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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:39,607 --> 00:00:45,246 ** 4 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:49,016 * OH, OH 5 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,953 * WHOA, OH-OH-OH-OH 6 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:57,891 * WHEN THE WAVES COMES CRASHING DOWN ON HEAVEN * * HE WILL BE THERE 7 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:03,297 * WHEN THE SKY SENDS THUNDER THROUGH THE HORIZON AND THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING * 8 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:07,435 * DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUTH OR IN FANTASY * * SAID YOU WOULD BE THERE 9 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:13,241 * DON'T FORGET HE RISKED IT ALL FOR ONE LAST CHANCE AT GOING SOMEWHERE * 10 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:18,078 * OH, OH 11 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:22,116 * WHOA, OH 12 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,985 * THERE WAS A TIME WHEN ALL HIS DREAMS WERE IN HIS HANDS * 13 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,987 * NOW HE'S SPINNING 14 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,057 * LUCKY CHARMS AND ONE-EYED JACKS WON'T BRING IT BACK * 15 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,326 * THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL 16 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:36,797 * AND THE DAY WHEN HE BELIEVED WOULD NEVER BE * * NOW IT'S COME, OH-OH 17 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,733 * ALL THE CRACKS HE'S STARIN' AT BELONG TO HIM * 18 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:44,172 * BUT A LONG TIME AGO 19 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,941 * WHOA-OH * 20 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:50,478 YOU CUT THE WRONG PLANT ! THE PLANT YOU WANT TO CUT IS OVER THERE ! 21 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,946 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT ? YOU TOLD ME, "CUT THIS PLANT" ! THAT PLANT IS WRONG. 22 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:56,184 YOU WRONG ! YOU'RE FIRED ! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME ! 23 00:01:56,217 --> 00:02:00,321 NO ! GO HOME ! GO HOME ! TODAY IS SCHOOL DAY ! 24 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:04,292 NO KIDNAP ! TWINS CANNOT PARTY ! 25 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,361 LEAVE MR. DEEDLE ALONE ! 26 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,963 HEY, COME ON. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, DUDE ! 27 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:13,367 DEEDLE, WAKE UP ! 28 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,869 WHAT'S UP, MAN ? 29 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,472 COME ON ! GET OUT OF BED ! OH, WHAT ? 30 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:22,075 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! 31 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,184 YEAH-HEH-HEH ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEEDLES ! 32 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:34,054 WHOO-HOO ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, BRO ! 33 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,057 THAT'S RIGHT. BIG 18, FULLY LEGAL ! 34 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,126 FULLY LEGAL AND LIVING REGAL ! 35 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,095 YEAH, JUST ANOTHER SCHOOL DAY IN PARADISE. 36 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:48,569 YOU'VE DITCHED SCHOOL FOR THE LAST TIME, DEEDLES. 37 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,239 MAN, WE SHOULD HAVE BIRTHDAYS MORE OFTEN. 38 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,241 OH, INDEED. YEAH ! 39 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,415 OH, HEINOUS ! IT'S CAPTAIN HOOKY ! 40 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,184 HEY ! HEY ! IT'S THE PRIMO PARTY POOPER ! 41 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,387 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO ? LET'S GO, MAN ! 42 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:09,557 DITCH HIM ! YEAH ! DITCH CAPTAIN HOOKY ! 43 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,264 SPEEDBOAT ! PULL OVER ! 44 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,932 OH, WHAT ? LOOK ! HE'S CHARGING. 45 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,868 I SAID, PULL THAT THING OVER ! 46 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,438 HEY, HE'S GOT THEM FULLY LOCKED ON ! LET'S BAIL FOR THE BEACH ! 47 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,608 WHOO-HOO ! PARTY'S OVER ! SORRY, BOSS ! 48 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:31,078 NICE TRY, DEEDLES. 49 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,450 NO WAY ! SINGLED OUT ! 50 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:39,520 - CAN'T SHAKE THIS GUY ! - YEAH, WE'LL NEVER REACH THE BEACH ! 51 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,122 WHAT DO YOU SAY, BRO ? NO ESCAPE ? NO SURRENDER ! 52 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,460 YOU WANT US, HOOKY ? THEN YOU GOT US ! 53 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:50,097 AHHH ! BANZAI ! 54 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:57,104 KILLER DISMOUNT ! YEAH ! 55 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:00,274 DEEDLES ! 56 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:05,313 AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'VE DONATED TO THE SCHOOL, 57 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,482 BUT YOU KNEW YOUR SONS COULDN'T MISS ANY MORE CLASSES. 58 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,485 THEY KNEW THEY COULDN'T MISS ANY MORE CLASSES. 59 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:15,556 AND I'M SORRY, MR. DEEDLE, BUT I-I REALLY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE. 60 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,360 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. I'M VERY SORRY. 61 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,905 PRINCIPAL HAMM SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN EXPELLED. WHAT ? 62 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,475 DAD, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. WE GOT KIDNAPPED ON OUR BIRTHDAY. 63 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,977 YEAH. WHY CAN'T WE GET OUR BIRTHDAY OFF LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ? 64 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:40,147 WHO'S EVERYONE ELSE ? UH, WASHINGTON, 65 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:44,352 LINCOLN-- MARTY LUTHER KING, THE BABY JESUS, DAD ! 66 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,688 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, ISN'T IT ? 67 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:51,525 I DID THIS TO YOU BOYS BY GIVING YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. 68 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:56,664 I NEVER DID GET THAT PONY. FROM NOW ON, BOYS, THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 69 00:04:56,697 --> 00:05:00,534 TODAY YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD. THIS IS REALITY TIME. 70 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,703 YOU ARE THE HEIRS TO MY LEGACY. 71 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,039 YOU ONE DAY WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE DEEDLES EMPIRE. 72 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:09,042 AND YOU ARE SURF BUMS ! 73 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,044 WITH NO PLANS FOR HIGHER EDUCATION, 74 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:15,015 NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL ON YOUR OWN. 75 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,985 THEREFORE, AS YOUR FATHER, 76 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,721 YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. 77 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:23,391 YOU TWO ARE GOING TO CAMP. 78 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,059 CAMP ? THAT'S RIGHT. CAMP. 79 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,997 AS IT HAPPENS, I REMEMBER AN OLD 'NAM BUDDY OF MINE CALLED ED FLOWER. 80 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,232 HE RUNS A CAMP FOR BOYS YOUR AGE. 81 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,403 YOU GO THERE FOR A MONTH, 82 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,405 YOU COME BACK MEN. 83 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:41,375 YOU COME BACK DEEDLES. A MONTH AT SOME CAMP ? 84 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,077 NOW, A FEW MORE REQUESTS. 85 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,246 WHEN YOU GO TO THAT CAMP, 86 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,482 I WANT YOU TO BEHAVE. I WANT YOU TO WORK HARD. 87 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:52,019 I WANT YOU TO IMPRESS MAJOR FLOWER. 88 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,188 SO, WHEN YOU GET ON THAT PLANE TOMORROW, 89 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:58,358 YOU'RE GONNA WEAR SUITS. 90 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,398 CAMP BROKEN SPIRIT ? 91 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:08,702 THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. CAMP BROKEN SPIRIT. 92 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,771 JUST OUTSIDE YELLOWSTONE. 93 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,340 YELLOWSTONE, WYOMING ? 94 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,709 WYOMING'S ON MOLOKAI, RIGHT ? 95 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,112 WYOMING'S NOT IN HAWAII, BRO. 96 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,549 IT'S ON THE MAINLAND. 97 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,984 NO ! 98 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:33,026 FOLKS, IT'S CURRENTLY 35 DEGREES WITH SCATTERED SNOW SHOWERS. 99 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,296 SO, BUNDLE UP AND ENJOY YOUR STAY IN WYOMING. 100 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,435 STEW, MAN, WE'VE LANDED IN A SLURPEE ! 101 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,272 EASY, BRO. WE'RE COVERED. 102 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:51,244 GOOD THING DAD SAID TO WEAR SUITS. NO DOUBT. 103 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,649 HEY, KEEP YOUR PEEPS PEELED FOR THE FLOWER BUD'S MUG. 104 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,151 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM OUT FRONT AT HIGH NOON. 105 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,554 KIDS ! NOON ? THAT'S LIKE IN FOUR HOURS. 106 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,723 PHIL, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR WATCH ? 107 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,292 WHAT ? I LIKE THIS WATCH. 108 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,327 WE'RE IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE, BUD. 109 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,329 BRO, TIME IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT. 110 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:13,501 AND RIGHT NOW I'M MAKING IT DA KINE HULA TIME. DA KINE HULA TIME. 111 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,336 ** 112 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,514 A SHOT OF GUAVA, SOME KILLER O.J., 113 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,749 A LITTLE JUGO DE PINA. 114 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:32,419 ADD A DASH OF ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER-- BAM ! 115 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,523 BAM ! ONE... 116 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,591 RICOLA ! 117 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,595 ONE MENTOS... THE FRESHMAKER. 118 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,097 ADD FIRE... 119 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,534 AND TROPICAL-THEMED ACCOUTREMENTS... 120 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,503 - AND YOU GOT... 121 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,739 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE COUNTER. I'M COMING. 122 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,308 I'M SORRY. MAN... 123 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,545 LOOK AT ALL THE... NOTHING. 124 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:01,815 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BIG TIME SCENIC. BEAUTY EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK. 125 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,185 OH, THEN DON'T LOOK NOW. 126 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,155 YOW ! SOMEBODY SURE GOT WHACKED WITH THE UGLY STICK. 127 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:12,392 MR. BIGFOOT. MR. SASQUATCH D. BIGFOOT ? 128 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,095 PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE. 129 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,834 MAJOR NIGHTMARE. 130 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:29,710 - WHOA ! A BULLWINKLE ! 131 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,513 LOOK ! A BAMBI ! 132 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,583 AND A DEAD PEPE LE PEW ! 133 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,919 AH, TOO COOL, STEW. THIS IS JUST LIKE WATCHING A NATURE SHOW ON TELEVISION. 134 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,589 OR, IN THIS CASE, SMELL-A-VISION. WHAT WAS THAT ? 135 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,857 WHAT WAS WHAT ? YOU THINK I CAN'T HEAR YOU ? 136 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,526 I'M A MOUNTAIN MAN, DEEDLE ! I CAN HEAR THE WIND SHIFT, 137 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,430 A LEAF SPROUT, A FISH FART UNDER A WATERFALL. EWW. 138 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,333 BUT THE ONE THING I TRULY CANNOT STAND IS-- BATHING ? 139 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,268 YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, DEEDLE. 140 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,171 NO, YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE, FLOWER. YOU'RE A MAJOR FRAUD ! 141 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,608 YEAH, WHAT'S WITH THE FANCY FLIER AND THE NICE CLEAN MUG SHOT... 142 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,443 AND THE BRIGHT, SHINY MINIVAN FULL OF HAPPY SMILING KIDS ? 143 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:07,881 YOU'RE A TOTAL SCAM-MEISTER ! YEAH, AND YOU FULLY HOODWINKED OUR NORMALLY UNHOODWINKABLE DAD. 144 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:11,451 WHO, INCIDENTALLY, I AM E-MAILING THE NANOSECOND WE GET TO CAMP B.S. 145 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,587 OH, YEAH ? WELL, THAT COULD BE A TAD TRICKY. 146 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,923 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO CAMP BROKEN SPIRIT ANYMORE. 147 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,725 W WHAT ? 148 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,860 I LOST IT LAST MONTH. 149 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,563 I LOST IT TO THE DANG PARENTS AND THEIR SCUMBAG LAWYERS ! 150 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,899 WELL, I DON'T NEED A CAMP FOR WHAT I GOT PLANNED FOR YOU TWO. 151 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,569 W SURVIVAL TRAINING ! 152 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,739 ROUGHING IT ! GOING ONE-ON-ONE WITH THE ELEMENTS. 153 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,308 I'M TALKING THE BARE NECESSITIES. THE THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO STAY ALIVE-- 154 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,478 FOOD, CLOTHING AND SHELTER. 155 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,815 FIRST, CLOTHING. WE'LL HAVE TO TRAP SOMETHING THAT'S GOT A LOT OF FUR. 156 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,652 A BEAR'S GOOD. YOU CAN MAKE THE WHOLE OUTFIT. 157 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:48,956 BUT, UH, EVEN A SKINNY SQUIRREL MAKES A FINE FUR JOCKSTRAP. 158 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,324 WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. SINCE SQUIRRELS HIDE NUTS. 159 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,326 THANK YOU ! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. 160 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:57,731 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR GUFF. YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, YOU SAY IT ! 161 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,833 IF YOU DON'T, SHUT UP ! 162 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,469 - I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. 163 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,404 TURN ? 164 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,026 MO ! 165 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,628 GUESS WHAT WAS WAITING FOR US AT THE P.O. BOX ? 166 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,699 - WE'VE BEEN ACCEPTED AS RANGER RECRUITS ! 167 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:35,335 - THEY WANT US TO START RIGHT AWAY ! - THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. 168 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:39,539 COME ON. I'VE GOT TWO JARS OF SUN TEA WARMING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SPRING. 169 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,308 YELLOWSTONE, HERE WE COME ! 170 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,578 RATS ! 171 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,580 SCREWED UP AGAIN. 172 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,952 FROSTICULAR ! 173 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,426 OH, MAN. I KILLED 'EM. 174 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,864 LAWYERS ! 175 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:41,434 IF YOU CAN'T FIND ME, YOU CAN'T FRY ME ! 176 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,941 STEW, WHAT ABOUT THE MAJOR, MAN ? DO YOU THINK HE'S DEAD ? 177 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:52,345 FLOWER ? COME ON. THE GUY'S GONNA OUTLIVE THE COCKROACH. 178 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,715 OH, WHAT DO WE DO NOW, MAN ? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SKIN A SQUIRREL. 179 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,452 OH, RELAX, NUT BRAIN. WE DON'T NEED SURVIVAL TRAINING. 180 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,555 WE SURVIVED THIS, DIDN'T WE ? 181 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,993 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIND DRY DUDS. 182 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,430 AND A FIRE. 183 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,805 OKAY. WE'RE LOST IN WYOMING, WEARING CHICKS' CLOTHES, 184 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,807 AND I'M WHIPPING UP ONE WICKED WEDGIE. 185 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,476 ANYWAY, WE'RE BACK IN BIZ, BUD. NOW WHAT ? 186 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:28,648 SIMPLE. FLY HOME, TELL DAD WHAT HAPPENED, MIX A HULA, HIT THE BEACH. 187 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,621 DUDE, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU PACKED THE JAMMERS. SURE BEATS HITCHHIKING. 188 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,524 YEAH. HITCHHIKING'S DANGEROUS. 189 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,468 YEAH ! LET'S CRASH, DUDE. RIPPING IT UP ! 190 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,371 I'M ON YA, BRO ! YEAH ! WHOO ! WHOO-HOO ! 191 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,378 LAND LUGE ! 192 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,782 WHOO-HOO ! YEAH ! 193 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,054 YEAH-HA-HA ! 194 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,024 STEW, MAN ! FOLLOW ME ! 195 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,929 WHOA ! OFF THE ROAD ! 196 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,499 WHOA ! WEED WHACKER ! YEAH ! 197 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,509 [ Electronic Humming, Glass Rattling ] 198 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,179 BRO, ARE YOU SURE THE AIRPORT'S THIS WAY ? 199 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,848 PHIL, WHO WEARS THE GLASSES IN THIS FAMILY ? 200 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,152 ** 201 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,856 WHOA ! CURVACEOUS ! 202 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,658 SIDE HAT ! 203 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,163 WHOO ! YEAH ! 204 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,034 WHOO-HOO ! 205 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,141 LEAN ! PULL ! 206 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,749 OH, NO ! OH, NO ! 207 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,029 STEW, MAN. MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP. 208 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,064 STOPPING REQUIRES BRAKES, PHIL. 209 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,266 WHOO-HOO ! YEAH ! 210 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,540 OH NO ! 211 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,842 Y-YES. 212 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,711 WHOA ! GRIDLOCK ! 213 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,783 FACE-PLANT ! 214 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,752 WHOA ! 215 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,821 KILLER DISMOUNT. 216 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,662 OH, NO ! 217 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,977 H.Q., THIS IS CAPTAIN PINE. GET AN AMBULANCE TO THE EAST GATE, PRONTO. 218 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,912 CHECK TO SEE IF THEY GOT ANY I.D. 219 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,082 CAPTAIN. 220 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,920 UH, THIS SAYS "MEL." 221 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,889 THIS SAYS "MO" ? 222 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,125 GREAT. 223 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,161 THESE ARE MY NEW RECRUITS. 224 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,045 STEW ! HEY, STEW, MAN ! 225 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,688 UHH. COOL. 226 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,992 WE'RE ALIVE. OW ! MY HEAD. 227 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:03,763 YEAH. WE'VE DIED AND COME BACK MUMMIES. 228 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,834 AND DUDE, WE'RE NUDE, NUDE, NUDE, TOTALLY NUDE. 229 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,637 WHO DID THIS TO US ? 230 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:15,042 OH, MY, MY ! LOOK WHO'S AWAKE. 231 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,979 YOU TWO ROOKIES TOOK QUITE A SPILL, BUT DON'T WORRY. THERE IS NOT A NICK ON YOU. 232 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,850 AND YOU KNOW I'VE LOOKED. MM-HMM. 233 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,954 CAN I BE MORE EMBARRASSED ? AND I HAND-WASHED YOUR PANTIES ! 234 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,358 - YES, I CAN. - LADY EVE ALL-COTTON HIPSTERS. 235 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:35,995 - ME TOO, HON. IT'LL BE OUR SECRET. 236 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,332 AW, MAN ! I TOLD YOU IF WE WORE THEM, WE'D GET INTO AN ACCIDENT. 237 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,801 WE HAD NO CHOICE. OURS WERE SOAKED. 238 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,204 I'LL GIVE YOU SOAKED, YOU GREMMIE ! 239 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,606 UH-- AH-- AH-AH-AH ! 240 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,378 UH-UH ! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ! BOYS, STOP ! 241 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,347 NOW, MEL... 242 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,349 AND MO. 243 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:00,920 I AM SURE YOU TWO DON'T WANT... 244 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,756 TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS IF YOU EXPECT TO MAKE RANGER ! 245 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,926 SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO ROOKIES JUST KICK BACK... 246 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,961 AND CHILL OUT ? 247 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,266 OH. HEAR THAT ? CHOPPER COMIN' IN. 248 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,370 AND NOW THAT YOU TWO ARE UP, I AM SURE THE LIEUTENANT WILL WANT TO SHOW YOU AROUND, 249 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,774 AND IF YOU ARE SMART, YOU WILL BEHAVE... 250 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:26,713 SINCE, UNLIKE ME, LIEUTENANT RYAN WILL NOT TAKE YOUR LIP. 251 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,718 GOOD. 252 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,221 [ Helicopter Blades Whirring ] 253 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,689 HEY, BRO, DID YOU GET ALL THAT ? 254 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,360 THEY THINK WE'RE THIS "MEL" AND "MO." THEY THINK WE'RE RANGER ROOKIES. 255 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,230 OH, BONUS ROUND ! WHY "BONUS ROUND" ? 256 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:47,200 BECAUSE, INSTEAD OF GOING HOME TO DAD AS A COUPLE OF CAMP B.S. DROPOUTS, 257 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,436 WE CAN BOOMERANG TRIUMPHANT AS TWO PRESTIGIOUS, 258 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,806 UNIFORM-SPORTING, BADGE-FLASHING RANGERS OF THE YELLOWSTONE PARK SERVICE. 259 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,276 WHOA. TAKE IT DOWN A THOUSAND, STEW, MAN. 260 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,078 FIRST OFF, WE DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT PARK RANGERING. 261 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:03,216 AND WHAT ABOUT THE REAL ROOKIES, THIS "MEL" AND "MO" ? THEY'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, MAN. 262 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,994 DUDE, IF THEY SHOW UP AND WE'RE THEM, THEY'LL POUND US. 263 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,931 AND DON'T THINK THEY CAN'T, MAN. I'VE SEEN THEIR PANTIES. 264 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,969 GOOD POINT. BUT CONSIDER THIS: EVERYONE KNOWS WE TOOK A HEADER, RIGHT ? 265 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,172 SO, IF MEL AND MO SHOW, WE CAN CLAIM WE GOT AMNESIA. 266 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,807 WHEN THEY SAID WE WERE THEM, WE JUST BOUGHT IT. 267 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,943 AMNESIA ? THAT IS SO GILLIGAN. NO. 268 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:35,482 WHAT'S GILLIGAN IS CONSTANTLY BEING A SCREW-UP. BUT THIS IS A CHANCE TO PROVE OURSELVES. 269 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,518 - TWO WORDS, STEW: NO. - BUT DAD SAID TO SHOW INITIATIVE. 270 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,189 I SAID NO, BRO, AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE MY MIND. 271 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,024 HEY, GUYS. I'M LIEUTENANT JESSE RYAN. 272 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,962 AND WE'RE YOUR TWO NEW RECRUITS ! 273 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,999 SO, YOU'RE MEL AND MO. I MUST SAY, WE WERE ALL A BIT CURIOUS ABOUT YOU... 274 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,368 SINCE YOUR RESUMES SAID NOTHING ABOUT SEX. 275 00:18:55,402 --> 00:19:00,273 WE DIDN'T KNOW IF "MEL AND MO" WERE GONNA BE MALE, FEMALE, OR SOME COMBINATION. 276 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,475 WELL, I'M 100% MALE. 277 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,145 IT'S, UH, MY PAL HERE WHO'S SOME COMBINATION. IN YOUR DREAMS ! 278 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,282 WELL, LOOK WHO'S UP AND AROUND. 279 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,219 BOYS, I'M CAPTAIN PINE. WHO'S MEL AND, UH, WHO'S MO ? 280 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,988 UH, WE ARE, SIR. I'M MEL. AND I'M MEL. 281 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,359 I MEAN, I'M MO. I'M MO. 282 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:24,531 UH, WE SWITCH BACK AND FORTH, SINCE, UM, MEL AND MO ARE JUST NICKNAMES... 283 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,533 LIKE JESSE IS SHORT FOR JESSICA. 284 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:32,038 YEAH, AND, UM, CAPTAIN PINE IS SHORT FOR CAAAPTAIN PIIIINE. 285 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,073 WHAT ARE MEL AND MO SHORT FOR ? 286 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,877 OH, PHIL AND STEW. DEEDLE. REPORTING FOR RANGERLY DUTY, SIR. 287 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,551 FINE, ROOKIES. FOLLOW ME. 288 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,586 THANKS FOR GETTING HERE SO QUICKLY. 289 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,922 AND THE SOONER YOU TWO GET STARTED ON THE PRAIRIE DOG SITUATION, THE BETTER. 290 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,260 I NEED THEM GONE BY SATURDAY. THE PRAIRIE DOG SITUATION ? 291 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:57,530 YEAH, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE NOW. WE HAVE A VERY BIG EVENT JUST A WEEK AWAY. 292 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,566 IT'S OLD FAITHFUL'S BILLIONTH BIRTHDAY. 293 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,168 WHOA ! YOUR GEYSER'S A GEEZER. 294 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,205 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE BILLION IS ONLY A CEREMONIAL GUESSTIMATE, 295 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,875 BASED ON THE GEOLOGICAL AGE OF THE PARK. 296 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,245 EVEN SO, THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE HERE. 297 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,915 AND I DON'T NEED PRAIRIE DOGS RIPPING UP MY YELLOWSTONE. 298 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,551 SO, WHEN CAN YOU GET STARTED ? 299 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,887 WHEN DO WE GET RANGER BADGES ? 300 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,456 WELL, YOU'LL TRAIN A WEEK, GRADUATE SATURDAY... 301 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,625 AND, UH, STAY UNTIL FALL, OKAY ? 302 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,827 THREE-OH, CAPTAIN TONTO. 303 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,897 YEAH. RIGHT. 304 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,867 HEY, HEY, HEY ! WHAT THE HECK ? SOMEBODY CALL THE RANGER ! 305 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,903 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ? GOPHERS ? 306 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,406 GOPHERS ? THOSE ARE PRAIRIE DOGS ! 307 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,574 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ! OH ! 308 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,311 WHOA ! 309 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:48,180 MOM, THEY'RE EATING OUR FOOD ! I WANNA GO HOME ! 310 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,457 DANG. 311 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:11,571 UH-OH. MR. CRABBE'S GOT A-- A SURFACE BREACH, SIR. 312 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,640 UP AT THE TUNNEL HEAD ? NEMO. 313 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,943 INCREASE THEIR FOOD. I NEED MY PRAIRIE DOGS DIGGING UNDER YELLOWSTONE, 314 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,679 NOT RUNNING AROUND CREATING SUSPICION. 315 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,914 YES, SIR, MR. SLATER, SIR. NOW... 316 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,652 TAKE THE SUBTERRANEAN SHUTTLE AND HELP MR. CRABBE SEAL UP THAT LEAK ! 317 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,887 RIGHT. 318 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:33,526 THAT OLD BLOWHARD BETTER NOT SEE HER BILLIONTH BIRTHDAY ! 319 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:42,369 YELLOWSTONE. MY YELLOWSTONE. 320 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:46,005 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT TO HIT YOU. 321 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,007 GREETINGS. KONICHIWA. 322 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,276 BIENVENIDOS. HOW ARE YA ? 323 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,346 OH, BRO. WE'RE A WALKING KODAK MOMENT. 324 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,314 IT'S FULLY DEEDLEMANIA. 325 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,484 AND WHY NOT ? WE GOT THE FULL-ON DUDLEY DO-RIGHT HATS. 326 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,719 MATCHING PRIMO EARTH-TONE DUDS. THAT'S RIGHT. 327 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:04,056 WALKIE-TALKIES, COOL HANDCUFFS. 328 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,993 I LOVE A GAL IN UNIFORM. 329 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,396 Y 330 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,398 INSERT LAUGH HERE. 331 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,266 A-AND WHY DO YOU GET THE GIRL ? 332 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,704 'CAUSE I'M OLDER. TWO MINUTES. 333 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:21,408 OLDER'S OLDER. BRO, THE LIEUTENANT IS NOT SOME SCAMMABLE HAOLE BABE... 334 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,310 YOU CAN SEDUCE WITH YOUR SURFERLY CHARMS. 335 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,046 DUDE, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY SHE MELTS ME. 336 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,582 SHE'S NOT LIKE ANY GIRL I MET BEFORE, MAN. SHE'S SPECIAL. 337 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:33,252 AND WHEN I SEE HER, I HEAR HARPS AND ELEVATOR TUNES, 338 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,255 AND THESE CARTOONY HEARTS START FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD, 339 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:40,259 AND I GET THIS RUSH LIKE I'M CHARGING MACKING PIPELINE. 340 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,663 DUDE, IF THAT'S NOT LOVE, THEN WHAT IS IT ? 341 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:48,401 OKAY, ROOKIES. HERE ARE YOUR PARK RULES AND REGULATIONS. THEY'RE YOURS TO KEEP. 342 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,404 AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, JUST ASK. 343 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,307 HEY ! I GOT ONE ! 344 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,712 WHO'S THIS GUY ? THAT'S FRANK SLATER. 345 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,549 HE WAS HEAD RANGER BEFORE THE INCIDENT. 346 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,751 WHAT INCIDENT ? 347 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:08,354 SIX YEARS AGO, PARK ATTENDANCE WAS DOWN AND SLATER TRIED TO BOOST IT... 348 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,124 BY GETTING SOME OF THE EXTINCT GEYSERS TO START FLOWING AGAIN. 349 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:16,262 WELL, ONE OF THE GEYSERS HE STARTED MESSING WITH SUDDENLY BLEW, AND IT NEARLY KILLED HIM. 350 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:19,031 NO WAY ! 351 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,701 IT ALSO PUT SIX TOURISTS IN THE HOSPITAL. 352 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,203 AND WHEN THE SUPERINTENDENT FOUND OUT THAT SLATER WAS TO BLAME, 353 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,607 HE FIRED HIM AND BANNED HIM FROM THE PARK FOREVER. 354 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,309 NOBODY'S SEEN SLATER SINCE. 355 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:33,312 HEY, STEW. GUESS WHO. 356 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,351 MMM MMM ! MY FACE IS BURNING ! 357 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:57,504 REDWOOD POST ? BUILDING FOUNDATION. 358 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,840 YOU JUST HIT A BUILDING, MR. CRABBE. 359 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,343 I HAVE GIVEN YOU PRECISE COORDINATES. 360 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:09,081 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT THIS TUNNEL BE EXACT. 361 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,685 WELL, YES, SIR. 362 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,454 BUT WE ARE UNDER THE RANGER VILLAGE AND, UH, 363 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:19,191 I GUESS THE PRAIRIE DOGS MUST'VE VEERED A LITTLE OFF COURSE. 364 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,295 OR, IN THIS CASE, A LOT OFF COURSE. 365 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,765 WELL, IF YOU HAD TO HIT A BUILDING... 366 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,167 YOU JUST PICKED A PIP. 367 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,169 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, 368 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:35,374 WE ARE DIRECTLY UNDER THE OFFICES OF DOUGLAS F. PINE. 369 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,380 HAND ME MY LIQUID KIBBLE INJECTOR. 370 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,086 WHAT A DAY. 371 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:51,123 OH, YEAH ! 372 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,326 PUT THAT BOOGER RIGHT IN THERE. STICK IT RIGHT IN THERE. 373 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,328 HO, HO ! YES ! 374 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,590 OH. LISTEN UP. 375 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,896 UH, THIS IS STEW AND PHIL DEEDLE, 376 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,198 HEY. HI. OUR TWO NEW RECRUITS. 377 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,834 LIEUTENANT. JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER. 378 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,137 LISTEN. WHY DON'T WE GIVE THEM A NICE BIG WYOMING WELCOME, HUH ? 379 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:45,444 THESE BOYS SPENT MOST OF LAST YEAR WORKING WITH THE PEACE CORPS, 380 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:49,515 RIDDING AN ENTIRE SEASIDE VILLAGE OF RATS. 381 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:53,620 THESE ROOKIES ARE GONNA SOLVE THE PARK'S BIG PRAIRIE DOG PROBLEM. 382 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,622 ALL RIGHT. 383 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,457 YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE TWO ROOKIES. 384 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:02,829 THIS, UH, LETTER CAME WITH THEIR RESUMES. 385 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,967 UH... "FURTHERMORE, AS DEVOUT NATURALISTS, 386 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,304 "WE CHOOSE TO EAT ONLY FOOD THAT COMES DIRECTLY FROM THE EARTH, 387 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:14,741 FROM MOTHER NATURE." 388 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,209 WELL... 389 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:21,914 YOU ALL KNOW OUR OLDEST RULE: DON'T TEMPT THE BEARS. 390 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,985 WELL, HERE'S A NEW ONE. DON'T TEMPT THE ROOKIES. 391 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,454 BUT SINCE YOU JUST GOT HERE... 392 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:31,490 AND YOU HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO FORAGE, 393 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:35,194 OUR KITCHEN HAS WHIPPED UP SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. 394 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:39,598 SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT. 395 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,439 IS HE ALL RIGHT ? UH, HE'S... HE'S FINE. 396 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:49,776 JUST A TOUCH OF THE EBOLA. 397 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,778 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE SHOULD LIE DOWN. 398 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,780 SOMEBODY, UH, SHOW THESE BOYS WHERE THEY'RE STAYING. 399 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:57,216 THIS IS FOR THE LOCAL PAPER, ROOKIES. 400 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,321 SEE ? THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 401 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,523 YEAH. GOOD THING WE DITCHED MAJOR FLOWER... 402 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,827 OR WE'D BE STUCK LIVING OUTSIDE, SHIVERING AND EATING BUGS. 403 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,529 OKAY, BUT THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE THESE COOL UNIFORMS... 404 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,699 OR THESE BOSS WALKIE-TALKIES. 405 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,240 PHIL TO STEW. OVER. 406 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,311 STEW HERE. OVER. 407 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,980 THIS BITES. OVER. DANG IT, STEW ! 408 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,649 LET'S JUST TELL THEM WE WANT A STINKIN' CABIN ! WE CAN'T. 409 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:36,555 IT'LL BLOW OUR COVER. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOTAL OUTDOORS WOMEN. 410 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,726 BUT, BRO, I CAN'T FORAGE FOR FOOD. I CAN BARELY HANDLE A SALAD BAR. 411 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,729 OH, CHILL, PHIL. IT'S NOT SO BAD. WE GOT A-- 412 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:46,733 A FIRE, A TENT, BATHROOMS AND SHOWERS CLOSE BY. 413 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,868 IT COULD BE WORSE. WAY WORSE. 414 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:51,871 HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE ANY WORSE, YOU KOOK ? 415 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,906 UH-- IT COULD BE RAINING. YEAH. 416 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:57,777 NOTHING'S WORSE THAN BEING OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN. 417 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,641 ** 418 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,318 ** 419 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,455 0600, ROOKIES. 420 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,524 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT ! 421 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,526 COME ON, DEEDLES ! YOU'RE LAGGING ! 422 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,129 BUT, SIR, IT'S SO EARLY. 423 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:54,600 NEED FRAPUCCINO. MASSIVE CAFFEINE-O. 424 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,635 I DON'T EVEN HAVE MORNING BREATH YET. 425 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,939 KEEP HIKING, ROOKIES. WE GOT JUST THE THING TO WAKE YOU UP. 426 00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:16,422 WHOA, DUDE ! INSANE ! INSANE ! 427 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:20,159 OKAY, PEOPLE. LET'S PRACTICE SOME RESCUES. 428 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:23,762 WHOO ! WHOA-HA-HA ! 429 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,802 CLIMBER, TAKE MY HAND. 430 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,504 CLIMBER, GRAB MY WRIST. 431 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,473 CLIMBER ! PULL MY FINGER ! 432 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,645 COME ON, PEOPLE. HUSTLE, HUSTLE. 433 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:42,048 HEY, CAPTAIN. HOW THEY HANGIN' ? 434 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,885 DEEDLES. 435 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,856 AH. QUITE A VISTA, EH, BRO ? 436 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,124 FULLY GETS THE PULSE RACING. 437 00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:54,760 IT CERTAINLY DO, DUDE. 438 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,863 MAN, SHE'S ONE FIRING HOTTIE ! 439 00:29:56,896 --> 00:30:00,532 WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO BE THE DEEDLE IN HER HAYSTACK. 440 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,534 HI, PHIL. 441 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,536 HEY, DADDY. 442 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,705 DADDY ? 443 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,841 WHAT IN HADES-- 444 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,544 PINE, MAN ! "FIRING HOTTIE'S" A GOOD THING ! 445 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:16,648 LOOK, ROOKIE, RIGHT NOW I DON'T GIVE A RABID RAT'S HEINIE IF YOU ARE A RODENT EXPERT. 446 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:20,619 MY STEPDAUGHTER'S OFF LIMITS TO ALL PARK PERSONNEL ! 447 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,489 PERIOD ! GOT IT ? 448 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,896 ALL RIGHT. CHECK YOUR ASSIGNMENT AND BOTH OF YOU GET YOUR BUTTS TO WORK. 449 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,133 FLAMED ? 450 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,168 FULLY. 451 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:38,470 BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'S HER STEPDAD ? 452 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:42,141 JUST TRY AND CHILL, HORNDOG, BEFORE YOUR QUEST FOR BOOTY GETS US BOOTED. 453 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,743 BRO, I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT AFTER BOOTY. 454 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:48,514 BUT EVEN SO, GETTING BOOTED SURE BEATS CROAKING FROM STARVATION. 455 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,817 BRO, I JUST CAN'T HANDLE THIS ALL-NATURAL LIFE STUFF. 456 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,153 I GOTTA GET SOME REAL FOOD. 457 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,655 "DEEDLES: WEST GATE." 458 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,058 GOOD DEAL. LET'S GO SCORE US SOME GRUB. 459 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:10,669 HI. WELCOME TO JELLYSTONE. 460 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,773 I MEAN, YELLOWSTONE. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH JELLYSTONE'S-- 461 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,944 I MEAN, YELLOWSTONE'S PARK RULES AND REGULATIONS ? 462 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,779 NO OPEN FIRES, NO FIREWORKS, NO FIREARMS, 463 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,915 NO HOSTESS PRODUCTS. 464 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:25,217 NO HOSTESS PRODUCTS ? 465 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,253 THAT MEAN NO TWINKIE ? 466 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:33,259 YOU SEE A CAKE. I SEE A FOREST FIRE. 467 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:35,261 SORRY, FOLKS, BUT IN YELLOWSTONE, 468 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,796 THERE'S NEVER ROOM FOR JELL-O. 469 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,102 HAVE A GREAT DAY. 470 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,917 PHIL. YEAH, STEW ? 471 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,920 I FEEL LIKE A SUPERMODEL ! 472 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,890 HEY, BRO, WHAT GOOD IS KNOWING HOW TO EAT ALL 473 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,925 I MEAN, HOW'S THAT EVER GONNA COME IN HANDY ? 474 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,931 DEEDLES ? PINE. 475 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,701 IN MY OFFICE, PRONTO ! 476 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,073 WELL, YOU BETTER, PINE. 477 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:24,576 I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS WEEKEND'S BIG EVENT. 478 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:29,148 WHOA-HO. YES, SIR. THE BILLIONTH IS, UH, DEFINITELY A BIGGIE. 479 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:32,651 WELL, THEN WHAT ABOUT THE PRAIRIE DOGS ? 480 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,954 ACTUALLY, UH, SIR, MY EXPERTS JUST WALKED IN. 481 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:39,191 - SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO HOLD-- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? 482 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,860 FINE, SIR. CALL ME BACK. 483 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:49,768 THAT WAS THE SUPERINTENDENT, MY BOSS. 484 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,305 AND HE LIKE EVERYONE-- 485 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,342 IS VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THE PRAIRIE DOGS... 486 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,878 RUINING THIS SATURDAY'S BIG CELEBRATION. 487 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,349 SO, HOW'S IT COMING ? 488 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:05,851 THE CELEBRATION ? 489 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:09,388 THE PRAIRIE DOG SITUATION, DEEDLE ! GOD ! 490 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,191 SIR, WE JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WE HAVEN'T EVEN SCOPED IT OUT YET. 491 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:15,027 TERRIFIC. THE BOSS IS GONNA CALL BACK ANY MINUTE. 492 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,029 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA TELL HIM ? 493 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,331 I-- UH-- OH-- EXACTLY ! 494 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:22,234 BECAUSE I'M NOT THE PRAIRIE DOG EXPERTS. YOU ARE ! 495 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,903 YOU WANT US TO TALK TO HIM ? 496 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:27,005 BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY. 497 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,875 THEN I SUGGEST YOU FIND THE WORDS TO CONVINCE HIM... 498 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:32,244 THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. 499 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:36,348 YOU MEAN, YOU WANT US TO LIE ? 500 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,917 WELL, NOT LIE. 501 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:43,155 I JUST WANT YOU TO-- UM-- UH-- 502 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:47,293 MAKE SOMETHING UP ! YOU CAN DO THAT, CAN'T YOU, DEEDLE ? GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A SHOT. 503 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,929 OH, LOOK ! DUMBO ! 504 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:54,433 DUMBO'S OUTSIDE ! 505 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:56,902 THERE. YOU SEE ? NOTHING TO IT. 506 00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,038 NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE, REHEARSE YOUR SPEECH. 507 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:04,210 WHEN YOU HEAR THE PHONE RING, I WANT YOU TO COME BACK INSIDE... 508 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:08,747 AND TELL THE SUPERINTENDENT EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR. 509 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,784 GO ! 510 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:17,089 AND ROOKIES ? YES, SIR ? YEAH ? 511 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,091 WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN ? 512 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,093 UNDERWATER, ACTUALLY. 513 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,195 YEAH, AT THIS FUNKY BIRTHING CLINIC. 514 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:25,097 JUST SHUT THE DOOR. 515 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:27,133 OH. SORRY. 516 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:32,003 [ Loud Rumbling, Glass Shattering ] 517 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:40,679 - WHOA ! 518 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:48,086 YES ! PRAIRIE DOGS: ONE, PINE: ZERO ! 519 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,991 YES ! YES ! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HUMILIATED, PINE 520 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:56,228 CAPTAIN'S CRUNCHED ! 521 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:58,497 DEEDLES ! 522 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,866 OW ! 523 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:03,869 FORE ! 524 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:17,115 DO YOU MIND ? 525 00:35:23,989 --> 00:35:27,359 MR. NEMO ! MR. CRABBE ! GET DOWN HERE NOW ! 526 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,539 GOIN' DOWN ! 527 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,216 AH, THERE YOU ARE. 528 00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:55,053 MR. NEMO. SEAL UP THE HOLE IN PINE'S CABIN. 529 00:35:55,086 --> 00:36:00,058 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, GET THE COLONY DIGGING BACK ON COURSE AGAIN. 530 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:02,794 YES, SIR. 531 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,231 MR. CRABBE ? DID YOU REMEMBER ? 532 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:08,500 TO GET A NEWSPAPER. 533 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,502 OH-- UH-- 534 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,976 "PRAIRIE DOG EXPERTS HIRED." WHAT ? 535 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,979 "PARK TO BE RODENT-FREE BY BIRTHDAY BASH" ? 536 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:24,416 PINE HAS HIRED TWO IDIOTS TO MESS WITH MY PRAIRIE DOGS. 537 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:28,354 MR. CRABBE, GET OVER TO YELLOWSTONE AND WATCH FOR THOSE "EXPERTS." 538 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:32,123 AND ABOVE ALL, KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY TUNNEL ! 539 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,264 OH. 540 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,240 - HEY, PHIL. - OH, HEY, JESSE. 541 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:50,442 I MEAN, LIEUTENANT. 542 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:52,478 WHAT'S THAT ALL OVER YOUR CHIN ? 543 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,116 YOU KNOW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO-- 544 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:02,020 IS THAT POLLEN ? PROBLEM ADMITTING THAT IT'S POLLEN. 545 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,257 FINE GUESS, LIEUTENANT. I HEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU. HOW'S IT TASTE ? 546 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:10,228 YOU KNOW, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN... POLLEN. 547 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:13,965 HEY, LIEUTENANT ? 548 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,868 COULD YOU USE SOME HELP ? 549 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:22,308 UMM, SURE, YOU COULD HELP ME DRY. HANG ON. I'LL GO GET SOME TOWELS. 550 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:25,611 ** 551 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,384 HEY, LIEUTENANT ! 552 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:35,654 WHY TOWEL DRY WHEN YOU CAN JUST HIT A BUTTON AND BLOW DRY ? 553 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,559 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 554 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:44,430 OH, NO, PHIL. DON'T ! 555 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:50,302 WHOA ! DOWN, BOY ! 556 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,223 ** 557 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:17,463 ONE SEARCH AND RESCUE CHOPPER. 558 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:21,367 OH, THAT'D BE ME. THANKS. 559 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,537 HEY, PHIL, I WAS THINKING. 560 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:28,374 WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER SHOWING ME HOW TO EAT LIKE YOU DO ? 561 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:31,377 I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT SURVIVALIST TRAINING. 562 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,045 YOU MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU ? 563 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:38,316 WELL, NOTHING FORMAL OR ANYTHING. I MEAN, MAYBE WE COULD JUST... 564 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:42,554 TAKE A HIKE IN THE WOODS TOGETHER SOMETIME AND, YOU KNOW, EAT AS WE GO. 565 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:46,392 HOW'S LUNCH ? FRIDAY ? 566 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:50,496 MY FRIDAY LUNCH IS WIDE OPEN. 567 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:52,531 GREAT. THEN IT'S A DATE. 568 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,133 HEY, RYAN ! PHONE CALL. 569 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:58,003 BE RIGHT THERE. 570 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,171 OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU THEN, PHIL. 571 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:06,712 OH, MAN. HOW COULD I DO THAT AFTER PINE WARNED ME ? 572 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:10,682 WHAT WAS I THINK-- 573 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:14,620 AH, COOL. FLOATING CARTOON HEARTS. 574 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,495 HEY, HEY, BRO. I FOUND IT. 575 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:26,998 HACKED INTO AN OLD C.I.A. DATABASE AND THERE IT WAS. 576 00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,000 THERE WHAT WAS ? 577 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:34,039 THIS DECLASSIFIED DOCUMENT DETAILING A GAS... 578 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:37,008 THE C.I.A. WAS GONNA USE IN CUBA IN THE EARLY '60s. 579 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,611 WE'LL WHIP SOME UP AND USE IT ON THE PRAIRIE DOGS. 580 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:42,414 "OPERATION GASTRO 581 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,158 SEE ANYTHING ? 582 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:59,498 NOPE. 583 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:07,272 - SHAZAM ! P-DOG AT TWELVE O'CLOCK. 584 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:10,108 COOL. SHAZAM ? 585 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,481 AAH ! 586 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:18,016 OOH. 587 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,520 IT'S THOSE ROOKIES. 588 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,493 YES, SIR ? 589 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:32,464 -THEY'RE BY TUNNEL SECTOR DELTA. FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT. -YES, SIR ! 590 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:45,410 [ Heavy Breathing, Imitating Animal Grunts ] 591 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:59,525 OKAY, ALL THE CHEMICALS NEEDED TO MAKE THE GAS CAN BE FOUND IN THESE SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS. 592 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,527 PRETTY COOL, HUH ? 593 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,531 - YEAH, CHEMICALS RULE. - ADD A DASH OF CaOC12. 594 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,368 SPRITZ WITH PHENYLPHENOL. 595 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:16,374 BRO, D-DON'T FEED HIM ! IF YOU DO, HE'S JUST GONNA COME BACK, LOOKIN' FOR MORE. 596 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,644 WHAT ? PETEY SHOULD GET PAID TO WORK. 597 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:23,615 - YEAH. PETEY THE P-DOG. 598 00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:27,853 WE'RE BUDS NOW, MAN, SO THIS PLAN OF YOURS BETTER NOT HARM HIM NOR ANY OF THE OTHER P-DOGS. 599 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:31,823 RELAX. IT'S JUST GONNA MAKE THEM LEAVE AND NOT WANNA COME BACK. 600 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:34,492 P-DOGS, AS YOU'VE DUBBED THEM, ARE A TIDY SPECIES... 601 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:37,395 AND ARE VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT HOW THEY KEEP THEIR TUNNELS. 602 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,599 WHOA ! GAS MASK, COMPADRE. 603 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:44,402 SO, DID THE C.I.A. EVER TEST THIS OUT ? 604 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,539 NO, "GASTRO-CASTRO" NEVER GOT THE FINAL OKAY. 605 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:50,576 TOO BAD, THOUGH. IT WAS A FAIRLY INGENIOUS PLAN. 606 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:54,145 THE IDEA WAS TO TOPPLE CASTRO BY REPEATEDLY HUMILIATING HIM IN PUBLIC. 607 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,181 OH, SO YOU THINK IT WOULD'VE WORKED ? 608 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:01,720 SURE. YOU TRY LEADING A NATION WHILE YOU'RE LOADING YOUR FATIGUES. 609 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,529 OH, NO ! PETEY ! 610 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,604 [ Panting, Farting Noises ] 611 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:43,461 WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO OLD FAITHFUL'S... 612 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:46,297 ONE BILLIONTH BIRTHDAP. 613 00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:48,533 "BIRTHDAP" ? 614 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:52,604 OKAY. I COULD JUST DELETE IT IF I ONLY HAD MY COMPUTER... 615 00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:55,573 OR MY OFFICE OR NO DEEDLES. 616 00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:57,943 [ Prairie Dog Squeaking, Farting ] 617 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:13,759 OHH ! EWW ! 618 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:16,828 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL ! LOOK AT PINE'S TEMPLES THROB. 619 00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:22,600 OH, I ONLY WISH THAT MY CAMERA HAD SOUND, SO I COULD FULLY ENJOY THIS MAGIC MOMENT ! 620 00:43:22,634 --> 00:43:25,737 W-WELL, ACTUALLY, SIR, I READ LIPS. 621 00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,740 REALLY ? ARE YOU ANY GOOD AT IT ? TRAINED ON CHICKENS. 622 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,709 OH, EXCELLENT ! LET'S HEAR IT ! 623 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,584 "I'M FARTIN'... 624 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,586 "TO WONDERBRA IF YOU BEATLES... 625 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,455 AREN'T COMPLETE MORMONS." 626 00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:46,457 YEAH. 627 00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:48,459 "TELL ME--" 628 00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:51,629 DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE BRAIN IN YOUR HEADS OR DO YOU JUST HAVE-- 629 00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:54,465 "SHEETS FOR DRAINS ? 630 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:59,004 AND YOU CALL YOUR ELVES HAIRY LOG EXPORTS." 631 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:00,872 AH. 632 00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,541 OR YOU DAMN SURE WON'T GET ANY BADGES ! 633 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:05,210 SIR, YOU HAVE OUR WORD AS RODENT EXPERTS... 634 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:09,447 BY THE TIME THE BIGWIGS SHOW FOR THE B-DAY BASH, THERE WON'T BE A P-DOG IN THE ENTIRE-- 635 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,850 "PORK." 636 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,885 OH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 637 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:17,022 I NEED TO GET THESE EXPERTS GONE AND FAST ! 638 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:19,357 MR. NEMO, FIND MR. CRABBE. 639 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:23,494 AND TAKE CARE OF THEM. MAKE SURE THAT, UH... 640 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:26,664 THEY HAVE A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 641 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:32,370 * GO ON AND TREAT ME LIKE A JERK * 642 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,572 * THAT ANY CHUMP COULD PLAY 643 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,908 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT BEAR, YOGI ? 644 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:40,378 I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A BEAR HERE IN JELLYSTONE... 645 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:44,582 WALKING UPRIGHT, WEARING A HAT AND BOOSTING PEOPLE'S PICNIC BASKETS ? 646 00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:48,920 RELAX, BRO. LEGEND HAS IT HE'S JUST A CARTOON. 647 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,093 NOT EVEN. EVEN. 648 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,395 NOW, CORK IT. I'M WORKIN' HERE. 649 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,298 YOU KNOW, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE... 650 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:03,735 YOU PROMISED PINE THAT WE'D HAVE EVERY P-DOG GONE BY GRADUATION. 651 00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:07,605 - I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN', MAN ? - SAME THING I'M THINKIN' NOW. 652 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:10,909 THAT IT'LL BE A WALK IN THE PARK ONCE WE FIND OUT WHERE ALL THE TUNNELS ARE. 653 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:14,712 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ! SLOW DOWN. 654 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:17,749 AH, WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ? 655 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:20,952 ROAD BEAVERS. * I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE ** 656 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,421 ** 657 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:40,972 UHH ! 658 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,410 DON'T YOU FIND IT ODD ? 659 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:23,014 I MEAN, BOO-BOO'S NOT YOGI'S SON. 660 00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:24,615 HE'S NOT EVEN HIS BROTHER. 661 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:29,187 YET THEY'RE SHACKING UP IN JELLYSTONE, WALKING AROUND WITH NECKTIES, BUT NO PANTS. 662 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:33,058 PHIL, I NEED YOU TO DROP THIS NOW ! 663 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,528 NO BRAKES, BUD. OLD JOKE, BUD. 664 00:46:37,562 --> 00:46:40,031 NO JOKE, BUD ! 665 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,639 HOLD ON ! WHOA ! WATCH IT, WATCH IT ! 666 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:10,661 OH ! MOVE OVER, BRO ! 667 00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:12,697 YEAH ! 668 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:33,084 WHO ARE THOSE GUYS ? 669 00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:37,122 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE GOOD. 670 00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:50,868 AAH. 671 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,975 HEY, PHIL. CHECK THIS OUT. EWW. 672 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:09,020 "MAP REQUEST ACCEPTED. LANDSAT ORBITAL ETA: 18 HOURS." 673 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:10,555 EIGHTEEN HOURS FOR WHAT ? 674 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:14,059 FOR US TO GET THE PARK READY TO HAVE ITS PICTURE TAKEN AGAIN, FROM OUTER SPACE. 675 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,662 THE FINAL FRONTIER. 676 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,968 OH-OH. TOO CLOSE. HEY ! 677 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,976 HUH. NO WAY. PETEY ! 678 00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:33,711 STEW, MAN, PETEY'S HERE. 679 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,913 I TOLD YOU IF YOU FED HIM-- HE'D COME BACK. 680 00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:38,083 AND HE DID ! HE CAME BACK. 681 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,319 YOU ARE FULLY THE LASSIE OF P-DOGS. 682 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,654 KEEP HIM AROUND. 683 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,856 WE CAN USE HIM. 684 00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:51,096 THIRTY TUBES OF MENTHOLATUM DEEP HEATING RUB, PLEASE. 685 00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:59,237 * AH, LIKE A VISION WHEN YOU MADE YOUR DECISION * 686 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:02,340 * AND YOU WONDER WHY YOUR LIFE HAS TURNED OUT THIS WAY * 687 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,309 * YOU TRIED TO USE ME AND YOU SEE THAT YOU CONFUSE ME * 688 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:08,313 * BUT NOW YOU'RE FEELING SORRY 'CAUSE YOU GOT PLAYED * 689 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:12,683 [ Grunting, Speaking German ] 690 00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:17,655 * ALL YOUR TALK HAS BECOME BULL JUST WHAT DO YOU SEE * 691 00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:19,991 * DON'T PLACE THE BLAME ON ME ** 692 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:23,661 "MIZZING LOWEN" ? HUH. I WONDER WHERE THE BIG CAT'S AT. 693 00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,343 HEY ! 694 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,711 IT'S MY CONE, MO ! BACK OFF ! 695 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:42,713 BUT YOU GOT THE LAST DROP OF DEW ! 696 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:52,223 MEAT IS MURDER ! DON'T HURT US, MR. LION ! 697 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:57,662 NO, PLEASE ! SURRENDER, CARNIVORE ! 698 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,169 DUDE, HOW'D IT GO, BRO ? DID YOU SCORE ? 699 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,171 WAIT TILL WE'RE BACK IN CAMP ! 700 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:09,207 I CAN'T, BRO. I NEED IT BAD. 701 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,410 HURRY UP. I'LL BE IN THE JEEP. * IT WOULD HAPPEN THIS TIME 702 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,080 * I'M SURE THAT IT'S THE LAST TIME * 703 00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:18,015 * I'M OVER GOIN' OVER IT * 704 00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:20,251 * IT'S OVER ONCE AGAIN 705 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,420 * WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ME 706 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,922 HOWDY THERE, RANGER. * I BLEW THE OPPORTUNITY 707 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,725 * BY SAYIN' SOMETHING ASININE 708 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:29,827 * I'VE GOTTA LOSE THIS MOUTH OF MINE * 709 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,929 LIEUTENANT. ALOHA. * I SURE SAID THE WRONG THING 710 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:35,433 SO, WE'RE STILL ON FOR LUNCH TOMORROW, RIGHT ? UH, YUP. 711 00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,768 TRAIL MIX ALFRESCO, LIEUTENANT. 712 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:41,038 RIGHT ON. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 713 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:43,208 AND PHIL, YOU CAN CALL ME JESSE. 714 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,976 COOL. THANKS, LIEUTENANT JESSE. 715 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:51,048 * I SURE SAID THE WRONG THING * 716 00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:54,785 * RIGHT THEN I SAID THE WRONG THING I SURE SAID THE WRONG THING ** 717 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:59,090 OH, MAN ! GOTTA FIND US A LUNCH ! 718 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:03,894 YOU HAVE TO THINK, PHIL. USE THE BRAIN. MAKE A PLAN, SEEK A SOLUTION. 719 00:51:03,928 --> 00:51:05,896 ONE'S JUST NOT GONNA COME TO YOU. 720 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:08,233 HEY, WATCH IT, PAL ! 721 00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:25,916 AH, SCORCHIN', BRO ! THIS STUFF'S HOT ! 722 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:28,819 THAT'S THE IDEA. I'VE GOT TO ELEVATE THE TEMPERATURE OF THE P-DOGS, 723 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,988 SO THE SATELLITE'S HEAT SENSORS CAN DISTINGUISH THEM... 724 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:33,791 FROM OTHER MAMMALS WHEN IT MAKES THE THERMAL MAP. 725 00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:36,827 YOU'RE COMPLETELY WINGIN' THIS, HUH ? NOT AT ALL. 726 00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:40,097 IT'S SIMPLE SCIENCE. LIKE A POTATO CLOCK OR COLD FUSION. 727 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,500 WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS. 728 00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:45,336 MY PAL, PETEY THE P-DOG, LOOKS MOST UNSTOKED. 729 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:48,239 NO BIGGIE, BRO. HE WON'T GET ANY DEEP HEATING RUB ON HIM... 730 00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,341 UNLESS HE BACKTRACKS. 731 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,211 OKAY, P-DOGS. THE HEAT IS ON. 732 00:51:56,547 --> 00:52:00,151 SO, WEEBLES. WHAT IS THIS CALLED ? 733 00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:03,120 FIRE ! INDEED. 734 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,156 AND WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE A CARELESS CAMPER... 735 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:07,758 AND YOU GET TOO CLOSE ? 736 00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,927 LIKE YOU, RANGER PHIL ! DROP AND ROLL ! 737 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,265 DROP AND ROLL ! 738 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:18,102 DROP AND ROLL ! OH, HOT, HOT, HOT ! 739 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:21,872 [ Screaming, Panting ] 740 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,941 WHOA ! THAT WAS COOL, RANGER PHIL. 741 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,978 GOOD, KIDS. YOU PASSED THE TEST. HE'S ALL RIGHT. 742 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:30,981 AND NOW, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, 743 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:35,220 GIVE IT UP FOR RAPMASTER SPARKY ! WHOO ! ** 744 00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:38,055 OH, NO. 745 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,959 * HEY, LISTEN, FIRE IS BAD BAD, BAD, BAD * 746 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,961 NOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ? 747 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,963 DANCE, MAN. IT SAYS TO BUST A MOVE ! 748 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:49,467 * WHEN THINGS BURN I'M SAD, SAD, SAD ** 749 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:54,205 THIS STINKS ! WE WANT FIRE. 750 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,341 OH, WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE JUST SHOOT ME ? 751 00:52:57,442 --> 00:53:00,077 THIS WON'T LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 752 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:03,047 SURE, IT WILL. HUNTIN' ACCIDENT. 753 00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:09,086 YO, YO, YO ! I GOT THE MOVES. JUST CALL ME JAMES BROWN. 754 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:11,055 THING ! HAH ! 755 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:13,891 LET'S DO IT. 756 00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,827 NOT NOW. IN FRONT OF THE KIDS ? 757 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,397 ARE YOU KIDDIN' ? LOOK AT 'EM ! 758 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:25,436 THEY'D DO IT THEMSELVES IF THEY COULD. 759 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,572 THIS SUCKS ! 760 00:53:27,605 --> 00:53:30,441 OHH ! 761 00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:34,945 - OH, MAN ! I'LL NEVER HAVE CUBS ! 762 00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,081 CRAWL IT OFF, BRO ! 763 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,949 ARE YOU READY NOW ? 764 00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:48,526 OWW ! OOF ! 765 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,862 WHY AREN'T YOU DIGGING ? 766 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:55,966 MENTHOLATUM DEEP HEATING RUB ? 767 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,369 IT'S THOSE ROOKIES. 768 00:54:00,405 --> 00:54:03,274 OW ! UGH ! 769 00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:05,843 WHERE THE HELL ARE NEMO AND CRABBE ? 770 00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:15,119 THANKS FOR TAKING ME, PHIL. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS. 771 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:18,188 NO PROBLEM, LIEUTENANT. I JUST HOPE YOU LIKE THE MENU. 772 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:26,997 HEY, PHIL ! I SEE A GRUB. CAN I EAT IT ? 773 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:30,234 NO, DON'T EAT THAT ! WHY NOT ? GRUBS AREN'T POISONOUS. 774 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,503 I SEE BIRDS EAT THEM ALL THE TIME. 775 00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:35,139 OH, I KNOW. 776 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:40,645 BUT IT'S GOT THIS FUNKY KIND OF ORANGE-JUICE-MEETS-TOOTHPASTE TASTE MOST PEOPLE DON'T DIG. 777 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:45,350 IT'S BETTER TO START OFF WITH THESE. EARTHWORMS. 778 00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:50,054 THEY'RE NUTRITIOUS. A TAD GUMMY, BUT SURPRISINGLY SWEET. 779 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:58,363 MMM. EARTHWORMY GOODNESS. 780 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:02,132 OPEN UP. I GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YOU. 781 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:04,335 OH. 782 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:11,609 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? TASTES LIKE CANDY. 783 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,644 "CANDY OF THE GODS," I CALL IT. 784 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:16,447 MMM, IT REALLY TASTES LIKE CANDY. 785 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:19,384 YOU PLANTED CANDY OUT HERE, DIDN'T YOU ? 786 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:24,221 OH. YOU DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE IT, SO Y-YOU SET ALL THIS UP ! 787 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,524 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS ! WHY, I'D NEVER-- 788 00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:28,526 I'LL SHOW YOU, ROOKIE ! 789 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:08,533 NO, PHIL, DON'T. 790 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:12,403 WHAT ? BUG BREATH ? 791 00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:14,371 NO. 792 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:16,407 IT'S JUST... 793 00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:22,112 I BARELY KNOW YOU. I KNOW, LIEUTENANT, 794 00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:24,715 BUT I TOTALLY CRAVE YOUR WAVE. 795 00:56:27,317 --> 00:56:29,420 I MEAN... 796 00:56:29,454 --> 00:56:33,090 YOU'RE ALL I THINK ABOUT, DAY AND NIGHT. 797 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:36,126 AND VERSE-VISA. 798 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,563 AND WHEN I'M WITH YOU, 799 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:42,800 I FIND MYSELF STARING, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULDN'T. 800 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:47,137 LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING AND THERE'S SOMETHING FLAT IN THE ROAD AHEAD ? 801 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:50,274 AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK AT IT, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T HELP IT ? 802 00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:54,111 PHIL, ARE YOU CALLING ME ROADKILL ? YEAH, EXACTLY ! 803 00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:56,080 I MEAN, NO. 804 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,415 WELL, OKAY, BUT ROADKILL IN A GOOD WAY. 805 00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:02,119 AW, MAN. COULD I JUST START OVER ? 806 00:57:02,152 --> 00:57:04,655 NO, YOU CAN'T. 807 00:57:04,689 --> 00:57:07,424 BECAUSE THAT IS THE... 808 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:11,161 ODDEST, SWEETEST THING ANYBODY HAS EVER SAID TO ME. 809 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,163 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? 810 00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:18,268 I THINK YOUR WAVE IS PRETTY CRAVABLE TOO. 811 00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:20,471 YOU DO ? 812 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,208 COOL. 813 00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:33,518 ORE-IDA. WE'S IN BIDNESS ! 814 00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:41,559 YEAH. UH-OH. COMPANY. 815 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,603 UH, CAPTAIN PINE, SIR. WHAT A SURPRISE. 816 00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:55,372 AND GREAT TIMING, TOO, SINCE I JUST GOT ALL THE INFO NEEDED... 817 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,708 TO NAIL THE PRAIRIE-DOG DILEMMA. 818 00:57:57,742 --> 00:58:00,277 SAVE IT, DEEDLE... 819 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,246 IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME. 820 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,290 MEL AND MO, I PRESUME ? 821 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,660 WHERE'S YOUR EVIL TWIN, DOODLE ? 822 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:22,366 JESSE, THIS IS AWESOME. 823 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,403 THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIEW OF THE PARK. 824 00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:30,307 MY STEPDAD SHOWED ME THIS SPOT. 825 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,342 YOUR STEPDAD. 826 00:58:32,376 --> 00:58:36,313 HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS DATE OF OURS, DOES HE ? 827 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:40,317 'CAUSE HE-- HE KIND OF TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU. 828 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,720 HE DID ? YEAH. 829 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:45,355 OH, THAT IS SO MY DAD. 830 00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:50,561 HE'S GOT THIS SLIGHT PROBLEM WHEN IT COMES TO ME AND GUYS. 831 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:55,900 HE CAN'T STAND TO SEE HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE TOMBOY ALL GROWN UP. 832 00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:59,436 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THOUGH. 833 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:03,440 SO IT'S-- IT'S COOL THEN IF HE SEES US TOGETHER ? 834 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,442 IT'S FINE. REALLY. 835 00:59:05,475 --> 00:59:10,280 HE'S A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S SOME COMPLETE PSYCHO. 836 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:14,719 GET AWAY FROM THE GIRL ! 837 00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:18,789 I REPEAT-- GET AWAY FROM THE GIRL ! 838 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:24,795 WELL, SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY AWRY. TRY MEL AND MO SHOWING. 839 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:28,265 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GILLIGAN GAMBIT, MAN ? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA CLAIM AMNESIA. 840 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:31,301 I KNOW. I... FORGOT. 841 00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:34,471 OH, BRO, WE'RE, LIKE, BEYOND BUSTED. 842 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:42,780 CAPTAIN PINE, JESSE. 843 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,849 IT'S LIEUTENANT RYAN. 844 00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:50,788 LOOK, WE'RE SORRY WE LET YOU DOWN. 845 00:59:50,821 --> 00:59:52,823 M-MAYBE IF YOU'D LET US EXPLAIN. 846 00:59:52,857 --> 00:59:55,592 TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, DEEDLE. YOU'RE GOING DIRECTLY TO JAIL. 847 00:59:55,626 --> 00:59:59,563 AS IN DO NOT PASS "GO," DO NOT COLLECT TWO SHINY RANGER BADGES. 848 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,231 BUT WE DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM. 849 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:05,736 WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF PRODIGAL SONS TRYING TO WIN THE LOVE AND RESPECT OF THEIR DAD. 850 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,738 Y-YOU KNOW, LIKE JACK AND BOBBY KENNEDY. 851 01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:10,340 YEAH, SPEED RACER AND SPRIDLE. FRANK AND JOE HARDY. 852 01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:13,443 FUNNY, I DON'T RECALL THE HARDY BOYS COMPLETELY TRASHING A CAMPSITE. 853 01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:16,580 OR STEALING LADIES' CLOTHES. 854 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,917 STEALING LADIES' PANTIES ? 855 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,919 YOU STOLE LADIES' PANTIES ? 856 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,522 WELL, YEAH, BUT JUST TO WEAR 'EM. 857 01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:29,426 THAT'S DISGUSTING. COME ON. LOAD 'EM UP. 858 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:32,296 BLADE IT UP, ALAN. 859 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:35,800 - OF COURSE I AM. 860 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:40,337 YOU LIED TO ME AND WASTED VALUABLE TIME WHILE THE PRAIRIE DOGS GOT WORSE BY THE DAY. 861 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:43,941 BUT SIR, I TOLD YOU, WE'RE ON IT. AH, CUT THE BULL. 862 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,343 I CHECKED YOU TWO OUT. 863 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:50,681 YOU'RE SURFERS, LOSERS, A COUPLE OF BUMS. 864 01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:53,650 AND DEEDLE, WE DON'T NEED SURFERS IN YELLOWSTONE. 865 01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:00,390 CAPTAIN, MAYBE WE ARE A COUPLE OF BUMS, 866 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:03,027 BUT IN OUR WHOLE LIVES WE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING... 867 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:06,030 AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO HELP YOU GUYS AND SAVE THE PARK. 868 01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:10,067 YEAH, HONEST, CAPTAIN, WE TOTALLY DIG THIS PLACE AND WE DIG THE TWO OF YOU TOO. 869 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:15,305 AND IF YOU SEND US BACK, THEN WE REALLY WILL BE JUST A COUPLE OF LOSER SURFER BUMS. 870 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,008 WELL, THAT'S REAL TOUCHING, BOYS, 871 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,578 BUT YOU LIED AND YOU HURT JESSE, 872 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:24,481 AND YOU BOTH HURT THE PARK ! 873 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:29,353 FRANKLY, I'M JUST TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR PHONY FACES ! 874 01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:34,024 SO THAT MEANS EITHER YOU LEAVE OR I LEAVE. 875 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:42,632 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', DEEDLES. 876 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,871 I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE ! 877 01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:51,308 - WHOA ! - DAD ! 878 01:01:53,443 --> 01:01:55,813 DEEDLE ! 879 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,451 - DAD ! - MAN OVERBOARD ! 880 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,720 DOWN ! TAKE HER DOWN ! 881 01:02:18,002 --> 01:02:19,970 DAD ! JESSE ! 882 01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:22,907 DAD ! THROW IT HERE ! 883 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,843 BRO, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN'. 884 01:02:34,819 --> 01:02:36,753 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ? 885 01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:40,524 SURF AND RESCUE ! WHAT ? 886 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:44,795 GET IN. I'M DRIVIN. 887 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,779 WHA ! 888 01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:12,122 WHAA ! 889 01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,804 WHA-AAH ! 890 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:45,055 HANG ON ! CAPTAIN AHOY ! 891 01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:55,599 GO BACK ! GO BACK ! GET OUT OF HERE ! 892 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:03,908 - PHIL ! - GRAB ON TO MY BOARD, PINE MAN ! 893 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:05,910 YOU ROOKIES GO BACK ! 894 01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:09,779 GUESS AGAIN. WE'RE SAVIN' YOUR BUTT. THE FALL ! 895 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,682 OH, MAN ! 896 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:19,856 JESSE, GET DOWN HERE. - PHIL, STEW, GRAB THE SKIDS ! 897 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,959 DUDE, DON'T LET HIM GO, MAN ! 898 01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:30,800 - COME ON. GET DOWN HERE ! OH, MAN, COME ON ! WE'RE RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM ! 899 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:35,805 I CAN'T REACH IT ! 900 01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:41,578 OHH ! OH, YEAH ! YEAH, YEAH ! 901 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,514 WHAA ! 902 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:47,184 GUYS, I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 903 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,087 IS THERE ANYTHING WE COULD DO TO THANK YOU ? 904 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,789 UM-- 905 01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:55,993 WELL, STEW AND I COULD USE A RIDE TO THE AIRPORT. WHAT ? 906 01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:01,631 YOU CAN'T GET A RANGER BADGE AT THE AIRPORT, ROOKIE. 907 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:04,268 ONLY PLACE TO GET ONE IS RIGHT HERE, IN THE PARK, 908 01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:07,704 TOMORROW AT 9:00 A.M., AT YOUR GRADUATION. 909 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:12,142 YES ! STINKIN' BADGES ! 910 01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:14,711 - OH, AND HEY, TONIGHT WE PARTY. YEAH ! 911 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,713 LUAU AT CAMP DEEDLE. 912 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,748 YOU GUYS EVER LUAU ? WHAT ? 913 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:23,720 NO. UH, SOMETIMES WE GET A BAND AND WE DO A BARBECUE. 914 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,790 - YOU KNOW, A HOEDOWN. A HOEDOWN ? 915 01:05:26,823 --> 01:05:30,827 WELL, THIS'LL BE JUST LIKE THAT, ONLY IT'LL BE MORE OF A-- A DON HO-DOWN. 916 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:33,830 ** 917 01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:41,171 WHOA, THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS. YEAH, FULLY. 918 01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:44,174 WE RAN OUT OF HULA MIX, AND THEY ALL WANT MORE. 919 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:47,311 TELL 'EM TO DRINK THE TIKI TORCHES. IT'S THE SAME STUFF. 920 01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:50,180 ANY SIGN OF JESSE YET ? 921 01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:52,182 NO, NOT YET. 922 01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:54,184 NO WORRIES, BRO. SHE'LL BE HERE. 923 01:05:54,218 --> 01:05:56,686 I'M GONNA GO GET THE CAKE. 924 01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:00,690 ** 925 01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:04,928 YEAH-HEH ! YOU GUYS RULE ! 926 01:06:07,231 --> 01:06:10,034 - COOL. A BEAR. 927 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:13,237 A BEAR ! AAAH ! WHOA ! 928 01:06:32,889 --> 01:06:35,192 ALOHA. 929 01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:38,162 JESSE, YOU ARE ONE SCENIC TURN-ON. 930 01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,231 WELL, YOU'RE NO LANDFILL YOURSELF, DEEDLE. 931 01:06:41,265 --> 01:06:43,233 SO, UH, YOU WANNA CUT ONE ? 932 01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:48,905 A OH. GOD, I'D LOVE TO. 933 01:06:48,938 --> 01:06:53,110 THIS'LL TEACH ME TO WEAR GIRLIE SHOES. MY DOGS ARE ACHIN'. 934 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:57,881 YOU SHOULD, UH, SOAK 'EM IN A HOT BATH. 935 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,718 I KNOW A BETTER PLACE. 936 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:04,721 COME ON. 937 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:08,425 * BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH * 938 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:11,628 WHOO-HOO ! 939 01:07:34,484 --> 01:07:37,954 YO ! PEEP THIS ! 940 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:41,057 MY MAN STEW'S GONNA RAP US SOME SPARKY ! 941 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:45,695 OKAY, ROOKIE, DO YOUR LITTLE DANCE. ** 942 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:51,067 OTTO ? 943 01:07:53,337 --> 01:07:58,942 * WHEN IT BURNS I'M SAD, SAD, SAD ** 944 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:06,216 MY GOD ! 945 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,252 IT'S PERFECT. 946 01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:15,359 ** 947 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:21,097 "P-DOG PLAN." YEAH. YEAH. 948 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:24,834 - OTTO. 949 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:32,108 WHERE'S THE BEAR ? WHERE'S THE BEAR ? 950 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:35,111 WHERE'S THE BEAR ? OTTO, COME HERE. 951 01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:37,113 COME HERE. 952 01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:44,821 OTTO. 953 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,291 OTTO. 954 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:50,360 OTTO ! 955 01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:52,362 OTTO, COME HERE. COME HERE ! 956 01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:56,733 NEIN. DON'T TAKE THE JEEP. YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF ! 957 01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,937 OTTO ! OTTO, STOP THE JEEP ! 958 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:05,842 OTTO, YOU STOP ! RETURN THE JEEP ! STOP ! 959 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:08,011 THE KID PUTS ON A HECK OF A SHOW. 960 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,383 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE ? 961 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:16,386 IT IS FULLY NATURE'S JACUZZI. 962 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,957 SO HOW LONG DO THE BUBBLES STAY ON ? 963 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:23,293 HOPEFULLY FOR A FEW THOUSAND YEARS. 964 01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:26,530 WOW. OUR TOES'LL BE WAY PRUNEY BY THEN. 965 01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:31,235 JESSE. 966 01:09:31,268 --> 01:09:33,803 I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT... 967 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,374 YOU ARE UNDENIABLY THE COOLEST CHICK-- 968 01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:41,044 I MEAN, THE FINEST WOMAN THAT I'VE EVER MET. 969 01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:47,150 AND RIGHT NOW MY HEART IS STOKED LIKE A GREMMIE RIPPIN' A MONSTER DREAM SET. 970 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:50,086 OOH, SHAME ON YOU, SPOUTING CLICHES. 971 01:10:09,273 --> 01:10:11,441 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OKAY ? 972 01:10:11,475 --> 01:10:15,279 OKAY ? NO. THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC. 973 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:19,916 ** 974 01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:25,889 ** 975 01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:28,925 ** 976 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,232 ** 977 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:40,570 WELCOME AND GOOD MORNING, MY FELLOW RANGERS. 978 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,641 THIS MORNING, MY TWO PERSONAL HEROES, 979 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:49,045 PHILLIP S. AND STEWART P. DEEDLE, 980 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:52,248 WILL COMMENCE THE ERADICATION... 981 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:55,018 OF THE RODENT INFESTATION. 982 01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,122 AFTER WHICH, 983 01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:02,426 I WILL PROUDLY PRESENT THEM WITH THEIR PARK SERVICE BADGES. 984 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,502 UH, THANK YOU, CAPTAIN PINE MAN, SIR. 985 01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:17,140 THIS IS A THERMAL MAP OF THE PARK CREATED BY A U.S. GEOGRAPHICAL SATELLITE. 986 01:11:17,173 --> 01:11:20,510 GEYSERS, THE HOTTEST, ARE RED. SNOW IS BLUE. 987 01:11:20,544 --> 01:11:23,347 AND WARM-BLOODED ANIMALS ARE GREEN. 988 01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:26,950 BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HOTTER YELLOW DOTS. 989 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:28,985 THEY'RE PRAIRIE DOGS... 990 01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:32,356 AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO A TEMPERATURE-ELEVATING SUBSTANCE. 991 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:36,192 SO THE YELLOW LINE YOU SEE HERE IS ACTUALLY ONE BIG PRAIRIE-DOG TUNNEL. 992 01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,995 AND AFTER PLACING A SERIOUS OF SMALL, 993 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:41,598 HARMLESS EXPLOSIVES IN THE-- 994 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:47,203 UH, LOOK, STEW PUT CHERRY BOMBS IN A MESS OF HOLES TO SEAL OFF THE TUNNEL THING. 995 01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:50,206 OHH. SO NOW IT'S: "SEE YA, P-DOG" TIME. 996 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:53,142 "WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA," P-DOG TIME. WHOO ! 997 01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:56,312 AND NOW, BY VIRTUE OF STATE-OF-THE-ART SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY... 998 01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:59,383 AND MENTHOLATUM DEEP HEATING EXTRA STRENGTH PAIN RELIEVING RUB, 999 01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:02,118 PHIL AND STEW DEEDLE WILL, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, 1000 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,588 END THE PARK'S PESKY PRAIRIE-DOG DILEMMA. 1001 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:11,395 ONE... 1002 01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:14,230 TWO... 1003 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:16,165 THREE. THREE. 1004 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:17,934 NOW. 1005 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:49,232 OH. WHOA. 1006 01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:51,668 WICKED CHERRY BOMBS, STEW. 1007 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:56,072 THEY KILLED HER ! THOSE PHONY SURFER LOSERS KILLED OLD FAITHFUL ! 1008 01:12:56,105 --> 01:13:00,043 LYNCH 'EM ! LYNCH THE DEEDLES ! 1009 01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:05,048 NO MORE BADGES FOR YOU, DEEDLES ! 1010 01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:13,222 HANG ON, STEW ! OH, NO ! 1011 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:15,625 WHOA ! OOF ! 1012 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,202 AND DON'T COME BACK... 1013 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,237 EVER ! 1014 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,577 OH, MAN ! 1015 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:35,579 I MISS JELLYSTONE ALREADY. 1016 01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:38,381 WHEN DAD FINDS OUT HOW WE DISGRACED THE FAMILY NAME-- 1017 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,485 HE'LL PROBABLY CHANGE IT BACK TO DEEDLEFARB. BOY. 1018 01:13:41,518 --> 01:13:44,387 HEY, AND WHAT ABOUT PINE ? WE FULLY RUINED HIS LIFE. 1019 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,492 AND JESSE'S. MAN, WHAT TO DO, STEW ? 1020 01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:52,496 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO: COME UP WITH THE PERSON WHO DID THIS. 1021 01:13:52,529 --> 01:13:56,500 OH, I GOT YA. FRAME SOMEONE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY DID IT. 1022 01:13:56,533 --> 01:14:00,169 PHIL, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT KILL OLD FAITHFUL. 1023 01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:02,171 WE WERE SET UP. 1024 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:05,842 STEW, THAT'S SO "DICULOUS," IT'S "RE-DICULOUS." 1025 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:08,678 WHO ON EARTH WOULD WANT TO FRAME A COUPLE OF ROOKIES ? 1026 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:13,550 NO CLUE. ALL I KNOW IS, A CHERRY BOMB CAN'T KILL A BILLION-YEAR-OLD GEYSER. 1027 01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:20,289 PHIL, THESE YELLOW DOTS. 1028 01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:25,161 - THE BIG P-DOG TUNNEL. WHAT'S IT HEADED FOR ? - THAT BIG RED DOT. 1029 01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:28,632 RIGHT. AND THAT RED DOT, MR. WATSON, 1030 01:14:28,665 --> 01:14:31,434 IS A GEYSER DUBBED "OLD FAITHFUL." 1031 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,436 AH, NO WAY ! 1032 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,439 SO WHAT ? SO, WHAT ARE THE ODDS ? 1033 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,708 MAYBE IF WE CAN FIND THE SOURCE OF THE P-DOGS, 1034 01:14:38,742 --> 01:14:41,377 WE COULD FIND OUT WHO WHACKED OLD FAITHFUL AND GET HER GUSHIN' AGAIN. 1035 01:14:47,183 --> 01:14:49,285 SHAKE SOME BOOTY, BRO. 1036 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,387 CAR COMING. 1037 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,692 BRO, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS ? NO. 1038 01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:59,295 BUT WHAT DO WE DO WHENEVER WE'RE IN REALLY BIG TROUBLE ? 1039 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:02,331 SOMETHIN' REALLY STUPID. EXACTLY. 1040 01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:07,236 WHOA ! 1041 01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:09,573 I TOLD YOU THIS TENT WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHIN'. - NO DOUBT. 1042 01:15:09,606 --> 01:15:13,442 WHOO-HOO-HOO ! WHOO ! YEAH ! 1043 01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:18,314 OHH ! YOU SMELL THAT ? SMELLS FAMILIAR. 1044 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,823 LOOK AT THIS. DANG DEEDLES ! 1045 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:31,227 IF I HADN'T KILLED 'EM, I'D KILL 'EM ! WHOO ! 1046 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,863 YEAH ! THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MAJOR NAD ! 1047 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,933 DEEDLES ! 1048 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,169 AND HEY, FLOWER BUD ! 1049 01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,905 TURN ! 1050 01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:44,273 WHOO-HOO ! AAAH ! 1051 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:48,878 NOT AGAIN ! AAAH ! 1052 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,181 RATS ! 1053 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:54,383 WHOA ! KILLER DISMOUNT ! 1054 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:58,722 DEEDLES ! 1055 01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:02,959 FIREBALL ? SIR, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO, 1056 01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:06,295 BUT, UH, OLD FAITHFUL, AH, SHE'S FINE, SIR. 1057 01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:10,199 YEAH. ERUPTING AWAY LIKE ALWAYS. YEAH. 1058 01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:13,236 IN FACT, SHE'S ERUPTING RIGHT NOW. YOU READY ? 1059 01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:23,279 YES, SIR. ONE BILLION AND STILL GOING STRONG. 1060 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:25,949 YEAH. VERY GOOD, SIR. 1061 01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:29,653 WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU, THE GOVERNOR AND THE SECRETARY OF INTERIOR... 1062 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:31,955 HERE AT NOON FOR THE CELEBRATION. 1063 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:34,791 RIGHT. OKAY. 1064 01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:38,561 THAT'S SUPER, MR. SUPER-- BUTTHEAD. 1065 01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:40,563 DAD ? AH, HE HUNG UP. 1066 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,565 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? 1067 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,968 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA PULL THIS OFF. 1068 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:47,436 HONEY, I'M JUST TRYING TO BUY A LITTLE TIME. 1069 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:50,506 I GOT A TEAM OF GEOLOGISTS DRIVING OVER FROM BUTTE NOW-- BUTTE ? 1070 01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:54,678 YEAH. DAD, BUTTE IS OVER FOUR HOURS AWAY. 1071 01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:58,581 ALL OF THE ROADS ARE CRAMMED WITH PEOPLE GETTING HERE FOR THE CELEBRATION. 1072 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,517 THERE IS NO WAY THEY'D GET HERE BY NOON. 1073 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,753 I'M LOSIN' IT, AREN'T I ? 1074 01:17:03,787 --> 01:17:06,522 OKAY, FELLAS, FORGET IT. 1075 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:09,358 ALL RIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN ! 1076 01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:13,496 LET'S JUST HOPE FOR A MIRACLE. 1077 01:17:13,529 --> 01:17:17,233 I SURE HOPE YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING, DUDE. 1078 01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:20,904 RIGHT THERE. DROP ZONE. 1079 01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:28,477 OHH ! WHOA ! OHH ! OHH ! 1080 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:40,556 THIS IS DEFINITELY THE PLACE. 1081 01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:44,327 YEAH. LOOK AT ALL THE P-DOGS. 1082 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,463 STEW, MAN, THERE'S NOTHIN' HERE BUT A MEADOW FULL OF GOLF BALLS ! 1083 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:51,300 DON'T GO GETTIN' NEG ON ME, BRO. MAYBE THEY SAW P-DOGS. 1084 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,803 NOW, IT'S IRONIC, ISN'T IT ? 1085 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:57,340 YESTERDAY THOSE TWO ROOKIES WERE ON THE VERGE OF RUINING EVERYTHING, 1086 01:17:57,373 --> 01:18:01,410 AND NOW, THANKS TO THEM, WE ARE A MERE 20 MINUTES AWAY... 1087 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:03,847 FROM OUR INCREDIBLE MOMENT OF TRIUMPH. 1088 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,751 TO SUCCESS, AND TO THOSE TWO IDIOT DEEDLES. 1089 01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:10,286 WHEREVER THEY MAY BE. 1090 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:15,591 THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE ABOVE US. 1091 01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:19,729 I WANT YOU TO READ THEIR LIPS, AND THIS TIME DO IT LETTER-PERFECT. 1092 01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:23,399 "WHAT KIND OF A PINHEAD KILLS A GEYSER ? 1093 01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:27,904 AN EVIL PINHEAD WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM AND A MAJORLY BIG BUG UP HIS--" 1094 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,906 HEY ! SHUT UP. 1095 01:18:31,474 --> 01:18:35,411 MR. CRABBE, MR. NEMO, BRING THEM TO ME. 1096 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:37,413 HELLO ! 1097 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:40,784 IT'S ED AND DICK. YOU MAY BE A WINNER. 1098 01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:44,053 OR... A LOSER. 1099 01:18:44,087 --> 01:18:47,456 OH-HO. WHAT A DUMP. 1100 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:51,761 HEY, SCOOBY STEW. LOOK, A CLUE. 1101 01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:56,065 SLATER. WASN'T THAT THE HEAD RANGER THEY BANNED FROM THE PARK ? 1102 01:18:56,099 --> 01:18:59,068 HEAD RANGER. MORE LIKE HEAD CASE. 1103 01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:02,872 OH-HO-HO ! "DIE PINE" ? 1104 01:19:02,906 --> 01:19:06,342 "DIE DEEDLES" ? 1105 01:19:07,777 --> 01:19:10,880 ARE YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN' ? YEAH. 1106 01:19:10,914 --> 01:19:12,982 WATCH IT ! HEY, HEY, HEY ! 1107 01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:15,819 STEP RIGHT THIS WAY, DEEDLES, TO MY HUMBLE COMMODE. 1108 01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:18,421 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US ? 1109 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,791 UH-OH. 1110 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:24,460 WHOA ! 1111 01:19:24,493 --> 01:19:28,832 ** 1112 01:19:28,865 --> 01:19:32,768 OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE JACKSON HOLE HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND ! 1113 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:34,770 THANKS, KIDS. 1114 01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:38,641 NOW, THEN, BEFORE I INTRODUCE OUR FEATURED SPEAKER, THE PARK'S HEAD RANGER-- 1115 01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:41,610 OH ! OW ! GET OFF ! 1116 01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:43,980 RIGHT THIS WAY, DEEDLES ! 1117 01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:51,520 DEEDLES, NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN. 1118 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,958 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, SLATER ! WHATEVER IT IS. 1119 01:19:54,991 --> 01:19:58,161 - OH, STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET ? - ONE THING WE DO KNOW. 1120 01:19:58,194 --> 01:20:00,763 YOU WERE PUMPING P-DOGS INTO THE PARK. 1121 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:04,500 INSPIRED, WASN'T IT ? 1122 01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:07,871 ALL IT TOOK WAS A LITTLE KIBBLE INJECTED INTO THE DIRT, 1123 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:10,039 AND A-TUNNELING THEY WOULD GO. 1124 01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:15,011 BUT THEN, UH, THANKS TO YOU AND MENTHOLATUM DEEP HEATING RUB, 1125 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:17,713 MY FURRY LITTLE FRIENDS, 1126 01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:20,516 THEY WEREN'T DIGGING FAST ENOUGH FOR MY PLANS, 1127 01:20:20,549 --> 01:20:24,053 SO YOU CAN IMAGINE MY RELIEF WHEN I SAW THIS. 1128 01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:26,555 MY PLAN ! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ? 1129 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:31,027 OH, LAST NIGHT IN YOUR TENT, WHEN YOU WERE SUCKING CAKE THROUGH YOUR NOSE. 1130 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:33,162 YOU HAD CAKE ? 1131 01:20:33,196 --> 01:20:37,800 SO, YOUR PLAN FREED ME TO DISPENSE WITH THE SLOTHFUL PRAIRIE DOGS... 1132 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:40,503 AND, UH, INSTEAD USE DYNAMITE... 1133 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:43,873 TO BLAST THE REST OF THE WAY TO MY PIPELINE'S FINAL DESTINATION-- 1134 01:20:43,907 --> 01:20:47,977 THE GEOTHERMAL VENT OF OLD FAITHFUL. 1135 01:20:52,949 --> 01:20:55,851 AFTERNOON, GOVERNOR, 1136 01:20:55,885 --> 01:20:58,554 MR. SECRETARY, 1137 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:00,556 MR. SUPERINTENDENT. 1138 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:05,061 AND WELCOME ALL TO YELLOWSTONE... 1139 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:07,763 ON OLD FAITHFUL'S... 1140 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:11,100 ONE-BILLIONTH BIRTHDAP-- UH, DAY-- BIRTHDAY. 1141 01:21:11,134 --> 01:21:14,070 YOU FRAMED US ! YOU KILLED OLD FAITHFUL, YOU HEINOUS ANUS ! 1142 01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:16,105 KILLED HER, NO. 1143 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:20,476 SHE'S VERY MUCH ALIVE AND STILL ERUPTING LIKE CLOCKWORK INTO THIS STEEL TANK. 1144 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:25,181 DEAD WHAT'S THE DIF ? 1145 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,183 SHE'S NEVER GONNA SEE THE PARK AGAIN. 1146 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,953 NO. NO, SHE WON'T. 1147 01:21:29,986 --> 01:21:34,623 BECAUSE AT EXACTLY NOON, WHEN THAT IDIOT PINE IS UP ON HIS PODIUM, 1148 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:38,261 TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BELOVED GEYSER, 1149 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:42,798 OLD FAITHFUL WILL BE DIVERTED INTO THIS PREEXISTING SHAFT... 1150 01:21:42,831 --> 01:21:45,768 FROM AN EXTINCT GEYSER, WHICH IS SMACK DAB ABOVE US... 1151 01:21:45,801 --> 01:21:48,137 ON MY PROPERTY. 1152 01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:52,041 EXTINCT GEYSER ? YOU MEAN THAT OLD DRY HOLE BY YOUR TRAILER ? 1153 01:21:52,075 --> 01:21:54,043 THAT OLD DRY HOLE, DEEDLE, 1154 01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:58,047 IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE GREATEST GEYSER EVER. 1155 01:21:58,081 --> 01:22:00,583 NEW FAITHFUL OF SLATERSTONE. 1156 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:02,885 TA-DA ! 1157 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:05,788 YUP. 1158 01:22:05,821 --> 01:22:10,593 SOON TO BE THE MILLENNIUM'S MOST POPULAR TOURIST DESTINATION IN WYOMING... 1159 01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:12,628 AND IN THE WORLD. 1160 01:22:12,661 --> 01:22:16,065 YOU DID ALL THIS JUST FOR TOURISM ? 1161 01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:18,801 NOT FOR TOURISM, DEEDLE. 1162 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:21,104 FOR REVENGE. 1163 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:25,774 ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS TO MAKE YELLOWSTONE MORE POPULAR. 1164 01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,177 SO, UH, SHE BURNED ME. 1165 01:22:28,211 --> 01:22:30,613 SO LET'S SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT... 1166 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:34,250 WHEN THE WORLD DUMPS HER FOR THE NEWER, BIGGER... 1167 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:37,186 NEW FAITHFUL OF SLATERSTONE ! 1168 01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:40,289 GENTLEMEN, IT'S SHOW TIME. 1169 01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:43,026 MR. CRABBE. MR. NEMO. 1170 01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:46,962 PUT ON THOSE FIRE SUITS. LET'S MAKE HISTORY. 1171 01:22:46,996 --> 01:22:49,198 BUT, UH-- 1172 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,344 - WAAAH ! 1173 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:10,253 GONNA KILL ME A DEEDLE. 1174 01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:15,091 [ Yelling, Blubbering ] 1175 01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:21,064 DEEDLES. 1176 01:23:27,036 --> 01:23:30,173 LET'S BAIL ! OW ! OW ! OW ! 1177 01:23:30,206 --> 01:23:32,175 COME ON ! 1178 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:37,946 DEEDLES ! 1179 01:23:39,082 --> 01:23:41,150 DEAD END. WHOA ! 1180 01:23:41,184 --> 01:23:45,854 MASSIVE P-DOG MOSH PIT. 1181 01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:53,862 GOTCHA NOW. 1182 01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:57,100 DEEDLE. 1183 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:01,937 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 1184 01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:04,307 HEY, LOSERS ! 1185 01:24:07,743 --> 01:24:09,412 CIAO. 1186 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:16,785 GET 'EM OFF ME ! GET 'EM OFF ! OW ! 1187 01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:18,787 BRO, WE GOTTA SAVE OLD FAITHFUL. 1188 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:21,357 YEAH. FULLY. BUT HOW ? 1189 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,059 ONE BILLION YEARS. 1190 01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:27,696 MAN, THAT'S OLD. REALLY OLD. 1191 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:30,299 I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT ? 1192 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:34,170 UNTIL YOU'RE COMING UP TO A TRILLION, WHO THE HECK REALLY CARES ? 1193 01:24:44,347 --> 01:24:47,049 EASY, NEW FAITHFUL. EASY, GIRL. 1194 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:51,487 YOU'LL SEE THE SURFACE SOON ENOUGH. OH, MR. NEMO, MR. CRABBE. 1195 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:55,724 HELP ME OPEN THESE SAFETY VALVES. WE NEED TO TAKE SOME PRESSURE OFF THE TANK. 1196 01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:58,261 FOOLS, I SAID OPEN THEM, NOT CLOSE THEM. 1197 01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:01,063 THAT BLASTED TANK IS BARELY HOLDING AS IT IS. 1198 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:03,732 OPEN THEM OR YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING ! AH-HA-HA-HA ! 1199 01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:06,101 GIVE IT UP, SLATER BUD ! 1200 01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:09,104 DEEDLES ! 1201 01:25:11,006 --> 01:25:13,976 KILLER DISMOUNT. 1202 01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:23,118 HEY, STEW ! 1203 01:25:23,152 --> 01:25:26,189 NO ONE WILL STOP MY SLATERSTONE, DEEDLES ! 1204 01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:28,224 NO ONE ! 1205 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:34,497 WHOA, PETEY ! STEW, MAN, YOU MISSED IT. PETEY WHACKED SLATER. 1206 01:25:39,001 --> 01:25:42,137 PETEY, JUMP ! 1207 01:25:44,207 --> 01:25:46,942 WHOA, WE BETTER BAIL, BRO. IT'S GONNA BLOW. 1208 01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:51,780 PETEY'LL SHOW US THE WAY OUT. LIKE YOU SAID, HE IS THE LASSIE OF P-DOGS. 1209 01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:55,384 [ Rumbling, Explosions ] 1210 01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,955 MAN, THIS GUY SLATER'S A LOAD. 1211 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,758 FULLY. HE NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE P-DOG CHOW. 1212 01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:07,996 OH, MAN, THIS CAVE'S GONNA CAVE ! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1213 01:26:15,538 --> 01:26:18,807 LASSIE, MY BUTT. THIS IS THE SHAFT TO OLD FAITHFUL. 1214 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:22,345 EXACTLY. I'M SORRY. THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE GOING IN THERE. 1215 01:26:22,378 --> 01:26:26,249 - THIS IS SUICIDAL, FULLY KEVORKIAN. 1216 01:26:26,282 --> 01:26:29,585 WITH THESE FIRE SUITS ON, WE SHOULD BE PERFECTLY FINE. TWO WORDS, STEW. 1217 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:32,355 HEY, IT'S EITHER THIS OR BACK UP THAT TOILET. 1218 01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:35,424 AFTER YOU, BRO. COME ON. IN YOU GO, PETEY. 1219 01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:38,494 COME ON ! GET UP HERE. 1220 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:42,831 DEEDLES ! YOU FOOLS ! NOT THE SHAFT ! NO ! 1221 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:46,068 OH, YOU'LL GET THE SHAFT, ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL BE DOING HARD TIME. 1222 01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:49,104 YEAH, AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL EVERYBODY YOU FRAMED US. NO ! NO ! 1223 01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:51,440 HEY, HEY. GET READY FOR A RUSH, SLATER BUD. 1224 01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:54,943 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA-- 1225 01:26:54,977 --> 01:26:57,112 YEAH ! WHOO-HOO ! 1226 01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:10,359 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT ! 1227 01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:13,396 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF HOT, STEAMING WATER SHOOTING OUT OF A HOLE ! 1228 01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:15,964 YOU WANNA SEE THAT EVERY DAY ? 1229 01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:18,967 JUST BUY A DAMN WHISTLING TEAPOT ! 1230 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:21,203 PINE. WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS ? 1231 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,439 AND WHY HASN'T THE GEYSER ERUPTED ? 1232 01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:26,609 YOU WANNA KNOW WHY IT HASN'T ERUPTED ? OKAY. 1233 01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:29,211 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. DEEDLES ! 1234 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,281 - THAT'S RIGHT. DEEDLES ! 1235 01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:34,317 DEEDLES ! DEEDLES ! 1236 01:27:34,350 --> 01:27:36,319 DEEDLES ! 1237 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:39,888 DEEDLES ! DEEDLES ! DEE-- DEE-- 1238 01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:41,924 DEEDLES ! DEE-- 1239 01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:43,926 WHOA-OH ! 1240 01:27:46,161 --> 01:27:48,997 MY GOD ! WHAT'S HAPPENING ? 1241 01:27:49,031 --> 01:27:52,234 IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE ! IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE ! 1242 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,670 THAT'S NO EARTHQUAKE. 1243 01:27:54,703 --> 01:27:57,606 THAT'S-- 1244 01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:03,145 DEEDLES ! ALL RIGHT ! 1245 01:28:03,178 --> 01:28:05,180 YES ! 1246 01:28:05,213 --> 01:28:07,282 HOO-HAH ! 1247 01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:12,421 STEP OUT OF OUR WAY, SLATER ! 1248 01:28:12,455 --> 01:28:15,023 WHOO ! 1249 01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:17,526 HA-HA ! 1250 01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:20,295 WHOO-HOO ! YEAH ! STEW, MAN ! 1251 01:28:20,329 --> 01:28:23,532 WE GOT PETEY TOO. HEY ! HI, MAN ! 1252 01:28:23,566 --> 01:28:25,601 ALOHA, MY FRIEND ! 1253 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:28,203 DEEDLES ! DEEDLES ! DEEDLES ! 1254 01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:34,977 HEY, DEEDLES, YOU JUST SAVED THE NATION'S MOST BELOVED GEYSER. 1255 01:28:35,010 --> 01:28:37,980 YOU HELPED PUT AWAY AN EVIL MADMAN. 1256 01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:41,016 SO, DEEDLES, WHERE ARE YOU GOIN' NOW ? 1257 01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:44,019 WE'RE GOIN' TO... DEEDLESTONE ! 1258 01:28:44,052 --> 01:28:46,989 YEAH ! 1259 01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:51,727 DEEDLESTONE, 300 ACRES OF 4-TO-6-FOOT STEAMY, GLASSY WAVES... 1260 01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:54,563 POWERED BY A REAWAKENED GEYSER AND A FLOODED MEADOW... 1261 01:28:54,597 --> 01:28:57,566 THAT ONCE BELONGED TO THE EVIL MADMAN. 1262 01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:01,404 DEEDLESTONE IS AN ELTON DEEDLE CORPORATION. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 1263 01:29:01,437 --> 01:29:03,539 CHOICE AD, EH, BRO ? 1264 01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:06,575 YEAH, AND FULLY ORIGINAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK, POPS ? 1265 01:29:06,609 --> 01:29:09,412 BOYS, 1266 01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:13,482 YOU'RE FINALLY LIVING UP TO YOUR FAMILY NAME. 1267 01:29:13,516 --> 01:29:16,351 I'M DAMNED IMPRESSED BY WHAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE DONE HERE. 1268 01:29:16,385 --> 01:29:19,722 - WELL, WE DIDN'T DO ALL THIS. WHAA-HAA ! 1269 01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:21,690 I MEAN, YEAH, WE SAVED YELLOWSTONE, 1270 01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:24,226 BUT THAT ENTIRE REAWAKENED GEYSER DEAL WAS REALLY JUST THAT JERK-- 1271 01:29:24,259 --> 01:29:29,164 UH, THANKS, DAD, BUT WE JUST DID WHAT YOU TOLD US. WE SHOWED INITIATIVE. 1272 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:34,269 BOYS, I'M JUST SO VERY, VERY PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU. COME HERE. 1273 01:29:34,302 --> 01:29:36,405 THE FEELING'S MUTUAL, POP. 1274 01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:38,441 YEAH, WE'RE PROUD OF US TOO. 1275 01:29:38,474 --> 01:29:42,010 HEY, SAVE SOME OF THAT FOR ME, LIEUTENANT. 1276 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,379 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1277 01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:54,122 AH, STEW, THIS IS FULLY THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. 1278 01:29:54,156 --> 01:29:57,460 WE SAVED YELLOWSTONE. I GOT MY GIRL. WE GOT OUR BUDS. 1279 01:29:57,493 --> 01:29:59,695 GOT OUR BOARDS. GOT DAD'S RESPECT. 1280 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,697 AND BEST OF ALL, IT'S TIME TO-- 1281 01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:04,299 SURF WYOMING ! 1282 01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:07,302 ** [ "Theme From Hawaii Five 1283 01:30:07,335 --> 01:30:21,283 ** 1284 01:30:21,316 --> 01:30:26,254 ** 1285 01:30:26,288 --> 01:30:28,657 ** 1286 01:30:28,691 --> 01:30:34,830 ** 1287 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:37,733 * I WANT TO GO WHERE YOU GO I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU DO * 1288 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:39,802 * IF I CAN DO THAT I'LL BE HAPPY * 1289 01:30:39,835 --> 01:30:42,505 * I WANT TO FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL I WANT TO LEARN WHAT IS REAL * 1290 01:30:42,538 --> 01:30:44,740 * IF I CAN DO THAT I'LL BE HAPPY * 1291 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:47,442 * I WANT TO GO WHERE YOU GO I WANT TO DO WHAT YOU DO * 1292 01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:49,512 * IF I CAN DO THAT I'LL BE HAPPY * 1293 01:30:49,545 --> 01:30:52,247 * I WANT TO FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL I WANT TO LEARN WHAT IS REAL * 1294 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,583 * IF I CAN DO THAT I'LL BE HAPPY * 1295 01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:57,285 * MUST I LIKE SUCH A SIMPLE RULE * 1296 01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,488 * MAYBE I'M JUST A FOOL 1297 01:30:59,522 --> 01:31:03,492 * BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SING ABOUT THE JOY THAT YOU BRING * 1298 01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:05,828 * DEEP IN MY HEART, YEAH 1299 01:31:05,861 --> 01:31:08,430 * DEEP IN MY HEART, YEAH 1300 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:10,799 * DEEP IN MY HEART, YEAH 1301 01:31:10,833 --> 01:31:15,370 * DEEP IN MY HEART DEEP IN MY HEART * 1302 01:31:15,403 --> 01:31:20,242 * DEEP IN MY HEART DEEP IN MY HEART * 1303 01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:25,548 * DEEP IN MY HEART * 1304 01:31:45,768 --> 01:31:48,403 * TAKE ME BACK 1305 01:31:48,436 --> 01:31:50,839 * TO A PLACE THAT NO ONE KNOWS * 1306 01:31:50,873 --> 01:31:53,375 * THE AIR WAS CLEAR 1307 01:31:53,408 --> 01:31:55,811 * WE BOTH HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO * 1308 01:31:55,844 --> 01:32:00,182 * IT SEEMS SO LONG AGO YET SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY * 1309 01:32:01,383 --> 01:32:05,320 * SO LONG AGO YET SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY * 1310 01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:15,564 ** 1311 01:32:15,598 --> 01:32:17,866 * SO ASK ME ALL THE QUESTIONS 1312 01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:20,569 * DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M LYIN' 1313 01:32:20,603 --> 01:32:24,206 * LET'S JUST GET ON WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT * 1314 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,943 * LET'S FORGET ALL THE TENSION 1315 01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:30,445 * REMEMBER, NOT DEFYIN' 1316 01:32:30,478 --> 01:32:33,515 * MAKE SURE WE GIVE IT ALL WE GOT * 1317 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:37,152 * YEAH, WE GIVE IT ALL WE GOT ** 1318 01:32:46,461 --> 01:32:48,597 * DARLIN' 1319 01:32:48,631 --> 01:32:52,601 * I'M AFRAID TO CLOSE MY EYES WHEN I'M GOIN' TO BED * 1320 01:32:54,002 --> 01:32:57,339 * I'M AFRAID YOU'LL CRACK THE PHONE DOWN OVER MY HEAD * 1321 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:03,178 * WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SO ROUGH * 1322 01:33:04,446 --> 01:33:07,983 * DAMN, THE GIRL CAN'T EVER HURT YOU ENOUGH * 1323 01:33:08,016 --> 01:33:11,820 AAH-HOO ! * LADY 1324 01:33:11,854 --> 01:33:15,624 * YOU KNOCK ME ON MY KNEES AND I CAN'T STAND UP * 1325 01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:20,763 * YOU GOT THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES AS YOU SMACK MY BUTT * 1326 01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:26,434 * WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SO ROUGH * 1327 01:33:27,670 --> 01:33:30,338 * WHY DO ALL AMERICAN GIRLS 1328 01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:32,841 * ACT SO TOUGH 1329 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:36,645 * WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SO ROUGH * GOOD DRIVING, OTTO. 1330 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:43,218 * AMERICAN GIRLS LET'S GO SURFING ! 1331 01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:48,523 * AMERICAN GIRLS * WHOO-WHOO-WHOO 1332 01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:52,695 * WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SO ROUGH * 1333 01:33:52,728 --> 01:33:55,597 * AMERICAN GIRLS * WHOO-WHOO-WHOO 1334 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:58,000 * AMERICAN GIRLS * WHOO-WHOO-WHOO 1335 01:33:58,033 --> 01:34:00,235 * AMERICAN GIRLS * 95232

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