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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, YEAH.
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YOU TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE SLUT.
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YOU LITTLE BOSTON BITCH.
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COME ON, NOW.
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GIVE IT TO ME.
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UHHH!
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YEE-HAW!
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YEP.
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[ ZIPPER ZIPS ]
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HE'S DEAD ALL RIGHT.
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>> I NEVER REALIZED YOU COULD
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TELL...LIKE THAT.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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WELL, BACK ON THE FARM, THAT
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WAS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY MAKE
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SURE A COW WAS A GONER.
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>> YOU USED TO SCREW THE WOUNDS
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OF CATTLE SKULLS?
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>> OH HO HO.
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WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
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>> POOR PRESIDENT KENNEDY.
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>> THERE'S STILL HOPE.
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I KNOW A DOCTOR.
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A MONSTER DOCTOR.
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I MEAN, HE'S A DOCTOR FOR
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MONSTERS.
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HE'S NOT A MONSTER HIMSELF,
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BUT HE DID INVENT AN IMMORTALITY
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SERUM THAT MAKES HIM LIVE
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FOREVER, SO I GUESS THAT MAKES
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HIM MONSTER-LIKE, BUT, I MEAN...
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> WHOA!
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OW!
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CONSARNIT.
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HEAVY SON OF GUN, YOU.
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WHOA.
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>> Ygor: YES?
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>> OUTTA MY WAY, PIZZA-FACE!
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* DEE-DEE-DO-DO-DO
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* DEE-DO-DO-DO
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>> AND HOW MUCH SHORTER WOULD
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YOU LIKE YOUR LEGS TO BE
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EXACTLY, MR. LINCOLN?
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>> REAL SHORT.
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SO THEY DON'T REACH THE GROUND.
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>> STEP ASIDE, QUAKER OATS!
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GOT A PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES SHOT IN THE HEAD
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HERE!
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>> NOT MY PROBLEM.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ THUD ]
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>> HEH HEH.
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COPYCAT.
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>> Polidori: PRAY, WHO'S THE
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NEXT PATIENT?
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>> HOWDY.
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VICE PRESI-- OH.
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PRESIDENT LYNDON BAINES
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JOHNSON.
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>> Polidori: PROFESSOR
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SANGUINAIRE POLIDORI.
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>> AND, UH, THIS HERE'S JFK, UM,
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GIVE OR TAKE SOME SKULL.
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HEH!
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>> Polidori: OH, DO COME
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IN, I SUPPOSE.
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>> GREAT CASTRO'S BEARD.
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LOOKS LIKE DRACULA'S SCARY TOMB
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IN HERE.
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>> Polidori: CERTAINLY NOT.
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I ASSURE YOU DRACULA WOULD
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NEVER HAVE THE KEEN FASHION
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SENSE TO DECORATE WITH DANGLING
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EYEBALLS.
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>> O-KAY.
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>> Polidori: I GIVE YOU...
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THE CREATOR!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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[ SHING! ]
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[ HORSE NEIGHING ]
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>> WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID,
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"NATURE'S GREAT AND ALL, BUT
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UNTIL I GET TO SEE ME A HORSE
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WITH FANGS, I'M NOT INTERESTED."
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[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Frankenstein: GOD, I LOVE IT
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WHEN THINGS END!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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I AM VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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WELCOME TO SOMEWHERE IN
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EASTERN EUROPE.
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THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE TRIP
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FROM YOUR OWN TIME AND SPACE.
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>> NAW, IT'S KINDA FUN.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, NOW WHAT
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CAN I DO FOR YOU MR....?
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>> JUST CALL ME LBJ.
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>> Polidori: BUT I THOUGHT HE
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WAS LBJ?
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>> YOU DUMB HIPPIE!
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HE'S JFK!
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JOHN EFFING KENNEDY!
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>> Polidori: SO...
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YOU'D LIKE TO BRING YOUR LITTLE
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PRESIDENT HERE BACK TO LIFE, EH?
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>> HELL NO.
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I WANT YOU GUYS TO MAKE ME LOOK
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LIKE HIM -- WELL, BEFORE THE
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SHOOTING, OF COURSE.
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YA SEE, I WANT MARILYN MONROE'S
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ASS IN MY FACE.
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I WANT TO TASTE JACKIE O's
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PERFUMY PRIVATES...
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FEEL HER JIGGLY-WIGGLY JAGGLIES
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AND THEN DINGLE MY DONGLE IN HER
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HOBBLY WOBBLY.
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>> Polidori: JIGGLY-WIGGLY
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JOBBLIES?
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>> THAT'S "JAGGLIES."
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>> Polidori: GOT IT.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, I DON'T
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THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PROBLEM
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AT ALL.
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I'LL JUST SIMPLY DO A ROUTINE
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BRAIN SWITCHEROO.
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>> WAIT, SO YOU MEAN YOU'RE
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GONNA TAKE MY BRAIN OUT OF THIS
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DOG-FACED HEAD OF MINE AND PUT
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IT INTO RUDOLPH VALENTINO HERE?
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>> Frankenstein: YES.
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>> SHA-A-A-ME!
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>> HOLY UGLY.
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WHO'S THE LUMBERING SAD SACK?
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S MY...
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CREATION.
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HE'S KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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GO AWAY!
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>> YOU AID THE WHIMS OF UNKNOWN
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SOULS...
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YET YOU CAST ASIDE YOUR VERY
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OWN?
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YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO THE
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AGES!
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[ ANIMALS HOWLING ]
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SHA-A-ME!
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>> YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
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HE'S THE MONSTER?
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> Frankenstein: YGOR!
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>> Ygor: GET BACK, YOU FOOL!
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>> Frankenstein: HE PREFERS
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"CREATION."
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>> W-WELL, WHERE'S HIS SQUARE
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GOLDARN HEAD?
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>> Frankenstein: HE DOESN'T HAVE
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A SQUARE HEAD.
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>> BUT IT'S IN ALL THE MOVIES.
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>> Frankenstein: SCREW THE
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MOVIES!
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>> OTHERWISE, HE LOOKS PRETTY
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GOOD, THOUGH.
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>> YOU -- YOU ENJOY MY VISAGE?
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE,
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FANCY FELLA!
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THE LETTERS "B-J" IN MY INITIALS
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DON'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK THEY
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MEAN.
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GOT ME, SUGARPLUM?
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>> [ Howling ] I...AM...
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A MAN!!
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>> YEAH, WELL, SO'S KHRUSHCHEV,
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BUT THAT DON'T MAKE HIM NO
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PRETTIER.
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SPEAKIN' OF WHICH, WHEN'S MY
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MAKEOVER?
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ALL THIS HOMO CRAP IS GIVIN'
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ME A HANKERIN' FOR SOME SWEET,
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MELTY "VIRGYNERS."
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>> Polidori: HIGH FIVE.
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>> Frankenstein: I WILL CREATE
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THE WORLD'S FIRST LBJFK.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> OH, EXCELLENT.
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EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT JUST...
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AS...[ Nasally ] PLANNED.
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>> WINK!
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[ LOON CALLS ]
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>> MUST MAKE HEAD SQUARE.
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>> AHEM.
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>> OHH!
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HELLO, MR. LAWRENCE.
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>> AH, PLEASE.
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CALL ME STEWART.
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WHY ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING
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TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK?
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>> OH, I-I-I WAS JUST, UH...
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EXPERIMENTING WITH MY
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APPEARANCE.
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>> GOLLY.
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IT MUST BE NICE TO CHOOSE YOUR
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FATE.
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>> OH?
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DOEST THOU THINK THIS ANGULAR
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MUD PACK FLATTERS MY VI--
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>> ME -- I'M CURSED, YOU SEE.
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I GOT A NICE MUG DURING THE DAY.
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SURE, EVERYONE SAYS IT.
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I'M EASY ON THE EYES, BROTHER.
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BUT THEN AT NIGHT -- AT NIGHT,
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THINGS CHANGE.
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>> YES, YES.
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YOU TRANSFORM INTO
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A LYCANTHROPE.
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>> DON'T YOU GOT EYEBALLS?
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I'M DREAMY, BROTHER.
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CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
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I'M A HANDSOME MAN, SEE, WHO
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SAYS HIS PRAYERS, I TELL YA.
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BUT THEN I TURN INTO AN
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UNSIGHTLY WEREWOLF.
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>> UH...
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>> I TELL YOU.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE UGLY.
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[ SOBS ]
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OH, WOE IS ME!
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AW, LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK.
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>> WINK! WINK!
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>> Both: BLINK!
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>> Frankenstein: HOW IS THE
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SKULL RECONSTRUCTION GOING,
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PROFESSOR?
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>> Polidori: NOT TOO WELL.
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THERE SEEMS TO BE A PIECE
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MISSING.
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>> Frankenstein: HMM. YES.
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WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
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ELSE'S FOREHEAD THAT WILL MATCH
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THAT SPECIFIC CURVATURE.
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[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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I'VE GOT IT!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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YGOR!
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>> Ygor: YES, MASTER?
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>> Frankenstein: TAKE THE 1932
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FRANKENHOLE TO FEBRUARY,
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TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX.
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BRING ME THE FOREHEAD OF
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SPENCER TRACY-Y-Y!
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT.
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>> SAY IT.
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>> OH, I LOVE IT.
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I LOVE IT!
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>> YEAH, THEN LICK IT.
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LICK IT, KATE!
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YEAH!
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THAT'S MY FOREHEAD!
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>> OH, I LOVE YOUR FOREHEAD!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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[ BONES CRACK ]
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HUH?
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[ THUD! ]
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OH.
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AAH!
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[ Muffled ] AAH!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ CRACKLING CONTINUES ]
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>> [ LBJ's Voice ] Y'ALL START
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YET?
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ Boston accent ] ER, UH,
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"PAHHK THE CAHHR."
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"PAHHK THE DAG NAB CAHHR."
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[ LBJ's voice ] HEH-HEY.
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GREAT JOB, DOC.
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>> AW, HE'S HEAVY.
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DADDY, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS
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DEAD OLD BODY?
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>> YEAH, WHAT, DADDY?
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: HOW MANY TIMES
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DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, CHILDREN?
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NOT WHILE I'M WORKING!
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>> HEY.
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THESE OLD GUYS YOUR KIDS?
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>> Frankenstein: YES.
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>> HOO HOO HA HA!
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WELL, I'LL BE DING-DANGED!
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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>> WELL?
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>> Polidori: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
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ASK THE HUNKY BUMPKIN?
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>> WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
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>> GOT TO PUT HIM SOMEWHERE.
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>> THAT OLD THING?
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YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP SOME
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CHINAMAN'S ASS FOR ALL I CARE.
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HA HA HA.
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>> COME ON, HEINRICH.
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LET'S JUST TAKE HIM TO THE
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CEMETERY.
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>> OH, GUSTAV, THAT PLACE HITS
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TOO CLOSE TO HOME AT MY AGE.
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>> AT MY AGE, TOO.
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>> WHAT, SO, YOU NEVER GIVEN
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THEM THAT IMMORTALITY JUICE?
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>> Frankenstein: THANK GOD, NO.
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>> HA HA HA HA.
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LORD HAVE MERCY.
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[ Boston accent ] ER, UH,
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"PAHHK THE CAHHR."
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>> Polidori: WOULD YOU LIKE ME
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TO GET YOU TWO A ROOM SO YOU
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CAN BE ALONE WITH YOURSELVES?
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>> [ LBJ's voice ] NO, BUT YOU
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CAN QUIT YER LEERING AT MY SWEET
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WOMAN-LOVIN' ASS AND GO GET ME
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SOMETHIN' TO DINGLE MY NEW
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DANGLE INTO SO I CAN MAKE SURE
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MY PUMPER'S TICKING
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SUFFICIENTLY.
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>> Polidori: HERE, YOU CAN USE
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THIS LEFTOVER BRAIN.
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>> HEH.
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I'LL CUSTOMIZE IT FOR YOUR
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DUMB ASS.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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[ ANIMAL HOWLING ]
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[ Boston accent ] ASK NOT WHAT I
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CAN DO FOR YOU...
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[LBJ's voice] ASK WHAT YOU CAN
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DO TO MY MARILYN MONROE-RAMMER.
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'CAUSE THE PIPES ARE ALL WORKIN'
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JUST FINE.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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HEY! WHOA! OW!
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GET YOUR HAND OFF ME!
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I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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GOLDARN UNITED STATES!
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GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU WEIRDO
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MONKEY MAN!
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OW!
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I SAID OW!
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OWWWWW!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> OH, GREAT.
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>> HE'S ALIVE!
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NOWGETS TO BE A WEREWOLF.
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>> AH, LUCKY.
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>> HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
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WHO DON'T LIVE FOREVER AROUND
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HERE?
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>> YEAH.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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>> BOYS!
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COME INTO THE CASTLE AND CLEAN
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YOUR ROOMS!
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>> Both: COMING, MOTHER.
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>> DUMB IMMORTAL.
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>> Shh!
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GUSTAV, SHE'LL HEAR YOU, AND
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WE'LL BE GROUNDED AGAIN.
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>> I DON'T CARE!
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>> WELL, I DO!
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>> OOH.
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>> I LIKE TO GET OUT AND ABOUT
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FROM TIME TO TIME.
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>> CONSARNIT.
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YOU TELLIN' ME THAT I FINALLY
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GIT ME A KISSABLE PATOOTIE AND
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ON TH MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT OF
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THE MONTH, I'M GONNA GROW HAIR
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ALL OVER IT?!
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HELL, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A
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DUMB-ASS SQUARE HEAD LIKE DOOFUS
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OVER HERE!
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>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]
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THAT'S NOT REAL.
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TAKE THAT STUPID THING OFF!
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>> BUT IT IS MORE TO YOUR
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LIKING?
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>> OH, YEAH, I LOVE IT!
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BEND OVER!
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I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BOYS,
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BUT YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF ONE
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HAPPY CUSTOMER!
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AND I WILL NOT BE RECOMMENDIN'
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YOU HIGHLY TO ANY TIME PERIOD
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ANY TIME SOON!
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COME ON, HANDSOME.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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>> DO I NOT LOOK MORE FETCHING?
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>> Frankenstein: OH, GO TO YOUR
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ROOM!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> * I'M A BRAIN AND BODY ODDY
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* WITH ANOTHER THING THAT'S
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SHODDY *
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* I'M A WEREWOLF
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* A WEREWOLF
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* DON'T TRY TO RID ME SOONER,
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AND THE REASON IS QUITE LUNAR *
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* I'M A WEREWOLF
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* A WEREWOLF
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* GRO-O-WL
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* GRO-O-WL
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* GRO-O-O-O-WL
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* I'M A WEREWOLF
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