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>> [ HUMMING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, GRIFFIN.
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I MEAN, I SUPPOSE IF YOU WEREN'T
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AT THIS POINT, I'D BE INSULTED.
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[ SIGHS ]
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TOWEL, PLEASE.
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>> [ GROAN ]
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OH!
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WHOOPS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> AHH, OOH-OOH!
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HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?
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>> BECAUSE YOU'RE A PERVERT.
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THAT'S HOW.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE WHEN I
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BATHE.
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>> SO, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE
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TAKING A NICE LEISURELY STROLL
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OUTSIDE INSTEAD.
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>> GOD FORBID.
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>> HA!
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YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEING
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INVISIBLE.
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IT'S A BLOODBATH OUT THERE --
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BIRD AND BUGS!
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>> IT'LL BE A BLOODBATH IN HERE
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IF VICTOR CATCHES YOU.
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YOU KNOW HOW UNBELIEVABLY
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JEALOUS HE GETS.
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>> HA! JUST LET HIM CATCH ME!
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I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN!
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[ LAUGHS MANICALLY ]
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>> Frankenstein: HOW DARE YOU?!
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>> I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
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>> DEAR, PLEASE.
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I'M NAKED.
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>> SO AM I!
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>> Frankenstein: ME JEALOUS?
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HA!
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THAT'S A REAL LAUGH, ELIZABETH!
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A REAL LAUGH!
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I MEAN, "A," I AM A HANDSOME,
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YOUNG, IMMORTAL GENIUS WHO IS
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THREATENED BY ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!
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AND "B," JEALOUSY IS A WASTE OF
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BRAIN ACTIVITY!
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I HAVE MANY MORE IMPORTANT
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THINGS TO DO THAN BE
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"UNBELIEVABLY JEALOUS"!
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>> [ Flatly ] OKAY.
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YOU CAUGHT ME.
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>> Frankenstein: HELLO, GRIFFIN.
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HOPE YOU'RE WELL.
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>> UM, I'M OKAY, I GUESS.
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>> Frankenstein: GOOD, GOOD!
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OFF TO WORK!
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TAKE CARE, OLD BOY!
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>> HEY!
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>> HA HA!
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>> WHAT?!
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DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
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>> LIKE WHAT?
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>> MEN.
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>> SERIOUSLY, LIKE WHAT?
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> HEY, MAN.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BELONGED TO
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THIS HEALTH CLUB.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]
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WITH ALL THE TIME ELIZABETH
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SPENDS IN OUR BATHROOM, I NEED A
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MEMBERSHIP HERE JUST TO MAKE MY
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LITTLE DOODY.
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>> LITTLE DOODY?!
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VICTOR, IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL
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YOUR SCRAWNY GENITALIA THAT IS
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NOW WITHERING PATHETICALLY IN
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THE PRESENCE OF MY OVERGROWN
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MEMBER?
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S NOT EVEN
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THAT BIG OF A DIFFERENCE.
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>> WELL, WITH THE LADIES, EVEN A
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SMIDGEN HELPS TO...
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SQUIDGE 'EM!
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>> Frankenstein: "SQUIDGE 'EM"?
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WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?
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>> LOOK AT YOU!
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HE IS SO JEALOUS, KNOWING THAT
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THIS BIG FELLER OF MINE HAS BEEN
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INSIDE YOUR WIFE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU DOUGHNUT!
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[ SCREECHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S THE
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SECOND TIME TODAY SOMEONE'S
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INSINUATED THAT I WAS JEALOUS.
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FIRST ELIZABETH WITH THE
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INVISIBLE MAN...
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>> THAT GUY?
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MAN, I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS
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VISIBLE, AND THAT DUDE NEEDED A
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NOSE JOB LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
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>> Frankenstein: AND SHE THOUGHT
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I'D BE JEALOUS OF HIM!
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>> LOOK, MAN, IF YOU DON'T ACT
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JEALOUS, HELL, THAT'S PROOF
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ENOUGH, AIN'T IT?
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>> Frankenstein: YOU'RE RIGHT,
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JOE.
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MY ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN MY
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WORDS.
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IN FACT, I'LL EVEN TAKE FURTHER
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ACTION AND TAKE OUT A SINGLES AD
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IN THE LOCAL PAPER SOLICITING
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MEN TO COME AND HAVE SEX WITH MY
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WIFE!
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>> I THINK THAT MIGHT BE GOIN'
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JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR.
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>> Frankenstein: NONSENSE!
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YGOR, WRITE THIS DOWN!
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"WANTED -- ANY AND ALL MEN TO
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HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MY
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LOVING AND CARING WIFE.
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NO STRINGS OR JEALOUSY
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ATTACHED!"
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OH!
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AH, HELLO, GRIFFIN.
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WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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>> OH?
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GOOD, I HOPE.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, YOU
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INSPIRED THIS AD I'M PUTTING IN
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THE LOCAL PAPER FOR MEN TO COME
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AROUND MY PLACE TO SCREW
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ELIZABETH.
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>> REALLY?
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COUNT ME IN.
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ SHUDDERS ]
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OH, MY GOD! IT'S HUGE!
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: UM, YOUR NOSE.
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>> DAMN STEAM!
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YOU DON'T HAVE A STREAM BATH IN
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YOUR HOUSE, DO YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: NO.
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>> OH, GREAT!
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DON'T LET ME STOP YOU WRITING
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THAT AD.
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>> Frankenstein: HUH?
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OH, OH. YES, YES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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QUITE RIGHT.
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UM...
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"MY WIFE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND
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HEALTHY FEMALE.
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NO STDs.
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ALTHOUGH, SHE...IS...
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ALLERGIC TO LARGE PENISES!"
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YES!
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"SO NONE OF THOSE PLEASE.
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ALL OTHERS INTERESTED, COME AND
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GET IT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!"
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YGOR, WRITE DOWN MY ADDRESS AND
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CALL IT IN TO THE PAPER FOR
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IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION!
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT.
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>> SO, HOW LARGE A PENIS IS SHE
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ALLERGIC TO?
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>> Frankenstein: OH, ABOUT,
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UH...THIIIIIIIIS BIG.
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[ TING! ]
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>> OH.
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>> Frankenstein: [ CHUCKLES ]
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SORRY, OLD CORK.
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[ BIRD CHIRPS ]
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>> OW!
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DAMN IT!
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KICK YOU IN THE WATER!
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> COME ON, KITTY!
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>> MEOW.
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>> HELLO, LITTLE PEASANT GIRL.
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>> OH!
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WHO'S THERE?
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>> ME, JACK GRIFFIN.
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THE INVISIBLE MAN!
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>> ARE YOU A MONSTER?
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>> OH, HO, HO, HEAVENS, NO!
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I'M A BRILLIANT MAD SCIENTIST
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WHO HAS CREATED A SERUM FOR
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INVISIBILITY.
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UNFORTUNATELY, I'VE YET TO
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CREATE A SERUM FOR...
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VISIBILITY.
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>> YOU DON'T NEED A SERUM FOR
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THAT!
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>> NOT MOST PEOPLE, NO.
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BUT I DO.
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>> MEOW.
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>> AND YET I STILL ENJOY LIFE,
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AND THOUGH I'M INVISIBLE, IT'S
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BETTER THAN MOST HAVE IT AROUND
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HERE.
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I MEAN, I'M INVISIBLE, YES, BUT
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AT LEAST I'M NOT AN UGLY
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MONSTER.
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>> WERE YOU UGLY WHEN YOU
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WEREN'T INVISIBLE?
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>> MEOW.
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>> EH, I...
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NO.
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I DID ALL RIGHT, UH, DATED A
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LITTLE.
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WENT STEADY WITH A CUTE-ENOUGH
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BIRD, YOU KNOW.
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SHE WAS FINE.
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I, UH [CHUCKLES] I THINK SHE
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BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I WAS
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OBSESSED WITH MY WORK.
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>> REALLY?
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>> MEOW?
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>> I SAID "I THINK"!
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>> MEOW!
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>> SORRY!
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SO, HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR CLOTHES
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INVISIBLE?
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>> MEOW?
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>> HOW'S THAT?
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>> WELL, A SERUM'S NOT A POTION.
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WHEN YOU DRINK IT, IT GOES INTO
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YOUR BODY, NOT YOUR CLOTHES.
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>> MEOW.
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>> YEAH.
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THAT'S TRUE, I, UH, SUPPOSE.
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>> SO...
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>> MEOW...
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>> WELL, MY CLOTHES AREN'T
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INVISIBLE, PER SE.
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>> MEOW?
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>> I...
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TAKE THEM OFF.
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>> WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT
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YOU'RE TALKING TO A POOR LITTLE
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PEASANT GIRL WHILE YOU'RE...
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NAKED?
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>> MEOW?
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>> YES.
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>> AAH!
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>> ALL RIGHT! I'M LEAVING!
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DON'T SCREAM!
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OW! OUCH!
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OH, BUGS IN MY TEETH!
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[ SPITS ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ LAUGHS
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MANIACALLY ]
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OH, THIS IS EXCELLENT!
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>> WHAT'S SO EXCELLENT?
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>> OOH, OOH!
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UM, UH, J-J-JUST THE OBITUARIES!
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DO YOU KNOW THAT SOMEONE
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ACTUALLY DIED OF OLD AGE?
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IN OUR LITTLE TOWN!
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>> IMAGINE THAT!
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LET ME SEE.
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>> Frankenstein: OH [LAUGHS]
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[ STAMMERING ]
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>> THOSE AREN'T THE OBITUARIES!
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YOU'RE READING THE SINGLES ADS!
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>> Frankenstein: ARE THEY?
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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WELL [STAMMERING]
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AAH!
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>> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME
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JEALOUS?
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>> Frankenstein: NO, NO!
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THE OPPOSITE.
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>> WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO STICK
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AROUND HERE AND BE MADE A FOOL
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OF!
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GOODBYE!
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>> Frankenstein: NO, WAIT!
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ELIZABETH!
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I NEED YOU HERE TONIGHT!
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OH, DOODY!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> WHOA!
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FRANKENSTEIN'S GIVING AWAY FREE
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MUFF TONIGHT AT HIS PLACE FOR
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ANYONE WITH AN
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UNDER-AVERAGE-SIZE DONG!
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>> LET'S GO!
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>> YEAH! I'VE GOT A LITTLE ONE!
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>> OH, YEAH?
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YOU, TOO?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> AAAAAHHH!
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>> MARINA! SHUT UP!
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YOU HAVE TO STOP ALL THIS
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SCREAMING!
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>> FATHER, THE INVISIBLE MAN!
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HE SCARED ME!
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>> SO WHAT?
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THAT'S WHAT MONSTERS DO FOR A
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LIVING -- SCARE!
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>> WELL, BUT HE --
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HE WAS NAKED, PAPA!
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[ CRYING ]
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>> W-W-WHAT?!
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BURN THE INVISIBLE MAN!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
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>> GET THE NAKED ONE!
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>> MEOW.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> COME ON, BRAH!
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WE'RE HORNY OUT HERE!
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>> SINGLE FILE.
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ONE AT A TIME.
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UNZIP YOUR FLIES SO I CAN SEE
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YOUR MINISCULE MANHOOD.
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[ ZIP! ]
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TOO BIG.
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>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, BRAH.
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>> Frankenstein: ANY SIGN OF
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ELIZABETH?
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>> NOT HIDE NOR HAIR.
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>> Frankenstein: DAMN IT!
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I'VE GOT DOZENS OF IMPATIENT
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LITTLE PENISES IN THERE!
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>> OH, YES. THE SMALLEST.
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>> YEAH, IT'S TINY!
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WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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>> I CAN'T EVEN SEE MINE.
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>> Frankenstein: OOH,
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EVERYTHING'S SO PERFECT!
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IF ONLY ELIZABETH --
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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OH, THERE YOU ARE!
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>> ALLERGIC TO LARGE PENISES?!
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T TURN THIS
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ON ME!
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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>> FOILED AGAIN, FRANKENSTEIN!
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I TOOK HER TO A TAFFY PULL!
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>> Frankenstein: SOUNDS YUMMY.
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NOW GET IN THERE AND LET ME
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PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M NOT
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JEALOUS!
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>> I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, YES, YOU
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ARE!
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BECAUSE I...AM...OPEN!
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>> WELL, MY LEGS ARE NOT!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> SORRY, VICTOR, BUT I HAVE TO
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GO IN YOUR CASTLE!
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>> Frankenstein: HOLD UP!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING,
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GRIFFIN?
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT ELIZABETH'S
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CONDITION!
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>> I GOT A REDUCTION!
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LET ME THROUGH!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, OKAY.
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UH, OFF YOU GO THEN.
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> HE'S IN THERE!
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BLOW UP THE CASTLE!
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>> HE'S IN THERE!
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HE'S IN THERE!
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GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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NOW BLOW IT UP!
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OH, HELL YES!
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>> Both: NO!
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>> WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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YOUR JEALOUSY OF LARGER PENISES
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KILLED A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF THE
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TOWN'S MALE POPULATION.
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>> CORRECTION!
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YOU HAVE KILLED OFF EVERY MAN
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WITH SMALLER PENIS THAN YOU.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES,
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MR. SMALLEST PENIS IN THE TOWN
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NOW?!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU DOUGHNUT!
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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[ GROANING CONTINUES ]
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[ GROANING CONTINUES ]
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[ GROANING CONTINUES ]
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ GROANING CONTINUES ]
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[ GROANING CONTINUES ]
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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