT TO BE PRETTY TIGHT.

PRETTY SOON EVERYONE

STARTED CALLING US

THE 4 BEES.

AND, UH, WE'VE STUCK

TOGETHER SINCE THEN.

SO, YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS

FROM STANDING IN LINE?

HA HA.

WELL, I'M VERY HAPPY

TO HAVE MET YOU ALL.

I REALLY AM.

WHERE'S

OUR FUCKING DRINKS?

YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE

TO SWEAR, DON'T YOU?

NO. WE LIKE

TO DRINK.

NO BIG THING, ROSE.

IT'S JUST WORDS.

AFTER A WHILE,

YOU DON'T EVEN HEAR IT.

DON'T MEAN SHIT.

Waitress: MAKE ROOM

FOR ANOTHER ROUND.

NO. I'VE ALREADY HAD 2.

HONEY, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST A MAI TAI.

IT'S A VERY WEAK DRINK.

TRUST ME.

YOU WON'T GET DRUNK.

RIGHT. DRINK UP.

I'LL TAKE ANOTHER

ONE OF THOSE DOUBLES

FOR ME, HONEY.

Man: GENTLEMEN, EVERYONE

ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

THANKS.

OK. GENTLEMEN,

I SAY WE DANCE.

Eddie: RIGHT.

YEAH. CARE TO DANCE,

MISS TWO BEARS?

COME ON, DARLING.

LET'S HIT IT.

RUTH, LET'S SEE IF WE

CAN MAKE A RAIN STORM.

LET'S SHOW THEM

WHAT WE GOT.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

NO.

WELL, YOU SURE

SEEM MAD.

ROSE, I'M HAPPIER THAN

A 2-PECKERED OWL.

IT'S THE FUCKING

WAITRESS.

COME ON, EDDIE.

LET'S DANCE.

YEAH, YEAH, ROSE AND I

WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

SHE HAS TO FINISH

HER DRINK STILL.

COME ON, HONEY.

GET OFF YOUR ASS

AND DANCE.

YOU GOT SOME TOUGH

COMPETITION OUT THERE.

♪ MY SWEET FRAULEIN

DOWN IN BERLIN TOWN ♪

♪ MAKES MY HEART

START TO YEARN ♪

♪ AND MY CHINA DOLL

DOWN IN OLD HONG KONG ♪

♪ WAITS FOR MY RETURN

♪ PRETTY POLYNESIAN BABY,

OVER THE SEA... ♪

HAVING A GOOD TIME,

CORPORAL BIRDLEGS?

YEAH, YEAH.

CARRY ON, ASSHOLE.

BIRDLEGS?

IT'S JUST

A NICKNAME.

WAITRESS!

DON'T DRINK ANY MORE.

TALK TO ME.

WHAT KIND

OF A BIRD IS THAT?

IT'S A BLUEBIRD,

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS.

SEE? IT FLIES.

CARRIES ME AWAY

FROM ALL THE TROUBLES

AND TAKES ME TO WHERE

IT'S ALL HAPPY.

CROCK OF SHIT.

DOES IT EVER WORK?

LET'S GET THE HELL

OUT OF HERE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE

SUPPOSED TO DANCE.

ROSE, YOU'RE A NICE GIRL.

THIS IS A FUCKED UP PLACE.

I'D LIKE TO DANCE.

COME ON.

LET'S HIT IT,

BIRDLEGS.

YEAH. SEMPER FI,

DO OR DIE.

♪ ...DEPART

♪ I KNOW IT'S SO

♪ AND YET I KNOW

♪ I CAN'T GET YOU

OUT OF MY HEART ♪

♪ YOU-OU-OU-OU

♪ MADE ME LEAVE

MY HAPPY HOME ♪

♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE,

AND NOW YOU'VE GONE ♪

♪ SINCE I FELL FOR YOU

WHAT DO YOU

GIVE HER?

A 4.

A 4?

4? SHE'S NOT EVEN A WOMAN,

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

BULLSHIT.

SHE'S A FUCKING

GUY IN DRAG.

HOW CAN YOU

GIVE HER A 4?

I'LL BE SON OF A BITCH,

THAT IS A GUY.

I'LL GIVE HIM A 7.

YOU HAVING

A GOOD TIME?

OH, YES.

♪ WELL, IT'S TOO BAD

♪ AND IT'S TOO SAD

WELL, WHAT

HAVE WE HERE?

OH...OH...

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

THAT SON OF A BITCH.

LOOK AT HER.

OWW...

SHE'S NICE.

WELL, GENTLEMEN, I THINK

WE GOT A WINNER HERE.

BERZIN WINS.

HEY, BERZIN...

WINNER!

BIG 10.

10.

♪ I'M STILL

IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪

♪ WELL, I...

OOH...

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

[VOMITING]

OH, JESUS.

OHH. HOW MANY

POINTS FOR THAT?

HONORABLE MENTION.

WHOA, HERE'S THE MAN!

WHERE'S

THE MONEY?

UNBELIEVABLE.

SHE WAS

UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.

WHERE THE FUCK

DID YOU FIND HER?

OH, MAN, CORPORAL, THAT'S

TOP-FUCKING-SECRET.

CONGRATULATIONS,

YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

GOD, WAS

SHE BUTT-UGLY.

IT'S

A WELL-DESERVED WIN.

THAT'S 4 IN A ROW.

NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE

FUCKING MARINE CORP

EVER WON 4 IN A ROW.

WELL, I'D SAY I'M

ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK YOU'RE ONE

LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.

NO HARD FEELINGS,

BENJAMIN.

EAT MY ASS.

OH, FUCK YOU, TOO.

OH, BOY.

OH, BOY.

OH, BOY. OH, BOY.

♪ ALTHOUGH

HE GIVES ME A FEELING ♪

♪ THAT SETS

MY HEART A-REELIN' ♪

♪ YET IT'S EASIER...

♪ EASIER SAID THAN DONE ♪

[DOOR OPENS]

Woman: ONLY 50?

Berzin: COME ON, MARCIE.

CUT ME SOME SLACK,

WILL YOU?

SLACK? NO, YOU FIND "SLACK"

IN THE DICTIONARY

BETWEEN "SHIT"

AND "SYPHILIS."

WHAT ABOUT

THE CAB FARE?

I PAID 8 BUCKS

FOR THAT CAB.

HEY, BERZIN,

THIS AIN'T THE CHAPLAIN

YOU'RE TALKING TO.

YOU COME TO ME FOR HELP.

I HELP...FOR HALF THE MONEY.

THAT WAS THE DEAL.

SO DON'T BE GIVING ME NO SHIT

ABOUT A FUCKING CAB.

SHIT? I'M NOT GIVING

YOU FUCKING SHIT,

YOU GODDAMN SLUT.

TAKE YOUR GODDAMN

MONEY.

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

GOD--

YOU FUCKING JARHEADS.

YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

WHAT'S WRONG,

MARCIE?

THE MAN'S AN ASSHOLE.

THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.

HE COMES TO ME,

HE SAYS, "HEY, GUMS,

HOW'D YOU LIKE

TO MAKE 50 BUCKS,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE

TO DO NOBODY?"

SO I SAY, "YEAH?

WHAT'S THE CATCH?"

"NO CATCH." SO HE TELLS ME

ABOUT THIS DOGFIGHT THING,

RIGHT? SO I SAY, "SURE."

I EVEN OFFER NOT

TO WEAR MY TEETH, RIGHT?

OH, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

AW, SHIT. NEVER MIND.

NO.

I'D LIKE TO HEAR.

IT'S NOT REALLY

AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS,

ALL RIGHT?

FREE COCKTAIL,

FREE BEER,

AND THEY GOT

TO BE POLITE.

THOSE ARE THE RULES.

THEY GOT TO BE POLITE.

WHAT RULES?

THE RULES

OF THE DOGFIGHT.

SEE, THEY EACH

PUT IN SOME MONEY

LIKE 50, 70,

75 BUCKS--

WHO DOES?

THE--THE ASSHOLES,

THE MARINES.

AND OUT OF THAT

THEY RENT THE JOINT,

PAY FOR THE FOOD

AND THE BOOZE,

AND THE REST OF THE MONEY

GOES FOR PRIZE MONEY.

THE THING THAT GETS ME IS HOW

GREAT THEY THINK THEY LOOK.

HAH! YOU EVER SEEN

SUCH A PACK OF PUKES

IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE?

THERE'S PRIZE MONEY?

THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.

THE UGLIEST WOMAN

WINS 100 BUCKS

FOR THE GUY WHO--

THE GUY WHO BRINGS HER.

I'M THE UGLIEST,

SO I WIN.

ONLY, SEE, I AIN'T

REALLY THAT UGLY.

YOU OUGHT TO SEE ME

WHEN I'M REALLY

DRESSED UP.

OH, GOD,

THIS IS AWFUL.

MARCIE, YOU MUST

FEEL TERRIBLE.

IT'S NOT SO BAD.

AT LEAST

I GOT 50 BUCKS.

ALL YOU GOT WAS SICK.

♪ MARY LOU... ♪

HEY!

HOW YOU DOING

THERE, SHITBIRD?

GOOD.

YOU JUST WON

HONORABLE MENTION.

THAT'S 26 BUCKS

IN PRIZE MONEY.

IT'S A GOOD THING

SHE PUKED UP IN THERE,

OR WE'D HAVE TO

GIVE IT TO FECTOR.

YEAH!

HEY, IT'S

A HELLUVA LOT BETTER

THAN A BAYONET

UP YOUR ASS.

ALWAYS.

HEY!

DON'T "HEY" ME.

DON'T YOU DARE "HEY" ME.

YOU ARE A CRUEL,

HEARTLESS,

IGNORANT CREEP.

AND IF I WERE A MAN,

I WOULD BEAT YOU

TO A PULP.

WHO GAVE YOU

THE RIGHT

TO TREAT PEOPLE

LIKE THIS?

IT'S VICIOUS!

ALL OF YOU

ARE JUST VICIOUS!

I'M SORRY!

HOW CAN YOU BE SORRY?

YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS.

YOU'RE JUST

A WORTHLESS EXCUSE

FOR A HUMAN BEING.

HEY, THAT'S MY SHIPMATE!

SHUT UP, YOU CREEP!

YOUR APOLOGY

MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

EVERYTHING OUT OF

YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT

HAS BEEN JUST

ROTTEN, DIRTY LIES.

AND I'M SORRY THAT

I EVER MET YOU.

OK.

GOD, WHAT A BITCH.

WHERE DID YOU

FIND HER?

JERK!

FOR CHRIST SAKES.

WHAT THE HELL

WAS THAT ABOUT?

Okie: JESUS CHRIST!

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE

TO CONTROL YOUR WOMAN.

[TELEVISION PLAYING]

[SNIFFLES]

ROSE.

WHAT?

IT'S 8:30.

WHAT KIND OF A PARTY

ENDS SO EARLY?

I DECIDED

TO COME HOME EARLY.

DID YOU HAVE

A GOOD TIME?

YEAH. IT WAS NICE.

I'M GOING TO GO

PRACTICE MY GUITAR.

NOT TOO LOUD, OK?

Man: REPENT!

HEY, WATCH YOURSELF.

REPENT!

REPENT!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

CARTOONS FOR ADULTS!

I LOVE WINNING,

CORPORAL!

IT FEELS

SO FUCKING GOOD.

HERE.

I GOT YOU A BEER.

QUIT EYE-FUCKING ME.

JESUS! THEY GOT THESE

FUCKING THINGS TIMED.

FIRST IT STOPS JUST WHEN

SHE TAKES OFF HER BRA.

NOW IT STOPS JUST AS SHE

TAKES OFF HER PANTIES.

THAT REALLY

PISSES ME OFF!

LET'S PUT ON OUR HAT,

BELLY UP

TO THAT HOLSTER.

WHY, YOU LOOK LIKE

DADDY'S LITTLE COWGIRL.

ALL RIGHT, NOW,

WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT

THING TO REMEMBER

DURING A WILD WEST

SHOOTOUT?

KILL, KILL, KILL.

THAT'S RIGHT. NOW LET'S

GET INTO OUR POSITION,

LINE THAT

SON OF A BITCH UP...

DRAW!

KILL! KILL! KILL!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

I GOT TO TALK TO HIM.

WHAT THE HELL'S

GOING ON?

THE DOGFIGHT'S OVER.

FORGET ABOUT THAT SHIT.

OK, NOW HALF-MAST

THOSE SKIVVIES.

BITCH!

FUCKING MACHINE!

WHAT, YOU JUST

LEARN TO WALK?

OKIE, GIVE ME

ANOTHER NICKEL.

ALL RIGHT, BUT I

GET TO SEE, TOO.

OK.

I'M SERIOUS--

I'M SERIOUS.

GIVE IT TO ME.

HEY, WHERE THE FUCK

DID BIRDLACE GO?

TELL ME NOW.

HE TOOK OFF.

HE SAID HE'D MEET US

AT NAVY BILL'S.

IF I DON'T SEE HER ASS,

I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU.

Joan Baez: ♪ DON'T SING

LOVE SONGS ♪

♪ YOU'LL WAKE MY MOTHER

♪ SHE'S SLEEPING HERE

♪ RIGHT BY MY SIDE

♪ AND IN HER

RIGHT HAND ♪

♪ A SILVER DAGGER

♪ SHE SAYS THAT I

♪ CAN'T BE YOUR BRIDE

♪ ALL MEN ARE FALSE

♪ SAYS MY MOTHER

♪ THEY'LL TELL YOU

WICKED ♪

♪ LOVIN' LIES...

♪ THE VERY NEXT EVENING

♪ HE'LL COURT ANOTHER

GOD!

[BARKING]

WHOA!

♪ OH, TO PINE

AND SIGH... ♪

Mother: ROSIE, WHAT IS IT?

WHO'S OUT THERE?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S JUST CAPTAIN.

♪ A HANDSOME DEVIL

♪ HE'S GOT A CHAIN

♪ 5 MILES LONG

♪ AND ON EVERY LINK

♪ A HEART DOES DANGLE

♪ OF ANOTHER MAID

♪ HE'S LOVED

AND WRONGED ♪

♪ GO COURT ANOTHER

TENDER MAIDEN... ♪

HERE.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON. HERE.

GOOD BOY. YEAH.

YOU'RE A BIG FUCKER,

AREN'T YOU?

YEAH? WANT SOME?

LOOK AT THOSE EARS.

♪ AND I DECIDED

♪ TO SLEEP ALONE

♪ ALL OF MY LIFE ♪

[GROWLING]

OK, EASY.

OH! UNH!

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

MOTHERFUCKER!

OH M--

[RING]

[BARKING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

PRETTY HOKEY, ISN'T IT?

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT

YOU'D LIKE IT.

DID I WIN ANYTHING?

NOTHING.

YOU WERE DISQUALIFIED.

LIAR.

ROSE, I SWEAR.

WHAT ABOUT

THOSE OTHER GIRLS?

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

WHAT ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS?

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT

THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS?

THEY DIDN'T KNOW

ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

BESIDES,

YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

I'VE BEEN TO 6

DIFFERENT DOGFIGHTS.

YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL

I EVER TRIED TO TALK

OUT OF GOING.

YOU DID NOT.

YES, MA'AM.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

IN FRONT OF

THE NITELITE?

I TRIED TO STOP YOU,

AND BEFORE

DANCING, TOO.

BECAUSE WHEN YOU DANCE,

THAT'S FINAL JUDGING.

THAT'S CRAZY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

THERE'S A LOT OF SHIT

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T APOLOGIZE, EVER,

AND I CAME ALL

THE FUCK WAY BACK HERE

TO APOLOGIZE,

AND I DON'T

UNDERSTAND THAT.

I WANTED TO TAKE YOU

OUT TO DINNER

AND TRY TO MAKE THINGS

UP TO YOU

IF AT ALL POSSIBLE,

AND I'M STANDING HERE

NOW, FEELING LIKE

A GODDAMN IDIOT,

SO....FUCK IT.

IF YOU DON'T

WANT ME AROUND HERE

AND IF I'M JUST

A PAIN IN YOUR ASS,

JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE

AND I'M GONE.

I WANT YOU

TO STOP SWEARING.

OK.

OK.

OK, WHAT?

OK, LET'S

GO TO DINNER,

BUT IF THIS IS SOME PART

OF YOUR DOGFIGHT,

I'LL KILL YOU.

NO, ROSE, IT'S NOT.

I PROMISE,

IT'LL BE JUST YOU AND I

AT A NICE JOINT

HAVING A NICE DINNER.

AND WE WON'T EVER MENTION

THIS DOGFIGHT AGAIN.

ROGER THAT.

IT'LL JUST BE LIKE

A REGULAR DATE,

JUST 2 REGULAR PEOPLE

ON A REGULAR DATE.

RIGHT.

[LOCK CLICKS]

WELL, KNOWING BIRDLACE,

HE'S PROBABLY OUT

LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION.

SPEAKING OF ACTION...

WHOA! HO.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

LIKE THAT

LOST TO A DETACHMENT

OF DECK APES!

WELL, I THOUGHT

I SMELLED SQUID SHIT.

I SMELL IT.

HOW'D YOU LIKE

TO EAT MY SHIT?

HUH, FUCKING JARHEAD?

Man: FIGHT! FIGHT!

Driver: MARKET AND POWELL.

GET OUT HERE?

YEAH.

I THINK

I KNOW A PLACE.

[KLEZMER MUSIC PLAYS]

HERE.

WE CAN DO BETTER.

EDDIE, THIS IS

A NICE RESTAURANT.

WE CAN

DO BETTER.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC

PLAYS SOFTLY]

CAN I HELP YOU?

YEAH. EXCUSE ME.

DINNER FOR TWO.

DO YOU HAVE

A RESERVATION?

YES. MY SECRETARY

CALLED IN. GILMORE.

NOT THAT THAT

SHOULD MATTER,

BEING THERE'S PLENTY

OF ROOM, AS I SEE.

YES, SIR, THERE IS,

BUT I'M AFRAID THAT

UNLESS YOU HAVE A JACKET,

I CAN'T SEAT YOU.

WELL, I'M WEARING A JACKET.

YOU'RE WEARING

A WINDBREAKER, SIR.

I WAS SPEAKING

OF A DINNER JACKET

OR AT LEAST A TIE

AND A SPORTS COAT.

COULDN'T YOU JUST

PUT US IN THE BACK

IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE

OUT OF THE WAY?

IT'S MY LAST NIGHT

STATESIDE,

AND I WANTED TO TAKE

MY GIRL OUT TO DINNER.

I'M SORRY, SIR,

BUT IT'S A RULE

STRICTLY ENFORCED.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THAT MAN'S A PRICK!

HE WAS DOING

HIS JOB.

BULLSHIT! JUST LIKE

A SECOND LIEUTENANT--

YOU GIVE THEM A LITTLE POWER,

AND THEY'LL ROLL IN IT

LIKE DOGS IN SHIT.

MAKES THEM

FEEL LIKE WOLVES

INSTEAD OF THE STUPID

LITTLE FUCKING LAP DOG

THAT HE IS.

I'M GONNA BURN

HIS ASS.

EDDIE, WHAT

IS THE PROBLEM?

I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE SUPPOSED

TO HAVE A NICE, NORMAL DATE.

OH, THERE'S NO PROBLEM,

JUST A MAN

WITH A MISSION.

WHAT KIND OF MISSION?

YOU AND ME

AGAINST THE PRICKS.

ARE YOU WITH ME?

IT HAS JUST BEEN

THE CRAZIEST NIGHT.

EDDIE'S GRANDFATHER DIES,

AND THE NEXT THING WE KNOW,

WE'RE HEADED FOR MIDNIGHT MASS.

PUT THAT BACK

WHERE IT BELONGS.

YES, MA'AM.

AND HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE

APPROPRIATE FUNERAL WEAR

HANGING IN HIS CLOSET.

I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S LATE.

WE WERE ASLEEP.

I KNOW

AND I'M VERY SORRY.

IT'S JUST, WE WOULD

JUST LIKE ONE JACKET

SO THAT EDDIE

CAN LOOK HIS BEST.

PLEASE, DARLING,

HURRY.

OK, DARLING.

I'M HURRYING

AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

EDDIE'S HAVING TROUBLE

MAKING DECISIONS.

HE'S A LITTLE SHOOK UP.

WHAT THE HELL'S

GOING ON?

THEY'RE GOING

TO A FUNERAL.

I TELL YOU, ROSE, THAT

WAS OUTSTANDING BULLSHIT.

I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED.

IT WASN'T EASY WITH YOU

THROWING JACKETS ALL OVER.

AHEM!

GOOD EVENING.

DINNER FOR TWO,

PLEASE.

THANKS.

OH, LOOK.

IT'S SO NICE,

SO CLEAN.

SHH!

[CLAPPING]

ROSE, WHAT DO YOU

THINK OF THIS ONE?

HEY, FRIENDLY.

OVER HERE.

THIS WILL BE

JUST FINE, THANKS.

PLEASE.

IT'S MY PLEASURE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'VE BEEN

SO WONDERFUL.

HERE. THIS IS FOR

YOU--A BUCK.

THAT WON'T

BE NECESSARY, SIR.

OH, PLEASE,

I INSIST!

YOU'RE WORTH A BUCK.

NOW, ISN'T HE?

SEE? YOU ARE

WORTH A BUCK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH

FOR YOUR TIME

AND EFFORT, SIR.

JUST WAIT TILL I'M

THROUGH WITH HIM--

HE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW

WHETHER TO SHIT OR GO BLIND.

EDDIE, YOU'VE HAD

YOUR FUN.

WHY DO YOU HAVE

TO DO THIS?

WHAT?

LISTEN, ROSE.

SOMEONE DUMPS ON ME

5 POUNDS,

I DUMP BACK 50.

ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT THROUGH

WITH THAT JACK-OFF, YET.

OK, EDDIE, IF YOU'RE

GOING TO SPEND

THE REST OF THE NIGHT

TRYING TO MAKE THIS MAN

MISERABLE,

I'M GOING TO GO HOME.

WHAT?

YEAH, I'M SERIOUS.

WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

WE CAME HERE TO HAVE

A NICE DINNER.

AND I'D LIKE SOME RESPECT

FROM THAT MAN.

THAT'S ALL.

YOU DESERVE RESPECT, TOO.

WE'RE PAYING JUST LIKE

EVERYONE ELSE

IN THIS FUCKING JOINT.

THAT'S HOW

YOU GET RESPECT?

PEOPLE ARE SUCH

GODDAMN IDIOTS.

I KNOW THEY ARE,

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT

IN SPENDING ALL

YOUR TIME AND ENERGY

TRYING TO GET EVEN

WITH EVERYBODY

THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY?

BECAUSE IT FEELS GREAT,

THAT'S WHY,

IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT.

ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S

AN ASSHOLE--

AND WHAT'S THE POINT

OF EVERY WORD

THAT COMES

OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

BE A CURSE WORD?

HMM.

WELL, ARE YOU READY

TO ORDER NOW?

NO.

YES, GODDAMN IT.

I'M GOING TO HAVE

THE--

THE FUCKING

POACHED SALMON

WITH THE SON-OF-A-

BITCHING RICE AND, UH...

AND--AND

A DIRTY-BASTARD SALAD

WITH A...WITH A SHITLOAD

OF ROQUEFORT DRESSING.

THANK YOU.

AND WHO KNOWS WHAT

THIS ASSHOLE WANTS.

UH...

I'LL JUST TAKE

A FUCKING BEER.

Rose: THANK YOU.

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE

GOING TO HAVE,

A BEER?

YEAH.

YOU MUST BE STARVED.

NAH,

I'M NOT STARVED.

HERE YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

I'LL JUST PUT THIS

OVER HERE FOR NOW.

POACHED SALMON

AND RICE PILAF.

MMM.

OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL?

YEAH. THAT LOOKS GOOD,

REAL GOOD.

SEE, YOU ARE HUNGRY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU

ORDER ANYTHING?

I COULDN'T PAY FOR IT.

I CAN PAY FOR THAT,

AND I CAN PAY FOR THIS,

BUT THAT'S ALL

TILL PAYDAY.

WHAT'S THAT FOR?

WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

THANKS.

I'M GOING

TO HIT THE HEAD.

OK. I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE.

I KNOW THAT HE WAS

SO RUDE TO YOU.

A-HA!

I KNOW, BUT I DON'T

THINK IT'S FAIR

TO PREJUDGE PEOPLE

ON HOW THEY LOOK

OR HOW THEY'RE DRESSED.

DON'T YOU THINK?

MMM.

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU

GRINNING ABOUT?

I WAS JUST WONDERING

WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE

WITH YOUR HAIR

A LITTLE LONGER

AND WITHOUT THAT--

THAT BRUISE

ON YOUR FACE.

WELL, NOT MUCH BETTER.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

YOU KNOW,

WE'VE GOT A SAYING--

SHOT AT AND MISSED.

SHIT AT AND HIT.

THAT'S ME.

OOH.

SO, I SHOULD, UH,

TAKE YOU HOME SOON.

RIGHT?

IT'S KIND OF LATE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE WALKING.

YOU FEEL LIKE WALKING?

SURE.

AHH.

THANKS FOR DINNER.

OH, YOU'RE

SO WELCOME.

IT WAS REALLY NICE.

YEAH. IT WAS PROBABLY

THE MOST FRIGGING

EXPENSIVE MEAL

I EVER HAD.

♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,

A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪

♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,

A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪

♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,

A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪

♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,

A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪

♪ A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH,

A-WIMOWEH, A-WIMOWEH ♪

♪ AAH AAH AAH AAH... ♪

SO WE HAD TO RELOCATE

TO MISSOURI.

AS SOON AS

I GOT THERE,

I TRIED TO JOIN

THE AIR FORCE,

BUT THEIR RECRUITER

WAS OUT TO LUNCH.

SO THE MARINE RECRUITER

SEES ME

PACING AROUND

THE POST OFFICE AND SAYS,

"ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU."

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?

YEAH. SO I SAY,

"THAT'S QUITE A TRICK,

SEEING AS SHE'S DEAD."

THE RECRUITER SAYS,

"WELL, SHE SAID IT

BEFORE SHE DIED.

"SHE CALLED YOU AN

OVERSEXED, OVERTRAINED,

UNDERFED, UNDERPAID

KILLING MACHINE."

I THOUGHT

HE WAS CRAZY.

SO I ASKED HIM.

I SAID, "WHAT THE HELL

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

AND HE SAYS, "SHE WAS

TALKING ABOUT MARINES,

AND YOU SURE AS HELL

LOOK LIKE A MARINE TO ME."

AND I THOUGHT

THAT WAS PRETTY NEAT,

SO I BOLTED HOME,

GOT THE OLD MAN,

BROUGHT HIM BACK,

AND HE SIGNED THOSE

PAPERS SO DAMN FAST

HE NEARLY

SPRAINED HIS WRIST.

WHOO.

I WAS A LITTLE SHIT

BACK THEN,

BUT I WAS ONLY 16.

I DON'T THINK

YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT.

GEE, THANKS.

[NEEDLE BUZZES]

AH. THERE YOU GO.

IT'S A BEAUTY.

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

I MEAN,

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!

GET UP. ME NEXT.

OK, AND REMEMBER,

EXACT SAME BEE ON

THE EXACT SAME SPOT FOR HIM.

GOT'CHA.

OH, AND REMEMBER,

THERE'S ANOTHER

ONE OF US COMING--BIRDLEGS.

HE AIN'T HERE YET, BUT

EXACT SAME THING FOR HIM--

SAME SPOT AND SAME BEE.

YEAH. YEAH.

'CAUSE THERE'S 4 OF US

AND ALL, YOU KNOW--4 BEES.

THERE'S, UH, BIRDLACE

AND BERZIN.

MY NAME'S BUELL.

OW!

GODDAMN IT, OKIE!

LEAVE THE FUCKING

GUY ALONE,

FOR CHRIST SAKES.

HE'S BENJAMIN.

EDDIE, WILL I GET

TO SEE YOU SOME MORE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU WANT TO?

YEAH.

OK, THEN

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT

AS SOON

AS I GET BACK.

GET BACK FROM WHERE?

WELL,

I'M SHIPPING OUT

FIRST THING

TOMORROW MORNING.

GOING OVERSEAS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OKINAWA.

BUT I'M AIMING FOR

THIS OTHER PLACE.

IT'S A LITTLE

COUNTRY NEAR INDIA

CALLED VIETNAM.

YEAH. I THINK

I READ ABOUT IT.

AREN'T THEY FIGHTING THERE

OR SOMETHING?

NO, NOT REALLY.

WE'LL JUST BE THERE

AS ADVISERS

TO TEACH THEM HOW TO

TAKE CARE OF THE COMMIES.

THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS.

NAH. KICK A LITTLE ASS,

TAKE A FEW NAMES.

BE BACK IN A COUPLE

OF MONTHS.

EDDIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU

JUST TELL ME BEFORE

THAT YOU WERE LEAVING?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD

SOUND LIKE BULLSHIT.

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING

JUST TO SAY TO--

TO GET INTO YOUR...

SKIVVIES.

WOULD YOU MIND

IF I WROTE YOU?

ME? HELL, NO.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO

THIS CLUB IN NORTH BEACH

CALLED

THE STILL LIFE CAFE?

I WANT TO SING THERE

ONE DAY

AND WHEN I WRITE ABOUT IT,

YOU'LL KNOW WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YEAH. SURE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO.

I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE,

BUT IF YOU HAVE TO GET BACK

TO THE BASE, THAT'S OK.

NO. AS LONG AS I'M

BACK FOR FORMATION

FIRST THING IN THE

MORNING, IT'S FINE.

OK.

YOU GOT TO

WRITE ME, TOO.

I WILL.

YEAH?

YOU DON'T SEEM MUCH

LIKE THE

LETTER-WRITING KIND.

[CHUCKLES]

YOU OK?

I'M FINE.

I JUST DON'T

LIKE BLOOD.

AW...

LOOK. SORRY.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

Okie: YOU SURE

YOU'RE OK?

I'M FINE.

YOU'LL BE DONE SOON,

RIGHT?

REAL SOON.

IT'S LOOKING NICE, HUH?

Okie: THIS IS GREAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE FINALLY DID IT.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

GETTING THESE BEES

FOR 2 MONTHS.

THERE YOU GO.

IT'S A BEE.

IT'S MY BEE.

LOOKS GOOD.

BEAUTIFUL. NICE.

HA HA HA.

MY BEE IS SMILING.

BERZIN,

DOES YOUR BEE

HAVE A SMILE

ON HIS FACE?

THIS ONE

HAS A HUGE GRIN.

I DON'T THINK

THAT'S ME.

YOU SEE THE TITS

ON THIS BROAD?

NICE PAIR.

THIS IS GOING TO

LOOK THE SAME, RIGHT?

EXACT SAME BEE?

EXACT SAME SPOT?

PERFECT.

YOU EVER BEEN WITH SOMEBODY

WITH A PAIR TITS LIKE THAT?

SURE. HAVEN'T YOU?

YEAH, SURE.

REALLY?

YES.

OK.

HEY, OKIE, HOW YOU

DOING OVER HERE?

NO SWEAT.

WHERE'S FUCKING

BIRDLACE?

IT'S HIS TURN

VERY SOON.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

IF BIRDLACE

DOESN'T SHOW UP,

I'M GOING

TO GET HIS FOR HIM.

SO JIM SWAINE

DOESN'T EXIST,

AND YOU DON'T KNOW

WHO WOODY GUTHRIE IS

OR PETE SEEGER.

NO. IN FACT, THE ONLY

FOLK SINGERS I KNOW

IS PETER, PAUL,

AND MARY.

HA! LOOK,

THERE THEY ARE NOW.

VERY FUNNY.

PETER, PAUL,

AND MARY

ARE NOT REAL

FOLK SINGERS.

NO?

NO.

REAL FOLK SINGERS

WRITE THEIR

OWN STUFF,

SAY WHAT'S

ON THEIR MINDS.

THEY'RE THE ONES

WHO CAN

MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

HOW'S THAT?

THEIR MUSIC CAN

CHANGE THE WORLD.

WELL, IF YOU WANT

TO CHANGE THE WORLD, ROSE,

WHY DON'T YOU

JOIN THE MARINES

AND START SHOOTING?

SHOOTING CHANGES THINGS

REAL QUICK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU JUST SAID THAT.

WELL, I JUST DID.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

SHOOTING DOESN'T

SOLVE ANYTHING.

YOU SHOOT AT PEOPLE,

WELL, YOU GOT PEOPLE

SHOOTING BACK AT YOU.

WHEN YOU SING

TO PEOPLE,

YOUR MESSAGE GOES

STRAIGHT TO THE SOUL.

YOU OPEN UP A WHOLE

NEW POINT OF VIEW.

YOU DISARM THEM.

WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT

PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S

SENDING TROOPS

ACROSS THE BIG WATERS

TO MAKE SOME CHANGES

AND HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T

ISSUE THEM NO GUITARS.

WELL, THERE ARE PEOPLE

WHO DO USE MUSIC

OVER AGGRESSION.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD

THE SONG WE SHALL OVERCOME?

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

WHAT--WHY ARE YOU

LAUGHING?

I'M NOT LAUGHING.

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU THINK

THIS IS SOME JOKE?

I'LL BET YOU'VE NEVER

EVEN HEARD OF THIS SONG.

BULLSHIT.

BERZIN GOOFS ON IT

ALL THE TIME.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

OH, ALL THAT PROVES

IS YOUR FRIEND BERZIN

IS NOT ONLY A CHEAT,

BUT A COMPLETE MORON.

WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

HEY, ROSE!

YOU JUST MET THE GUY.

YOU CALL HIM A CHEAT?

HE IS A CHEAT.

HE DIDN'T FIND MARCIE.

HE HIRED HER.

HE EVEN TOLD HER

NOT TO WEAR HER TEETH.

OH, COME ON.

HE DID.

I OVERHEARD THEM

FIGHTING ABOUT IT.

HE WAS TRYING TO CHISEL

HER OUT OF HER SHARE,

SO HE'S NOT ONLY A CHEAT

AND A MORON,

HE'S A CHEAPSKATE.

THAT SON OF A BITCH.

OH...

HEY! HOLD IT.

HOLD IT.

WHAT'S

GOING ON HERE?

I AIN'T GONNA SPEND

MY LAST FEW HOURS

STATESIDE

ARGUING WITH YOU.

ESPECIALLY YOU.

I LIKE YOU.

DAMN IT.

I'M SORRY IF, UH...

I'M SORRY IF I

UPSET YOU ANYWAY.

THAT SONG IS JUST

VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

AND I DON'T LIKE TO SEE IT

RIDICULED LIKE THAT.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I'M SORRY.

I'M--I'M SORRY.

I'M--I'M SORRY.

NO. I'M SORRY,

SO SHUT UP.

THANK YOU, BUT I'M

REALLY, REALLY SORRY,

SO YOU SHUT UP.

IT WAS 4 TIMES

WE PLAYED.

YEAH, I THINK,

JUST GIVE US THE WORD

AND WE'RE THERE.

JUST THE TWO OF YOU?

JUST THE TWO OF US.

SHE SINGS, I PLAY.

HI, BOB.

UM, I'M JUST GONNA

SHOW HIM AROUND, OK?

SURE.

OK.

WHERE'D

YOU PLAY?

OK, UM, WE PLAYED

OVER AT RUDY'S

A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

HE REALLY DUG US.

SO THIS IS IT.

Bob: YOU GUYS

HAVE A MANAGER?

NO. RIGHT NOW...

WELL, IT'S

INTERESTING.

IT'S NICE.

YEAH.

YOU EVER

SING HERE?

NO.

I'M WAITING FOR MY HAIR

TO GET A LITTLE LONGER

AND WRITE MY OWN STUFF.

THEN I'LL BE READY

TO HOOT.

HOOT?

HOOT.

WHAT'S THAT?

SHORT FOR

HOOTENANNY.

EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT,

ANYBODY CAN COME UP

ON STAGE AND SING,

AND IF BOB LIKES 'EM,

THEN HE MIGHT

ASK 'EM BACK

OR GIVE 'EM A GIG

OR SOMETHING.

WHY DON'T YOU

SING SOMETHING?

WHAT?

YEAH,

SING SOMETHING,

LIKE, LIKE--LIKE

THAT SONG YOU SANG

EARLIER AT THE CAFE.

I DON'T KNOW

THAT SONG VERY WELL.

THAT'S OK.

I JUST WANT TO

SEE YOU UP THERE.

UM...

WELL...

YOU'VE

GOT THE STAGE.

YOU'VE GOT ME

AS THE AUDIENCE.

SO WHY DON'T YOU

JUST SING?

PLEASE?

OK.

I DON'T KNOW PIANO

ALL THAT WELL.

THAT'S OK.

OH...

I'LL JUST PLAY IT

VERY SIMPLY.

THAT'S FINE.

OK.

♪ JUST A LITTLE--

UM...

♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN

♪ FALLING ALL AROUND

♪ THE GRASS

LIFTS ITS HEAD ♪

♪ TO THE HEAVENLY SOUND

♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN

♪ JUST A LITTLE RAIN

♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

TO THE RAIN? ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BOY

♪ STANDING IN THE RAIN

♪ THE GENTLE RAIN

THAT FALLS FOR YEARS ♪

♪ AND THE GRASS IS GONE

♪ THE BOY DISAPPEARS

♪ AND RAIN KEEPS FALLING

LIKE HELPLESS TEARS ♪

♪ AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

TO THE RAIN? ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE

♪ OUT OF THE SKY

♪ THE LEAVES

PAT THEIR HANDS ♪

♪ AS THE BREEZE BLOWS BY

♪ JUST A LITTLE BREEZE

♪ WITH SOME SMOKE

IN ITS EYE ♪

♪ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

TO THE RAIN? ♪♪

[CLAPPING]

♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO

♪ OO-OO-OOH WEE-OO

♪ WEE-OO

ROSE, LOCK YOUR EYES

ON THEIR NUMSKULLS

AND BRAIN THEM!

♪ I HEAR THE MUSIC

♪ ALL--

YEAH!

♪ OPEN UP

♪ LET ME IN

♪ I WANT TO COME IN AGAIN

♪ I THOUGHT

YOU WERE MY FRIEND ♪

♪ WEE-OO, WEE-OO

♪ OO-WEE-OO

♪ WEE-OO-- ♪

SEE, I THINK THAT YOU'RE

GONNA LIKE THIS A LOT.

[PLAYING WOULD YOU CARE]

[PLAYING BEAUTIFUL DREAMER]

[PLAYING ON THE LOVELIEST

NIGHT OF THE YEAR]

[PLAYING LET ME

CALL YOU SWEETHEART]

[ALL PLAYING AT ONCE]

♪ MY DARLING

♪ WOULD YOU CARE

OH...

[KISS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Movie: ADVERTISERS

HAVE FOUND

THAT THE WOMEN OF AMERICA

ARE KEENLY INTERESTED

IN THE TYPE OF SOAP

THEY USE.

IN FACT, THE MEN OF AMERICA

HAVE A KEEN INTEREST

IN THE PRODUCT

AND HOW IT IS USED ALSO.

[MOANS]

THE OUTBOARD MOTOR HAS

BROUGHT A RENEWED INTEREST

IN WATER SPORTS

IN THIS COUNTRY.

OUTSTANDING LIBERTY,

ISN'T IT?

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

...LAKES AND STREAMS

FOR EXERCISE--

I GUESS I SHOULD GO,

'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GET UP

EARLY IN THE MORNING.

YEAH. YOU, TOO.

YEAH.

SO I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW.

OR...

YOU COULD, UM...

COME IN

FOR A MINUTE.

YOU THINK SO?

YEAH, FOR A LITTLE

WHILE, IF YOU WANT.

I'D LOVE TO.

OK. LET'S GO.

OK.

SHH.

[TELEVISION PLAYING]

[CREAK]

Man on TV:

YOU'RE A BIT BETTER?

YOU ARE AS GUILTY AS I.

THEN THEY'LL

TREAT YOU QUICKLY.

AND YOU MUSTN'T SUFFER MUCH.

GOOD LUCK.

[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]

[LOCK CLICKS]

IS SHE SLEEPING?

YEAH. SHE ALWAYS SLEEPS

WITH THE TV ON.

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR

SOME MUSIC?

SURE.

[MUSIC STARTS]

WHO ARE

THESE PEOPLE?

OK.

OK. THIS IS

MALVINA REYNOLDS.

SHE'S THE ONE

WHO WROTE THE SONG

THAT I SANG TODAY.

AND...AND...

THAT'S

WOODY GUTHRIE,

AND THAT'S

PETE SEEGER.

THAT'S JOAN BAEZ.

SHE'S MY--

SHE'S MY FAVORITE.

AND THERE'S

BOB DYLAN.

YOU KNOW HIM, RIGHT?

AND THAT'S ODETTA.

OH, SHE HAS THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

AND...

SORRY. NO PICTURES

OF JIM SWAINE.

♪ PAWNED MY WATCH

♪ PAWNED MY CHAIN

♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING

THAT WAS IN MY NAME... ♪

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY

MUSICAL BINGO?

SURE.

OK.

IT'S REALLY FUN.

OK.

UM...

AHEM.

OK. YOU CAN BE

THE MAESTRO,

AND YOU GET 12 CHIPS.

HERE. YOU CAN

COUNT THOSE OUT.

AND I'LL GET 12,

AND...

IS THIS LIKE BINGO?

MM-HMM. IT'S--

IT'S A MUSICAL BINGO.

I CAN'T PLAY BINGO.

NO?

NO.

OK.

WE DON'T HAVE

TO PLAY BINGO.

NO.

NNN.

♪ PAWNED MY CHAIR

♪ PAWNED MY BED

♪ AIN'T GOT NOWHERE

TO LAY MY HEAD ♪

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ PAWNED MY TOBACCO

♪ PAWNED MY PIPE

♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING

THAT WAS IN MY SIGHT ♪

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

IS THIS OK?

YEAH.

YEAH?

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD

CHANGE MAYBE?

SHOULD I CHANGE?

MM-HMM.

YEAH?

OK. I'LL CHANGE.

UM, MY NIGHTGOWN.

AND I'LL JUST--

I'LL GO IN HERE

AND CHANGE.

♪ DIDN'T I SHAKE,

SUGAREE? ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ PAWNED MY BONNET

♪ PAWNED MY BLOUSE

♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING,

EVEN PAWNED MY OLD TOWEL ♪

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ PAWNED MY HAT

♪ PAWNED MY KEY

♪ PAWNED EVERYTHING

THAT I COULD SEE ♪

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ HAVE NO SECRETS

♪ I AIN'T GONNA TELL

♪ I'M GOIN' TO HEAVEN

♪ AND I AIN'T GOIN' TO--

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

YOU LOOK GOOD.

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪

♪ OH, LORDY ME,

DIDN'T I SHAKE, SUGAREE? ♪

YOU LOOK REAL GOOD.

THANK YOU.

♪ IS DONE AND GONE

♪ EVERYTHING I GOT

IS DONE AND GONE ♪♪

SORRY.

THE BED'S SMALL.

♪ WELL, IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,

BABE ♪

♪ IF'N YOU DON'T

KNOW BY NOW ♪

♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ TO SIT AND WONDER WHY,

BABE ♪

♪ IT'LL NEVER DO SOMEHOW

♪ WHEN YOUR ROOSTER CROWS

AT THE BREAK OF DAWN ♪

♪ LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW,

AND I'LL BE GONE ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE REASON

I'M A-TRAVELIN' ON ♪

♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,

IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

COULDN'T WE JUST...

♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ IN A-TURNIN' ON

YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪

♪ THE LIGHT I...

HERE'S MY ADDRESS.

♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ IN TURNIN' ON

YOUR LIGHT, BABE ♪

♪ I'M ON THE DARK SIDE

OF THE ROAD ♪

♪ BUT I WISH

THERE WAS SOMETHING-- ♪

YOU CAN WRITE

IF YOU WANT.

♪ YOU WOULD DO OR SAY

♪ TO TRY AND MAKE ME--

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

♪ CHANGE MY MIND

AND STAY ♪

OK.

♪ BUT WE NEVER DID TOO--

GOOD-BYE, EDDIE.

♪ MUCH TALKING, ANYWAY

♪ DON'T THINK TWICE,

IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

BYE.

♪ SO IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ IN CALLIN' OUT

MY NAME, GAL ♪

♪ LIKE YOU NEVER

DONE BEFORE ♪

♪ AND IT AIN'T NO USE

♪ IN CALLIN' OUT

MY NAME, GAL ♪

♪ I CAN'T HEAR YOU

ANYMORE ♪

♪ I'M A-THINKIN'

AND A-WONDERIN' ♪

♪ WALKIN' DOWN THE ROAD

♪ I ONCE LOVED A WOMAN

♪ A CHILD, I AM TOLD

♪ I GIVE HER MY HEART

♪ BUT SHE WANTED MY SOUL

♪ BUT DON'T THINK TWICE,

IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪♪

HOW ABOUT A DIME

FOR COFFEE?

CORPORAL BIRDLACE

REPORTING FOR DUTY.

WHERE THE HELL

HAVE YOU BEEN?

YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW.

I FORGET.

I LOOK A HELL OF A LOT

BETTER THAN YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE HAD A PISSER

OF A TIME.

TANGLED ASSHOLES

WITH SOME SQUID,

WENT TO A SKIN FLICK,

MET A VERY SENSITIVE

WOMAN.

YEAH, SHE DID 3

OF US FOR 10 BUCKS,

AND BEFORE THAT,

WE GOT US THIS HERE

TATTOO.

A BEE.

CHECK IT OUT.

BEE FOR THE 4 BEES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LIKE IT.

IT'S NICE.

Okie: BERZIN GOT

YOURS FOR YOU.

SHOW HIM, BERZ.

BZZZ.

FUCK OFF.

THAT'S PRETTY.

YOU OWE ME A BEE.

P.A.: ATTENTION,

ALL MILITARY PERSONNEL--

THE NAVY SHUTTLE FOR

TREASURE ISLAND WILL DEPART--

LET'S GO.

SO, YOU GOING

TO TELL US OR WHAT?

SPIT IT OUT, BIRDLEGS.

I TOLD HER I WOULDN'T

TELL NO ONE.

COME ON, YOU ASSHOLE.

WE'D TELL YOU.

OK. YOU GOT TO

KEEP IT DOWN THOUGH,

'CAUSE SHE WAS MARRIED.

MARRIED?

SHE WAS MARRIED?

YOU FUCK!

SHE WAS MARRIED.

OUTSTANDING,

CORPORAL BIRDLACE.

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

WHAT THEY SAY--MARRIED'S BEST.

THEY DON'T TELL,

THEY DON'T SWELL.

GOOD-LOOKING?

OH, YEAH. 32, BLONDE,

BUILT LIKE A--

32? WHAT ARE YOU,

SOME GRANDMA-FUCKER?

IF THE GRANDMOTHER

LOOKED LIKE THIS,

YOU BET YOUR ASS.

SHE WAS REAL

GOOD-LOOKING.

SHE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH.

HER OLD MAN DIDN'T

GIVE HER MUCH ATTENTION.

PROBABLY A FAG.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

FROM A LIEUTENANT

COMMANDER IN PERSONNEL?

AN OFFICER'S WIFE!

THAT'S OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!

Eddie: YOU KNOW WHAT,

BERZIN?

I THINK YOU AND ME

ARE FULL OF SHIT.

Berzin: COME ON, BIRDLACE.

WHAT'S YOUR BEEF?

THAT TOOTHLESS

SACK OF SHIT

THAT YOU TOOK

TO THE PARTY--

THE DOGFIGHT.

THAT WAS A SETUP,

RIGHT?

WHAT MAKES YOU

THINK THAT?

I WASN'T OUT WITH

THE OFFICER'S WIFE

LAST NIGHT.

I WAS OUT WITH ROSE.

SHE TOLD ME.

I FIGURED SHE WAS

GOING TO DO THAT.

I SAW YOU WITH HER

LAST NIGHT IN CHINATOWN,

BY THE WAY, WHILE US GUYS

WERE GETTING OUR BEES PUT ON.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

FUCKIN'-A.

I WON'T TELL THEM.

JUST LIKE YOU'RE NOT

GOING TO TELL THEM

I FIXED THE FIGHT,

RIGHT?

HOW DID WE GET TO BE SO

FULL OF SHIT LIKE THIS?

HOW DID WE BECOME

THESE FUCKING IDIOTS?

I WAS SITTING HERE

THINKING ABOUT IT,

AND...AH, FUCK IT.

I GUESS I DON'T KNOW

WHAT STARTED IT ALL.

YEAH. FORGET ABOUT IT.

RIGHT.

GO BACK TO SLEEP.

RIGHT.

IT AIN'T WORTH IT.

SO YOU WON THE DOGFIGHT

FAIR AND SQUARE,

AND I WAS DATING

THE OFFICER'S WIFE

FOR ONE NIGHT.

ROGER THAT, CORPORAL.

BULLSHIT.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

I DO.

LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING ABOUT BULLSHIT.

IT'S EVERYWHERE.

YOU HIT ME WITH A LITTLE,

I BUY IT.

I HIT YOU WITH A LITTLE,

YOU BUY IT.

RIGHT.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE US IDIOTS.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES US

BUDDIES.

WE BUY WHAT THE CORPS

HANDS OUT,

AND THAT'S

WHAT MAKES US MARINES.

AND THE CORPS IS BUYING

ALL THE BULLSHIT

FROM PRESIDENT KENNEDY,

AND PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S

BUYING THE BULLSHIT

FROM EVERYBODY

IN THE U.S. OF FUCKIN'-A.

RIGHT.

AND THAT'S WHAT

MAKES US AMERICANS.

IT'S STILL BULLSHIT.

RIGHT.

AND WE'RE IN IT UP TO

OUR GODDAMN LIPS, BUDDY.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

BERZIN, YOU CAN MAKE

SENSE OUT OF ANYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M

MAKING SENSE, BUT...

THIS MAKES A HELL OF

A LOT OF SENSE TO ME, BOY.

THERE'S NO BULLSHIT

IN THIS.

[OKIE FARTS]

JESUS.

VERY FUCKING CHARMING,

OKIE.

VERY FUCKING CHARMING.

NOW, IS THAT THE OKIE

AROMA I SMELL?

HEY, BIRDSHIT,

TELL ME AGAIN,

WAS SHE A FOX

OR WHAT?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW, THE

OFFICER'S WIFE.

HOW GOOD-LOOKING

WAS SHE?

TELL ME.

ALL RIGHT. TELL HIM.

I'LL TELL YOU THIS,

YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH--

SHE WAS SO FINE,

YOU'D BE HAPPY

TO DO A LOW-CRAWL

THROUGH A FUCKING MINEFIELD

JUST TO SMELL THE TIRES

ON THE LAUNDRY TRUCK

HAULING AWAY

HER SKIVVIES.

GET OUT OF HERE!

WHOA!

GET OFF OF ME!

HEY, COME ON!

Okie: WATCH MY HAIR!

♪ WE SHALL OVERCOME

SOMEDAY ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

AROUND! ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

AROUND ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

AROUND ♪

♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

AROUND ♪

SOMEDAY!

♪ SOMEDAY!

♪ OH

♪ DEEP IN MY HEART... ♪

DALEY.

HERE.

ERLICH.

HERE.

BAILY.

HERE.

RIKER.

HERE.

FLICKER.

HERE.

SANDERS.

HERE.

SARLOFF.

HERE.

ZANE.

HERE.

TV: WE HAVE NBC's BOB MacNEIL

ON THE LINE NOW

WITH A REPORT.

PLEASE GO AHEAD, BOB.

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY

MALCOLM KILDUFF

HAS JUST ANNOUNCED

THAT PRESIDENT KENNEDY...

DIED AT APPROXIMATELY 1:00

CENTRAL STANDARD TIME,

JUST ABOUT 35 MINUTES AGO.

Bob: AFTER BEING

SHOT AT...

AFTER BEING SHOT...

BY AN UNKNOWN

ASSAILANT...

BY AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT...

DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE

THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.

DURING A MOTORCADE RIDE

THROUGH DOWNTOWN DALLAS.

THE PRESIDENT DIED...

THE PRESIDENT DIED...

APPROXIMATELY 25 MINUTES...

APPROXIMATELY

25 MINUTES...

I'LL SEE YOUR 4

AND RAISE YOU...5.

Okie: Y'ALL WANT

TO HEAR A JOKE?

THAT'S IT. I WON.

WHAT'S THIS SHIT?

Okie: Y'ALL WANT

TO HEAR A JOKE?

WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

TELL THE FUCKING JOKE.

WHAT DID THE GHOST

SAY TO THE BEE?

I DON'T KNOW.

BOO, BEE. BOO, BEE.

ACTUALLY,

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

AH, THAT'S REAL

FUNNY, OKIE.

[MORTAR FIRE]

AAH! MY LEG!

AAH!

I'VE BEEN HIT.

AAH!

I'VE BEEN HIT!

AAH!

HEY! I NEED HELP!

AAH! MY FUCKING ARM!

AAH!

BENJAMIN!

HE'S DEAD!

HE'S DEAD!

THE MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!

WHERE'S BENJAMIN?!

BUDDY, DON'T YOU FUCKING

GIVE UP ON ME!

[EXPLOSION]

P.A.: SAN FRANCISCO.

WATCH YOUR STEP

GETTING OFF.

Loudspeaker: SO, UH, THANKS

FOR COMING, FOLKS.

HEY, MAN,

HOW MANY BABIES

DID YOU KILL?

WE'RE HAVING BIG BROTHER

& THE HOLDING COMPANY.

A BENEFIT FOR THE HAIGHT

COMMUNITY FREE CLINIC.

CHECK IT OUT

BEFORE THE PRICES GO UP.

♪ JULIE, BABY,

IT AIN'T NATURAL ♪

♪ FOR YOU TO CRY

IN THE MIDNIGHT ♪

THANKS FOR COMING.

♪ IT AIN'T NATURAL

FOR YOU TO CRY ♪

IT WAS A DOGFIGHT.

♪ WAY INTO MIDNIGHT ♪

Man: HE HAD A SCORPION

ON HIS BACK.

A TATTOO,

LIKE THIS BIG.

IT WAS ONE OF THOSE

T-SHIRTS WITH NO SLEEVES.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

LET ME HAVE

A CC AND WATER.

YEAH, I THINK

KARL WANTS ONE, TOO.

RIGHT.

I CAN'T AFFORD ONE.

GIVE ME A RAISE.

YEAH.

TV: RUNNER ON AT FIRST.

THAT'LL BE A BUCK 10.

HERE'S 2 DOLLARS.

KEEP THE CHANGE.

THANKS.

THAT'S NICE.

DOES IT DO ANYTHING?

WHAT?

YOUR BLUEBIRDS.

IT DIDN'T TAKE ME WHERE

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO,

BUT IT STILL FLIES.

WE WERE JUST

TALKING ABOUT TATTOOS.

WHOA!

NICE BEES.

OH, YOU JUST

GET THEM?

YEAH.

YEAH.

I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.

THE MAN DOESN'T WANT

TO SEE YOUR BELLY, KARL.

DID I SHOW HIM, HUH?

ALL I SAID IS

I GOT ONE THAT DANCES.

BELIEVE ME,

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

LET ME SEE IT.

♪ DA DUM

♪ DA DUM DA DA

♪ DA DUM

♪ DA DUM

♪ BA BA BA BA

BUM BUM BUM BUM ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA DUM

Man: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

♪ BUM BA

♪ BA BA BUM BUM BA ♪

YOU GET IT?

BELLY DANCER?

HEY, I GOT IT IN TJ.

YOU EVER BEEN TO TJ?

YEAH.

I GOT THIS ONE

IN DEGO

AFTER I GOT OUT

OF BOOT CAMP.

YOU A MARINE?

YES, SIR.

VIETNAM?

YEAH.

YEAH. BUMMER.

UMM...

NO CHARGE ON THAT, KARL.

THANKS.

THANK YOU.

Sports announcer:

THEY'LL BRING ON WILLIE MAYS.

...BALL DOWN IN THE INFIELD,

WITH THE LEAD OFF HITS.

FIRST TIME, IT'S

A HIT AND A RUN.

FLY-BALL TO CENTER.

BOY, THINGS HAVE

REALLY CHANGED AROUND HERE.

YEAH. YOU CAN

SAY THAT AGAIN.

Karl: YOU AIN'T KIDDING.

ROSE STILL RUN THAT PLACE

ACROSS THE STREET, THE CAFE?

THERE'S BEEN

A COUPLE OF ROSES.

YEAH, BUT I THINK

THEY'RE GROOMING

A GRANDDAUGHTER

FOR IT NOW.

I THINK I'VE SEEN

THE GRANDDAUGHTER BEFORE.

SHE'S KIND OF CHUBBY?

Karl: CHUBBY? WELL,

SHE AIN'T NO PRIZE.

LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND

OF WINNER, HUH, KARL?

I AM A LOVER.

A LOVER?

[TRUCK ENGINE

WON'T START]

Radio: KFIC!

♪ GROOVIN'

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

TAKE THE CAR.

♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON

♪ REELIN'

[TRUCK STARTS]

LOOK, YOU GOT IT!

♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY

TOO SOON ♪

♪ I CAN'T IMAGINE

ANYTHING THAT'S BETTER ♪

♪ THE WORLD IS OURS

WHENEVER WE'RE TOGETHER ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T A PLACE

I'D LIKE TO BE INSTEAD ♪

♪ GROOVIN'

♪ DOWN A CROWDED AVENUE

Man: HEY, MAN,

YOU CAN TRY SOME ACID.

♪ ANYTHING WE LIKE TO DO

♪ THERE ARE ALWAYS LOTS

OF THINGS THAT WE CAN SEE ♪

♪ WE CAN BE ANYONE

ROSE?

♪ ALL THOSE HAPPY PEOPLE

WE COULD MEET ♪

♪ YEAH, GROOVIN'

♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON

HI.

HI.

♪ COULDN'T

GET AWAY TOO SOON ♪

♪ NO, NO, NO, NO

♪ AH, AH, AHH

♪ AH, AH, AHH

♪ AHH, AHH, AHH

♪ WE'LL KEEP ON SPENDIN'

SUNNY DAYS THIS WAY ♪

♪ WE'RE GONNA TALK

AND LAUGH OUR TIME AWAY ♪

[CRYING]

♪ I FEEL IT COMING CLOSER

DAY BY DAY ♪

♪ LIFE WILL BE ECSTASY

♪ YOU AND ME ENDLESSLY

♪ GROOVIN'

♪ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON

♪ REELIN'

♪ COULDN'T GET AWAY

TOO SOON ♪

♪ NO, NO, NO, NO

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