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[ HORNS HONKING ]
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>> Frankenstein: CARS.
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CONFOUND THESE MODERN
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CONTRAPTIONS!
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>> YES, BUT, DARLING, COULDN'T
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YOU SPEED UP JUST A TEENSY BIT
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MORE?
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I'M HUNGRY.
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>> Frankenstein: HUNGRY ENOUGH
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FOR HOSPITAL FOOD?
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HMM?
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[ Singsong voice ] BECAUSE
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THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE EATING IF I
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TRY SOMETHING DANGEROUS -- LIKE
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ACCELERATING!
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>> BUT WE'VE BEEN ON OUR WAY TO
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DINNER FOR WEEKS NOW.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Frankenstein: CAREFUL, YOU
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RECKLESS HOOLIGAN!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I HAD A FEELING IT WAS YOU
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DRIVING THIS LAME JALOPY,
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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THAT OR MY DEAF, BLIND, OLD
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GRANDMAMA!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND SHE'S DEAD!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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LIKE DOORKNOB.
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HEY, BABY, WHY DON'T YOU COME
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TAKE A RIDE IN A MAN'S CAR
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SOMETIME?
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ BATS CHITTERING ]
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>> MMMMM...
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>> Frankenstein: OH, PUH-LEASE.
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>> YEAH, I JUST TUNED THIS BABY
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UP FOR THE BIG MONSTER RALLY.
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>> Frankenstein: HMPH!
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THAT STUPID RACE.
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK RACERS ARE KIND OF...
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SEXY.
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT?!
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EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NOTHING
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SEXIER THAN A SCIENTIST!
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>> HEY, LITTLE CHICKY CHICKEN.
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WANT SOME FOOD HERE?
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I GIVE YOU A LITTLE CORN,
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YOU LITTLE CHICKEN.
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>> Frankenstein: UM...NO, THANK
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YOU?
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IS THIS A CHICKEN THING?
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I -- ARE YOU CALLING ME A
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CHICKEN?!
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I SERIOUSLY CAN'T TELL!
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT, ACTUALLY.
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HE I A CHICKEN.
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[ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT GUY REALLY
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ROASTS MY ASS!
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>> MMM. [ SMACKS LIPS ]
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ROAST CHICKEN.
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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>> Frankenstein: WHY ARE YOU
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LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ BATS CHITTER ]
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>> [ SHIVERS ]
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SO POWERFUL.
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>> Frankenstein: FINE!
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I'LL ENTER THE STUPID RACE --
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AND WIN!
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I'LL PROVE TO YOU AND THE WORLD
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HOW SEXY I R-R-R-REALLY AM!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> THIS IS FORMER HOWARD COSELL.
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WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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TO THIS YEAR'S MONSTER RALLY.
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HERE TO GO OVER THE RULES,
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PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO
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LARRY BIRD.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> THANK YOU.
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MEN, YOU KNOW ME FROM MY PROWESS
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ON THE BASKETBALL COURT.
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BUT, LADIES, YOU PROBABLY KNOW
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ME BETTER FROM MY FAMOUS PICKUP
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LINE, "HI. I'M LARRY BIRD.
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WANNA DO ME?"
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>> MOVE IT ALONG, LARRY.
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>> YEAH.
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UH, WELL, NOW IT'S TIME TO
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EXPLAIN THE RULES OF THE RACE.
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THIS WILL BE A RACE THROUGH
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TIME AND SPACE.
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FOR EVERY SINGLE YEAR, YOU MUST
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DRIVE A LAP AROUND THE EARTH,
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BEGINNING IN THE PHANEROZOIC
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EON, AND YOU WILL FINISH RIGHT
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BACK HERE IN THIS SPOT,
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HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS
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LATER, HERE IN THE PRESENT DAY,
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3032 A.D.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I-IT'S MY WEEKEND WITH THE KIDS.
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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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[ AH-OOGAH! ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'LL SHOW YOU
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SEXY.
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>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY
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SARCOPHA-BUS?
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I'D TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE
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ABOUT IT, BUT I'M "ALL WRAPPED
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UP" RIGHT NOW.
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NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!
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>> [ LAUGHS DEEPLY ]
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RA IS PLEASED BY THIS!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, BOY.
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>> VICTOR, THIS IS MY SUN GOD,
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RA.
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HE'S MY COPILOT.
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SEE?
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I'D TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE
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ABOUT RA, BUT I'M "ALL WRAPPED
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UP" RIGHT NOW.
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NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!
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>> [ LAUGHS DEEPLY ]
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YOU HONOR RA!
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>> OH, VICTOR!
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YOU SHOWED!
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NOW MY TRIUMPH WILL TASTE DOUBLY
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SWEET PAIRED WITH YOUR DEFEAT.
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RIGHT, DOM DeLUISE?
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>> YOU DEFEAT?
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YOU SHOULD SEE THE DE-FEET AT
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THE END OF MY DE-LEGS --
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ESPECIALLY AFTER A PEDOPHILE!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> IT'S NOT -- IT'S PEDICURE.
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>> DON'T HIT ME!
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I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN GET IT
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RIGHT.
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ARE WE STILL ROLLING?
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YOUR DEFEAT?
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YOU SHOULD SEE DE-FEET AT THE
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END OF MY DE-LONGS!
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I DON'T -- WHAT'S A DE-LONG?
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> IF I COULD DIE, I WOULD KILL
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MYSELF.
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>> YOU DEFEAT?
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YOU SHOULD SEE THE DE-FEET AT
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THE END OF MY DE-LEGS --
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ESPECIALLY AFTER A [ Laughing ]
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PEDICURE.
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>> NICE PUN!
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I'M ALSO REALLY "WRAPPED UP" IN
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THE WHOLE PUN THING, TOO.
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NYUK! NYUK!
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>> [ LAUGHS DEEPLY ]
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YOU HONOR RA AGAIN!
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>> Frankenstein: THIS RACE CAN'T
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START FAST ENOUGH.
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>> DRIVERS, START YOUR ENGINES!
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[ ENGINES REVVING ]
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[ NO AUDIO ]
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>> VICTOR!
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YOO-HOO!
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>> Frankenstein: ELIZABETH, GET
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OFF THE TRACK!
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>> WELL, YOU SILLY GOOSE.
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I'M COMING WITH YOU.
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>> AND THEY'RE OFF!
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>> DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
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>> Frankenstein: THIS ISN'T A
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BEVERLY HILLS SHOPPING SPREE,
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YOU KNOW.
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>> GO!
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T
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BACKSEAT-DRIVE!
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[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]
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[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
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>> EAT MY MOTOR DUST!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> HA HA!
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I'VE GOT YOU ALL LICKED!
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DEAR LORD, NO!
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A FULL MOON!
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>> AND THE WOLFMAN HAS
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TRANSFORMED INTO A WOLF.
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>> [ GARGLING ]
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>> AND THE WOLFMOBILE HAS
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TRANSFORMED INTO A WASHING
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MACHINE FOR SOME REASON.
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>> SPEED IT UP!
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FASTER!
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LOOK -- EVEN THE ANIMALS ARE
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EVOLVING FASTER THAN YOU'RE
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DRIVING!
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[ CREATURE CHITTERS ]
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>> Frankenstein: SINCE WHEN DO
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YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT RACING,
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TOMMY?
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>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME TOMMY?
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, Y-YOU
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KNOW -- RACER -- ANDRETTI.
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>> IT'S MARIO ANDRETTI.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, IS THAT
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RIGHT?
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WELL, SINCE YOU KNOW SO
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MUCH ABOUT RACING,
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MRS. MR. MARIO ANDRETTI, MAYBE
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YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE THE WHEEL
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AND SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.
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>> I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A MAN RACES.
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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>> Frankenstein: ISN'T IT SEXY
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HOW I'M LETTING YOU WIN THE RACE
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FOR ME?
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[ BLINK! BLINK! ]
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DO YOU SEE WHERE YOUR
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ENERGY-GUZZLING HOT-RODDING HAS
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GOTTEN US?
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OUT OF GAS.
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>> WE'RE IN A RACE!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, WILL YOU
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SHUT UP WITH THAT?
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YOUR WHINING HAS CAST A BLACK
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CLOUD OVER THIS ENTIRE TRIP.
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HOW ABOUT SOME APPRECIATION FOR
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A HUSBAND WHO CAN GET YOU SOME
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GAS WHEN THERE ISN'T A SERVICE
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STATION FOR THE NEXT
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HUNDRED MILLION YEARS?!
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DON'T JUST FOLD YOUR ARMS.
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I WANT YOU TO GET TURNED ON --
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THE WAY YOU DO WITH DRACULA.
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>> OH, YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS...
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TURNED ON BY YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, LET'S
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CHECK.
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>> OOH!
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>> Frankenstein: AHA! I KNEW IT!
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DRY AS A...BONE.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ ROARS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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>> Frankenstein: [ WHISTLING ]
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[ LIQUID TRICKLING ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> FINALLY!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> OH, GOOD HEAVENS!
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>> AH!
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I KNEW IT MUST HAVE BEEN
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ELIZABETH IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT
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WHEN I NOTICED THE DRIVING
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BECAME MANLIER!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: I DON'T NEED
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HER TO WIN THIS RACE!
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>> OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
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>> HOW ABOUT HOPPING IN HERE
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WITH US, SWEETCAKES?
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ BATS CHITTER ]
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>> AHH...
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OH!
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>> Frankenstein: TROLLOP.
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>> MAYBE I WILL, SINCE YOU DON'T
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NEED ME.
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[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BAT LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S IT.
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I'LL SHOW THEM FAST CAR DRIVING!
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
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HMM.
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THIS IS...KIND OF FUN.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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AHA! [ LAUGHS ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
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>> AH, WE'RE SO FAR AHEAD, I
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THOUGHT MAYBE WE STOP HERE IN
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13th-CENTURY MANHATTAN AND SEE
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SOME SIGHTS.
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OH, LOOK -- IS EMPIRE STATE
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BUILDING WHEN WAS JUST A LITTLE
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BABY!
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THAT'S SO ADORABLE!
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>> OH, LOOK!
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THERE'S AN ITSY-BITSY KING KONG
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ON TOP!
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>> BEE BOO BOP BOO BEEP!
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>> Frankenstein: NINJA ATTACK!
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>> [ GASPS ] V-V-VICTOR?
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>> OKAY, IT'S ON, TRICKY
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BITCHES!
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>> OH!
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[ BOTH GRUMBLING ]
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[ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ]
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> EH!
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[ GRUMBLES ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
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>> AAAAH!
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>> OOH!
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>> OH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BICYCLE BELL RINGS ]
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>> AAAH!
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> AND THEY'RE BACK!
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IT'S DRACULA AND
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IN A DEAD
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HEAT FOR THE FINISH LINE.
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BUT WAIT!
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WHAT'S DRACULA'S TEAM DOING?
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>> Frankenstein: OH HO!
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TRYING TO TRIP ME UP WITH THESE
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[GULPS] HOT DOGS, EH, DRACULA?
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WELL [GULPS] LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
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THAT HOT DOGS [GULPS] ARE
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[GULPS] MY [GULPS] FAVORITE
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FOOD!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> [ SMOOCHES ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> AND IT'S VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN
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FIRST ACROSS THE FINISH LINE!
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>> Frankenstein: THANK YOU!
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OH!
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AND LOOK WHO IS TOO SHEEPISH TO
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CONGRATULATE ME!
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>> EH, EH, EH.
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>> Frankenstein: FLEEING FROM ME
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IN SHAME!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> HE'S NOT FLEEING FROM YOU IN
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SHAME, VICTOR.
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HE'S RUNNING IN THE FOOT RACE.
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>> Frankenstein: UH, FOOT? RACE?
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[ Echoing ] FOOT RACE!
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>> * RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN,
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RUN, RUN *
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* RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN,
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RUN *
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* RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN,
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RUN *
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* RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN,
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RUN *
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* YEAH
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>> Frankenstein: [ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, HOWARD, IT WAS A TOUGH
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RACE, BUT --
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>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING,
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YOU FOOL!
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>> Frankenstein: AHA. YES.
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WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL VICTORY
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FEAST, BUT AFTER ALL THOSE HOT
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DOGS --
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>> BUT THIS IS THE FINAL LEG OF
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THE RALLY -- THE EATING CONTEST.
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>> Frankenstein: EATING CONTEST?
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OH, MY GOD.
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THOSE HOT DOGS!
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I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE!
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>> BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN!
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BEHOLD...
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MY SECRET WEAPON!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT TO DO?!
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I CAN'T OUT-EAT THAT GUY!
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THINK! THINK!
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[ GASPS ]
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BEVERLY HILLS...
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NINJA...
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BLACK...
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SHEEP...
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TOMMY...
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BOY...
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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I GOT IT! THE ANSWER!
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IT WAS RIGHT THERE ALL ALONG!
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CHRIS FARLEY!
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>> [ SNIFFS ]
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FOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D!
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[ MUNCHING ]
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>> AND NOW WE'VE GOT AN EATING
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CONTEST!
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LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE MONKEYS
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CHEW AND SWALLOW!
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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CHRIS IS ACTUALLY ORDERING MORE
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FOOD.
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EAT, MONKEY, EAT!
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AND THE FLY HAS JUST COME IN
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AND VOMITED ON HIS OWN FOOD.
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AND FARLEY MIMICS THE FLY!
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>> [ VOMITS ]
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>> AND FARLEY EATS THE FLY AND
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TAKES THE LEAD.
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK AT ME GO!
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I'M WINNING THE RALLY!
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>> COME ON, DeLUISE!
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VOMIT, LIKE THE OTHER GUY!
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>> [ GAGS ]
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IT'S NO USE.
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I COULD NEVER THROW UP.
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MY DUMB, FAT BODY JUST REFUSES
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TO LET FOOD GO BYE-BYE.
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I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A POOPY.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
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CHAMPION OF THE MONSTER RALLY
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IS...
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Frankenstein: WHOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I WON!
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>> OOH, I LOVE YOU,
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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OHH. MM.
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>> Frankenstein: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> * I KNOW YOU
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>> * QUITE WELL
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>> * IT'S TIME WE SAID
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>> * FAREWELL
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>> * ON SUNDAY, I'LL BREAK THE
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NEWS *
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* THIS TIME FOR SURE, I'M DONE
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WITH YOU *
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* EVERY DAY
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* OOH, OOH
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